WEBVTT - | Ep 120 | Build Me A Bidet

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect

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<v Speaker 1>Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shay. I am Jiselle Barryant.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up? What's up? Everyone? This is Robin Dixon. Thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, thank Okay, this is episode what is this

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<v Speaker 1>one one hundred and twenty? This is one episode one

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred and twenty and twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>So anybody who's listened to every single episode?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yes, email do you exist? Yes? Do you exist

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<v Speaker 1>every every episode? You can?

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<v Speaker 2>You can honestly say you have listened to every episode, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>email us.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So if you get a prize if you've

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<v Speaker 1>listened no, no, no, no, you don't want to.

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<v Speaker 3>What's twenty people, Robbie, we can give twenty prizes, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>anytime I don't want to give some free to the people.

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<v Speaker 3>Robin is like, no, well, I mean look, I'm just

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<v Speaker 3>trying to manage expectations here, all right. So if you've

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<v Speaker 3>listened to everyone, yeah, tell us what you love about

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<v Speaker 3>the podcast, like, what you want to see more of,

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<v Speaker 3>what you don't like, what you want us you know,

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<v Speaker 3>if there's something that we've done in the past that

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<v Speaker 3>we haven't been doing like all of that. Just give

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<v Speaker 3>us like all of the rundown of the deats of

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<v Speaker 3>how you feel about the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, indeed, indeed, and then come to our show of

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<v Speaker 2>February first. It's coming up February first, Rob and I

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<v Speaker 2>will be in the City Winery in Philadelphia at seven

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<v Speaker 2>thirty eight o'clock something like that. I don't know, in

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<v Speaker 2>the evening. Yes, so it's going to be there. Some

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<v Speaker 2>of Philadelphia.

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<v Speaker 1>Eagles will be there.

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<v Speaker 2>Jalen Hurt if you don't start to do the name

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<v Speaker 2>of you, he will be there. And we've got some

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<v Speaker 2>other surprise guests. Alan might come through.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't live in Philly anymore, but Philly's always homes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is true. AI in the buildings away.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't have some people, okay, So be sure to

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<v Speaker 2>get your tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to Citywinery dot com to get your tickets. Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>And we would see y'all search for reasonably shady. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well we'll see y'all in Philly, all right, Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>love that. Okay. Do you have a reasonaly shady moment? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I do, so it's not really a moment. I'm actually

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<v Speaker 1>just being shady towards my neighbors. Oh, I love this.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is getting good.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what the hell hair I know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not even not I love neighbor drama.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's not that deep. It's not drama. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>it's not it's not that deep. Okay, So tamp simmer down,

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<v Speaker 1>simmer down. It's like the middle of January, maybe like

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<v Speaker 1>towards the end. And not only do they still have

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<v Speaker 1>their Christmas decorations still up? Yeah, they still have pumpkins

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<v Speaker 1>outside a whole new year. We're in a whole new year.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, are those pumpkins? They still have pumpkins

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<v Speaker 1>from Halloween? Yes? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Hell to the now I'm confused. I'm like, are they

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<v Speaker 2>This is not even sanitary. They're not black by now, No,

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<v Speaker 2>when they turned different color. One of them is like moldy.

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<v Speaker 1>One of them has like rolled down the steps the porch,

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<v Speaker 1>and now it's like in their walkway, like the sidewalk. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, let me say, when I leave here today,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm when I drive by the house, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>start honk. I'm just gonna be take your decorations down.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't know if they're just like leaving it

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<v Speaker 1>out for like the deer to eat. Like they're just like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we're just gonna feed the deer or something, but like

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<v Speaker 1>put them, put them in the backyard. We're talk about deer. Weird.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you have Christmas decorations and pumpkins up at

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<v Speaker 1>the same time. I mean, it's just wrong, it's idiotic.

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<v Speaker 1>But I want to I do want y'all know. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in Robin's house right now, and you have your tree

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<v Speaker 1>still up by the way, as I don't have my

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<v Speaker 1>pumpkins up. Okay, So when is your tree coming down, Robin? Yesterday?

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<v Speaker 1>It's coming down here yesterday, okay, because it is fake

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<v Speaker 1>so it's easy, yes, yes, yeah, you know, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's trust me. By the end of tonight, it

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<v Speaker 1>would be all the way in storage, all the way storage. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that. So the shady people are your neighbors

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<v Speaker 1>or I'm being shady for talking about my neighbors. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you no, we gotta talk about our nighbors. My name,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, they're just they're just shady and backwards, like

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<v Speaker 1>pumpkins on the in January.

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<v Speaker 2>It's January, yes, okay, So my shady moment is I

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<v Speaker 2>and I And every time I go out of the country,

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<v Speaker 2>I always have this feeling like the food in the

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<v Speaker 2>United States sucks. Yes, they put all kinds of park

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<v Speaker 2>and preservatives, additives, all kinds of nonsense and.

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<v Speaker 1>That we don't even know about. Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Then when you go to another country, you start your

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<v Speaker 2>body just starts feeling better. You start eating that food

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<v Speaker 2>and you're like, oh, I'm not creaking and I feel great. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>So the shady people is usda Okay, because since I've

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<v Speaker 2>been back and like eating and doing what I'm normally

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<v Speaker 2>doing when I'm here, I'm dizzy, I promise y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm dizzy, Okay, I'm woozy. When I go to bed

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<v Speaker 1>at night.

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<v Speaker 2>My head is spinning right, and I'm not drunk. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm confused. I think it's the food.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the food. The food's so bad here. It

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<v Speaker 1>is horrible, so bad you can't trust it. Now. You

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<v Speaker 1>really have to almost just cook your everything yourself, like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, go to the organic market, get all the

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<v Speaker 1>organic stuff and cook it yourself. And it's so funny

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<v Speaker 1>that you bring up, are you finished? I'm finished.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's a guy that I want to tell you

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<v Speaker 2>all about that. I've been following Who's Who's who is

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<v Speaker 2>terrorizing the food industry because he's saying, don't buy this

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<v Speaker 2>by this, but go ahead, yes, So I'm gonna look

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<v Speaker 2>up who eat his name?

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<v Speaker 1>This is another just shady moment in my house. So

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<v Speaker 1>one has fallen into that trap where of seeing all

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<v Speaker 1>these videos on Instagram that talks about how bad the

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<v Speaker 1>food is. Right, this man is damn near starving himself.

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<v Speaker 1>He won't eat anything. He will It's so frustrating. He'll

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<v Speaker 1>be like, what are we eating for dinner? And I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell him to be like, nah, I'm not eating that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, okay, Well, he won't eat fish, he won't

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<v Speaker 1>eat beef, he won't eat chicken, he won't he won't like,

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<v Speaker 1>he won't eat anything. I'm not mad at him, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's like we're killed. It's so much information out here

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<v Speaker 1>that it's becoming confusing. Everything is contradictory. So then he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna eat a bowl of cereal and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like okay. So I say to him, there's preservatives and

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<v Speaker 1>there's additives, and there's sugar and it's processed and blah

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah all of that, Like, what do you mean

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<v Speaker 1>You're just gonna eat cereal? Right? And he's like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna get a smoothie okay, full of sugar, and

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<v Speaker 1>then and our sugar is not the same, right, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And so I'm like, well, if you're going to do that,

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<v Speaker 1>you if you're really going to do this, and you've

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<v Speaker 1>got to eat you know, vegetables. And we were vegan

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<v Speaker 1>at one time. Yeah, I remember that, Robin. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like six months. I was you can't say we were

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<v Speaker 1>vegan at a time and it's six months. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was with you during the six months. And I promise

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<v Speaker 1>you you was eating meat. No, you were sneaking, no meat, sneaking.

