Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central, so.
Speaker 2: You're saying powerade is better because somebody put a front
Speaker 2: stone vitamin in that bitch.
Speaker 3: And let it is off. Yes, it tastes better, is
Speaker 3: better for you? What's gatorade doing besides getting dumped on
Speaker 3: the back of coaches? Next Gatorade out here, lazy trifling?
Speaker 3: All right, power for the work. Hey, everybody, welcome to
Speaker 3: hold up. It's a big show about pretty pretty small things,
Speaker 3: pretty little, pretty, pretty insignificant. I am one of your
Speaker 3: co host My name is Josh Johnson. I'm a writer
Speaker 3: for the Daily Show, and I am joined.
Speaker 1: By Say Loan Dota Loan Dose Stays Loan. Yeah, of course,
Speaker 1: right on the Daily Show and just genuinely the person
Speaker 1: who annoys Jos the most because I won't do it?
Speaker 1: Who will?
Speaker 3: Great question. So we come to you today humbly seeking
Speaker 3: your approval. We seek your validation because we are diametrically
Speaker 3: opposed as usual. But this time I think I think
Speaker 3: there's a line in the sand. I think that I
Speaker 3: can't see any concessions being drawn. I can't see us
Speaker 3: really coming to any common ground at all. Today's topic
Speaker 3: is power aid versus Gatorade. Okay, wolf, which one do
Speaker 3: you drink more? If you drink either, which one leaves
Speaker 3: you feeling hydrated? And which one just makes you feel
Speaker 3: a little ill.
Speaker 2: I'll say as someone who never really enjoyed gatorade mm hm,
Speaker 2: but realize that there were assuely no beneficial qualities the
Speaker 2: power aide because gatorade you could taste that it was
Speaker 2: like salty. You're like, oh, I might be getting something
Speaker 2: out of this, but there's so much sugar in a
Speaker 2: power Aid. I feel like I'm drinking kool a.
Speaker 1: So that's why I can't condone or participate. Also, I
Speaker 1: don't see like remember like also remember when we were
Speaker 1: in like because when'd you graduated high.
Speaker 3: School two thousand and eight?
Speaker 1: Okay you just oh, no, you were seven years after
Speaker 1: we never mind, I know I was in high school's
Speaker 1: one powerad. It was like popping popping mm hm.
Speaker 2: And so like you see everybody drinking a powerade and whatever,
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, this can't This doesn't taste like
Speaker 2: it's being helping.
Speaker 1: This don't taste like it's restoring anything. I just feel
Speaker 1: like I'm drinking this is this is an uncarbonated soda.
Speaker 2: So I only go Gatorade because Gatorade tastes like okay,
Speaker 2: you can taste that. There's a little like saltiness tool
Speaker 2: a gatorade, guess because of the electrolytes and shit, and
Speaker 2: then but there's a sweetness, so you'll keep fucking drinking it.
Speaker 2: So Gatorade I'll go with only because I feel like
Speaker 2: it might actually be doing something. Power Aide is just
Speaker 2: an uncarbonated it's.
Speaker 1: A soft drate.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, so let's let's those are some great
Speaker 3: opening points. Some of them were actually correct. A couple
Speaker 3: of them were really on point. Okay, But power aid
Speaker 3: what you understand about power aid, what you understand about
Speaker 3: the power that we're covered with with power aid, okay,
Speaker 3: is that power Aid actually has less calories and more
Speaker 3: micronutrients than gatorade. You were right about salt. What is
Speaker 3: right about the salt? What is the so you were
Speaker 3: on point? Okay, what's the massldier, the electrolytes, the micronutrients
Speaker 3: in there are vitamins B six and twelve as well
Speaker 3: as magnesium. Like we're coming through with actual sustenance.
Speaker 1: Mm hm. So you're so just because you google what
Speaker 1: the hell was in a Powerade.
Speaker 2: You know you didn't know what was in a You
Speaker 2: did not know before two seconds ago while I was talking,
Speaker 2: Uh huh, got a damn thing about what's all up
Speaker 2: be in.
Speaker 1: These powers of aids? Okay, you knew.
Speaker 3: Would you rather, even in the wording, would you rather
Speaker 3: have Gator aid or power Aid? Would you rather have
Speaker 3: the aid to be powered or the aid of Gator?
Speaker 1: Do you know where gatorade got its name from?
Speaker 3: Florida?
Speaker 1: Right, Florida Gators. M h Now, I don't give a shit.
