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Speaker 1: Podcast starts. Now, Now, what's up, idiots, it's your favorite

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Speaker 1: show on Earth. Stradio lab. Wait, should we be recording?

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Speaker 1: Backup adio? No, bup. We're flying without a parachute, without

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Speaker 1: a parachute on a zoom and said, let's talk in

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Speaker 1: the most toxic way for twenty two minutes and then

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Speaker 1: press record immediately. Yes, we were just dishing on all

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Speaker 1: of our sad, bad evil feelings. George said, should we

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Speaker 1: wouldn't it be like, I don't know, like kind of

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Speaker 1: I said, if these listeners see me as a brat,

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Speaker 1: well then I'll be done for I can't we to

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Speaker 1: imply that we deserve anything, you know. Uh. Um. So

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Speaker 1: you know what's interesting is we're kind of we're we've

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Speaker 1: we're bitter demand. We're recording the intro separately from the

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Speaker 1: episode we are mark marining once again. Um, where yeah,

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Speaker 1: we recorded We're not going to drive them and and

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Speaker 1: we respect them, but it stands that unfortunately, I'll say

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Speaker 1: it our guest lawyer La Ramirez, against someone I adore,

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Speaker 1: someone I would die for, showed up thirty five minutes late.

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Speaker 1: And you know, which in a way is beautiful and

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Speaker 1: So we were like, cut the intro. We can, we'll intro.

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Speaker 1: We said, cut the intro, dead ass, Yes, that's exactly

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Speaker 1: what we said. And so now we're bringing the intro

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Speaker 1: to you. Um, here's our big update. I met George's boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: That is true. And I have to say, as I

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Speaker 1: said to you, the best night of the summer, best

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Speaker 1: night of the summer, it was it fall yet that

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Speaker 1: day it was a fall. It was late summer, late

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Speaker 1: September was the best day of the summer. Uh the

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Speaker 1: field when late September is the best day of the summer. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that was definitely my face when and I had a

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Speaker 1: complete and utter blast. Yeah, I really it felt like

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Speaker 1: I think these weeks have been feeling generally kind of

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Speaker 1: and and I will say, you know, to both of

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Speaker 1: We were like outdoors wearing masks that went to your backyard.

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Speaker 1: But but it it did feel like a taste of

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Speaker 1: it had been so long since I had just run

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Speaker 1: into someone. When that happens, I honestly, that's like why

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Speaker 1: that's the only thing that can bring we do this.

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Speaker 1: That's why we do this to run into people. I know,

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Speaker 1: when I see someone I know on the street, my

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Speaker 1: day is good. That's like the one check mark I

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Speaker 1: just stays the same, like she doesn't change her demeanor

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Speaker 1: at all, and it's like it's bad acting or was

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Speaker 1: she directed that way? I think it was directed that way.

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Speaker 1: I think it was thinking. You guys are talking about

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Speaker 1: the cartoon and I'm like, there's no director. I'm like

427
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Speaker 1: this whole time, I'm trying to save you guys. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: there is no director. There is no fucking in like

429
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Speaker 1: location scouting in a cartoon because we're real people, guys,

430
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 1: we think like cartoon actors. And it's like, yeah, actually,

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Speaker 1: the same woman who played Mulan also played like the

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Speaker 1: fox Hound. She had a lot of range. I'm recording

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Speaker 1: this for my own podcast that's called Like Today, Lower

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Speaker 1: Life States. I have a different like intro that I

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Speaker 1: already recorded. That's why I was late. I'm like today

436
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Speaker 1: I'm going to save some of my best friends, George

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Speaker 1: and Sam. They think that, I bet it's going to

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Speaker 1: come up in conversation. Um, they think that Mulan the

439
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Speaker 1: Cartoon is a real movie. I have been trying to

440
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Speaker 1: save them four years, and we're going to see how

441
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Speaker 1: this works out. And I bet you anything, they're going

442
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Speaker 1: to start talking about Mulan off the back. I mean,

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Speaker 1: if you could predict that we were going to talk

444
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Speaker 1: about Mulan on this episode of this podcast, I would say,

445
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Speaker 1: we we need to be saved, we need someone like

446
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Speaker 1: it's a remer. It's like they have a serious fucking

447
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 1: Everyone's like, have you listened to this this radio lap, Yeah? No,

448
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 1: they keep talking about. What It's crazy is that Sam

449
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 1: and I in fact saw each other for the first

450
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 1: time since like March recently, and we did talk about Mulan.

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Speaker 1: That's true. So now we've seen each other, you know,

452
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Speaker 1: this time and the time before, and well, in fact,

453
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Speaker 1: I was you were we were with two of our

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Speaker 1: other friends, and I brought up Mulan as kind of

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Speaker 1: something like isn't it crazy that that movie like came

456
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Speaker 1: and went and then everyone else was like, oh, we

457
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:35,160
Speaker 1: watched it together. Well, we all watched this group right

458
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 1: right right every night, every night. Every night we wanted

459
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Speaker 1: as a group. Every night we watched as a group,

460
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 1: and every night we're like, this is boring. But you're

461
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 1: like you're you're like inflamed about the cartoon. You're like,

462
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 1: what the fuck about how they're treating the extras, like

463
00:27:55,000 --> 00:28:00,119
Speaker 1: the background characters, And we're like, George, that's not are

464
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: these union Are they union jobs? Me about the animals

465
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Speaker 1: and snow White, like this is animal abuse? Would be

466
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Speaker 1: so funny. You do a whole like you have a

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Speaker 1: your your first, you have your your first, like, well,

