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Speaker 2: We did chest well. First, let me backtrack. We did

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Speaker 2: We're doing all kinds of chest. We did ten chest exercises.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people said, Mike rep you haven't talked

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Speaker 2: If I could plank for five minutes, you could plank

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Speaker 2: the naysayers. Got a YouTube channel just like everybody else.

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Speaker 2: At Michael Rappaport.

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Speaker 1: That's it. There's no tricks, no tricks in eighty six anyway.

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Speaker 1: I am Rappaport Stereo Podcast. We are we are in it.

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Speaker 1: We're in fantasy football season, We're in the NFL season.

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Speaker 2: The big, big, big, ginormous story is Aaron Rodgers. Aaron

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Speaker 2: I say respect to all the NFL players, and what

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Speaker 2: a shame the third or fourth play, Aaron Rodgers went

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Speaker 2: down with a torn achilles.

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Speaker 1: That sucks. That really sucks. And I'm not even a

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Speaker 1: Jets fan. But I'm not a Jets hater. I'm a

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Speaker 2: First there, I said it, football above everything else. It

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Speaker 2: I'm a New York Giants fan.

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Speaker 1: Going back to the the good old days.

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Speaker 2: And then then the really good old days when LT

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Speaker 2: came and Bill Parcells, Phil Simms, Mark Buffo. Any Way,

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Speaker 2: the Super Bowl champions, Buffalo Bills buried.

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Speaker 1: Them wide right, white right, white right. Anyway, This is

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Speaker 1: not about me. This is about Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if he's gonna be able to come back.

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Speaker 2: Kobe Bryant came back after a tour in Achilles, but

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Speaker 2: Kobe Bryant wasn't.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I have no Aaron Rodgers. I think

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Speaker 1: he's thirty nine. It doesn't matter. If he decides to

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Speaker 1: come back, he'll come back, will he be the same,

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm wishing him nothing but the best doctor Latroge Neil

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Speaker 2: Latroshe who did Kobe's achilles, who just did Aaron Rodgers achilles,

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Speaker 2: and he also did my I tore my uh meniscus.

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Speaker 2: I had my meniscus fixed by the Van Gong, the

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Speaker 2: Henry Matisse of sports surgeries, the same guy who beautifully

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Speaker 2: we should give Colin Kaepernick a chance. Colin Kaepernick should

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Speaker 2: But why would anyone bring up Colin Kaepernick as the

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Speaker 1: The man has not played football and seven.

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Speaker 2: Years, not arena football, not flag football, not two hand

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Speaker 2: Madden Techmobil nothing. We're not doing any experiments. We're not

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Speaker 2: You want to play football, Colin Kaepernick. You guys want

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Speaker 2: And You're like, oh, Mike, well, you fucking whiny, complaining bitch.

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Speaker 2: Little do they know I'm the most disruptive, frustrated, farting,

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Speaker 2: if you're in first class. No one flying is excited

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Speaker 2: to be on the plane. No one flying is excited

434
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 2: to deal with the traffic, the check in the TSA,

435
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,400
Speaker 2: they're going through the bags, they're taking the they took

436
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 2: my my toothpaste, no one. No one is happy. So

437
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 2: I know the flight attendants. They're not happy. They're miserable.

438
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 2: They're dealing with assholes like myself. I put my myself

439
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 2: in the in the list of assholes that flight attendants

440
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 2: have to deal with, I put myself in the top

441
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 2: of the list. I'm one of the biggest assholes you

442
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 2: could possibly find on a plane. Vise file put that

443
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 2: fucking I put that fucking happy face on, but I

444
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 2: think it is it is subhuman to pay money to

445
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Speaker 2: sit in a middle seat on a plane when you're

446
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 2: going four plus hours. To pay money to sit in

447
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Speaker 2: a middle seat, I don't care if it's Star Airline,

448
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 2: Spirit Airlines, Rocket Airlines, United Airlines, American Airlines, Eastern Airlines,

449
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 2: Jet Blue, whatever the fun.

450
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Speaker 1: And you guys are not giving out water within the

451
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Speaker 1: first half.

452
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Speaker 2: Hour I'm on this plane. Thank god I brought myself

453
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Speaker 2: a big water. If I hadn't brought myself a big water,

454
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 2: I would have really went I would have been one

455
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 2: of those people you found because I was tempted to

456
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 2: go nuts. And the only thing that kept me from

457
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 2: going crazy going nuts on that plane was like, they're

458
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 2: gonna put you on Instagram. They're gonna put you on

459
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 2: Insto and be like, look at Michael Rappaport freaking the

460
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 2: fuck out because he didn't get some cookies.

461
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 1: And some water on the plane. I was thinking about it.

462
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 2: I finished my big water and I was like, and

463
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 2: I'm realizing they haven't given out water.

