Speaker 1: Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect
Speaker 1: Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shay. I am Jiselle Barryant.
Speaker 1: What's up? What's up? Everyone? This is Robin Dixon. Thank you,
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank Okay, this is episode what is this
Speaker 1: one one hundred and twenty? This is one episode one
Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty and twenty.
Speaker 2: So anybody who's listened to every single episode?
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, email do you exist? Yes? Do you exist
Speaker 1: every every episode? You can?
Speaker 2: You can honestly say you have listened to every episode, yes,
Speaker 2: email us.
Speaker 1: All right, So if you get a prize if you've
Speaker 1: listened no, no, no, no, you don't want to.
Speaker 3: What's twenty people, Robbie, we can give twenty prizes, okay, okay,
Speaker 3: anytime I don't want to give some free to the people.
Speaker 3: Robin is like, no, well, I mean look, I'm just
Speaker 3: trying to manage expectations here, all right. So if you've
Speaker 3: listened to everyone, yeah, tell us what you love about
Speaker 3: the podcast, like, what you want to see more of,
Speaker 3: what you don't like, what you want us you know,
Speaker 3: if there's something that we've done in the past that
Speaker 3: we haven't been doing like all of that. Just give
Speaker 3: us like all of the rundown of the deats of
Speaker 3: how you feel about the podcast.
Speaker 2: Yes, indeed, indeed, and then come to our show of
Speaker 2: February first. It's coming up February first, Rob and I
Speaker 2: will be in the City Winery in Philadelphia at seven
Speaker 2: thirty eight o'clock something like that. I don't know, in
Speaker 2: the evening. Yes, so it's going to be there. Some
Speaker 2: of Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: Eagles will be there.
Speaker 2: Jalen Hurt if you don't start to do the name
Speaker 2: of you, he will be there. And we've got some
Speaker 2: other surprise guests. Alan might come through.
Speaker 1: He doesn't live in Philly anymore, but Philly's always homes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is true. AI in the buildings away.
Speaker 2: We don't have some people, okay, So be sure to
Speaker 2: get your tickets.
Speaker 1: Go to Citywinery dot com to get your tickets. Yep.
Speaker 1: And we would see y'all search for reasonably shady. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well we'll see y'all in Philly, all right, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: love that. Okay. Do you have a reasonaly shady moment? Okay,
Speaker 1: I do, so it's not really a moment. I'm actually
Speaker 1: just being shady towards my neighbors. Oh, I love this.
Speaker 1: So this is getting good.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what the hell hair I know,
Speaker 2: it's not even not I love neighbor drama.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's not that deep. It's not drama. It's not
Speaker 1: it's not it's not that deep. Okay, So tamp simmer down,
Speaker 1: simmer down. It's like the middle of January, maybe like
Speaker 1: towards the end. And not only do they still have
Speaker 1: their Christmas decorations still up? Yeah, they still have pumpkins
Speaker 1: outside a whole new year. We're in a whole new year.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, are those pumpkins? They still have pumpkins
Speaker 1: from Halloween? Yes? Oh?
Speaker 2: Hell to the now I'm confused. I'm like, are they
Speaker 2: This is not even sanitary. They're not black by now, No,
Speaker 2: when they turned different color. One of them is like moldy.
Speaker 1: One of them has like rolled down the steps the porch,
Speaker 1: and now it's like in their walkway, like the sidewalk. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know, let me say, when I leave here today,
Speaker 1: so I'm when I drive by the house, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: start honk. I'm just gonna be take your decorations down.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if they're just like leaving it
Speaker 1: out for like the deer to eat. Like they're just like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're just gonna feed the deer or something, but like
Speaker 1: put them, put them in the backyard. We're talk about deer. Weird.
Speaker 1: How do you have Christmas decorations and pumpkins up at
Speaker 1: the same time. I mean, it's just wrong, it's idiotic.
Speaker 1: But I want to I do want y'all know. I'm
Speaker 1: in Robin's house right now, and you have your tree
Speaker 1: still up by the way, as I don't have my
Speaker 1: pumpkins up. Okay, So when is your tree coming down, Robin? Yesterday?
Speaker 1: It's coming down here yesterday, okay, because it is fake
Speaker 1: so it's easy, yes, yes, yeah, you know, I mean
Speaker 1: it's it's trust me. By the end of tonight, it
Speaker 1: would be all the way in storage, all the way storage. Okay.
Speaker 1: I like that. So the shady people are your neighbors
Speaker 1: or I'm being shady for talking about my neighbors. No,
Speaker 1: you no, we gotta talk about our nighbors. My name,
Speaker 1: but yeah, they're just they're just shady and backwards, like
Speaker 1: pumpkins on the in January.
Speaker 2: It's January, yes, okay, So my shady moment is I
Speaker 2: and I And every time I go out of the country,
Speaker 2: I always have this feeling like the food in the
Speaker 2: United States sucks. Yes, they put all kinds of park
Speaker 2: and preservatives, additives, all kinds of nonsense and.
Speaker 1: That we don't even know about. Yes.
Speaker 2: Then when you go to another country, you start your
Speaker 2: body just starts feeling better. You start eating that food
Speaker 2: and you're like, oh, I'm not creaking and I feel great. Yes,
Speaker 2: So the shady people is usda Okay, because since I've
Speaker 2: been back and like eating and doing what I'm normally
Speaker 2: doing when I'm here, I'm dizzy, I promise y'all.
Speaker 1: I'm dizzy, Okay, I'm woozy. When I go to bed
Speaker 1: at night.