Speaker 2: But because I'm not a Gator fan, I'm any I'm
Speaker 2: a fan of anything that's not Uga fine, Okay, Because
Speaker 2: Gator aid mm hmm have been tried.
Speaker 1: And true and tested on real profession college athletes. You
Speaker 1: know it has all of the things, the nutrient.
Speaker 3: Entaste okay, not a word?
Speaker 2: What about listen, it's got The earliest version of it
Speaker 2: consisted of water, sodium, sugar, potassium phosphate, and lemon juice.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Gatoray was the reason mm hmm that the Florida Gators
Speaker 2: one in their first Orange Bowl over the Georgia Tech
Speaker 2: Yellow Jackets.
Speaker 3: Okay, how was it the reason?
Speaker 1: How what they said it was. They said it was
Speaker 1: a contributing.
Speaker 3: Factor, credited a performance enhancing.
Speaker 1: Team, credited gatorade.
Speaker 3: Okay, the coach doping?
Speaker 1: No, no, the star quarterback not joping.
Speaker 3: Water. You dig water and so water lemon. I don't
Speaker 3: know what goes in their big bodies to help them
Speaker 3: move big bodies. I don't know anything about that. I'm
Speaker 3: just saying it sounds like doping to me.
Speaker 2: Sodium, water, sugar, potassium, and phosphates.
Speaker 3: What's in those phosphates?
Speaker 1: Doping?
Speaker 3: What's it the phosphates? Check your phosphates?
Speaker 1: Okay, check the fire. What's the phosph the phosphates? Phosphates?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 1: Okay. A phosphate is in anin salt functional group or
Speaker 1: esther derived from a phosphoric acid, So basically it's more salt.
Speaker 3: Does it have a bunch of chemistry stuff next to
Speaker 3: it when you google it?
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, I can't doping. No, No, this is a
Speaker 1: naturally occurring thing in nature.
Speaker 3: Okay, dope.
Speaker 1: Because you looked up all that shit with not hold on, now,
Speaker 1: this is the thing. This is just the early this
Speaker 1: is this is the early chemical makeup m okay of
Speaker 1: a gatorade.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, they got thirst quenchers, because for a
Speaker 2: long time all they had was lemon, lime and orange.
Speaker 2: Let's see, they started getting more flavors in the mid nineties,
Speaker 2: as I remember, like people just sucking out, oh, Gatorade ice.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know what that was about, but there
Speaker 1: was a oh I remember g two.
Speaker 2: Gatorade rain. Gatorade Tiger was a Gatorade thirst quencher. Okay,
Speaker 2: as a result of I guess juicing tiger woods. Okay,
Speaker 2: they put them in a machine and squeeze them.
Speaker 3: This is the thing. I think that the flavors of
Speaker 3: Gatorade went a bit wild, went a little too far,
Speaker 3: stopped becoming flavors and started becoming just experiments.
Speaker 1: So you're telling me that this Gatorade frost glacier freeze.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mm hmm.
Speaker 1: I mean it is just blue.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just gross, Honda, that.
Speaker 1: Gross, Lou. I don't know what a glacier taste like.
Speaker 3: Yeah. You also there's a glacier freeze and a glacier
Speaker 3: something else too. So glacier is just a sort of
Speaker 3: accent mark on the taste of freeze.
Speaker 1: But this has given me. This is rehydrate, replenish, refuel,
Speaker 1: electrolytes to help replenish what you lose, and sweat carbs
Speaker 1: to help fuel refuel working muscles. Because the people don't
Speaker 1: know is that sugar is a carb.
Speaker 3: Mm.
Speaker 2: So you were like, I'm cutting out cards, I'm cutting
Speaker 2: out cars, cutting out carbs. Guess what, motherfuckers, you can't
Speaker 2: have fruit. Yeah, dude, we work with he was on
Speaker 2: the keto.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he couldn't have fruit. I think you can have
Speaker 3: with a blueberry, blueberries and you can have but you
Speaker 3: can't have warmelon, have pomegranate. You can't have anything that's
Speaker 3: like high in sugar, and you can't have anything that
Speaker 3: Maybe this isn't fair to say, but I feel like
Speaker 3: all the hardy fruits you can't have.
Speaker 2: I know when I was working on my meal plan,
Speaker 2: I couldn't have any tropical fruits.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I could have apples and berries. I could
Speaker 1: have what category of fruit is an apple?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but apple's got a lot of fibers.
Speaker 3: So you don't want to load up on too many apples.
Speaker 1: Because it makes you poops.
