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Speaker 1: The Nicky Podcast. N here's Nikki. Hello, here I am.

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Speaker 1: It's Nikki Glaser Podcast. Welcome to this week on the show.

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Speaker 1: It's Wednesday here, it's well, it doesn't matter, it's this week.

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Speaker 1: It's well, it's not, it's actually next week. Wait, it's Thursday. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's next week. Okay, So this is taped Thursday before

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Speaker 1: Christmas everyone, but you're getting this after Christmas. I hope

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Speaker 1: your Christmas was amazing. And if you don't celebrate Christmas,

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Speaker 1: how could you? How could you not celebrate Jesus Christ's birthday?

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Speaker 1: Is his birthday? Yeah, that's right. Um, I hope it

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Speaker 1: was good. Uh. We're still in that zone at this

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Speaker 1: point right now where we haven't gone back to work

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Speaker 1: yet though, like it's still holiday, like the world hasn't

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Speaker 1: like really gone back to normal. I love this kind

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Speaker 1: of zone. Um, but it's looming and it's you're back

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Speaker 1: to school soon, bitches. I have a show your ZEV

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Speaker 1: coming up in St. Louis. You know that. I hope

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Speaker 1: I see you there. But you know who you will

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Speaker 1: see there if you are there as well, is Um

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Speaker 1: She'll be in town opening for me, as she is

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Speaker 1: on all of my shows this tour. It's on your

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Speaker 1: Marina everyone, she's here. Hello, I can't wait, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: it will be fun. Glad I'm gonna come New Year's alone.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, you were going to do that anyway, because

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Speaker 1: you have a friend, you know, fiance. Yeah, but I don't.

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Speaker 1: I guess I'm just glad I'm doing something because players

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Speaker 1: I've done nothing. Yeah, I know, I don't do don't

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Speaker 1: do anything. Like if I ever have to go to

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Speaker 1: a party or something, it seems daunting to be even

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Speaker 1: invited to one fine place to go and then um,

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Speaker 1: you have to get like a dress you got to

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Speaker 1: go to like wet seal. I don't know, I'm going

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Speaker 1: back to casuals seal. No, wet seal was like slutwear

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Speaker 1: like back in the day, like early And I say

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Speaker 1: that again with with love. Um yeah what what slots?

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Speaker 1: And and because you were gonna, you know, you club

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Speaker 1: baby seals and you were about to go club and

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Speaker 1: I think that was the connection. And you're wet because

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Speaker 1: you're young and just fucking dripping what yeah, Like, why

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Speaker 1: did they come up with that name? It sounds like

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Speaker 1: a kind of green vase situation. Remember me and my

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Speaker 1: friends in high school, we're trying to come up with like, guys,

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Speaker 1: we want to talk about like sex around our parents,

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Speaker 1: but we don't want that or in notes that we

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Speaker 1: write in high school with if someone finds the note,

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Speaker 1: we want to not have it say blow job. And

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Speaker 1: so we were like what should it be? And I

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Speaker 1: remember being like, and you've heard the story before, but

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Speaker 1: I was like, blow job can't be something stupid like.

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Speaker 1: And I looked around my room and I had all

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Speaker 1: these like bottles that I collected that were like blown glass,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, it can't be like green vase.

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Speaker 1: And then we were like, that's exactly what it could be.

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Speaker 1: So I bet you anything that they were trying to

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Speaker 1: come up with the name of that place and they

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Speaker 1: can't be, Like, it can't be something dumb like. And

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Speaker 1: then someone like they they hit their hand in a

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Speaker 1: glass of water spilled and then it's spilled on the

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Speaker 1: seal of an envelope and they're like, like wet seal

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Speaker 1: and they're like, that's good. Jobby. It's a euphemism for

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Speaker 1: like a young underage girl, like jail bait. They're like, so,

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Speaker 1: guess what I got together with last night? A wet seal. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it does sound like you know how gay men like

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Speaker 1: call things like bears or otters or you know whatever. Um,

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Speaker 1: it sounds like the way men would talk about us. Um.

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Speaker 1: Why am I? Why is that on my mind? Like

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Speaker 1: talking about young women and grooming them. Oh, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: A new documentary came out two days ago sharing quite

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Speaker 1: a bombshell. Did you see the Crystalia thing? Noah? What Wait?

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Speaker 1: There's a documentary on Chris called The Crystallia Problem on

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Speaker 1: YouTube and I do recommend it, even though I did

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Speaker 1: not care. I don't you know what a documentary I

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Speaker 1: would like about. If the thing, if all the accusations

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Speaker 1: the facts as this person sees them or as they

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Speaker 1: recording of him being like, hey, I just made this apology.

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Speaker 1: not can He's talking to the girl like I'll still

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Speaker 1: see you, just like, please take down the thing a

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Speaker 1: all of that, don't add a snarky like narration to

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Speaker 1: like and then the Am of the Year Chrystaliah didn't

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Speaker 1: think that was enough. It's like, don't add editor don't

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Speaker 1: just felt like the whole thing felt very sensational, which

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Speaker 1: is exactly what people use to refute that this is

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Speaker 1: something factual, is that you have your own opinion all

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Speaker 1: this is bullshit, you know what I'm saying. So anyway,

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Speaker 1: it's four stars because of bombshells dropped, but I started

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Speaker 1: watching it and go, there's nothing you know, not that

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Speaker 1: there's nothing here, but like nothing new, and then twenty

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Speaker 1: is rolling in his uh you know, isolated. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: He's like, what is it with men wanting to start

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Speaker 1: cults and harems and have women? You know, there are

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Speaker 1: times where I listened to these things and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: of like get on your knees. Listen when I said

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Speaker 1: to your room who's seventeen years old, who just came

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Speaker 1: up to make out before your show, and then all

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Speaker 1: if you're gonna act like a king. No, it's just

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Speaker 1: that this is all such blur. It's not blurry. I

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Speaker 1: It made me sick and I had to turn it

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Speaker 1: no matter what is of this, I'll never forget this part.

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Speaker 1: I forget it now. But it was just the daddy part,

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Speaker 1: or she's like I already have a daddy and he's like,

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Speaker 1: the documentary made they go, oh, but so everyone goes, well,

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Speaker 1: he doesn't do the other things. He does this it's

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Speaker 1: another like a new pedophile UM podcast came out a

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Speaker 1: a global epidemic. I don't know if that's the right

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Speaker 1: but all about it meaning like I'm vigilant to stop

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Speaker 1: these motherfucker's Like it's people need to know about this.

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Speaker 1: And I'm sorry if you're like, stop Nikki ear muffs,

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Speaker 1: I have kids, get your kids a way from men.

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Speaker 1: And I was right on you. I've been right. I've

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Speaker 1: And I know we are in like a childcare probably endemic.

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Speaker 1: but we were probably need more childcare than ever right now,

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Speaker 1: there because I said it. I say in the joke.

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Speaker 1: I know that not every man working in childcare is

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Speaker 1: and everyone kind of laughs and goes, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I'm right, these motherfucker's you know this This documentary podcast

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Speaker 1: documentary is talking about this uh web ring that was

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Speaker 1: on the dark web, which is impossible to get in

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Speaker 1: because to become a member of this message board that

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Speaker 1: has members. To become a member of it, you have

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Speaker 1: to submit terabytes, which is like hours and hours, like

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Speaker 1: maybe not terabytes, because I think one terabyte is fives

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Speaker 1: of video footage, but you just submit multitudes of your

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Speaker 1: own child sex images. To stay on the site. Every

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Speaker 1: thirty days, you have to like upload new ones that

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Speaker 1: haven't been seen before. So it keeps cops out, right,

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Speaker 1: except the cops have tons of child sex images, by

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Speaker 1: catch other ones. So if you're in these little message board,

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Speaker 1: which I don't think any of our listeners are. Just

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Speaker 1: of them. You have to submit stuff and you have

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Speaker 1: That one's good. Uh. Yeah, there's just certain ways of things.

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Speaker 1: The other day I said something, Oh, I was doing

425
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,879
Speaker 1: my positive affirmations in the mirror, and I'm trying a

426
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 1: new one that's I love you, like just telling myself

427
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,240
Speaker 1: I love you, like I love you so much, like

428
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:16,640
Speaker 1: the way I would tell Poppy. It's really embarrassing, you guys,

429
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:19,959
Speaker 1: it's very hard to do. But I before bed, when

430
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,719
Speaker 1: I'm feeling like sometimes my depression like flares up at

431
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 1: night or and especially in the morning too, I just

432
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 1: go like, I love you, I really love you, and

433
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Speaker 1: I like it's Luise Hey again. The one that I've

434
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Speaker 1: been listening to a lot and recommending to you guys,

435
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,119
Speaker 1: and a lot of you have written to me and

436
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,639
Speaker 1: said that it has worked for you. So I was

437
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,159
Speaker 1: doing that the other day, but I ended up being like,

438
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:43,680
Speaker 1: I love you like you have beautiful It's like I

439
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 1: was just kind of talking to myself and that kind

440
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:50,200
Speaker 1: of vocal fry um. But yeah, I've been doing a

441
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 1: lot of affirmations um every night and every day, and

442
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 1: it's so helps Anya. Have you done those a lot before? Oh? Yeah,

443
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 1: I didn't when I was single and at my lowest

444
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 1: point of like, like, I was happily single for many

445
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 1: years and then at one point I'm like, okay, I'm

446
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,879
Speaker 1: ready for a partner. And I tried to date a

447
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,119
Speaker 1: few people and it just was not going well, and

448
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 1: I was like, this sucks. There's nothing more lonely than

449
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 1: trying to date someone and it's not going well. That

450
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:21,119
Speaker 1: feels lonely to me, lonelier than being alone. So I

451
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 1: love you to your own reflection in the mirror in

452
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 1: an airplane bathroom in Southwest flight from Vegas to St.

453
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 1: Louis after you've been kicked off set for having COVID. Okay,

454
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:35,199
Speaker 1: it's pretty bad. But a friend was like, you need

455
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 1: to say the things to yourself in the mirror that

456
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 1: you want a partner to say to you. And she

457
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 1: was like, it's embarrassing. Will just do it like your

458
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:46,159
Speaker 1: dream partner. And I was like, oh my god. So

459
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 1: I did it every night for a while and it

460
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:53,920
Speaker 1: was like, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever met.

