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Speaker 1: It's another Jubile phone frame morning. Hello, um him, I'm

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Speaker 1: Alexis and I'm calling from the online school. Is um Julia, sir? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so Julia. Hi. Oh, um, hi Julia. Like your son Jansen.

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Speaker 1: He's a pu pile in my English class, and I

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Speaker 1: just I just need to talk to you about something.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, he'sa what in your class? A pu pile?

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Speaker 1: It's another word for a student, Oh, pupil? And sorry,

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Speaker 1: is there? You're his teacher? He saf his English teacher. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I am his English teacher. But I'm getting another call.

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Speaker 1: Please hold for a moment. Oh okay, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Look Alexis, we already talked about this. I don't care

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Speaker 1: if you don't have a degree. All I need you

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Speaker 1: to do is just make sure these little are logging on. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you don't have to actually teach any English. I don't care. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Oh excuse me, what did you just say, Alexa? This

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Speaker 1: is not Alexis Hello? This Um no, sorry, this is Juliette.

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Speaker 1: I actually just got a call from somebody named Alexis

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Speaker 1: who said she was an English teacher m but pronounced

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Speaker 1: pupil wrong. That pupile is an English teacher, um, And

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Speaker 1: now I'm very concerned based on what I just heard

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Speaker 1: you said, So can you actually put me on the

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Speaker 1: phone with somebody who's in charge. I'm sorry for the confusion.

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Speaker 1: My name is Pete and I am the principle here, um.

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Speaker 1: And it sounds like you're looking for Alexis because I've

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Speaker 1: heard you say her name a few times. So I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna go ahead and send you back to Alexis.

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Speaker 1: All right, Prince, thank you, No, please, Jesus, this is Sampson,

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Speaker 1: Terry Sampson. What the hell is going on? I'm who

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Speaker 1: are you? Who are you? You called me? Listen, somebody

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Speaker 1: just called me about my son and she was an

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Speaker 1: idiot and saying stupid. And then I got patched through

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Speaker 1: to the principal and he was talking about her and

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Speaker 1: called my son. And now I've been on hold and

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Speaker 1: now I'm talking to you, and I don't know who

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Speaker 1: you are, and I just need to know if there

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Speaker 1: is an issue. Well, okay, I'm sorry about a little

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Speaker 1: that I actually teach pe here, but it's pretty easy

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Speaker 1: now that everything's online, so I just get to, you know,

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Speaker 1: kick back and chill out and do me, you know,

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Speaker 1: speaking of doing me. What's your name? Excuse me? What

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Speaker 1: did you just say? Did I mention I tape? That's

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Speaker 1: physical education? You want? Oh my god, are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: Just put me on the phone with a superintendent. Yeah fine,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, thanks for holding this as Alexis. How

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Speaker 1: can I help you? Hi, Alexis, thank you for finally

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Speaker 1: being on the phone. I was trying to talk to

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Speaker 1: you about my son. Oh yeah, Jansen, M Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: actually was calling you because I just wanted to tell

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Speaker 1: you about something real quick that happened in class today.

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Speaker 1: He kind of got a little mad at me because

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Speaker 1: like when after a test I'll put either like a

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Speaker 1: smartie or a dummy on their desk, like if they

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Speaker 1: have a good test score or not, And like I

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Speaker 1: put a dummy on his desk and he got really upset.

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Speaker 1: So that's why I was calling and wanted to tell

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Speaker 1: you before he does. I'm you couldn't even say the

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Speaker 1: word pupil correctly. You have no business teaching my son.

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Speaker 1: Nobody's perfect. On the phone, I'm not talking to you anymore.

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Speaker 1: Put me on the phone with your superintendent right now.

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Speaker 1: How do I transfer the stupid line? I don't know

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Speaker 1: how to even put it on the believe alexis No,

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Speaker 1: you're not Pete. I know I'm samsu. You need to

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Speaker 1: hand you know what I mean? I talk the superintendent,

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Speaker 1: I don't Pete. Yeah. Yeah, because you're teacher doesn't mean

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Speaker 1: on the line forge everything you're saying the dummy's mom

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Speaker 1: on hold. You did not just call out Alexus forgot

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Speaker 1: to put you on hold. And what we're trying to

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Speaker 1: do is figure out how to put you back on hold.

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Speaker 1: But we can't do that when you're talking. It's very distracting.

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Speaker 1: It is what that makes no sense? What is going on?

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Speaker 1: What is going on? Well, this is a prank phone call?

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Speaker 1: What Yeah, Julia, this is actually Jewel from the Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you. Also, what's up?

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Speaker 1: Is Alex and it's Evan. Yeah, there was a joke.

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Speaker 1: Your husband set you up, so he said you had

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Speaker 1: some kind of issue with your kids online school, and

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Speaker 1: we thought we'd just make them seem like a bunch

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Speaker 1: of idiot. Did it work? How frustrated Diana to punch

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Speaker 1: a hole in the wall wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: jubile phone pranks, we'd say, mornings on the twenties,