Speaker 3: Yep, that's good. Oh. I remember when I was in Chicago,
Speaker 3: I was just telling somebody about this. I'm sure. I
Speaker 3: remember what I was talking to when I was in Chicago.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is so bad. Oh no, I
Speaker 3: didn't have any Yeah, it doesn't have any money.
Speaker 1: And so.
Speaker 3: I went to a grocery store. I saw a bag
Speaker 3: of apples. I was like, that's dinner, and I was
Speaker 3: just I just ate dinner, like alluded to it. Just
Speaker 3: ate four apples, and you know, it's a lot of
Speaker 3: tru so you get tired of chew it, or you
Speaker 3: get full off of just really trying to break down
Speaker 3: apples in your mouth. And then that is way too
Speaker 3: much fiber that that had me sat down, pressed.
Speaker 2: You shaken together and running over what I'm saying it.
Speaker 2: You should at least have some peanut butter that had
Speaker 2: some oil.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm with you, I understand. I recognize my mistakes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, bro, sometimes these stories you tell, I'm like, I'm
Speaker 4: so glad that Josh isn't a better Listen.
Speaker 3: All I know is, don't act like you really believe
Speaker 3: in it because you you just already had it there.
Speaker 3: Don't act like you went and got a real gatorade.
Speaker 1: I did already have this because I was dehydrated.
Speaker 3: So yeah, but if you had known better, you would
Speaker 3: have got a power aid.
Speaker 1: No, if I'd have known better, I'd have got a pediate.
Speaker 1: Fair enough, Fine, fair enough. But the thing is I
Speaker 1: have not seen a powerade in years.
Speaker 5: Is it still in business? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Go to Dwayne Reed?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: Yeah, go go to any I don't know. I feel
Speaker 3: like even the sports armor store sells them sports armor. Oh, sorry,
Speaker 3: under armour. That's my bad. No, that's my bad. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I'm a little tired. And I let I
Speaker 3: let what I was thinking mash up with what I
Speaker 3: was saying, and.
Speaker 1: Let me tell something. Them under armor shirts started becoming
Speaker 1: outer armor shirts.
Speaker 3: Real quick, right, real quick. The level of of confidence
Speaker 3: people have to wear those under armors, but just casually
Speaker 3: the idea, because first of all, you know how skin
Speaker 3: tight those things are.
Speaker 1: They are a body stocking from man.
Speaker 3: They soak up every part of you. It is the
Speaker 3: closest to a hug. A lot of people have had their.
Speaker 1: Male because.
Speaker 2: What I can say is, in my life, I've seen
Speaker 2: the men that I've seen wearing under armor as outerwear
Speaker 2: are never men that play sports.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm like, what are we what are we
Speaker 1: doing here?
Speaker 2: What's happening? It's very interesting what what it did? Because
Speaker 2: it's like, you know, to see this man who you
Speaker 2: know is not playing a sport because they because they
Speaker 2: are a moisture wicking.
Speaker 1: That the benefit.
Speaker 3: I have no idea what you just.
Speaker 1: Said, moisture wicking meaning, Okay, did you wear them under
Speaker 1: your clothes when you're playing a sport because it pulls
Speaker 1: the sweat away from the body.
Speaker 3: Now I didn't. I don't think so. I don't want
Speaker 3: to lie on them, but I don't think so. The
Speaker 3: thing is that what I found it does, and what
Speaker 3: I think a lot of guys think that it does
Speaker 3: for them, is that because it's skin.
Speaker 1: Tight given that body.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if there's any muscle definition that you have at all, yeah,
Speaker 3: under armour will follow it. So it's like you'll see
Speaker 3: dudes with even a decent back, right, like even I
Speaker 3: love back.
Speaker 1: I love arms. Uh, I'm an arms, bert, I'm an
Speaker 1: arms like a man with it's just the nice uh huh,
Speaker 1: because I like hugs, so a nice arm, yeah, but
Speaker 1: I do. Some men do have a very weird hands.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, some men have weird hands.
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: His hands are just weird weird?
Speaker 3: How yeh, don't go right, what does go right? Man?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: You ever see a man who his hands are too
Speaker 1: small for his body?
Speaker 3: I hope not?
Speaker 2: What it looked like muppets? This little like grown men
Speaker 2: with little kid hands, Like if you're a man.
Speaker 3: Was like, I'm a woman who's five for Okay.
Speaker 1: If you were a man who's taller than me but
Speaker 1: whose hands are smaller than mine, I'm worried because it's weird.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hold your hand and be the
Speaker 1: big spoon.