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<v Speaker 1>I was that no, no, no, no, no no. I

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<v Speaker 1>started off very disciplined, did you, And then I started

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<v Speaker 1>eating fish and then it just and then I was

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<v Speaker 1>like I need a taco and then just like but

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<v Speaker 1>we were vegan, we were doing like way y'all. She

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<v Speaker 1>blamed it on filming. She's like, I can't be vegan

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<v Speaker 1>while we're filming. Why not, It's the producer's fault. That

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<v Speaker 1>was absurd. Let me tell you that ship. It was

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<v Speaker 1>highly absurd. But anyway, I digress. That's that ship was hard. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I stopped. I had my kids being vegan as well,

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<v Speaker 1>so I was sending them to school with like spinach

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<v Speaker 1>salads with strawberries like all this stuff. And then they

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<v Speaker 1>started losing weight, and they were already little, and Corey

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<v Speaker 1>was playing football, and I was like, oh no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>so I had to take them off first, okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>then gradually it's just wasn't sustainable for me anyway. So

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<v Speaker 1>now I'm like, okay, well, well if you're if you're

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<v Speaker 1>if you're not gonna eat any meat protein, like none

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<v Speaker 1>of this stuff or whatever, no dairy, no meat, then

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<v Speaker 1>you might as well go vegan. But you've got to

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<v Speaker 1>eat stuff with protein, like beans and all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>But he doesn't like beans. He doesn't like the stuff

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<v Speaker 1>that you should eat together. I don't know. I'm telling you,

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<v Speaker 1>next time you see him, he's gonna be eighty five packs. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>he's gonna be shriveled up. Or he's just gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>the complete opposite way and then just start eating nonsense. Again.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just okay. There's a dude, maybe Carlly combine it.

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<v Speaker 2>He has very long hair, yeah, right, and he's got

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<v Speaker 2>a sight and he goes through like Whole Foods and

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<v Speaker 2>all these stores and he's like, don't eat this, don't

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<v Speaker 2>eat that, don't eat this, and he goes through the

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<v Speaker 2>ingredients and he tells you like what to what to get.

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<v Speaker 2>And when I tell the car's gonna find that out

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<v Speaker 2>because I do want to give you. I do want

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<v Speaker 2>to shout him out, because I've been like following his

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<v Speaker 2>page and I'm gonna start getting more and more.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was telling the kids, I was like, I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker 2>Start getting more like strict food, not strict food, but clean,

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<v Speaker 2>clean food.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, because it does matter, right, it does matter, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think it contributes contributes a lot to like our health, cancer,

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<v Speaker 1>all of that type of stuff. But it's so confusing

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<v Speaker 1>and it's so contradictory. You might see a post like

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<v Speaker 1>that from that guy, and then you go to the

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<v Speaker 1>comments and they're like, oh, that's not true and what

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<v Speaker 1>about this and what about that? And you have people

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<v Speaker 1>offering all of their different opinions, and it just becomes

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<v Speaker 1>so confused. He's in the store and he's showing you

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<v Speaker 1>the label. I've seen him before. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>it's the same guy I've seen a guy. Does he

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<v Speaker 1>have long black hair? I don't know, And you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>why is your hair that long? I don't know, man,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I would remember that. Okay. I've seen a guy

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<v Speaker 1>doing it with water bottles. Okay, you know he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't drink this, but drink this, and it's just so

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<v Speaker 1>it just becomes so confusing. I'm not confused. I know

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<v Speaker 1>we The food here is terrible. I agree with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I bought some and I bought some pasta

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<v Speaker 2>over there. I'm just gonna eat pasta from another country anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so I have an update on on our favorite subject.

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<v Speaker 1>What's our favorite subject, Robin penis length. Okay, what's our

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<v Speaker 1>second favorite subject? Deers? Okay? Okay, so.

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<v Speaker 2>So you everyone knows Robin Robin and want hit a

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<v Speaker 2>deer tore up their car.

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<v Speaker 1>I hit a deer tore up my car. Yeah, just

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<v Speaker 1>got my car back. Recently, the deer eat our plants.

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<v Speaker 1>Deer eats our eat our plants. The deer out of

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<v Speaker 1>can tu yes, And I did.

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<v Speaker 2>A public service announcement and I said, y'all got to

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<v Speaker 2>do something about these goddamn deer.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, they were listening to me. Oh what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they said doe too reasonably shady. Starting tonight, the MPs,

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<v Speaker 2>who is MPs, the National Park Service will be reducing

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<v Speaker 2>the deer population.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. First of all, let me before I even say this,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm reading the news. Do not come for me, you

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<v Speaker 1>animal people, and tell me that I'm an asshole. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>don't do that. Okay. So I'm going to continue to

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<v Speaker 1>read the news, all right, the Nation News. Where which

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<v Speaker 1>news outlet? This is the Washington Post. Okay, all right, good,

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<v Speaker 1>there we go. So the National Park Service when they

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<v Speaker 1>said due to reasonably shady, but.

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<v Speaker 2>They said yes, because of reasonably shady and what providence

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<v Speaker 2>I have gone through, the National Park Service will be

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<v Speaker 2>reducing the deer population at some of the national parks

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<v Speaker 2>in Washington, d C.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, and Maryland within the first four months of

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<v Speaker 1>this year.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, So between anyway second April fifteen, they're going on.

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<v Speaker 2>The laws were taking up where there are dagging them down. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So safety measures will be in place. This is the

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<v Speaker 2>funny part, and it says not funny, kind of funny

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<v Speaker 2>to me. Safety measures will be in place to protect

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<v Speaker 2>park visitors as well as neighbors during the operations.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't get shot up.

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<v Speaker 2>Under the direction of the NPS, the National Park Service,

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<v Speaker 2>highly trained firearm experts who are experienced in conducting wildlife

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<v Speaker 2>reduction operations will.

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<v Speaker 1>Be at work at night. Oh wow, so if you

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<v Speaker 1>jog at nights stay to help, they would have a

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<v Speaker 1>seal day. You know. Those whoever those people are that

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<v Speaker 1>are taking those deer out, they are so excited.

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<v Speaker 2>They said that in the past twenty years there has

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<v Speaker 2>been an over abundant population of white tailed deer dull. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and they've damaged the forest regeneration areas and they've damaged

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<v Speaker 2>Giselle and Robinson cos.

