WEBVTT - Pizza Guy Talking to Himself

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap, all right, Garrett.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, this is an old old trick in the world

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<v Speaker 3>of phone taps, and we haven't haven't done it in

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<v Speaker 3>so many years.

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<v Speaker 2>So Frank wants to phone tap his brother Joe.

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<v Speaker 3>Now the guys own a pizza ria together, and I

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<v Speaker 3>figured why not mess with Joe.

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<v Speaker 2>And make him talk to himself. Now how do we

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<v Speaker 2>do that?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I call it Joe, act as if I'm putting

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<v Speaker 3>an order in for pizza, and I record Joe, and

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<v Speaker 3>then a little while later I called Joe back and

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<v Speaker 3>have Joe talk to himself.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you'll see what we're saying.

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<v Speaker 2>List is looking into part one. Yes, then you'll see

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<v Speaker 2>Parker two is on the way here.

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<v Speaker 1>We can listen to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, pizza, can you hear me?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? What do you want? Hi?

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<v Speaker 2>My name's Joe. Do I know you can I place

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<v Speaker 2>an order?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Sure? What do you want?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you tell pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>Buddy, pizzai or of course we sell pizza. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean I'm busy here?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have gluten free?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? We got a gluten free crush? What do you want?

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<v Speaker 1>You want? That?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that it?

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<v Speaker 1>You want anything else?

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<v Speaker 3>You want?

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<v Speaker 1>You wanted any I mean boys?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you hear me?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I could hear you? Could you hear me?

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<v Speaker 2>Does your bathroom work?

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<v Speaker 1>Buddy? What are you answering about my bathroom for? You

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<v Speaker 1>want to order a pizza or not?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you finish the lyric for me? Baby shark?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about? What kind of games are

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<v Speaker 1>you playing? Buddy? What the hell's going on here?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know the lyric?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? What's that? Are you there? Are you? Hello? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you there? Goodbye? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>So you got all you needed? Yep, exactly, okay. So

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<v Speaker 2>he takes that sound, puts it to the computer and

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<v Speaker 2>calls him back. Are you ready for it? Yeah? Here's

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<v Speaker 2>how it sounds.

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<v Speaker 1>Pizza? Yeah, what do you want? What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>What do I want? What do you want? I'll take you?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean? What are you talking about? Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>let's cut the boot, bud. Do you want to place

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<v Speaker 1>an order or not? Who's this? It's Joe? Who's this?

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<v Speaker 1>Who's this? It's Joe? Who says Joe? I'm Joe? Do

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<v Speaker 1>I know you? What? Are we playing games? Here? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you there?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello? Are you there? Buddy? What do you think you're

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<v Speaker 1>being smart? What the hell's going on here? Yeah? Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you want? Listen? Are we gonna cut the

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<v Speaker 1>boat here? You want to place your order or not?

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<v Speaker 1>Do I know you? You want to play it with

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<v Speaker 1>a physio, but you want to play the order or not?

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<v Speaker 1>Who's that? Yeah? You too? Goodbye about pizza? Hello? What

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<v Speaker 1>are you again? What is wrong with you? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>hear me? Because I hear you? Buddy? Take that? He is?

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<v Speaker 1>You want to order a pizza? What the hell's going

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<v Speaker 1>on here? What kind of games are you playing? Buddy? Listen?

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<v Speaker 1>You want pizza or not? Christen? You want some meat? Bulls?

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<v Speaker 1>I here? Yeah, he I'm busy. What do you need? Buddy?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, let's go. I'm going to give you my

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<v Speaker 1>meat balls? Buddy? Are you there? Are you? Who are

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<v Speaker 1>you there? Great decision? Busting my balls? Is they can't

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<v Speaker 1>pay anymore? Hey?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Joe?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, who's this? Hell?

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<v Speaker 2>My name is actually Garret from Elvis Durant in the

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<v Speaker 2>Morning Show. You've just been phone tapped. You've actually been

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<v Speaker 2>talking to yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>You've gotta be kidding me? Who put me up to this?

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<v Speaker 2>You could thank Frank?

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<v Speaker 1>Frank? This best is this strong standing right here, right

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to tell you're a crust me pet

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<v Speaker 2>Met Elvis Durant's phone time