Speaker 3: Wow. Okay, I didn't even know that that.
Speaker 1: Wow, I feel like it. I just feel like I
Speaker 1: just woke you up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was that was insane.
Speaker 1: I like hands, I like arms. I pay attention to
Speaker 1: those things.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: The guy who came up with it was Kevin Plank.
Speaker 2: He said it's a full back of the University of Maryland.
Speaker 2: Plank got to of having to change out of the
Speaker 2: sweatsiak T shirts worn under his jersey. However, he noticed
Speaker 2: that his compression shorts worn during practice stayed try. This
Speaker 2: inspired him to make a T shirt using moisture wicking
Speaker 2: synthetic material.
Speaker 3: So, yeah, so moisture wicking and he that's wild. I
Speaker 3: came Wow, you really called it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't even know what have the compression stuff is for? Really?
Speaker 1: Well, I think my homwork was telling me that he
Speaker 1: wore impression shorts when he played football or baseball, one
Speaker 1: of them sports, to keep his man parts still.
Speaker 3: I think it would keep them still.
Speaker 1: I think you're right, just to stop them from banging
Speaker 1: into each other.
Speaker 3: That is tough when you're running and you won't go faster.
Speaker 3: That's happening.
Speaker 1: Wait, so testicles banging to each other?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Huh like like with what do you mean within
Speaker 3: or next to stuff?
Speaker 1: With it? Like between your legs? Not?
Speaker 3: No, not really, not not like I thought you meant.
Speaker 3: Do they bang into stuff as in like swinging from
Speaker 3: side to side? Do they hit thigh?
Speaker 1: Does that happen?
Speaker 3: Yes? They are a pendulum shape if you get if
Speaker 3: you get old enough. Now I don't know how true
Speaker 3: this is.
Speaker 1: Although hit the water in the toilet?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, what I've heard that. I've heard that too,
Speaker 3: But that's not because that's where I was going. It
Speaker 3: took me.
Speaker 1: I feel like the water and the toilet was just
Speaker 1: too hot.
Speaker 3: Maybe you don't know how long they get I don't.
Speaker 1: So the under armor shorts makes sense because it's like
Speaker 1: the comp Okay, So you don't want your man parks
Speaker 1: to be moving a bit? I do. There was a
Speaker 1: day you do. I think you and Devin, but mainly
Speaker 1: you gets so annoyed with me. I asked you, if
Speaker 1: you had to pee, what could you just put your
Speaker 1: finger on the end of it and stick from them?
Speaker 3: Sometimes you do ask questions that make me worry about
Speaker 3: like have you have you met mister penis.
Speaker 1: All.
Speaker 2: We really asked the questions because I know, if I
Speaker 2: have to pee and I have to wait, I can
Speaker 2: squeeze my thighs together.
Speaker 1: Or wrap my or like you know, put my legs
Speaker 1: one over the other.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Men don't have that option because everything's in front.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like if you put your legs together, nothing happens.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So like you think that like that I have to
Speaker 1: pee kind of thing, and it's just like, yeah, you're
Speaker 1: not doing anything.
Speaker 3: And you got to bend it in half like a hose.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What has one sugar in it?
Speaker 3: Let's see.
Speaker 2: Okay, power a versus Gatorade has already came up here.
Speaker 1: Bem. Sorry, I don't even be doing that. It's power
Speaker 1: A better for you than Gatorade.
Speaker 2: Gatorade contains one hundred and sixty milligrams of sodium and
Speaker 2: forty five milligrams of potatting per serve, whereas power Aid
Speaker 2: contains one hundred and fifty milligrams of sodium and thirty
Speaker 2: five milligrams of potassium perservice. In comparison, Gatorade is slightly
Speaker 2: better at replacing loss.
Speaker 3: Electrodes, depending on if that's what you need you need?
Speaker 1: Do you drink it?
Speaker 3: Do you need some B twelve? Do you need some
Speaker 3: rehydraational longsided? You know, maybe gatorade is over here, like, ooh,
Speaker 3: I got electrolyzed, I got some salt in it. Thirsty,
Speaker 3: I got some lemon water in case you hate your life?
Speaker 1: Okay, fine, what sports drink is best for hydration?
Speaker 2: Best overall? Gatorade? Oh, body armor? I tried this drink.
Speaker 2: It's actually pretty good.
Speaker 3: So who conducted the study?
Speaker 1: Let's see?
Speaker 3: Was it gatorade dot com? Let's do is it a
Speaker 3: reputable source? Reputable rip rip be beautiful?
