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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of alchemi Is COVID nineteen.

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Speaker 1: You want edition, I'm your host, Kevin Pollock us that

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Speaker 1: Kevin poll Tell you what, why don't you meet me

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Speaker 1: down there at eleven tomorrow and I'll you know, see

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Speaker 1: uh then, But I digress. Let's meet to Rokami Shower

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Speaker 1: in particular. Please say hello to Craig Atkowski. Coco. When

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Speaker 1: you fly next, what do you imagine your inseat process

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Speaker 1: will be like in order to fly comfortably? Well, this

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Speaker 1: will be about five years from now right, and I

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Speaker 1: hope technology has advanced to the point where, uh something

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Speaker 1: like a star trek uh beaming process will take place. Transporter,

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Speaker 1: I'm not getting on a fucking plane. That's what I

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Speaker 1: was mab a barakas. I'm not getting on that plane. Okay,

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Speaker 1: be a close your pie hole. It's Caroline Carter, Carol Chips.

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Speaker 1: How do you know when you're done? Um? Usually on

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Speaker 1: my legs kind of buckle and I fall down. That's it.

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Speaker 1: What the hell? There's James Eeney Dangle Jangle, Jim, how

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Speaker 1: much would you pay it a monthly basis for life

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Speaker 1: to return to normal for all of us? What is

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Speaker 1: the monthly fee. The monthly fee you're willing to part

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Speaker 1: with so that everything is back to normal for all

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Speaker 1: of us a month. But that's all of us, right, Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's fair. I'll share that family plan. What if I

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Speaker 1: could get you in for one nineteen nineteen dollars a month? Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's Chris Alvarado, Chris all night long? Does it normally

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Speaker 1: look like that? No? Um, when I turned forty, it

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Speaker 1: started to change, but didn't for the better. You did

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Speaker 1: not turn forty. That's a lie. Oh yeah, I'm well

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Speaker 1: over forty now. I mean, well, raise your hand if

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Speaker 1: you refuse to believe this happened. My hands up, James,

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Speaker 1: hands up, Caroline, everyone's hands up, Chris. Okay, well sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. I'll go yourself. Quick

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Speaker 1: intro question. People always want to say carter to me

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Speaker 1: if they can't read, Yeah, they say, I'm not thank you.

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Speaker 1: This is so much fun. Four years old, years old,

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Speaker 1: forty plus and last, But may your sack fall out

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Speaker 1: of your socks if you think him leads it's Joey

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Speaker 1: Greer bad Joey. Why do you hate James so much?

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. Because envy, pure, pure, envy turn.

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Speaker 1: He has the skin I want, he's got the eyes

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Speaker 1: and face I want, uh, and he's got that sweet

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Speaker 1: little butt hole and I'm just jealous as hell. So

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Speaker 1: it's the rector ring that brings it home. Pretty sweet.

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Speaker 1: All right, James, stay out of this. All right, let's

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Speaker 1: do a damn show. Most of our scenes come from

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Speaker 1: your listener emails. Thank you so much for writing them.

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Speaker 1: I love to read them. We'll be using one of

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Speaker 1: them today. The other ones come from our patron v

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Speaker 1: i P Priority list. If you'd like to submit your

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Speaker 1: listener email scene suggesting, please write to the podcast your

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Speaker 1: name here at alchemy this dot com. That's her name

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Speaker 1: here at alchemy this dot com. If you'd like somehow

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Speaker 1: to become a Patriot v I P Uh fine, go

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Speaker 1: to Patreon slash alchemy this do what you gotta do.

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Speaker 1: Our first scene suggestion comes to patron v i P

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Speaker 1: David Rojare, who wrote, Hey, Kevin, glad that in the

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Speaker 1: last thirty plus days you've had you all have created

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Speaker 1: wonderful episodes and neglected my scene suggestions. Also, I know

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Speaker 1: you're in the business of making crap up, but I

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Speaker 1: didn't know that apply. Two things you say two members.

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Speaker 1: That was my impression of your sharp, quirky sense of humor.