461
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:57,200
Speaker 1: You're the sexiest woman I've ever met. I'm so turned

462
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Speaker 1: on my I love you. I want to meet your family.

463
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:04,879
Speaker 1: I want to know everything about you. Just kidding. I

464
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,920
Speaker 1: told I would never be able to say that because

465
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 1: I would be like, he's probably met someone more beautiful

466
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:13,119
Speaker 1: than me. Yeah. No, but this is like my fantasy.

467
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:16,400
Speaker 1: So you do whatever you want and your fans okay, okay, okay, okay,

468
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 1: I'm into it. And then the weirdest thing happened. I

469
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:22,920
Speaker 1: started to have the best sleep of my life. I

470
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,920
Speaker 1: was doing it right before bed and like crying in

471
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,920
Speaker 1: the mirror and being like this is so stupid. But

472
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,480
Speaker 1: then you realize, oh my god, I had no idea

473
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:34,200
Speaker 1: what I truly wanted deep down. And then the pendulum

474
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 1: swings the other way and you're like, why is this

475
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 1: so out of reach, Like why do I think this

476
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,159
Speaker 1: is so embarrassing? These are pretty basic things like I

477
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,119
Speaker 1: want to be loved, I want to be sexy. I

478
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 1: want my partner to have my back. That was a

479
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:49,440
Speaker 1: big one for me, like I have your back. I

480
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,119
Speaker 1: am not going anywhere because I had a history of

481
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 1: people just bailing. So I started to have this amazing

482
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 1: sleep and I had this feeling of being in love.

483
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,880
Speaker 1: And if you keep reading Louis Say and all those

484
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 1: Abraham Hicks books, they all too and all successful people

485
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 1: talk about you have to harness the feeling of what

486
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,879
Speaker 1: it's like to be where you want to be. And

487
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,919
Speaker 1: that's what it's all about, like get the feeling inside

488
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,119
Speaker 1: you feel like astral project it. It's about like I

489
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: was talking about this months ago when I was reading

490
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 1: that Louis just dispends a book about um, you know,

491
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 1: quantum physics, and how like that life that you dream

492
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 1: of for yourself is happening somewhere on some quantum realm.

493
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 1: If you you if the only way to see it

494
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,399
Speaker 1: is to look at it, is to feel it, because

495
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 1: they look at like under an electron microscope, they'll look

496
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 1: at atoms and they can't see the atoms until they

497
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 1: look at them, but they're all over, but when you

498
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 1: look at them, they suddenly appear. And so that what

499
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,440
Speaker 1: made this guy realize, like, if you are if you

500
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 1: manifest things, if you look at them, if you see

501
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: the life that is happening, it's happening somewhere out there.

502
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 1: Like every version of the life you could have is

503
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 1: happening on some quantum realm somewhere. I don't understand science,

504
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:02,159
Speaker 1: but if you if you visualize it and you feel it,

505
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 1: it will appear. And I just I can't believe that

506
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 1: it kind of works, these these things, and like my

507
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 1: self esteem, not only did Jerry Seinfeld very much help

508
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 1: my self esteem in ways that like I can't understand.

509
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 1: I didn't articulate it well when I said that Cone.

510
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 1: I think I said that Conan has always been a

511
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:25,879
Speaker 1: big influence of It's Conan Jerry Seinfeld were my number

512
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 1: one and two of like influences. And and Larry David too.

513
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 1: Let's throw him in because he was more responsible for

514
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,200
Speaker 1: Seinfeld than I realized. When I was in eighth grade

515
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,640
Speaker 1: and obsessed with Seinfeld, I was always seeking that would

516
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 1: have been like, oh those are people I seek their approval.

517
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 1: I met Conan through like I'm on his show. Of

518
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 1: course he's gonna say I'm funny, Like even if I've

519
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: heard Conan tell people who aren't funny there, that was great,

520
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,880
Speaker 1: thank you for being on the show. Like I don't

521
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 1: trust Conan because he is a talk show host that

522
00:27:56,600 --> 00:28:00,159
Speaker 1: I've seen lie to people like just because you have too.

523
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: If I've ever talked show you guys have you guys

524
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: have probably seen me lie on this show and you

525
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 1: know you're like, Nikki, that person wasn't that great and

526
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: you're being really nice because I'm being nice. I'm not

527
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 1: being necessarily lying, but I'm you know, so I couldn't

528
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 1: take I can never no matter what Conan says unless

529
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 1: we are like in private, if we're on Mike and

530
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 1: he's saying I'm funny, I really can't believe it. And

531
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,679
Speaker 1: I will always deflect it even though it is sincere

532
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,400
Speaker 1: and I do know in my that it is sincere,

533
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 1: but um, I always deflect it. But Seinfeld didn't need

534
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,639
Speaker 1: to do that, and he's not a someone that you

535
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 1: see act like that normally. Of like just I mean

536
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 1: the Kesha incident, So that that is why it was

537
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 1: so important to me. And then also Chris reminded me

538
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 1: that I also met Larry David this past year who

539
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 1: also told me he was a fan, but he also

540
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 1: did it, and he came to see your show, yes,

541
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 1: and he didn't need to say it because he well

542
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 1: he was came to see Bill Maher's show and I

543
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: was on Bill mars show, so he didn't need to

544
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 1: say it, but he was like a huge fan, so

545
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 1: he did say that too. And I should have let

546
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 1: that sink in a little bit more. Um. So that yeah,

547
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: like that stuff that Really, I'm so happy that happened

548
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 1: to me because I really needed it. Like my shows

549
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: recently have been so much better because of it, because

550
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 1: of that Jerry Seinfeld endorsement, and it's I I just

551
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 1: needed it, and I thank god you were there on

552
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: you because it would just be my word against like

553
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 1: I would have to call me there is opener to

554
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 1: be like did you hear? Can you co sign on that?

555
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:37,719
Speaker 1: He said all these things um affirmations. So I actually

556
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: got some like a very interesting um suggestion from my

557
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 1: jiu jitsu coach. She said to make a goal for

558
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 1: the year or however many goals, and then write five

559
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 1: reasons why you can achieve that goal? And I haven't,

560
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 1: like you know, like they always say, oh, just like

561
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 1: write out your goals and then you'll see them. But

562
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 1: I never thought about like writing why I can achieve it?

563
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 1: So oh yeah, that gets you even closer to like

564
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: how easy this is going and how within reach it is.

565
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 1: Like you said, like what you started saying it? She

566
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 1: was like, why is this so hard? Of course I

567
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 1: could have this exactly how. I just sent a link

568
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: on the on the Girl's chat about this guy that

569
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 1: does tapping and I did it when I was having

570
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 1: a bad moment today and I was like, oh, this

571
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 1: is a tapping guy. I've used before when I had

572
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 1: like body image issues. What is tapping? And he's really

573
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 1: good and tapping. It's like e f T like you

574
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 1: do stuff like this, like and he was doing this

575
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 1: thing about like it's for success, and so he goes,

576
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 1: I want you to close your eyes and visualize. I

577
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 1: can't remember exactly what he says, but okay, what we'll

578
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 1: link it on Instagram just visualizing and then you don't

579
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 1: need to actually see it. I'm just kidding. Yeah, um,

580
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: but he's like, visualize yourself doing the thing that you

581
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 1: you most want to be successful at. And then the

582
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 1: tapping is all like I'm paraphrasing, but it's like, you know,

583
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 1: I see myself doing this thing and there's no reason

584
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 1: why I can't do this thing, and I'm awesome, and

585
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,239
Speaker 1: I don't remember the statements, but I did it all.

586
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 1: Did you wear to tap? As you say it does? He?

587
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: What did you wear to tap? You're following the YouTube,

588
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,239
Speaker 1: It's very basic. It's like forehead, cheek, chin, and then

589
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 1: I think like under arm, sort of okay, but it does.

590
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 1: As you're doing You're like, this is so dumb, and

591
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: then you're like, why is this dumb? And then you

592
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: realize your inner chrome, your inner critic, thinks these statements

593
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 1: are stupid. I know Matt would never do this, like

594
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 1: I am awesome, I'm pretty I'm capable of doing this.

595
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: But successful people believe they are capable of doing it.

596
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: And everyone here can think of a mediocre person who

597
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 1: has a ship ton of success and you're like, how

598
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 1: the fuck did that person get that all that success?

599
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 1: It's because they've believed in themselves or someone did, and

600
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: they have all this self esteem that didn't care about

601
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 1: not looking cool or failing like let's just say you

602
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 1: don't believe in yourself, because a lot of times there's

603
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 1: a maybe two percent of myself that says I could

604
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 1: I could win Dancing with the Stars. There was a

605
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 1: part of me that was like there was there was

606
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 1: at least there was a zero percent chance I was

607
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: gonna win Dancing Stars when I signed up for it.

608
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: And then I met people on the show who I

609
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 1: saw that were so bad and they thought they were like,

610
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 1: I could win this, and I just remember being like,

611
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? How you are terrible? You're

612
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 1: worse than me. You could win this? And then I

613
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: I really but it worked. Okay. The person who talked

614
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 1: like that ended up winning that season and they were

615
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 1: the worst dancer that's ever one Dancing Stars to date. Okay,

616
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: and this person because they believed in this, and they

617
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 1: also they knew the analytics of it. They were like

618
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: they not only did they write down that goal, but

619
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: they go, here's how because how the vote half the

620
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 1: half the you know, voting is for the judges and

621
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 1: the score, and then the other half is how many

622
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: people call in if I can get that vote, which

623
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 1: in convince America to vote. And so it was within reach,

624
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 1: and I thought, there's just no way, And to be honest,

625
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: it probably wasn't within reach of me because I didn't

626
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 1: have the amount of followers that this person had or

627
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: the the outreach. But um, that is I think a

628
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: lot of times for me, I'm struggling with wanting to

629
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 1: write a song, and every time I sit down to

630
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: write a song, I'm like, I would have to show

631
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 1: Anya and Matt this at some point and they would

632
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 1: both go like be nice to me in person and

633
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 1: go like, oh, that's good, and like be nice and

634
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 1: like maybe they actually kind of mean it, and then

635
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 1: when they would get alone, they would be like that

636
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 1: first verse is what you're allowed to do because it

637
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 1: probably will be ick because I've never written a fucking

638
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 1: song before. And I would probably do the same thing

639
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 1: to you if you came to me with like a

640
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: routine you wanted to try, Like it's the same, like,

641
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 1: but the the idea that someone could cringe at something

642
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 1: I do is so like that is what holds me

643
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:17,399
Speaker 1: back from you. And I give I give onyon well

644
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 1: because I look up to them so much as singer songwriters,

645
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:22,800
Speaker 1: like they're just they're just the top of the game,

646
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: like there's you. Really, I have two friends, two best

647
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 1: friends that are the best in the industry of what

648
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 1: they do. They're like, you know, and and so it's

649
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 1: like very generous. You know, it's not you guys. If

650
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 1: you know, Taylor Swift would be fucking lucky to work

651
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 1: with either of you to write songs for her, and

652
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,800
Speaker 1: you know it. It's so true, there's no doubt about it.