Speaker 1: It was foodnetwork dot com? Who did it?
Speaker 3: And you're gonna trust them? You're gonna trust them. You
Speaker 3: want to touch trust the was it dives, diggings and dashes?
Speaker 3: Huh is that who you want to trust?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 3: What is that? What you want to trust? You want
Speaker 3: to put your faith in in uh dinner, destitute and
Speaker 3: and the dogs?
Speaker 1: Ma'am, ma'am.
Speaker 3: M hmm, ma'am. Do you want to put your faith
Speaker 3: in dugouts, ditches and drains?
Speaker 2: The test was listen. This is from Dana Angelo White MS.
Speaker 3: Another d okay suspicious.
Speaker 2: She's a registered dietitian, certified athletic trainer, and owner of
Speaker 2: Dana White Nutrition Ink with specializes in culinary and sports nutrition.
Speaker 2: She's the one that did it, she wrote the article.
Speaker 3: She's the owner of Dana White Nutrition Ink. Lots of d's,
Speaker 3: lots of lack of trust for ma'am.
Speaker 1: She specializes in culinary and sports nutrition. She's got some recipes.
Speaker 3: Ye keep making that face. I'm just saying, I'm throwing
Speaker 3: out there. This is the person that you want to
Speaker 3: teach you to dip, dive, dodge this dine.
Speaker 1: This is not Guy Fieri okay mm hm.
Speaker 2: She said best overall Gatorade your friend power.
Speaker 3: A yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Wasn't even on the list.
Speaker 3: Mm hm. So you just trust this list because it exists.
Speaker 1: I dress the list because the nutrition has made it.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Also, now, hold on, what are the best drinks to
Speaker 2: replace electro Here are eight electrolyte rich beverrage you may
Speaker 2: want to add to your health and Willen's toolkit. One
Speaker 2: coconut water or coconut juice.
Speaker 1: Two milk?
Speaker 3: Oh what milk? That doesn't sound right at all. If
Speaker 3: you worked out and then you had a tall glass
Speaker 3: of milk, I think you're dating it over.
Speaker 1: This is not nineteen fifty two. No one is exercises
Speaker 1: and having milk.
Speaker 3: What do you mean? No one? They're they're putting them
Speaker 3: on electrolyte lists.
Speaker 1: Hold on, are there I have somebody to just swerve
Speaker 1: their car when they fucking heard milk?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the way that served my inserts b.
Speaker 2: In addition to its? Okay, are there electrolytes and milks
Speaker 2: with I google? In additions, In addition to its rich
Speaker 2: supply of electrolytes like calcium, sodium, and potassium, milk provides
Speaker 2: a healthy combination of carbs and protein. These are two macros.
Speaker 2: These two macro nutrients can help you refuel and promote
Speaker 2: muscle tissue repair after a workout.
Speaker 1: Oh so when you hurt your boob, you should have
Speaker 1: been drinking milk. Never mean you don't like milk.
Speaker 3: I don't like it enough to drink it after a workout,
Speaker 3: like like, at what point? Imagine if you finished a
Speaker 3: race and somebody hand you a glass of milk, You'd
Speaker 3: be like, I didn't know you wanted to fight. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna have to come up with with my own power
Speaker 3: Aid slash Gatorade. If milk is doing such a great
Speaker 3: job with all of the.
Speaker 2: Signs that I have read, is that no one can
Speaker 2: tell me why power Aide is even worth drinking.
Speaker 3: Wow, I feel like that entire time.
Speaker 1: It's not a conversation. Articles in the conversation, the articles
Speaker 1: are out, it's been proven.
Speaker 3: The articles are hack. Okay, remember that.
Speaker 1: You are too sleepy to have this conversation with me.
Speaker 3: No, I'm no, I'm awake. You're well, and I'll tell
Speaker 3: you right now.
Speaker 1: Tell me.
Speaker 3: I don't care what Dana White's nutrition says on dip, dive, dash,
Speaker 3: drink and drool. Okay, these are not real stats. You
Speaker 3: want to get hydrated, the hit that power Aide, but at.
Speaker 1: A proven fact that there is literally even more milligrams
Speaker 1: of potassiums and things.
Speaker 3: And you lost me once you talk about milligrams and
Speaker 3: not really getting it in when you're when you're not
Speaker 3: talking about getting in the nutrients that you need, holy
Speaker 3: right fully.
Speaker 2: Okay, then Canade is better because somebody put a front
Speaker 2: stone vitamin in that bitch.