468
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Speaker 1: I don't know if it'd be your first. I'm guessing

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Speaker 1: here HBO special, have you had one yet? I'm sorry

470
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Speaker 1: you had no, not not one that has been released? Okay, great, Um,

471
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 1: so this will be your first HBO special. And it's

472
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Speaker 1: like all about cartoon characters and how and how they're

473
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Speaker 1: being treated unfairly, and only everyone only notices, like maybe

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Speaker 1: after like the twenty minute mark. They were like, this

475
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Speaker 1: person keeps talking about like a flying elephant. I don't

476
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Speaker 1: think they know it's not real, but I really love

477
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Speaker 1: how they're going off, do you guys? It's like yeah. On,

478
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Speaker 1: do you guys remember that trend in comedy from like

479
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Speaker 1: I want to say, ten years ago where everyone was

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Speaker 1: doing like jokes about like comics, like about like comic books.

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Speaker 1: Like it was a lot of like X Men are

482
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 1: like this, or like Spider Man is like this. You

483
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: don't remember this? What? I feel like? This was so

484
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Speaker 1: common to be like, did you? It was kind of

485
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 1: like how the trope of like comedians being like this

486
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: rap song's lyrics are actually dumb, like they would be like, um,

487
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 1: this part of the comic book actually doesn't make any sense.

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Speaker 1: I just don't feel like there was a heyday of

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Speaker 1: that necessarily ten years ago and now no longer happens.

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Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, we go in and out

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Speaker 1: of making fun of comic books and comic book movies,

492
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Speaker 1: right because we can make fun of anything, Like nothing

493
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Speaker 1: is off limits in comedy, you know, even do not

494
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Speaker 1: go there, George, George, please no, I have to. It's

495
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 1: it's about integrating. Oh my god, nothing is off limits.

496
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Speaker 1: But if you are going for a Disney property, I'm

497
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 1: going to be freaking pissed. I swear to god, you

498
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Speaker 1: do not come for a Disney property on stage on

499
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Speaker 1: podcast anywhere. I will fight you if you come for

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Speaker 1: some sort of Disney property that is a sacred of

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00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 1: our culture. Yeah, that's what they tell the kids that

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Speaker 1: open mics. They're like, do not go after a Disney property,

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Speaker 1: Like like what if it was like it literally like

504
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Speaker 1: went down to the open mica scene where you were

505
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 1: like even there it was controversial, and like the person

506
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 1: who runs the open mic, like some old guy who's

507
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 1: like smoking chain smoking outside, is like, whatever you do,

508
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:45,719
Speaker 1: don't go after Disney. Don't go I love how it sounds. Whatever.

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Speaker 1: They don't accent work. Whenever George has an accident, I'm

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00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: always in awe. I'm all inspired, amazing great accent work.

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Speaker 1: Um wait, I'm like Sam, I kind of feel like,

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Speaker 1: let's dive into our first segments segment. Okay, Flora. In

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Speaker 1: our first segment called straight Shooters, we are going to

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Speaker 1: give you a series of rapid fire questions where we

515
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Speaker 1: just ask you to choose between one thing and a

516
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 1: different thing to gauge your familiarity with straight culture, and

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Speaker 1: you are not allowed to ask any questions about how

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Speaker 1: the game works other than that. Okay, I you can't. Okay,

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Speaker 1: first question, are you ready? Yes? Still? Or sparkling. Am

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Speaker 1: I answering like a straight person? Still still okay? Um? Okay? Burger,

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Speaker 1: Big Aidan, Mary Pippin. That one's a stretch Burger bib Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm understanding for Burger and big are sex in the City,

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Speaker 1: love interests? Correct Aidan, Mary Pippen, Mary Pippen, Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: big okay Um extra virgin olive oil or extra judicial

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Speaker 1: killings authorized by the state, look look out of here,

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Speaker 1: look out of her? Fuck you guys. Okay, Okay, that's

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00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 1: a great answer. Okay, Flora Um not recycling because it's

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Speaker 1: an ineffective system, or not voting because it's an ineffective system.

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Speaker 1: Good one topical not voting Laura Lie being really smart

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Speaker 1: but underachieving, or being a fucking moron but really successful,

531
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Speaker 1: being a fucking more but really successful. Okay, go off, okay,

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Speaker 1: Loura la Um. Tyler Perry from the media franchise or

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Speaker 1: Tyler Perry the white guy I dated one time whose

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Speaker 1: sister's name was weirdly Katie Perry. No, wait, I can't

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Speaker 1: believe his name is Tyler Perry and his sister it's gamezy.

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00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Wait are there? Their dad is Luke Perry.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't know, but I'll look it up. Wait,

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Speaker 1: you have to choose Tyler Perry, which one? That's my answer? Correct?

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Speaker 1: Lor I heart Radio or I heart Huckabees. I are

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Speaker 1: lucky great? Okay? Lorela um being the apple of someone's

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Speaker 1: eye or being someone's cherry pie, being someone's being the

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00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:17,479
Speaker 1: apple of snow, being someone's cherry pie. Okay? Wow? Nice.

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00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 1: Now you seem to have a really good knowledge of

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Speaker 1: straight culture. Yeah, what are we going to grade them?

545
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:27,840
Speaker 1: On a scale of right now? On a scale of

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Speaker 1: uh one? You know, I used to drink a lot

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Speaker 1: of a lot of come. You used to drink a

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00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:39,239
Speaker 1: lot of calm of come. Yeah, that's why I'm I'm

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00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: familiar with straight culture. I see what you did there?

550
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 1: Came in super late. I'm like, should I say this?