Speaker 2: My head is spinning right, and I'm not drunk. So
Speaker 2: I'm confused. I think it's the food.
Speaker 1: It is the food. The food's so bad here. It
Speaker 1: is horrible, so bad you can't trust it. Now. You
Speaker 1: really have to almost just cook your everything yourself, like
Speaker 1: you know, go to the organic market, get all the
Speaker 1: organic stuff and cook it yourself. And it's so funny
Speaker 1: that you bring up, are you finished? I'm finished.
Speaker 2: But there's a guy that I want to tell you
Speaker 2: all about that. I've been following Who's Who's who is
Speaker 2: terrorizing the food industry because he's saying, don't buy this
Speaker 2: by this, but go ahead, yes, So I'm gonna look
Speaker 2: up who eat his name?
Speaker 1: This is another just shady moment in my house. So
Speaker 1: one has fallen into that trap where of seeing all
Speaker 1: these videos on Instagram that talks about how bad the
Speaker 1: food is. Right, this man is damn near starving himself.
Speaker 1: He won't eat anything. He will It's so frustrating. He'll
Speaker 1: be like, what are we eating for dinner? And I'll
Speaker 1: tell him to be like, nah, I'm not eating that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, Well, he won't eat fish, he won't
Speaker 1: eat beef, he won't eat chicken, he won't he won't like,
Speaker 1: he won't eat anything. I'm not mad at him, but
Speaker 1: it's like we're killed. It's so much information out here
Speaker 1: that it's becoming confusing. Everything is contradictory. So then he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna eat a bowl of cereal and I'm
Speaker 1: like okay. So I say to him, there's preservatives and
Speaker 1: there's additives, and there's sugar and it's processed and blah
Speaker 1: blah blah all of that, Like, what do you mean
Speaker 1: You're just gonna eat cereal? Right? And he's like, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna get a smoothie okay, full of sugar, and
Speaker 1: then and our sugar is not the same, right, right,
Speaker 1: And so I'm like, well, if you're going to do that,
Speaker 1: you if you're really going to do this, and you've
Speaker 1: got to eat you know, vegetables. And we were vegan
Speaker 1: at one time. Yeah, I remember that, Robin. It was
Speaker 1: like six months. I was you can't say we were
Speaker 1: vegan at a time and it's six months. And I
Speaker 1: was with you during the six months. And I promise
Speaker 1: you you was eating meat. No, you were sneaking, no meat, sneaking.
Speaker 1: I was that no, no, no, no, no no. I
Speaker 1: started off very disciplined, did you, And then I started
Speaker 1: eating fish and then it just and then I was
Speaker 1: like I need a taco and then just like but
Speaker 1: we were vegan, we were doing like way y'all. She
Speaker 1: blamed it on filming. She's like, I can't be vegan
Speaker 1: while we're filming. Why not, It's the producer's fault. That
Speaker 1: was absurd. Let me tell you that ship. It was
Speaker 1: highly absurd. But anyway, I digress. That's that ship was hard. Okay,
Speaker 1: I stopped. I had my kids being vegan as well,
Speaker 1: so I was sending them to school with like spinach
Speaker 1: salads with strawberries like all this stuff. And then they
Speaker 1: started losing weight, and they were already little, and Corey
Speaker 1: was playing football, and I was like, oh no, no,
Speaker 1: so I had to take them off first, okay, and
Speaker 1: then gradually it's just wasn't sustainable for me anyway. So
Speaker 1: now I'm like, okay, well, well if you're if you're
Speaker 1: if you're not gonna eat any meat protein, like none
Speaker 1: of this stuff or whatever, no dairy, no meat, then
Speaker 1: you might as well go vegan. But you've got to
Speaker 1: eat stuff with protein, like beans and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: But he doesn't like beans. He doesn't like the stuff
Speaker 1: that you should eat together. I don't know. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: next time you see him, he's gonna be eighty five packs. Yes,
Speaker 1: he's gonna be shriveled up. Or he's just gonna go
Speaker 1: the complete opposite way and then just start eating nonsense. Again.
Speaker 1: It's just okay. There's a dude, maybe Carlly combine it.
Speaker 2: He has very long hair, yeah, right, and he's got
Speaker 2: a sight and he goes through like Whole Foods and
Speaker 2: all these stores and he's like, don't eat this, don't
Speaker 2: eat that, don't eat this, and he goes through the
Speaker 2: ingredients and he tells you like what to what to get.
Speaker 2: And when I tell the car's gonna find that out
Speaker 2: because I do want to give you. I do want
Speaker 2: to shout him out, because I've been like following his
Speaker 2: page and I'm gonna start getting more and more.
Speaker 1: And I was telling the kids, I was like, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Start getting more like strict food, not strict food, but clean,
Speaker 2: clean food.
Speaker 1: Yes, because it does matter, right, it does matter, and
Speaker 1: I think it contributes contributes a lot to like our health, cancer,
Speaker 1: all of that type of stuff. But it's so confusing
Speaker 1: and it's so contradictory. You might see a post like
Speaker 1: that from that guy, and then you go to the
Speaker 1: comments and they're like, oh, that's not true and what
Speaker 1: about this and what about that? And you have people
Speaker 1: offering all of their different opinions, and it just becomes
Speaker 1: so confused. He's in the store and he's showing you
Speaker 1: the label. I've seen him before. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's the same guy I've seen a guy. Does he
Speaker 1: have long black hair? I don't know, And you're like,
Speaker 1: why is your hair that long? I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: maybe I would remember that. Okay. I've seen a guy
Speaker 1: doing it with water bottles. Okay, you know he's like,
Speaker 1: don't drink this, but drink this, and it's just so
Speaker 1: it just becomes so confusing. I'm not confused. I know
Speaker 1: we The food here is terrible. I agree with that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I bought some and I bought some pasta
Speaker 2: over there. I'm just gonna eat pasta from another country anyway.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I have an update on on our favorite subject.
