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Speaker 1: I'm Moving ninety two point five. Hello. Hi, this is

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Speaker 1: Casey Ryback. I'm calling from Insurance. I was looking for Ellen. Hi.

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Speaker 1: This is she. Hey, Ellen, welcome to the company. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: thank you, no problem. I work in human resources and

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Speaker 1: I talked to Marcy, the woman who you interviewed with,

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Speaker 1: and we are excited to have you in the building.

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Speaker 1: I'm really excited to be on board. Well great, UM,

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Speaker 1: here's the deal, though, we do have a situation that

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Speaker 1: has come up and I need to talk with you

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Speaker 1: about it before you start. All right, Okay, so your

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Speaker 1: name is Ellen, which is a lovely name, by the way,

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Speaker 1: but we all we already have an Ellen working for us.

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Speaker 1: Her name is Ellen Merkle, and she's been with Customer

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Speaker 1: Care now for three years. Okay, so you probably see

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Speaker 1: where I'm going with this. Um, not really, Well, before

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Speaker 1: you start, you're going to have to pick a different name.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean, Well, we can't have two Ellen's

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Speaker 1: in the office. Silly. Why not, Well, if that would

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Speaker 1: just get confusing. You know which Ellen am I talking to?

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Speaker 1: I don't know you're joking, right, No? No, no, no.

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Speaker 1: We had a situation back in two thousand and eight.

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Speaker 1: We had two gyms and it messed up everything. Payroll

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Speaker 1: was crazy, all the work projects got mixed up. We

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Speaker 1: said we would never have two people with the same

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Speaker 1: name working here. Ever again, Yes, we are serious, and

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Speaker 1: that's why the company has instituted a rule where we

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Speaker 1: can only have one name, and if a duplicate shows up,

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Speaker 1: that person has to change their name. It's based on seniority.

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Speaker 1: And obviously you're just starting here, so I hope that's

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Speaker 1: not an issue. So you want me to change my

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Speaker 1: name for real, just for my job. No, I don't

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Speaker 1: want you to. You're going to have to if you

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Speaker 1: want to work here. Wow, I had no idea. I

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Speaker 1: do have a list of approved names that haven't been taken.

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Speaker 1: I can run through a few of those with you.

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Speaker 1: We have Beverly, Batty, Cheryl. Okay, I've never gotten in

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Speaker 1: a million years i'd have to change my name for

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Speaker 1: a job. Chauncey. You could go by Arthur if you

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Speaker 1: wanted to I'd rather not go by Arthur. Oh why not?

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Speaker 1: I think that's a really beautiful name. I love it.

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Speaker 1: Why are you suggesting guy's names. Well, that's just the

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Speaker 1: list of available names. You can choose whichever one you want.

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Speaker 1: If you don't want to go by Arthur, you could

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Speaker 1: go by Artie. We don't have an Artie. I could

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Speaker 1: go by a L. I mean that's what some of

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Speaker 1: my friends and co workers call me. Now, yeah, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: we can't do that. We have a guy whose real

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Speaker 1: name is Peter. He works in accounting, but he took

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Speaker 1: the name L a few years ago. So you, guys,

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Speaker 1: you have a guy named Peter who's going by the

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Speaker 1: name L. Yes, yeah, yeah, that was one of the

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Speaker 1: approved names when he started, so he took L. So

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Speaker 1: that's all. You'll meet him soon, okay. And he was

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Speaker 1: she as cool as this. Oh yeah, he loves it.

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Speaker 1: Now he's thinking of changing his name legally to L. Okay. Um,

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Speaker 1: my real name isn't even casey, oh u Chad. Chad

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Speaker 1: is my given name, but my work name here is Casey.

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Speaker 1: But I love it. I've got two identities now, I

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Speaker 1: mean this is kind of weird for me. I really

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Speaker 1: appreciate the offer. Um, and I'm glad you guys reached out.

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Speaker 1: I just don't know if I want to work here,

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Speaker 1: if if I have to change my name, especially to

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Speaker 1: like my name that isn't remotely close to Oh, no, Arthur.

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Speaker 1: And I was hoping you wouldn't say that. Please don't

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Speaker 1: call me Arthur. That's that's not my name. My name

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Speaker 1: is Ellen. Well, I was hoping if I called you Arthur,

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Speaker 1: you might feel good to you and it would stick.

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Speaker 1: You know what. It didn't. It didn't. It didn't feel good. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I guess in that case, we're going to have to

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Speaker 1: resend our offer. Then you're really not going to hire

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Speaker 1: me just because I'm not going to change my name,

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Speaker 1: because that's a pretty absurd request. Yeah, we aunt. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Cheryl, but we can't. And I'm done with this.

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Speaker 1: I'm good to go. Thank you, Chauncey. I think that's

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Speaker 1: like a horse's name. Okay, so no, don't even go there.

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Speaker 1: That's not even like nobody goes by that name. That's

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Speaker 1: that's no. So there's there's nothing I can do to

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Speaker 1: convince you to change your name. No, no, not unless

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Speaker 1: if Ellen doesn't work and Ell doesn't work, then I

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Speaker 1: don't think that we have a lot to work with here.

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Speaker 1: But Betty, people are going to be really disappointed. Can

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Speaker 1: you just like stop saying other names? Because now it

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Speaker 1: just feels like you're goating me. It's it's rude and

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Speaker 1: I'm not like, my name is Ellen, and at least

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Speaker 1: in this conversation you can be respectful and use my

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Speaker 1: actual name. Okay, Well, how about to be respectful and

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Speaker 1: that you know this is a prank phone call too?

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Speaker 1: What Yes, Chauncey, it's a prank phone call. This is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the morning doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Your friend Melissa set you up.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was getting so frustrated with all

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Speaker 1: of these names you were giving me. Well, I think

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Speaker 1: you really should think about Chauncey though. I know if

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Speaker 1: you Chauncy's great. Dudes don't look like horses at all.

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Speaker 1: So's awful rate. Weeke up every morning with ju Foo

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Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy on Even ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five