551
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 1: And then I was like, Lorelai, Lorela, what have you

552
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 1: learned in quarantine? You learn to be yourself bitch? Now

553
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 1: do it? In your origin story, it's like you you

554
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: go to an open mic prepared to do Disney material.

555
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 1: Then the guy says, whatever, you don't make fun of Disney,

556
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 1: and then you go up and in a panic, you

557
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:20,879
Speaker 1: go I drink a lot of come. Oh my god,

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00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: I would say, Lord, like I was, you know, when

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00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 1: you were saying you I drink a lot of. I

560
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 1: could never have predicted the word that was about to

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00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 1: come out of your mouth. No, I didn't say. I

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00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 1: didn't say drink. I said I drank. I drank a lot.

563
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 1: I have to say for for saying the sentence, I

564
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 1: drank a lot of come out of nowhere, you get

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Speaker 1: our first official a pluts of the game, Straight Shooters.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you so much, thank you. I really

567
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 1: needed to let that out somewhere. Now. Did you ever

568
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,760
Speaker 1: in your life here in the past identify as straight?

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00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 1: I don't. I've never identified as straight. I think when

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00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 1: I was in straight culture more, I was just like yeah,

571
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 1: you know, like I'm like, yeah, I'll suck whatever I

572
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 1: can get, whatever I could get. It was really more

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00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 1: a bad of desperation. I was like, I have no

574
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 1: sunny well I ever loved me, So let me tell

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00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 1: you something more like you're so far. It seems like

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00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 1: what your idea of straight culture is that it's much

577
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: more sex oriented than than queer or non straight culture,

578
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 1: which I do think is interesting. In your mind, it's

579
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 1: like if someone straight, they're just drink and comments sucking. Yeah,

580
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 1: you have to show that you're always drinking. I'm just

581
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 1: like and then I've realized, yeah, it's true. Like I

582
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 1: used to go straight. No no, no, no no, guys, listen.

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00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 1: I used to go to straight parties and then go

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00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,720
Speaker 1: around and they'd be like, okay the gals town gals

585
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: to and I was like, oh, okay, you know back then,

586
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 1: I was a gal and so I would have my

587
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: It was like a rodeo kind of place. They were

588
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 1: like horses and stuff. And they'd be like, so, how

589
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 1: much come you drank today? And I would be like, yeah,

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00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 1: I used to speak different too. It was I used

591
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:23,760
Speaker 1: to you were a horse. I was on a horse.

592
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: It's okay, somebody needs to get their story straight either

593
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:36,359
Speaker 1: or you were on a horse and this do know this?

594
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 1: How do I know this? In a yes and a way,

595
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, I was on a horse. You're doing improv?

596
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 1: You were a horse? Right? No, me doing improv? You

597
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 1: are a horse? And I drink a lot of come.

598
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:58,839
Speaker 1: They're like, I've I've seen that person at an open mic. Yes,

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00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 1: I think something was on a comp Lately Irrelevant from

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Speaker 1: Texas right, and I like a lot of so you're

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Speaker 1: my mother, right, the horses upside down and they're like,

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00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 1: we come, I crick a lot of cup. That's like

603
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 1: my saying that's your catchphrase. Wait, do you know what

604
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 1: I saw today is that I saw a headline that

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00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 1: was like Hillary Clinton reveals new catchphrase. And do you

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00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 1: know what the phrase was? No, it was the catchphrase

607
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: was you and me both? No, okay, that is queen ship.

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00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 1: That is queen. No, you don't get queen s No,

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00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:52,279
Speaker 1: it's not no, it's not Hillary sucks, or like why

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Speaker 1: is it not queen It's not queen ship, She's lame?

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00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 1: I mean not no, I can't. Oh that's where you

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00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 1: draw the line something like oh yeah, I mean I

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00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 1: just saw It's like because I typed in the word

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00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,919
Speaker 1: the other day in Google and Google was like, how

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00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:12,399
Speaker 1: dare you well? Lame? I mean I do think lame

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00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,360
Speaker 1: is is a slightly ablest word. Although I have to

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00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: say one time, someone but why do we with well? Um,

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00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: but doesn't coming back to sorry have different context now?

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00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 1: I mean, of course everything has a different content. I

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00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 1: mean you could argue, you know that, like when you

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Speaker 1: say the word lame, people know what the context are

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00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,399
Speaker 1: referring to is. But then it's like you get into

623
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 1: the slippery slope of like anyway. But I think it's

624
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 1: like the Roma people. It's like, yes, exactly, it's exactly. Yes,

625
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: saying um that Hillary Clinton is lame is equivalent to,

626
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,360
Speaker 1: in fact being racist against the Roman the Roman people.

627
00:39:52,960 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 1: What's Roma people? I'm sorry criticize Hillary Clinton. That is

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Speaker 1: I mean, look, okay, I'm going to say to your listeners,

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Speaker 1: for the sake of Sam's I'm going to say the words,

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Speaker 1: for the sake of informing Sam. Okay, okay, because you

631
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Speaker 1: didn't you didn't know. If you didn't, well there's the

632
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 1: you know, Sam, there's a what we used to call

633
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 1: we used to call people gypsies, and that's offensive. They're

634
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 1: called the Roma people. That's the way. And I feel

635
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 1: like that's the same thing with the word um lame,

636
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 1: where it's like, oh to call somebody does? I mean now,

637
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 1: it's like a community that wasn't speaking out before is

638
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,720
Speaker 1: speaking out Hillary Clinton, and in fact, she's launching a podcast.