Speaker 1: What's our favorite subject, Robin penis length. Okay, what's our
Speaker 1: second favorite subject? Deers? Okay? Okay, so.
Speaker 2: So you everyone knows Robin Robin and want hit a
Speaker 2: deer tore up their car.
Speaker 1: I hit a deer tore up my car. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: got my car back. Recently, the deer eat our plants.
Speaker 1: Deer eats our eat our plants. The deer out of
Speaker 1: can tu yes, And I did.
Speaker 2: A public service announcement and I said, y'all got to
Speaker 2: do something about these goddamn deer.
Speaker 1: Okay, they were listening to me. Oh what happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they said doe too reasonably shady. Starting tonight, the MPs,
Speaker 2: who is MPs, the National Park Service will be reducing
Speaker 2: the deer population.
Speaker 1: Okay. First of all, let me before I even say this,
Speaker 1: I'm reading the news. Do not come for me, you
Speaker 1: animal people, and tell me that I'm an asshole. Okay,
Speaker 1: don't do that. Okay. So I'm going to continue to
Speaker 1: read the news, all right, the Nation News. Where which
Speaker 1: news outlet? This is the Washington Post. Okay, all right, good,
Speaker 1: there we go. So the National Park Service when they
Speaker 1: said due to reasonably shady, but.
Speaker 2: They said yes, because of reasonably shady and what providence
Speaker 2: I have gone through, the National Park Service will be
Speaker 2: reducing the deer population at some of the national parks
Speaker 2: in Washington, d C.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, and Maryland within the first four months of
Speaker 1: this year.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So between anyway second April fifteen, they're going on.
Speaker 2: The laws were taking up where there are dagging them down. Okay.
Speaker 2: So safety measures will be in place. This is the
Speaker 2: funny part, and it says not funny, kind of funny
Speaker 2: to me. Safety measures will be in place to protect
Speaker 2: park visitors as well as neighbors during the operations.
Speaker 1: They don't get shot up.
Speaker 2: Under the direction of the NPS, the National Park Service,
Speaker 2: highly trained firearm experts who are experienced in conducting wildlife
Speaker 2: reduction operations will.
Speaker 1: Be at work at night. Oh wow, so if you
Speaker 1: jog at nights stay to help, they would have a
Speaker 1: seal day. You know. Those whoever those people are that
Speaker 1: are taking those deer out, they are so excited.
Speaker 2: They said that in the past twenty years there has
Speaker 2: been an over abundant population of white tailed deer dull. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and they've damaged the forest regeneration areas and they've damaged
Speaker 2: Giselle and Robinson cos.
Speaker 1: It's about so it's about the forest for them there. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I thought it's a hazard to people's lives because they
Speaker 1: can hit your car and you can get an accident.
Speaker 2: Right, not only one, they're they're eating my shrubs. And
Speaker 2: I paid good money for them. And the Mercedes dealership,
Speaker 2: by the way, I never gave them a shoutout. Shout
Speaker 2: out to Chris who works in the service department in
Speaker 2: the Bethesda Mercedes dealership who is like my guy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he just took care of me. Is your car done?
Speaker 2: My car is done. Oh nice, Yeah, he took care
Speaker 2: of me. They the way that they the service that
Speaker 2: they give you is amazing good.
Speaker 1: So thanks guys, that's awesome. Yeah, so I got my
Speaker 1: car back and the deer are being hand doled, dumb right,
Speaker 1: one firearm at a time. Moving on.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we have random emails that we'd like to
Speaker 2: share with you guys, because we always ask you to write.
Speaker 1: So here we go.
Speaker 2: Oh, before I say this, I do want to say
Speaker 2: those who have Apple, they are Apple subscribers. Oh yes,
Speaker 2: it is not an automatic subscribe.
Speaker 1: Okay, right, I'll take it from this. Thank you. Okay, So,
Speaker 1: because y'all know I don't know, Yes, if you have
Speaker 1: updated your iPhone, yes, it is likely that your podcast
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Speaker 1: whatever podcast you subscribe to every month, right every time? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so anytime reasonably Shady a new reason Me Shady is released,
Speaker 1: it's not automatically going into your your podcast feeds, so
Speaker 1: you have to go to reasonably Shady and resubscribe again
Speaker 1: if you've done the update. Just but for anyone, if
Speaker 1: you have an iPhone, just check, just check and see
Speaker 1: that you're you know that you're still subscribed to reasonably Shady. Yes,
Speaker 1: if you're not, please do so. Please also feel free
Speaker 1: to rate and rank and review us. That helps. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: give us five stars. If you're not going to give
Speaker 1: us five, don't even rate. Yeah yeah, thanks, thanks. You
Speaker 1: know what I think I said? I've said before people
Speaker 1: who give like four stars and they're like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: so great, it's amazing, And I'm like, why didn't you
Speaker 1: give a five star? Have you seen that before? Now?