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Speaker 1: Was it funny? Thanks for helping us laugh and survived

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Speaker 1: the terrors of indoors. You guys are wonderful, And then

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Speaker 1: he added in a second email, Wow, sleep deprivation makes

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Speaker 1: you say crazy things. Sorry for the last message. My

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Speaker 1: beautiful wife just gave birth to our second boy last week.

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Speaker 1: And while I can't believe how blessed I am and

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Speaker 1: grateful for such a wonderful woman in my life, I've

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Speaker 1: been wondering how others are doing in similar situations. I'd

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Speaker 1: be super interested to know what life is like these days.

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Speaker 1: You guys think you should shed some late Thanks a

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Speaker 1: million ps. I promised to do more drawings soon. Sincerely,

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Speaker 1: David Roger. It's that David everybody who does those incredible

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Speaker 1: drawings that we love so much. And congratulations on the

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Speaker 1: birth of your second boy. How his name is Jey Hope, Jebby.

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Speaker 1: I'll sue your ask if it is me. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take that kid the court. But you're gonna

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Speaker 1: sume me it sounds like yes, and then I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: see how life is like, what life is like for

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Speaker 1: everyone these days? Will I'll take you to one of

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Speaker 1: those everyone. Now, honey, it's your turn to get what why?

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Speaker 1: It's your Did you ask me something? How did you?

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Speaker 1: Did you ask me something? It's your turn right here?

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Speaker 1: How do I tell you fighting? Gut David's We're not fighting.

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Speaker 1: We're sane. We're discussing. You're just yelling at each other.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to go? I don't want to get that.

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Speaker 1: Just gonna be do do do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do?

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Speaker 1: Is that your fucking hello? Hello? All right? Are you

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Speaker 1: interested in buying stuff? Buying stuff? Hold on, I can't.

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Speaker 1: I can't talk. I can't talk about that right here.

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Speaker 1: Let me get into the closet. Somebody get the door.

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Speaker 1: It's an important call. I'm not getting the door. I'm

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Speaker 1: getting it. Still stuff, Yeah, I'm interested. You're at my

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Speaker 1: you want to buy? What are you selling? Uh? Right now?

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Speaker 1: What are you selling? Uh? You knocked at my door?

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Speaker 1: Let me come back, don't come back. I'll call you

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Speaker 1: right back and all no, no, no, I don't have

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Speaker 1: know what it is yet, damn it. I'll get it.

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Speaker 1: Get the door. Yes, Hello, would you to buy something? Yep?

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Speaker 1: I would. What do you got? I'll buy anything you're selling.

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Speaker 1: Just tell me what it is. Let me come back,

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Speaker 1: Let me come back, all right, So I'll call you

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Speaker 1: right back page. Just give me one. I'm telling you

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Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of time. Free. This is

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get. Give me, give me one, Give me one.

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Speaker 1: Is there a discount if I get more than one? No? One?

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Speaker 1: Things good? Yeah, so that's crazy at my house. Man,

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Speaker 1: how's it going over your parents? My dad's are both

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Speaker 1: fucking insane. They're constantly like answering the door to random people. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: people are People are not going trying to sell a

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Speaker 1: ship like capitalism. Hey, can you guys stop talking like

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Speaker 1: a couple of freaks or trying to raid this orcs

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Speaker 1: a cave? Holy fun? Can you just like calm down?

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Speaker 1: You're bleeding to the mic, you're screaming at can't calm down? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they just learned how to play this game. I'm pony

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Speaker 1: so we please focus on the Orcs. Okay, what what?

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Speaker 1: What weapon is the orc brandishing? The orc is brandishing

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Speaker 1: of sword made of fire? Oh wait, can you not

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Speaker 1: see it? Ralph? Are you not able to see? We're

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Speaker 1: supposed to be all playing the same on the same browser, Ralph?