639
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 1: It would be funny if we look at like who

640
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 1: started these arguments, and it's like these white women, it's

641
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: like they have they have no idea what they're talking about.

642
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:05,359
Speaker 1: There like a head shot of just like a white

643
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 1: woman and her kids, changing culture, the face of the person.

644
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 1: Yeah wait, but I didn't want to say that. One

645
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: time someone blocked me on Facebook because I use the

646
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 1: word idiot and they said that was ablest. I don't.

647
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,319
Speaker 1: I mean, I think the blocking. I feel like people

648
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 1: should inform each other because there's no way everybody knows

649
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 1: what's going on. Well, the only thing I do want

650
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 1: to say about the right words to use is I

651
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 1: keep coming back the words stupid, which I think is

652
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:40,919
Speaker 1: actually a very good descriptor stupid, stupid, dumb, dumb some people. Yeah,

653
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's head Yeah. I think fucker is

654
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 1: kind of the only thing you can call people these days.

655
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 1: That's a weird opinion I think is culture and PC

656
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:00,319
Speaker 1: correct and political correctness is like you can only call

657
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:03,280
Speaker 1: people fucker now, Like I'm so pissed because I'm always

658
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 1: having to use the word fucker. I don't think I've

659
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:10,919
Speaker 1: ever called someone a fucker. Um, I feel like that's

660
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: something like only like uh like uh, I go to sleep.

661
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 1: I think that's something only like a what do you

662
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 1: call those people in like zoot suits say like yeah

663
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:30,319
Speaker 1: fucker right. I feel like like what the dB gun

664
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:34,800
Speaker 1: is like yeah fucker yeah, fucking fuck. You know something

665
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 1: like that. Anybody else have that fantasy? Am I alone? Um?

666
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 1: That song from like a musical that's like no, no,

667
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 1: how can I can't think of any of the words.

668
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 1: Oh the song You're a sucker from the musical, It's

669
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 1: like not, but it's something else. God, it's a big spender. Uh.

670
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 1: I was just for some reason imagining that, being like, hey,

671
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: big fucker, that's like kind of what you're saying anyway,

672
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 1: I'm right. Well. You know in Bear City three, the

673
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 1: classic film Bear City three, there was a scene in

674
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,719
Speaker 1: which one guy called another guy a fucker in like

675
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 1: a sexual context, and I was like, this is hot.

676
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 1: It's like, was that sentence created by an algorithm that

677
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 1: like learned? You're learned like what you say? And then

678
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 1: was like, okay, now talk as Sam Predictive's literally in

679
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,399
Speaker 1: one scene from Bear City three, someone called another person

680
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 1: sucker in a sexual way, and I was turned on.

681
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 1: You know, here's okay about this episode so far. Imagine

682
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 1: maybe a very cool seventeen year old playing this in

683
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: the car, saying Mommy, Mommy, I have to hear my

684
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,839
Speaker 1: newest episode of Stradio Lab. And then they're playing it

685
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:55,359
Speaker 1: and and we're screaming fucker over and over again, and

686
00:43:55,400 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 1: the mom is like, what filth are you listening to? What? Absolute?

687
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 1: Come up's drinking? And fucker what Thomas? And I'm I'm

688
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:12,839
Speaker 1: you know, where is this going? I'm just speaking to

689
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,359
Speaker 1: you right now. If you're this kid listening, and if

690
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 1: you're that mom, grow up out. I feel suck out

691
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 1: and go suck some sucks some stuff out, Go suck

692
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 1: a dick. I'm feeling self conscious about raunchy, unrated very well, yeah,

693
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:38,320
Speaker 1: I'm very raunchy now. Yes, I love that turn for you.

694
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:42,399
Speaker 1: You've come into that during quarantine. Yeah, I've come into

695
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 1: my round tea side during quarantine. It's been all the

696
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 1: like the you know, I don't know if in private

697
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 1: you do this, but do you do like pelvic thrust

698
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:53,319
Speaker 1: in private? Oh? Yeah? And public? Yeah? I do. I

699
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 1: do like these private like pelvic thrust Like usually like

700
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 1: at night, I'm like, oh, let me see how like

701
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 1: fast I can move it? Let me see like what

702
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: if what if one day somebody really needs me to

703
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: move it? Really fast for them, and so I, um,

704
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 1: so for you, it's about it's about speed rather than

705
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 1: good form. No, it's I mean it's it is about speed.

706
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:19,800
Speaker 1: It's also about flexibility, you know, opening up hip muscles,

707
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:25,239
Speaker 1: um thrusting, the thrusting motion. I'm like, how have you

708
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: ever looked at yourself like booty dance? Yeah? Sure, and

709
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 1: then it's like embarrassing because you're like that looks like ship. Yeah,

710
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 1: basically that. I've only recently become extremely insecure about my

711
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:43,359
Speaker 1: butt after many years of being insecure about various other

712
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 1: parts of my body, which has been a really exciting development. Yeah,

713
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 1: let let us see, Yeah, show us. Can you guys

714
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 1: see I'm showing it. I'm showing you my entire butt

715
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 1: right now. Okay, that's something. That's something, Yeah, it's it's

716
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:05,400
Speaker 1: it's it's what the left side is huge, the right side. Okay,

717
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 1: don't say that. That's like what I'm insecured. What's in that?

718
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 1: What do you have in the middle? Yeah, what's the

719
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 1: what's coming out of the middle? Oh? Sorry, I forgot

720
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:23,720
Speaker 1: to wipe. Yeah. I'm like, they're like ship, so dumb.

