Speaker 1: Scary. The Olympics are on. Yeah, so I'm in front
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Speaker 1: There's two boys in this South for Glin Boys in
Speaker 1: this South. Crazy boys in this South, Boys in this South.
Speaker 1: There's two boys in this South, blin boys in this Souse.
Speaker 1: Crazy boys in this South, Boys in this South. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I still don't know about that one man. Why that's
Speaker 1: episode the Brooklyn Boys podcast, I don't know. I feel
Speaker 1: like it needs more. It's just this repetitive crazy boys
Speaker 1: in this house. I wrote a note to myself. I
Speaker 1: wrote that to do the second part. There's more of
Speaker 1: the rap, right, and I haven't done it. I did like,
Speaker 1: and then I forgot about it, and now the song,
Speaker 1: the real song whop is pretty much over. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: also why, just like I kind of like that as
Speaker 1: like a as a as a different way to start
Speaker 1: the show. Every once in a while, I'll write I'll
Speaker 1: write some new ones. We've gotten requests for people to
Speaker 1: for us to start the show with the the Beastie Boys.
Speaker 1: Even then when we end the show with when we
Speaker 1: end the show, they're like, why do you always end
Speaker 1: the show with that? But you don't start the show
Speaker 1: with that? And I'm like, I don't know, because that's
Speaker 1: always been the ender because it's a slow, big like up,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know. I guess we could, you
Speaker 1: know why, because we can't end the show at start
Speaker 1: up start up, right, We can't unless unless finished finished.
Speaker 1: I couldn't do that. Yeah. Man, we're delivering a pod
Speaker 1: cast a day early today. Yeah, so this is Tuesday
Speaker 1: because I have something. This is my turn every week.
Speaker 1: Every week, Scary says, you know that's something I gonna do.
Speaker 1: I do something. Yea. So this week I said, you
Speaker 1: know what, I actually have to do something on a Wednesday.
Speaker 1: On a Wednesday, So are you doing in this podcast
Speaker 1: on a Tuesday. You know, it's a good thing that
Speaker 1: wasn't on a Monday yesterday. I don't know. I had
Speaker 1: an extension of the weekend. You know, my friends got
Speaker 1: alive alive on this weekend. So well, I forget about
Speaker 1: the weekend I had. I had a Monday Funday Monday.
Speaker 1: I never have Funday mondays. I never saw you in
Speaker 1: a convertible with two two guys driving and you were
Speaker 1: in the back to dude, I wanted to say, I
Speaker 1: didn't want to say, would define I looked and I went, dude,
Speaker 1: those but my friends are eating those T shirts the
Speaker 1: whole thing. My friends are either retired, they work in
Speaker 1: like service industry, or they have jobs they can't talk
Speaker 1: about exactly. So you're not good in the back seat scary,
Speaker 1: You're the worst guy to sitting at the turn. Back
Speaker 1: seat driver is actually you. I think it was created
Speaker 1: for me. You have always a better way to go,
Speaker 1: a short cut, and at some point in the road
Speaker 1: you'll say to the driver, I can't believe you're going
Speaker 1: this way. Dude, you should you should? You should blank,
Speaker 1: you should go this way? Do? How? Why? Why would
Speaker 1: you go? No? Then you get belligerent when the person
Speaker 1: doesn't want to change the road, like no, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take them and take the turn pike. No, no, you
Speaker 1: can't take the right. Well, we were going on a
Speaker 1: Monday from two to six. Yeah, and then you get
Speaker 1: so upset like it's the end of the world. These
Speaker 1: guys wanted to go on the Parkway and I wanted
Speaker 1: to go. Dus gotta go to the Palasades Parkway. But
Speaker 1: my friend, you know, he does what I used to do.
Speaker 1: He's got a convertible BMW and he insisted, he insisted
Speaker 1: on putting the top down. But it's seven degrees out.
Speaker 1: What the funk, dude, I'm the convertible. Time to put
Speaker 1: the top down. The window is somewhere between sixty five
Speaker 1: to like eighty degrees. What don't you go over in me?
Speaker 1: And by the way, I had no sun block on,
Speaker 1: and you go. It's just it's just uncomfortable. Maybe four
Speaker 1: at one point yesterday, I know. And and he's but
Speaker 1: he's like, you know what, I got a new car.
Speaker 1: It's a new convertible. I gotta show off. And I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: like we haven't heard that before. So here I was
Speaker 1: the schmuck in the back seat. But yeah, watching your
Speaker 1: life in front of you. Yeah, So my friend decides
Speaker 1: to have a pig roast and pool party on a Monday,
Speaker 1: Monday when when when it's service, it's service industry day.
Speaker 1: It's when strippers and clippers usually visit. You know. We
Speaker 1: talked about this on the podcast earlier, right on another
Speaker 1: one episode What could have been? Could have you know?
Speaker 1: We did? We talked about the clippers you mean hair
Speaker 1: cut places, yes, right, and and and in the summer,
Speaker 1: and teachers to the mix. So teachers, strippers, and and
Speaker 1: hair clippers. Clippers are whoever has off on Monday. And
Speaker 1: these dudes who are retired and have jobs you can't
Speaker 1: talk about or whatever it is, they're they're in business
Speaker 1: for themselves, you know. So I'm the only idiot that
Speaker 1: had work that morning at four in the morning and
Speaker 1: then had worked the next morning. So you partied all weekend?
Speaker 1: What were you doing? What was so important on Monday?
Speaker 1: You had to go out? It was you know what
Speaker 1: it was? There was a fucking pool for me to
Speaker 1: swim in. Brody, Uh, all I heard was the word pool.
Speaker 1: I didn't care about the pig roast. I didn't care
Speaker 1: about cigars had a hand rolled cigar guy there they
Speaker 1: had you know, it was this was a man. There's
Speaker 1: like thirty what what places this that's my friend's house.
Speaker 1: He decided to have a pig roast, a pig roast
Speaker 1: pool party on a Monday at his house. And you know,
Speaker 1: I love the guy because he had he had a
Speaker 1: huge spaces, you know, backyard and they hit a pig roast.
Speaker 1: I need a pig roast, right. They did the pig.
Speaker 1: They had the whole thing. I haven't actually took footage,
Speaker 1: which I didn't post on social media. It was gonna yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the pig. You know, they had the pig with the
Speaker 1: curl the ear and it was like, you know, it
Speaker 1: was all like whatever. And then the ear, the ear
Speaker 1: gets all crispy and curly when you when you cook
Speaker 1: the pig. They cook a whole pig. Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 1: And then the pulled pork though so good, I gotta say, though,
Speaker 1: I can't you sit you watch the pig, the pig
Speaker 1: with the head on and the claws coming out. They
Speaker 1: actually put it at the edge of the pan and
Speaker 1: then they put the the actual pulled pork and the
Speaker 1: rest of the pan would you eat that. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: so it looks like the the pig swallow a grenade. Yes, um,
Speaker 1: you know what. No, I would say normally I would not,
Speaker 1: but you and I went to a wedding where that happened,
Speaker 1: and I went to a luau in Hawaii where that happened,
Speaker 1: and so I've done it. But listen, it's like the
Speaker 1: fish head. And then the fit like, don't serve me
Speaker 1: the fish head, and don't serve me the shrimp head.