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<v Speaker 1>It's about so it's about the forest for them there. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it's a hazard to people's lives because they

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<v Speaker 1>can hit your car and you can get an accident.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, not only one, they're they're eating my shrubs. And

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<v Speaker 2>I paid good money for them. And the Mercedes dealership,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, I never gave them a shoutout. Shout

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<v Speaker 2>out to Chris who works in the service department in

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<v Speaker 2>the Bethesda Mercedes dealership who is like my guy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he just took care of me. Is your car done?

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<v Speaker 2>My car is done. Oh nice, Yeah, he took care

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<v Speaker 2>of me. They the way that they the service that

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<v Speaker 2>they give you is amazing good.

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<v Speaker 1>So thanks guys, that's awesome. Yeah, so I got my

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<v Speaker 1>car back and the deer are being hand doled, dumb right,

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<v Speaker 1>one firearm at a time. Moving on.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So we have random emails that we'd like to

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<v Speaker 2>share with you guys, because we always ask you to write.

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<v Speaker 1>So here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, before I say this, I do want to say

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<v Speaker 2>those who have Apple, they are Apple subscribers. Oh yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it is not an automatic subscribe.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, right, I'll take it from this. Thank you. Okay, So,

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<v Speaker 1>updated your iPhone, yes, it is likely that your podcast

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<v Speaker 1>subscriptions did not carry over. So you need to go

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<v Speaker 1>into your podcast app and resubscribe to Reasonably Shady and

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<v Speaker 1>whatever podcast you subscribe to every month, right every time? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so anytime reasonably Shady a new reason Me Shady is released,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not automatically going into your your podcast feeds, so

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<v Speaker 1>you have to go to reasonably Shady and resubscribe again

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<v Speaker 1>if you've done the update. Just but for anyone, if

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<v Speaker 1>you have an iPhone, just check, just check and see

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<v Speaker 1>that you're you know that you're still subscribed to reasonably Shady. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're not, please do so. Please also feel free

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<v Speaker 1>to rate and rank and review us. That helps. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>give us five stars. If you're not going to give

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<v Speaker 1>us five, don't even rate. Yeah yeah, thanks, thanks. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I think I said? I've said before people

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<v Speaker 1>who give like four stars and they're like, oh, it's

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<v Speaker 1>so great, it's amazing, And I'm like, why didn't you

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<v Speaker 1>give a five star? Have you seen that before? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't. I've read, not particularly to us, but like

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<v Speaker 1>when you read like product reviews or restaurant reviews, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like there they give you four stars and they have

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<v Speaker 1>zero complaints. They say, oh it was great, or the

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<v Speaker 1>service is great, the food was great, the product was great,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, why couldn't you get five? Like are

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<v Speaker 1>you just like an like you're just a stingy person,

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<v Speaker 1>like you just can't hand out perfection that you're just

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<v Speaker 1>an asshole.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So, speaking of rating, I would love to know

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<v Speaker 2>what your rating is for the new Nicki Mina's drop.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, let's we're like a little late for that, right.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a few weeks ago. I like it, Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>rating you want to rating? I like it. I felt

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<v Speaker 1>like there was only like a one or two like Bangers,

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<v Speaker 1>uh huh, but I still liked it. So I rate

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<v Speaker 1>it in eight.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you are a music hater. We've established that with fiance.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't get offended.

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<v Speaker 1>True, Nope? Okay, So you're hating on Nikki too, an

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<v Speaker 1>eight and eight eight point five. I'm giving it a

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<v Speaker 1>ten and eight. It's really good. Come on now, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm moving on.

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<v Speaker 2>The Queen Pink Nikki is getting a ten from Giselle

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<v Speaker 2>and ate from eight is good a b.

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<v Speaker 1>Moving on.

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<v Speaker 2>So this Sharuna Brown Chirrunna Brown, krok. I think I'm

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<v Speaker 2>saying it right. Oh, it's pronounced Kreana. Kreana Brown wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to share her story about a guy I slept with

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<v Speaker 2>for the first time and then never again. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>who didn't read this chat? No, I don't think so. So,

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<v Speaker 2>she said last year, she attended a party with her cousin,

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<v Speaker 2>her cousin and her sister and they got to know

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<v Speaker 2>the guy. At the party, drinks were flowing and she

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<v Speaker 2>felt chemistry and after being celibate for a while, she

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<v Speaker 2>decided to get some Okay, okay, So they hooked up

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<v Speaker 2>later that night and things were going great until he

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<v Speaker 2>tried to spit in my mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what, she said. She turned her hand and spit

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<v Speaker 1>got on her cheek. This is a custake, she said.

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<v Speaker 1>I was so grossed out. I kicked him out into

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<v Speaker 1>the cold. Not the cold, apparently after taking after talking

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<v Speaker 1>to some friends, there are women who like men to

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<v Speaker 1>spit in the no or on their kuchi because they

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<v Speaker 1>find it kinky. No't read this some straight faces anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>So she said she views it as a sign of disrespect.

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<v Speaker 1>God damn it.

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<v Speaker 2>And either way, I'm not into it, and I was

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<v Speaker 2>not about to have be a repeat customer for that

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<v Speaker 2>guy and his sexual services.

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<v Speaker 1>I think.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this was a very reasonable decision. Absolutely, it

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<v Speaker 2>was a very reasonable decision. Okay, let me just say this.

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<v Speaker 1>Spitting in their mouth is is a no no, especially

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<v Speaker 1>on the first time you hook it up with this

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<v Speaker 1>person you barely know them. Okay, but what she's sitting

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<v Speaker 1>is okay. I mean, if you're down there and you

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<v Speaker 1>get to spitting, go right ahead. But but it's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you're spitting for a reason, I guess you know. But yes, Cuchie,

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<v Speaker 1>spitting is fine. Do not spit in my mouth or

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<v Speaker 1>my face or my neck, like I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>spit anywhere? Who does that? No? Who's okay? Yeah? So

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<v Speaker 1>so just just save all the spit for the kuci.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's like some R Kelly ship. No, no, we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't say peing. That's like progressing to some R Kelly ship.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very true. Yes, it's not okay, No, it's not okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he should have been more like, baby, I

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<v Speaker 1>spitting your mouth, you know what I'm saying? And she said,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't, just right, didn't know, and then they can continue.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, I cann't imagine that happening. Can you imagine?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't. We just started this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>And by the way, Robin took a shot, not alcohol

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<v Speaker 2>of a I don't know kind of shit.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a brain shot. It's a mind energy shot.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a focus, memory and drive. Yeah, focus, and it

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<v Speaker 1>kicked in by Kali kicked it. I'm a wait for

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a waiting for Robin's brain to start working. Guess

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<v Speaker 1>what it's working now? Damn it?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So this person has a question, and this is

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<v Speaker 2>you know, we're gonna segue.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna change gears here, Hello, g and R. Has

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<v Speaker 1>anybody ever called us gn R? This is a little weird.

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<v Speaker 1>It's weird. I mean it's not like hard to believe. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>normally people say like the GBS. Yeah, but maybe they

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<v Speaker 1>were just lazy they didn't want to type our names out. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Her name is Mayesha.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, I'm surely considering relocating to Maryland. It was

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<v Speaker 2>wondering what area is good to live. I'm black and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to I'm black, but don't want that energy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I read that. You've already I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>why are you reading that?