721
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,840
Speaker 1: I feel like I've reverted back to like myself in

722
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: the little school, like what's in the middle, And then

723
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, okay, I think what's like a

724
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:37,320
Speaker 1: really like unexpected interesting thing. Oh, it's ship the mom.

725
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 1: The mom is like, okay, Thomas, I'll let you keep

726
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 1: listening to your part. And now she's like, oh my goodness,

727
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 1: Actually I have I have a very sophisticated and hybrid

728
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 1: question to ask. I've noticed this trend where because politics

729
00:46:54,239 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 1: is so polarizing, and because we are reconsidering like to

730
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 1: talk about certain things, which I think is a positive

731
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 1: thing and all this stuff, that there is a movement

732
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:10,240
Speaker 1: among various comedians and comedy adjacent people of going back

733
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:14,240
Speaker 1: to basically like body humor and like talking truly about

734
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:20,320
Speaker 1: like shit and piss, as though that's like the last taboo,

735
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 1: but in fact it's actually a very conservative thing to

736
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:26,640
Speaker 1: do because you're not taking any risks. What do you think,

737
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 1: do you know what I see what you're saying, I see, yeah,

738
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 1: I don't provocative. I don't think it's provocative. I think

739
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 1: it's more funny, like if somebody has like a juvenile

740
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 1: sense of humor, like I like, like I don't know

741
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 1: and personally doing that or like there's not a lot

742
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 1: of people. I feel like the only people who do

743
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 1: that that I know have been doing shit jokes for

744
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 1: a long time. I think it's refreshing because you know,

745
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 1: what is like popular is like basically teaching people and

746
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 1: having like little jokes in the middle of like teaching,

747
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 1: and it's like so boring, and sometimes it's just like

748
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 1: I want somebody to come up in like like, yeah,

749
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 1: wouldn't it be refreshing If Hannah Gatsby came out during

750
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:19,240
Speaker 1: her next special and the first thing she said was sorry,

751
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:23,839
Speaker 1: I was drinking some come, I would be like, queen Ship.

752
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 1: Queen queen Ship. You're like Hillary Clinton, Like Hillary Clinton's

753
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 1: your catchphrase all over again. Oh God, Hillary Clinton's catchphrase.

754
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 1: It's also the headline was Hillary Clinton reveals a new

755
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:44,320
Speaker 1: catchphrase m dash. That's also the name of her new podcast,

756
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 1: and it's you and Me Both. No. I love it

757
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 1: because it sounds like sort of like a wine mom

758
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 1: saying you and me both, Like, oh oh, I can

759
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 1: see it on mugs already. It's it doesn't it's not

760
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:00,799
Speaker 1: that biting. It makes no sense. It's a good I

761
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 1: have to say for what she's trying to do. She

762
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 1: kind of knocked it out of the park. Well, how

763
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:12,879
Speaker 1: would you define what she's trying to do? Maintains she's

764
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 1: trying to get you? She's thinking to do is gonna

765
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 1: get you? Sorry, go ahead, George? What do I mean?

766
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 1: I do think it's like, what is she trying to do? Like?

767
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 1: Can you I just can't imagine? Can you imagine being

768
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 1: her and starting a podcast? No? I don't know what's

769
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 1: her problem. No, I don't know what that bitch this

770
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 1: problem is. I think anyone that doesn't start a podcast

771
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 1: needs to be locked up. Yeah, I just like, I

772
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 1: want to start a podcast. Well, what would your podcast be?

773
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 1: You and me both? Did you see what idea? And

774
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 1: everyone who starts the podcast needs to be locked up?

775
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:07,360
Speaker 1: So then I said lock her up, the famous expression

776
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 1: against Hillary Clinton? Mm hmm, lock her up? What else

777
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: did they say about her? Woman? Oh? My god was

778
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 1: president the last four years we have it was four years,

779
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 1: four years, so disgusted. It's really disgusting to think about.

780
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I do have good news. Can I share

781
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 1: it with you. I've been trying for the last four

782
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 1: years to convert every member of my family to vote Democrat.

783
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:48,840
Speaker 1: This year, four years my brother just registered to vote

784
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 1: for the first time and he's going to vote Democrat.

785
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: My father is voting for Biden. My mom is not

786
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 1: voting did I'm I'm the best devote Republican. That's the

787
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:07,759
Speaker 1: best we can do. Wow, that's really good. It was

788
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 1: hard work. Well, now that we're on it, Hillary Clinton

789
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 1: is the best candidate ever. I love her and I'm

790
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:18,280
Speaker 1: so happy she's on the ballot this year. You guys,

791
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,240
Speaker 1: I just want to say, like, please vote for Hillary

792
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 1: this year. Like she's not on the ballot, but like

793
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 1: we write her in. I just think we it's time

794
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 1: we had a badass president. Yeah, it's time, but time

795
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 1: we had someone who says it like it is, like

796
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 1: this is this is a fucking this is a fucking

797
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 1: bitch who like who like like went around. Everybody was like, yeah,

798
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 1: you're nasty, You're nastiest fuck, you're a nasty woman. Like

799
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:47,799
Speaker 1: look at you and your pussy, you're nasty. And she

800
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, look at me and my pussy. Look

801
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 1: at me, and how nasty I am? Also you and

802
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 1: me both, bitch. I'm gonna do a podcast. I'm gonna

803
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 1: talk about my pussy, I'm gonna talk about my husband,

804
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,440
Speaker 1: talk about my problems. I'm gonna talk about anything like Hillary?

805
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 1: Is that it? You know that I never talked about it?