Speaker 1: Oh no, the shrimp heads the worst. I think the
Speaker 1: shrimp head tops the big head because the pig head,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, that looks like, um, the cartoon is
Speaker 1: something the shrip head doesn't. It's like like an alien
Speaker 1: and it's awful and it looks like a bug. No,
Speaker 1: I'll look at a pighead now if if here's what
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to see, if the pig head was
Speaker 1: uncooked right, And by the way, I want to stop
Speaker 1: here for a second. I apologize to everyone who's squeamish
Speaker 1: or vegetarian or like animal rights and everything. I you know,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I understand, So I'm what I'm saying is
Speaker 1: moving forward a little bit. If the pig head was uncooked.
Speaker 1: I could not eat the rest of the like barbecue,
Speaker 1: like if it's all cooked, it doesn't look real right.
Speaker 1: It looks kind of glaze and it looks like this, like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's like a sugarcoated It's like it's like a fondant pighead.
Speaker 1: I could I could do without it altogether. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't need to see it with there's no purpose.
Speaker 1: It's just decorative at that point, and I don't need
Speaker 1: to make the association, Oh, this meat came from this head.
Speaker 1: I don't want to just take remove it all together.
Speaker 1: The same thing we had this conversation about the fish
Speaker 1: head as well. Don't need to see it. Show it
Speaker 1: to me. Piladed and butterflied, all ready to go, that's
Speaker 1: what I like. Well, how about this? This is where
Speaker 1: it gets worse for me. So I don't want to
Speaker 1: keep talking about them by name. But there's a there's
Speaker 1: an afternoon show in New York. I listened to right
Speaker 1: sports guys. I've mentioned them, um and what they're doing
Speaker 1: is one of the guys has a friend who raises cattle, okay,
Speaker 1: and he's invited them. He's that they can buy an
Speaker 1: entire cow like but prepared for meal, right, like you know,
Speaker 1: like you buy a lobster, Like you buy a two
Speaker 1: pound lobster and they give it two pounds of meat
Speaker 1: or whatever it is. Obviously it's not two pounds of meat,
Speaker 1: but you don't see the lobster like, oh, a whole lobster.
Speaker 1: But they take care of it for you. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: so the one guy who's got the friends says yeah,
Speaker 1: and then they're gonna have um, they're gonna have a draft,
Speaker 1: a lottery like um, not a draft, lottery, um draft.
Speaker 1: So like one guy's gonna go, I want to filets.
Speaker 1: The other guy's gonna go, I want give me the
Speaker 1: the flank and the filet and I'll take the t
Speaker 1: bawn like they're gonna they're gonna alternate what parts they want, right,
Speaker 1: I can almost handle that. So far, So good for you,
Speaker 1: so far. I'm in like if you and I were
Speaker 1: like bidding on, like, oh, I'll take three and I'll
Speaker 1: trade you to to rib sections for whatever, okay, right, okay,
Speaker 1: So he springs it on him this week, like you know,
Speaker 1: when you go to the lobster tank and you pick
Speaker 1: out the lobster. He so he the guy who has.
Speaker 1: The friend says to the other guy, we're gonna go
Speaker 1: pick out the cow that we want. No, right, right,
Speaker 1: that's what lost me. They can't do that, right, even
Speaker 1: though you know by going to pick up a whole cow,
Speaker 1: something's gonna happen. You can't pick it out. No, right,
Speaker 1: But wait a second, but why can't we pick our
Speaker 1: own lobster But we can't pick our own cow. Well,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, right, So you pick out I
Speaker 1: don't see. I don't pick out a lobster. I don't
Speaker 1: do it. No, I'll just order. I'll look at the menu,
Speaker 1: I'll go. I'll go. You know, one point to five
Speaker 1: pounds twin tales on sale. Okay, great, I'll take that.
Speaker 1: So you never want to see it from beginning to
Speaker 1: if if I'm if I see a lobster tank in
Speaker 1: the lobby, I'm not ordering lobster. They used to be
Speaker 1: a place called Larrison's Turkey Farm in Chester. My god,
Speaker 1: that was the best place ever had real turkeys there,
Speaker 1: but back in the day, and and and then in
Speaker 1: later years they we just have them there just for
Speaker 1: show so kids can see a place sold it. And
Speaker 1: then they reopened it differently but originally regally so so
Speaker 1: Larrison's Turkey Farm, which to me was my it was
Speaker 1: my was where I went for my birthday for years,
Speaker 1: and it was so his family style. Do you remember
Speaker 1: his family style? Yeah, yeah, I do not, Okay. It
Speaker 1: was an old farmhouse and family style meaning that you
Speaker 1: said it very very long picnic tables, like thirty long
Speaker 1: picnic tables, and you just ate with other people. I
Speaker 1: don't remember the communal thing it was right there. So
Speaker 1: like remember Lundy's in Brooklyn. Yes, it was the same
Speaker 1: way back in the day. So you would sit and
Speaker 1: so they would bring you turkey that was unbelievably fresh
Speaker 1: because they had a turkey farm and some farm wink wink,
Speaker 1: and they would bring out scary They would bring out
Speaker 1: bowls of stuffing like giant like for five six people,
Speaker 1: and and like you would you would share it with
Speaker 1: the other people at the table, like just massive bowls
Speaker 1: of food and it was all you could eat. So
Speaker 1: you would wheel people out of there. What I didn't know,
Speaker 1: and my parents didn't tell me until I was old enough,
Speaker 1: was that some people, not my parents, some people would
Speaker 1: go out back and pick out that turkey. Oh no,
Speaker 1: now he Here's the thing, though, you could you had
Speaker 1: to pick out your turkey because it takes a long
Speaker 1: time to cook. So people would would would sometimes an
Speaker 1: advance pick out the turkey. I we didn't do that
Speaker 1: because we would just go there. We live in New
Speaker 1: Jersey at the time, so it's crazy to think. So
Speaker 1: you wouldn't pick up see the lobsters where I draw
Speaker 1: the line. I could pick up the lobster. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: my line, but I would never pick out my turkey.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't certainly would put a pick out a cow, like,
Speaker 1: how do you do that? Go that one looks fat?
Speaker 1: Like if you're getting one, if you're getting one cow, right,
Speaker 1: Let's say it's a flat rate. Let's say it's like
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars for the cow. Whatever the prices, I'm
Speaker 1: making it up. You you're gonna look for the biggest cow. Right,
Speaker 1: you know that some cow going should I should exercise
Speaker 1: this week? God damn it. Right, you're not gonna get
Speaker 1: the scrolling when it looks like he's been he's like
Speaker 1: doing sit ups. So this so the cow cow right,
Speaker 1: These cows, these cows will right. So so you don't
Speaker 1: want you don't want to be a fat turkey or
Speaker 1: a fat cow. And the lobster, well, you know the
Speaker 1: same thing, right, You don't want the biggest lobster in
Speaker 1: the tank. No, I look, I told you the story
Speaker 1: like lobsters. I brought the pot home and didn't realize
Speaker 1: they were alive in the pot. Yes, I tell you know,
Speaker 1: there was a pre made dinner. I'm like, no, well,
Speaker 1: they start rotting the second that you killed them, So
Speaker 1: if it was dead on arrival, then it would have
Speaker 1: been probably you can freeze it. The meat goes bad
Speaker 1: quick though, when it's fresh. Yeah. You know what now,
Speaker 1: I keep thinking that the lobsters eating my potatoes, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, like they were potatoes and clams in there,
Speaker 1: And how do I know the pot that he wasn't
Speaker 1: nibbling up my potatoes? And I don't know what he eats,
Speaker 1: doesn't eat, I don't care, don't tweat me. And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know any potatoes. I like to
Speaker 1: think they were nibbling in my potatoes. So look, I
Speaker 1: know there's people that shoot, what you know, they hunt.