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Speaker 1: Are you on or not? Yes? Uh, I'm not sure

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Speaker 1: if I got this shut up correctly. Welcome anyone who's

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Speaker 1: watching the My two Dad's Reunion on Zoom. I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Paul Riser, and I've got Greg Evigan. I'm waiting for

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Speaker 1: taking all your questions. Apparently we have some sort of

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Speaker 1: let's take Larry's question. What's your question? Larry? What the hell?

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Speaker 1: What hoo? Are you? Is this free? That's the greatest question? Okay, Paul, Uh,

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Speaker 1: there is a small segment of America. Uh, there's a

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Speaker 1: Even that I don't think the demand is there. But uh,

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Speaker 1: the what about Dad? Sorry, the I don't even have

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Speaker 1: the tads called my two Dad? You fucking asshole. Marcus Look,

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Speaker 1: if you're gonna talk to Paul, you got no kind

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Speaker 1: of show he's doing. Okay, you can't. I'm looking at

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Speaker 1: his IMDb right now. But look, I mean, look, look, look, look,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna have let you go. Okay. I know it

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Speaker 1: sucks during this time to fire someone during a pandemic,

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Speaker 1: but you're gonna have to go just for a lott

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Speaker 1: Frank Frank Frank. If you're gonna fire Marcus, you have

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Speaker 1: to ask me first. I'm the boss. And also, you

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Speaker 1: call it a pandemic, a pangramic or something. He said

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Speaker 1: it wrong when he said, I don't remember what you said,

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Speaker 1: but I was listening in the other room. It's out

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Speaker 1: of stupid. Okay, Well, I just think in general, Tara, Tara, Tara, Look,

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Speaker 1: I need you to answer. I mean, will you marry me? Yes?

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Speaker 1: you know how many ladies I'm zooming with these days?

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah? I'm zooming ladies. You said I

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Speaker 1: my asshole. I didn't do that for everyone. When you

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Speaker 1: now it's a little personal Paul, do you want to

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Speaker 1: What's what's going on? Okay? So this is a reunion.

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Speaker 1: You know they do a lot of these reunions now

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Speaker 1: apparently I don't even goddamnit. Hell, somebody get that I'm

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Speaker 1: not getting the door. I'm a lone person. Hello. Am

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Speaker 1: I speaking to the Turner residents? Yes? Hi, my name

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Speaker 1: is you Lar. I'm asking to know if you or

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Speaker 1: your family are happy with the internet service you're currently

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Speaker 1: It depends on it. We're all streaming. Can I help

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Speaker 1: you person on my doorstep? Hello, my name is Jollar.

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Speaker 1: spell your name? Are you the charm residents? Would you

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Speaker 1: I might joel? Are I just need a spelling on

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Speaker 1: your name? Are you looking to upgrade your services? Are

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Speaker 1: you looking at your services? Oh? Sometimes it feels like

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Speaker 1: I'm living in a bad eighties sitcom. Okay, I want

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Speaker 1: to attack the orc with a with a flame spell.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait, okay, before you know Jesus Christ,

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Speaker 1: Oh God, dammit, you add you just add another all

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Speaker 1: on us? Okay, okay, let's get let's get an Ali burst.

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Speaker 1: Can we mute that character? That character? All right? Just

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Speaker 1: that or because that one's going? Okay? But I need

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Speaker 1: I need heals. Okay, okay, everyone get their cool downs. Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: so let's get a dot on that orc and then

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Speaker 1: let's move over here. Do you feel like you are happy?

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Speaker 1: Mine are not? Can we not talk about family when

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Speaker 1: that or that character? It? Sir? Sales for our video

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Speaker 1: game are through the roof or Cave Hunter. Three thousand

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Speaker 1: is the number one online game during this pandemic. Now,

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Speaker 1: a little selfish. There's there's a whole bunch of industries

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Speaker 1: v I P Nicholas Mascarella, who wrote scene suggestion. I

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Speaker 1: want to start by thanking the often underappreciated by fans

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Speaker 1: host of the podcast you, Kevin Pollock, your creepy goblin

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Speaker 1: voice and constant under your breath background laughter, never cease

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Speaker 1: to crack me up. My scene suggestion today comes from

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Speaker 1: work experience as an employee for a defense contractor and

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Speaker 1: is as follows. A meeting is called to brainstorm new

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Speaker 1: ideas for national defense. Unfortunately all the ideas are awful.