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<v Speaker 2>I prefer suburban living family neighborhoods that is quiet but

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<v Speaker 2>close to gas, grocery, Target, and Starbucks. Yes, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>I love you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So she she wants to be in a diverse area,

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<v Speaker 1>not too urban, not too you know, unurban.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or said she wants us to be quiet, but

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<v Speaker 2>she doesn't want to live around black people.

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<v Speaker 1>She's trying to say something. But look, I'm not getting

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<v Speaker 1>into the judgment. I will say m M. The County

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<v Speaker 1>that I live in, I think is perfect for what

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<v Speaker 1>you described, which is Howard County. Howard County, Okay, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Like Howard County is very diverse. Yeah, you have all

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<v Speaker 1>of the places that you need, all the shopping groceries.

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<v Speaker 1>Traffic is not insane, no to get around anywhere? And

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<v Speaker 1>do you have a Starbucks? Oh? And I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>posted this recently. Columbia, Maryland, which is in Howard County,

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<v Speaker 1>was ranked somehow the safest city in America. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>have a Starbucks? Of course, we have a Starbucks?

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<v Speaker 2>And I read that, Yeah, well come and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>have they been to the mall? Have they been to

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<v Speaker 2>Columbia Mall?

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<v Speaker 1>It's no shape? Shape? What's wrong with Columbia Mall?

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<v Speaker 2>I know several people that have gotten robbed in that mall,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't want to say that publicly because I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to throw shape to Columbia Mall. But whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>let's move on. Do y'all have a Target of course? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>y'all do have a Target?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Okay, well we're good then of course, Target, Whole Foods, Wegmans,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, don't you have aman? Yes, everything, J's and Costco,

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about that, because you know, did we talk

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<v Speaker 1>about the fact Jason used to work in the Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this was his high school Okay, no shade to Jason,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, getting his little highchool coins. So he used

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<v Speaker 1>to work in Wegmans and apparently he was doing a

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<v Speaker 1>great job because they want him to be the manager,

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<v Speaker 1>to which he was like, hell no, but he swears

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<v Speaker 1>by Wegmans. He loves that. Yes, he's like, oh my god, Wegmans.

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<v Speaker 1>He used to talk about Wegmans and I'm like, we

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<v Speaker 1>don't have a Wegmans near me. Oh you don't, but

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<v Speaker 1>we kind of do. Now, Okay, it's in DC. You

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<v Speaker 1>might as well go to the one in Columbia. I

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<v Speaker 1>like the one in DC. Okay, yeah, it's I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it's upper DC. It's close to me. Anyway, Wegmans is

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<v Speaker 1>the bomb, the bomb. Okay. So if you want some

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<v Speaker 1>like prepare food, yes, go through Wegmans. And it's not

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<v Speaker 1>bad prepared foods. Have you had the chocolate chip cookies yet?

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<v Speaker 1>Do we have this conversation? Have I shared? Probably? Have

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<v Speaker 1>I shared someone? Are they frozen? No? No? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>They're they're fresh. They come in like a little plastic tub. No,

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<v Speaker 1>they are the best cookies ever? No, I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>any carlies, Like, do you have any Have you had

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<v Speaker 1>the chocolate cake? No? Have you had the crab legs?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really like King krab legs. Okay, you know

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a Baltimore girl. I need like the real crab.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, I don't want to a little fake old crab weg

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<v Speaker 2>mins we over here trying to get a gift card.

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<v Speaker 1>Feel I'm gonna give you some cookies or the next

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<v Speaker 1>time you go, look for the chocolate chip cookies in

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<v Speaker 1>the plastic. But they have so many different kinds. I

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<v Speaker 1>know I have to show you a picture. I'll see

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<v Speaker 1>a picture. It's so amazing. They're so good. Okay, yeah, emails, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>back to the emails. Okay, So I thought you had

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<v Speaker 1>something else to say. I don't know you you, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean you're You're answered the I answered the question, but

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<v Speaker 1>your juice is kicking in your brain? Is finally fine

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<v Speaker 1>question I told Masha. I told my Asha to move

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<v Speaker 1>to Howard County, Okay, in Maryland. So I still love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm reading this because which is also where I'm putting

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<v Speaker 1>my new business next. Oh yeah, glow thirty ye when

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<v Speaker 1>will it be ready? I am in the process. The

0:24:02.880 --> 0:24:06.080
<v Speaker 1>architect is drawing still drawing up plans. Okay, so once

0:24:06.119 --> 0:24:08.359
<v Speaker 1>that's done, we used to go through permitting and the

0:24:08.400 --> 0:24:11.399
<v Speaker 1>build out and all that. So I anticipate from now

0:24:11.840 --> 0:24:14.520
<v Speaker 1>to be like a six month process. Okay, so maybe

0:24:14.520 --> 0:24:17.240
<v Speaker 1>sometime in June. In June, I'm just trying to figure

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<v Speaker 1>out when I get my free stump in June. Look,

0:24:21.119 --> 0:24:23.160
<v Speaker 1>they asked me, They're like, do you want the laser machine,

0:24:23.200 --> 0:24:25.159
<v Speaker 1>like we have it ready, and I'm like, so I

0:24:25.200 --> 0:24:29.160
<v Speaker 1>can like layers on my skin. Yes, yes, So well

0:24:29.240 --> 0:24:31.639
<v Speaker 1>I thought that's not standard to all glow thirties. No

0:24:31.680 --> 0:24:33.800
<v Speaker 1>it is, no, no, no, they said they're ready now,

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<v Speaker 1>so they can send me one that I can just

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<v Speaker 1>like keep in the house until Oh yes, yes, and

0:24:38.960 --> 0:24:41.359
<v Speaker 1>I can like not that I would be administering it

0:24:41.400 --> 0:24:44.240
<v Speaker 1>to the people. Yeah, but I could administer it to myself.

0:24:44.320 --> 0:24:47.520
<v Speaker 1>I know that's right, Ramis. But I'll be out here

0:24:47.560 --> 0:24:52.400
<v Speaker 1>looking very glow hopefully glow thirty. Okay, so glower glower

0:24:52.800 --> 0:24:55.200
<v Speaker 1>gray skits from whatever is it comes to my phone

0:24:56.880 --> 0:24:59.159
<v Speaker 1>a text message all the time, like asking her to

0:24:59.240 --> 0:25:03.000
<v Speaker 1>like subscribe, resubscribe or whatever. Oh, from glow thirty. Yeah,

0:25:03.280 --> 0:25:06.639
<v Speaker 1>has she been there before? She has? Oh, okay, but

0:25:06.680 --> 0:25:09.280
<v Speaker 1>it comes to my phone. It's very weird. I guess

0:25:09.280 --> 0:25:10.240
<v Speaker 1>you put your number down.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, moving on. Okay, So this is from Sonya. It

0:25:13.880 --> 0:25:16.000
<v Speaker 2>says Hijzelen the Robin. My name is Sonya and I'm

0:25:16.000 --> 0:25:17.800
<v Speaker 2>from Lynn, Massachusetts.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I've never heard of that. F l I n

0:25:20.119 --> 0:25:23.400
<v Speaker 1>l y n N Okay, thirty minutes outside of Boston.