Speaker 1: I get that that's something in you that you're able
Speaker 1: to do that. I'm not judging. I'm saying for me
Speaker 1: and scary. We could not pick out our cow, can't
Speaker 1: I know, I know, someone pick out the deer. They
Speaker 1: want I eat deer as it is. Let alone, someone
Speaker 1: picking me out deer, you know, but I certainly don't
Speaker 1: want my food looking at me. It ruined. It ruined
Speaker 1: a little bit of the the the pig roast and part.
Speaker 1: But you didn't see the pig alive. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: the pig in the roof. But it was still. It
Speaker 1: was still there, and it was like it's carcass was
Speaker 1: like attached. It was like right there. It's like, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: look this is but I'm not gonna Your people eat
Speaker 1: the fish heads. They eat the eyes, eat everything. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well well um some people were like they were like,
Speaker 1: you know, save me the head because I wanted. They
Speaker 1: want the cheek meat. Cheek meat comes. Sorry, there's so
Speaker 1: much damn meat in a freaking pig. Some people have
Speaker 1: to go for the cheek meat. What tastes. My aunt
Speaker 1: used to want the turkey butt. She used to like
Speaker 1: that part in the back you don't eat she that
Speaker 1: was our favorite because I guess it's fat and soft
Speaker 1: or whatever, and what if it just took a dump
Speaker 1: and then they killed it and then that's the end
Speaker 1: of it. Then you're not eating the intestines and stuff.
Speaker 1: It was just the cheeks, like the cheeks all right.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so yeah, so I was invited to that pool.
Speaker 1: That's why I went on a Monday all right? Did I? Uh?
Speaker 1: Did I? Speaking of like what you eat? Did I
Speaker 1: ever tell the bulls balls joke on this podcast? Okay?
Speaker 1: So this guy goes to Mexico and he's going out
Speaker 1: for dinner with with with a friend and he friend says,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to this place. They have a specialty.
Speaker 1: You gotta try it, all right. So they go to
Speaker 1: the restaurant and he says, uh, just order the special.
Speaker 1: He's like, he says, give me the special for me
Speaker 1: and my friend. And he gets, uh this plate with
Speaker 1: two large round objects covered in in gravy and he
Speaker 1: says he's just to the waiter what is this? And
Speaker 1: the waiter says it's bulls balls. And he says what
Speaker 1: he says, trust me the delicious. You love him the
Speaker 1: bulls balls. So he says, all right, so he eats
Speaker 1: the bulls ball loves them. They go back every day
Speaker 1: that week while we're in Mexico to that same restaurant
Speaker 1: and they get bulls balls. So the last day before
Speaker 1: they fly home, he says to his friend, like, we
Speaker 1: gotta go back the bulls balls. We're gonna go back.
Speaker 1: This is great, what a delicacy. It's fantastic. So they
Speaker 1: go to the restaurant. He says, bring me this ushal
Speaker 1: and on the plate is two little balls engravy and
Speaker 1: he says, excuse me, Uh, sir, what happened to the
Speaker 1: bulls balls? And uh the way it looks at he
Speaker 1: goes senor sometimes the bull wins, But I actually had
Speaker 1: the shot ready for you. You should have. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what it was. My fit when my favorite jokes as
Speaker 1: a cabin telling that jokes is a kid, it's great.
Speaker 1: That's actually a great joke. We should tell it on
Speaker 1: the air. No to Uncle Johnny and then lit Uncle
Speaker 1: Johnny tell it enough jokes for him. No, he has
Speaker 1: a style that's not his not his style. No, Elvis
Speaker 1: likes when he's quick, short, like what do you call
Speaker 1: a blank blank? But a blank blank, a blank blank,
Speaker 1: that's what he likes. Uncle Johnny loses it in the
Speaker 1: middle of a joke. If you get him a long joke.
Speaker 1: He go, he went to the he's he's in Mexico,
Speaker 1: and he says, give me up, and sometimes the ball
Speaker 1: bulls balls wins and then yeah, something we'll be lost
Speaker 1: in translation, you know. And then he says, but it's
Speaker 1: got gravy on it, and you know, and you know
Speaker 1: you can't. Did you have a nice By the way,
Speaker 1: did you have a good weekend? What I do this weekend? Oh? Um?
Speaker 1: I know you got into some customer service fights I had.
Speaker 1: I had a lot of issues I had so uh. Yes,
Speaker 1: So I had a major problem with Friday's on Friday,
Speaker 1: and I had a big problem with HP you'r Hewlett Packard.
Speaker 1: Today I want to talk about both of them. And
Speaker 1: then I also want to talk about speaking of speaking
Speaker 1: of of, and I'll get to both of those, uh,
Speaker 1: at least one of them. But as speaking of testicles,
Speaker 1: because we were talking about testicles, I wanted to talk
Speaker 1: to you about a pizza experience I had. Um, it
Speaker 1: was a couple of weeks ago, but I didn't get
Speaker 1: to tell you about it, And and so the reason
Speaker 1: that I'm calling it testicles is that I want to
Speaker 1: refer to the pizza place as testicle pizza. Okay, can
Speaker 1: I can I do that? Yeah? I told you. Every
Speaker 1: town has a Facebook page and you can put in
Speaker 1: the Facebook page for your town, Hey, I need a plumber,
Speaker 1: and then everyone will recommend like who the good plumbers are.
Speaker 1: And then sometimes you'll say someone go, hey, I'm looking
Speaker 1: for a good Indian restaurant, and people will put in,
Speaker 1: you know, a good Indian restaurant, and so um, I
Speaker 1: look sometimes for pizza recommendations, right, and so there's one
Speaker 1: place for I'd say for i'd about three years now.
Speaker 1: They opened up about five years ago, but and I've
Speaker 1: never been there. It's in a it's in a strip mall.
Speaker 1: About three years ago I start seeing that one out
Speaker 1: of three recommendations is for this place. I'm going to
Speaker 1: refer to it as Testicle Pizza because I don't want
Speaker 1: to say the real name, okay, And they say, oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's fantastic. Oh it's the best pizza. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's perfect. It's it reminds me of when
Speaker 1: I was growing I. Oh, it's New York pizza. Okay.
Speaker 1: So a couple of years ago, yeah, maybe three years ago,
Speaker 1: I went in. I'm like, oh, this pizza. Now by
Speaker 1: the way. It's not testical pizza, but it's a terrible
Speaker 1: name for pizza place. It's one of those like Stacy's Pizza.