Speaker 1: I haven't. I've read, not particularly to us, but like
Speaker 1: when you read like product reviews or restaurant reviews, it's
Speaker 1: like there they give you four stars and they have
Speaker 1: zero complaints. They say, oh it was great, or the
Speaker 1: service is great, the food was great, the product was great,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, why couldn't you get five? Like are
Speaker 1: you just like an like you're just a stingy person,
Speaker 1: like you just can't hand out perfection that you're just
Speaker 1: an asshole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So, speaking of rating, I would love to know
Speaker 2: what your rating is for the new Nicki Mina's drop.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, let's we're like a little late for that, right.
Speaker 1: That was a few weeks ago. I like it, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: rating you want to rating? I like it. I felt
Speaker 1: like there was only like a one or two like Bangers,
Speaker 1: uh huh, but I still liked it. So I rate
Speaker 1: it in eight.
Speaker 2: Because you are a music hater. We've established that with fiance.
Speaker 2: Don't get offended.
Speaker 1: True, Nope? Okay, So you're hating on Nikki too, an
Speaker 1: eight and eight eight point five. I'm giving it a
Speaker 1: ten and eight. It's really good. Come on now, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm moving on.
Speaker 2: The Queen Pink Nikki is getting a ten from Giselle
Speaker 2: and ate from eight is good a b.
Speaker 1: Moving on.
Speaker 2: So this Sharuna Brown Chirrunna Brown, krok. I think I'm
Speaker 2: saying it right. Oh, it's pronounced Kreana. Kreana Brown wanted
Speaker 2: to share her story about a guy I slept with
Speaker 2: for the first time and then never again. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: who didn't read this chat? No, I don't think so. So,
Speaker 2: she said last year, she attended a party with her cousin,
Speaker 2: her cousin and her sister and they got to know
Speaker 2: the guy. At the party, drinks were flowing and she
Speaker 2: felt chemistry and after being celibate for a while, she
Speaker 2: decided to get some Okay, okay, So they hooked up
Speaker 2: later that night and things were going great until he
Speaker 2: tried to spit in my mouth.
Speaker 1: Oh what, she said. She turned her hand and spit
Speaker 1: got on her cheek. This is a custake, she said.
Speaker 1: I was so grossed out. I kicked him out into
Speaker 1: the cold. Not the cold, apparently after taking after talking
Speaker 1: to some friends, there are women who like men to
Speaker 1: spit in the no or on their kuchi because they
Speaker 1: find it kinky. No't read this some straight faces anyway,
Speaker 1: So she said she views it as a sign of disrespect.
Speaker 1: God damn it.
Speaker 2: And either way, I'm not into it, and I was
Speaker 2: not about to have be a repeat customer for that
Speaker 2: guy and his sexual services.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: I think this was a very reasonable decision. Absolutely, it
Speaker 2: was a very reasonable decision. Okay, let me just say this.
Speaker 1: Spitting in their mouth is is a no no, especially
Speaker 1: on the first time you hook it up with this
Speaker 1: person you barely know them. Okay, but what she's sitting
Speaker 1: is okay. I mean, if you're down there and you
Speaker 1: get to spitting, go right ahead. But but it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: you're spitting for a reason, I guess you know. But yes, Cuchie,
Speaker 1: spitting is fine. Do not spit in my mouth or
Speaker 1: my face or my neck, like I don't want to
Speaker 1: spit anywhere? Who does that? No? Who's okay? Yeah? So
Speaker 1: so just just save all the spit for the kuci.
Speaker 1: That's that's like some R Kelly ship. No, no, we
Speaker 1: didn't say peing. That's like progressing to some R Kelly ship.
Speaker 1: It's very true. Yes, it's not okay, No, it's not okay.
Speaker 1: I mean he should have been more like, baby, I
Speaker 1: spitting your mouth, you know what I'm saying? And she said,
Speaker 1: I don't, just right, didn't know, and then they can continue.
Speaker 1: But you know, I cann't imagine that happening. Can you imagine?
Speaker 1: I can't. We just started this podcast.
Speaker 2: And by the way, Robin took a shot, not alcohol
Speaker 2: of a I don't know kind of shit.
Speaker 1: It was a brain shot. It's a mind energy shot.
Speaker 1: It's a focus, memory and drive. Yeah, focus, and it
Speaker 1: kicked in by Kali kicked it. I'm a wait for
Speaker 1: I'm a waiting for Robin's brain to start working. Guess
Speaker 1: what it's working now? Damn it?
Speaker 2: Okay, So this person has a question, and this is
Speaker 2: you know, we're gonna segue.
Speaker 1: We're gonna change gears here, Hello, g and R. Has
Speaker 1: anybody ever called us gn R? This is a little weird.
Speaker 1: It's weird. I mean it's not like hard to believe. Well,
Speaker 1: normally people say like the GBS. Yeah, but maybe they
Speaker 1: were just lazy they didn't want to type our names out. Okay.
Speaker 1: Her name is Mayesha.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I'm surely considering relocating to Maryland. It was
Speaker 2: wondering what area is good to live. I'm black and
Speaker 2: I don't want to I'm black, but don't want that energy.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I read that. You've already I'm like,
Speaker 1: why are you reading that?
Speaker 2: I prefer suburban living family neighborhoods that is quiet but
Speaker 2: close to gas, grocery, Target, and Starbucks. Yes, by the way,
Speaker 2: I love you guys.
Speaker 1: Okay, So she she wants to be in a diverse area,
Speaker 1: not too urban, not too you know, unurban.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or said she wants us to be quiet, but
Speaker 2: she doesn't want to live around black people.