Speaker 3: And let it iss off. Yes, it tastes better, is
Speaker 3: better for you? What's gatorade doing besides getting dumped on
Speaker 3: the back of coaches? Next, Gatorade out here, lazy trifling,
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 5: Not the back of coaches.
Speaker 3: Next, Yeah you are. I'm a menace. It's a real menuce.
Speaker 3: Gatorade's a menace, all right. The most excited kids get
Speaker 3: about Gatorade is to dump it.
Speaker 2: No, someone's even drinking Powerade though, Powerade. Listen, that's what
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 1: At least Gatorade.
Speaker 2: Gatorade gave you hydration throughout the game and then you won.
Speaker 2: Now it's a celebratory act. Okay.
Speaker 1: Power A ain't even on the field. Power A ain't
Speaker 1: even come to practice.
Speaker 3: Whenever they want to dump a Gatorade on a coach.
Speaker 3: In it always full? Why is it always full? Because
Speaker 3: nobody's drinking it. They bought it, but they didn't drink it.
Speaker 1: They've been playing for four hours this game was four
Speaker 1: hours long. You only think they got one container.
Speaker 2: You bake a fresh betch, put ice in it, and
Speaker 2: then you make this coach sticky for the next three months.
Speaker 3: You're gonna you're gonna put Yes, you're gonna put ice.
Speaker 2: You know there's multiple coolers that gatorade outside.
Speaker 3: Stop it and the already worthless drink. You're telling me
Speaker 3: you're gonna have reserve gatorade to dump on top of
Speaker 3: the real gatorade that you drink. That's not happening. I'm
Speaker 3: interested in what gatorade does to the ground.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: Does that grass grow hard or does it die? Or
Speaker 3: what does it do?
Speaker 1: That grass grows better than any grass. Really, that grass
Speaker 1: has nutrients. Okay, do you think that electro lights?
Speaker 3: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Grasp electric lights? I think that electro lights.
Speaker 3: If you pour gatorade into a farm's soil and then
Speaker 3: you let the grass grow, and then you let a
Speaker 3: cow eat the grass, by the time you eat the burger,
Speaker 3: the cow would be like, you don't want to eat that.
Speaker 2: Can gatorade make plants grow faster? Because we've all been
Speaker 2: in the eighth grade?
Speaker 3: Okay, and well let's get into it.
Speaker 1: Let's get into it. This is the most research we've
Speaker 1: ever had in the episode of the This is the
Speaker 1: first time we've ever been accurate about anything.
Speaker 2: Oh man, we just be guessing. Okay, plants need a
Speaker 2: mixture of water light. Okay, somebody misuse it, Comma, plants
Speaker 2: need a mixture of water, light, water, and soil with
Speaker 2: a lot of nutrients and minerals in it.
Speaker 1: Oh what the fuck?
Speaker 3: It wrote this?
Speaker 2: Adding gathererade of the soil will stunt the plant's growth
Speaker 2: before it even starts. This happens as a result of
Speaker 2: the added sugar from gatorade.
Speaker 1: Now to your point, to make it fair, will power aid.
Speaker 3: I can already see where this is going. Now I'll
Speaker 3: tell you right now. Maybe the research hasn't been done
Speaker 3: because maybe people haven't stumbled on to the hidden effects
Speaker 3: of power aid. How much power it gives you, how
Speaker 3: much aid it aids you.
Speaker 1: We concluded that power raide does not help a plant grow. Haters,
Speaker 1: we also carry to conclusion that it is best to
Speaker 1: give a plant water.
Speaker 3: You not reading that, I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: What it says. Did you ever play football? Come on, okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: you played a sport.
Speaker 3: Let's not let's act like we know each other.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean to stay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I played a little bit of soccer and we
Speaker 3: would we would sometimes have orange slices on the sideline.
Speaker 3: And yeah, and what powerade. That's where I first had
Speaker 3: power aid was was playing soccer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you had gatorade, don't lie.
Speaker 3: Look some kids brought their dusty gatorade to practice and
Speaker 3: and I'm sure it helped keep them slow. And the
Speaker 3: rest of the kids have power AID.
Speaker 1: So I think.
Speaker 3: You bullying them.
Speaker 1: I think you power aide so heavy because power.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Because here's the thing. This, this is what you
Speaker 3: don't understand about sports, all right, This is what they
Speaker 3: don't understand about physical activity. Okay, but they understand about
Speaker 3: strength and conditioning about what all right, strength and conditioning
Speaker 3: at strength?