Speaker 1: Oh no, come on, Stacy's Stacy's works. No, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Stacy's not Italian. This place has a name like it
Speaker 1: belongs in a subway station, like in the in the
Speaker 1: like a train station, right, what has like pizza like buried.
Speaker 1: It's it's not train related. It's just it's just not
Speaker 1: a good pizza place name anyway. So I walk in,
Speaker 1: and you know some places have the pizza is already
Speaker 1: made and it's in the glass case, right, But sometimes
Speaker 1: it's there and it looks relatively fresh, like they rotate them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then sometimes they sometimes they just throw extra sauce
Speaker 1: over it every hour or two or right, we put
Speaker 1: extra if you order it to throw extra cheese on top.
Speaker 1: Right right, they'll take like the old right. Look. If
Speaker 1: you order, let's say you want sausage of pepperoni, they'll
Speaker 1: find it old pepperoni slice and throw some sausage on
Speaker 1: it and throw out the oven. You're like, why is
Speaker 1: the pepperoni burnt? But the sausage isn't. That's that's pizza.
Speaker 1: So I go in three years ago and all the
Speaker 1: pizza in the case is just it's so old, it's curled,
Speaker 1: it looks like it was from the day before. It
Speaker 1: looks like it was in the freezer, in a non
Speaker 1: freezer bag, and it gets that white on it, like
Speaker 1: it was just terrible. So I walk out and I
Speaker 1: tell my family, oh, I went to testical pizza, and uh,
Speaker 1: it just doesn't look right. And my wife says, but
Speaker 1: everybody speaks so highly of it. No, not doing it.
Speaker 1: Not a year and a half ago. A We're a
Speaker 1: house with some other couples and somebody says, oh, you
Speaker 1: gotta try testical pizza. Not what Yeah, I get it's
Speaker 1: oh we have it at the time, me and the world.
Speaker 1: Obviously they haven't been around right. So it's somebody who like, damn,
Speaker 1: they should know pizza. There weren't, so you were giving
Speaker 1: them credit. You actually entrusted them in their opinions. So
Speaker 1: I went back in. I went back into here and
Speaker 1: a half ago, and and again the spizza looks it
Speaker 1: looks like spizza, and I'm like, I'm not doing it. No,
Speaker 1: I walked back out. So finally somebody says to me
Speaker 1: they've redone the menu, and I don't think it's new owners,
Speaker 1: which it wasn't, but they've got some new They've got
Speaker 1: a Brooklyn Slice, which is basically lmb's upside down pizza. Right,
Speaker 1: you gotta try the Brooklyn Slice now it's delicious. And
Speaker 1: they got this other thing and it's like all kinds
Speaker 1: of specialty pizzas, which I think they always had. But
Speaker 1: this person was like, you gotta try. And they got
Speaker 1: the lasagna pizza. They always new pizzas. They said, you
Speaker 1: know what effort, I'm going in, no matter how bad
Speaker 1: it looks, I'm going in. I'm not gonna look at
Speaker 1: the pizza in the case. I'm gonna order fresh pie.
Speaker 1: Uh and and that's it, and a and a sandwich. Okay,
Speaker 1: I should have trusted myself. I get at home. The
Speaker 1: large pie is maybe a medium. It looked like it
Speaker 1: looked like you you know, like when you call breaks
Speaker 1: down and you walk seven miles to a gas station
Speaker 1: and you're in a you're in a state that isn't
Speaker 1: they're not known for anything, no no names, no names,
Speaker 1: the Great State. If I'm not mentioning, and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's a gas station and there's like Tom's Pizza and
Speaker 1: you walk in you're like, oh my god, I haven't
Speaker 1: eaten in six years, and you have a slice of
Speaker 1: Tom's pizza. That's what tastical pizza was. I should have
Speaker 1: trusted myself. So so here's my my advice to everyone.
Speaker 1: I may have given this before. Trust your instincts when
Speaker 1: it comes to pizza. Don't go to a place with
Speaker 1: a bad name, and don't go to a place that
Speaker 1: people aren't experts about pizza recommend So everyone in my town,
Speaker 1: you don't know shit about pizza. If you still eat this,
Speaker 1: pizza is terrible. I can't. This is what bothers me
Speaker 1: so much. People think that they're experts on something when
Speaker 1: they shouldn't be giving their opinions. So if somebody asks
Speaker 1: me where the best I don't know, sword swordfish, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say, calvi are you? Caviar is a great example.
Speaker 1: Is I'm not going to offer my opinion if I've
Speaker 1: only had caviar one place, or I don't eat caviar
Speaker 1: often enough to be an officionado, or or you know,
Speaker 1: to be trusted on the subject. It just and and
Speaker 1: the people in your town sounds to me. Brodie like
Speaker 1: they don't get out of your town. I feel like
Speaker 1: they're they're just swimming in the same Maybe they've only
Speaker 1: had the same three or four places and that's the
Speaker 1: best of the four places. But it isn't even even
Speaker 1: within a mile. Is this phenomenon that everybody's telling you know?
Speaker 1: And you know what, in case anyone listening to this
Speaker 1: can figure out where I'm talking about, and I don't
Speaker 1: know how you would, I will say this, the people
Speaker 1: that work at Testical Pizza could not have been nicer.
Speaker 1: Could not have been nicer. There was a mistake in
Speaker 1: the order. The guy gave me a free pizza. He's like, hey,
Speaker 1: you know what, that's a fault. He give him an
Speaker 1: extra pie. So so here's the kicker. I got the
Speaker 1: extra pie, and I'm thinking to myself, now there's two
Speaker 1: pizzas you don't want. Well, I didn't realize that. So
Speaker 1: when I'm going on, I'm like, oh, tell the wife.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, we got a free pizza. These guys
Speaker 1: are so nice. There was a slight mix up in
Speaker 1: the order. I ordered to order a lodge. They had
Speaker 1: a medium, so the guy gave me a medium out
Speaker 1: of large, Like take it enjoy. Couldn't have been nicer.
Speaker 1: Got home, I'm like, what are we gonna do with
Speaker 1: all this pizza? Now? It's terrible. You're scary for the
Speaker 1: first time. And I think, in my life, stop it.
Speaker 1: You threw it away, I know because it was it was.
Speaker 1: It was by the time we got then, it was
Speaker 1: like nine o'clock and there was nothing to do with it.
Speaker 1: And we we'd like my kids took some of one
Speaker 1: and I took some of the other. Uh, And so
Speaker 1: it wasn't like we we shared the one. You know, Listen,
Speaker 1: we've given food away. There's like you can do, like
Speaker 1: pick up food. Uh, if you have extra food and
Speaker 1: people in town will say, oh, drop it off in
Speaker 1: my house, I'll come pick it up. We've done that,
Speaker 1: we have extra food. But this pizza was so bad.
Speaker 1: And we'd already picked it both of them, figuring one
Speaker 1: would be better than the other, because sometimes the lodge
Speaker 1: looks better than the medium. It wasn't. So trust touched
Speaker 1: your instincts. Trust. Trust was the one that will be angry.