Speaker 1: She's trying to say something. But look, I'm not getting
Speaker 1: into the judgment. I will say m M. The County
Speaker 1: that I live in, I think is perfect for what
Speaker 1: you described, which is Howard County. Howard County, Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: Like Howard County is very diverse. Yeah, you have all
Speaker 1: of the places that you need, all the shopping groceries.
Speaker 1: Traffic is not insane, no to get around anywhere? And
Speaker 1: do you have a Starbucks? Oh? And I mean I
Speaker 1: posted this recently. Columbia, Maryland, which is in Howard County,
Speaker 1: was ranked somehow the safest city in America. Do you
Speaker 1: have a Starbucks? Of course, we have a Starbucks?
Speaker 2: And I read that, Yeah, well come and I was like,
Speaker 2: have they been to the mall? Have they been to
Speaker 2: Columbia Mall?
Speaker 1: It's no shape? Shape? What's wrong with Columbia Mall?
Speaker 2: I know several people that have gotten robbed in that mall,
Speaker 2: but I don't want to say that publicly because I
Speaker 2: don't want to throw shape to Columbia Mall. But whatever,
Speaker 2: let's move on. Do y'all have a Target of course? Okay,
Speaker 2: y'all do have a Target?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, well we're good then of course, Target, Whole Foods, Wegmans,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, don't you have aman? Yes, everything, J's and Costco,
Speaker 1: Let's talk about that, because you know, did we talk
Speaker 1: about the fact Jason used to work in the Okay,
Speaker 1: this was his high school Okay, no shade to Jason,
Speaker 1: you know, getting his little highchool coins. So he used
Speaker 1: to work in Wegmans and apparently he was doing a
Speaker 1: great job because they want him to be the manager,
Speaker 1: to which he was like, hell no, but he swears
Speaker 1: by Wegmans. He loves that. Yes, he's like, oh my god, Wegmans.
Speaker 1: He used to talk about Wegmans and I'm like, we
Speaker 1: don't have a Wegmans near me. Oh you don't, but
Speaker 1: we kind of do. Now, Okay, it's in DC. You
Speaker 1: might as well go to the one in Columbia. I
Speaker 1: like the one in DC. Okay, yeah, it's I mean
Speaker 1: it's upper DC. It's close to me. Anyway, Wegmans is
Speaker 1: the bomb, the bomb. Okay. So if you want some
Speaker 1: like prepare food, yes, go through Wegmans. And it's not
Speaker 1: bad prepared foods. Have you had the chocolate chip cookies yet?
Speaker 1: Do we have this conversation? Have I shared? Probably? Have
Speaker 1: I shared someone? Are they frozen? No? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: They're they're fresh. They come in like a little plastic tub. No,
Speaker 1: they are the best cookies ever? No, I don't have
Speaker 1: any carlies, Like, do you have any Have you had
Speaker 1: the chocolate cake? No? Have you had the crab legs?
Speaker 1: I don't really like King krab legs. Okay, you know
Speaker 1: I'm a Baltimore girl. I need like the real crab.
Speaker 2: Listen, I don't want to a little fake old crab weg
Speaker 2: mins we over here trying to get a gift card.
Speaker 1: Feel I'm gonna give you some cookies or the next
Speaker 1: time you go, look for the chocolate chip cookies in
Speaker 1: the plastic. But they have so many different kinds. I
Speaker 1: know I have to show you a picture. I'll see
Speaker 1: a picture. It's so amazing. They're so good. Okay, yeah, emails, Yes,
Speaker 1: back to the emails. Okay, So I thought you had
Speaker 1: something else to say. I don't know you you, I
Speaker 1: mean you're You're answered the I answered the question, but
Speaker 1: your juice is kicking in your brain? Is finally fine
Speaker 1: question I told Masha. I told my Asha to move
Speaker 1: to Howard County, Okay, in Maryland. So I still love it.
Speaker 1: I'm reading this because which is also where I'm putting
Speaker 1: my new business next. Oh yeah, glow thirty ye when
Speaker 1: will it be ready? I am in the process. The
Speaker 1: architect is drawing still drawing up plans. Okay, so once
Speaker 1: that's done, we used to go through permitting and the
Speaker 1: build out and all that. So I anticipate from now
Speaker 1: to be like a six month process. Okay, so maybe
Speaker 1: sometime in June. In June, I'm just trying to figure
Speaker 1: out when I get my free stump in June. Look,
Speaker 1: they asked me, They're like, do you want the laser machine,
Speaker 1: like we have it ready, and I'm like, so I
Speaker 1: can like layers on my skin. Yes, yes, So well
Speaker 1: I thought that's not standard to all glow thirties. No
Speaker 1: it is, no, no, no, they said they're ready now,
Speaker 1: so they can send me one that I can just
Speaker 1: like keep in the house until Oh yes, yes, and
Speaker 1: I can like not that I would be administering it
Speaker 1: to the people. Yeah, but I could administer it to myself.
Speaker 1: I know that's right, Ramis. But I'll be out here
Speaker 1: looking very glow hopefully glow thirty. Okay, so glower glower
Speaker 1: gray skits from whatever is it comes to my phone
Speaker 1: a text message all the time, like asking her to
Speaker 1: like subscribe, resubscribe or whatever. Oh, from glow thirty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: has she been there before? She has? Oh, okay, but
Speaker 1: it comes to my phone. It's very weird. I guess
Speaker 1: you put your number down.