464
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Speaker 1: Front.

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Speaker 2: It's an hour and forty five minutes. My mouth is

466
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Speaker 2: fucking dry. The lady sitting next to me, she got

467
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 2: her elbow. I'm telling you we were like dating. We

468
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 2: were that close to woman. And this was not some

469
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Speaker 2: beauty pageant winner. No disrespect, I'm not saying I'm winning

470
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 2: any mister America pageants myself, but she must be accustomed

471
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Speaker 2: to sitting in that middle seat.

472
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Speaker 1: She was just like all over me.

473
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 2: Not literally, but she was just like word again, and

474
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 2: I was like, fuck it, Well, I'm gonna you know,

475
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 2: we're gonna rub knees and elbows, and you know, I'm

476
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 2: smelling her shampoo, and I hope I smell good for her.

477
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 2: From that trip from Salt Lake City, Utah, to New York,

478
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 2: we were in a relationship. I don't know her name,

479
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 2: I don't know where she's from. But when you're sitting

480
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 2: in that close proximity to a woman or a man,

481
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 2: whatever you're into, that's an intimate relationship. We shared intimate

482
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,640
Speaker 2: space only on a fucking plane.

483
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Speaker 1: Do you do that for four plus hours? I know,

484
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Speaker 1: first world problems. I say, That's why I say the miles.

485
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Speaker 2: On the with the with the flying either I'm gonna

486
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 2: paint to be in business and or first class. I'm

487
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 2: gonna use those miles to be in business and or

488
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 2: first class. But I'm gonna do every single thing I

489
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 2: can possibly do to avoid being in coach, and I'm

490
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 2: grateful that I'm able to make that work for myself.

491
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 2: Podcast that little ship, that cold blooded You know, there's

492
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 2: people that root for somebody that escapes channel that Danilo,

493
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck his name is, Carndo, that piece of

494
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 2: ship who killed his girlfriend in front of her kids.

495
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 2: People are cheering for that escape killer. They found them

496
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 2: in a bush somewhere. Motherfucker. The doggy paddled out of

497
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 2: the head of jail. Can you believe that a little short,

498
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 2: five foot two doggie paddled himself out of jail. People

499
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 2: are cheering for this. He killed his girlfriend in front

500
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Speaker 2: of her kids.

501
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 1: This is sick animal. You're glad he escaped prison.

502
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 2: You're rooting for him, and people are upset because the

503
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 2: cops that caught him took a picture.

504
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 1: I would too.

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00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 2: It took eleven days. That's an accomplishment. This motherfucker was

506
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 2: like Rambo out there. He was like a little five

507
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 2: foot two Rambo in the weeds, in the bushes, living

508
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 2: off of stream water and watermelon.

509
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: It' took eleven days to catch this little prick.

510
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 2: Of course, the police are gonna take pictures like, look

511
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 2: we got this little motherfucker. Look at them, Look at

512
00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 2: this little fuck here we caught him. If people are

513
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 2: gonna take pictures when they go big game hunting, I

514
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 2: would be proud of myself too. Him a coper a fed.

515
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 2: This is no crafty fuck. He doggy paddled himself right

516
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 2: out of jail. We caught Look, look, mom, we did it.

517
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 2: I got no problem with the police taking pictures of

518
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 2: that little motherfucker. Of course they should be embarrassed. It

519
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 2: took that long to catch this cocksucker. Wasn't easy to catch.

520
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 2: This little motherfucker was hard to catch. But he's a

521
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 2: no good little piece of shit who killed his girlfriend

522
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 2: in front.

523
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 1: Of her kids.

524
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,959
Speaker 2: And what do you do with somebody like that? They go, well,

525
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 2: he's gonna be an eighty max. I guess there's a

526
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 2: prison called eighty max for the rest of his life.

527
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 1: Why keep him alive?

528
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 2: Why keep a piece of shit like that alive, who

529
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 2: killed his girlfriend in front of her kids? Escape prison?

530
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 2: This is this is a take him down like a

531
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 2: six dog. You know you got a dog, you got

532
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 2: a horse.

533
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 1: An animal? You take him down.

534
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 2: There's there's nothing that asked this little fucker how he escaped,

535
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 2: how he survived out there on some rambo one, rambo two,

536
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:20,839
Speaker 2: rambo three shit, Get all the information you can from

537
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 2: this little funk, and then take him down.

538
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: Like a sick animals a sick animal. The world doesn't

539
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:32,760
Speaker 1: need people like that. Sorry, that's just my opinion.

540
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 2: What can we learn from Well, well, we obviously can

541
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 2: learn something from him, because this motherfucker survived eleven days

542
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,880
Speaker 2: out there with stream water and watermelon.

543
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 1: Anyway, they got that little funk. They also.