Speaker 1: No, you're Louisiana accent hopped out. That's fine, I know it.
Speaker 3: They don't know about you need power to pull off
Speaker 3: all of these Oh no, Jesus. And when you need power,
Speaker 3: where do you go? Do you go to something that
Speaker 3: doesn't even happen in the name, or do you go
Speaker 3: to power earth?
Speaker 1: Jesus?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Do you do? You go ahead?
Speaker 3: And if you need a big squad, right, let's say,
Speaker 3: let's say you're trying to try to hit a pr
Speaker 3: in the gym. PR is a personal record for those
Speaker 3: that don't know. You trying to hit a pr in
Speaker 3: the gym, you try and get that power going. You
Speaker 3: need some power aid. All right, why are you saying
Speaker 3: like that just to emphasize how it is.
Speaker 1: Bah, yeah, I would have believed that order.
Speaker 3: No, No, Sometimes you have to say things between your
Speaker 3: teeth yea, like whenever your mom wanted to scare, you'd
Speaker 3: be like.
Speaker 1: That is true. And also because it's like I'm you know,
Speaker 1: I'm trying not to yell. M. I don't remember. I
Speaker 1: don't know how said I was when one of my
Speaker 1: friends went time, but I did the talking through the
Speaker 1: teeth thing and my friend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's like when someone talks to you between
Speaker 3: their teeth, it's like they already bit you. That's the
Speaker 3: level of scared you get where like you're over your mouth.
Speaker 3: Your mouth, they're not necessary not to for in the skirtles.
Speaker 1: It is the thing that children will get you to
Speaker 1: that place.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, because now you'll see these videos like you
Speaker 3: saw that dude straight up press his teacher, like really
Speaker 3: want to fight his teacher that's always happened. Okay, there's
Speaker 3: a video of like the reason that this one went
Speaker 3: viral though, is because the teacher did swing on him, right,
Speaker 3: is a black boy? Uh he was what move on?
Speaker 3: I believe he was hispanic and the teacher was black, right,
Speaker 3: and the kid is like up and like in his
Speaker 3: face and everything. And I didn't watch a whole video
Speaker 3: because I was just like, ah, I don't need to
Speaker 3: spend my day doing this. But it was just like
Speaker 3: he was really pressive, and no one obviously I don't
Speaker 3: expect the other students to do anything, but people forget.
Speaker 3: People always have an opinion on when people swing, no
Speaker 3: matter who it is, but people forget that before anyone
Speaker 3: ever swings, there's usually, like there was in this situation,
Speaker 3: people holding up cameras filming instead of helping, and then
Speaker 3: people just being bystanders instead of getting in the way
Speaker 3: and trying to diffuse it. So it's like you could
Speaker 3: be doing your best to be like sit down, get out, whatever, whatever,
Speaker 3: and then if somebody's like in your facing your face,
Speaker 3: in your face at a certain point of being your face,
Speaker 3: I don't know what to tell you. Like, I mean,
Speaker 3: there's an instinct that kicks in, you.
Speaker 2: Know, at a certain point, because it's like when I
Speaker 2: think about like my male friends would tell me, like
Speaker 2: when they got to a certain age, wouldn challenge their
Speaker 2: father mm hmm, and he I don't like what happened.
Speaker 2: He's like, but every friend was like, my dad punched
Speaker 2: me in my chest. Yeah, and then I sat the
Speaker 2: fuck down.
Speaker 3: Also like that. That's the other thing too, is that
Speaker 3: it's like I don't know what this kid's home life was.
Speaker 3: I don't know what. I don't know anything about either
Speaker 3: one of these people. All I know is like if
Speaker 3: someone is people like everyone on the internet is such
Speaker 3: a saint when it's other people's problems. But it's like
Speaker 3: everyone commenting was like, you know, oh, he has to
Speaker 3: hold himself to a higher standard. Also that punching, But
Speaker 3: this guy is getting pressed for longer than I was
Speaker 3: watching the video. The video is like I think it's
Speaker 3: two and a half minutes long, and so that's when
Speaker 3: somebody started philbig and it's just getting closer because.
Speaker 2: You didn't see the altercation beforehand. You did see the argument,
Speaker 2: you hop up then walk to the class. This shit's
Speaker 2: probably been going on for ten full minutes.
Speaker 3: And so it's like after a while, the kids like,
Speaker 3: all right, ah, I don't know. I don't know what
Speaker 3: to tell you. And then they started. Then they start
Speaker 3: swinging on each other, and now you're fighting a grown man.