Speaker 1: And you gotta trust and by the way, trust our
Speaker 1: gut when we tell you that you should order from
Speaker 1: Slice and give them a try, because you know, we
Speaker 1: just came off for this conversation. But the truth of
Speaker 1: the matter is we we thought that Slice was gonna
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Speaker 1: In fact, I earned my free pie because I got
Speaker 1: eight pizza points. I I got my eight. Every time
Speaker 1: you order from Slice, boom, next thing you know, you
Speaker 1: get a pizza point, and now I have eight. I
Speaker 1: got my that's the eight pieces of the pie. Got
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Speaker 1: best part of it, Brody of as you know, is
Speaker 1: if they deal with the local pizzeria. We've been trusting
Speaker 1: this the good ones, the good ones, not the pizzas
Speaker 1: of the world, not the test, not the test called
Speaker 1: pizzas of the world. No, uh, listen, I already got
Speaker 1: my free pizza. I haven't claimed it yet, but I've
Speaker 1: earned it. I'm already working on my second pizza because
Speaker 1: that using using Slice opens up a world of experimentation,
Speaker 1: of trying new places that pop up anywhere I am.
Speaker 1: I'll put in the address of where I am, and
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Speaker 1: pizza map. I love the pizza map. You just open
Speaker 1: right and then and there's a little little slice. There's
Speaker 1: a little slice of pie in all these areas of
Speaker 1: the neighborhood. And then you start clicking on them. You
Speaker 1: could see their ratings, you could see what people have
Speaker 1: said about them. As in place and not not in
Speaker 1: my town, but where I was recently. It's an Indian
Speaker 1: pizza fusion place. And they have chicken tica Massala pizza.
Speaker 1: I am trying that. I mean, they would have known
Speaker 1: about it if it wasn't for Slice. Absolutely. And of
Speaker 1: course all these all the little guys, they can't afford
Speaker 1: their own app, right, they can't compete as well. So
Speaker 1: guess what Slice hooks them up by not charging them
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Speaker 1: They get a great app. And you know what, while
Speaker 1: you're watching the Olympics, right, go ahead and order some
Speaker 1: pizza using Slice, have it delivered. Don't even leave the house.
Speaker 1: The Olympics is on seven channels or something. You don't
Speaker 1: want to leave, you want to get up, So just
Speaker 1: sit there like a lump like like me and the
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Speaker 1: go up on the app sausage on a half peppering
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Speaker 1: off right there. And don't put the pizza around there,
Speaker 1: act like they do in the Olympics. I was just joking.
Speaker 1: Just present them the pizza. Don't do the next thing, doast. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you you said to me that you met somebody
Speaker 1: famous or or special this weekend, as did I. I
Speaker 1: met somebody famous as well, but you you're being very
Speaker 1: secretive about it. One of them is somebody I observed
Speaker 1: I observed the famous person, and then the other that
Speaker 1: we made plans to hang out and we know we
Speaker 1: actually hung out. Yeah, Okay, so I may I met
Speaker 1: a famous person that I may have told you I
Speaker 1: was going somewhere and I put on Instagram, but I
Speaker 1: didn't put up my picture yet with that person, and
Speaker 1: I feel like I may have I may have blown it.
Speaker 1: So but I want to know who you hung out
Speaker 1: with first, if that's okay. Well, First, first, the Saturday afternoon, UM,
Speaker 1: in the pool, I was actually, yes, Brodie, a pool,
Speaker 1: that's right, I was in a pool three days in
Speaker 1: a row. O me too. Yeah, I bet still wait
Speaker 1: for that invite. By the way, several days, I've given
Speaker 1: you several audio cues in clues that maybe you could
Speaker 1: lead into you inviting before. By the way, I did
Speaker 1: the Sunday double. I thought about you on Sunday. I
Speaker 1: had a dilemma when I woke up Sunday morning, was
Speaker 1: that I didn't know if I wanted to do the
Speaker 1: go in the hot tub and then the pool, which
Speaker 1: makes the pool feel colder on a hot day, or
Speaker 1: if I wanted to go uh into the pool and
Speaker 1: then get in the hot tub that I did the
Speaker 1: hot tub into the pool. You know I could experience
Speaker 1: that too, if you would just give me that invite
Speaker 1: to your pool. Well, a guy who sounds like you
Speaker 1: on the radio. I don't know if you listen to
Speaker 1: the Alice in Morning show went on the air today
Speaker 1: and said, I like Brody, but I can only take
Speaker 1: so much of them, so right, So why would I
Speaker 1: want to overload you with brodiness by having you cut
Speaker 1: in my house? It's too much. You want to enjoy
Speaker 1: yourself too much, Brodie. I'm doing you a favor, but
Speaker 1: not inviting you over. Yeah, you are doing me a favor. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: you do that. I'm gonna go and hang out in
Speaker 1: pools with celebrities like I did on the weekend. So
Speaker 1: here's the Boys podcast. I'm celebrity. Here's so was. I'm
Speaker 1: in the I I'm in the pool and and my
Speaker 1: girlfriend's in the lounge chair and I'm like and she's like, hey,
Speaker 1: she goes look over there. I'm like what. And there's
Speaker 1: there's a guy playing with his kid in the pool.
Speaker 1: And I'm in the pool. But but I'm like with
Speaker 1: a kid. I'm in the pool and he's in the
Speaker 1: pool fifteen feet away with his he's playing with his kid.
Speaker 1: How old is the kid? I don't know, but diapers swimming? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and a little older than that. Whatever. So no, so
Speaker 1: she goes, that's Jason Biggs, Like what and she goes
Speaker 1: one time at band camp Yeah American pie. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: one who stuck is dicking an apple pie. Yeah yeah
Speaker 1: in American pie. Right, So did you said to him?
Speaker 1: Because I base no, no, no, Robin wanted and sent
Speaker 1: over a slice of apple pie though, so, so I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, you can't be that guy's the guy's
Speaker 1: done very little since then, and leave him alone. You know,
Speaker 1: I'll be known for that forever. So he's so listen
Speaker 1: Jason Biggs local local celebrity by the way, from you
Speaker 1: have you? Have you? Have you had sex with a pie? Never?
Speaker 1: Really never? Never? Never? Did? Okay, have you No? So
Speaker 1: we're to tell you about my boss in the candle
Speaker 1: up though, right, yes you did. We talked about this
Speaker 1: on this We talked about that on this podcast. Did
Speaker 1: it make you curious at all? No? No? Okay, no, okay, trying.
Speaker 1: You gotta take care of you. You gotta take business
Speaker 1: into your all mouth, I mean hands, I mean o. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I'm in the pool and I first I didn't believe,
Speaker 1: but then I saw the nose and I'm like, wait
Speaker 1: a second, and the side profile and we looked at those.
Speaker 1: We looked it up. Yeah, we looked it up and
Speaker 1: sure enough it was definitely him. And I later found
Speaker 1: out that he was celebrating his parents fiftieth anniversary at
Speaker 1: the same hotel that we were. So he was in
Speaker 1: the pool and I was. I could say I was
Speaker 1: swimming with Jason Biggs, right, because I was in the pool.