806
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 1: That she has hot sauce in her bag? Yeah, that

807
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 1: ship was like amazing, like like that she was like

808
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: next level feminist ship, you know, Like I was like, damn,

809
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:23,879
Speaker 1: this bitch, like really do know what she'd be doing?

810
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 1: Like she really do know who she's been repping, Like

811
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 1: you know, oh my god, my true self. What I

812
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:35,880
Speaker 1: really want to talk? Like the hot sauce in the

813
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 1: bag thing was so crazy because it was like she

814
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:42,359
Speaker 1: the reveal was like she actually does always have hot

815
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 1: sauce in her bag. And it was like wait, what,

816
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 1: Like she didn't know that she was coming off so pandering, right,

817
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 1: Wasn't that part of it? It was like it sam No,

818
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 1: like just stopped thinking like bitches got it all together.

819
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 1: It was like swag not what a big deal? Like

820
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:09,879
Speaker 1: she did up having hot tons in her bag. That's

821
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 1: like part of her whole deal. And it was like

822
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 1: everything you're saying is so anti feminist. It's like like, oh,

823
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:20,880
Speaker 1: was it on purpose or not that this ship has swag?

824
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 1: That this like bitch has swag. I guess she was

825
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:32,919
Speaker 1: pandering by being a badass feminist. I also I love

826
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: um nasty woman, meaning like she is gross. I think

827
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 1: that is absolutely genius for that to be like part

828
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:46,359
Speaker 1: of our culture in some way, like nasty woman, and

829
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 1: people like reclaiming it really fast, and it's like, just

830
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 1: what something about nasty women? It's like, what was the

831
00:53:54,000 --> 00:54:00,080
Speaker 1: one that Republicans reclaimed? Um? Deplorable? Deplorable? Wait, sorry, I

832
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 1: need to mute this conversation. That's Sam and I. Sam

833
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,879
Speaker 1: and I just got a text from someone and it's

834
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 1: like not now, not, We're literally recording. We're literally recording,

835
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 1: like like have some fucking sense, and like, no one

836
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:18,000
Speaker 1: we're recording. This is so disrespectful. I mean parents, parents,

837
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:27,239
Speaker 1: it's your both of your parents, it's both. It's our

838
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 1: mom and dad. Yeah, like for some reason, they're on

839
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,240
Speaker 1: a little island and they can't get off. We can't

840
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 1: get off, and they need you guys took them up.

841
00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 1: Just bring the boat, bring the boat? Now, why did

842
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 1: we give you those boat lessons if you're not going

843
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 1: to save us? Okay, we were all wait sorry I

844
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 1: just completely zonned. Why are we talking about boats because

845
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:53,319
Speaker 1: our parents are still on an island. Oh that's so

846
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,919
Speaker 1: sad and then we're ignoring their texts. They're like, we're

847
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 1: stick like we're recording our podcasting. Mom and dad, stay

848
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 1: on your Yeah, they paid for the equipment and your apartments.

849
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:06,880
Speaker 1: Do you think that In her new podcast, Hillary Clinton,

850
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:12,360
Speaker 1: we'll talk about wap Oh she's Oh my god, George,

851
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 1: that's the worst thing that you could ever like, how

852
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:18,279
Speaker 1: can you put that out there into the It's gonna

853
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:23,439
Speaker 1: be like how words work, word of matter be talking

854
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:26,280
Speaker 1: about Hillary I'm talking about It's going to be like, Okay,

855
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:28,640
Speaker 1: this segment is called whack and it's where we go

856
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:36,240
Speaker 1: over some woke asked politics writing for Hillary's podcast. Wait,

857
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:38,920
Speaker 1: I am so kindious of time. We need to very

858
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:44,759
Speaker 1: quickly literally mentioned the topic. Okay, okay, we're talking about

859
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 1: talk about our topic today. It's like her Heart but

860
00:55:47,239 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 1: also straight fashion, straight fashion, car Heart, talk about it.

861
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:54,440
Speaker 1: Don't you think gays now? Like where all that stuff?

862
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 1: And it's like it's but it's yes, gays appropriated. But

863
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:02,360
Speaker 1: I bet you they have a group of straight male

864
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 1: friends who love movies. M M. That's true because Carhart

865
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:12,719
Speaker 1: is like movie. It's like the film bros. And I

866
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:14,920
Speaker 1: like it. I love how they dressed. To be honest,

867
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:17,319
Speaker 1: I've tried, but my boobs are too big, so then

868
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:21,279
Speaker 1: they look like a big box version of them. But

869
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:26,439
Speaker 1: they have like it's like the white T shirt. Um,

870
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 1: it's it's kind of like Warren a little bit, but

871
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 1: it's new, brand new. Wow. Sam is literally showing us

872
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 1: that's what I was wearing today, and it's a cart

873
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 1: T shirt, carhart T shirt. No, I love carhart stuff.

874
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:44,400
Speaker 1: Love that it's it's it's just it's like worker gear.

875
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 1: It's like four construction people. But it's been appropriated not appropriate.

876
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:53,799
Speaker 1: Excuse me, film bros are workers. It's been taken by

877
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 1: the film bros. And now the film bros wear it

878
00:56:56,200 --> 00:57:00,960
Speaker 1: and they look great. Lot he is the thing. It's

879
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,319
Speaker 1: like the circle of like this is you know, it's

880
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:07,680
Speaker 1: worker gear. It's you know, uh, you know, construction workers

881
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 1: appropriated by film bros. And then that's appropriated by gays. Well,

882
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:17,600
Speaker 1: gays do it. I almost think like it a lot. Yeah.

883
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 1: I think it's a specific type of gay that does it.