653
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 1: I watched you perform at that Santa Barbara show and

654
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: I was like, there's no difference between Onyan and Taylor Swift.

655
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 1: There just is none to me anymore. Like do you

656
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,720
Speaker 1: know what it is is believing in yourselves? It's different.

657
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 1: And yeah, she's taller and younger and you know has

658
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 1: the you know, it's just like that our opinion would

659
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 1: hold you back. No, but it's not holding me back.

660
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,800
Speaker 1: If it wasn't you would be my dad. If it

661
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:19,280
Speaker 1: wasn't you, it would be um, you know Mark Norman

662
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 1: and Sam Morrill on their podcast making fun of me.

663
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 1: If it wasn't like it would be there's always going

664
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 1: to be someone that's going. But like, we're like holding

665
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: me back. So I'm really like trying to come up

666
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 1: with because if you let's say, you came to me

667
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: and we're like, I want to do comedy, and you

668
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 1: do some comedy, like in between your songs, you do

669
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 1: legit jokes. And there have been times I've gone like, hey,

670
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,759
Speaker 1: I think this would work better than this, and you

671
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 1: don't go like cry in a corner or go like

672
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 1: I could never be a comedian. First of all, I

673
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 1: think you literally could be a comedian if you worked

674
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 1: at it, just as like you probably think I could

675
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 1: do singing songwriting if I worked at it. Like it's

676
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: just about putting in the work and asking for help

677
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 1: where you need it, And I think that, um, I'm

678
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: just too do you do you guys relate to like

679
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 1: not wanting to be cringe? Yes, Oh my god, there's

680
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 1: no I have. So I was just talking about Matt

681
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 1: with Matt about this, like there's no worse fear than

682
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 1: the fear of rejection, like your peers, your friends being

683
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 1: like you're embarrassing, or you have someone just calling out

684
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 1: a behavior that you've been doing a while that they

685
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 1: didn't they didn't call out for a while because it

686
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 1: was like they thought maybe wouldn't do it anymore, and

687
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,279
Speaker 1: then you keep doing it and then at one point

688
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,399
Speaker 1: someone's like, you do this thing, and then everyone goes like, oh,

689
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 1: she always does that, and you go what and You're like,

690
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm so fucking embarrassing. Even though every

691
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 1: time I'm called out for something that I've been doing

692
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 1: a lot of I secretly know i'm doing it. There's

693
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,359
Speaker 1: a subconscious part of me that goes, this is I'm

694
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 1: annoying or I'm talking too much. Like even when I

695
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 1: was in the middle of that fucking pedophile rant, you know,

696
00:36:56,760 --> 00:37:00,120
Speaker 1: a break ago, I knew that there was part of

697
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: Noah being like, I'm gonna have to flag this in

698
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 1: case she wants to take out this Later I knew

699
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: and was like, wow, I knew there were I know

700
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: there's listeners going, God, nicky, she's really fallen off since

701
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 1: Andrew left. I know all of that. I have all

702
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 1: of that in my head, Yet I still kept talking.

703
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: So why you know it's these are I think that

704
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,399
Speaker 1: it isn't. It's just embarrassing to be a human. You're

705
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 1: just completely flawed all the time and you can't be perfect,

706
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 1: and even if you were, you would still find things

707
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:35,800
Speaker 1: wrong with you. Because I know Taylor Swift wrote the

708
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:40,360
Speaker 1: Anti Hero that song she has depression. She's worried about

709
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 1: all the people talking about her. She thinks she's never

710
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: good about enough. She wasn't that music video where she

711
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 1: looked at the scale and I saw the word fat,

712
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 1: which is no longer in the music video. So did

713
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 1: it happen? I don't know. Um, you know, she's just

714
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:56,360
Speaker 1: feeling all those things too, and UM it helps to

715
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 1: know that, and it just helps to remember you're not

716
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 1: a pedophile in the end, you know, like that, that's

717
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry for you, and you need to like

718
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: not you need to go tell someone. You need to

719
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 1: find a resource to tell someone that you have these

720
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 1: attractions and you cannot help them. And that doesn't mean

721
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,840
Speaker 1: you're a bad person because you have the attraction, but

722
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: if you act on it, you are a bad person.

723
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 1: And you don't want to be a bad person, so

724
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 1: you need to look for help. UM, let's do Why

725
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 1: do I care? Why do I care? Okay, all right,

726
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: it's been a while, but um, we've got some celebrity gass.

727
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: All right, we'll see why do I care? I did

728
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: not change any of the headline to make him my own.

729
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,400
Speaker 1: So I'm about to plagiarize The Daily Mail because this

730
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,959
Speaker 1: is such a funny whose pins are strutting about? Who's

731
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 1: flaunting their pins today? Exclusive Jerry Seinfeld sixty eight shows

732
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 1: off his toned torso in a wet T shirt as

733
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 1: his wife Jessica fifty one looks fit in a cheeky

734
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 1: suit as they cool off in St. Barts poetry. Okay,

735
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 1: I I said, noah, this because you need to see it. Anya.

736
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: Are you pulling it up now? Yeah? Right here? Wait wait,

737
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 1: I sent the pictures in our group to here. I

738
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: have seminated these photos to everyone in my life, including

739
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,879
Speaker 1: my boyfriend Chris, because I told Chris that Jerry side

740
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 1: food was hot and he was like easy, like, we

741
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 1: don't need to hear this, and I go, I'm this

742
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:25,839
Speaker 1: is It's remarkable what this man's body felt like when

743
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 1: I hugged him. And now there is there is proof.

744
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 1: The internet is going to blow up today because of this.

745
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 1: I think these are to circulate. Is a big deal

746
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: that made a sixty eight. You guys need to go

747
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: see these pictures. He looks hottest. You can't even see

748
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 1: Jerry's chess when you when she's in the like you're

749
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:57,760
Speaker 1: just like focused on her. Persping through a one piece.

750
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 1: By the way, you can sa through. Did you do

751
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,800
Speaker 1: you think I didn't zoom in on every little crevice

752
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 1: or her skin looking for any blemish of her fifty

753
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:13,879
Speaker 1: one year old slamming body. He's just like an action hero.

754
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 1: He looks like, yes, dude, like what is he preparing for?

755
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,400
Speaker 1: He's a hem's word. But also we met him in

756
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 1: person and he was dominion. I mean, he was like

757
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 1: a smaller, thin, ripped looking guy. But he looks skinny

758
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:36,839
Speaker 1: when you walk in. So I'm like, how water. Yeah,

759
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: she's a tiny lady, but for sure, but she looks

760
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 1: fucking great. I mean, whatever the Signfelds are doing, they're

761
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 1: doing it right. And and it to reference Rachel Feinstein

762
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 1: last week on the show, there is a picture in

763
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 1: there that I'm going to send Rachel because you guys

764
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 1: know what we send each other as pictures of men

765
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,359
Speaker 1: being delicate with their wives and like putting their hands

766
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 1: gently on their smaller their back. And there are many

767
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 1: where that's happening. And they have been married for since,

768
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 1: you know, two thousand I think, so this is a

769
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 1: strong marriage. Um oh yeah. He has his arm around

770
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,720
Speaker 1: her shoulder and and they're just like looking at the sunset.

771
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,440
Speaker 1: And then he also not only does he have his

772
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,360
Speaker 1: arm around her shoulder, you guys, and he's pulling her in.

773
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 1: There's enough. His other arm is on her other arm,

774
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 1: pulling her even closer, embracing her in a hug. But

775
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: they're still looking in the same direction. I mean, it

776
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:28,840
Speaker 1: is God man, it makes you almost forget you're grateful

777
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,720
Speaker 1: for not being a pedophile because you get so jealous.

778
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Yeah, I can't that. So anyway,

779
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 1: I just felt so vindicated in and after we had

780
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 1: done a podcast two weeks ago saying how hot he was,

781
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 1: all of a sudden these pictures come out. Do I

782
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 1: like the Daily Mail? No? Do I think they are

783
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 1: like one maybe millimeter above Fox News. No, I think

784
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,840
Speaker 1: they are on the same level as Fox News. They're disgusting.

