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Speaker 1: don't care, right, absolutely should. I'm so with you. It's

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Speaker 1: been twenty something how many years? I don't care. They

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Speaker 1: need to get back. I needed to happen. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: we already kind of efficiently know. But Eli Manning will

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Speaker 1: announce his retirement tomorrow. He spent sixteen years with the

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Speaker 1: New York Giants, two Super Bowl wins over the Patriots.

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Speaker 1: He's thirty nine years old and yeah, gosh, retiring at

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Speaker 1: thirty nine, what is that like? Yeah, juice World. They

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Speaker 1: found out that he passed away from an accidental overdose.

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Speaker 1: This is according to the medical examiner. It was oxycodone

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Speaker 1: and codeine in his system and he died from toxic

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Speaker 1: levels of those drugs. So did you see Lizzo and

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Speaker 1: the cover of Rolling Stone Machine And the cover says

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Speaker 1: how she conquered the world Lizzo? It's it's really cool.

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Speaker 1: She looks amazing, So very happy for her. Nick jonas

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Speaker 1: Uh is on the Voice this season. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you knew that. He will be there with Blake Shelton,

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Speaker 1: John Legend, and Kelly Clarkson, and his brothers Kevin and

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Speaker 1: Joe will be his advisors in season eighteen. So he's

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Speaker 1: keeping it. He's keeping it in the family. Everybody, did

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Speaker 1: you he's justin Bieber. Yesterday he shot carpool Karaoke with

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Speaker 1: James Gordon and they had a food truck to benefit

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Speaker 1: the LA Food Bank, which is awesome, so you know,

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Speaker 1: yummy food trunk. It all makes sense, right, So that

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Speaker 1: went down, And on Sunday we get Tommy Livado performing

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Speaker 1: a song she wrote just before her overdose at the

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Speaker 1: Grammy Awards. Who you know, we have very very touching

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Speaker 1: night at the Grammys. Captain Marvel two is in the

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Speaker 1: works for a potential twenty twenty two release. And my

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Speaker 1: favorite story of the day. On TikTok, guys are putting

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Speaker 1: soy sauce on their testicles because apparently there is a

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Speaker 1: thing you can taste it. Yeah. Well, TMZ ran into

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Speaker 1: doctor Oz and Doctor Ross said, there are no taste

452
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Speaker 1: buds in your testicles, and he said not mine anyway.

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Speaker 1: He said, all you're gonna get is a burning sensation

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Speaker 1: if this gets into your urethrow. Yeah, this is the

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Speaker 1: dumbest thing ever. So there are people they're actually dipping

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Speaker 1: their testicles into soy sauce. Yeah, yeah, don't do it.

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Speaker 1: Doctor says, don't do it. I try to convince my

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Speaker 1: boyfriend to do it. No. I was like, I need

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Speaker 1: you to go find out. He's like, I think that

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Speaker 1: would know. Hold on, hold on, here comes Brodie with

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Speaker 1: more salty nuts jokes. I was waiting for the joke.

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Speaker 1: Time that was the joke. Okay. A Star Trek Picard

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Speaker 1: is on CBS All Access today. You've got the third

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Speaker 1: season Prayer of Station nineteen. A Little Grades Back, A

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Speaker 1: Million Little Things returns on ABC, and the Gail King

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Speaker 1: Grammy Special on CBS at ten pm. Have you heard

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Speaker 1: of day drinking with the Jonas brothers. That sounds awesome.

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Speaker 1: I saw a little couple clips of it. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: think they did some day drinking with the Seth Myers

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Speaker 1: And is this a thing? Are they going to be

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Speaker 1: traveling around and day drinking with celebrities? Is this like

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Speaker 1: a podcasting? And what is this? I don't know. Let

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Speaker 1: me look up what Brodie. It's a recurring bit Seth

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Speaker 1: Myers does with celebrities every couple of months. He's done

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Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson, Rihanna. They just get crashed all day, okay,

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Speaker 1: and then they aired on the show. So Seth Myers

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Speaker 1: does it. I think the Jonas brothers should steal it

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Speaker 1: and they should do day drinking with the Jonas brothers

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Speaker 1: or they just you know, tiptoe around with celebrities and

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Speaker 1: just get drunk. Did you see them wearing those like

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Speaker 1: bad wigs and then they were doing like they take

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Speaker 1: on camp rock in the car? It was so funny.

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Speaker 1: Did you see it when they they did the Kardashians

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Speaker 1: bit when Joe storms in the room and what they

485
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Speaker 1: do is they play the audio back from old Kardashians

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Speaker 1: like a fight between the sisters. Yeah, and then they

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Speaker 1: play and the mouth it. Yeah, here comes engineer Jeff. Jeff,

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Speaker 1: what Scari's finally telling me that there's a problem that's

489
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Speaker 1: been going on for fifteen minutes? You just spit my eye.

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Speaker 1: It's sick. Okay, everyone, just let's calm down. What monitoring

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Speaker 1: situation is going on your screen that allows you to

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Speaker 1: go to commercials blanked out so we may be talking

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Speaker 1: for the next hour and a half. Oh cool, I'm

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Speaker 1: all for it. I don't see a problem. I can

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Speaker 1: go to a phone call. Hello is this I can't

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Speaker 1: read your Everything's just failing today, Hi, Kensha. I didn't

497
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Speaker 1: want to say your name wrong. Hi, how are you?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? I'm good? How are you? So you

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Speaker 1: used to be a substitute teacher. Yeah, I did when

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Speaker 1: I was in college. Now was that one of the

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Speaker 1: worst jobs ever? No? Actually, i'm a teacher now, so

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Speaker 1: I didn't just to get my seal for things to

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Speaker 1: make sure that that's what I wanted to do. Oh,

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Speaker 1: that's good to you. Could you sort of test drove

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Speaker 1: your your job yep, before you bought in. But when

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Speaker 1: you're a substitute, you know you're going in under the

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Speaker 1: worst of circumstances because they have zero respect for you. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: But any day that they don't kill each other, that's

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Speaker 1: a good day. So when I would go in, I

510
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Speaker 1: would tell them I don't care what you do, just

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Speaker 1: stay quiet and don't kill each other. Okay, So you

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Speaker 1: really weren't You really weren't there to teach that day.

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Speaker 1: You're just there to keep them under control. Yeah, pretty much.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to make sure they all stayed alive,

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Speaker 1: you know. And did you lose any of them? No,

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Speaker 1: I haven't, so I think I did pretty well. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I must assume that now that you're officially a teacher,

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Speaker 1: it's a little different than just keeping him alive. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's it's a little different. They so someone treating me

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Speaker 1: like a sensi tuit. My first year, they treated me

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Speaker 1: like a sensi suit. Yeah. You know, kids are just

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Speaker 1: the worst. Because I still am one, I can say that.

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Speaker 1: All right, Kenesha, thank you for listening. You know, we

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Speaker 1: love our teachers. Thank you for what you do for

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Speaker 1: a living. We appreciate your You're getting in the matag.

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Speaker 1: All right, I have a great day, guy, you too,

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Hello Amy, Amy, you had to sub. You

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Speaker 1: had to sub for a Chinese language class. I did.

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Speaker 1: How much teaching did you do that day? Well? Luckily

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Speaker 1: I was terrified when they called me to sub for that.

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Speaker 1: I was like, this is going to be the worst

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Speaker 1: day ever. But luckily the plans that she left only

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Speaker 1: involved doing origami. So le Japanese. Yeah that's Japanese. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I thought it was. Isn't we're gone? Maybe it's Chinese?

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Speaker 1: Took that's like that. So they were actually doing origami

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Speaker 1: in the Chinese class. Yeah, that was what she left.

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Speaker 1: So that's what we did. Okay, but wait a minute, so, uh,

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Speaker 1: which Chinese language was it? I mean aren't there like

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Speaker 1: seven hundred of them. I mean, there's a lot of them,

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Speaker 1: you know. I honestly have no idea. And it was

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Speaker 1: it was actually at the school my children go to,

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Speaker 1: and at the time, they started it in fourth grade,

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Speaker 1: so I don't even know, and they don't have it anymore, unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: but probably because they were doing an origami in a

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Speaker 1: Chinese class, right that was supposed to be a next

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Speaker 1: door at the Japanese class. It's like rolling sushi rolls

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Speaker 1: down there at the Chinese class exactly. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, any thank you for listening and thanks

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Speaker 1: for surviving your your substitute teacher days. Oh yeah, thank you,

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Speaker 1: thanks for listening. Hello Aubrey, Hey, uh yeah, what are

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Speaker 1: you a teacher? I am? And you know what's funny,

552
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Speaker 1: I called you in August because it's my first year

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Speaker 1: teaching and I was really really excited because it was

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Speaker 1: the first day of school. And now I have bad

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Speaker 1: news for how it's going. How's it going? Well? You

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Speaker 1: were talking about sixth season, and in the first three

557
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 1: or four months of school, I had strapped twice and

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Speaker 1: I had the flu. So now that it's flu season,

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Speaker 1: I'm having everyone wipe everything down. Are you like Froggy

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Speaker 1: in the studio with his lysol wipes? Yeah? Yeah. You

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Speaker 1: open a cabinet and I've got sock and lysol pretty much,

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Speaker 1: and I'm just throwing away the pencils. I'm wiping down

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Speaker 1: the tables. I feel like Gandhi. I'm like, just don't

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Speaker 1: don't come too close to me with nice break because

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Speaker 1: I'm not having to happen again. So do we know

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Speaker 1: with certainty that this does help when you light all things,

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Speaker 1: when you wipe things down on it? Well, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: it says it. The company that's charging you for this

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Speaker 1: item is saying it, but they're not gonna lie. Right

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Speaker 1: on the top, it says kills cold and flu viruses

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Speaker 1: and there's a little three next to it, which I

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Speaker 1: don't know what that means. I want to kill the

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Speaker 1: viruses that it doesn't kill, because there's that's only nine whatever. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm with my luck. I'll get that one percent. Yeah

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Speaker 1: all right, Well, I'm so sorry to hear that your

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Speaker 1: your first year teaching has been so sickening, But are

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Speaker 1: just keep just keep wiping stuff down, and you know,

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Speaker 1: we love our teachers. We're supporting you. Okay, all right, thanks,

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Speaker 1: love you too. Elvis it says right here kills influenza

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Speaker 1: A and human coronavirus on hard non porous services. Intend

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Speaker 1: you know, I know, But it's the company you're paying

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Speaker 1: is saying that. I mean, it's the same as this

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Speaker 1: radio station. We say we do twenty minutes commercial free.

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Speaker 1: Now it's like eighteen. You know what I'm saying. Hey,

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Speaker 1: we're not always honest about this, lensider, consider the source. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what do you want to think about the honesty going on?

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00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 1: Kind of sad? Right? All right, let's take a break

588
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Speaker 1: and I need to go bowl my nose in pure elsa.

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Speaker 1: I think you know, I think it works right, I

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Speaker 1: may elness. By the way, good meeting you? Who have

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Speaker 1: you bitches that now? Ny? You guys are a discussing

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Speaker 1: group of people starting. I listened to you every morning.

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Speaker 1: I think you're all great. I love you. There's no

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Speaker 1: single perfect bowl of oatmeal. I like mine sweet, you

596
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Speaker 1: might like your savory. But when you start with whole

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Speaker 1: grain Quaker oats, there's your perfect bowl. And that's what matters.

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Speaker 1: Quaker oats, our oats, your creation. So tonight Alex and

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Speaker 1: I have to judge a meatball contest. Wow, like heavens? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but what do you do to clean your palette in

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Speaker 1: between meat balls? You don't know? It's just a meatball contest, Dad,

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Speaker 1: I know, but they're going to all taste the same

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Speaker 1: and after all, I don't know. I mean I did.

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Speaker 1: Here's do you have him? We're trying to get Alex.

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Speaker 1: This is gonna be a lot of fun tonight. We're

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Speaker 1: raising money at Violets seller Staten Island. You know where

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Speaker 1: it is, our friend Peter Botros his incredible restaurant. Uh,

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Speaker 1: it's a I'm trying to pull it up. Maybe Alex

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Speaker 1: can't do it. Oh, we have him? Do we have Alex?

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Speaker 1: Got him? This is so devil worse product? Hi, good morning,

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Speaker 1: good morning. So we're really judging a meatball contest tonight? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I heard the finest Uh Staten Island is with the

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Speaker 1: meat ball recipes are coming to Violets tonight and we

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Speaker 1: got to judge which one is the best meat ball. Okay,

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Speaker 1: first of all, people who make meatballs are fiery Italians, right,

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Speaker 1: and so there's only gonna be one winner, and all

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Speaker 1: the losers are gonna want to run us down with

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Speaker 1: their with their their cadillacts. Yeah, I wouldn't want to

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Speaker 1: be young. Well, I think we should tell Peter who

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Speaker 1: the winner is and then we sneak out before he

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Speaker 1: revealed who'd winner. That's how we do it in Staten Island.

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Speaker 1: Is that how you do it. You do the Irish

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Speaker 1: exit to get away from the Italian. We're supporting Staten

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Speaker 1: Island University Hospitals, Florina Cancer Center and our friend Peter

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Speaker 1: the chef, he's very very involved with Florina Cancer Center, right, yes, correct, Yes,

627
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Speaker 1: So anyway, I made a decision years and years ago

628
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 1: to not judge anything because I remember I had a

629
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: bad experience at some talent show, like a high school

630
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 1: talent contest, like a thousand years ago, when you were

631
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 1: on the radio you had to say yes to these things, okay,

632
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 1: And so I remember all the parents of all the

633
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: kids who didn't win started screaming at me and cornering me,

634
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: and I felt a little threatened. Yeah, no, no, no, no,

635
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 1: So that's so I have said no to judging contest

636
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 1: for over twenty years. Now, we don't say like the

637
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 1: Miss America pageants and all those pageants, like there's death

638
00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:00,040
Speaker 1: threats and stuff. Yes, so so Alex the fact and

639
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 1: I said yes to this tonight. I'm a little nervous,

640
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 1: little nerves now you get a meat nervous and I live.

641
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 1: I know, I know, all right, Look it is fifty

642
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 1: nine dollars to get in, but of course the proceeds

643
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 1: are going directly to Staten Island University Hospitals of Florina

644
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: Cancer Center, and Alex and I are so happy to

645
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 1: be there and support. It's the judging thing which kind

646
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 1: of scares me. A meat book contest. All right, all right,

647
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 1: well we've got a date. So if anyone on Staten

648
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 1: Island or anywhere else in the five Boroughs of New

649
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 1: York want to come tonight or New Jersey, you can

650
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 1: drive over the bridge. We'll be at Violets Seller tonight

651
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 1: and you can go to violetseller dot com to get

652
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 1: all the information. Are you get a spit bucket in between? Really?

653
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:50,000
Speaker 1: That's for wine. Are you saying we can't swallow the

654
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: meat ball? I will tell you. And if you're not

655
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 1: from the New York area that you don't understand how

656
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 1: the competition of the best meat ball is just a

657
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 1: fierce topic. Oh my grandma makes the best best meatballs.

658
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: No mine does, No mine does. You so him a

659
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 1: bit and it gets crazy. That's why I don't make

660
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,399
Speaker 1: meatballs for Alex because I know his mom. I will

661
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: never make them like his mom, and so I'm not

662
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:20,240
Speaker 1: even gonna try. Alex. Sorry, Oh my mom has great meatball.

663
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:24,280
Speaker 1: Keep in mind thinking about this. These are the meatballs

664
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 1: you grew up with. Maybe they're not that great, but

665
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: you just think they are because it's all you know.

666
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:32,799
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I hope she's not listening to. One

667
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: of my fondest memories of my grandma Rose Grandma was

668
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 1: when Saturday morning she would be making the meatball for

669
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 1: the Sunday sauce. Yeah, so we'd be and they'd be

670
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 1: all fried up, and she'd let me taste them before

671
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 1: she put them in the sauce. Right heaven. So good.

672
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,400
Speaker 1: Your uncle Johnny on the phone. He thinks he we

673
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:56,399
Speaker 1: call him fartballs because they make us fart Yeah. Yeah.

674
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,840
Speaker 1: He does his sort of the Sicilian way with raisins

675
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 1: in pineuts. Yo. All right, I love you, Alex, I'll

676
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,399
Speaker 1: see you at the meatball contest at Violet Celler tonight.

677
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 1: Don't eat too many balls, yeah yeah, limit your balls,

678
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 1: all right? All right? Shut up, Foggy. What's scary now?

679
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,839
Speaker 1: If you recall Elvis a couple of months ago I did,

680
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 1: I actually did the same thing for Chef Peter and

681
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 1: Chef Kim, where I was the judge for their lobster

682
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: role contest, only it was just the two of them

683
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 1: going at it. Well, if we were in Maine or Massachusetts,

684
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: I could see how there'd be a competition. That's not

685
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 1: a big New York thing. But I wanted to say

686
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,240
Speaker 1: was the people that show up to eat our officionados

687
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 1: and they take it very seriously. So it's gonna be

688
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: meatball madness tonight. Meatball madness. Yeah, all these recipes are

689
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 1: gonna be Uncle Johnny, do you want to come with

690
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 1: us tonight to the meatball contest? I would love to. Wait.

691
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:55,799
Speaker 1: I judge the meatballs over at Kim's about three years ago. Right,

692
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 1: Do you remember how mad all the losers got They

693
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,839
Speaker 1: were yelling at Uncle Johnny. They were mad because people

694
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 1: are so passionate about their meatballs, you know. But wait,

695
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 1: didn't we enter you into a meatball contest last year? No,

696
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 1: that was at the studio we did the meet. No no, no, no, no, no,

697
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 1: you were We did a contest at Violet Seller last

698
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,439
Speaker 1: year and you were supposed to win and you lost.