884
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:22,880
Speaker 1: And I think it's like there's like you know, gay

885
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:26,240
Speaker 1: always has like like the obsession with like leather, like

886
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:29,880
Speaker 1: the obsession with like denim, like gay like takes like

887
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 1: hyper masculine stuff and like flix it. That's why I

888
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 1: like you wearing it. Sam, I'm like, oh yeah, you

889
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:44,360
Speaker 1: make it look like really cute. The other day a

890
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 1: car hard jump over. You did have your car hard jumpsuit,

891
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:51,040
Speaker 1: and you know what, I in fact recently saw a

892
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 1: lesbian identified friend of mine also wearing a car hard jumpsuit.

893
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 1: So the entire community is embracing it. Yeah, are they

894
00:57:57,400 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 1: in film? Um? You know, much like many people we know,

895
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 1: they want to be exactly. I think it's kind of

896
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 1: like dream. You know how they say dress for the

897
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:16,440
Speaker 1: part exactly? Oh whatever? Yeah, can we like edit that?

898
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:21,680
Speaker 1: I'll say it again. You want yeah, you know you

899
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:26,000
Speaker 1: know how they say dress for the you want just

900
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 1: fit it in there? Job, job, job, Job, I'll do

901
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 1: a couple of takes. Job okay, Lord, Like can you

902
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 1: do that? Can you do that take again? But this

903
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:44,800
Speaker 1: time it's like surprised job o, Lord, Like you just

904
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:47,040
Speaker 1: got broken up with? Could you do that that take?

905
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 1: Just so we have options? But I got broken up with, Like,

906
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:55,720
Speaker 1: and now you say the word job okay, no, no, no, wait,

907
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 1: but did I like you still want to be in

908
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:02,840
Speaker 1: the relationship or is it like you're about that you

909
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:05,840
Speaker 1: have better as ahead. You know, you cheated on your

910
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:09,120
Speaker 1: partner and they found out by looking at your texts

911
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 1: and and you admitted to all of it, but you

912
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,440
Speaker 1: say you know it was it was a mistake and

913
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:18,080
Speaker 1: you want to stay together. And your partner says, I'm

914
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:21,200
Speaker 1: leaving and I won't ever talk to you again. And

915
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:28,960
Speaker 1: now can you say, job? Okay? Job? Wow? Okay? I

916
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:35,200
Speaker 1: now you are the first man on the moon. That's

917
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:37,960
Speaker 1: that's cool, that's thrilling. You are the first man on

918
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:43,440
Speaker 1: the moon and suddenly you turn around and the spaceship

919
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:53,280
Speaker 1: is gone. Job wow chills. Now I could actually see that,

920
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:56,720
Speaker 1: like I could fully see that. I know, thank you.

921
00:59:56,760 --> 01:00:00,720
Speaker 1: I haven't acted in a while. Thank you so much. Wow.

922
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:05,560
Speaker 1: Um what were we talking about? Car Um car hard

923
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:10,720
Speaker 1: or whatever or whatever? Great film fashion? Okay, so you

924
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:13,440
Speaker 1: have the rolled up jeans to the ankles, you have

925
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:19,040
Speaker 1: the you have a a sweater. Maybe you have a no, no,

926
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 1: you have like an open button down over your white

927
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:27,240
Speaker 1: car hard shirt. Yeah, you have you have dickies maybe? Okay.

928
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:30,600
Speaker 1: One thing, if it's film bros specifically, you know a

929
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:33,480
Speaker 1: lot of them. Like, here's what's confusing about film is

930
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:36,080
Speaker 1: that they are like moving stuff, like they are like

931
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 1: carrying big things around sometimes, Like you're talking about film

932
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 1: bros that actually work as I'm talking about people that

933
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 1: went to film school and now work at Hungry Ghost.

934
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:50,800
Speaker 1: Oh okay, sorry, but you're right. There are people who

935
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 1: do move stuff around. You know, there are some film

936
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 1: bros who have lifted something. Yeah, but I saw a

937
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:01,560
Speaker 1: very small small I wearing it, and I was like,

938
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,480
Speaker 1: there's no way and how you move. You have to

939
01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 1: go up to him and you have to say, excuse me,

940
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:09,560
Speaker 1: have you ever moved anything? Yeah? It must have this

941
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:17,600
Speaker 1: Paul to ride how much? How much can you lift

942
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:21,040
Speaker 1: your cat phrases going up to men and saying, honey,

943
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:27,320
Speaker 1: you must be this tall to ride idiot? Well that

944
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:31,080
Speaker 1: should be your catchphrase and podcast title. And it's like

945
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:35,360
Speaker 1: you on the Hillary Clinton's podcast, Like it's like with

946
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 1: Laura La Ramirez and I like present I present that cat.

947
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:41,919
Speaker 1: I'm like, thank you, so you're hearing maybe like totally fake,

948
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 1: thank you so much? Like I really look up to you.

949
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:46,920
Speaker 1: I think you're amazing. I thought it was so amazing

950
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:50,760
Speaker 1: how you like like took a hold of just everything

951
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:53,480
Speaker 1: during that insane time and like, it's so unfair how

952
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:59,560
Speaker 1: people treated you. And then I'll say that catchphrase must

953
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:02,160
Speaker 1: be this, must be this, which would make so little

954
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:06,000
Speaker 1: sense in that context which you and her going back

955
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:09,080
Speaker 1: and forth. It must be this to ride, honey, you

956
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 1: and I both Oh, oh my god, wait Sam, should

957
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:19,760
Speaker 1: we just do our final segment? Oh my goodness, Um,

958
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 1: we're flying through this episode. I know it was so

959
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:28,360
Speaker 1: fun and honestly I want to keep you on for longer,

960
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:32,720
Speaker 1: but well, you have me again. Yeah, we'll have you back.