785
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:02,439
Speaker 1: Piers Morgan is awful. You know everything about the Daily Mail,

786
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:06,240
Speaker 1: But do they do the best um, celebrity invasive photos

787
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: where you can literally see inside Jessica Seinfeld's womb. That's

788
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:17,799
Speaker 1: how it's still sucking working because that don't counter out. Um. Yeah,

789
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,840
Speaker 1: they do. They're disgusting, they're invasive, They stock celebrities, they

790
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 1: probably killed Princess Diana, Like, I hate them, but I

791
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: still I still go and look at those pictures and

792
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 1: I will admit that I'm part of the problem. Um, Okay,

793
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 1: do we have another news story. Sure, let's let's do

794
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 1: this one real quick, because I want to know what

795
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 1: your opinion is. Um. Lana del Rey bought one billboard

796
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,839
Speaker 1: to promote her album and it's in her ex boy

797
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:50,320
Speaker 1: for US hometown. Okay, I put this on my story,

798
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 1: and I put four volcano emojis because guess what. Everyone

799
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 1: the new fire emoji, the new handclap emoji. If if

800
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:01,799
Speaker 1: if something is too good for hand collapse and fire emojis,

801
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: it's a volcano emoji. Spread it. The volcano emoji is

802
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 1: the new thing to use when something just blows your mind. Um,

803
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: it's so good. She did this. She's so funny. I

804
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,720
Speaker 1: just got into Lawna del Ray at the um demand

805
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,280
Speaker 1: of besties who are like Nikki. If you like Taylor,

806
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 1: I know you don't like Snow on the Beach, which

807
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,320
Speaker 1: is the you know, the track off Midnights that features

808
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,400
Speaker 1: Luna del Rey. It is not my favorite. It is

809
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 1: the bottom of my list. Um, but I just got

810
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 1: into Lawna del Rey the song the greatest, and it

811
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 1: might be it might be the greatest. It's such a

812
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:38,879
Speaker 1: good song. So I'm tiptoeing my way and through her discography.

813
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 1: I do love her. And then I saw this headline

814
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:45,359
Speaker 1: and I just I fucking came Lava. I was, I loved.

815
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 1: What do you like about it? Would you ever do something?

816
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:51,839
Speaker 1: Because it's so petty and so obvious, Like she knew

817
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,399
Speaker 1: it was gonna get picked up. So she, I guess

818
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 1: dated a cop in Tulsa. Yeah, he came to our shold,

819
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 1: she came to her show and then she met him.

820
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 1: She came a kidding that. Yeah, probably, I definitely got

821
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 1: covered from a meet and greet in Tulsa or Oklahoma.

822
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 1: So thanks for that, you guys. It was worth it.

823
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:18,319
Speaker 1: Those were such fun shows. Um. But yeah, she said,

824
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:22,320
Speaker 1: it's personal. It's personal, she said, like on her Instagram,

825
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:29,320
Speaker 1: her private Instagram account, she said that it's it's personal, personal, Okay,

826
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,360
Speaker 1: But so I think the details behind this, For what

827
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 1: I can glean is that she bought a billboard in Tulsa, Oklahoma,

828
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: to promote her new album. She only bought one billboard.

829
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 1: It is in the same place where her cop her

830
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend is a cop in Tulsa. I don't I

831
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 1: want details on how those two got together and what

832
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 1: what that is all about that I don't know. They

833
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 1: did it for six months only, and they talk a

834
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:56,879
Speaker 1: lot of these they broke up in oh well, you know, yeah,

835
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 1: I find that surprising. I could have sworn, like less

836
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 1: than a year ago. I saw pictures of them canoodling.

837
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 1: Well maybe they work, you know, so that makes sense.

838
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: Though if they broke up, then they had some little

839
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 1: bit little uh you know, after shocks, and it's still

840
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 1: fresh for her. This album is probably a lot about him.

841
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 1: She's probably not over it. She's probably angry. I have

842
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 1: if I were more famous and like as beloved of

843
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 1: a icon as MS Lana del Rey herself, I would

844
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:29,839
Speaker 1: do the same kind of thing, because it's, first of all,

845
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 1: it's funny. It's messy, it's chaotic, it's bold, it's not

846
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 1: a good look in many ways, it's petty. Um, But

847
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 1: I love it, and I think, you know, this is

848
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,800
Speaker 1: the type of ship that I do with my jokes sometimes,

849
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 1: as I will if and I haven't been hurt by

850
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 1: a man and so fucking long that I can't really

851
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: relate to this, but when I used to get sucked

852
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: over by guys, man, this was what I wanted to do.

853
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 1: I you know, this is why you write songs, though

854
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,720
Speaker 1: I realized the other day this is why you're because

855
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,839
Speaker 1: comedy is too fucking literal. And yes, I have talked

856
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 1: about my exes and and jokes where I've made fun

857
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 1: of a type of person that I describe and down

858
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 1: to a t it is the person I dated, and

859
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 1: they know it, and only they know it if they

860
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 1: even watch my special I doubt they do. But it

861
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 1: doesn't feel as cathartic as writing a song where you

862
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 1: can be completely dealing in metaphors. You're expected to deal

863
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 1: in metaphors, no one, no one's necessarily trying to suss

864
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,720
Speaker 1: out who it is. But you also can write about

865
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 1: being heartbroken like it's almost like demanded that you do.

866
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,799
Speaker 1: And I was thinking the other day, like that's really

867
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 1: what songwriting is for, is for burning some bridges like

868
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,279
Speaker 1: this does it feel so good? Anya has a song

869
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,279
Speaker 1: that she opens my shows with that I beg her

870
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:53,799
Speaker 1: to do because it's so funny and it's written from

871
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 1: the perspective of the person she wanted to be after

872
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 1: a relationship because she ran into her ex and he

873
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,840
Speaker 1: was like, he's just great, and he was cheery. It

874
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: was fine, he was perfect right, and he went into

875
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:12,840
Speaker 1: I was talking him outside of hot yoga. He started

876
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 1: doing the peak from yoga right after we broke up,

877
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,919
Speaker 1: and then he was like. I was like, oh my god,

878
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 1: I'm totally going in and you're coming out. This is

879
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 1: so crazy and he's like, how are you? And I've

880
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 1: been dying for us to get back together and he

881
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 1: was like, I'm great, and I was like, are you

882
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 1: seeing anybody, thinking like there's no way, it's been two

883
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 1: weeks since we broke up. We are so getting back

884
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 1: together and he's like, I am, I am. It's not

885
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: serious when we were together, though, babe, it's yeah. He

886
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:48,880
Speaker 1: married her um And then I was like okay, and

887
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 1: he was like I just think you're the best girl, though,

888
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 1: and you just deserve the best. And he took my

889
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 1: hand and he held it in his and he's like,

890
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: you you really didn't deserve anything I did to you,

891
00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:02,240
Speaker 1: and I just hope you take care. And I hated

892
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,879
Speaker 1: the phrase take care after that. I was like, take care.

893
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 1: It's so like this is over m And then yeah,

894
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 1: my therapist. I told her, I need to get over

895
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 1: this quick because he's over it, like he's wishing me well.

896
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 1: And then she was like, there's no shortcut through grief.

897
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 1: You just have to go through it. And I was like,

898
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 1: but he's so mature and I'm now nowhere near that level.

899
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 1: And she's like, why don't you write a song from

900
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 1: the point of view of your more mature self. And

901
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 1: the song has a part in it that's like it's

902
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 1: really nice and sweet, and then the bridge is really

903
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 1: evil and it's like, I hope you die of fiery death. Yeah,

904
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 1: she's just like you choke. It's so good. Um. And

905
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 1: there are even songs in your repertoire that you've written

906
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 1: about your fiance that are about like when he was

907
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 1: less available and like you guys weren't together and you

908
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 1: were kind of wanting to be together that you wrote

909
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 1: with a lot of like venom in your heart. Is

910
00:48:55,520 --> 00:49:00,800
Speaker 1: that g f Y Go fund Yourself? Yeah, there's a

911
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 1: song called g f Y called Go fund Yourself and

912
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: it is about your fiancee and I, you know, like

913
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 1: as much as you can forgive someone, there's still like

914
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: times even when you have little flare up fights or something.

915
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: I'm sure that there's like moments where it's like you

916
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 1: still have like you can forgive, but like you also

917
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:20,799
Speaker 1: there's a part of you that goes like I can't

918
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,839
Speaker 1: believe you did do that to me at one point though,

919
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 1: like it's in you to do that, and you like

920
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 1: you keep it in your little like you just keep

921
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 1: it in a backlog of like, Okay, well, I know

922
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 1: you're capable of that, so next time you do something

923
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,799
Speaker 1: that's a little bit like that, like it's just going

924
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 1: on that pile, and yes, it's tucked away and I

925
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: don't look at it often, but it's there, and I

926
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 1: have a song about it that I can bust out

927
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 1: at any time and sound amazing and people will clap

928
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 1: when I get all over you. That's for making stuff

929
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:51,919
Speaker 1: like aren't you grateful that you can write jokes out

930
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 1: of anger or sadness or having your heart ache or fury. No,

931
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 1: I'm grateful for music when I'm going through that. Creating

932
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 1: doesn't really it comes later after the dust is settled.

933
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,279
Speaker 1: So yes, in that way, it doesn't. It's not. That's

934
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:09,840
Speaker 1: why I want to be able to write songs is

935
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 1: because jokes, I think come after you've been able to

936
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 1: not be so sad about it, because it's just when

937
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 1: you're sad or still like really upset about something, it's

938
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:21,400
Speaker 1: still so um raw. The audience could sense it, and

939
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:24,440
Speaker 1: anger and comedy don't go as well together even though they.

940
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:27,479
Speaker 1: You know, Sam Kindison, he was he was over whatever

941
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 1: he was screaming about, or maybe what. I don't know,

942
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 1: but it's just how soon after, how soon after, say

943
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 1: like the incident where that one guy gave you a

944
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: sweatshirt from a bank and threw it at your head,

945
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 1: how soon after that were you talking about it on

946
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 1: stage at the cellar just working it out. That's probably

947
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 1: right away, but it probably wasn't working on stage for

948
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 1: a really long time. But when he did throw it

949
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 1: up my head and I was led to the elevator

950
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,400
Speaker 1: and he kind of bowled me in like it didn't

951
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 1: even go down to the lobby with me, and he's

952
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: just like like it was holding my hand and then

953
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,280
Speaker 1: like let it go as you let me in the elevator.