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Speaker 1: Good luck, stay safe and love you all, especially Joey. Alright,

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Speaker 1: get in here, all right? So uh north step north

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Speaker 1: north of Northrup is up for a huge contract with

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Speaker 1: the d D and we got to come up with

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Speaker 1: some ideas now, okay, So okay, we got it. You're

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Speaker 1: not it, okay, so if you let's just if you're

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Speaker 1: not it, you can't have any coffee or donuts. Okay.

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Speaker 1: But if you're not it, you can't have any Yeah

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Speaker 1: that's right. But he brought he brought the coffee and doughnuts.

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Speaker 1: I think it's unfair that he's not allowed to have them. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's just the way we're gonna do it here in

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Speaker 1: Northern London, being fair. It's about making sure that we

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Speaker 1: get this d D deal maybe. I mean, look, there's

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Speaker 1: fifteen billion dollars on the table, Okay, we gotta come

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Speaker 1: up with something. Boning is out there kicking our ass

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Speaker 1: every step of the way, so we gotta come up.

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Speaker 1: You don't mind me saying, We've always heard the best

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Speaker 1: defense is a good offense. I think you can smoke

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Speaker 1: it here, sir. Let's see him like, let's just see

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Speaker 1: what he has to say. Say. Now, we realize there's

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Speaker 1: a lot of dogs and cats around the country, right,

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Speaker 1: speak up, let's say that we just put some lasers

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Speaker 1: on the I'm still talking. You speak up, So we

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Speaker 1: weren't able to hear I'm saying, why don't we put

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Speaker 1: some lasers on the catch on. I'm gonna stand in

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Speaker 1: the back of the room and then let's okay, is

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Speaker 1: he's saying, Richard Maser, I don't I think so, okay,

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Speaker 1: go go. Can you hear me? I can hear you? Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, So what I'm saying is the best defense

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Speaker 1: is a good offense. So let's put laser beams on

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Speaker 1: cat backs and raise the blades on cat tails. Talk

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Speaker 1: to Mr Boeing, Yeah, um, I just what what? What?

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Speaker 1: Wanted to give you the latest reports? It seems that

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Speaker 1: North from Grobbing is planning some really high text stuff. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm all he is pocket pig? What else did

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Speaker 1: they say? That's such bullshit? What what pot? Don't? Don't

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Speaker 1: nicknames are all affection bullshit? Hey, hey, rufus, listen, you

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Speaker 1: want me to call you a different kind of name

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Speaker 1: like rufus Donald duck. Yeah, that's bad because you don't

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Speaker 1: wear any pants. Look, I just was here to drop

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Speaker 1: off the information. Okay, maybe you'd find it you useful. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's play a real quick game though not not thank you, no,

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Speaker 1: thank you, no, thank you, thank you, thank you? Who. Now,

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Speaker 1: if we look at this diagram here, we'll see that

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Speaker 1: the animals will have a laser on their back. Right now,

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Speaker 1: A certain animals, let's say their cats. Let's just use

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Speaker 1: that yes question. Wait, okay, okay, okay, uh, just just

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Speaker 1: give me one second. Let me just talk to my partners.

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Speaker 1: I'll be right back. They're so old. Everyone in that

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Speaker 1: kindam board means a thousand years old. My god, I

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Speaker 1: I can't sell to them. Okay, I just can't sell

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Speaker 1: to them. We're gonna have to go somewhere else. You

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Speaker 1: gotta want it. You don't have to want, of course

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Speaker 1: I want it. Everyone in there is. I can't sell

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Speaker 1: because everybody's do old. I don't even know what that means.

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Speaker 1: It means that they can't pull your head out of

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Speaker 1: your ass. They're all talked to them like they need

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Speaker 1: to be talked to. You want me to scream at

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Speaker 1: elderly people? Is that what you want me to do?