699
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 1: Don't you remember them? No? What was that? It wasn't No,

700
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 1: that was for cocktails that but and they said, if

701
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny shows up and you give him, give us

702
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 1: all this publicity, I can pretty much guarantee he's gonna

703
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 1: win this thing. And so what happened? He lost? Oh

704
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 1: everyone got mad. They're like, oh my god, Alex was

705
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 1: really mad. They said, they said you were a shoe win.

706
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,359
Speaker 1: But let's be honest. Do you really want to win

707
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 1: by by false? You know you know what I mean.

708
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 1: Don't you want to win legitimately? Oh? Absolutely, I was.

709
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 1: I just brought things in there, but it wasn't anything

710
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:53,399
Speaker 1: serious that was making. But they were all serious. They

711
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 1: they had all sorts of stuff and different herbs and

712
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 1: smoking smoky stage and the you know, okay, and I

713
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 1: always saying they're making it old cocktail I'd make on

714
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:06,439
Speaker 1: Fire Island. I know, It's really funny. They were making

715
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: like smoky old fashions with you know, a hint of what,

716
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 1: and Uncle Johnny's making like a vodka soda. Hey, so,

717
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny, your meatballs are terrific. You know, I'm addicted

718
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 1: to your meatballs. But you know they make us fart,

719
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 1: they make us very gassy. Well, I do the Sicilian ones.

720
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 1: I do the ones with nuts and yellow raisins, right,

721
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,400
Speaker 1: pine nuts and the yellow raisins, and they and they

722
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 1: come out so good, and a lot of people like,

723
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 1: oh raisins, No, the little sweetness of the raisins, and

724
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,799
Speaker 1: they're so good. Haven't you made them for us yet?

725
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 1: They're run Johnny? I will, I'll do that, john I

726
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: guess what Johnorrow I'm making. I'm making a special for January,

727
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 1: just for Elvis. A mock cocktail, A mocktail mole, a mocktail.

728
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 1: You know what if you you know, I know it's

729
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 1: a pain in the as you should do meatballs instead. Yeah,

730
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 1: I can't do it. Taketsally too long, I'd have to.

731
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 1: It would take me a whole day. Okay, question question

732
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 1: what are you doing today? What else you got going on?

733
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 1: I love you have a busy day a head. I'm

734
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:14,799
Speaker 1: preparing my mock cocktail. Johnny. It's a mocktail. You can

735
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: take out. You can take out the cock I start

736
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 1: now back all right, all right, we'll see you with

737
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:29,800
Speaker 1: your mocktail tomorrow, but maybe sometimes. What about tonight? Do

738
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,320
Speaker 1: you want me to come? Yes, come with us. You

739
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 1: can ride with me. Okay, give me a call later,

740
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 1: all right, Uncle Johnny. We love you. I love you. Kay, goodbye,

741
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 1: painted my ass. He's so cute, cute, love it. He

742
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 1: is adorable, isn't he. We love you, Uncle Johnny. All right,

743
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 1: let's get it. Take a little kid like you. After

744
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 1: a while, you give him back to the parents and

745
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 1: you're like, no, no, thank you so much. That's why

746
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 1: when we take him a vacation, it's a disaster. There

747
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,720
Speaker 1: are no parents to give him. We are the parents,

748
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,880
Speaker 1: all right. So Johnny with his mock cocktail tomorrow. And

749
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: if you want to come to Violet Seller tonight, Uncle

750
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:06,959
Speaker 1: Johnny will be there. Another reason to pay your fifty

751
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,839
Speaker 1: nine dollars. All the money's going to a great cause,

752
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 1: and we're eating meatballs. What could go wrong? All right?

753
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:12,879
Speaker 1: Into the three things we need to know? Gandhi, what's

754
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 1: going on? Sadly, three American firefighters have died fighting bushfires

755
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:19,320
Speaker 1: in an air tanker crash in Australia. It was a

756
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: large C one thirty hercules and went down Thursday in

757
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,279
Speaker 1: the rural area of New South Wales. No survivors in

758
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 1: the crash and no word yet on exactly what caused it.

759
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:31,840
Speaker 1: Interesting story coming out of a Methodist church in Minnesota.

760
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,800
Speaker 1: They're catching some heat for asking their older worshippers to

761
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,879
Speaker 1: stay away. They want to revamp their image and most

762
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,919
Speaker 1: of the members are over sixty years old, so they've

763
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 1: asked them to just go ahead and find another place

764
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 1: if you could. Are you kidding? I am not kidding

765
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 1: you at all. I think this is so outrageous. That's ridiculous.

766
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 1: Said you can apply again for membership in two years,

767
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 1: but while you're finding another church, if you could go

768
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:54,919
Speaker 1: ahead and keep up with our yardwork, that would be yeah, Okay,

769
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 1: Jack's gonna happen. Ridiculous. They're trying to court a younger

770
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 1: crowd so they'll get rid of the older people. Are ridiculous.

771
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 1: And finally, some experts are warning against the newest viral challenge,

772
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,399
Speaker 1: which is ridiculously unsafe. I don't even think it takes

773
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 1: an expert to figure out. This one's unsafe. Don't do it.

774
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,160
Speaker 1: It's called the outlet challenge. Have you guys seen people

775
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 1: doing that? They're plugging anything halfway into an outlet and

776
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,880
Speaker 1: then dropping a penny or a fork or anything on

777
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:18,400
Speaker 1: top of it just to see it spark. Do not

778
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 1: do that. That is so, so so dangerous if you do.

779
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 1: If you do that, you are officially stupid. Yeah, okay,

780
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,320
Speaker 1: there I said it. Yeah, you start a fire and

781
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 1: then you're a criminal too. So don't do it, dumbass.

782
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 1: If you see it, say something. Stop your friends. It's

783
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: super stupid. Thank you, you're all right. We got a

784
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 1: phone tap on the way. Who does it today? Scary?

785
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 1: Good morning? The show tis the season. You don't have

786
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 1: to have a full fledged flu in order to feel

787
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 1: lock all goopy and stuffed up when we get up

788
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,879
Speaker 1: to come in here. Every day. It's a challenge every

789
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 1: day to clean out the pipes, you know, on neck up. Yeah,

790
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 1: that's why musen X night shift helps relieve cold and

791
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 1: flu symptoms. They help you get to sleep and not

792
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: wake up feeling like a friggin zombie. Yes, is like,

793
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 1: my holy grail. It really is the best. The thing

794
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,799
Speaker 1: is in the stuff that really works out there other

795
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,800
Speaker 1: than Musinex. The next morning, he's like, you have a hangover.

796
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,720
Speaker 1: You don't want that your day starts early, like hours

797
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,399
Speaker 1: or it doesn't matter what time it starts. You don't

798
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,279
Speaker 1: want to wake up feeling like a zombie. That's why

799
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 1: musen X night Shift is the way to go. So

800
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:33,839
Speaker 1: if cold symptoms are keeping you up at night, try

801
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 1: Musinex Nightmare. So we got the news the other day

802
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 1: that we are signing on on a new radio station

803
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 1: in Little Rock, Arkansas. So they start Monday, all right,

804
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 1: So I want everyone to be on their best behavior Monday.

805
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 1: I want them to hear I don't want them to

806
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 1: hear the show and it's in its typical way I want.

807
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 1: I want us to be a little nicer. Well, let's

808
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:59,440
Speaker 1: ease them into this. The band aid off right at

809
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 1: the beginning. That is maybe the things we need to

810
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 1: give them some sort of some sort of warning, right

811
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 1: like the classy show. Well, I don't know what we

812
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 1: shouldn't be who we aren't right, but I know I

813
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 1: just don't want to throw them in the cold water

814
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,880
Speaker 1: so fast. I think Monday we should be you know,

815
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,279
Speaker 1: we should reintroduce ourselves let people know who we are,

816
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 1: because you know, we at the end of the day,

817
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 1: we do have new people listening every day and they

818
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 1: don't know who the heck we are, why we're here.

819
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 1: So it got me to thinking, like, maybe Monday we

820
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:32,320
Speaker 1: could cut back on the fart jokes and the penis jokes.

821
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 1: Maybe it's Monday, so we don't come in Monday yet.

822
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: I'll just stay home on Monday. No, no, no, But

823
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 1: what we can do, and I think this is a

824
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 1: smart way to do do it. Say hey, welcome to uh,

825
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 1: welcome to our world here in Little Rock. It's good

826
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 1: to be here. Just let to let you know we

827
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 1: have decided for a few days we're going to like

828
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 1: soften the show a little bit and we're not going

829
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 1: to talk about the following things. And then we give

830
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 1: them the list of things we're not talking about, which

831
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,879
Speaker 1: in essence is actually talking about those things. Right. That's good,

832
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: that's a good way to do it. It's brilliant. Love that. Yes,

833
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:03,840
Speaker 1: it's kind of like a first date. We're on your

834
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 1: best behavior and then later on down the road you

835
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 1: start acting like yourself. Well no, no, we're gonna say hey,

836
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,319
Speaker 1: here on this first date, I just want to let

837
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 1: you know that after we date each other for a while,

838
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 1: we'll talk about farts and penises. But tonight we're not

839
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 1: going to talk about them. But what I craftily did

840
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 1: was I talked about farts and penises by saying we're

841
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 1: not right. I would never speak of whether or not

842
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: your nuts can taste something exactly. That's the big story today,

843
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 1: right guys, they're putting it up online. Whatever they're they're

844
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 1: dipping their private parts and soy sauce because I think

845
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,359
Speaker 1: they can taste it that way. Doctor Roy says, there's

846
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,399
Speaker 1: no taste buds in your testies. There aren't, right, Thank

847
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 1: you for saying testis and so that's another one we

848
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,800
Speaker 1: should say to a Little Rock on Monday. You know what,

849
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 1: usually we'd be talking about dipping your testies in soy sauce.

850
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 1: Today we're not going to do it right because we

851
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 1: want you to know, we want we want to ease

852
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 1: you into this show. Yes, but I cleverly talking about testings.

853
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 1: So they're still serving everyone. So what about people like

854
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,880
Speaker 1: Ski Keep in mind they're in Little Rock that they

855
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 1: had they don't I don't know. They're not accustomed to

856
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 1: the New York accent. Maybe, Yeah, So I shouldn't say

857
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 1: a snow squall was rolling through so the rest a

858
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,759
Speaker 1: squirrel took cover in a restaurant, I should say a

859
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 1: snow square. You should say anything maybe maybe Monday. You

860
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 1: just don't say anything. That means I can't say anything either,

861
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:23,840
Speaker 1: Daniel Dane. It's either no, it's not just for Monday.

862
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: Worked with me? Say it again either either or eater no,

863
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:36,800
Speaker 1: not eat her, say again or either either There, I

864
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 1: can't say that you sounded you just did. I'm gonna

865
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 1: stay on Monday either Monday off. Okay, what about that

866
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 1: thing that you look at to see how your hair looks?

867
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: A mirror? Okay, it's a mirror. No, it's not just

868
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:53,759
Speaker 1: just for a little on Monday. Maybe on Monday for

869
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 1: a little rock your southern accent should come out a

870
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 1: little bit too. Well, No, because I don't want to,

871
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 1: you know, no, slightly. I'm gonna make a fill home.

872
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk just like this. Okay, I'm not gonna

873
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 1: talk with your teeth gritted. No, that was my dad.

874
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 1: My dad, God dressed his soul while you're doing it.

875
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 1: I'm like Dad, And as I've told you, by the

876
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 1: time he passed away. His teeth threw a little chicklets

877
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 1: because he had been grinding them down every time I

878
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 1: pissed him off. Oh the day, what do we do

879
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 1: touch the garage doors but fall off? So what did

880
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 1: I do? I touched the garage door, of course, and

881
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 1: it fell on his car. Oh, I said, because I

882
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:38,399
Speaker 1: called him a dad, what I touched the garage door?

883
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 1: I fell in your car. That you admitted you touched that.

884
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 1: So that's gonna So that's gonna make people in Little Rock,

885
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: Arkansas like our show. I don't think so. Me making

886
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:56,879
Speaker 1: fun of my my heritage accent, it can work. Yeah,

887
00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: you sound like Yosemite sad. I do exactly what my

888
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 1: dad sounded like every time he got mad. Yeah. Yeah.

889
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:05,359
Speaker 1: So Froggy and I our father's my father, God rest

890
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 1: his soul. That Ellie is still very much alive. And

891
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 1: in Froggy we grew up with the same father. Actually,

892
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: when we remember one time we had a really small

893
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 1: boat and my dad said, you're not to touch the

894
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 1: boat when I'm not home. I'm like, all right, whatever,

895
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 1: which means you're going to touch the boat. So my

896
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 1: dad listen at home. I didn't realize he took the

897
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 1: plug out of the back of it, so I put

898
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: it in the water and it sank and call my

899
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:28,840
Speaker 1: dad and tell him, Hey, Dad, um, I know you

900
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: told me not to touch the boat, but and it

901
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 1: was on the bottom that was a problem. And then

902
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 1: you heard this, Yeah, oh wow, are you yelling at me?

903
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:44,239
Speaker 1: Don't yell at me. I'm gonna help me yell boat

904
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:50,399
Speaker 1: the boat from what I'm sorry? What did you say? Mom?

905
00:46:50,440 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 1: What is he saying? What's scared? Someone texted in that

906
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,359
Speaker 1: they love the show the way it is because we're

907
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 1: real people. Everybody wants to listen to real people. No face,

908
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 1: I know, but if they've never heard us before. I

909
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,840
Speaker 1: don't want to scare them away. It's it takes it.

910
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 1: You're gonna ease them into it. Like when you first

911
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 1: arrive at a party. Yeah I'm here. Let me tell you.

912
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:20,399
Speaker 1: When I would go on first date, people would be like, oh,

913
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,840
Speaker 1: aren't you going to order the salad? No, I'm only

914
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: the cheeseburger because he's gonna know what the hell he's

915
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 1: getting from the beginning. Should give him a cheeseburger Monday, Yeah,

916
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 1: save him a burger, all right. Nobody wants the bean

917
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: Burger crap. So if you know anyone, if you know

918
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: anyone in a little rock, Arkansas, they're signing us on

919
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 1: Monday on Hot ninety four point nine. I say crap,

920
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 1: you can say crap. Crap is cip so Hot ninety

921
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 1: four point nine we're on starting Monday. It's a brand

922
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:51,959
Speaker 1: new radio station and we're just gonna Beau. We'll figure

923
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,800
Speaker 1: it out. Am I allowed to say? Dinger? What about?

924
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 1: What about Duke? Duke? I duked on the couch. Yes,

925
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 1: look he's got a tiny dinger. Yeah, yeah, why not

926
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 1: Duran the Elvis durand phone tap? All right, Brodie, what's

927
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 1: your phone tap about today? All right, Elvis, I'll listen to.

928
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: Catherine wanted a phone tap her husband Mark. He has

929
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,439
Speaker 1: a tendency to promise to fix things around the house.

930
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: He starts them and never finishes them. It's like froggy, right.

931
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,400
Speaker 1: So she called them and told them she hired a

932
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: guy to come fix everything. And that's me and things

933
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 1: don't go well? Is this handybob shandy? What's doing? I

934
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: need your help? Uh? Yeah, I hired a guy to

935
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 1: come in and fix up some of the things and

936
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 1: around the house. Because you haven't been doing them. Whoa, whoa,

937
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 1: WHOA hired a guy. I hired a guy that he

938
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 1: had a flyer up at the supermarket. So I called

939
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 1: the number and you know, he came over and he's

940
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: hearing tarting right now. What's he charging? What's he doing? Well, um,

941
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 1: he's going to fix the leak in the shower and

942
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 1: says the four hundred and seventy five dollars, I don't

943
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 1: know that seems fine. I mean we need to work

944
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 1: dollars for the shaller, Like, are you kiddyman? Then he's

945
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 1: gonna turn just two hundred and fifty dollars to fix

946
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 1: the leaky toilet. And he's gonna need to fix the cluster.

947
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:13,839
Speaker 1: There's a little job on the stars and and there's

948
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 1: gonna be the garage door. He's gonna fix the crusters.

949
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 1: You walk from the gross through they're two spooves missing.

950
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 1: When total, it's gonna be like sixteen hundred dollars. Who

951
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: is this guy? What's this guy's name, Handy Bob Shandys.

952
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 1: He's upstairs fixing thing. Tell him the stop, he just

953
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 1: needs to stop. Tell him to stop to show the

954
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 1: toilet is in the bathtub. Our our CEI LinkedIn is

955
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 1: on our bed pass, Kitty, put the star on the phone.

956
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 1: Put Hey, my husband's on the phone. He wants to

957
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 1: ask you a couple of questions about what you're doing.

958
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 1: Can you Can you stop a second talk to him? Yeah,

959
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 1: I got to talk him about the pipe here. The

960
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 1: pipe's gonna have to be replaced here. Hello, this is

961
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:55,919
Speaker 1: Bob Shandy. Stop explain to me exactly what you're doing. Bob.

962
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 1: This house is a mess. Guy. Listen, you got loose

963
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 1: framework around all the entrance ways. Your garage door was

964
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:04,919
Speaker 1: hanging by a thread. That's the garage was not hanging

965
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 1: by a threat. Is missing two screws to have him

966
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:09,959
Speaker 1: like dead right now? You're your garage door was missing

967
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:11,480
Speaker 1: a lot more than two screws. Right now. I got

968
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,400
Speaker 1: it laying on the driveway, so you can't drive in.

969
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 1: So just park on the street for a couple of days.

970
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:21,800
Speaker 1: We're gonna clicking over the place. Get some towels, getting

971
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 1: some towels. Holy pay, I'm gonna turn off the water

972
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:34,799
Speaker 1: in the basement. It's everywhere holiday. I can't go downstairs. Hello,

973
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: gonna shut up the main now, Captain, Hello, there's water

974
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 1: in the house. Now water is getting harder. Now I

975
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 1: gotta go find out imb what Yeah, what's up? What's up?