954
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:06,719
Speaker 1: I all of that stuff I was collecting because I

955
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:09,360
Speaker 1: knew much like I was saying before, like you know,

956
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 1: my annoying behaviors I know back in my head like

957
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 1: they're annoying, and I keep going I knew all of

958
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 1: these things were not good signs of like something that

959
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,800
Speaker 1: was going to actually work out. So I was collecting

960
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:25,399
Speaker 1: all that stuff and kind of memorizing it to use

961
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 1: later because I knew it would be funny. So I

962
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:30,759
Speaker 1: think that's a lot of times whenever I'm involved in

963
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 1: something that is going down quickly and I kind of

964
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 1: don't want it to and I'm trying to save it,

965
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:40,839
Speaker 1: I start really getting observant about stuff around me because

966
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 1: I want to remember how to make fun of it

967
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: someday or reflect on it. So, like say a bad

968
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 1: sexual encounter, I'll start like to get my mind out

969
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 1: of like I'm not into this, like this guy doesn't

970
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 1: know he's doing I'll start being like, Okay, what does

971
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 1: the room look like? Like what is this hair? Like?

972
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:00,640
Speaker 1: What's fun me about this? To collect so I have

973
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:03,880
Speaker 1: something that this didn't just happen because I didn't know

974
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 1: how to say you're bad at going down on me

975
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:07,759
Speaker 1: or whatever it is, you know, like I don't want

976
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 1: the story to be I just got hurt. It needs

977
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 1: to like I need to collect an artifact, much like

978
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: a serial killer, you know, like something clogs or whatever

979
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 1: they do they call uh crocs crocs, like, yes, just

980
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 1: collecting little details of like, oh, okay, right after we

981
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 1: made out, you put you know, the picture frame of

982
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 1: you and your girlfriend that was faced down is suddenly

983
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:39,440
Speaker 1: like up again, and I like noticed that, or I

984
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 1: like notice like just yeah, noticing, like oh, the pattern

985
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:49,320
Speaker 1: on his shorts, and now I see that in pictures

986
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 1: with his girlfriend and I'm like, she has no idea

987
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:53,640
Speaker 1: I gave him an over the pants blowjob in those

988
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 1: shots or things like that, like even the idea of

989
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 1: an over of the pants blowjob, which is literally something

990
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 1: I've done before, and I reckon people do it. It's okay.

991
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 1: So it's like that seems so much more um sanitary.

992
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 1: Yeah it was COVID so no, um no. It was

993
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:16,400
Speaker 1: like I didn't want to blow them yet because they

994
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:20,240
Speaker 1: didn't deserve it, you know, they hadn't earned it my repertation,

995
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: but I don't want to give a hand up because

996
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 1: I don't I'm not very confident at those and also

997
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:26,360
Speaker 1: it's just like and I also like didn't want to

998
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,239
Speaker 1: look at him either, So I just went down there

999
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 1: and I just like throw his shorts just like you

1000
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:35,800
Speaker 1: could feel it being hard, you know, and you just

1001
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,800
Speaker 1: put your mouth over it and like it's it's to

1002
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:40,759
Speaker 1: the side, you know, because it's not like sticking out,

1003
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:45,360
Speaker 1: just like like you play exactly like a harmonica and

1004
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:48,239
Speaker 1: you blow hot air onto it and it makes they

1005
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 1: go insane and you do the Dylan song. While she's

1006
00:53:52,200 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 1: doing it. She's like, don't look twice its can? I

1007
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:07,920
Speaker 1: ask did that volcano erupt? No? I don't think so.

1008
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 1: I think that I think that would have been too

1009
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 1: hard to like do to complee. I'm sure he did

1010
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:18,480
Speaker 1: it himself after I left, But it did make me laugh. Yeah,

1011
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 1: And I even said I'll give you an over the

1012
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 1: pants blow job, Like I was funny about it, you know,

1013
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 1: like it wasn't like something I came in like, oh,

1014
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull this bit out. It just like something

1015
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: I came up with in the moment that made me laugh.

1016
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 1: Really trademark that, yeah, and over the pants blowy. Yeah.

1017
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 1: I think it's a safe thing to do for women too,

1018
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 1: because you're not going to have to encounter semen that

1019
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:40,719
Speaker 1: might infect you or skin and it is they'll never

1020
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:43,400
Speaker 1: forget it. I also once and I talked about this

1021
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 1: on a special before I gave a shin job where

1022
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 1: I played his He took out his dick and I

1023
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:53,520
Speaker 1: just like kind of rubbed my leg back and forth

1024
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 1: on it because I was like, you don't deserve me

1025
00:54:54,840 --> 00:55:01,239
Speaker 1: to touch this, like you haven't jobs. It's you try

1026
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 1: to jiminey cricket. Someone's fucking dick and you're straddling them,

1027
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 1: so you're like up on. It'd be much easier to

1028
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:10,360
Speaker 1: jerk off. This is not lazy. So I just played

1029
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:13,400
Speaker 1: it like a like a bow of violin. I'm very

1030
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:19,840
Speaker 1: musical with all the Chinese when you're like catching the

1031
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:25,799
Speaker 1: train in Chinatown. Yeah, I'm gonna go to break. These

1032
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:30,640
Speaker 1: are all great ideas for stocking stuffers. How many calories

1033
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:33,279
Speaker 1: does that burn? Probably a lot. It was kind of

1034
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:35,880
Speaker 1: like a bar method type thing, like you know, kind

1035
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:39,879
Speaker 1: of micro movement with your thigh um. So try these things.

1036
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:43,320
Speaker 1: Don't let guys come and they'll love you forever, or

1037
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 1: they'll stay with their girlfriend and not leaver. Okay, we'll

1038
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:48,920
Speaker 1: be right back out of the break of this. Alright,

1039
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 1: we're back. Let's do Reddit dump karaoke mode. This is

1040
00:55:54,640 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 1: your Reddit dum Wait, you could really hear the like Um,

1041
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 1: the gravel on my voice there that is not like

1042
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 1: I go read it in years. It's nice to hear

1043
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:15,279
Speaker 1: my old voice. Sometimes I go, Okay, it's different still, um,

1044
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:17,279
Speaker 1: even though I've probably redamaged it a lot, Let's get

1045
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 1: to read it. Let's see what's um on there. Um.

1046
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,439
Speaker 1: I wanted to play one thing that I sent Noah,

1047
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 1: the one that I sent you that was like this one.

1048
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 1: I can't believe I saved it because I this is

1049
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:35,279
Speaker 1: probably why I don't post on um TikTok. I think

1050
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:37,399
Speaker 1: this is it. This is the reason. And this guy

1051
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 1: really articulated it well. The awesome creative contra Points tweeted

1052
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,879
Speaker 1: this week happiness is the ultimate crime. This app will

1053
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:47,520
Speaker 1: not forgive. But what was ContraPoints talking about. Well, the

1054
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:50,680
Speaker 1: app in question was Twitter, and they were referencing this

1055
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:53,879
Speaker 1: tweet quote. My husband and I wake up every morning

1056
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 1: and bring our coffee out to our garden and sit

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00:56:56,239 --> 00:56:58,799
Speaker 1: and talk for hours every morning. It never gets old,

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00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:00,320
Speaker 1: and we never run out of things to talk to,

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00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:03,800
Speaker 1: things to talk to. Love him so much so a lovely,

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00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:05,800
Speaker 1: wholesome tweet. And as you can imagine, and as you

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00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:08,560
Speaker 1: can see from the numbers, this person got absolutely shredded

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00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:10,600
Speaker 1: for this. You had all the normal replies that are like,

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00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 1: actually some people can't afford gardens. That's actually very offensive.

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00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:17,439
Speaker 1: It's actually very ablest to drink coffee. And this isn't

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00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 1: me doing the like people are two senses of these

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Speaker 1: days things. No, this is me talking about this very

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Speaker 1: specific phenomenon that's that's very online but also very Twitter,

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00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 1: where people will not only not give you the benefit

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00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,680
Speaker 1: of the doubt, they will actively assume that everything you

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00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:33,520
Speaker 1: say is meant to be offensive and is meant to

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00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:37,120
Speaker 1: offend them specifically, Like people will read every tweet and

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00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 1: assume this has to be directly about me in my life,

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00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:41,640
Speaker 1: Like it can't just be this person saying, oh, I

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00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:43,440
Speaker 1: had a nice day in the garden with my husband.

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00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:46,040
Speaker 1: It has to be a coded message to me. And

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00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:49,640
Speaker 1: it created this fascinating way of communicating that we all

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Speaker 1: have now where we're having to constantly defend ourselves while

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00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:58,200
Speaker 1: we're speaking in case someone chooses in bad faith. Here's

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00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 1: an example. Someone took that tweet applied this defensiveness to it.

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Speaker 1: My wife, she's a good person, and I wake up

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00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:06,680
Speaker 1: every morning grateful and bring our coffee. It's fair trade

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00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 1: out to our garden, our parents helped us with the

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00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 1: down payment, and sit and talk for hours before we

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00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:13,760
Speaker 1: start work. It may it never gets old. I realize

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00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:16,000
Speaker 1: this may change. I love her. Like this thing of

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00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:20,480
Speaker 1: us having to stop every sentence to like apologize, it's

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00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:23,200
Speaker 1: mad we all do this. You always have to be like, yeah,

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00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 1: I got I got a small promotion at work, but

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00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people don't have jobs, and

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00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 1: I know the promotion zoe analogy. For some people. It's

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00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 1: almost like we all spend too much time online, myself included,

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00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:34,919
Speaker 1: and we should just go outside. But no, it can't

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00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 1: be that must be something else. Okay, he took a

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00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:40,320
Speaker 1: long time to get to it, but this like really

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00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 1: stuck with me because I haven't been been able to

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00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 1: articulate it. I still can't. Obviously, this feeling of like

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00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 1: any time I say something, and I have done it

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00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:51,120
Speaker 1: on this podcast already like a hundred times, because I'm

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00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:54,840
Speaker 1: so scared of offending people. Not because I think everyone's

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00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 1: such a sensitive little fucking snowflake, Ferry, because I really

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00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 1: don't want to offend people. I really don't want to

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00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 1: hurt people's feelings. I don't like creating putting anything out

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00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 1: there that makes someone go like Nikki wouldn't like me,

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00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,960
Speaker 1: or Nikki like thinks I'm not cool, or Nikki like

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00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:13,320
Speaker 1: you know, even when I was talking about, oh, I

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00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 1: don't want to redo my kitchen, why are there women

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00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:16,760
Speaker 1: that want to do that? Like I have no interest

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00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:18,280
Speaker 1: in that, And someone wrote to me and said, you're

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00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:21,120
Speaker 1: you're not relatable because I can't. I would love to

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00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:23,160
Speaker 1: afford to be able to do that. I felt terrible,

1111
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:24,840
Speaker 1: and that person is since written to me and said

1112
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 1: I was having a bad day. I am so sorry

1113
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:28,800
Speaker 1: I did that, Like I look back at it like

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00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 1: and I am at peace with that person. And I

1115
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:34,480
Speaker 1: love that person more than I could ever love anyone

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00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 1: who has ever said anything even nice to me. So

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00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:41,120
Speaker 1: I've forgiven that. But I genuine I wasn't like this

1118
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:44,400
Speaker 1: person just like doesn't get it, or that everyone gets offended.