Speaker 2: Okay, moving on. Okay, So this is from Sonya. It
Speaker 2: says Hijzelen the Robin. My name is Sonya and I'm
Speaker 2: from Lynn, Massachusetts.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've never heard of that. F l I n
Speaker 1: l y n N Okay, thirty minutes outside of Boston.
Speaker 1: It's cold here.
Speaker 2: My best friend and I are both fans of Reasonably Shady,
Speaker 2: and I love the Green Eye Bandits yay, by the way.
Speaker 2: So I was in when I was in Saint Bart's,
Speaker 2: I was very much minding my business and acting like
Speaker 2: I've never been on a reality show all my life
Speaker 2: and no one knows who I am. So I'm sitting
Speaker 2: there and this boy jumped through a bush to.
Speaker 1: Get to me and literally literally came through actually not bushes,
Speaker 1: they were very beautiful trees. He busts through the trees.
Speaker 1: He came through into the private little villa that I
Speaker 1: was in. Right, I was gonna say, weren't you in
Speaker 1: a villa? Well not.
Speaker 2: We were out and about and we okay, we were
Speaker 2: doing big things. The owner of this restaurant was like,
Speaker 2: y'all want to hang out some more. Let me take
Speaker 2: y'all to my Personal Villain.
Speaker 1: Oh okay. So I was like, and gay, I'm important.
Speaker 2: So we were sitting in the little Personal Villain and
Speaker 2: this dude jumped through the trees and he was in
Speaker 2: our villa, had no business in there. So he I'm
Speaker 2: saying on this to say, he was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I love the show. And I was like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: and he said somethingbout reasonably Shady, and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, yes, let's talk. Yes, you come to me. You
Speaker 1: tell me you like reasonably Shady, Yes exactly, you one
Speaker 1: of us. Yeah, well you like show. Okay, cool, But
Speaker 1: but if you know, if you if that's how we
Speaker 1: really know you like us. Yes, you tell us something
Speaker 1: about reasonably shady. Yes, yes, yes, So we we chit chatted.
Speaker 1: We love reasonably Shady with him, but anyway, we do
Speaker 1: love Potomac too, no shade to Potomac. All right.
Speaker 2: So Sonya says that we began our weekly catch up
Speaker 2: on the phone, her and her girlfriend, discussing the latest
Speaker 2: events on the podcast and recapping what happened with Tomy.
Speaker 1: Love You both. We are even planning our on attending
Speaker 1: our next reasonably shady live event, live event. Hopefully you'll
Speaker 1: have one in Boston. If not, girls trip Yes, so
Speaker 1: Sonya get your girls trip on and come meet us
Speaker 1: in Philly. All this to say, please make more Hoodies.
Speaker 1: Robin Dixon's coming.
Speaker 2: It's about damn time, she says, insert Lizzo's songs.
Speaker 1: Please. They've been sold out for what seems like faux avva. Okay,
Speaker 1: fae faux eva. It's coming and we need to get ours.
Speaker 1: It's called out here in New England. Yes, it's coming.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to build an anticipation. What that's all,
Speaker 1: Roight Dixon. We're leaving money on the.
Speaker 2: Table, Okay, just build anticipation so like we can expect
Speaker 2: the Hoodies win in March in two weeks, in two weeks,
Speaker 2: because we are, we gonna have puddies.
Speaker 1: In our live show. Sure what, Robin? I hate when
Speaker 1: you say sure. When you say sure, it is the worst,
Speaker 1: like find out you will see. Okay, do you ever
Speaker 1: say sure is not gonna work in your marriage? I
Speaker 1: just want you to know that, not that we're married,
Speaker 1: but I'm sure. Wan hates when you say sure, well
Speaker 1: he does it too. He does well, he'll say, I'll
Speaker 1: ask him like, oh do you want to go do this?
Speaker 1: And we'll see. Okay, so so yeah, that's like Robin,
Speaker 1: we have to be selling March at our event. Got it,
Speaker 1: you got it, got it? I got it? Coming? Are
Speaker 1: you on top of that? That's gonna be my question.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so yeah, I got it, I got it.
Speaker 1: You got it, I got it. Because you don't have
Speaker 1: much time to get it together. All I got it.
Speaker 1: All right, I'll let you go. Okay, I got it.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm sorry. I just took a little break
Speaker 1: from life, that's all. Are you back? No? Okay, how
Speaker 1: many if you come on back?
Speaker 2: Because this January, because everybody is we all expect everybody
Speaker 2: to take.
Speaker 1: A break December fifteenth, right, break on. Well, I'm letting
Speaker 1: everyone everyone else fall into line in January and then
Speaker 1: I'll come back February. What yep?
Speaker 2: Okay, no, but Rober, we need wursed before February. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you gone to read going to read?
Speaker 1: Okay. This is this is a praise email for Giselle. Yay,
Speaker 1: this is from Garan. I guess it's garn g e
Speaker 1: R O N all right, Garan says, hey, ladies, I
Speaker 1: recently got caught up with season eight of Potomac, and
Speaker 1: can I just say I love your friendship, Robin. I've
Speaker 1: never seen you so vulnerablefore this is he's talking about
Speaker 1: the show. And I was so hurt to see you
Speaker 1: that upset in that vehicle. I hated it. It gutted me.