976
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 1: Around the other way? Right back? I must have turn

977
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 1: it the wrong way. I'm all right. Get him out

978
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:55,239
Speaker 1: of the house right now. I'll get him out of

979
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:59,919
Speaker 1: the house. You want me to talk to him again? Okay? Hello,

980
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:02,840
Speaker 1: out of my house. Not until I get my sixteen

981
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. I'm not doing a damn day when I

982
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 1: get home tomorrow my business trips. Get out of my house.

983
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 1: I'll call the cops on you, all right, listen, I'm

984
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 1: working on the house right now. All right, Well, your

985
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:13,320
Speaker 1: kitchen's half painted. What am I supposed to do with that?

986
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 1: Just leave the paint you're painting my kitchen for? Just

987
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 1: leave it all. I singed part of the wall in

988
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 1: the garage when I was using the blowtorch you got for.

989
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 1: I had to burn off the hinges. That's probably why

990
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:27,800
Speaker 1: they broke. What Catherine, would you? Would you talk to

991
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:29,880
Speaker 1: him again? Please? I've got to calm down for I

992
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 1: have a heart attack. Just give me six hundred dollars.

993
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:36,239
Speaker 1: I'll leave. Give him anything, Kathern, don't give him any

994
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 1: Money's going to leave until I give him a check. Cops.

995
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: I don't care, Mark, I'm not painting for anything. Your

996
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:45,360
Speaker 1: wife also got you a phone tap. You're on the

997
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 1: radio right now. What are you kidding me? No, I'm

998
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:50,839
Speaker 1: not kiddy you, market. I think it's time to fix

999
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 1: the house up. Time time to pick something else. There

1000
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: you have it, handy Bob shandy, oh my, and and

1001
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 1: fun with sound effects. There you go. What's good? What

1002
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 1: is that? Listen? Blad blood blood? What's he's saying? Is

1003
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 1: he saying a word? Listen to? Is that? We'll find out?

1004
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 1: Go ask Josh what that is? Anyway? Were we okay?

1005
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 1: Thank you, Brodie, welcome So sorry I get so easily

1006
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:33,759
Speaker 1: thrown anyway, if you have an idea for a phone tap,

1007
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,759
Speaker 1: let us know. Go to elvistran dot com and click

1008
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 1: on the phone tap link. Whatever that was, let's find

1009
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:42,840
Speaker 1: out pre recorded with permission granted by all party space.

1010
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:47,279
Speaker 1: Let's Elvis sturyan phone tap. We're boldly on elvistan in

1011
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 1: the morning show. And there you have the Danielle Report.

1012
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 1: Danielle all right, so uh here's the latest one. Antonio

1013
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:57,760
Speaker 1: Brown A Warred is out for his arrests for allegedly

1014
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 1: assaulting the driver of a moving truck. More later, I

1015
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:04,920
Speaker 1: mean really, so Nick Jonas. So you remember when Prianka

1016
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 1: Chopra bought Nick Jonas that dogs a little puppy for

1017
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 1: their one year anniversary. Well, that puppy is tearing the

1018
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 1: house to shred. Yeah, he was on Ellen and they

1019
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:18,720
Speaker 1: were like, so how is the dog doing. The dog's

1020
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,720
Speaker 1: name is Gino. He says, well, the dog is double

1021
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 1: the size, ripping up everything, using the bathroom wherever he pleases.

1022
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 1: So Ellen said, well, did you get a trainer for

1023
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 1: the dog? I mean, that's what a lot of people do,

1024
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,239
Speaker 1: and he goes, yeah, but he's so cute you kind

1025
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 1: of let him do what he wants to do. So

1026
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:37,040
Speaker 1: many people make that mistake when they have a brand

1027
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 1: new puppy in the house. Um, so you guys use

1028
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:45,880
Speaker 1: the hold on postmates app right, Okay. So Kelly Rippa's

1029
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 1: daughter goes to NYU in New York, you know, New

1030
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 1: York City. So she doesn't like the food that's at school.

1031
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:55,799
Speaker 1: So she has a Postmate's account and Kelly has told her, now,

1032
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 1: you are not allowed to use it anymore. Yes, she

1033
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 1: orders a seven dollars salad and it costs twenty five

1034
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:05,080
Speaker 1: dollars to have it delivered three blocks. Yeah, that's the

1035
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 1: worst part about those food apps. Oh yeah. So Kelly

1036
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: went on yesterday with Ryan and she's like, yeah, this

1037
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:14,399
Speaker 1: is done. We're not using postmas anymore. So her daughter

1038
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 1: got in trouble. So it's so funny. I don't know

1039
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,360
Speaker 1: if you've seen the cover of Rolling Stone magazine with Lizzo.

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00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:22,400
Speaker 1: She looks incredible. So check that out when you get

1041
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:24,800
Speaker 1: a chance. Elvis, this is for you, for me, you

1042
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 1: love James Patterson, Alex Cross. Well, Amazon is working on

1043
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:33,359
Speaker 1: a series based on the Alex Cross novel. Really yeah, Amazon, yep,

1044
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 1: So that's gonna be fun. Uh. Let's see Justin Bieber's

1045
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:40,320
Speaker 1: The Little Carpool Karaoke with James Cordon. Yesterday they operated

1046
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 1: a food truck to benefit the La Food Bank. Makes

1047
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 1: sense because this song is called Yummy. Right, Channing Tatum

1048
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:50,440
Speaker 1: and Jesse j are back together and listen this new

1049
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:54,800
Speaker 1: TikTok thing where you're dipping your tests in soy sauce

1050
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 1: because supposedly your tests have taste. Buds, it's not true. Doctor.

1051
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 1: She was talking to TMZ and he says, your testies

1052
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 1: don't have taste, but they don't the only thing that's

1053
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:06,880
Speaker 1: going to happen is if it gets in your your rethr,

1054
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 1: it's gonna burn. So don't do that, and it can

1055
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:12,800
Speaker 1: cause affection. Don't put stuff there that's that's supposed to

1056
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:15,480
Speaker 1: be there. TikTok challenges are what's gonna end the world? Serious?

1057
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 1: So stupid, it's gonna happen so stupid. I was sitting

1058
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:21,320
Speaker 1: on TikTok the other day and I looked up. I

1059
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 1: think I was there for like five hours, just NonStop.

1060
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 1: That's the problem. You have to leave it. I get

1061
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 1: so sucked in. Yeah, Star Trek, the card is out

1062
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 1: on All Access CBS station nineteen. You got a Little

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00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 1: Graze tonight, a Little Million Things, Gail King Grammy Special,

1064
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Speaker 1: and also over on Netflix the series premiere of October

1065
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:44,719
Speaker 1: Faction October What Faction. He actually watched something last night

1066
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:48,760
Speaker 1: that isn't like just fun and over the top. And anyway,

1067
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:52,319
Speaker 1: I was flipping around and I found this this uh

1068
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:56,520
Speaker 1: special about OK. We were talking the other day about

1069
00:55:57,120 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 1: the artworks and we started to talk about little shows

1070
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:03,919
Speaker 1: that we're finding. Last night, like, oh my god, totally

1071
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,920
Speaker 1: forgot what I watched. You texted it to me. I

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00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:08,759
Speaker 1: believe it was called Billy's Brain or something. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:10,920
Speaker 1: See the reason I forgot it is it's just not

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00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 1: like overly remarkable. Yeah, it's just like it's almost a

1075
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:17,320
Speaker 1: time filler. But you learn a lot about Bill Gates

1076
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,279
Speaker 1: and who he is, why he is the way he is,

1077
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:24,479
Speaker 1: and it's it's it's interviews with him. It's so well done.

1078
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:26,759
Speaker 1: But it's just one of those shows and the whole

1079
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:28,880
Speaker 1: point of this conversation. It's one of those shows that

1080
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 1: just isn't over the top and that's awesome. Oh I

1081
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:37,279
Speaker 1: laugh so hard. No, it's interesting. It's it's a learning show.

1082
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 1: I love learning shows. Those are my favorite. So I

1083
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 1: mean it's just but it's one of those shows where

1084
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:45,640
Speaker 1: it fills your time that makes you wonder, like, what

1085
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 1: could I've been doing with that time that would be

1086
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:51,839
Speaker 1: better served? Right? So I wasn't. I watched a documentary,

1087
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:55,399
Speaker 1: a three part documentary about Bill Gates, and then totally

1088
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 1: forgot about it. So that's the point. I mean, we

1089
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 1: binge and we watched these show, so many of them.

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00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:02,480
Speaker 1: Every once in a while I'll go, oh, that looks

1091
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 1: like a good show, and Alex will say, we saw that. Yeah,

1092
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 1: does this happen to you too all the time? Because

1093
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,320
Speaker 1: you see so many things and episodes too. Sometimes it

1094
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 1: takes me, like, you know, a couple of minutes into

1095
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:13,840
Speaker 1: the episode to realize, Oh, I already watched this episode.

1096
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, this looks familiar. Watch so I can

1097
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:19,960
Speaker 1: see what it's doing to my brain. Yeah, it's frying it.

1098
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 1: It's a lot of input. It's a lot of stuff

1099
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 1: we're watching and ingesting and thinking about. So I think

1100
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:29,960
Speaker 1: our brains are We're hoarding things in our brains, the

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00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,040
Speaker 1: memories of these shows. And I'm having a problem now

1102
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:35,840
Speaker 1: because I'm still watching Shit's Creek, but I'm watching I'm

1103
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 1: further in with my oldest son than with my husband,

1104
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 1: so I'm watching it with both of them, but I'm

1105
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:44,360
Speaker 1: not realizing that my husband hasn't seen certain things. So

1106
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 1: while I'm sitting there, I'm like, yeah, you remember they

1107
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 1: were dating, and he goes, no, we're not up to

1108
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 1: that part yet. Oh you're up to that part. Maybe

1109
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 1: you ruin that for me. Maybe it would be safe

1110
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:58,360
Speaker 1: just not to have discussion to go. So I'm like, anyway,

1111
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 1: So inside Bill's Rain whatever it's called, it's very interesting

1112
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 1: and what this guy and his wife and their foundation

1113
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 1: are doing for the world is beyond anything you could

1114
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:12,600
Speaker 1: ever believe. They are truly remarkable people. As I recall,

1115
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:17,439
Speaker 1: it's another show. Maybe you should try out. Hey, guys,

1116
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:21,520
Speaker 1: this is Seleni Gomes. What's up? It's Fletcher, Elvis Duran,

1117
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:26,120
Speaker 1: How Elvis Duran and Morning Show Tilvis Duran in the

1118
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Speaker 1: Morning Show? What you're feeling under the weather? What's the

1119
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,680
Speaker 1: last thing you want to do? Hike to the pharmacy,

1120
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Speaker 1: right so, let CBS deliver your prescriptions. What could be

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Speaker 1: better than that? Visit CBS dot com slash delivery for

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Speaker 1: details and treat yourself well at CVS. I just laughed

1123
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 1: in a booker came out on I love how funny

1124
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 1: they are so hilarious and I love listening to it

1125
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 1: on my way to work. It really so up. The

1126
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:53,880
Speaker 1: whole show really is on a slippery slope to hell diarrhea.

1127
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 1: Oh That's why I listened to it because it makes

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00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 1: me up every morning. Here morning that is the single

1129
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 1: most annoying sound. Annoying sound on the plane is funny

1130
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:08,919
Speaker 1: when I say, hey, please dong me then feel free

1131
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show, and I mean serious, Hey anyway,

1132
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 1: we're about to go around the room. Last night, I

1133
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 1: tell you, since the new year clicked over, I'm just

1134
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 1: not sleeping. And last night, once again, my eyes open

1135
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:31,479
Speaker 1: at one thirty. It's right around one thirty, my eyes

1136
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:34,160
Speaker 1: wide open. And then I start getting anxious about being

1137
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:37,120
Speaker 1: anxious and not sleeping. And they're saying that, you know, look,

1138
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:39,120
Speaker 1: if you live in in a world of anxiety, and

1139
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:40,840
Speaker 1: a lot of people do much more than I do.

1140
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 1: Um being anxious about your anxiety, it's just like more

1141
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,720
Speaker 1: icing on top of the icing. It's more ice on

1142
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 1: top of the ice. As far as the roads go,

1143
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:52,400
Speaker 1: and you're in your mind. So I'm thinking, maybe I

1144
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:54,960
Speaker 1: need to figure out how to get back to sleep.

1145
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:58,880
Speaker 1: I don't want to take pills. Uh. And so I

1146
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 1: remember looking at this book than a ride from Simon

1147
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:04,200
Speaker 1: and Simon and Schuster yesterday called Why We Sleep, Unlocking

1148
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:07,080
Speaker 1: the Power of Sleep and Dreams. And so I started

1149
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:08,720
Speaker 1: looking through it and maybe there's something I'm going to

1150
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 1: catch in here later, because we all sleep, it's something

1151
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:14,000
Speaker 1: we all have in common. But I started reminding myself

1152
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:17,280
Speaker 1: about the science of sleep and tried to put myself

1153
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 1: back to sleep, and I went right under Oh, Oh,

1154
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:23,920
Speaker 1: that's good. I wasn't thinking about, you know, what I

1155
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 1: needed to get done today, or things friends are going through,

1156
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:30,040
Speaker 1: or you know whatever. I started thinking about what I

1157
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 1: wanted to do, and that was simply sleep. Thinking about

1158
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:38,160
Speaker 1: sleep made me sleep. There was and so I was,

1159
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:41,000
Speaker 1: I guess utilizing some of the science in sleep where

1160
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 1: you have to let your brain go. And I don't know,

1161
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 1: I can't wait to read this book. It looks very,

1162
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 1: very scientific, very that books are very thick, a lot

1163
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:51,200
Speaker 1: of pages, all right, Cliff's notes so as I can

1164
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 1: get them, and you're supposed to read it to fall

1165
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:59,439
Speaker 1: asleep much easier. Can you fall asleep with audible Yeah?

1166
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 1: I know they have guided meditation things like that. Great anyway,

1167
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:06,120
Speaker 1: anyone else having a little trouble sleeping, Melatonin is my

1168
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 1: new best friend, right, And you don't you don't feel

1169
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:10,240
Speaker 1: a little hung over the morning. I take the lowest dose,

1170
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:12,960
Speaker 1: like I think it's five milligrams or something, and it

1171
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:15,200
Speaker 1: just lulls me into a sleep and I actually wake

1172
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:17,480
Speaker 1: up refreshed in the morning, which is weird. When we

1173
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 1: were out in Santa Fe, we got these little vials

1174
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:23,360
Speaker 1: of the CBD oil out there that really was fantastic.

1175
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:27,000
Speaker 1: I full full throttle man right under the tongue, leave

1176
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,680
Speaker 1: it there for sixty seconds, and I actually had a

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01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 1: great night sleep. I woke up feeling really good. And

1178
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:33,720
Speaker 1: then we've gone home. Alex, did you pack it? Noah,

1179
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:36,120
Speaker 1: it didn't work for me, didn't bring it back. I mean,

1180
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 1: this is really good to see me the oil. I

1181
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:42,480
Speaker 1: wanted this, Yeah, yeah, I need it anyway. Yeah, scary.

1182
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:46,120
Speaker 1: What's funny? Ever since vacation, my schedule switched up, and

1183
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:49,120
Speaker 1: now I can't get to bed before midnight every night,

1184
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:50,960
Speaker 1: and it's terrible because I have to get up at

1185
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,560
Speaker 1: like four so nap during the day. Well, what I'm

1186
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 1: gonna do is I'm gonna try and sleep. I actually

1187
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:57,560
Speaker 1: stay up for twenty four hours straight and hopefully that'll

1188
01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:01,160
Speaker 1: fix me. Oh or not a doctor, nor do you

1189
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:06,200
Speaker 1: play one on TV. Also, I was on the elevator

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01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:10,920
Speaker 1: coming upstairs this morning and I went to push our

1191
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 1: number and I pushed the wrong button about floor above us,

1192
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:15,560
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking, oh, I wish we could undo that.

1193
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:17,920
Speaker 1: Don't you should be able? Don't you think elevator should

1194
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:20,320
Speaker 1: have an undo button? Yes? Where if you push four

1195
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:21,840
Speaker 1: and you didn't want four, you can push it again

1196
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:25,040
Speaker 1: it turns off. Yep, especially the new fancy ones where

1197
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:26,400
Speaker 1: you have to put in the floor before you get

1198
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:28,240
Speaker 1: in the elevator, and then god forbid you change your

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01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:30,160
Speaker 1: mind you're going on a ride. Yeah, a lot of

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01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:33,760
Speaker 1: a lot of modern buildings have that, where you you

1201
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:37,720
Speaker 1: in the lobby, you punch up twenty three and then

1202
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:40,520
Speaker 1: it will say elevator five and you get on elevator five.

1203
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:42,040
Speaker 1: There's no buttons, it just knows to take you to

1204
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:44,640
Speaker 1: floor twenty three. So a lot of people you'll get

1205
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:46,480
Speaker 1: on elevator five and then a lot of people will

1206
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:48,240
Speaker 1: get on with you and the door closes and they're like,

1207
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:50,520
Speaker 1: where are the buttons? Yeah, I'm like, dude, you should

1208
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:52,280
Speaker 1: have pushed the button before you got on the elevator.

1209
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:54,720
Speaker 1: They're hostage. So now they're hostage. They have to ride

1210
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:56,240
Speaker 1: up and down until they get back to the lobby.