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00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,880
Speaker 1: I really was, like, I gotta I gotta not offend

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00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 1: that person. So I feel like we waste so much time,

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00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 1: at least I waste so much time of caveating everything

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00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:56,560
Speaker 1: with like, Listen, I know I'm privileged when I say this,

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00:59:57,160 --> 01:00:00,439
Speaker 1: but listen, everyone's entitled does their own fun in pain

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01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:03,240
Speaker 1: or their own the things that upset them, or the

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01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:06,040
Speaker 1: things you can always compare yourself to someone who has

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01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:08,400
Speaker 1: less and say, just be happy with what you have.

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01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 1: I just I'm and I think this is what stops

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01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 1: me from TikTok. It's because when I do stand up,

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01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 1: I can do all these things and say all this stuff,

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01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:21,480
Speaker 1: and I don't have to constantly caveat because it is

1131
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:25,440
Speaker 1: inherent that I'm joking. Right on a podcast, it is

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01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:28,840
Speaker 1: not as inherent that I'm joking. Things are taken more seriously.

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01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:32,840
Speaker 1: It is contextualized in a way that's like conversational. Thus,

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01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 1: I must be telling the truth. If I'm complaining about something,

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01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:38,080
Speaker 1: it's probably not hyperboly. It's how I really feel. If

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01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:40,520
Speaker 1: I feel fat one day, I must be saying that

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01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:45,120
Speaker 1: anyone who's who's actually a fat person must be trash,

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01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:47,680
Speaker 1: and that if I hate myself in today's body, they

1139
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:50,480
Speaker 1: must be. And there's all these things that are implied

1140
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:52,360
Speaker 1: and that I'm I'm talking directly to you, which I

1141
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:56,240
Speaker 1: am a lot of times. But then you look at TikTok,

1142
01:00:56,320 --> 01:01:00,120
Speaker 1: and that is even more to me. Very contextual is

1143
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:03,960
Speaker 1: to be earnest and real and not as jokey and

1144
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,720
Speaker 1: the stuff that I would even want to do on TikTok, like, oh,

1145
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 1: the five things that annoy me about you know, I

1146
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:15,520
Speaker 1: don't know St Louis drivers rights. Like I wrote this

1147
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:17,720
Speaker 1: song about St. Louis that I'm going to put on

1148
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:20,040
Speaker 1: my Instagram today. You've already seen it by this time,

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01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 1: or I didn't put it up because I couldn't figure

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01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,680
Speaker 1: out how to play guitar with it. But I rewrote

1151
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:25,840
Speaker 1: this Taylor Swift song to promote my show in St. Louis,

1152
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:29,760
Speaker 1: and I put new lyrics to it, and even writing that,

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01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:35,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't offend anyone who might like who

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01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:39,880
Speaker 1: might Oh, in one part, I say like I I

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01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:41,960
Speaker 1: get constant spray to hands, and I'm like, oh, this

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01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 1: sounds like I'm bragging that I can afford spray. Like

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01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:46,640
Speaker 1: it was. There were million parts of it that I go,

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01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:48,600
Speaker 1: I can't say this because people are going to think

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01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:52,160
Speaker 1: that I'm like not appreciative of being able to afford

1160
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:55,720
Speaker 1: an apartment or whatever whatever it is we're living in

1161
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:58,120
Speaker 1: the Wherever the neighborhood I live in in St. Louis

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01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:00,440
Speaker 1: that people in St. Louis know is like a niceighborhood.

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01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 1: It's like she's just bragging. I just feel overwhelmed by it,

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01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:05,840
Speaker 1: and I feel like I just want to give up

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01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:10,520
Speaker 1: sometimes because I can't caveat. It will take up the

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01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:12,919
Speaker 1: whole video to do all the caveats before I say

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01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:15,880
Speaker 1: what I want to say. I love this use of

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01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:18,120
Speaker 1: caveat as a verb. I think you're right, like, this

1169
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:25,000
Speaker 1: is an epidemic of caveating, over caveating, or being overly verb.

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01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:28,480
Speaker 1: I was using it like the way people say, oh, yeah, okay, God,

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01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:30,720
Speaker 1: I hope, I hope you don't think I'm just an idiot. No,

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01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:33,040
Speaker 1: I think it's a new But if you are an idiot,

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01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:38,960
Speaker 1: it's totally fine. That's exhausting. Are too exhausted by this

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01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:43,960
Speaker 1: stuff too? Yes? I mean I felt like when we

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01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:47,520
Speaker 1: were talking about Steve Hot Steve from Santa Rose, I

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01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:51,439
Speaker 1: was like, or I don't know, maybe like when you're

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01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:54,440
Speaker 1: like and we need to help Steve get a girlfriend,

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01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:55,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, or maybe he's gay. I don't know. I

1179
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 1: was like afraid that he was gay, and then is

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01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:02,920
Speaker 1: gay Steve. Steve is not even Steve, by the way,

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01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:09,160
Speaker 1: it's Steven breaking news. We've got Steve a new Steve

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01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:12,800
Speaker 1: cast It's also it's now called Stephen cast Um. Steven

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01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:16,480
Speaker 1: from Santa Rosa is a gay man um And I

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01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:20,200
Speaker 1: don't know why I didn't just know that. I'm always

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01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:24,280
Speaker 1: so I gotta say, like, why should we know? Well,

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01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:29,560
Speaker 1: because why why didn't Why didn't it even enter into

1187
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:31,520
Speaker 1: my mind? Because it didn't. I was just like, because

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01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:36,400
Speaker 1: you're just he's that's it. He was sweet. It never

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01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:40,120
Speaker 1: entered my mind either until you said we got to

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01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:44,640
Speaker 1: get this guy a girlfriend, and then being exclusive was

1191
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:47,760
Speaker 1: being But then there are a sexual people out there

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01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:50,840
Speaker 1: on you that don't want any partner in any son

1193
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 1: are too including that. Yeah, well Stephen is a gay

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01:03:56,080 --> 01:03:59,320
Speaker 1: man and he is um looking for friends in Santa Rosa,

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01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:04,040
Speaker 1: still guessing all genders and sexual orientations, and we love him,

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01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:08,240
Speaker 1: and yeah, I even there. When I find out gay

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01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:13,720
Speaker 1: people or people of color like me, I really get,

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01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:17,800
Speaker 1: except like any any um I would say marginalized community

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01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:20,040
Speaker 1: when I am accepted and one that I'm not a

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01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:22,840
Speaker 1: part of and feel like they're cooler than me a

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01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:25,120
Speaker 1: lot of times, And even now I'm like, oh no,

1202
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:27,080
Speaker 1: people are gonna think that I think black people are

1203
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:29,040
Speaker 1: cooler and what if people black people. You can be

1204
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:31,640
Speaker 1: nerds of you, you can not be cool. It's nothing

1205
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:33,520
Speaker 1: matters you guys. I just have to say that, like

1206
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:36,840
Speaker 1: some um, some people came to my show this weekend

1207
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:38,880
Speaker 1: at the Meat and Green and they're like, why are

1208
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:40,960
Speaker 1: there no other black people here? And I go, I

1209
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:45,440
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know. Thank you for saying that,

1210
01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:48,360
Speaker 1: because you're you're not wrong, and they go, we are

1211
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,440
Speaker 1: going to spread the word we love and I was like,

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01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:53,320
Speaker 1: thank you. And then when gay but and also when

1213
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:57,800
Speaker 1: gay men like me, I feel very very good because

1214
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:01,240
Speaker 1: I just think that people and gay men have better

1215
01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:05,760
Speaker 1: taste than white people. Sorry, white straight people. That is

1216
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:09,120
Speaker 1: my stereotype of the day. They have better taste. Um,

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01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:14,760
Speaker 1: lesbians not so much. I mean I appreciate it. I'm

1218
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:17,480
Speaker 1: not like, I'm not like, yeah, lesbian likes me. I

1219
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:20,880
Speaker 1: mean I will say though, to lesbians that come to

1220
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:22,720
Speaker 1: my show, if you have a crush on me, I

1221
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:25,640
Speaker 1: am so fucking flattered. You know that. But you do

1222
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:29,400
Speaker 1: not get to man handle me or woman handle me,

1223
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,760
Speaker 1: just as men aren't allowed to women handle me okay

1224
01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:37,840
Speaker 1: or man handle me okay. So this happens sometimes where

1225
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:41,440
Speaker 1: lesbians feel like they can touch me in different ways

1226
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:43,360
Speaker 1: or like hit on me in different ways that are

1227
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:47,840
Speaker 1: really really aggressive, like if a man did, if you'd

1228
01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:49,560
Speaker 1: be kicked out of the show, do you know what

1229
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:51,200
Speaker 1: I'm saying? Or kicked out of the meat and greet

1230
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:53,800
Speaker 1: line like Matt would throw him out. Because it's a woman,

1231
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:55,920
Speaker 1: it toes this line of like, first of all, and

1232
01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:58,240
Speaker 1: I'm always the first to say women are not as

1233
01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:00,600
Speaker 1: strong as men. They are not as th and is

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01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:03,440
Speaker 1: menacing as men just from a physicality point, So there

1235
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:05,560
Speaker 1: is something to that. So yeah, you can be more

1236
01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:07,960
Speaker 1: maybe a little bit more aggressive and you're hitting on tactics,

1237
01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 1: but to tone it down a notch because it makes

1238
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:17,760
Speaker 1: me uncomfortable is not okay, even if you're gay. Even