0:25:23.440 --> 0:25:24.320
<v Speaker 1>It's cold here.

0:25:24.720 --> 0:25:27.359
<v Speaker 2>My best friend and I are both fans of Reasonably Shady,

0:25:27.440 --> 0:25:32.560
<v Speaker 2>and I love the Green Eye Bandits yay, by the way.

0:25:33.400 --> 0:25:36.000
<v Speaker 2>So I was in when I was in Saint Bart's,

0:25:36.119 --> 0:25:39.159
<v Speaker 2>I was very much minding my business and acting like

0:25:40.280 --> 0:25:41.960
<v Speaker 2>I've never been on a reality show all my life

0:25:42.200 --> 0:25:44.800
<v Speaker 2>and no one knows who I am. So I'm sitting

0:25:44.840 --> 0:25:47.120
<v Speaker 2>there and this boy jumped through a bush to.

0:25:47.200 --> 0:25:52.879
<v Speaker 1>Get to me and literally literally came through actually not bushes,

0:25:52.920 --> 0:25:55.399
<v Speaker 1>they were very beautiful trees. He busts through the trees.

0:25:55.520 --> 0:25:58.199
<v Speaker 1>He came through into the private little villa that I

0:25:58.240 --> 0:25:59.679
<v Speaker 1>was in. Right, I was gonna say, weren't you in

0:25:59.680 --> 0:26:00.560
<v Speaker 1>a villa? Well not.

0:26:01.200 --> 0:26:04.879
<v Speaker 2>We were out and about and we okay, we were

0:26:04.920 --> 0:26:07.040
<v Speaker 2>doing big things. The owner of this restaurant was like,

0:26:07.160 --> 0:26:09.400
<v Speaker 2>y'all want to hang out some more. Let me take

0:26:09.480 --> 0:26:10.960
<v Speaker 2>y'all to my Personal Villain.

0:26:11.040 --> 0:26:13.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay. So I was like, and gay, I'm important.

0:26:14.119 --> 0:26:16.240
<v Speaker 2>So we were sitting in the little Personal Villain and

0:26:16.280 --> 0:26:18.280
<v Speaker 2>this dude jumped through the trees and he was in

0:26:18.359 --> 0:26:21.840
<v Speaker 2>our villa, had no business in there. So he I'm

0:26:21.880 --> 0:26:23.760
<v Speaker 2>saying on this to say, he was like, oh my god,

0:26:23.800 --> 0:26:25.320
<v Speaker 2>I love the show. And I was like, yeah, okay,

0:26:25.480 --> 0:26:27.600
<v Speaker 2>and he said somethingbout reasonably Shady, and I was.

0:26:27.560 --> 0:26:32.480
<v Speaker 1>Like, yes, let's talk. Yes, you come to me. You

0:26:32.520 --> 0:26:35.600
<v Speaker 1>tell me you like reasonably Shady, Yes exactly, you one

0:26:35.640 --> 0:26:39.240
<v Speaker 1>of us. Yeah, well you like show. Okay, cool, But

0:26:39.240 --> 0:26:41.679
<v Speaker 1>but if you know, if you if that's how we

0:26:41.720 --> 0:26:44.680
<v Speaker 1>really know you like us. Yes, you tell us something

0:26:44.720 --> 0:26:47.720
<v Speaker 1>about reasonably shady. Yes, yes, yes, So we we chit chatted.

0:26:47.720 --> 0:26:49.960
<v Speaker 1>We love reasonably Shady with him, but anyway, we do

0:26:50.040 --> 0:26:51.960
<v Speaker 1>love Potomac too, no shade to Potomac. All right.

0:26:52.000 --> 0:26:56.000
<v Speaker 2>So Sonya says that we began our weekly catch up

0:26:56.040 --> 0:26:57.960
<v Speaker 2>on the phone, her and her girlfriend, discussing the latest

0:26:58.000 --> 0:27:02.520
<v Speaker 2>events on the podcast and recapping what happened with Tomy.

0:27:02.600 --> 0:27:05.800
<v Speaker 1>Love You both. We are even planning our on attending

0:27:05.840 --> 0:27:11.280
<v Speaker 1>our next reasonably shady live event, live event. Hopefully you'll

0:27:11.280 --> 0:27:14.600
<v Speaker 1>have one in Boston. If not, girls trip Yes, so

0:27:14.600 --> 0:27:17.639
<v Speaker 1>Sonya get your girls trip on and come meet us

0:27:17.680 --> 0:27:21.639
<v Speaker 1>in Philly. All this to say, please make more Hoodies.

0:27:23.600 --> 0:27:25.000
<v Speaker 1>Robin Dixon's coming.

0:27:25.600 --> 0:27:31.240
<v Speaker 2>It's about damn time, she says, insert Lizzo's songs.

0:27:31.320 --> 0:27:37.280
<v Speaker 1>Please. They've been sold out for what seems like faux avva. Okay,

0:27:37.560 --> 0:27:42.240
<v Speaker 1>fae faux eva. It's coming and we need to get ours.

0:27:42.280 --> 0:27:45.480
<v Speaker 1>It's called out here in New England. Yes, it's coming.

0:27:45.520 --> 0:27:47.880
<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to build an anticipation. What that's all,

0:27:49.000 --> 0:27:51.360
<v Speaker 1>Roight Dixon. We're leaving money on the.

0:27:51.320 --> 0:27:56.200
<v Speaker 2>Table, Okay, just build anticipation so like we can expect

0:27:56.400 --> 0:28:01.199
<v Speaker 2>the Hoodies win in March in two weeks, in two weeks,

0:28:01.320 --> 0:28:02.840
<v Speaker 2>because we are, we gonna have puddies.

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<v Speaker 1>In our live show. Sure what, Robin? I hate when

0:28:05.160 --> 0:28:08.720
<v Speaker 1>you say sure. When you say sure, it is the worst,

0:28:08.920 --> 0:28:14.320
<v Speaker 1>like find out you will see. Okay, do you ever

0:28:14.400 --> 0:28:16.879
<v Speaker 1>say sure is not gonna work in your marriage? I

0:28:16.920 --> 0:28:18.760
<v Speaker 1>just want you to know that, not that we're married,

0:28:18.760 --> 0:28:21.520
<v Speaker 1>but I'm sure. Wan hates when you say sure, well

0:28:21.560 --> 0:28:24.200
<v Speaker 1>he does it too. He does well, he'll say, I'll

0:28:24.200 --> 0:28:25.480
<v Speaker 1>ask him like, oh do you want to go do this?

0:28:25.520 --> 0:28:29.840
<v Speaker 1>And we'll see. Okay, so so yeah, that's like Robin,

0:28:30.000 --> 0:28:32.920
<v Speaker 1>we have to be selling March at our event. Got it,

0:28:33.040 --> 0:28:37.560
<v Speaker 1>you got it, got it? I got it? Coming? Are

0:28:37.600 --> 0:28:40.200
<v Speaker 1>you on top of that? That's gonna be my question.