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Speaker 1: Probably abused the elderly, but you want I'm not condoning abuse.

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Speaker 1: Loud talking is appreciated by the older. Okay, yeah, but

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Speaker 1: that's angry talk. You know, there's a difference difference between

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Speaker 1: loud enunciated speech and then aggressive behavior. Okay, let's try

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Speaker 1: loud enunciated speech. Tim, that's my idea. Don't make this

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Speaker 1: seem like this is you want me to go in

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Speaker 1: there and you want me to punch these old people

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Speaker 1: in the throat. Hey ellen, good to see you man,

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Speaker 1: Thanks for meaning me for coffee. Good to see you,

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Speaker 1: bud So. A couple of things, A couple of things. Still,

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Speaker 1: what's in the oat? Milk? This is good? Yeah, tell milk,

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Speaker 1: of course, the milk. A couple of things. Couple things.

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Speaker 1: Couple of things. Uh, let's see you got two old

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Speaker 1: milk alot days? Oh you already have some take tele here,

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Speaker 1: Well keep them com I want to make I might

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Speaker 1: have the wrong tables. No, I think, I think, I think, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I think. No no, no, no, no, no no no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no no. Uh. My name is Cran and that's

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Speaker 1: what it says on the If I want your coffee,

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Speaker 1: I can drink your coffee. Oh shore, my god, I

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Speaker 1: don't know who you are and I don't care. So

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Speaker 1: this is Elon Musk Cran. This is a very important individual.

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Speaker 1: He's he made flamethrowers that you could buy recreationally. So

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna just do you want to absolutely that's gonna

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Speaker 1: burn forever. Pal excuse me, Musk. He started doing your

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Speaker 1: rap to m It means you from the front, all right,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, take me or kill me. Stop. Is this

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Speaker 1: a telegram? Yes, yes, that is a dilligreing. Okay, great, great,

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Speaker 1: It's so crazy going up to coffee. This is a

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Speaker 1: typical day. Are you were in the middle of the

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Speaker 1: pitch to me? Yeah, couple, think just get right to

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Speaker 1: get right to it because we're gonna get up. So

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Speaker 1: Bobby Bowie, holy hell, it's Elon, Holy hell. Look at

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Speaker 1: this man. Man. I follow you twitters all the time.

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Speaker 1: I follow your twitters all the time. Chris Rock not

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Speaker 1: the one you think. Oh my god. You know people

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Speaker 1: people ask me this all time. Do you we look alike? Huh?

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Speaker 1: Do we look alike? Do we look alike? Now you

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Speaker 1: don't look like, Oh we get out of here. Take Oh? Sorry,

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Speaker 1: but you were in the middle of the pitch yea cups? Sorry? Um,

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Speaker 1: I was just out in the front um and my

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Speaker 1: car won't start. I have a tesla um and it's

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Speaker 1: just not starting. So I was wondering if you could

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Speaker 1: kind of like tell me how to aren't it to

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Speaker 1: start your tesla? Yeah? I don't know the first thing

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Speaker 1: about that. You made them right. I mean, I'm an

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Speaker 1: idea guy. I'm not necessarily the nuts and bolts guy. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I just confused because I was charging it for like

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Speaker 1: a really long time. Are you probably overcharged it? Probably

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Speaker 1: overcharged it? But I drove it here. Okay, I have

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Speaker 1: no idea. I have no idea. Take a flamethrower. Really, Ellen,

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Speaker 1: this is Jim. I'm in your ear. Don't let the

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Speaker 1: gentleman you're having the launch food meeting with no but

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Speaker 1: next next person to come up to you is an alien.

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Speaker 1: Just so you know, we have eyes on them. We

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Speaker 1: have eyes on them. You're going to be fun. Hi. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's good to see that. Remind me where we met. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Detroit Auto Show. Of course, give him a flamethrower. Okay, Jim,

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Speaker 1: I don't need to be told to do. I give up.