Speaker 3: And then this is the most annoying thing is that?
Speaker 3: So I did, I was like, I'm not gonna watch
Speaker 3: this whatever, right, and then someone later I saw it
Speaker 3: because it went super viral. Then later I saw just
Speaker 3: the ending, and it does seem like as soon as
Speaker 3: the fight started, that's when the principal and the officer
Speaker 3: and everybody showed up. It's like, guys couldn't have been
Speaker 3: here fifteen seconds earlier. This thing has clearly been going
Speaker 3: on for a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've had an argument for a tea, but argument
Speaker 2: with a teacher lasts forever, forever, because neither one of
Speaker 2: you will back down. There's long moments of silence, like
Speaker 2: the longest I remember one of my teachers and high
Speaker 2: school arguing with him because like my economics class, I
Speaker 2: just could never get economic one. I need to see
Speaker 2: things two. Economics is completely made up. Of course we
Speaker 2: go on recessions. Of course we're going to depressions because
Speaker 2: all of this shit is fucking fictional right m hm.
Speaker 2: And i'mber going and I'm just in class, going back
Speaker 2: and forth with him, back and forth with him, back
Speaker 2: and forth with him, and then eventually I just go whatever, coach.
Speaker 2: And he was like, Oh, that's your big comeback. Whatever, coach,
Speaker 2: that's what you're gonna say. I said, either I cuss
Speaker 2: you out and get suspended or say whatever, coach. So
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say whatever, coach. And he's like, yeah, that's
Speaker 2: that's that's a good plan. Like he completely agreed. He
Speaker 2: was like, oh yeah, y'all would have to kick you out,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah yeah. That's also where he realizes as an adult,
Speaker 3: it's like, maybe I've taken this thing too far.
Speaker 1: The sixteen year old is the one that shut this down.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, maybe the fact that I wanted more of
Speaker 3: this is like a little weird.
Speaker 1: Sir, I'm starting that moment. He was like, she can't
Speaker 1: be I'm forty.
Speaker 3: I also can't let her be right for long in
Speaker 3: the classroom, like like if he lets you be right
Speaker 3: for a quick second, it's like, hey, all right, he's
Speaker 3: still in charge, right right. So it seems like this,
Speaker 3: this moment right now is the perfect time to kick
Speaker 3: it to the listener and let them know. Ay, you
Speaker 3: don't even really have to vote. You don't even have
Speaker 3: to let us know how you feel as much as
Speaker 3: other episodes, because Poweraide is better And that's just not
Speaker 3: way it is.
Speaker 1: No, it's not it's better. Listen, it's not.
Speaker 3: No, she just doesn't get it. And that's all right, nigga.
Speaker 2: The whole point of a sports drink is to rehydrate you,
Speaker 2: and there is science that proves that gatorade hydrates you
Speaker 2: better because of the components of Gatorade.
Speaker 1: It's not like, who is he even looking Who is
Speaker 1: he looking at? Do y'all know who he's looking at? Uh?
Speaker 3: You know, let us know what you think. Let us
Speaker 3: know if it's gatorade for you, powerade for you. Let
Speaker 3: us know which one quenches your thirst, which one makes
Speaker 3: you feel like you're ready to get back out there
Speaker 3: on the field, on the court.
Speaker 1: When was the last time he was on the field.
Speaker 3: I don't really have to answer, yes.
Speaker 1: You do, Yes you do. I've never been an athlete
Speaker 1: and never tried to act like I was an athlete. Use,
Speaker 1: on the other.
Speaker 3: Hand, no, mes okay, yes you's.
Speaker 2: Joshua Ezekiel Johnson sitting up acting like that just because listen,
Speaker 2: if you was playing soccer at the same time he
Speaker 2: was getting orange slices. You wasn't You wasn't even varsity, baby,
Speaker 2: you weren't even JV.
Speaker 3: Wow, we're talking about varsity. Okay, look, let me just
Speaker 3: let you know where I am today. Okay, help me
Speaker 3: from falling out on that field, help me.
Speaker 1: Power adinet got you doing a podcast in a padded room?
Speaker 3: You rather I go with your gatorade, with your your
Speaker 3: your ditch dined and dugout data eighte. But yeah, y'all,
Speaker 3: let us know how you feel you.
Speaker 1: Let us know that Josh is once again wrong, wrong, wrong.
Speaker 3: Y'all have a great rest of the day and a
Speaker 3: wonderful weekend. All right, pill say just doesn't get it.
Speaker 1: Josh is always wrong.
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