Speaker 1: You were, you were out and I never approached him,
Speaker 1: but we were in the pool together. Counts. That counts.
Speaker 1: That counts. It's all about wording, right. So I was
Speaker 1: in the pool with him. Yeah, me and him in
Speaker 1: the pool. So we were well hung out. I was.
Speaker 1: I was at a pool party with Jason, hung out
Speaker 1: with him. You know, you hung out and well was
Speaker 1: pool party Jason Biggs. So he had the family, had
Speaker 1: the family there. Yeah. Well, anyway, I didn't want to
Speaker 1: go up to him. I didn't want to say hi.
Speaker 1: He probably he actually does know who we are as
Speaker 1: the kid. The kid is little Biggs, a little bit
Speaker 1: Little Biggs, Little Biggs maybe so yeah, So so he
Speaker 1: was there. He is from Hasbrok Hights, New Jersey. He
Speaker 1: grew up listening to our show. I know that for
Speaker 1: a fact. So I could have said he listened to
Speaker 1: the podcast. Is he listening to the podcast right now? Doubtful?
Speaker 1: Somebody should tell him. So we're talking about him on
Speaker 1: our podcast. I mean, we're not the Hasburg Heights boys. No,
Speaker 1: but we would definitely love to talk to him for
Speaker 1: a couple of minutes more. Only he would enjoy the podcast.
Speaker 1: Do you think he would enjoy it? I think he would.
Speaker 1: A guy would listen. Listen. You know my motto, any
Speaker 1: guy who bangs an apple pie would love our podcast? Right?
Speaker 1: That is something else, man. I think there's some I
Speaker 1: think there's some pie bangers listening slices. You know who
Speaker 1: you are. It's okay. So he's not the one that
Speaker 1: I actually hung out with. So you have to get
Speaker 1: you have to do a blueberry pipe, get a blue job,
Speaker 1: A blue job, blue job, the pie blue you the
Speaker 1: blueberry pie, little boy blue. He needed the money, all right? Yeah? Uh,
Speaker 1: that's one celebrity. Who else? No? I actually, um, I
Speaker 1: got drinks with Sammy Sweetheart remember her from the Jersey
Speaker 1: Shore Wanta What do you even want? Wa? Yeah? That's
Speaker 1: the celebrity. I guess she's great. Yeah, she's nice. We
Speaker 1: we had everybody up on the whole cast. She's awesome.
Speaker 1: Now she's I mean, she hasn't been part of the
Speaker 1: show in several years. She didn't, she was not part
Speaker 1: of the reboot. She's the one that she's She's the
Speaker 1: the Osborne child that didn't want to come on the show.
Speaker 1: Here's one Osborne didn't want to be on the She
Speaker 1: was actually the smart one that said, you know what,
Speaker 1: I have bigger and betted things to do with my life. Well,
Speaker 1: she didn't do all. She didn't get arrested go to
Speaker 1: jail like some of them. Right. No, No, she's She's
Speaker 1: a sweet girl from the Jersey. I've been to like her.
Speaker 1: I thought she was like I hate to say she's
Speaker 1: a smart one, but I think she was a smart one.
Speaker 1: I think she was. She she still is. Um. So
Speaker 1: we went to DJs happy again. She saw well she
Speaker 1: saw me. No. No, um, Well last week because you're
Speaker 1: defending her like you want to hang out her again. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: last week I was defending her because if you were
Speaker 1: going to say something disparaging against her. I liked her.
Speaker 1: She's great, good, I'm glad we're on the same page.
Speaker 1: And she out with us when we did our events.
Speaker 1: In um in Miami at the Fountain Blue. We she
Speaker 1: came to the to that you were there. Absolutely was
Speaker 1: that the Enrique one? I think? So yeah, No, listen,
Speaker 1: the whole cast of this Jersey Shore all nice people,
Speaker 1: so you so. So we were actually there the night
Speaker 1: that I was posting up from DJ's in elmar in
Speaker 1: the Happy Hour. She was there that night. I will
Speaker 1: say this, It was crowded. You told me, you told
Speaker 1: me off the podcast, dude, what do you deal with?
Speaker 1: That was the night we were there. But it was
Speaker 1: a lot of us. We were all It was like
Speaker 1: a bunch of us in a corner, like it hang
Speaker 1: in a corner. There was no corner there. Okay, if
Speaker 1: you it looked like um, like a like a bee hive,
Speaker 1: you know when it was like a thousand bees swarming
Speaker 1: on each other looking for the queen. That's gonna looked
Speaker 1: like it was what it was, people in each other's shirts.
Speaker 1: That's how close they are, jumping up and down with drinks.
Speaker 1: Look like fun. I'm not ready for that, but it
Speaker 1: looked like fun. But it looks it looks crazy. It
Speaker 1: looked crazy. Now I didn't I didn't post up. I
Speaker 1: didn't post her up. I didn't say hey, it's me,
Speaker 1: because you know me. I'm like, hey, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Let's have a little, a little little action here. So
Speaker 1: social media holder Jason big Shot, that was the other
Speaker 1: thing I was gonna say. If he was tagged it
Speaker 1: look at my big Shot nor did. I did not mention.
Speaker 1: I did not mention her. I did not mention Jason Biggs.
Speaker 1: I didn't mention anybody that's weird on social media because
Speaker 1: I I guess I'm becoming. I don't come on, let's
Speaker 1: not come on now, come on. So yeah, so so yeah,
Speaker 1: So you asked me about DJs happy and I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's a damn good time. It looks it looked like Mayhem,
Speaker 1: like in a in a good way. If you're into that,
Speaker 1: it looks crazy fun. Yeah, but you're not. Uh. I
Speaker 1: would love to take you out of your comfort zone
Speaker 1: and bring you to You should have seen Jenkinson's on
Speaker 1: Saturday Night four thou people there, listen, listen, let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. I may be ready to party. I
Speaker 1: may be ready to go next Olympics come around. I
Speaker 1: don't like scared. Let's go let's go club and let's
Speaker 1: go out. Are people listening to this podcast. Um also
Speaker 1: afraid are of people, because I can't imagine afraid of people,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm just I'm just undering people I don't
Speaker 1: want to be around. I'm wondering where people are at
Speaker 1: this at this phase, because it seems to me like
Speaker 1: the entire shore of New Jersey and all the bars
Speaker 1: and clubs and restaurants are just just bustling absolutely and listen,
Speaker 1: good full of business style. That's fantastic. And I'm right
Speaker 1: there in the thick of it. I'm diving in head first.
Speaker 1: I was trying to come with a catchy slogan for
Speaker 1: this weekend for to compare me and you. I was like,
Speaker 1: your Jersey shore, and I'm like, sure, I'm staying on
Speaker 1: your Jersey board. I'm Jersey. Sure, I'm staying home your
Speaker 1: Jersey b r e no boar Jersey boar pig Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: because then I would have my head landing and the
Speaker 1: rest of my body beat up. Wasn't you are clubbing
Speaker 1: and pull side and I was pulled side hot tubbing.
Speaker 1: I was hot tubbing. I was tob thumping. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: we just I don't know we both did what made
Speaker 1: us happy? This is true that no judgments, no judgment.