1211
01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:59,560
Speaker 1: I also have become kind of a jerk because in

1212
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:01,280
Speaker 1: my bill, that's how our elevators are. You have to

1213
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:03,000
Speaker 1: push the button and go stand by the elevator. And

1214
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,280
Speaker 1: when I noticed too many people standing near my elevator

1215
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:07,360
Speaker 1: because I'm one of the on one of the top floors. Yeah,

1216
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:09,520
Speaker 1: I just won't get on it, so then I wait

1217
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:11,720
Speaker 1: for the more empty elevator to come by. And also

1218
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:13,360
Speaker 1: if there are dogs on an elevator, I'll try to

1219
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:14,600
Speaker 1: get in that one. Yeah, of course you have a

1220
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:19,280
Speaker 1: dog thing high valve. Good morning, Good morning. So what

1221
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:23,960
Speaker 1: do you do to fall asleep? So I recently started switching,

1222
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:27,320
Speaker 1: trying to switch my comforter. I'm a really hard sleeper

1223
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:30,200
Speaker 1: in the sense that I sweat a lot when I sleep,

1224
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:32,760
Speaker 1: and I toss an eight turn and my comforter will

1225
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:34,600
Speaker 1: end up like on the floor. So you're too hot,

1226
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 1: holed up in a ball. Yeah, I get really hot

1227
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:39,800
Speaker 1: when I sleep. So my mom actually told me try

1228
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:43,280
Speaker 1: switching to a silk comforter, and I actually found one,

1229
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:46,440
Speaker 1: and I have had the best few nights of sleep

1230
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:49,680
Speaker 1: that I've had in years. Yeah, I hate sleeping hot,

1231
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:55,400
Speaker 1: that keeps me up, But I silk comforter. Interesting when

1232
01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:58,400
Speaker 1: I had a set of silk sheets once and I

1233
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:00,040
Speaker 1: would wake up with them wrapped around my neck like

1234
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:03,760
Speaker 1: a noose. Oh, I was too slippery sleeping on an

1235
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:07,600
Speaker 1: ice skating rink. But silk comforter. And you're saying this

1236
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:10,320
Speaker 1: has changed your life. Okay, I'm in. I've only been

1237
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:12,040
Speaker 1: using it for about a week, but I see a

1238
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:14,840
Speaker 1: major different friend and I've tried melot tone in and

1239
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 1: I've tried the pillowcases and all that stuff and it

1240
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:20,919
Speaker 1: seems to work. All right, I'm in write that down

1241
01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:24,560
Speaker 1: so comfortable? All right? Val, thank you. I'm getting sleepy

1242
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:32,880
Speaker 1: just thinking about silk comfort anyway, m Gandhi, Yes, how's

1243
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:36,600
Speaker 1: your relationship going? Great? I love that guy. He's wonderful,

1244
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:40,439
Speaker 1: even when you argue about dumb things. Oh, that's totally

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01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 1: my fault. I started a fight within the other day

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01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:45,080
Speaker 1: for absolutely no reason. I think I was bored. I

1247
01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:46,960
Speaker 1: don't know what was going on. We'll fight about what.

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01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,640
Speaker 1: You can't judge me. We'll judge. I know you will. Okay.

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01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:53,360
Speaker 1: So I love snakes. I love them. I want to

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01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:55,440
Speaker 1: touch them. I'd like looking at them. My boyfriend is

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01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:57,960
Speaker 1: deathly afraid of snakes. I'm with him, doesn't want him

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01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,160
Speaker 1: around him. So I tagged him in this video and

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01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:01,920
Speaker 1: it was this beautiful snake and I was like, oh,

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01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,200
Speaker 1: look at this. And then he texted me and was like,

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01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:06,360
Speaker 1: just so you know, that's a deal breaker. That thing's

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01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:08,200
Speaker 1: never going to live with us. And I went off.

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01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:10,720
Speaker 1: I was like, really, your hate for a snake outweighs

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01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:12,480
Speaker 1: your love for me. Okay, I see how this is.

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01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:14,600
Speaker 1: That's fine, you want to be that might be that way.

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01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:16,760
Speaker 1: I was angry, like I went off for no reason

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01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:19,880
Speaker 1: and he was so nice about it. He was like, Okay, fine,

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01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:22,320
Speaker 1: get your snake, will just keep in the basement. But

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01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:25,160
Speaker 1: you never ever had any intention of getting a snake. None, none,

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01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:27,400
Speaker 1: none until he told me I couldn't do it. You

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01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:29,720
Speaker 1: just wanted to argue, he said, no snakes allowed. You

1266
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:33,120
Speaker 1: don't like being controlled? Yes, I feel really bad about it.

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01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:35,400
Speaker 1: But I started to fight with him for absolutely no reason.

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01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:38,520
Speaker 1: Dumb reason, actually, fairy dumb reason. Yeah, so I don't

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01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:40,160
Speaker 1: even want that snake in my house, but I didn't

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01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:41,760
Speaker 1: want him to tell me I couldn't have it. Yeah,

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01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:44,040
Speaker 1: just tick the fight. See. I had this conversation with

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01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:47,120
Speaker 1: friends over the weekend where I do truly believe that

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01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:49,640
Speaker 1: we get into these stupid fights because we have this

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01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:52,120
Speaker 1: need to spar with each other. Did we talk about

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01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:54,439
Speaker 1: this on the ear the other day? I don't know where.

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01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:57,400
Speaker 1: You know, baby kittens loved to play fight with each other.

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01:05:57,480 --> 01:06:00,160
Speaker 1: Baby puppies. Yeah, and if you go to anywhere. The

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01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:03,640
Speaker 1: wild animals when they're young, they actually learn how to

1279
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:05,560
Speaker 1: fight because they need to know how to fight, but

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01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:08,200
Speaker 1: they learned by playing. I think it's the same thing

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01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:11,040
Speaker 1: with us. Yes, I think we need we need to

1282
01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:13,920
Speaker 1: spar with someone, even if it's something ridiculous about the

1283
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:15,760
Speaker 1: need to have a pet snake. I didn't even want it,

1284
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:17,960
Speaker 1: but he couldn't tell me it couldn't have it. Wow,

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01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,800
Speaker 1: And I do. You're absolutely right. I am very much

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01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:23,240
Speaker 1: a sparring person and a playful person. Sometimes he'll just

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01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:24,760
Speaker 1: be sitting next to me. I pull his hair like

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01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:27,680
Speaker 1: no reason. He's just sitting there right mining his own business.

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01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:30,320
Speaker 1: I don't know why he dates me because he loves you.

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01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:33,000
Speaker 1: Oh that's good, I hope so. But I mean sometimes

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01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:35,560
Speaker 1: I do think we have to get it out, and

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01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:38,800
Speaker 1: we do that by ridiculous fights. Yes, the thing is

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01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:42,360
Speaker 1: and here's the thing. We need to recognize it as such,

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01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:45,480
Speaker 1: like someone needs to go, Okay, are we really fighting

1295
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:48,800
Speaker 1: about this when we could be fighting about these things?

1296
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:53,080
Speaker 1: And he's such he's so good at extinguishing the flame.

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01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:54,920
Speaker 1: And then the next day I was like, Hey, I

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01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:56,880
Speaker 1: just want you know, I'm really sorry about that. Snake thing.

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01:06:56,960 --> 01:07:02,440
Speaker 1: It was super stupid. He said, Oh, I know I

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01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:05,440
Speaker 1: love I know I do love him too. Let's go

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01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:08,040
Speaker 1: round the room. We'll start with you, Danielle. What's on

1302
01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:10,560
Speaker 1: your mind today? So a couple of months ago I

1303
01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:13,360
Speaker 1: told you about the massage place by me that got

1304
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:17,000
Speaker 1: busted for happy endings. So a lot of people stopped

1305
01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:19,760
Speaker 1: going there. I give it another shot yesterday. Why did

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01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:21,880
Speaker 1: they stop going because they weren't going to give him

1307
01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:24,440
Speaker 1: happy endings? I don't know, I don't know, but you

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01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:28,200
Speaker 1: remain loyal. Look the plays I normally go to now

1309
01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:31,000
Speaker 1: wasn't didn't have anything, and I really wanted a massage,

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01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:33,720
Speaker 1: so I went, and I have to say it's a

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01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:37,240
Speaker 1: lot class here now. They've really stepped up their game.

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01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:41,360
Speaker 1: They still give a good butt massage, but they're much

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01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:45,520
Speaker 1: more um not touching things they shouldn't. I'm sure they

1314
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:49,040
Speaker 1: were all lectured in Oh yeah, So I'm I'm gonna

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01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:51,720
Speaker 1: go back to this establishment now. I'm very excited. Yeah,

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01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:55,480
Speaker 1: Sheldon doesn't like it anywhere near as much as he. No.

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01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:59,800
Speaker 1: I think Sheldon has gone since uh since the happy

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01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:04,560
Speaker 1: ending problem. I can look it up and see if

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01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:08,400
Speaker 1: it's still on rub maps. Okay, yeah, She'm not going

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01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:12,120
Speaker 1: to say the name of it. Yeah, maps, I know.

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01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:14,440
Speaker 1: But once they've been caught, they know that they have

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01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:16,439
Speaker 1: to clean up their act of course. And it wasn't

1323
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:18,880
Speaker 1: even they even had a warmer bed to lay down

1324
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:23,640
Speaker 1: on you. Yeah, so what I'm scary? Well, thanks to

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01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:27,400
Speaker 1: my girlfriend, I am obsessed with this Instagram account, cinder

1326
01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:31,519
Speaker 1: Block Cat. Cinder Block Cat is a big black gray

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01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:34,599
Speaker 1: cat that started at twenty two pounds and is now

1328
01:08:34,760 --> 01:08:37,759
Speaker 1: going on a weight loss journey to be twelve pounds.

1329
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:40,280
Speaker 1: And they had a series of videos Cat to doctor

1330
01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:43,320
Speaker 1: fat Loss, think the world, I'll tell you what the

1331
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:46,000
Speaker 1: cat is exercising. And there's these series of videos where

1332
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:47,519
Speaker 1: they put the cat in like a little bit of

1333
01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:50,160
Speaker 1: water to run for its food. So the cat is

1334
01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,560
Speaker 1: now jogging underwater for the food. That's what you do.

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01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:55,559
Speaker 1: Is that what doctor fat loss does with you? Does

1336
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:57,800
Speaker 1: he make you jogging water for food? Pretty much? But

1337
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:01,639
Speaker 1: right now you should call doctor cat Loss twenty point

1338
01:09:01,760 --> 01:09:05,000
Speaker 1: four pounds on its way to twelve from twenty two

1339
01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:08,080
Speaker 1: cinder Block underscore cat. Look at this. We found a

1340
01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:11,120
Speaker 1: couple of our new Instagram sites. We gotta get you on. Yeah, yeah,

1341
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:14,439
Speaker 1: we're kind of excited. Producer, Sam, what's up with you? So?

1342
01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:17,360
Speaker 1: I think that starting little rituals with your coworkers can

1343
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:20,400
Speaker 1: also like not only strengthen your bond, but spice up

1344
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:22,240
Speaker 1: the day a little bit at some positivity. I get

1345
01:09:22,360 --> 01:09:25,240
Speaker 1: so excited when I get a clothing delivery, or Dan

1346
01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:28,200
Speaker 1: Yelle does, because we sit together and always go through

1347
01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:31,400
Speaker 1: our items together. Gandi and I tag each other in

1348
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:34,640
Speaker 1: stupid adorable dog things. I send scary gifts in the

1349
01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:36,800
Speaker 1: morning just to make them giggle like. I love these

1350
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:38,640
Speaker 1: little rituals I have with my co workers, So I

1351
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:41,000
Speaker 1: encourage starting one with yours and we thank you for

1352
01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:43,320
Speaker 1: and we are actually friends beyond. Thank you for my

1353
01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:46,519
Speaker 1: new shirt. Give me a new shirt today? That's unritual.

1354
01:09:47,439 --> 01:09:49,400
Speaker 1: Sea sent me a meme I'm not allowed to share.

1355
01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:55,679
Speaker 1: Basically looks like a dinger Soaurus, Yes, what's up with you? Gandhi?

1356
01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:58,320
Speaker 1: I got something that's so cool. Not a client. I

1357
01:09:58,400 --> 01:10:00,679
Speaker 1: have no vested interest in this. It's just awesome. See

1358
01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:03,479
Speaker 1: this thing right here, It's called an intention capsule. It's

1359
01:10:03,479 --> 01:10:06,120
Speaker 1: a bracelet that you roll up a little message inside

1360
01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:07,600
Speaker 1: and you can wear it around all the time and

1361
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:09,639
Speaker 1: if you ever waiver on something that you're really trying

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01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:11,840
Speaker 1: to do. Just open the little capsule and read your

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01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:14,040
Speaker 1: message to yourself and go on about your day. I

1364
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:16,519
Speaker 1: absolutely love it. It's my favorite new thing. Would you're right? Well,

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01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:19,760
Speaker 1: I don't want to tell you, okay, I mean I

1366
01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:22,639
Speaker 1: can tell you. It's just all no, no, okay, don't.

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01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:25,000
Speaker 1: Let's just make it happen whatever it is that I'm

1368
01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:27,080
Speaker 1: trying to in my head, my ideas that I want

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01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:29,320
Speaker 1: to make happen. Make it happen. Don't talk about it,

1370
01:10:29,479 --> 01:10:31,479
Speaker 1: be about it an intention capsule. Yes, now you have

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01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:33,120
Speaker 1: to put a new one in because you ruin that one. No,

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01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:35,360
Speaker 1: that's still my intention. I want to be about it.

1373
01:10:35,479 --> 01:10:38,000
Speaker 1: So once again, you know, I love following Secret butt

1374
01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:43,320
Speaker 1: Holes on Instagram, and they actually reached out to me

1375
01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:45,320
Speaker 1: and they said, hey, we're so excited you're talking about it.

1376
01:10:45,479 --> 01:10:47,960
Speaker 1: It was like I was in touch for the celebrity

1377
01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:52,000
Speaker 1: the one today it's secret Underscore butt Holes. Please joy,

1378
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:54,600
Speaker 1: You'll love it. But Gandhi turned me on to a

1379
01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:57,439
Speaker 1: new one. And I'm totally fascinated with this. This is genius.

1380
01:10:57,680 --> 01:11:00,200
Speaker 1: It's awesome. We've all seen it happening. People who think

1381
01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:02,880
Speaker 1: they're influencers trying to take ridiculous photos or videos and

1382
01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:04,240
Speaker 1: we just watched them, like, what are you doing? You

1383
01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:07,640
Speaker 1: look stupid. There's now page dedicated to it called Influencers

1384
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:10,200
Speaker 1: in the Wild, and we'll make you never want to

1385
01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:12,240
Speaker 1: take a photo in public ever again. Doing some stuff

1386
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:14,160
Speaker 1: like this. Have you ever walked through a mall or

1387
01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:17,360
Speaker 1: down a street and you see two people just doing

1388
01:11:17,439 --> 01:11:20,840
Speaker 1: the dumbest stuff and one of them has the phone

1389
01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:24,160
Speaker 1: recording the whole thing, just to like come up with

1390
01:11:24,240 --> 01:11:27,640
Speaker 1: the perfect meme or the perfect whatever, perfect angle. This

1391
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:30,240
Speaker 1: is part of my brand, It's very important. And watching

1392
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:33,519
Speaker 1: them strut in public like that, oh no, and not

1393
01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:36,920
Speaker 1: even knowing that we're watching, and we're ridic I love it.

1394
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:38,720
Speaker 1: There's the weirdest one. I think a lot of people

1395
01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:40,200
Speaker 1: have seen it at this point, but there's a girl

1396
01:11:40,439 --> 01:11:43,599
Speaker 1: in an aquarium trying to capture the perfect moment where

1397
01:11:43,640 --> 01:11:46,920
Speaker 1: she just looks absolutely awed by what's happening around her,

1398
01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:49,040
Speaker 1: and she just looks like an idiot. And that is

1399
01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:51,280
Speaker 1: what we all look like when we're trying to do that. Well,

1400
01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:55,240
Speaker 1: look right in front of walkers on Varick Street, downtown Manhattan.

1401
01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:59,320
Speaker 1: She's out there in the middle of the street in traffic. Yeah,

1402
01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:02,080
Speaker 1: oh yeah, like like strutting across the street and their

1403
01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:04,920
Speaker 1: cars coming out. We were having a blast narrating her.

1404
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:08,040
Speaker 1: She's such a dumb ass. It's so annoying, and they

1405
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:10,200
Speaker 1: just like ridiculous and it's funny. They think like the

1406
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:12,320
Speaker 1: traffic is going to stop for them because they're taking

1407
01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:14,519
Speaker 1: a picture anyway. So what it's called what they call

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01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:17,760
Speaker 1: influencers in the wild, Influencers in the wild, and of

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01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:24,080
Speaker 1: course secret underscore buttholes. Hello, Helssa, Hey, good morning, good morning.

1410
01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:26,479
Speaker 1: So what do you think about the dumb fight that

1411
01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:28,840
Speaker 1: Gandhi started with her boyfriend about her need to have

1412
01:12:29,120 --> 01:12:32,720
Speaker 1: a pet snake? I mean, honestly, please, I kind of

1413
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:35,599
Speaker 1: love it because he gets her, Like if he didn't

1414
01:12:35,640 --> 01:12:38,240
Speaker 1: get her, then that would be like a little too much.