Speaker 1: But when Giselle caught when do you cry? And she
Speaker 1: was activate, I was activating. I was ready. I said,
Speaker 1: this is ridiculous, yes, he said, And honestly I wish
Speaker 1: I had a friend like that in my corner. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I love to see it, and I love high you
Speaker 1: support one another, keep it up and best wishes to
Speaker 1: you both. Oh and by the way, I'm a love
Speaker 1: Robin all the way. Oh. So he didn't say he
Speaker 1: was a jizzy or a G squad. You can be
Speaker 1: a G squad too, now, Garrett.
Speaker 2: Okay, right, yes, I was completely activated. I said, what
Speaker 2: just happened to right now? Okay, we have work for Mohammad.
Speaker 1: Yes, so Mohammed, if you all remember, we love Mohammad.
Speaker 1: He's one of our reasonably shadsters. Yes, this was like
Speaker 1: in in the summertime. So he has an update from
Speaker 1: a dilemma. He had a reasonable or shady or it
Speaker 1: was an advice question that you have for us, and
Speaker 1: it was one of his best friends was getting married
Speaker 1: but she didn't include him in some things and he
Speaker 1: was feeling really left out and in his feelings and
Speaker 1: asked us what he should do and what do we say?
Speaker 1: I think we told him not to go, right because
Speaker 1: the wedding was in Puta Khana and it was a
Speaker 1: lot of money, and we said, you don't need to
Speaker 1: go because you aren't really invited in the first place, right,
Speaker 1: So we told not to go. So he has a
Speaker 1: follow up as Hi Jazelle and Robin. It's your favorite
Speaker 1: person from Toronto, Mohammed. I wanted to give you an
Speaker 1: update on the Puncha Kanta situation and ask for more advice.
Speaker 1: So when I heard your advice, was my birthday week
Speaker 1: and I had a party and my best friend attended
Speaker 1: and I got blackout drunk and ended up spilling everything
Speaker 1: that I was keeping in about the bachelrette party and
Speaker 1: not being part of her bridal party. What you all
Speaker 1: don't know is that she asked me to help set
Speaker 1: up her bridal shower and even bring stuff, which I did.
Speaker 1: I even told her that Giselle and Robin said that
Speaker 1: you are not my friend and I shouldn't be going
Speaker 1: to her wedding. Okay, Mommy, you need to keep e
Speaker 1: guys between us. She can't be telling everybody she hates us.
Speaker 1: I don't remember any of this, but long story short,
Speaker 1: after a lot of talks with our mutual friends and
Speaker 1: my therapists, they suggested I should go, but view it
Speaker 1: as a vacation and not as her wedding, so I
Speaker 1: ended up going. We barely spoke, and she reminded me
Speaker 1: many times through her actions that I was just a
Speaker 1: guest at her wedding and nothing more. I was hurt
Speaker 1: throughout the trip, but I made sure that I had
Speaker 1: a good time. On the last day of the trip,
Speaker 1: it got back to me that she's mad at me
Speaker 1: for some comments I didn't make about her wedding not
Speaker 1: being classy. Even though a bunch of our mutual friends
Speaker 1: assured her they never heard me say that. She still
Speaker 1: believes that I haven't spoken to her since this last
Speaker 1: conversation and don't have any intention to. And usually I
Speaker 1: am the one putting in the effort of texting first
Speaker 1: and checking in because I haven't done that. We have
Speaker 1: not spoken in over six weeks. Do you think I
Speaker 1: should reach out or leave it for her to make
Speaker 1: the first move? Love Mohammed, and Mohammad says, I love
Speaker 1: you all so much. I'm driving all the way to
Speaker 1: Philly to see you. Yeah. First, yay, Okay, so we
Speaker 1: got Mahama's gonna be in the house. Okay. First of all, Mamma,
Speaker 1: is you lying? Mohammed is lying? Was it lying? You said? Disgirl,
Speaker 1: this wedding is not classy? Okay you said it. Maybe
Speaker 1: you were drunk because he said he didn't remember saying
Speaker 1: all the other stuff. But right, so no question, Maha.
Speaker 2: And it's okay Mohammad that that it's okay to give
Speaker 2: your commentary on the non classy wedding.
Speaker 1: Okay. See, I'm I'm on the flip side. I feel like,
Speaker 1: first of all, I hate being accused of something I
Speaker 1: didn't do. Okay, Okay, So if Mohammad did not make
Speaker 1: these comments and people are saying that that would like
Speaker 1: burn me up and I and this has happened to
Speaker 1: me many times where people accuse me of doing things
Speaker 1: that I haven't done, especially things that like I wouldn't do.
Speaker 1: So that's number one. And then number two if his
Speaker 1: friend after he tells his friend, no, I didn't say that,
Speaker 1: that that I don't know where that came from. If
Speaker 1: she's still choosing to believe that he said that, Like
Speaker 1: for me, that's just a killer, Like, oh, okay, so
Speaker 1: I told you, I told you I didn't say it,
Speaker 1: but you still believed I said it. So why am
Speaker 1: I still friends with you? Why would you want to
Speaker 1: be friends with me? Why would you want to continue
Speaker 1: this friendship? So that's that's my perspective, Like this actually
Speaker 1: kind of triggered something in me right now, okay about
Speaker 1: eight right, Okay, I don't like being accused of something
Speaker 1: I didn't do. And when I tell you I didn't
Speaker 1: do it and you choose to still be believe it, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. There's nothing else I can do. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to sit here and try to prove it. I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to state my case. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: try to, you know, kiss her ass and be like
Speaker 1: hold blah blah blah. No, we ain't doing that. We're
Speaker 1: not doing that. So mohamet, the ball is my is
Speaker 1: I'm concerned. The ball is in her court if she
Speaker 1: wants to circle back to you and realize the friend
Speaker 1: that she lost, the friend that she offended, and that's
Speaker 1: on her. But as far as I'm concerned with you, Muhammed,
Speaker 1: I think you should just act like you ain't never
Speaker 1: met her before.