961
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:36,320
Speaker 1: We could, but don't wear a wig and you change

962
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:42,800
Speaker 1: my name, but it just is Yeah, let's talk about

963
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:44,800
Speaker 1: it later. I'm like, we could have you back, literally

964
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:46,760
Speaker 1: for another twenty minutes and just like stitched together a

965
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:52,200
Speaker 1: longer episode. Great. I would love that. Um. I would

966
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:57,600
Speaker 1: love excuse give me a second, hold on, just a second.

967
01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:06,920
Speaker 1: I would love the gorgeous Wow, that was so moving. Well.

968
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:14,280
Speaker 1: Our final segment is called shout outs, UM, in which

969
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:17,120
Speaker 1: we give a shout out to something we like, maybe

970
01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:19,880
Speaker 1: sort of in the style of I Think it's two

971
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:22,600
Speaker 1: thousand two t r L. The cameras pointing at you

972
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:27,440
Speaker 1: and you're shouting out your squad back home. UM. So uh, George,

973
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:36,000
Speaker 1: do you have one? Um, um, yes, okay, what's up, listeners.

974
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,200
Speaker 1: I want to give a quick shout out to Secretary

975
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:43,160
Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton. You have done it again, constantly reading the

976
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:45,680
Speaker 1: bar for us of all. He said you couldn't do it,

977
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 1: but you did. And I said that the bar and

978
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 1: you said not anymore because I had jumped above it.

979
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:53,040
Speaker 1: I said, and that's the new way. You said, no,

980
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:56,240
Speaker 1: I've already I've already are above that too. I'm on

981
01:03:56,280 --> 01:03:58,880
Speaker 1: the moon and I said, come back down. The air

982
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,800
Speaker 1: quality is not good down there. And you said, I'm

983
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:05,520
Speaker 1: running for president and I said, let's go nasty women everywhere.

984
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:13,520
Speaker 1: Who oh, okay, I have one. What's up, listeners? Hello,

985
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:15,280
Speaker 1: it is Sam. I just want to give a quick

986
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:19,080
Speaker 1: shout out to Soupion Stevens. I had written this bitch

987
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:22,200
Speaker 1: off many many years ago, and then recently I decided

988
01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 1: to listen to that album that came out two to

989
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:26,600
Speaker 1: three years ago with two people's names, and I forgot

990
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:31,160
Speaker 1: what it's called, Laurel and Hardy, Bob Carrie and Lowell

991
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:37,360
Speaker 1: Morcan Mindy. I think this album is to die. And

992
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:40,720
Speaker 1: I tell you what, I'm enjoying sad music. I'm I'm

993
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:43,560
Speaker 1: soft in my quarantine days. I'm liking things that I

994
01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:46,560
Speaker 1: had sworn off many moons ago, and I feel better

995
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:49,080
Speaker 1: for it. I am open to love. I'm open to

996
01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:51,400
Speaker 1: new music. I'm open to things that I was once

997
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:54,920
Speaker 1: closed to. I love me, I love Sufion, Stephen's Happy

998
01:04:55,000 --> 01:05:02,880
Speaker 1: Fall XO XO Sam Who. Okay, Laura, go ahead. I

999
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:04,840
Speaker 1: would like to give a shout out to something that

1000
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:07,760
Speaker 1: I just found out about, which is an animatronic little

1001
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:12,720
Speaker 1: mouse named Topo ji Jo that's actually famous and so

1002
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:16,000
Speaker 1: many countries actually in moves just like me. Little did

1003
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:19,400
Speaker 1: I know that my brother was out there, My brother Toosito.

1004
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:22,120
Speaker 1: Now I will dedicate my whole life to you. I

1005
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:25,720
Speaker 1: can't wait to meet you after qluarantine. If you're hearing this,

1006
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:29,240
Speaker 1: please know that I love you so much, Topo. I

1007
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:32,800
Speaker 1: can't believe that told me about you, and I'll keep

1008
01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:41,320
Speaker 1: talking about you for as long as I oh Topo. Wow,

1009
01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:45,960
Speaker 1: that was beautiful. Wow. Um well, Laura, thank you so

1010
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:49,880
Speaker 1: much for doing the pod. We appreciate it, and I

1011
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:54,240
Speaker 1: think we really unpacked fashion. We really uncut a lot

1012
01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:57,680
Speaker 1: of gems, and we uncut those gems they were really

1013
01:05:57,840 --> 01:05:59,760
Speaker 1: they were cut. Now they're on cut, they were cut,

1014
01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:03,240
Speaker 1: and they're cut. Jones. Thank you guys so much for

1015
01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:06,360
Speaker 1: having me. This is so fun and you know, sorry

1016
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:09,240
Speaker 1: to be a bummer and really sincere, but I miss

1017
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:11,960
Speaker 1: you guys. You guys make me laugh. I'm so happy

1018
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,720
Speaker 1: I got to do this. This has really cheered me up.

1019
01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:18,560
Speaker 1: You guys are so funny. You're so funny. Miss you too.

1020
01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:21,440
Speaker 1: We do miss you, and we're very happy to have you.

1021
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:23,160
Speaker 1: And I'm very excited to have you and excited to

1022
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:27,720
Speaker 1: have you on again. Part two Great, I Connect, Weight,

1023
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:31,640
Speaker 1: I can I Bye