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Speaker 1: So why do you want my kiddies? Sir? Well, we're

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Speaker 1: using this as a draft and we're gathering all of

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Speaker 1: the house cats in the area and we're starting a

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Speaker 1: small army. That make sense of You want to use

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Speaker 1: my kiddies to make playtime. No, we're going to use

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Speaker 1: your kiddies for national defense. That katty that that kitty

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Speaker 1: does not sound sweet. It sounds ready for battle. It

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Speaker 1: sounds like a battle cat. Well, these are my These

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Speaker 1: are my kitties, my grandma. Well, we are having a

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Speaker 1: draft and we are enlisting all kitties. I'm sorry, Look

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Speaker 1: at who the hell are you are you talking about? Kid,

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Speaker 1: I'm with the Department of Defense the d o D.

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Speaker 1: We're here to pick up every kitty that you have.

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Speaker 1: Do you have any kind of a badge or any

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Speaker 1: kind of this is this is my gun. Sometimes this

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Speaker 1: has more authority. Okay, all right, hold on a second,

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Speaker 1: what the hell do you want? I want every goddamn

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Speaker 1: cat in your house, and I need them in a

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Speaker 1: bag and I'm taking them with me. Get the cats turned, Kimberly,

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Speaker 1: get inside ship. I didn't get inside. You want the cats.

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Speaker 1: I want every cat you have in a bag. You'll

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Speaker 1: get the cats back. Okay, look, you got all the cats.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing, but they're all dead. They're all in a bag. Well,

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Speaker 1: the old saying is cats out of the bag. I

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Speaker 1: thought that bags and cats were like peanut butter and jelly.

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Speaker 1: We got one cat, we contested, What the hell are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? The old saying is cats out of

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Speaker 1: the bag. Why is that like peanut butter and jelly?

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Speaker 1: What does it have to do with the bat? It's

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Speaker 1: just an old say. You know, different sings. Now, I've

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Speaker 1: got five dead cats on my hand and one but

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Speaker 1: there's one living cat. You know, this can''ll be like Rambo.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be a really good cat. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I hope you can do something with it, because I

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Speaker 1: just so. I hope you've got a good laser beating

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Speaker 1: to put on the back of this. I have a

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Speaker 1: great laser being. My last name is Laser. My first

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Speaker 1: name is U Frank and uh yeah, I kind of

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Speaker 1: that's kind of tell the truth you you you've got

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Speaker 1: that last name added on? Didn't? Yeah? I gotta added on? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: just going over application for a name change. Frank, you

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Speaker 1: don't want the last name flee him, but you'd like

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Speaker 1: to change it to lasers. Yeah, I want to change

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Speaker 1: for an alien to laser. Please? What's the background of that?

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Speaker 1: Do you ask everyone that question? I never had someone

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Speaker 1: this chatty at the d MB before. You know what?

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Speaker 1: Work here a minute, I don't think so, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: want to change you want to change it to laser? Yes, Um,

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Speaker 1: it's French. But my mom was deaf. And when you

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Speaker 1: meet people with the name laser what will you tell

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Speaker 1: them the origin of that name is? I guess I'll

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Speaker 1: tell them that it's because I invented lasers. I'm just

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Speaker 1: working with you, that's cool. I don't really get when

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Speaker 1: people are joking with me usually. So, okay, we just

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Speaker 1: need to take your photo if you just look straight

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Speaker 1: ahead into the ukan my dad. I'm just working. We

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Speaker 1: don't need your photo, okay. And what about that guy's dick.

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Speaker 1: That's a beautiful cock. Yeah, so so somebody used the

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Speaker 1: flamethrower to uh to put your dick on fire at

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Speaker 1: the DMV. Yeah, okay, well apparently you have no permanent

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Speaker 1: wounds here, but it is kind of an eternal flame.