Speaker 2: Well, he should have listened to us in the first place.
Speaker 2: We told him not nothing to go, and then he's yeah,
Speaker 2: he told her just all a rod and said that
Speaker 2: he should not go, and he went and packed his
Speaker 2: bags anyway. Yeah, so we have to tell him on
Speaker 2: February first, you should listen to us in the first place. True,
Speaker 2: And we know you trashed her wedding, as you should be,
Speaker 2: cause if I went and you're not speaking to me,
Speaker 2: I trashed that wedding. That wedding socked.
Speaker 1: He trish it in his brain, which is fine.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait before you read that. I know there's something
Speaker 2: that you can't live without. Oh, it's changed your life.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, it's not an iPhone seventeen. Okay, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: So I asked you earlier because it's something reminded me
Speaker 1: a little bit earlier in my house. Is there something
Speaker 1: that is new to you, but you like can't figure
Speaker 1: out how you went this long without it? Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: do you want me to tell you? Do you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I want to tell You're going to tell me. Okay,
Speaker 1: you go first. Okay a bedet? Do you have a bedet?
Speaker 1: I've always had a bedet? You have a bedet? I
Speaker 1: never use it? What you never use it? I never
Speaker 1: use it? Why? I don't know, because it's like an
Speaker 1: extra step. No, it's the Oh my god, no it's
Speaker 1: not it. It's like it's it's an extra step. But
Speaker 1: it's a great extra step, right what Wait, So it's
Speaker 1: attached to your toilet that you use. Okay, okay, so
Speaker 1: wait wait wait in this house, I don't have it.
Speaker 1: Oh but I the house like I had in Baltimore. Yeah, forever, Yes,
Speaker 1: I had it actually put in Okay, so we're used. Okay.
Speaker 1: So do you have the kind that's like separate from
Speaker 1: your toilet? Yes? Okay, so so no, So now they
Speaker 1: make the days that you can just attach to your toilet.
Speaker 1: It's just like a little contraption. You can get it
Speaker 1: from Amazon. It's not that much money. It's a little
Speaker 1: and you and you can connect it to your toilet
Speaker 1: that you're already sitting on and you turn that thing
Speaker 1: on and you get nice and clean. Okay, just shoot
Speaker 1: water up your booty. Yes, okay, yes, okay, but it's amazing.
Speaker 1: And now I'm like, I don't want to like travel
Speaker 1: uh huh.
Speaker 2: And this is another reason not leaving the house. This
Speaker 2: is just a reason why she's not leaving the house.
Speaker 1: Guys. The butdet world has given Robin another reason. Not
Speaker 1: just what they make travel bedets. Oh shit, I'm done.
Speaker 1: I'm done. But I'll telling you that thing is amazing.
Speaker 1: So get the like, get the the attachment. Now, I'm
Speaker 1: telling everybody, get the yes. And this is not it's
Speaker 1: the company we got. You're not getting paid for this, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not, because so much that we talk about we
Speaker 1: don't get paid for. The brand is called you can
Speaker 1: do an Amazon or you can just go directly to the website.
Speaker 1: It's called Tushy t u s h Y and they
Speaker 1: make a bidet attachment is the best thing ever. I
Speaker 1: don't want to get into detail and gross people out
Speaker 1: or whatever, you know, just talk about you know, the
Speaker 1: clean numbrocess and all that whatever. But I love it.
Speaker 2: You love it, You love the little the booty, I
Speaker 2: mean the water squirting up your booty. Yes, okay, I'm
Speaker 2: here for that. Okay, do you have something I was
Speaker 2: just gonna say, my new fenty lip gloss.
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 2: Okay, so she has Grace for Christmas, gave me this
Speaker 2: lip bomb care.
Speaker 1: Right. But it you know, when it's on, it's like
Speaker 1: really shiny, so it looks like lip glass. Huh. It
Speaker 1: is so good really, yes, like for your like dry
Speaker 1: to prevent dry lips and cracked lips. Yeah. So I
Speaker 1: put it on before I go to bed. I put
Speaker 1: it on when I wake up in the morning. I
Speaker 1: put it on all the time. It is just like
Speaker 1: so gooey and oohy, and it smells good and they
Speaker 1: have different flavors. It's good. It's like lipcare. It's like
Speaker 1: the fenty lipcare or something. Okay, yeah, all right, I
Speaker 1: can't live without it. Good. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I traveled with it because sometimes because you know me,
Speaker 2: I have like my travel stuff and then I have
Speaker 2: my stuff from home.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, no, this got to go in
Speaker 1: the bag. Yeah, travel bank. So you have two? I
Speaker 1: have three actually yeah okay.
Speaker 2: So yes, and I use other stuff for like lip care.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it doesn't compare to to what Rihannic got
Speaker 2: going on.
Speaker 1: That's good to know. Yeah, she's upgrading her stuff. She's
Speaker 1: got more kids to pay for us. Anyway, we gotta go.
Speaker 1: This has been an amazing episode.
Speaker 2: Once again, don't ever forget to live your life, either
Speaker 2: reasonable or Shade. Reasonably Shady is a production of the
Speaker 2: Black Effect podcast Network.
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