1415
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:40,040
Speaker 1: But he totally gets her and knew that it was

1416
01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:41,640
Speaker 1: like a stupid thing, and she just wanted to pick

1417
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:44,240
Speaker 1: a fight because my boyfriend does the same exact thing

1418
01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:47,519
Speaker 1: to me. What do you mean, give us an example. Oh,

1419
01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:51,479
Speaker 1: we we fight every day, Like we bicker about everything,

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01:12:51,640 --> 01:12:54,160
Speaker 1: Like I'll bicker about like what vegetables we should eat

1421
01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:56,479
Speaker 1: for dinner, Like I want broccoli, he wants carrots. It

1422
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:58,920
Speaker 1: turns into like a twenty minute fight. Oh god, and

1423
01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:03,400
Speaker 1: it always ends like this playful like, oh no, it's okay,

1424
01:13:03,439 --> 01:13:05,200
Speaker 1: we'll do this, We'll do that, as long as it

1425
01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:07,120
Speaker 1: ends up there, as long as it doesn't end up

1426
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:10,200
Speaker 1: with one on the couch every time. Every time it

1427
01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:13,760
Speaker 1: always ends up there. Wow, we do it is, but

1428
01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:18,599
Speaker 1: it's sometimes it goes bad. Yes, you have to be able.

1429
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:22,519
Speaker 1: You have to be able to referee in these little

1430
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:27,679
Speaker 1: fights because if it goes bad over carroage versus broccoli. Hello, lady,

1431
01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:30,320
Speaker 1: all right, listen, Thank you very much. I appreciate your

1432
01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:34,200
Speaker 1: call and thank you for listening. Hi, Jayla, Hi, all right,

1433
01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:37,920
Speaker 1: come on, how bad was it? The dumb fight? Um?

1434
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:41,519
Speaker 1: I literally screamed at my boy friends for roughly forty

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01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:45,000
Speaker 1: five minutes because he did not fold my socks as

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01:13:45,080 --> 01:13:48,080
Speaker 1: aften hairs after we did after he did my laundry. Okay,

1437
01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:50,240
Speaker 1: so you did a lot, you did laundry, he didn't

1438
01:13:50,280 --> 01:13:53,599
Speaker 1: fold your socks, and so you yelled at it. Yeah.

1439
01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:58,479
Speaker 1: I take my match thoughts very serious apparently, but was

1440
01:13:58,520 --> 01:14:00,880
Speaker 1: there at any point he looked at you and he said,

1441
01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:04,639
Speaker 1: you know, this is the dumbest fight ever. He didn't

1442
01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:06,320
Speaker 1: engage in the argument. He stared me the whole time,

1443
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:09,720
Speaker 1: like dude, shut up. Yeah all right, but do you

1444
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:12,760
Speaker 1: what it is? Did you just feel the need just

1445
01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:15,200
Speaker 1: to like spar with someone? And that's really basically what

1446
01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:16,479
Speaker 1: it is, because at the end of the day, it's

1447
01:14:16,479 --> 01:14:19,519
Speaker 1: not that big of a deal, is it. I think

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01:14:19,560 --> 01:14:21,200
Speaker 1: I was already irritated that day, and that was just

1449
01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:23,680
Speaker 1: like the that was like the straw that broke the

1450
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:26,559
Speaker 1: camel's back. So everything that irritated you during the day

1451
01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:30,080
Speaker 1: you took out on him. Yeah, but like he knows,

1452
01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:36,040
Speaker 1: it's a job as my boyfriend by punching bags. All right, Jayla,

1453
01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:38,200
Speaker 1: thank you very much. But Jan is not alone. We're

1454
01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:40,960
Speaker 1: all in that same, that same bucket sometimes, I agreed.

1455
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:43,439
Speaker 1: Lisa comes home sometimes and she's angry about something and

1456
01:14:43,439 --> 01:14:45,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, why do you choose me? She's like, because

1457
01:14:45,360 --> 01:14:50,479
Speaker 1: that's why you're here, because you're here and you're convenient. Hi, Lisa, different, Lisa,

1458
01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:53,479
Speaker 1: Hi Elvis, good morning, Good morning. So you got into

1459
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:57,960
Speaker 1: a fight with who about what? Okay, So yesterday my

1460
01:14:58,040 --> 01:15:00,240
Speaker 1: husband came up from the shower and they was this

1461
01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:03,280
Speaker 1: little black spot on the comforter, and I thought it

1462
01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:06,640
Speaker 1: was a spider, so I immediately had this visceral reaction like,

1463
01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:10,280
Speaker 1: oh my god. And that reaction scared him. So he

1464
01:15:10,439 --> 01:15:13,000
Speaker 1: was really mad at me all day because I scared him.

1465
01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:19,000
Speaker 1: In the morning. Spot was just so fuzzy. It's just

1466
01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:21,000
Speaker 1: a piece of fuzz that you thought it was a spider.

1467
01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:22,920
Speaker 1: You yelled, and you startled him, and you start his

1468
01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:26,080
Speaker 1: day off on the wrong foot. Yeah. Yeah, all day

1469
01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:31,200
Speaker 1: he was pissy. It was hilarious. Glad you found it funny.

1470
01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:36,400
Speaker 1: The poor guy for thirteen years, happily married for thirteen years,

1471
01:15:36,479 --> 01:15:39,520
Speaker 1: but sometimes he just gets pissy, and I think it's hilarious.

1472
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:44,360
Speaker 1: I love those couples where one clearly angry and the

1473
01:15:44,439 --> 01:15:48,040
Speaker 1: other one just keeps laughing. Yeah, Glad you think it's funny.

1474
01:15:48,080 --> 01:15:50,080
Speaker 1: It makes it so much worse. It sounds like you

1475
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:51,760
Speaker 1: guys really know how to get to it. So you're good.

1476
01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:54,400
Speaker 1: Thank you, Lisa. I just get don't give me that

1477
01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:57,439
Speaker 1: smart Yeah. Let's get into the three things you need

1478
01:15:57,479 --> 01:15:59,840
Speaker 1: to know, Gandhi. What's going on. It's tax season, which

1479
01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:02,679
Speaker 1: it's also scam season, so experts are warning to watch

1480
01:16:02,760 --> 01:16:05,479
Speaker 1: your digital activity, monitor your bank accounts, but they're saying

1481
01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:08,880
Speaker 1: there's a rise in the old fashioned wallet and purse snatch. Oh,

1482
01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:10,800
Speaker 1: so people are trying to get your ID and file

1483
01:16:10,840 --> 01:16:13,320
Speaker 1: your taxes. Before you do, just be careful. The use

1484
01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:16,200
Speaker 1: of service animals now being heavily scrutinized. We have all

1485
01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:19,759
Speaker 1: talked about some of the ridiculous things that are going on. Ponies, chickens,

1486
01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:22,320
Speaker 1: all kinds of stuff. So dogs could soon be the

1487
01:16:22,479 --> 01:16:26,160
Speaker 1: only service animal allowed on airplanes. There's a new proposal. Yes,

1488
01:16:26,400 --> 01:16:28,880
Speaker 1: they say, dogs only. And if this proposal goes through,

1489
01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:30,639
Speaker 1: they want people to get to the airport an hour

1490
01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:33,439
Speaker 1: early for check in because they want to screen your animal.

1491
01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:35,599
Speaker 1: Flight attendants seemed to be thrilled with this. They say

1492
01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:38,559
Speaker 1: that they've had unfortunate run ins with animals who weren't

1493
01:16:38,560 --> 01:16:41,080
Speaker 1: actually service animals, and they say it's time to end

1494
01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:46,320
Speaker 1: the days of Noah's Ark in the air. I just

1495
01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:49,280
Speaker 1: don't understand. If you're allergic to a dog, they don't

1496
01:16:49,280 --> 01:16:50,840
Speaker 1: have to tell you ahead of time that there's a

1497
01:16:50,880 --> 01:16:53,519
Speaker 1: dog on your plane, right. Oh, like cats, I'm really

1498
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:55,120
Speaker 1: allergic to cats. If there's a cat around, I can

1499
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:57,880
Speaker 1: tell you in a second it's there. And what about

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01:16:57,920 --> 01:17:00,760
Speaker 1: my support peacock as well. You may have to not

1501
01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:04,000
Speaker 1: have that support peacock anymore. They're also saying, immorse emotional

1502
01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:07,519
Speaker 1: support animals don't count as service animal, So that's gonna

1503
01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:10,960
Speaker 1: be very real. Yes, And finally, good news and bad

1504
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:13,080
Speaker 1: news for single women. We've closed the gender gap in

1505
01:17:13,160 --> 01:17:15,400
Speaker 1: one area, opened it in another. We own more houses

1506
01:17:15,439 --> 01:17:17,840
Speaker 1: now than single men, but we're paying about two percent

1507
01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:20,559
Speaker 1: more for those houses and selling them at two percent less.

1508
01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:24,080
Speaker 1: Really fix that? Yeah, no, no, don't let that happen. No,

1509
01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:29,479
Speaker 1: don't let anyone get away with that. No, no, no, hey,

1510
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:34,439
Speaker 1: let me remind you that on Friday, No, is it Friday,

1511
01:17:34,439 --> 01:17:37,760
Speaker 1: February seventh. Yeah, I'll be at the Barnes and Noble

1512
01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:41,639
Speaker 1: Chesterfield Town Center in Richmond, Virginia. The Elvis Durand Book

1513
01:17:41,640 --> 01:17:45,439
Speaker 1: Tour is cranking up again. It's a ticketed event and

1514
01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:47,360
Speaker 1: when you buy your ticket, you get your book, and

1515
01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:48,800
Speaker 1: of course you're gonna come up and take a picture.

1516
01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:50,320
Speaker 1: It'll be a lot of fun. Please come see us

1517
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:54,120
Speaker 1: the Barnes and Noble Chesterfield Town Center, Richmond, starting at

1518
01:17:54,160 --> 01:17:56,439
Speaker 1: seven o'clock February seventh for all the info and how

1519
01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:59,040
Speaker 1: to purchase your tickets. Go to Elvis durand book dot

1520
01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:03,400
Speaker 1: com in the morning show. I always turn them on

1521
01:18:03,479 --> 01:18:06,160
Speaker 1: on the way to work. Wakes me up every morning.

1522
01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:11,559
Speaker 1: Nate here, and if you're tired of tossing and turning

1523
01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:14,840
Speaker 1: at night, tries ze Quilt pure zs liquid melatonin. Same

1524
01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:18,120
Speaker 1: taste as Perez's gummies, but in liquid form, So give

1525
01:18:18,160 --> 01:18:22,120
Speaker 1: yourself arrest and buy it. Zequil Puress liquid Melatonin fininged

1526
01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:33,760
Speaker 1: retailers everywhere. So super Bowl parties are happening a week

1527
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:35,680
Speaker 1: from Sunday. Have you figured out where you're gonna be

1528
01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:39,000
Speaker 1: nesting that day? No, because the normal place we usually

1529
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,519
Speaker 1: go I don't think they're doing it. And so now

1530
01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:43,320
Speaker 1: where we have a couple of options, you'll come up

1531
01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:45,240
Speaker 1: with something. I mean, at the very least, just you know,

1532
01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:48,360
Speaker 1: go get some frozen taquitos and sit in the house.

1533
01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:52,240
Speaker 1: So anyway, my thing is, and we were invited to

1534
01:18:52,320 --> 01:18:54,639
Speaker 1: one last night. And my first question as well, who

1535
01:18:54,720 --> 01:18:57,080
Speaker 1: else is going to be there? Oh? Is it rude?

1536
01:18:57,560 --> 01:19:00,800
Speaker 1: It is? It is? But the repeat who are a holes?

1537
01:19:00,840 --> 01:19:02,479
Speaker 1: I don't want to be with them? Right? And that

1538
01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:04,800
Speaker 1: as long I think, as long as you clarify that,

1539
01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:06,680
Speaker 1: you know, there's just a couple people I don't really

1540
01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:08,320
Speaker 1: like that much. I think it's better than if you

1541
01:19:08,439 --> 01:19:12,040
Speaker 1: just ask and don't say anything else. Yeah, Frog, That's

1542
01:19:12,120 --> 01:19:14,439
Speaker 1: one of the things I don't like about evite online.

1543
01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:17,080
Speaker 1: It doesn't let you see the guest list like I want.

1544
01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:18,880
Speaker 1: Sometimes I don't want to say I'm coming to the

1545
01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:20,559
Speaker 1: party until I see who else is going to be there.

1546
01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:23,040
Speaker 1: I'm that way now. Sometimes someone will say, I'm gonna

1547
01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:25,120
Speaker 1: put a little diner party together, Who's going to be there?

1548
01:19:25,439 --> 01:19:29,960
Speaker 1: How rude? I know I'm being I admit I'm being rude,

1549
01:19:29,960 --> 01:19:31,519
Speaker 1: but I'd rather there might be somebody there you don't

1550
01:19:31,520 --> 01:19:33,120
Speaker 1: want to deal with. Hey, guess what, I'm at a

1551
01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:35,000
Speaker 1: point in my life, and we should all be at

1552
01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:36,600
Speaker 1: that point where you don't want to put yourself in

1553
01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:40,080
Speaker 1: a situation that bores you or makes you upset or anxious. No,

1554
01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:42,360
Speaker 1: I don't want to go. I know that. For instance,

1555
01:19:42,360 --> 01:19:44,120
Speaker 1: I have a good friend of mine who those dinner

1556
01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:48,240
Speaker 1: parties like every day, and she's come on the dinner party.

1557
01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:49,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, who's gonna be there? Because some of them

1558
01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:54,400
Speaker 1: her friends either awful. I totally get you, so you know,

1559
01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:57,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if I'm an a hole. I'm sorry, but

1560
01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:59,360
Speaker 1: I just I need I need to reserve the right

1561
01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:01,240
Speaker 1: to know who's going to be there. I don't think

1562
01:20:01,240 --> 01:20:03,599
Speaker 1: you should apologize for being an a hole. I'm sorry.

1563
01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:07,280
Speaker 1: We reach a certain point in your life exactly where

1564
01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:09,680
Speaker 1: you don't care about that stuff anymore. And you know what,

1565
01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:11,479
Speaker 1: if there's people at that party that I don't want

1566
01:20:11,479 --> 01:20:14,640
Speaker 1: to see, I'm not going to that party. What if

1567
01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:16,599
Speaker 1: you're the guy people are waiting on to see if

1568
01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:18,200
Speaker 1: they want to go. They're waiting to see if you're

1569
01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:19,880
Speaker 1: gonna go. Hey, if you don't want to be with me,

1570
01:20:19,960 --> 01:20:21,920
Speaker 1: I don't want to be with you. So scary's asking

1571
01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:24,240
Speaker 1: the question what if I'm the host? Yeah, I mean

1572
01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:26,640
Speaker 1: after I mean or or if aren't you going to

1573
01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:29,160
Speaker 1: be there for the host? Because if someone you're invited

1574
01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:32,320
Speaker 1: to a party, I'm thinking, you know you're hosting it.

1575
01:20:32,439 --> 01:20:34,320
Speaker 1: I care about you and being with you. It's now

1576
01:20:34,479 --> 01:20:36,719
Speaker 1: my quality time with you. I don't care who's around

1577
01:20:37,280 --> 01:20:40,120
Speaker 1: now because I can be with them anytime. When someone's

1578
01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:41,840
Speaker 1: hosting a party, you don't really get to hang out

1579
01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:43,639
Speaker 1: with them all that much anyway, So you are hanging

1580
01:20:43,680 --> 01:20:46,000
Speaker 1: out with the other people there exactly. So if I

1581
01:20:46,080 --> 01:20:47,600
Speaker 1: have a party and invite you, and you ask me

1582
01:20:47,640 --> 01:20:49,719
Speaker 1: who else is going to be there? I will happily

1583
01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:51,559
Speaker 1: tell you okay, because I don't want you there if

1584
01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:53,760
Speaker 1: you don't want to be there, I'm now when I'm asking, dud,

1585
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:57,680
Speaker 1: could you are you comfortable enough to like get specific, like, oh,

1586
01:20:58,040 --> 01:21:01,000
Speaker 1: is Kelly gonna be there? Why not? Yeah? I think

1587
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:02,360
Speaker 1: you should do that. And then they don't feel like

1588
01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:03,760
Speaker 1: it's a shot against them that you're trying to hang

1589
01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:05,639
Speaker 1: out with like super cool people and not them. You're

1590
01:21:05,680 --> 01:21:07,880
Speaker 1: just not trying to hang out with one person exactly.

1591
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:10,200
Speaker 1: I will tell you this. Everyone on this show, and

1592
01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:13,640
Speaker 1: they're significant others. I'm totally fine with. So I know

1593
01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:15,479
Speaker 1: that we have a party and it's just us. Yeah,

1594
01:21:15,600 --> 01:21:18,360
Speaker 1: I know, I'm fine, We're good, okay, But you may

1595
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:20,200
Speaker 1: be with someone who doesn't want to be with me

1596
01:21:20,840 --> 01:21:24,360
Speaker 1: or doesn't want to be with scary. Oh can we

1597
01:21:24,439 --> 01:21:26,080
Speaker 1: go ahead? Can we get this out in the open

1598
01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:32,200
Speaker 1: right now? Names? Can we name names? Oh? Uh, well,

1599
01:21:32,240 --> 01:21:33,519
Speaker 1: you know who's not in the room. Brodie's not in

1600
01:21:33,560 --> 01:21:39,280
Speaker 1: the room. I think we were all thinking. I think

1601
01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:42,640
Speaker 1: we were all thinking no, no, no, let me be

1602
01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:45,600
Speaker 1: very fair. I was not thinking that. Okay, everybody but

1603
01:21:45,760 --> 01:21:48,920
Speaker 1: Elvis was thinking, I'm fine with Brodie. There are people

1604
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:50,519
Speaker 1: who used to be on this show that we're not

1605
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:53,200
Speaker 1: fine with Brodie and they would say no to a party.