1239
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:21,960
Speaker 1: if it's out and it says touch here, touch me,

1240
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:24,680
Speaker 1: that's a new fashion to write touch touch here on

1241
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:27,240
Speaker 1: my under boob. Um. No, I just had a really

1242
01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:30,840
Speaker 1: aggressive lesbian hit on me and it made me feel deeply,

1243
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:34,920
Speaker 1: deeply uncomfortable and like an ikey afterwards, just the way

1244
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:37,600
Speaker 1: I was looked up and down and even to her

1245
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:40,400
Speaker 1: she goes, she goes hit me up, and I go,

1246
01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:43,200
Speaker 1: I just I always just tell people like slide into

1247
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:44,360
Speaker 1: my d M. So they're like, how can I get

1248
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:46,280
Speaker 1: in touch with you? I go d M S and

1249
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:47,600
Speaker 1: she goes, I'm d M and you, and I go,

1250
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:50,840
Speaker 1: I'll be waiting for it. And I even gave her

1251
01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:53,360
Speaker 1: that as like because I wanted her to leave, and

1252
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:54,840
Speaker 1: I was also scared she was going to be mad

1253
01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:58,959
Speaker 1: at me too, because she had this kind of lesbian power,

1254
01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:02,000
Speaker 1: lesbian like whole over me. So I kind of felt

1255
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:04,200
Speaker 1: like she was like deleting me a little bit where

1256
01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:05,960
Speaker 1: she was like, I'm your daddy now, and she was like,

1257
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:08,160
Speaker 1: she goes, I'm gonna d M you, and I go,

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01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:10,920
Speaker 1: I'll be waiting. And then I had that moment what

1259
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:13,800
Speaker 1: a lot of women have where they go, I'm being

1260
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:17,240
Speaker 1: victimized right now. I feel uncomfortable. I'm giving something someone

1261
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:19,919
Speaker 1: to someone that I'm that I should tell this person

1262
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,480
Speaker 1: to fuck the funk off. But they bought a ticket

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01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:23,920
Speaker 1: to my show, they waited in line for the meet

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01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:26,640
Speaker 1: and greet. Maybe she doesn't know she's making me that uncomfortable,

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01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:29,880
Speaker 1: and I so I give her the i'll be waiting,

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01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:34,360
Speaker 1: And then I felt disgusting for like even pretending like

1267
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:36,440
Speaker 1: I was going to be waiting for it. So then

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01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:39,000
Speaker 1: I flipped it and I go to block you, and

1269
01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:41,400
Speaker 1: so then I got and then in the door slammed

1270
01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:43,240
Speaker 1: and she couldn't say anything else. So I was like, yeah,

1271
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:47,200
Speaker 1: I stood off for myself at the last seconds. You

1272
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:53,120
Speaker 1: can't feel like molested by someone of the same gender.

1273
01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:57,240
Speaker 1: So it's like it's like someone at work hitting on

1274
01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 1: you for like people who don't do stand up and

1275
01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:02,360
Speaker 1: meeting griefs as you're living. It's just like being at

1276
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:04,920
Speaker 1: work and you're in a conference room and you get

1277
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:08,520
Speaker 1: cornered by a creepy coworker. It is, and then someone's

1278
01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:10,840
Speaker 1: taking a picture of it too, where you have to

1279
01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:13,840
Speaker 1: hold onto each other for ten seconds because everyone's goddamn photos.

1280
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:15,600
Speaker 1: I love meet and greets, by the way, And the

1281
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:18,200
Speaker 1: shame of this, the irony of this whole thing, is

1282
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:21,639
Speaker 1: that no one who is a bestie would ever dream

1283
01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:25,120
Speaker 1: of making me feel uncomfortable. And so if you're hearing

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01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:26,400
Speaker 1: this going like I don't want to go to a

1285
01:08:26,479 --> 01:08:28,360
Speaker 1: meet and greet. I might make your feel comfortable, You're

1286
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:31,120
Speaker 1: not capable of it. These people again on you, and

1287
01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:33,880
Speaker 1: I've talked about this before. They don't question, am I

1288
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:36,240
Speaker 1: gonna make it uncomfortable? They this would never cross their minds.

1289
01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:39,720
Speaker 1: So this isn't about you, besties. I want to meet you.

1290
01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:42,320
Speaker 1: I fucking love when you walk up in line. You

1291
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:46,040
Speaker 1: know there. I can tell a bestie from ten feet away,

1292
01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:49,080
Speaker 1: by the way, because they start walking forward and I

1293
01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:52,800
Speaker 1: see a look on their face. I see, like, just

1294
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:55,519
Speaker 1: there's a body language. I'm not even joking you. I

1295
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:59,360
Speaker 1: always always know. And then we always just hug. And

1296
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,280
Speaker 1: then the next person and thinks they can hug me

1297
01:09:01,360 --> 01:09:03,280
Speaker 1: to and I go not so fast, sir, like, how

1298
01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:04,840
Speaker 1: do you're just a fan of my roast and you

1299
01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:06,760
Speaker 1: have like eighteen pictures? You print it up for me

1300
01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:10,439
Speaker 1: to sign not getting nug Actually, yeah you will, everyone

1301
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:16,120
Speaker 1: gets one. UM, I have no boundaries. So final thought. Okay,

1302
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:18,960
Speaker 1: here's a couple more um reddit posts that I liked.

1303
01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:23,439
Speaker 1: Um Okay, this made me laugh out loud so hard.

1304
01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:25,760
Speaker 1: It is so hard for a tweet to make me

1305
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:29,640
Speaker 1: laugh out loud, but I love me. I thought it

1306
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:32,600
Speaker 1: was a picture. Okay, it's from me, I r L

1307
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:38,360
Speaker 1: which is the subreddit, and it's it's from a um Oh,

1308
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:41,559
Speaker 1: I don't like the name of this person. Um it's

1309
01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:43,760
Speaker 1: it says no, I'm not even gonna read the name

1310
01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:47,280
Speaker 1: because it's literally like a slur. So it's from a

1311
01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:50,000
Speaker 1: tweet and it says, if y'all are having a bad day,

1312
01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:53,599
Speaker 1: just letting y'all know, my coworker got his prostate exam

1313
01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:57,600
Speaker 1: and when the doc touched his prostate, he nodded immediately

1314
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:05,439
Speaker 1: and fell down, knocking over some when just this guy

1315
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:10,679
Speaker 1: coming and then like fumbling and falling over so funny.

1316
01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:15,519
Speaker 1: And a guy just like coming like without like not

1317
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:18,200
Speaker 1: even like meaning too, is so funny too, just like

1318
01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:21,639
Speaker 1: seeing a guy. I get really like excited when men

1319
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:24,240
Speaker 1: get stupid when they come, like when they can't help

1320
01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:27,200
Speaker 1: but come, and it's obviously something that hits a funny

1321
01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:31,080
Speaker 1: bone in me when they're just like it's so funny,

1322
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:36,479
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And then um let me see. Okay,

1323
01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:39,280
Speaker 1: So this one is so funny. I said it to

1324
01:10:39,439 --> 01:10:41,880
Speaker 1: Noah the other day and said, I wanted to do

1325
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,600
Speaker 1: like a deeper thing on it, but I think it

1326
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:46,800
Speaker 1: can just be. You might have seen this circulated around

1327
01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:50,320
Speaker 1: probably two weeks ago. It's a tweet series of tweets

1328
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:54,479
Speaker 1: from this girl named Steph Veerman. Stephie j seven to

1329
01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:58,000
Speaker 1: five is hurt handle says my dad took over my hamster.

1330
01:10:58,200 --> 01:11:00,400
Speaker 1: Once I went back to college and ended up getting

1331
01:11:00,439 --> 01:11:04,160
Speaker 1: really attached, and today he escaped, meaning the hamster. And

1332
01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:06,760
Speaker 1: this goes to prove how truly pure my father is.

1333
01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:13,639
Speaker 1: And this is their text exchange the father. Um oh wait, sorry,

1334
01:11:13,880 --> 01:11:16,080
Speaker 1: this is the girl first, Dad, Do not freak out.

1335
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:19,120
Speaker 1: It's just a hamster. We will find him. Father. Oh

1336
01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:21,160
Speaker 1: my god, I'm so sorry, honey. I'm so sorry. I'm

1337
01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:24,240
Speaker 1: looking everywhere. I'm so wicked. Sorry, I'll keep looking all day.

1338
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:27,600
Speaker 1: She said, that's good. What's the white arc of betting for?

1339
01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:30,840
Speaker 1: Or is that betting? What is that? It's flower so

1340
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:32,840
Speaker 1: I can see his footsteps if he comes to get

1341
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:35,439
Speaker 1: the food. I'm never going to forgive myself if he

1342
01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:37,640
Speaker 1: doesn't come back. Should I keep looking for him? Or

1343
01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:39,560
Speaker 1: is that going to scare him into hiding? If I

1344
01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:41,719
Speaker 1: can't find him today, I'm not going to work tomorrow

1345
01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:45,320
Speaker 1: so I can keep looking. I'm going to make it right.

1346
01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:47,920
Speaker 1: She goes, Dad, it's okay. He said, no, it's not.

1347
01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:50,400
Speaker 1: I put him in his ball a whole bunch of times.

1348
01:11:50,439 --> 01:11:52,599
Speaker 1: I should have double checked. God is good. I will

1349
01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:55,920
Speaker 1: trust him, And she said okay, and then it goes,

1350
01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:57,720
Speaker 1: please call me as soon as you get this, it's

1351
01:11:57,720 --> 01:12:00,640
Speaker 1: an emergency. She goes, oh wait, sorry, this is the

1352
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:03,320
Speaker 1: whole exchange. Um, I put him in a ball a

1353
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:05,160
Speaker 1: whole bunch of times. I should have double checked. God

1354
01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:06,760
Speaker 1: is good. I will trust him. I know he likes

1355
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:11,200
Speaker 1: peanut butter peanuts. That's a start. And so this sweet

1356
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:14,880
Speaker 1: dad's like freaking out. It really reminded me of my

1357
01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:17,559
Speaker 1: own parents of just like the other day, I go, Mom,

1358
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:20,679
Speaker 1: you know when I was um, when I was living

1359
01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:22,600
Speaker 1: in l A. I had a bunch of contacts, like

1360
01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:25,000
Speaker 1: you know that you put in your eyes, sent to

1361
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:28,559
Speaker 1: my parents house because I didn't need like a hundred pair,

1362
01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:30,120
Speaker 1: you know, and I was going to be back soon.