0:28:40.480 --> 0:28:44.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, so yeah, I got it, I got it.

0:28:44.640 --> 0:28:46.240
<v Speaker 1>You got it, I got it. Because you don't have

0:28:46.320 --> 0:28:48.480
<v Speaker 1>much time to get it together. All I got it.

0:28:48.480 --> 0:28:51.760
<v Speaker 1>All right, I'll let you go. Okay, I got it.

0:28:51.880 --> 0:28:53.600
<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm sorry. I just took a little break

0:28:53.600 --> 0:28:58.280
<v Speaker 1>from life, that's all. Are you back? No? Okay, how

0:28:58.320 --> 0:28:59.480
<v Speaker 1>many if you come on back?

0:28:59.480 --> 0:29:04.040
<v Speaker 2>Because this January, because everybody is we all expect everybody

0:29:04.040 --> 0:29:04.400
<v Speaker 2>to take.

0:29:04.240 --> 0:29:08.720
<v Speaker 1>A break December fifteenth, right, break on. Well, I'm letting

0:29:08.760 --> 0:29:14.400
<v Speaker 1>everyone everyone else fall into line in January and then

0:29:14.440 --> 0:29:16.880
<v Speaker 1>I'll come back February. What yep?

0:29:17.360 --> 0:29:19.840
<v Speaker 2>Okay, no, but Rober, we need wursed before February. Okay,

0:29:19.840 --> 0:29:22.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna let you gone to read going to read?

0:29:22.400 --> 0:29:25.200
<v Speaker 1>Okay. This is this is a praise email for Giselle. Yay,

0:29:26.080 --> 0:29:29.160
<v Speaker 1>this is from Garan. I guess it's garn g e

0:29:29.280 --> 0:29:32.360
<v Speaker 1>R O N all right, Garan says, hey, ladies, I

0:29:32.400 --> 0:29:34.760
<v Speaker 1>recently got caught up with season eight of Potomac, and

0:29:34.800 --> 0:29:38.960
<v Speaker 1>can I just say I love your friendship, Robin. I've

0:29:38.960 --> 0:29:41.680
<v Speaker 1>never seen you so vulnerablefore this is he's talking about

0:29:41.680 --> 0:29:43.280
<v Speaker 1>the show. And I was so hurt to see you

0:29:43.280 --> 0:29:46.080
<v Speaker 1>that upset in that vehicle. I hated it. It gutted me.

0:29:46.360 --> 0:29:48.640
<v Speaker 1>But when Giselle caught when do you cry? And she

0:29:48.920 --> 0:29:53.400
<v Speaker 1>was activate, I was activating. I was ready. I said,

0:29:53.480 --> 0:29:56.000
<v Speaker 1>this is ridiculous, yes, he said, And honestly I wish

0:29:56.080 --> 0:29:58.520
<v Speaker 1>I had a friend like that in my corner. Anyways,

0:29:58.600 --> 0:30:00.160
<v Speaker 1>I love to see it, and I love high you

0:30:00.160 --> 0:30:02.960
<v Speaker 1>support one another, keep it up and best wishes to

0:30:03.000 --> 0:30:04.920
<v Speaker 1>you both. Oh and by the way, I'm a love

0:30:05.000 --> 0:30:07.800
<v Speaker 1>Robin all the way. Oh. So he didn't say he

0:30:07.840 --> 0:30:11.640
<v Speaker 1>was a jizzy or a G squad. You can be

0:30:11.680 --> 0:30:13.400
<v Speaker 1>a G squad too, now, Garrett.

0:30:13.320 --> 0:30:16.640
<v Speaker 2>Okay, right, yes, I was completely activated. I said, what

0:30:16.840 --> 0:30:20.560
<v Speaker 2>just happened to right now? Okay, we have work for Mohammad.

0:30:20.800 --> 0:30:25.480
<v Speaker 1>Yes, so Mohammed, if you all remember, we love Mohammad.

0:30:25.480 --> 0:30:28.600
<v Speaker 1>He's one of our reasonably shadsters. Yes, this was like

0:30:28.720 --> 0:30:32.840
<v Speaker 1>in in the summertime. So he has an update from

0:30:33.080 --> 0:30:35.479
<v Speaker 1>a dilemma. He had a reasonable or shady or it

0:30:35.520 --> 0:30:37.240
<v Speaker 1>was an advice question that you have for us, and

0:30:37.280 --> 0:30:40.400
<v Speaker 1>it was one of his best friends was getting married

0:30:40.680 --> 0:30:43.400
<v Speaker 1>but she didn't include him in some things and he

0:30:43.480 --> 0:30:45.800
<v Speaker 1>was feeling really left out and in his feelings and

0:30:46.200 --> 0:30:49.160
<v Speaker 1>asked us what he should do and what do we say?

0:30:49.160 --> 0:30:50.880
<v Speaker 1>I think we told him not to go, right because

0:30:50.920 --> 0:30:52.480
<v Speaker 1>the wedding was in Puta Khana and it was a

0:30:52.560 --> 0:30:54.720
<v Speaker 1>lot of money, and we said, you don't need to

0:30:54.720 --> 0:30:56.960
<v Speaker 1>go because you aren't really invited in the first place, right,

0:30:57.280 --> 0:30:58.640
<v Speaker 1>So we told not to go. So he has a

0:30:58.640 --> 0:31:01.640
<v Speaker 1>follow up as Hi Jazelle and Robin. It's your favorite

0:31:01.680 --> 0:31:03.920
<v Speaker 1>person from Toronto, Mohammed. I wanted to give you an

0:31:04.000 --> 0:31:07.160
<v Speaker 1>update on the Puncha Kanta situation and ask for more advice.

0:31:07.720 --> 0:31:09.760
<v Speaker 1>So when I heard your advice, was my birthday week

0:31:09.760 --> 0:31:11.880
<v Speaker 1>and I had a party and my best friend attended

0:31:11.920 --> 0:31:14.880
<v Speaker 1>and I got blackout drunk and ended up spilling everything

0:31:14.920 --> 0:31:17.120
<v Speaker 1>that I was keeping in about the bachelrette party and

0:31:17.160 --> 0:31:19.520
<v Speaker 1>not being part of her bridal party. What you all

0:31:19.640 --> 0:31:22.040
<v Speaker 1>don't know is that she asked me to help set

0:31:22.160 --> 0:31:26.200
<v Speaker 1>up her bridal shower and even bring stuff, which I did.

0:31:26.520 --> 0:31:28.480
<v Speaker 1>I even told her that Giselle and Robin said that

0:31:28.520 --> 0:31:30.600
<v Speaker 1>you are not my friend and I shouldn't be going

0:31:30.600 --> 0:31:33.920
<v Speaker 1>to her wedding. Okay, Mommy, you need to keep e

0:31:34.080 --> 0:31:38.920
<v Speaker 1>guys between us. She can't be telling everybody she hates us.