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Speaker 1: A raw dog this week? Why could I could hook

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Speaker 1: you up for a raw dog consult? You'll have to

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Speaker 1: go outside the hospital system and see a priest. Of course,

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Speaker 1: it's one away for me to douse it. No, I

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Speaker 1: think you've got to keep this flame going. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would definitely if you want to row dog. Can

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Speaker 1: I get a second opinion or something like? I just

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Speaker 1: feel like you can't out of my office? Dr Musk,

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Speaker 1: you're tell him your second opinion is that he's also ugly. Okay,

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Speaker 1: shut the funk up, Jim. I'm not sure. I'm not

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Speaker 1: sure you we even exist. What do you mean? I

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Speaker 1: don't exig what you're ugly? Jim? The voice in my

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Speaker 1: head told me to tell you that. Well, you're a

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Speaker 1: piece of ship. Just because you make those gud damn batteries,

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Speaker 1: you think you're cool. I never should have went to

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Speaker 1: the Star Looks bathroom with you, so you can take

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Speaker 1: a look at my fire own thing. I just cut

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Speaker 1: the ship out of my hand and your balls. Oh

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Speaker 1: and that is our show for today. Uh, such a pleasure.

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Speaker 1: Christoph Varado, thank you so much for joining us today,

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Speaker 1: buddy boy, thanks for having me. I love you guys,

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Speaker 1: and I love everyone and I love everything. Alright, Uh

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Speaker 1: sounds like yeah. Follow Sunny is a good boy on

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Speaker 1: a good boy on Instagram. Alright, pal, great to see

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Speaker 1: your fat as always. James Heeney, thanks for tuning in.

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Speaker 1: Check out the Adventure Bits on YouTube. We're playing some

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Speaker 1: Dark Souls. It's incredible expert walkthrough of an incredible game.

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Speaker 1: And how do we find that? It's on YouTube? At

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Speaker 1: the Adventure Bits The Adventure Bits. I'm sure that if

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Speaker 1: you just looked up James Heeney and Adventure it would

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Speaker 1: show up. Could folks just send you two or three

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Speaker 1: and you don't have to look at anything. I ever too,

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Speaker 1: But that's a monthly feet Where do they send that?

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Speaker 1: Can you give us an address to we'll put it

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Speaker 1: on then give this Instagram. Caroline Connor, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Sorry you burnt that bread again. I know that was sad.

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Speaker 1: It did not look burnt. It was just in the

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Speaker 1: oven too long? What would it be? Yeah, every almost

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Speaker 1: every time I make bread, I forget about it because

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Speaker 1: it takes so long. What are we talking about in

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Speaker 1: terms of so long? Like over twenty four hours between

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Speaker 1: all the rising and the turning and the oven and yeah,

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Speaker 1: we'll keep posting those photos. Please, I can't get enough

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Speaker 1: of the burnt breaks. I'll try and thank you for

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Speaker 1: being here. Craig Cows. What a pleasure. Check out the

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Speaker 1: final episode of Craig's That's a great place to start

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Speaker 1: to start at number one, work your way backwards. Also

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Speaker 1: communities streaming on Netflix now. If you care about me

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Speaker 1: and want me to get residual checks while uh, this

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Speaker 1: pandemic is happening, that's a great. Uh, it's a good

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Speaker 1: If we wanted to just send two or three dollars, yeah,

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Speaker 1: tended to you via James Heeney. Yeah, I prefer to

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Speaker 1: get money in two dollar and cent chunks. Joey Graherman,

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Speaker 1: thank you, also, my friend, thank you for having me

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Speaker 1: you uh you got any shows to plug on the

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Speaker 1: West Side Theater, west Side Comedy Theaters, to twitch, Twitch

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Speaker 1: some random shows throughout to check out my instagram at

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Speaker 1: Jebi Greeber to know what's going down air supply. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: pretty much. Uh well, thank you Joey and you're inflamed

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Speaker 1: Penis from joining us today, and thank you all for

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Speaker 1: listening out there. We hope you're well and extremely healthy.

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Speaker 1: Um we look forward to uh spending some time with

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Speaker 1: you on a weekly basis, So hang in there and

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Speaker 1: we will to Let's thank our engineering producer with the Stars,

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Speaker 1: Mr Doug Bain, and I Heart Media. I'm your host,

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