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Speaker 2: Hundred do you y away Today?

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Speaker 3: We call a guy who's hosting a couple's dinner.

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Speaker 4: Party over at his house. That's fine, so it's gonna.

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Speaker 3: Be him and his girlfriend. Yeah, they've invited her best friend,

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Speaker 3: Hannah with her new love interest. So this is an

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Speaker 3: important one because he's never met the new guy before.

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Speaker 3: All he knows is the best friend's been dating an

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Speaker 3: older man, and he's about to find out older means

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Speaker 3: way way old as an octogenarian Alan Winters.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Keep in mind this woman is in her late twenties,

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Speaker 3: so it's definitely an awkward pairing. In your phone.

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Speaker 2: Tap right now another.

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Speaker 4: On the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Yes, Hello is this Nick?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Who's this?

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Speaker 5: My name is Alan winter Bottom. I'm Hannah's fiance, Alan.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm Alan.

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Speaker 6: Nice to meet, Uh, Hannah's fiance, Hannah's friend with my

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Speaker 6: girlfriend Aubrey.

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Speaker 4: Is that the right one.

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Speaker 2: That's me.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm assuming you're saluting me because I served in

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Speaker 5: the war.

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Speaker 2: Oh, got your hand up there?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? How long ago was that?

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Speaker 2: Let me count one.

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Speaker 4: Don't don't, don't.

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Speaker 7: Be more about it, don't worry about it. We're really

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Speaker 7: scad to have you guys for dinner. But uh, are

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Speaker 7: you sleeping right now?

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Speaker 4: There? Are you? Hello? Hello? Allan?

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Speaker 2: Who's there? Are there on the roof?

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Speaker 5: No, Darren Burglars trying to take my memorabilia?

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Speaker 4: You just you just called me you?

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Speaker 5: Oh I am sorry, this is Nick again. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 5: we're we're coming over for dinner tomorrow your place.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, sorry, I'm just a little taken aback Nna

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Speaker 6: Hannah told me she be dating an older guy.

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Speaker 4: I just didn't realize.

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Speaker 2: You didn't realize what.

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Speaker 4: Are are you? An elderly person?

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Speaker 2: Excuse me?

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Speaker 5: That's extremely offensive. I may be a little older than you,

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Speaker 5: but it doesn't mean that I can't hold my own.

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Speaker 5: The galluppals are yapping it up. I think you and

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Speaker 5: me should toss back a couple.

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Speaker 2: Of bruis.

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Speaker 4: Out. Maybe we can do that.

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Speaker 5: I want the real stuff too, None of that Michelo

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Speaker 5: bultriucking bullshit. Oh, I'll bring over some COLDE forty five's.

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Speaker 4: You and me don't even worry about it. We have

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Speaker 4: enough drinks.

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Speaker 5: They gotta be careful because my doctor says I can't

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Speaker 5: mix it with my cialis. Uh what Yeah, Hannah and

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Speaker 5: I we're trying to have a baby.

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Speaker 2: Oh you can make a little allan junior.

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Speaker 4: You're trying to have a baby. Wow, that's news to us.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, don't go telling your girlfriend or nothing. Now

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Speaker 5: it's supposed to be surprised. Oh, the problem is we

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Speaker 5: we just never know when the darn pill's gonna kick in.

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Speaker 5: So you know, it could be tonight, or it could

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Speaker 5: happen tomorrow over at your house.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, no, definitely not at my house.

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Speaker 5: It's not under my control really, So you and I

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Speaker 5: should probably have some sort of secret.

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Speaker 2: Code word code word.

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Speaker 5: Let's say we're at the dinner table and suddenly old

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Speaker 5: Glory pops up.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, the raging salmon swimming up streaming.

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Speaker 4: Maybe just a little too much information.

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Speaker 2: I'm just letting you know. Do you have a preferred

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Speaker 2: room in your house.

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Speaker 4: That we could know? No, let's just keep it respectful

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Speaker 4: and cordial.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Oh, you mean like missionary. No, Old Allan, don't

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Speaker 5: rule that way.

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Speaker 2: Gotta shake it up.

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Speaker 6: That's not what I'm saying. You guys can't do it

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Speaker 6: at my house. I don't care if the pills kicking

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Speaker 6: or not.

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Speaker 2: Well, we don't know how long the old Space Shuttle's

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Speaker 2: gonna stay ready for launch, So okay, you gotta take advantage.

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Speaker 4: This is getting out of control.

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Speaker 5: Okay, fine, you can watch if that's what you're getting at. No,

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Speaker 5: I'll show you how it's done up in the majors.

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Speaker 4: Stop it.

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Speaker 5: You're gonna be glad you did, because I'll even pull

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Speaker 5: out my move, the angry tear decked.

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Speaker 4: I don't even know what that is.

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Speaker 5: I perfected it in the late sixties, back when love

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Speaker 5: was free, restrictions on everything.

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Speaker 4: I gotta talk to my girlfriend about this. Okay, Hey, what.

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Speaker 5: Are you trying to block me from getting my whopper

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Speaker 5: bacon rappers?

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Speaker 4: No, okay, I need to talk to her. Okay, this

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Speaker 4: is this is a lot.

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Speaker 5: Look I already talked to your girlfriend, Aubrey, and she

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Speaker 5: gave me the thumbs up and said we could use

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Speaker 5: your room.

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Speaker 4: Didn't you didn't talk to her?

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Speaker 2: I sure did. It's where little Allan Junior is gonna.

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Speaker 5: Make his debut after I tell you this is a

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Speaker 5: prank phone call.

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Speaker 4: What we got you this?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're on the radio right.

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Speaker 3: Now with a show called Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: My name is jeff This is a phone tap, dude,

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Speaker 3: offer set you up.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Ob told us that you guys were hosting a dinner

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Speaker 3: with Hannah and you hadn't met her boyfriend Alan yet,

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Speaker 3: so we thought we could make it super weird for you.

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Speaker 4: Mission accomplished, guys, Alan is super weird.

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Speaker 5: It's not mission accomplished. They haven't even launched you.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, there you go again.

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