0:31:39.160 --> 0:31:41.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember any of this, but long story short,

0:31:41.560 --> 0:31:43.640
<v Speaker 1>after a lot of talks with our mutual friends and

0:31:43.640 --> 0:31:47.240
<v Speaker 1>my therapists, they suggested I should go, but view it

0:31:47.280 --> 0:31:50.560
<v Speaker 1>as a vacation and not as her wedding, so I

0:31:50.640 --> 0:31:53.840
<v Speaker 1>ended up going. We barely spoke, and she reminded me

0:31:53.960 --> 0:31:56.680
<v Speaker 1>many times through her actions that I was just a

0:31:56.880 --> 0:32:00.640
<v Speaker 1>guest at her wedding and nothing more. I was hurt

0:32:00.640 --> 0:32:02.560
<v Speaker 1>throughout the trip, but I made sure that I had

0:32:02.600 --> 0:32:04.960
<v Speaker 1>a good time. On the last day of the trip,

0:32:04.960 --> 0:32:06.680
<v Speaker 1>it got back to me that she's mad at me

0:32:06.720 --> 0:32:09.120
<v Speaker 1>for some comments I didn't make about her wedding not

0:32:09.200 --> 0:32:12.400
<v Speaker 1>being classy. Even though a bunch of our mutual friends

0:32:12.440 --> 0:32:15.320
<v Speaker 1>assured her they never heard me say that. She still

0:32:15.360 --> 0:32:18.680
<v Speaker 1>believes that I haven't spoken to her since this last

0:32:18.680 --> 0:32:22.240
<v Speaker 1>conversation and don't have any intention to. And usually I

0:32:22.280 --> 0:32:24.560
<v Speaker 1>am the one putting in the effort of texting first

0:32:24.680 --> 0:32:27.040
<v Speaker 1>and checking in because I haven't done that. We have

0:32:27.120 --> 0:32:29.360
<v Speaker 1>not spoken in over six weeks. Do you think I

0:32:29.360 --> 0:32:31.400
<v Speaker 1>should reach out or leave it for her to make

0:32:31.440 --> 0:32:34.360
<v Speaker 1>the first move? Love Mohammed, and Mohammad says, I love

0:32:34.400 --> 0:32:35.720
<v Speaker 1>you all so much. I'm driving all the way to

0:32:35.720 --> 0:32:38.680
<v Speaker 1>Philly to see you. Yeah. First, yay, Okay, so we

0:32:38.760 --> 0:32:41.480
<v Speaker 1>got Mahama's gonna be in the house. Okay. First of all, Mamma,

0:32:41.520 --> 0:32:47.800
<v Speaker 1>is you lying? Mohammed is lying? Was it lying? You said? Disgirl,

0:32:48.080 --> 0:32:52.240
<v Speaker 1>this wedding is not classy? Okay you said it. Maybe

0:32:52.280 --> 0:32:55.560
<v Speaker 1>you were drunk because he said he didn't remember saying

0:32:55.560 --> 0:32:58.360
<v Speaker 1>all the other stuff. But right, so no question, Maha.

0:32:58.480 --> 0:33:00.960
<v Speaker 2>And it's okay Mohammad that that it's okay to give

0:33:01.000 --> 0:33:03.280
<v Speaker 2>your commentary on the non classy wedding.

0:33:03.640 --> 0:33:07.400
<v Speaker 1>Okay. See, I'm I'm on the flip side. I feel like,

0:33:08.200 --> 0:33:10.360
<v Speaker 1>first of all, I hate being accused of something I

0:33:10.400 --> 0:33:13.720
<v Speaker 1>didn't do. Okay, Okay, So if Mohammad did not make

0:33:13.760 --> 0:33:18.000
<v Speaker 1>these comments and people are saying that that would like

0:33:18.120 --> 0:33:20.560
<v Speaker 1>burn me up and I and this has happened to

0:33:20.560 --> 0:33:22.760
<v Speaker 1>me many times where people accuse me of doing things

0:33:22.800 --> 0:33:25.920
<v Speaker 1>that I haven't done, especially things that like I wouldn't do.

0:33:28.160 --> 0:33:30.880
<v Speaker 1>So that's number one. And then number two if his

0:33:31.040 --> 0:33:34.360
<v Speaker 1>friend after he tells his friend, no, I didn't say that,

0:33:34.000 --> 0:33:35.560
<v Speaker 1>that that I don't know where that came from. If

0:33:35.560 --> 0:33:38.480
<v Speaker 1>she's still choosing to believe that he said that, Like

0:33:38.560 --> 0:33:41.240
<v Speaker 1>for me, that's just a killer, Like, oh, okay, so

0:33:41.320 --> 0:33:43.400
<v Speaker 1>I told you, I told you I didn't say it,

0:33:43.640 --> 0:33:46.080
<v Speaker 1>but you still believed I said it. So why am

0:33:46.080 --> 0:33:48.280
<v Speaker 1>I still friends with you? Why would you want to

0:33:48.280 --> 0:33:50.160
<v Speaker 1>be friends with me? Why would you want to continue

0:33:50.160 --> 0:33:53.400
<v Speaker 1>this friendship? So that's that's my perspective, Like this actually

0:33:53.480 --> 0:33:58.440
<v Speaker 1>kind of triggered something in me right now, okay about

0:34:00.040 --> 0:34:03.880
<v Speaker 1>eight right, Okay, I don't like being accused of something

0:34:03.920 --> 0:34:05.360
<v Speaker 1>I didn't do. And when I tell you I didn't

0:34:05.360 --> 0:34:07.720
<v Speaker 1>do it and you choose to still be believe it, Yeah,

0:34:07.800 --> 0:34:10.120
<v Speaker 1>that's it. There's nothing else I can do. I'm not

0:34:10.160 --> 0:34:11.600
<v Speaker 1>going to sit here and try to prove it. I'm

0:34:11.640 --> 0:34:13.279
<v Speaker 1>not trying to state my case. I'm not going to

0:34:13.320 --> 0:34:14.920
<v Speaker 1>try to, you know, kiss her ass and be like

0:34:14.960 --> 0:34:17.480
<v Speaker 1>hold blah blah blah. No, we ain't doing that. We're

0:34:17.520 --> 0:34:21.600
<v Speaker 1>not doing that. So mohamet, the ball is my is

0:34:21.640 --> 0:34:23.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm concerned. The ball is in her court if she

0:34:23.520 --> 0:34:26.399
<v Speaker 1>wants to circle back to you and realize the friend

0:34:26.400 --> 0:34:29.160
<v Speaker 1>that she lost, the friend that she offended, and that's

0:34:29.400 --> 0:34:33.080
<v Speaker 1>on her. But as far as I'm concerned with you, Muhammed,

0:34:33.160 --> 0:34:35.600
<v Speaker 1>I think you should just act like you ain't never

0:34:35.640 --> 0:34:36.280
<v Speaker 1>met her before.

0:34:36.520 --> 0:34:38.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, he should have listened to us in the first place.