1606
01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:55,360
Speaker 1: I'm sure. I love Brodie. I think he's just a

1607
01:21:55,400 --> 01:21:58,800
Speaker 1: little persnickety when it comes to certain things like at

1608
01:21:58,800 --> 01:22:03,000
Speaker 1: the party. Okay, hey, I'm just saying that. You know

1609
01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:07,880
Speaker 1: he's coming down. Fine, let me for the record, I'm

1610
01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:10,080
Speaker 1: fine with Brody at the party. Brody and I always

1611
01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:12,080
Speaker 1: have a good story. Was shaking his head to put

1612
01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:17,120
Speaker 1: him throw him unders. Okay, here he is, Broyd. Are

1613
01:22:17,160 --> 01:22:24,360
Speaker 1: you guys talking about We're talking about being invited to

1614
01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:26,880
Speaker 1: a party and saying, hey, who was gonna asking who's

1615
01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:28,880
Speaker 1: gonna be there? Because there are some people you don't

1616
01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:31,200
Speaker 1: want to party with. And I said, because he's gonna

1617
01:22:31,240 --> 01:22:33,360
Speaker 1: come in and he's gonna find something wrong with the

1618
01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:36,560
Speaker 1: appetizers because he's freakled dill On. I know, but I

1619
01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:41,479
Speaker 1: gotta be honest. When when Brody bitches about dill the herb,

1620
01:22:42,439 --> 01:22:45,560
Speaker 1: I think it's funny and it doesn't bother me. Thank you.

1621
01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:47,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to work with you, but

1622
01:22:47,720 --> 01:22:50,840
Speaker 1: I don't party it makes you feeling about it. I

1623
01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:53,800
Speaker 1: don't want to work with me either. I gotta be

1624
01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:58,640
Speaker 1: around me all the time. Imagine what that's like. I

1625
01:22:58,720 --> 01:23:00,400
Speaker 1: used to work with somebody who would say that, Yeah,

1626
01:23:00,439 --> 01:23:02,519
Speaker 1: I don't like me. You wonder why I'm in a

1627
01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:05,320
Speaker 1: bad mood. I got me wherever I go. Okay, I think,

1628
01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:08,040
Speaker 1: I think, I mean joking aside, I do truly believe

1629
01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:09,920
Speaker 1: we're all okay with each other in a party, are

1630
01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:11,680
Speaker 1: we not? Yeah? I don't get invited to any so

1631
01:23:11,680 --> 01:23:13,320
Speaker 1: I don't know what you guys are talking about. I'm

1632
01:23:13,360 --> 01:23:15,360
Speaker 1: the guy that scary calls from parties to say, what

1633
01:23:15,439 --> 01:23:19,240
Speaker 1: a great time he's at it. He did that one dude,

1634
01:23:19,280 --> 01:23:22,000
Speaker 1: where are you? And then he goes, I wasn't invited? Oh,

1635
01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:28,840
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Do we still have that? It was labeling. Yeah,

1636
01:23:28,880 --> 01:23:31,360
Speaker 1: when I threw a party at my at my office,

1637
01:23:31,560 --> 01:23:35,000
Speaker 1: right right up on the terrace overlooking the city. It

1638
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:36,720
Speaker 1: was a great party. Brodie, you should have been a tech.

1639
01:23:39,160 --> 01:23:41,960
Speaker 1: Why was Brody not invited? That's a great question. I

1640
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:43,439
Speaker 1: don't know. But all I know is that I was

1641
01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:47,360
Speaker 1: eating these strips. Yours scary A little less talking. Find

1642
01:23:47,479 --> 01:23:49,280
Speaker 1: find the file, because we actually have the phone call,

1643
01:23:49,520 --> 01:23:55,040
Speaker 1: make it happen. Yeah, okay, so ill's good in here?

1644
01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:56,559
Speaker 1: What are you meanting? Oh? I have a smart one.

1645
01:23:56,640 --> 01:24:00,400
Speaker 1: It's angel hair, marinaro with zucchini and squashed two calories.

1646
01:24:00,479 --> 01:24:02,360
Speaker 1: Yet it's just like flying to Italy, isn't it? Just

1647
01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:06,000
Speaker 1: like it? Nothing like it three minutes in the microwave. Yeah.

1648
01:24:06,240 --> 01:24:08,519
Speaker 1: Do you think we still have a scary here? I

1649
01:24:08,640 --> 01:24:13,040
Speaker 1: just don't. I don't have it right now. Okay, all right, So,

1650
01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:17,759
Speaker 1: so scary Scary calls Brody from the party. Oh you should,

1651
01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:20,200
Speaker 1: oh you should be here. You should taste these appetizers

1652
01:24:20,240 --> 01:24:26,280
Speaker 1: that Elvis bought for the Oh oh everyone too, even

1653
01:24:26,320 --> 01:24:30,680
Speaker 1: people Elvis doesn't like. They're here. Wow, the must the

1654
01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:32,680
Speaker 1: invitation must have gotten lost in the mail. We do

1655
01:24:32,800 --> 01:24:34,760
Speaker 1: have sound with Garrett coming up. Even, let's do that

1656
01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:37,599
Speaker 1: while Scary is looking aimlessly. That was like the time

1657
01:24:37,640 --> 01:24:40,360
Speaker 1: we had the party on on the boat in Miami

1658
01:24:40,560 --> 01:24:43,160
Speaker 1: and everybody was told do not post on social media

1659
01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:45,720
Speaker 1: and scary stuff just posting a way like here we

1660
01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:49,960
Speaker 1: are popping bottles on a on a yacht and people

1661
01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:53,000
Speaker 1: who weren't invited were very upset. Oh no, yeah, anyway,

1662
01:24:53,200 --> 01:24:57,840
Speaker 1: don't worry about that. Uh, let's see, Brody this Texas

1663
01:24:57,880 --> 01:25:00,679
Speaker 1: says it would have U what have the best party?

1664
01:25:00,720 --> 01:25:03,559
Speaker 1: Delicious food cooked right with tupperware for leftovers, unless jokes.

1665
01:25:04,040 --> 01:25:06,439
Speaker 1: Oh here it is. We're about to get into sound Garrett.

1666
01:25:06,800 --> 01:25:09,000
Speaker 1: But first, this is scary at my party on the

1667
01:25:09,080 --> 01:25:13,639
Speaker 1: rooftop of my office. And it's great, scary resent. Listen,

1668
01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:19,160
Speaker 1: we're getting wasted at Elvis Duran groups um party. Everybody

1669
01:25:19,240 --> 01:25:24,160
Speaker 1: the whole world. Where are you from two to five

1670
01:25:24,240 --> 01:25:28,080
Speaker 1: this afternoon in Soho on the rooftop deck. We're hosting

1671
01:25:28,160 --> 01:25:33,640
Speaker 1: cocktails yesterday it was right right, you don't remember when

1672
01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:37,679
Speaker 1: you're walking yesterday right before that? All right, it doesn't matter.

1673
01:25:38,240 --> 01:25:40,360
Speaker 1: You're you're missing out. You should have been air Man.

1674
01:25:45,880 --> 01:25:48,880
Speaker 1: I can get back to Tartar. I love scariest reply.

1675
01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:50,840
Speaker 1: While I wasn't invited up. It does not regardless, you're

1676
01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:54,040
Speaker 1: missing out. And then was the one who and then

1677
01:25:54,280 --> 01:25:57,280
Speaker 1: then you say everyone in the world is here. Okay.

1678
01:25:57,400 --> 01:25:59,400
Speaker 1: I was the one who noticed he was missing and

1679
01:25:59,479 --> 01:26:02,160
Speaker 1: thought to him. I thought that I was being fought. Brodie,

1680
01:26:02,160 --> 01:26:04,320
Speaker 1: I don't remember who did the guest list. My apologies.

1681
01:26:07,360 --> 01:26:11,080
Speaker 1: All right, So there you know, it's worse than having

1682
01:26:11,120 --> 01:26:14,080
Speaker 1: a party that somebody's not inviting to someone to keeping

1683
01:26:14,160 --> 01:26:17,120
Speaker 1: that secret. Afterwards, when you're all together and that person

1684
01:26:17,240 --> 01:26:19,479
Speaker 1: walks in the room and you want to talk about

1685
01:26:19,520 --> 01:26:21,400
Speaker 1: the party, but you can't talk about the party because

1686
01:26:21,439 --> 01:26:23,160
Speaker 1: that person is there that you didn't invite. Well, look,

1687
01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:26,240
Speaker 1: I think he was omitted for it was an accident.

1688
01:26:26,400 --> 01:26:28,280
Speaker 1: I mean so. But at the same time, I just

1689
01:26:28,360 --> 01:26:30,920
Speaker 1: I don't want to rub it in, right, did you

1690
01:26:31,040 --> 01:26:34,000
Speaker 1: really missing out? This is Bronie. Remember when you had

1691
01:26:34,040 --> 01:26:36,800
Speaker 1: that private party in Florida on your on your boat. Yeah,

1692
01:26:36,840 --> 01:26:39,280
Speaker 1: we're just talking about everybody put pictures up. Like at

1693
01:26:39,360 --> 01:26:41,559
Speaker 1: least when Scary didn't invite me to that party? You didn't.

1694
01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:43,640
Speaker 1: It was before Instagram, so I didn't have to look

1695
01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:46,560
Speaker 1: at pictures of you guys at a party. Does that

1696
01:26:46,680 --> 01:26:49,320
Speaker 1: Scary call me? But that's worse now you don't invite

1697
01:26:49,320 --> 01:26:53,880
Speaker 1: anybody because his pictures. Yeah, you're right, you're caught. Sorry, Wait, Gondy,

1698
01:26:53,920 --> 01:26:56,800
Speaker 1: you had a party and you didn't invite Bronie. I did, Okay, No,

1699
01:26:56,960 --> 01:26:59,760
Speaker 1: I didn't. I was upset because I found out they

1700
01:26:59,800 --> 01:27:01,760
Speaker 1: had a secret birthday party for you, Elvis, and I

1701
01:27:01,880 --> 01:27:04,000
Speaker 1: wasn't invited. Who did I don't know it was. It

1702
01:27:04,120 --> 01:27:06,439
Speaker 1: was like it was a really tight, intimate dinner party.

1703
01:27:06,479 --> 01:27:08,600
Speaker 1: But I wasn't there, and I'm like, I know this

1704
01:27:08,720 --> 01:27:14,599
Speaker 1: guy went. It was great birthday party. Birthday. Yeah, none

1705
01:27:14,600 --> 01:27:18,160
Speaker 1: of us years. I don't remember. Robby was the only

1706
01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:20,320
Speaker 1: one invited to that. Yeah. We were pissed at that.

1707
01:27:21,640 --> 01:27:23,479
Speaker 1: I wasn't invited. Did I have fun? Yeah? I don't know.

1708
01:27:24,120 --> 01:27:28,080
Speaker 1: Yeah you did, And I think we know why. Who

1709
01:27:28,160 --> 01:27:31,720
Speaker 1: came up with that guest list doesn't Yeah, nobody at

1710
01:27:31,760 --> 01:27:35,519
Speaker 1: this radio station. All right, we'll move on. I don't

1711
01:27:35,520 --> 01:27:38,000
Speaker 1: know about it. I don't I don't remember it. It

1712
01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:41,400
Speaker 1: was my birthday. I was drinking. Okay, let's get into

1713
01:27:41,479 --> 01:27:45,920
Speaker 1: sound with Garrett anyway. So let's talk about Halsey. She's

1714
01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:47,760
Speaker 1: all over the TV. Last night, she was on with

1715
01:27:48,479 --> 01:27:51,759
Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon, uh, promoting her new album, and Jimmy Fallon

1716
01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:54,599
Speaker 1: had her do her song Graveyard in a Jersey accent.

1717
01:27:54,680 --> 01:27:58,559
Speaker 1: Daniel will love this, Oh, Danielle, but the Bronx. Yeah,

1718
01:27:58,560 --> 01:28:00,559
Speaker 1: I'm not from there, but there's a thing line between.

1719
01:28:00,560 --> 01:28:03,120
Speaker 1: It's very similar. It's an accent. Here we go. Oh,

1720
01:28:03,240 --> 01:28:06,799
Speaker 1: Because I keep digging myself down deeper, I won't stop

1721
01:28:06,920 --> 01:28:09,800
Speaker 1: till I get where you are. I keep running when

1722
01:28:09,920 --> 01:28:12,400
Speaker 1: both my feet hurt, I won't stop till I get

1723
01:28:12,479 --> 01:28:15,880
Speaker 1: where you are. Oh, when you go down all your

1724
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:20,320
Speaker 1: darkest roads, I would have followed all the way to

1725
01:28:20,479 --> 01:28:23,600
Speaker 1: the graveyard. There you go, all right? And then she

1726
01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:26,800
Speaker 1: was over on CMT for Crush Crossroads, where she teamed

1727
01:28:26,880 --> 01:28:32,760
Speaker 1: up with Kelsey Ballerini to perform Graveyard Graveyard because I

1728
01:28:35,280 --> 01:28:42,160
Speaker 1: wore sounds great, A little country, little pop by the way.

1729
01:28:42,240 --> 01:28:43,840
Speaker 1: You know what I love at Halsey in her new album,

1730
01:28:43,960 --> 01:28:47,280
Speaker 1: she recognizes our friend Joe Rainy. It was awesome who

1731
01:28:47,320 --> 01:28:50,400
Speaker 1: passed away several years ago. Has it been several years already?

1732
01:28:50,400 --> 01:28:53,080
Speaker 1: Oh it's been about No, about a year. I think

1733
01:28:53,080 --> 01:28:58,439
Speaker 1: it's been more than a year. We've been over a year. Wow, yeah, crazy. Anyway,

1734
01:28:59,240 --> 01:29:01,120
Speaker 1: I love that she did that. Let's talk about some

1735
01:29:01,200 --> 01:29:04,479
Speaker 1: new music. Hally Williams remember her from Paramore. She's doing

1736
01:29:04,520 --> 01:29:18,960
Speaker 1: her own solo thing. So this is a simmer. Yeah,

1737
01:29:19,080 --> 01:29:22,040
Speaker 1: there you have it. Let's talk about Eddie Murphy. He

1738
01:29:22,280 --> 01:29:24,040
Speaker 1: is all over the place. He just did an interview

1739
01:29:24,080 --> 01:29:26,680
Speaker 1: with w magazine and they asked him, what was the

1740
01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:29,600
Speaker 1: worst advice you got from a fellow comic and it

1741
01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:33,280
Speaker 1: was from Rodney Dangerfield. So I afterwards, Dangerfield sees me

1742
01:29:33,360 --> 01:29:35,640
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, kid, I don't know where you're

1743
01:29:35,640 --> 01:29:37,560
Speaker 1: gonna go with that, you know, with the language and

1744
01:29:37,600 --> 01:29:41,000
Speaker 1: the race stuff. I was crestfallen. Cut to two three

1745
01:29:41,080 --> 01:29:44,599
Speaker 1: years later and I was in Vegas in the bathroom.

1746
01:29:45,160 --> 01:29:47,320
Speaker 1: Rodney Dangerfield comes at a year and all right next

1747
01:29:47,360 --> 01:29:49,040
Speaker 1: to me, and I look over and he looks at

1748
01:29:49,080 --> 01:29:53,360
Speaker 1: me and says, hey, who knew? So he gave him

1749
01:29:53,360 --> 01:29:55,439
Speaker 1: advice on his first show. And then two years later,

1750
01:29:56,680 --> 01:29:59,280
Speaker 1: all right, let's talk politics very quickly. So during the

1751
01:29:59,320 --> 01:30:05,240
Speaker 1: impeachment here rings yesterday, a Congressman uh Hakeem Jeffries responded

1752
01:30:05,280 --> 01:30:08,479
Speaker 1: to a question by quoting Biggie. So there's here's Biggie song. Right,

1753
01:30:11,200 --> 01:30:13,160
Speaker 1: we all know that line, juice is. This is how

1754
01:30:13,240 --> 01:30:17,559
Speaker 1: the representative response and present the truth to the American people.

1755
01:30:17,960 --> 01:30:20,360
Speaker 1: That is why we are here. It's the second low.

1756
01:30:20,760 --> 01:30:24,519
Speaker 1: And if you don't know now you know all right

1757
01:30:25,400 --> 01:30:27,360
Speaker 1: percent of the room had no idea what right over

1758
01:30:27,400 --> 01:30:30,679
Speaker 1: their heads. And then finally there is a cool metal

1759
01:30:30,720 --> 01:30:46,280
Speaker 1: cover on YouTube of mister Rogers neighborhood. Really, I don't

1760
01:30:46,280 --> 01:30:48,839
Speaker 1: know if if mister Rogers had this advice, I wouldn't

1761
01:30:48,840 --> 01:30:51,960
Speaker 1: go over this guy's house hard go to his neighborhood.

1762
01:30:52,680 --> 01:30:55,960
Speaker 1: That is Clint Robinson on YouTube. He does metal covers,

1763
01:30:56,000 --> 01:31:05,200
Speaker 1: So won't you be my neighbor metal for Jones. He

1764
01:31:05,320 --> 01:31:10,559
Speaker 1: has to do that in his basement. You're very nice.

1765
01:31:12,160 --> 01:31:14,719
Speaker 1: Let's get into the Danielle Report. Danielle all right, Lizzo

1766
01:31:14,800 --> 01:31:18,000
Speaker 1: on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine, How she conquered

1767
01:31:18,040 --> 01:31:21,160
Speaker 1: the World. That is the big title. This is the picture.