1363
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,640
Speaker 1: So my mom brought one box out when she came

1364
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:34,840
Speaker 1: up to visit me, and the rest were at her house.

1365
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:37,519
Speaker 1: And you know, it's probably like a hundred dollar order

1366
01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:39,400
Speaker 1: of a two D order of contacts, which is a

1367
01:12:39,479 --> 01:12:42,200
Speaker 1: lot not to say, but it's you know, it's replaceable, right.

1368
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:44,880
Speaker 1: So the other day I go, Mom, can you do

1369
01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:47,479
Speaker 1: you have the rest of those contacts? And she goes,

1370
01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:51,560
Speaker 1: oh God, oh no, NICKI I think I I don't know,

1371
01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:53,720
Speaker 1: wait what do they look like? And I go it's okay.

1372
01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:55,400
Speaker 1: I had him sent to you. You brought me one box,

1373
01:12:55,439 --> 01:12:57,439
Speaker 1: but the rest of them were there, and she's like,

1374
01:12:57,720 --> 01:13:00,920
Speaker 1: oh god. And then she wrote to me, hold on,

1375
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,280
Speaker 1: I just said, to find the text, I put him

1376
01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:06,920
Speaker 1: in a ball. I had her around to make sure

1377
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:13,080
Speaker 1: that they didn't go anywhere exactly. But I said, um oh,

1378
01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:16,320
Speaker 1: I can't find it. Wait, why is my text not

1379
01:13:16,439 --> 01:13:20,760
Speaker 1: coming up? Oh? There it is. Um, I have to

1380
01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:22,800
Speaker 1: read something. This is just gonna get me. I have

1381
01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:27,000
Speaker 1: to read these texts for my mom. There's yeah. I

1382
01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:32,200
Speaker 1: go um uh. She wrote to me. She goes, are

1383
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:34,599
Speaker 1: you feeling okay today? After COVID? I said, yeah better?

1384
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:38,840
Speaker 1: Oh good, yep, maybe you're almost done. Can I help

1385
01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:41,240
Speaker 1: you in any way? Get masks or run an Errand

1386
01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:43,280
Speaker 1: I said that's so nice. No, I'll be okay, mom. Thanks.

1387
01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:46,800
Speaker 1: She goes, okay, you know, uh kiss face emoji. I said,

1388
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:48,880
Speaker 1: do you have the rest of my contact lenses? Let

1389
01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:51,680
Speaker 1: me luck. I don't need them before I leave, but

1390
01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:54,080
Speaker 1: I'll order more if not, because I lost them all

1391
01:13:54,120 --> 01:13:56,240
Speaker 1: since my last order. I think it was shipped to you.

1392
01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:58,720
Speaker 1: And you brought me one box to callie and then

1393
01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:01,120
Speaker 1: she set me a picture she goes found him and

1394
01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:03,679
Speaker 1: she said a picture of the fox and I said, yeah, cool,

1395
01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:05,759
Speaker 1: I'll get them when I get back, and she wrote

1396
01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:08,000
Speaker 1: a few and I said I would have forgiven you

1397
01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:10,040
Speaker 1: if you lost them, and she goes, I wouldn't never.

1398
01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:14,120
Speaker 1: I was just praying she found them, because my mom

1399
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:18,479
Speaker 1: would have beaten herself up forever. It's just God e J.

1400
01:14:19,280 --> 01:14:21,400
Speaker 1: And then my dad would have been like, she loses everything,

1401
01:14:21,439 --> 01:14:23,280
Speaker 1: and she would have been like, I lose everything because

1402
01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:25,519
Speaker 1: my mom feels so bad. But then she okay, So

1403
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:29,920
Speaker 1: this is my mom's feedback on the podcast Monday PM.

1404
01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:33,599
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm listening to your podcast and you're

1405
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:36,320
Speaker 1: giving the final thoughts on White Lotus already. I don't

1406
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:38,360
Speaker 1: think anybody's watched it. I don't know why I'm doing.

1407
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:42,479
Speaker 1: I think it's the same. Yeah, I know, I go

1408
01:14:42,760 --> 01:14:46,080
Speaker 1: skip ahead. I gave a spoiler alert. I saw it.

1409
01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:49,280
Speaker 1: I just think it's so new that not everyone's been

1410
01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:51,720
Speaker 1: able to watch it. I said, so that's why I

1411
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:54,519
Speaker 1: gave a spoiler alert. And believe me, everyone who is

1412
01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:57,439
Speaker 1: gonna see it has seen it. And she goes, okay,

1413
01:14:57,880 --> 01:15:00,360
Speaker 1: I go Spoiler alerts are an acceptable way to talk

1414
01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:03,559
Speaker 1: about shows. I gave a very obvious one. She goes,

1415
01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:06,920
Speaker 1: I know it's funny. While I was listening, I don't

1416
01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:09,320
Speaker 1: know I'm doing each other. I'm just gonna lean into it.

1417
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:11,840
Speaker 1: It's funny. While I was listening to this, but I

1418
01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:14,719
Speaker 1: had already seen the ending, I was still cringing because

1419
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:16,840
Speaker 1: I didn't even want to hear it again, because I

1420
01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:20,200
Speaker 1: was so devastated that she died. Why did she have

1421
01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:23,439
Speaker 1: to die? And you do a great impression of her,

1422
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:26,240
Speaker 1: really good. I said, I was so mad that she

1423
01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:29,800
Speaker 1: died too, so stupid. It really was pointless. She goes,

1424
01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:34,800
Speaker 1: I know, we need more of her. So my mom

1425
01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:38,200
Speaker 1: was so worried about my besties hearing a spoiler alert,

1426
01:15:38,520 --> 01:15:41,519
Speaker 1: and I said, that's why I gave one. Mom, but

1427
01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:45,840
Speaker 1: are not that bright. No, they might not have seen

1428
01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:48,200
Speaker 1: it yet. My mom doesn't understand that, Like if you

1429
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:50,160
Speaker 1: would have gone on Instagram, it would have been spoiled

1430
01:15:50,240 --> 01:15:52,720
Speaker 1: eighteen times for you that day, Like if you were

1431
01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:56,479
Speaker 1: when I said that spoiler it was probably it came Wednesday,

1432
01:15:56,560 --> 01:15:59,320
Speaker 1: so it had been four days, three days since it

1433
01:15:59,439 --> 01:16:03,120
Speaker 1: had aired, ample time, I think, and with a spoiler

1434
01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:06,880
Speaker 1: alert warning, I think that's fine. Hilarious production on that

1435
01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:11,640
Speaker 1: spoiler alert by the way, Noah, thank you. That was

1436
01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:15,439
Speaker 1: so that. Yeah, you made that work. It was so

1437
01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:17,280
Speaker 1: funny and it's so good. I think we should do

1438
01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:20,559
Speaker 1: more inserts like that. It was so fun. Um yeah,

1439
01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:22,760
Speaker 1: so I can't. I think that's the show. I mean, UM,

1440
01:16:22,920 --> 01:16:24,560
Speaker 1: trying to think of maybe I have one more. I

1441
01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:26,680
Speaker 1: think that was pretty much it. I'm trying to think

1442
01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:28,920
Speaker 1: of anything else we've got going. We're gonna be on

1443
01:16:29,040 --> 01:16:32,200
Speaker 1: tour so much in the new year. So many dates

1444
01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:35,479
Speaker 1: you guys coming up? Um, what are some of them? Anya?

1445
01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:37,960
Speaker 1: Do you know you? Yes, I do. We're gonna be

1446
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:47,799
Speaker 1: in Albany for two nights, Portland, Maine, Calamazoo, Michigan, Joliet, Illinois, Tampa, Florida, Orlando, Florida, Bloomington, Indiana,

1447
01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:52,000
Speaker 1: and Newport, Kentucky, and Lexington, Kentucky, Tucson, Arizona. No will

1448
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:54,759
Speaker 1: be at that one. Guys, have so many freaking shows.

1449
01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:57,680
Speaker 1: It is going to be so fun. This tour is

1450
01:16:57,760 --> 01:17:00,960
Speaker 1: out of control. It's so good. We have special guests

1451
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:03,559
Speaker 1: coming out, um to open on a couple of these.

1452
01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:06,120
Speaker 1: So um, I'd love to see you out. If you

1453
01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:07,800
Speaker 1: go alone, I'll give you free meet and greet. And

1454
01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:09,320
Speaker 1: if you just write me and say you can't afford

1455
01:17:09,360 --> 01:17:10,760
Speaker 1: a meet and greet, I'll give you a free meet

1456
01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:13,479
Speaker 1: and greet. I'm not a monster, okay, so um, And

1457
01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:15,200
Speaker 1: if I don't get back to you that you've written me,

1458
01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:17,720
Speaker 1: write me again, keep writing me until I see it,

1459
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:19,120
Speaker 1: because I will see it. Or just go to the

1460
01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:20,760
Speaker 1: many at the March Ruth and be like Nicky said,

1461
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:22,080
Speaker 1: I can have free meet and greet and if you're

1462
01:17:22,120 --> 01:17:24,519
Speaker 1: not like a complete creep, she'll give you one. It's

1463
01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:27,120
Speaker 1: not a big deal, Okay. Um. I can't wait to

1464
01:17:27,160 --> 01:17:28,639
Speaker 1: meet you all. I love you all so much. Thank

1465
01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:30,040
Speaker 1: you for listening to podcast. Thank you for all the

1466
01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:32,479
Speaker 1: positive gear back and all the messages I continue to get.

1467
01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:36,800
Speaker 1: Happy new Year everyone. We have exciting things coming up

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Speaker 1: for the podcast in the new year. I'm so excited

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Speaker 1: um to have you as a fan and um a

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Speaker 1: friend and a bestie and don't be kept and yeah,