Speaker 1: So can I tell my celebrity story as I messed up?
Speaker 1: You know, we meet a lot of celebrities, were very
Speaker 1: fortunate get to be a lot of celebrities and when
Speaker 1: you were not. When we meet celebrities, you know, we're casual. Hey, Kanye,
Speaker 1: he's it gone, man. You know. Uh, there's a couple
Speaker 1: of people that come in where I get a little like, uh,
Speaker 1: I'm excited to see them. Like, I'll be honest with you,
Speaker 1: when Taylor Swift comes up, I get a little star struck,
Speaker 1: even though like we because I was telling my daughter
Speaker 1: that the first time Taylor Swift came up to our
Speaker 1: radio station, she was eighteen and if you remember, she
Speaker 1: had just graduated high school and she won a Grammy
Speaker 1: for one of the awards, one of the music awards,
Speaker 1: and on the stage for her acceptance speech, this is
Speaker 1: I want to say two thou before she became known
Speaker 1: for shocked that she won, Taylor Swift, she went on
Speaker 1: stage she was, I can't believe this. I just graduated
Speaker 1: high school, right. We played a clip of it on
Speaker 1: the morning show the next day, well like two days later,
Speaker 1: she was up at the radio station not on our
Speaker 1: morning show. She had come up to do an afternoon interview.
Speaker 1: She still hadn't become a big stary yet. And I
Speaker 1: saw her and I said, oh, hey, Taylor, and she
Speaker 1: looked like, oh my god, somebody recognized me. I said, hey,
Speaker 1: my name is David Brodie. I worked on the morning show,
Speaker 1: which want to say. I thought your speech was tremendous.
Speaker 1: You just graduate high school. Congratulations, good luck with you know,
Speaker 1: your career such you know. So it was so emotional
Speaker 1: watching you. And she was like, oh my god, and
Speaker 1: you ran over and hugged me. Right. And so I've
Speaker 1: met Taylor Swift, I don't know, seven, eight, ten times,
Speaker 1: but there's something about her when she comes up. She's
Speaker 1: so freaking talented and beautiful and everything that I get
Speaker 1: a little like, oh my god, Sail Swift. Okay, but normally,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm casual. You've seen me meet like the
Speaker 1: Mets after World Series game. Usually you keep your cool.
Speaker 1: But there's a few people, there's a few types of
Speaker 1: professions where when I meet them, I get like a
Speaker 1: fanboy and I tell myself I'm not gonna do it. So, uh,
Speaker 1: Wednesday night last week, I went to see Seth Meyers
Speaker 1: perform at Caroline's Comedy Club. Caroline's on Broadway, the greatest
Speaker 1: comedy club, greatest. I got to perform there once, legendary,
Speaker 1: so legendary Seth Meyers gets to play there. I was
Speaker 1: going to say something else, so okay, I was gonna
Speaker 1: allude to something that could be coming into the future,
Speaker 1: so legendary, legendary. There's a chance, a chance. So you're
Speaker 1: saying there's a chance. I'm saying there's a chance. The
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast maying part of a major event coming
Speaker 1: up later in the year which will take place our
Speaker 1: podcast at Caroline's. But don't hold this to it because
Speaker 1: it's only a July right now, and the oh, the
Speaker 1: agents are talking to the amount of people trying to
Speaker 1: make this, people with cigars in their mouth going less
Speaker 1: and say, my boys, you're gonna come now, you say,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna sign anything until I get I didn't
Speaker 1: want to. I wanted to say it, tease it, but okay,
Speaker 1: we did. We look okay, okay, But anyway, Caroline's Comedy Club,
Speaker 1: it's where all the biggest names go forever. Okay. So
Speaker 1: when you go to a common club has sethimises the
Speaker 1: headline seven o'clock show for me Perfect on a Tuesday.
Speaker 1: On Wednesday, rather the nachos, I had two orders and nachos.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie to you. I ordered two orders
Speaker 1: and nachos. Love the nachos there. So the opening act
Speaker 1: is a guy named Jeff Right. Jeff Right is I'm
Speaker 1: gonna disgrace a very good looking black comedian, so that
Speaker 1: you know it's the right Jeff Right. In case you're
Speaker 1: on on Twitter, he's on Seth Meyers as a writer,
Speaker 1: but he does um short films like sketches, where no
Speaker 1: one else on the show does. The other writers don't
Speaker 1: necessarily do prerecorded film sketches like the videos shorts on
Speaker 1: SNL and the videos he does Jeff Right he does
Speaker 1: where he plays every character, so it's like he's talking
Speaker 1: to himself in the scene. He's brilliant. Go look it
Speaker 1: up online Late Night with Seth Seth Meyers, Jeff Right
Speaker 1: and a lot of times in his in his lingo,
Speaker 1: his slang, he he'll say to the other version of himself,
Speaker 1: you right, right, like you're right, like Gandhi does on
Speaker 1: her show, like she says you're right like like you Right, like,
Speaker 1: you know, you made a good point there. Anyway, he's
Speaker 1: the opening act. I didn't know this. Okay, now you know,
Speaker 1: we know people at Carolines and my my boy Greg
Speaker 1: uh is there that night and he says, Hey, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna see if I can get you to meet Seth
Speaker 1: Myers in the green room after the show. Oh, that'd
Speaker 1: be fantastic, that'd be that'd be wonderful. Okay, great, So
Speaker 1: my my buddy Jeff and I go and not Jeff Right,
Speaker 1: my friend Jeff, and they announced Jeff Rights the opening act.
Speaker 1: He's the warm up for Seth Myers. He works for
Speaker 1: Seth Meyers, and he was fantastic. I'm so excited because
Speaker 1: now I'm thinking, oh my god, if if he's going
Speaker 1: to be backstage, I get to meet Jeff Right. Also
Speaker 1: now again, I you know, I write comedy for a living.
Speaker 1: It's not on that level. Jeff Right is brilliant, brilliant.
Speaker 1: He should be on sn L. He's brilliant. Okay, he
Speaker 1: does a great set. Seth Mars comes out does like
Speaker 1: an hour. He's fantastic. And I don't normally laugh at
Speaker 1: I just watch comics. I usually not. I go, that's good.
Speaker 1: That's funny. That's good right there. Seth was tremendous. Now
Speaker 1: I watched Seth Meyers every night. I watched him from
Speaker 1: twelve thirty to twelve forty five. Roughly. I'd like to
Speaker 1: see his monologue and his his his rant. He does
Speaker 1: a rant usually usually like three nights a week of
Speaker 1: the four shows. So even though I gotta get early
Speaker 1: in the morning, I stepped late almost every night to
Speaker 1: watch him. Occasionally fall asleep and I'll watch it the
Speaker 1: next morning after we do our show. But I love him.
Speaker 1: I love him. That's my style, to my sarcasm, that's
Speaker 1: my energy. Love him. Okay, after the show, I get
Speaker 1: the wave, come on, let's go. We've got time to
Speaker 1: meet him. Because they told me we don't know you
Speaker 1: know he she got the word as soon as as
Speaker 1: soon as he gives you got so they hustle you
Speaker 1: in the back, right, and so you go. You go
Speaker 1: in the back. There's an entrance to the kitchen, and
Speaker 1: there's a green room. So I go in the green
Speaker 1: room and sets there and and says, hey has going good.