1768
01:31:21,360 --> 01:31:24,599
Speaker 1: See the picture. She looks very pretty. There's a bunch

1769
01:31:24,640 --> 01:31:26,439
Speaker 1: of other pictures in size, so check it out when

1770
01:31:26,439 --> 01:31:29,360
Speaker 1: you give a chance. So, Lady Gaga, yesterday, or if

1771
01:31:29,400 --> 01:31:32,679
Speaker 1: you remember, it appeared that one of her new singles

1772
01:31:32,800 --> 01:31:34,840
Speaker 1: leaked and then all of a sudden it was gone

1773
01:31:34,880 --> 01:31:36,400
Speaker 1: and we couldn't find it. I know Garrett got it

1774
01:31:36,439 --> 01:31:38,400
Speaker 1: for us on the dark web, along with a couple

1775
01:31:38,439 --> 01:31:39,720
Speaker 1: of other things he didn't want to see on the

1776
01:31:39,800 --> 01:31:42,800
Speaker 1: dark web. Anyway, Gaga took to Twitter yesterday and all

1777
01:31:42,880 --> 01:31:46,120
Speaker 1: she wrote was can y'all stop? And then she posted

1778
01:31:46,160 --> 01:31:48,280
Speaker 1: a picture of a guy in a mask with headphones

1779
01:31:48,680 --> 01:31:52,679
Speaker 1: with like a little iPod and like finger over the lips,

1780
01:31:52,800 --> 01:31:55,200
Speaker 1: right she doesn't want this stuff happening. I think that's

1781
01:31:55,200 --> 01:31:56,560
Speaker 1: what she's trying to tell you, just to let you know.

1782
01:31:56,680 --> 01:31:58,400
Speaker 1: We do have the whole song. We do. Are you

1783
01:31:58,479 --> 01:32:01,760
Speaker 1: gonna play it? No? Okay, no, we're not gonna do that.

1784
01:32:02,560 --> 01:32:06,120
Speaker 1: So you know Nick Jonas and so you know Nick

1785
01:32:06,240 --> 01:32:08,200
Speaker 1: Jonas and Frianka Choe for I have a new German

1786
01:32:08,240 --> 01:32:10,600
Speaker 1: Shepherd puppy. His name is Gino and it was a

1787
01:32:10,640 --> 01:32:13,320
Speaker 1: gift from Prianka for the first wedding anniversary. We actually

1788
01:32:13,360 --> 01:32:15,920
Speaker 1: watched him get it on Instagram. You know, she woke

1789
01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:17,880
Speaker 1: him up with the dog. Well, the dog is a

1790
01:32:17,960 --> 01:32:20,479
Speaker 1: lot bigger now, and they were telling Ellen DeGeneres that

1791
01:32:20,600 --> 01:32:23,800
Speaker 1: the dog has basically doubled in size, taken over the house,

1792
01:32:24,120 --> 01:32:26,680
Speaker 1: rips everything to shreds. But he's so cute that we

1793
01:32:26,840 --> 01:32:28,360
Speaker 1: just kind of let him do what he wants to do.

1794
01:32:29,160 --> 01:32:32,759
Speaker 1: That's gonna get old, yeah, exactly, very fast. Captain Marvel

1795
01:32:32,880 --> 01:32:35,400
Speaker 1: is in the works for a it's actually Captain Marvel too,

1796
01:32:35,600 --> 01:32:39,439
Speaker 1: for a potential twenty twenty two release date. So if

1797
01:32:39,479 --> 01:32:41,719
Speaker 1: you are a fan, that's pretty cool. Here's the latest

1798
01:32:41,760 --> 01:32:44,160
Speaker 1: on Antonio Brown. A warrant out for his arrest for

1799
01:32:44,200 --> 01:32:47,519
Speaker 1: allegedly assaulting the driver of a moving truck. Yeah, this

1800
01:32:47,640 --> 01:32:50,240
Speaker 1: guy's doing really well right now, isn't he. Yeah? I

1801
01:32:50,280 --> 01:32:53,880
Speaker 1: saw something money through a rock at him. So ridiculous.

1802
01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:57,280
Speaker 1: I just little nas X was talking to Variety about

1803
01:32:57,360 --> 01:32:59,960
Speaker 1: coming out about self medicating and a bunch of other

1804
01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:02,120
Speaker 1: their topics. So if you get a chance, you might

1805
01:33:02,200 --> 01:33:05,439
Speaker 1: want to read that article. Um and and Netflix released

1806
01:33:05,439 --> 01:33:06,640
Speaker 1: a trailer I don't know if you saw it for

1807
01:33:06,680 --> 01:33:10,880
Speaker 1: the upcoming Taylor Swift documentary Miss Americana. So that is out.

1808
01:33:11,640 --> 01:33:15,880
Speaker 1: And according to a new poll, only twenty three percent

1809
01:33:15,960 --> 01:33:18,840
Speaker 1: of Americans think that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston should

1810
01:33:18,880 --> 01:33:22,880
Speaker 1: get back together. Hello, they've been together two thousand and

1811
01:33:22,920 --> 01:33:25,639
Speaker 1: five or something like that. Yeah it's time for reunion. No, yeah,

1812
01:33:25,720 --> 01:33:28,519
Speaker 1: that's gonna happen. Sixty percent of people think they shouldn't,

1813
01:33:28,600 --> 01:33:31,280
Speaker 1: and the rest of us they either don't know or

1814
01:33:31,320 --> 01:33:33,840
Speaker 1: they don't care. So, but fall be healthier, No, we

1815
01:33:33,960 --> 01:33:37,479
Speaker 1: need to get them back together. Are so cute. Eli Manning.

1816
01:33:37,600 --> 01:33:39,320
Speaker 1: We know he's retiring, but he's gonna make his big

1817
01:33:39,360 --> 01:33:44,080
Speaker 1: announcement tomorrow. And unfortunately mister Peanut has passed away. Everybody,

1818
01:33:44,320 --> 01:33:48,640
Speaker 1: there's the dumbest story they killed mister Peanut. Planners is

1819
01:33:48,720 --> 01:33:51,200
Speaker 1: saying that the mascot died in a car accident while

1820
01:33:51,280 --> 01:33:54,639
Speaker 1: trying to say Wesley Snipes and they're teasing his funeral

1821
01:33:54,760 --> 01:33:58,840
Speaker 1: as a Super Bowl adh. Yeah. It's goodlifting. Yeah, maybe

1822
01:33:58,880 --> 01:34:02,920
Speaker 1: he'll come back to life from this. All right, thank you, Daniel. Yeah,

1823
01:34:03,080 --> 01:34:05,599
Speaker 1: we're playing thanks to Garrett in his sound. We played

1824
01:34:05,600 --> 01:34:08,599
Speaker 1: a little piece of juicy from uh Horns, big yeah

1825
01:34:09,680 --> 01:34:14,719
Speaker 1: please Yeah. This album is dedicated to all the teacher

1826
01:34:14,800 --> 01:34:17,080
Speaker 1: that told me I'll never amount to nothing, to all

1827
01:34:17,120 --> 01:34:19,160
Speaker 1: the people that lived above the buildings that I was

1828
01:34:19,280 --> 01:34:21,040
Speaker 1: hustling from they called the police on me when I

1829
01:34:21,080 --> 01:34:22,800
Speaker 1: was just trying to make some money to feed my daughter.

1830
01:34:24,160 --> 01:34:25,800
Speaker 1: To all my people's in the struggle, you know what

1831
01:34:25,840 --> 01:34:30,840
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So it was all a dream. I used

1832
01:34:30,840 --> 01:34:33,920
Speaker 1: to read Word Up magazine, something Pepper and Heavy Tea

1833
01:34:34,040 --> 01:34:37,639
Speaker 1: up in the limousine, hanging pictures on my wall every Saturday.

1834
01:34:37,760 --> 01:34:40,800
Speaker 1: Wrapper back, mister magic, Molly Mall. I let my tape

1835
01:34:40,880 --> 01:34:46,240
Speaker 1: rock to my tape coop, way back when I had

1836
01:34:46,280 --> 01:34:48,920
Speaker 1: the Red and Black Lumberjack with the hack of mas.

1837
01:34:49,400 --> 01:34:52,479
Speaker 1: Remember rapping through the hard, the hard, you never taught

1838
01:34:52,520 --> 01:34:55,080
Speaker 1: that hip hop, but take it this fall. Now I'm

1839
01:34:55,120 --> 01:34:57,479
Speaker 1: in the limelight because I ride a bit. Time to

1840
01:34:57,560 --> 01:35:00,599
Speaker 1: get dame, blow up like the world trained born seller

1841
01:35:00,800 --> 01:35:03,040
Speaker 1: the opposite upper when I remember when I used to

1842
01:35:03,080 --> 01:35:06,080
Speaker 1: eat sardines for dinner. Piece the rod che Brucy Bee

1843
01:35:06,160 --> 01:35:09,840
Speaker 1: Ki Kaprie, so Master flex Love Buck star Ski. I'm

1844
01:35:09,840 --> 01:35:12,320
Speaker 1: blowing up like I thought I would call the crypt

1845
01:35:12,400 --> 01:35:16,800
Speaker 1: same number, same hood. It's all good ship. And if

1846
01:35:16,880 --> 01:35:38,840
Speaker 1: you don't know that, get old. You know. I made

1847
01:35:38,920 --> 01:35:41,600
Speaker 1: the change from a common thief to up close and

1848
01:35:41,720 --> 01:35:44,719
Speaker 1: personal with Robbin Leech and the farm from Chief Smoke

1849
01:35:44,880 --> 01:35:47,960
Speaker 1: up with my pizza days, brand love. It's the Brooklyn way,

1850
01:35:48,040 --> 01:35:50,840
Speaker 1: the moat and Allen say keep me kissing. Girls used

1851
01:35:50,880 --> 01:35:52,800
Speaker 1: to miss me, now it right now it's because they

1852
01:35:52,880 --> 01:35:56,000
Speaker 1: missed me. I never thought it could happen, this rapping stuff.

1853
01:35:56,439 --> 01:35:58,800
Speaker 1: I was to use the packing cats and stuff. Now

1854
01:35:58,920 --> 01:36:01,600
Speaker 1: honeys blame me close. But the play coat from the

1855
01:36:01,680 --> 01:36:05,120
Speaker 1: Mississippi down to the East Coast condos, the queens in

1856
01:36:05,320 --> 01:36:08,599
Speaker 1: dope for weeks, so out seeks to hear Biggie Small speak,

1857
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Speaker 1: I know, but you keep in mind that's for selfish reasons.

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Speaker 1: thirty years. Nostalgia reconciliation never works. You don't move backward,

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Speaker 1: to get back together and they live the rest of

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Speaker 1: their lives happily. Ever, but I don't know, it sounds

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1921
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Speaker 1: saying who is this? Oh Hi Vanessa, I enjoyed your text.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for your if you're a perspective a thank

1923
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Speaker 1: you for reading it. So, you, guys, in a matrimonial law,

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Speaker 1: you would see couples who were they broke up years

1925
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Speaker 1: ago get back together because that nostalgia was the only

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Speaker 1: thing they were hanging onto. And you saw in many

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Speaker 1: cases it was a mistake. It was every time. Every

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Speaker 1: time they always came back either six months later or

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01:40:47,520 --> 01:40:50,840
Speaker 1: a year later, and it was worse. It was like

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Speaker 1: they hated each other. But to be fair, though, to

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Speaker 1: be fair, I mean, the ones that are working aren't

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01:40:55,920 --> 01:40:58,120
Speaker 1: going to come see you, you know, right, So you're

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Speaker 1: going to see the ones that aren't working. Well. No,

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Speaker 1: the ones that initially would faforum for a complaint and

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Speaker 1: then they would get reconciled and get back together, those

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Speaker 1: are the ones that would come back. Wow. But there

1937
01:41:10,200 --> 01:41:12,880
Speaker 1: was never a case. I never had a case where

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01:41:13,920 --> 01:41:16,799
Speaker 1: they reconciled and did not come back. Not yet anyway,

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01:41:16,840 --> 01:41:19,920
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it. So the best bet is to

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Speaker 1: just basically be friends and stay friends and be independent.

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01:41:24,720 --> 01:41:27,400
Speaker 1: You respect each other more that way. Okay, I've seen

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Speaker 1: that work. So okay, Well, what in your opinion has

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Speaker 1: weight because of your perspective and where you work. Um. Yeah,

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01:41:36,200 --> 01:41:38,680
Speaker 1: But I thought what you said that was interesting was

1945
01:41:38,800 --> 01:41:42,240
Speaker 1: the word nostalgia. People getting back together because it's something

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01:41:42,320 --> 01:41:45,760
Speaker 1: that they were at one time comfortable with. They's like,

1947
01:41:45,840 --> 01:41:47,640
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, they know me, I know them. What

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01:41:47,800 --> 01:41:50,600
Speaker 1: a great time to get back together. But here's the

1949
01:41:50,680 --> 01:41:53,560
Speaker 1: thing with Fred. We all have followed his story and

1950
01:41:53,680 --> 01:41:56,040
Speaker 1: we know that he went through a lot, and it

1951
01:41:56,200 --> 01:41:58,680
Speaker 1: seems like he's a lot different now than he was.

1952
01:41:58,880 --> 01:42:05,400
Speaker 1: Daniel stop assuming, stop assuming. Would you let Danielle talk please? Okay,

1953
01:42:06,680 --> 01:42:09,600
Speaker 1: So maybe there's a chance that she sees this and

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01:42:09,720 --> 01:42:12,679
Speaker 1: she's like, right, wow, and maybe she's in a different

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Speaker 1: place now maturity wise. You know, Danielle, you're the first

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Speaker 1: to want to tell our listeners to stop filling in

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Speaker 1: the blanks and making up these making up the narrative

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01:42:22,400 --> 01:42:24,240
Speaker 1: in their own minds, because they usually get it wrong.

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Speaker 1: They usually do. But this is what you and Froggy

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Speaker 1: are doing right now, because it's romance for you, it

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Speaker 1: is this is for you. Tend to be happy. I

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Speaker 1: really do. Then maybe she shouldn't get back to bread

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01:42:35,360 --> 01:42:38,599
Speaker 1: you have her, but they absolutely can be happy. They

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Speaker 1: just have to be their own people. And that's that's

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Speaker 1: the best bet. You're not stuck together. You're not going

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Speaker 1: through the same things that will generally come back. That

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Speaker 1: has happened because when you're when you come back together,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry to interrupt, it's it's it's just starts all

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Speaker 1: over again. And what happens is right now they're remembering

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Speaker 1: all the good things people tend when they steparate, remember

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Speaker 1: all the good things and forget the bad until it

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Speaker 1: actually happens again. And that's what happened. Right There's like

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01:43:08,160 --> 01:43:10,680
Speaker 1: Brad's like Jennifer. She's the one that never puts the

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Speaker 1: toilet seat back up. Yeah all right, Vanessa, thank you

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Speaker 1: for your call. I appreciate your text today, Thanks for listening.

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01:43:18,120 --> 01:43:21,760
Speaker 1: I just always wonder why everybody thinks Jennifer is unhappy.

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01:43:22,120 --> 01:43:24,080
Speaker 1: It always falls back to I just want jend to

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Speaker 1: be happy like she was, this horribly heartbroken human. I

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01:43:26,560 --> 01:43:29,040
Speaker 1: think she's been happy. She seems pretty happy. Good. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: her acting career is going well, extra and no one's

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01:43:31,400 --> 01:43:33,040
Speaker 1: ever worried about all. I want Brad to be happy.

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Speaker 1: Do you think that she's like this jilted woman. Here's

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Speaker 1: an idea if you want her to be extra happy,

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Speaker 1: but out I got to work that way. Yes, it

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01:43:40,280 --> 01:43:42,400
Speaker 1: does work that way. I wanted to get back together too.

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01:43:42,600 --> 01:43:45,320
Speaker 1: I think Danielle's right. I think they're gonna reconcile. The

1987
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love this Friday morning quarterback. Thinking

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Speaker 1: you know who they are, you get just as irritated

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Speaker 1: as I said earlier. People who will see a picture

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Speaker 1: of us on social media and then start commenting about

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01:44:01,439 --> 01:44:04,000
Speaker 1: pictures about, and they start filling in the blanks. It's like,

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Speaker 1: stop doing that. We're guilty now. Thanks to Danielle and Frankie.

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01:44:09,800 --> 01:44:14,599
Speaker 1: When they get back together, I feel like we're trying

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Speaker 1: to write the ending of a storybook romance here and

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Speaker 1: I and because we don't know them personally, we should

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Speaker 1: all but out storybooks though, well, there's a difference between

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Speaker 1: us actually try to push them together and just kind

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Speaker 1: of fantasizing that fun with it. Look, I trying to

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Speaker 1: received fun. Right. And then you have a CJ who

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Speaker 1: is a whole difference story. Hi CJ? Hi, how are

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Speaker 1: you doing okay? So your parents story? Tell tell that one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so my parents were married and divorced to each other

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Speaker 1: three times? Right? Wow, now how are they What was

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Speaker 1: the DoD They stay married at the end. No, they

2009
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Speaker 1: are currently divorced. So was it really? Was it really

2010
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Speaker 1: one of those things where nostalgia brought them back together.

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Speaker 1: that that is absolutely the truth. Um My mom uh

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Speaker 1: and divorced three times? Are you ready for number four? Oh?

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Speaker 1: My god? No, no, no, so my mom is My

2019
01:45:39,680 --> 01:45:43,320
Speaker 1: mom is remarried, she's happily married. My dad is off

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Speaker 1: doing his own thing. Um, but yeah, three times each other.

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Speaker 1: They kept trying though, I mean ten points trying. All right, CJ,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much for your story. All our best

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Speaker 1: to record it. I had to record some things for

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Speaker 1: our news station Hot ninety four point nine in Little Rock.

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Speaker 1: So I said, Scary, can you come do this? And

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Speaker 1: Nate says, oh, I'll do it. I'll know how to

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Speaker 1: push the buttons and stuff, and I'd rather Scary do it.