0:34:38.239 --> 0:34:41.080
<v Speaker 2>We told him not nothing to go, and then he's yeah,

0:34:41.160 --> 0:34:43.360
<v Speaker 2>he told her just all a rod and said that

0:34:43.680 --> 0:34:46.040
<v Speaker 2>he should not go, and he went and packed his

0:34:46.080 --> 0:34:48.600
<v Speaker 2>bags anyway. Yeah, so we have to tell him on

0:34:48.640 --> 0:34:51.320
<v Speaker 2>February first, you should listen to us in the first place. True,

0:34:51.520 --> 0:34:53.320
<v Speaker 2>And we know you trashed her wedding, as you should be,

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<v Speaker 2>cause if I went and you're not speaking to me,

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<v Speaker 2>I trashed that wedding. That wedding socked.

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<v Speaker 1>He trish it in his brain, which is fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, wait before you read that. I know there's something

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<v Speaker 2>that you can't live without. Oh, it's changed your life.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, it's not an iPhone seventeen. Okay, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>So I asked you earlier because it's something reminded me

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit earlier in my house. Is there something

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<v Speaker 1>that is new to you, but you like can't figure

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<v Speaker 1>out how you went this long without it? Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want me to tell you? Do you? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to tell You're going to tell me. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you go first. Okay a bedet? Do you have a bedet?

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<v Speaker 1>I've always had a bedet? You have a bedet? I

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<v Speaker 1>never use it? What you never use it? I never

0:35:36.560 --> 0:35:39.239
<v Speaker 1>use it? Why? I don't know, because it's like an

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<v Speaker 1>extra step. No, it's the Oh my god, no it's

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<v Speaker 1>not it. It's like it's it's an extra step. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's a great extra step, right what Wait, So it's

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<v Speaker 1>attached to your toilet that you use. Okay, okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>wait wait wait in this house, I don't have it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh but I the house like I had in Baltimore. Yeah, forever, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I had it actually put in Okay, so we're used. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So do you have the kind that's like separate from

0:36:04.400 --> 0:36:07.399
<v Speaker 1>your toilet? Yes? Okay, so so no, So now they

0:36:07.440 --> 0:36:09.960
<v Speaker 1>make the days that you can just attach to your toilet.

0:36:10.040 --> 0:36:12.160
<v Speaker 1>It's just like a little contraption. You can get it

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<v Speaker 1>from Amazon. It's not that much money. It's a little

0:36:14.760 --> 0:36:16.800
<v Speaker 1>and you and you can connect it to your toilet

0:36:16.880 --> 0:36:19.239
<v Speaker 1>that you're already sitting on and you turn that thing

0:36:19.320 --> 0:36:23.680
<v Speaker 1>on and you get nice and clean. Okay, just shoot

0:36:23.800 --> 0:36:29.319
<v Speaker 1>water up your booty. Yes, okay, yes, okay, but it's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>And now I'm like, I don't want to like travel

0:36:34.200 --> 0:36:34.880
<v Speaker 1>uh huh.

0:36:34.960 --> 0:36:37.799
<v Speaker 2>And this is another reason not leaving the house. This

0:36:37.880 --> 0:36:39.399
<v Speaker 2>is just a reason why she's not leaving the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys. The butdet world has given Robin another reason. Not

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<v Speaker 1>just what they make travel bedets. Oh shit, I'm done.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm done. But I'll telling you that thing is amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>So get the like, get the the attachment. Now, I'm

0:36:56.719 --> 0:37:02.160
<v Speaker 1>telling everybody, get the yes. And this is not it's

0:37:02.200 --> 0:37:04.600
<v Speaker 1>the company we got. You're not getting paid for this, No,

0:37:04.640 --> 0:37:07.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm not, because so much that we talk about we

0:37:07.200 --> 0:37:10.239
<v Speaker 1>don't get paid for. The brand is called you can

0:37:10.239 --> 0:37:12.320
<v Speaker 1>do an Amazon or you can just go directly to the website.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called Tushy t u s h Y and they

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<v Speaker 1>make a bidet attachment is the best thing ever. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to get into detail and gross people out

0:37:21.239 --> 0:37:24.080
<v Speaker 1>or whatever, you know, just talk about you know, the

0:37:24.120 --> 0:37:29.839
<v Speaker 1>clean numbrocess and all that whatever. But I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>You love it, You love the little the booty, I

0:37:32.080 --> 0:37:34.480
<v Speaker 2>mean the water squirting up your booty. Yes, okay, I'm

0:37:34.480 --> 0:37:36.920
<v Speaker 2>here for that. Okay, do you have something I was

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<v Speaker 2>just gonna say, my new fenty lip gloss.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean.

0:37:45.040 --> 0:37:50.359
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so she has Grace for Christmas, gave me this

0:37:50.880 --> 0:37:52.600
<v Speaker 2>lip bomb care.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. But it you know, when it's on, it's like

0:37:55.000 --> 0:37:57.160
<v Speaker 1>really shiny, so it looks like lip glass. Huh. It

0:37:57.280 --> 0:38:00.600
<v Speaker 1>is so good really, yes, like for your like dry

0:38:00.719 --> 0:38:03.239
<v Speaker 1>to prevent dry lips and cracked lips. Yeah. So I

0:38:03.480 --> 0:38:05.120
<v Speaker 1>put it on before I go to bed. I put

0:38:05.160 --> 0:38:06.680
<v Speaker 1>it on when I wake up in the morning. I

0:38:06.719 --> 0:38:09.839
<v Speaker 1>put it on all the time. It is just like

0:38:10.000 --> 0:38:12.400
<v Speaker 1>so gooey and oohy, and it smells good and they

0:38:12.440 --> 0:38:16.480
<v Speaker 1>have different flavors. It's good. It's like lipcare. It's like

0:38:16.480 --> 0:38:19.480
<v Speaker 1>the fenty lipcare or something. Okay, yeah, all right, I

0:38:19.520 --> 0:38:21.520
<v Speaker 1>can't live without it. Good. Yeah.

0:38:21.560 --> 0:38:23.480
<v Speaker 2>So I traveled with it because sometimes because you know me,

0:38:23.800 --> 0:38:25.360
<v Speaker 2>I have like my travel stuff and then I have

0:38:25.400 --> 0:38:26.040
<v Speaker 2>my stuff from home.

0:38:26.080 --> 0:38:27.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I was like, no, this got to go in

0:38:27.680 --> 0:38:30.640
<v Speaker 1>the bag. Yeah, travel bank. So you have two? I

0:38:30.640 --> 0:38:35.480
<v Speaker 1>have three actually yeah okay.

0:38:34.080 --> 0:38:37.919
<v Speaker 2>So yes, and I use other stuff for like lip care.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, it doesn't compare to to what Rihannic got

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<v Speaker 2>going on.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good to know. Yeah, she's upgrading her stuff. She's

0:38:44.320 --> 0:38:48.000
<v Speaker 1>got more kids to pay for us. Anyway, we gotta go.

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<v Speaker 1>This has been an amazing episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Once again, don't ever forget to live your life, either

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<v Speaker 2>reasonable or Shade. Reasonably Shady is a production of the

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<v Speaker 2>Black Effect podcast Network.

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