544
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 2: They indicted some indictment season whoa September is indictment season.

545
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 2: They indicted Hunter Biden, Hunter Biden, They got him. They

546
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 2: indicted Hunter Biden on gun charges. Allegedly, Hunter Biden, who

547
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 2: allegedly is a crackhead, he didn't tell the truth when

548
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:16,359
Speaker 2: he was filing the paperwork, when he was filling out

549
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 2: the paperwork to get a gun. He didn't tell the

550
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 2: truth and tell the gun people who was trying to

551
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 2: get his gun license that he was on crack. Allegedly,

552
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 2: this is all allegedly, ain't gonna you, ain't gonna get

553
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 2: me busted. What kind of crackhead is gonna tell you

554
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 2: throrew on crack when they're getting a gun. Of course,

555
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,479
Speaker 2: of course he's not gonna say, oh, I'm on crack.

556
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,359
Speaker 2: I'm he's trying to get a gun, trying to get

557
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 2: a pissedolely a biscuit, trying to get that hammer.

558
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 1: Why would he tell you he's on crack. That's not

559
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 1: a good crackhead.

560
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 2: Hunter Biden seems like he's a fantastic crackhead, now, is he?

561
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 1: Is he Lawrence Taylor level of crackhead? No? Absolutely not,

562
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: absolutely not.

563
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 2: But obviously the crack hadn't taken him over so much

564
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 2: that he was stupid enough to admit to being on

565
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 2: crack while he was trying to get a gun a pistol.

566
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 2: But this is what crackheads do. I've said it once,

567
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 2: I've said it a zillion times. If in fact, Hunter

568
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 2: Biden was on crack, as they say he was, allegedly,

569
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 2: crackhead's gonna do with crackheads gonna do crackhead's gonna crack head.

570
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 2: Crackheads are gonna take a computer to a repair shop

571
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 2: and never return it. Crackheads are gonna take a computer

572
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 2: to a repair shop and never come and get it.

573
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: That's what crackheads.

574
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 2: Do they forget they even had a computer, let alone,

575
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 2: they dropped it off at a repair shop.

576
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: He's on crack, you know, crack.

577
00:36:56,080 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 2: It takes your body, mind and spirit over sends you

578
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 2: off to a place and an unimaginable place. And Hunter

579
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 2: Biden was that dude. So they indicted him, so w.

580
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 1: So what.

581
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, my fucking son not gone fucking wood. It's

582
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 2: president's son the indicting them. However, however, it's still four

583
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 2: to one.

584
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: It is four to one.

585
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 2: Pig Dick Donald Trump himself has four indictments and Hunter

586
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 2: Biden and the Biden family have one indictment. Now, if

587
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 2: this was a football game, if this was the Yankees

588
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 2: versus the Dodgers, if this was let's say, the Yankees

589
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 2: versus the.

590
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 1: Red Sox, the Yankees would still be down four.

591
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 2: To one because pig Dick Donald Trump has four, four

592
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 2: fucking indictments, and pig Dick Donald Trump was the president,

593
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 2: and pig Dick Donald Trump is running to be president

594
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 2: once again, to reign supreme as president once again. Hunter

595
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 2: Biden's the president's son. Now, I'm not going to sit

596
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 2: here and tell you that Hunter Biden should be buying

597
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 2: guns while he's on crack. And I'm not going to

598
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 2: sit here and tell you cadaver Joe Biden makes me happy.

599
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 2: When I see cadaver Joe Biden, I get nervous. You

600
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 2: ever see an old man walking down the street like

601
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 2: you want to help them, That's what I feel like

602
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 2: when I see cadaver Joe Biden smoking Joe Biden. He

603
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 2: makes me uncomfortable, nor I want to help him. I

604
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 2: want to say, go go rest the motherfucker. Go make

605
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 2: sure you have a clean mandyp braun and go watch

606
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 2: Go watch your stories, Go watch some ESPN, go watch

607
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 2: them General Hospital, History Channel, whatever the funk you're into.

608
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 2: And I don't think this guy should be running the country,

609
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 2: but I'll take him over pig dick Donald Trump any day,

610
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 2: because pig dick Donald Trump is a.

611
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 1: No good two bit money scamming, lone life, cheap.

612
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:18,760
Speaker 2: Double talking and taggonistic golf cheating, election sore, losing, riot

613
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 2: causing twice, two times twice impeached, four time indicted, three

614
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 2: card monty playing, slick dick, gropey, pussy grabbing, no good

615
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:41,839
Speaker 2: pile of shit. So yeah, yeah, Cadaver Jones all ding dump,

616
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 2: but I'll take him over that pussy grabbing fat fuck

617
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 2: riot causing four time and dieted motherfucker any day.

618
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Speaker 1: I am done. I'm done Game sore and.

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