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Speaker 1: So I spent a long time coming up with this

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01:48:30,160 --> 01:48:32,639
Speaker 1: clever stuff. It was the most clever thing I've ever heard.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't that, and sure enough because you push play

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Speaker 1: and record, it didn't record. Listen, I've been doing this

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Speaker 1: for twenty two years. It didn't work. It happened. It

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01:48:42,120 --> 01:48:44,800
Speaker 1: would have happened if Scary did it, Garrett, anybody would

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01:48:44,800 --> 01:48:47,599
Speaker 1: have had the same. Scary's exact words. In the other

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Speaker 1: studio he looked in, So you recording night behind you.

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Speaker 1: I hope Nate's doing it right. Wow, Wow, I've been

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Speaker 1: doing this a long time. I'll do it again. Right now. No, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. Sit down, Sit down, relax. Mary. I

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01:49:03,360 --> 01:49:05,240
Speaker 1: know you've been doing it a long time. But Scary

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Speaker 1: does it more, and he's more familiar with the equipment,

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Speaker 1: that's all. And he does it right. No, listen, guys,

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01:49:11,560 --> 01:49:13,920
Speaker 1: it's not you hit record and then you hit stop.

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01:49:13,960 --> 01:49:17,559
Speaker 1: Obviously not that hard, yes, Brodie, So Scary says, oh,

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01:49:17,600 --> 01:49:19,360
Speaker 1: do you want me to do it? And Nate yelled no.

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01:49:19,760 --> 01:49:25,680
Speaker 1: Elvis stinks I can't record audio please, So it's all.

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01:49:25,800 --> 01:49:27,639
Speaker 1: Now it's lost and you have to do it again,

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01:49:27,920 --> 01:49:30,479
Speaker 1: the whole thing again. Say there was a computer glitch

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01:49:30,520 --> 01:49:33,080
Speaker 1: at an unfortunate moment. I'm wondering if I was the

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Speaker 1: one who hit the button, if it would have happened

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Speaker 1: to me. I don't know if that would have been

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01:49:36,320 --> 01:49:38,840
Speaker 1: don't know, probably no matter who pressed the but it

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01:49:38,840 --> 01:49:40,360
Speaker 1: could have been Gandhi if she went over there to

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Speaker 1: press the recording. But would have never know. What Scary

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01:49:43,720 --> 01:49:45,200
Speaker 1: would have done is he would have been watching it

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01:49:45,280 --> 01:49:47,120
Speaker 1: while it was recording, and he could tell it was work.

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01:49:47,240 --> 01:49:49,759
Speaker 1: It was rolling fine, but then when he hit the stuff.

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Speaker 1: But I record stuff every day here and it always works,

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Speaker 1: that's right, it's Froggy's News about grub by the way.

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Speaker 1: That's a bad jingle. I'm sorry. I wish Nate would

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Speaker 1: have been there to be there with the recording guy

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Speaker 1: that day. No offense. Alright, alright, so it's now time

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Speaker 1: for food news with Froggy. Froggy, what's going on? So

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Speaker 1: we love donuts while let's find out where the best

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Speaker 1: donuts are in some of our favored states. We'll start

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Speaker 1: here in Florida. Moho Donuts in Hollywood are the best

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Speaker 1: donuts in the state of Florida, says you know. It's

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Speaker 1: a survey. It was done, and they said that the

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Speaker 1: best New Jersey Uncle Dude's Donuts in Tom's River, the

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Speaker 1: best donut in New Jersey, okay. And in New York,

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Speaker 1: the best donut, it says, is Donut Plant in New

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Speaker 1: York City, the best donuts. They are amazing. Okay, there

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Speaker 1: you go. There's your best donuts in Florida, New Jersey,

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Speaker 1: and New York. So what about what about Ohio? Put

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Speaker 1: it they're not on the list. How are you? That's

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Speaker 1: being very exclusive. Connecticut's on the list. All right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: here we go, big game right around the corner. Buffalo

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Speaker 1: wild Wings once again this year, saying if the game

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Speaker 1: goes into overtime, everybody in America and Canada gets free

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Speaker 1: chicken wings. All you have to do is go in

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Speaker 1: on Monday February seventeenth, that is about twelve days after

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Speaker 1: the game between four pm and seven pm. Everybody gets

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Speaker 1: a free order of boneless or traditional snack sized wings.

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Speaker 1: If the game goes to overtime on Super Bowl Sun,

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Speaker 1: remind us on that day if it does. Okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: I will also. Himes fifty seven wants to help you out.

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Speaker 1: If you are, say a Chiefs fan or forty nine

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Speaker 1: Ers fan, this doesn't fit you. But if you're Titans

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Speaker 1: are Packers fan and you bought tickets to see your

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Speaker 1: team play in Miami and they did not make the

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Speaker 1: Super Bowl, if you go to Hines five to seven

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Speaker 1: flight change dot Com, they will pay your cancelation and

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Speaker 1: rerouting fees so you can put your ticket, make your ticket,

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Speaker 1: go somewhere else, and still use your ticket to not

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Speaker 1: see your team playing. Thank ye now, Girl Scout Cookie

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Speaker 1: Season elvis, I know you go broke every single year

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01:52:09,320 --> 01:52:11,679
Speaker 1: buying Girl Scout cookies. Not gonna buy him, not buying

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Speaker 1: them by him, I have got the five top Girl

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Speaker 1: Scout cookies in existence. Okay here you ready? Yes? Go?

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Speaker 1: Number five Lemonades. The tangied lemon icing on shortbread cookie

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Speaker 1: isn't everyone's favorite, so they land at number five on

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Speaker 1: the list. Number four, Thanks a lots you had those?

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01:52:30,840 --> 01:52:33,679
Speaker 1: You like them? No, no, you don't like those? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Number three peanut butter pasties or as we call them,

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Speaker 1: patties tagalongs. Yeah, i'd like to. I like some peanut

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01:52:41,080 --> 01:52:44,200
Speaker 1: butter pasties. They used to call me that they did.

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Speaker 1: Number two. We'd love to put them in the freezer

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Speaker 1: or the refrigerator. Thin mints coming in at number two.

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Speaker 1: Wad on hold on fin mince is number two? Number two?

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Speaker 1: Number one Caramel Delights or Samoa's the number one Girl

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Speaker 1: Scout cookie Americas. The Frog's food duds Right now miss

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Speaker 1: part of today's show Elvis Durand on demand Everyone Crown,

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Speaker 1: Every show posted every days Durand on demand only on

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Speaker 1: the iHeartRadio app Elvis Durand. In the morning show, hey guys,

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01:53:23,200 --> 01:53:25,160
Speaker 1: it's Froggy. We all know bedtime can be a battle

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01:53:25,200 --> 01:53:27,639
Speaker 1: for both you and your kids. For instance, my son

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01:53:27,760 --> 01:53:30,280
Speaker 1: used to struggle to fall asleep. Well, fortunately we discovered

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Speaker 1: Vic's Peers, The's Kids, Melotone and gummies to help him

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01:53:33,200 --> 01:53:39,160
Speaker 1: fall asleep. Naturally, find Pearsis Kids in stores near you. Elvis,

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Speaker 1: Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap. All right, Brodie,

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01:53:42,479 --> 01:53:44,519
Speaker 1: what's your phone tap about today? All right, Elvis, I

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01:53:44,640 --> 01:53:46,880
Speaker 1: listen to Catherine wanted a phone tap her husband Mark.

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01:53:47,479 --> 01:53:49,719
Speaker 1: He has a tendency to promise to fix things around

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01:53:49,720 --> 01:53:52,680
Speaker 1: the house. He starts them and never finishes them. It's

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01:53:52,760 --> 01:53:56,479
Speaker 1: like froggy, right, So she called him and told them

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01:53:56,520 --> 01:53:58,599
Speaker 1: she hired a guy to come fix everything. And that's

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01:53:58,680 --> 01:54:05,439
Speaker 1: me and things don't go well this hand. Hey, what's

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01:54:05,479 --> 01:54:09,800
Speaker 1: the going I need your help? H Yeah, I hired

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Speaker 1: a guy to come in and fix up some of

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Speaker 1: the things and around the house because you haven't been

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Speaker 1: doing them. Who whoa whoa hired a guy. I hired

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Speaker 1: a guy that he had a flyer up at the supermarket.

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Speaker 1: So I called the number and you know, he came

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01:54:21,800 --> 01:54:24,599
Speaker 1: over and he's hearing the sargner right now, what's he chargening?

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Speaker 1: What's he doing? Well, um, he's gonna fix the leak

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Speaker 1: in the shower and say it's the four hundred and

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01:54:29,280 --> 01:54:31,040
Speaker 1: seventy five dollars. I don't know that seems fine. I

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Speaker 1: mean we need to after work dollars for the shower leak,

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01:54:34,240 --> 01:54:36,640
Speaker 1: are you kiddyman? Then he's he's gonna churn just two

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01:54:36,720 --> 01:54:39,120
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars to fix the leaky toilet, and

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01:54:39,840 --> 01:54:42,600
Speaker 1: dollar he's gonna need to fix the bluster. There's a

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01:54:42,680 --> 01:54:46,520
Speaker 1: little job on the star. Remember, it's gonna see what

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01:54:46,560 --> 01:54:48,440
Speaker 1: they can and then and there's gonna be the garage door.

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01:54:48,440 --> 01:54:50,280
Speaker 1: He's gonna fix the commerces you walk for the gross

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01:54:50,440 --> 01:54:53,240
Speaker 1: there's two schools missing. When total, it's gonna be like

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Speaker 1: sixteen hundred dollars. Who is this guy? What's this guy's name? Handy, Bob, Shandy?

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Speaker 1: Where's this guy? He's upstairs fixing thing? Tell him to stop,

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01:55:02,200 --> 01:55:04,400
Speaker 1: he just needs to stop. Tell him to stop to show.

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01:55:05,760 --> 01:55:08,320
Speaker 1: The toilet is in the bathtub. Our our see LinkedIn

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01:55:08,480 --> 01:55:11,160
Speaker 1: is on our bed. Passers kidding me? Put the gun

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Speaker 1: on the phone. Hey, my husband's on the phone. He

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Speaker 1: wants to ask you a couple of questions about what

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Speaker 1: you're doing. Can you can you stop a second talk

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01:55:21,680 --> 01:55:23,240
Speaker 1: to him? Yeah, I gotta talk hi about the pipe here.

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01:55:23,280 --> 01:55:25,560
Speaker 1: The pipe's gonna have to be replaced here. Hello, this

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01:55:25,640 --> 01:55:29,480
Speaker 1: is Bob Shandy. Stop. Explain to me exactly what you're doing. Well,

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01:55:29,560 --> 01:55:31,800
Speaker 1: this house is a mess. Guy. Listen, you got loose

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Speaker 1: framework around all the entrance ways. Your garage door was

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01:55:35,040 --> 01:55:38,520
Speaker 1: hanging by a thread. That's the garage was not hanging

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Speaker 1: by a threat. He's missing two screws. That hashim like

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01:55:41,320 --> 01:55:43,600
Speaker 1: dead right now, you're your garage door was missing a

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Speaker 1: lot more in two screws right now. I got it

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Speaker 1: laying on the driveway, so you can't drive in. So

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01:55:47,600 --> 01:55:49,240
Speaker 1: just park on the street for a couple of days

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01:55:52,360 --> 01:56:00,360
Speaker 1: over the place. Get some towels. You're getting some towels, okay, Okay,

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01:56:00,760 --> 01:56:03,480
Speaker 1: today I'm gonna turn it off. The water in the basement.

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01:56:03,960 --> 01:56:08,400
Speaker 1: It's everywhere, Okay, I can't. I got him burned downstairs. Hello,

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01:56:08,800 --> 01:56:12,280
Speaker 1: gotta shut up the main bow, Captain, there's water in

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01:56:12,360 --> 01:56:14,160
Speaker 1: the house. Now, what is't you to get harder? Now?

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Speaker 1: I gotta go find out. I bomb what? Yeah, what's up?

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01:56:17,840 --> 01:56:21,520
Speaker 1: What's up on the other way? Fuck? I must have

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01:56:21,600 --> 01:56:23,240
Speaker 1: turned it the wrong way. I'll hit him, say oh

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01:56:23,480 --> 01:56:26,120
Speaker 1: what all right? Get him out of the house right now.

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01:56:26,120 --> 01:56:29,640
Speaker 1: I'll get him out of the house. You want me

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01:56:29,680 --> 01:56:35,000
Speaker 1: to talk to him again? Oh yeah, hello, out of

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01:56:35,040 --> 01:56:37,040
Speaker 1: my house. Not until I get my sixteen hundred dollars.

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01:56:37,080 --> 01:56:38,720
Speaker 1: I'm off doing a damn thing. Talk when I get

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01:56:38,760 --> 01:56:40,960
Speaker 1: hold tomorrow my business trip. Get out of my house,

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01:56:40,960 --> 01:56:43,280
Speaker 1: I'll call the cops on you. All right, listen, I'm

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01:56:43,320 --> 01:56:45,160
Speaker 1: working on the house right now. All right, Well, your

2220
01:56:45,240 --> 01:56:46,920
Speaker 1: kitchen's half painted. What am I supposed to do with that?

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01:56:47,000 --> 01:56:49,840
Speaker 1: Just leave the paint you paint my kitchen for? Just

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01:56:50,120 --> 01:56:52,360
Speaker 1: leave it all. I singed part of the wall in

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01:56:52,400 --> 01:56:55,000
Speaker 1: the garage when I was using the blowtorch. Do you

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01:56:55,120 --> 01:56:57,960
Speaker 1: go blue torch? For? I had to burn off the hinges.

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01:56:58,040 --> 01:57:01,120
Speaker 1: That's probably why they broke what Catherine? Would you? Would

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01:57:01,120 --> 01:57:03,200
Speaker 1: you talk to him again? Please? I've got to calm down,

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01:57:03,320 --> 01:57:05,280
Speaker 1: for I have a heart attack. Just give me six

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01:57:05,400 --> 01:57:09,360
Speaker 1: hundred dollars, I'll leave. Didn't have anything, Katherine, don't give

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01:57:09,440 --> 01:57:11,720
Speaker 1: him any Mor're gonna leave until I give him a check.

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01:57:13,040 --> 01:57:17,280
Speaker 1: I don't care. Mark, I'm not paying for anything. Your

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01:57:17,320 --> 01:57:18,960
Speaker 1: wife also got you a phone tap. You're on the

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01:57:19,040 --> 01:57:22,920
Speaker 1: radio right now. What are you kidding me? No, I'm

2233
01:57:22,920 --> 01:57:24,520
Speaker 1: not Kenya market. I think it's time to fix the

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01:57:24,560 --> 01:57:31,080
Speaker 1: house up the time to fix something? Elpha have an

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Speaker 1: idea for a phone tab, go to Ellis Duran dot com.

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Speaker 1: Click on the phone, tap tap, tell us what you

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Speaker 1: want to do. This phone tab was prerecorded. We permission

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Speaker 1: granted by all party students. Elvis Duran phone Tab. We're

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01:57:43,280 --> 01:57:54,600
Speaker 1: on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. At the very

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Speaker 1: beginning of today's show, I'm said, Thursday is going to

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01:57:58,880 --> 01:58:01,800
Speaker 1: drag us into Friday. You did, It's almost time. It's

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01:58:01,840 --> 01:58:04,879
Speaker 1: almost time, But until then, it's still Thursday. Okay, Danielle,

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01:58:04,960 --> 01:58:07,360
Speaker 1: what's your last thought or two of the day. All right,

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01:58:07,560 --> 01:58:12,560
Speaker 1: So we're gonna obviously talk about who's retiring. Eli Manning.

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01:58:13,080 --> 01:58:15,680
Speaker 1: We know he's retiring, but he's officially announcing it tomorrow,

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01:58:15,920 --> 01:58:19,080
Speaker 1: so you know, let's let him do that. He's been

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01:58:19,160 --> 01:58:21,480
Speaker 1: sixteen years with the New York Giants, he had two

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01:58:21,520 --> 01:58:23,600
Speaker 1: Super Bowl wins over the Patriots, and he is thirty

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01:58:23,680 --> 01:58:27,120
Speaker 1: nine years old, so congratulations to him. According to a

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Speaker 1: new poll, only twenty three percent of Americans thinks Brad

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01:58:30,160 --> 01:58:33,960
Speaker 1: Pitt and Jennifer Anderson should get back together. Yes all

2252
01:58:34,040 --> 01:58:36,880
Speaker 1: the eighteen percent think they shouldn't, and the rest of

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01:58:37,000 --> 01:58:39,440
Speaker 1: us either don't care or I haven't thought about it,

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01:58:39,560 --> 01:58:42,480
Speaker 1: or don't really know. I know, Gandhi, Froggy and myself,

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01:58:42,720 --> 01:58:45,280
Speaker 1: we're all in for the read for them to get reunited.

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01:58:45,320 --> 01:58:48,200
Speaker 1: I'd like it. It could be nice. Is this looking

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01:58:48,240 --> 01:58:50,720
Speaker 1: at me like you're so ridiculous? Out of all the

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01:58:50,800 --> 01:58:54,800
Speaker 1: things you could be thinking about it? How foll we

2259
01:58:54,880 --> 01:58:57,880
Speaker 1: think about the joy of Lizzo, how she conquered the world?

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01:58:58,080 --> 01:59:02,320
Speaker 1: That is the big title on the Rolling Stone magazine

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01:59:02,360 --> 01:59:04,400
Speaker 1: where she's the cover girl and she looks fantastic. So

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01:59:04,560 --> 01:59:06,520
Speaker 1: check that out when you get a chance. And I

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01:59:06,560 --> 01:59:08,240
Speaker 1: don't know if you've heard of this, but one of

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01:59:08,280 --> 01:59:11,200
Speaker 1: the Bachelor Rette contestants his name was Tyler. He competed

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01:59:11,280 --> 01:59:14,240
Speaker 1: for Hannah Brown. He was hospitalized for at least a

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