Speaker 1: What's your name? So so now I'm I'm looking at
Speaker 1: him like like we're two ft or we're two inches
Speaker 1: apart face to face, and I told my name is
Speaker 1: David Body. I'm writer for Elvis during the Morning show.
Speaker 1: He didn't need to know that. He didn't ask. He didn't.
Speaker 1: He was like, oh, what's your name? Right? So I
Speaker 1: tell him as if that's gonna mean something to him.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know, because like Jimmy Fallon, who's
Speaker 1: on before him, He's been on our show. He knows
Speaker 1: he's right. I've written thank you notes for Jimmy when
Speaker 1: he came on the show. Elvis has been on his
Speaker 1: show a couple of times. I set doesn't. I don't
Speaker 1: think Seth knows Elvis during the Morning show, but I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'm a comedy writer, a big fan, like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're great. Enjoy the show. Now he's making small talk
Speaker 1: with me. He's doing a really nice job. He says,
Speaker 1: did you enjoy the show? Oh my god, that joke right,
Speaker 1: what you did, the thing with the thing and brilliant.
Speaker 1: And my friend Jeff says, the joke you did about
Speaker 1: the two Jews, Oh my god, Seth, Myer's wife is Jewish,
Speaker 1: he can make the joke. And and and Jeff and
Speaker 1: I both Jewish. Loved it, loved the jokes, whatever, and
Speaker 1: then I'm like, listen, set I step every night and
Speaker 1: watch you. Thank you for what you do. And at
Speaker 1: this point I'm creeping up on he gets too much
Speaker 1: and I'm like the exuberance and I'm like fan boying him.
Speaker 1: I'm Chris falling him. So then so then to the
Speaker 1: left of me, I see Jeff Right and another guy. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I go so I go, hey, man's it going.
Speaker 1: He goes good. I go, you right now, his name
Speaker 1: is Jeff Right. So he thinks I'm calling. He goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's me. I'm Jeff Right, not realizing I just did
Speaker 1: his bit. I was trying to like like if someone
Speaker 1: came up to Uston was like, and I was like,
Speaker 1: where where the where? They're right? So he didn't get
Speaker 1: it right, he didn't get the joke. And then um,
Speaker 1: and then the guy next him is Michael Shoemaker. Michael Shoemaker.
Speaker 1: Michael Shoemaker is one of Seth's head writers. I think
Speaker 1: he is the head writer right. He used to be
Speaker 1: the head writer of Saturday Night Live. He's been the
Speaker 1: head writer on a bunch of comedy shows, movies, TV shows.
Speaker 1: He's all, he was so high up at SNL. He
Speaker 1: mad he was like one of the people that would
Speaker 1: go to like auditioning new members. Michael Schumacher is a legend.
Speaker 1: So I was like, hey, Michael, can I get a picture? No,
Speaker 1: you don't want to picture me. I'm just the writer.
Speaker 1: I go, are you kidding, I'm a comedy writer. You're like, yes,
Speaker 1: let's get a picture. So Michael Schumacher was very cool.
Speaker 1: So I go back to talking of Seth and I'm like,
Speaker 1: so then, so Seth. Seth did a bit in his
Speaker 1: in his segment about how his sister in law sings
Speaker 1: this kid's song that she thinks she wrote. So in
Speaker 1: the bit, he says, he goes, he went on YouTube
Speaker 1: and found ten thousand people singing that song. So he goes,
Speaker 1: He's like, tell us to listen, you didn't write that song.
Speaker 1: You may have heard it as a kid, but you
Speaker 1: didn't write that song. There's ten thousand people singing that song.
Speaker 1: You didn't write that song. And her response to Seth was,
Speaker 1: according to the joke, oh my god, these people ripped
Speaker 1: me off. So but the way he tells it's very funny.
Speaker 1: So we're backstage with Seth and so my friend Jeff
Speaker 1: sist him. My god, that joke with the two Jews brilliant.
Speaker 1: So Seth says, you know what, it's so illiant. I
Speaker 1: can't believe nobody told that joke before. So me, being
Speaker 1: quick witted, I go, you know what you should do,
Speaker 1: go on YouTube and see if there's ten thousand people
Speaker 1: telling the same joke. And he looked at me like
Speaker 1: he didn't get the reference, didn't kick it, didn't write
Speaker 1: like I thought he's gonna. I thought he right. I
Speaker 1: thought he'd looked at me and go, Brodie, that's that's
Speaker 1: very clever. That's funny. You just took my old bit
Speaker 1: and that's a callback call back to instead instead scary.
Speaker 1: You and I have done this. Every celebrity will do
Speaker 1: this at some point when you meet them, right when
Speaker 1: you talk to them, they're gonna say something that for
Speaker 1: a second you think is them giving you what you
Speaker 1: want and being polite, and they're also wrapping it up.
Speaker 1: So you know, when a comic gets the red light
Speaker 1: that means and you know, when you're in a bar
Speaker 1: and they blink the lights, yes, scared having my music ready?
Speaker 1: So uh and they blink the lights. Last call right.
Speaker 1: So I say to Seth, you should go on YouTube
Speaker 1: and seeing the ten thousand people who've already done the
Speaker 1: joke before, and he looks at me and he goes, uh, hey,
Speaker 1: you want to grab a picture? You want to grab
Speaker 1: a picture? Is like, hey, before you leave, let's get
Speaker 1: that picture. Now. I'm not faulting Seth. I recognized it
Speaker 1: as someone who has occasionally been someone who people want
Speaker 1: to get my picture. So like, I'm looked at, I'm
Speaker 1: like a level one celebrity, but you also take social cues. Well,
Speaker 1: yes and yes. It's like he's given the wrap up sign, right,
Speaker 1: this is my missionment to impress Seth Myers, and he
Speaker 1: just gave me that you want to get a picture.
Speaker 1: So I was like absolutely, and I acted like I
Speaker 1: didn't realize what he did because he's he wasn't being rude,
Speaker 1: but he just did a long show. He already taped
Speaker 1: his late night talk show. He's tired. He didn't come
Speaker 1: there to have a casting call with Brody and the
Speaker 1: comedy writer. So I I go stand next to him
Speaker 1: and he puts his all him around me and my
Speaker 1: friend Jeff. He's in the middle, so our arms are
Speaker 1: around Seth Meyers. His arms are around us in a
Speaker 1: really nice picture. So Jeff Wright says, I'll take the
Speaker 1: picture for you and takes my android camera. Jeff Right
Speaker 1: is an iPhone user, so Jeff Right, Jeff Right is
Speaker 1: taking multiple pictures and they're all blurry, and Seth is
Speaker 1: like alright. Seth is holding the smile, like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: good the Jeff and Jeff's like, what do I hit?
Speaker 1: And I'm like the wife button. So then like I'm like,
Speaker 1: I can't leave Seth because his arm is around me,
Speaker 1: so I can't go to help Jeff. So then Jeff's
Speaker 1: like holding the picture down by his boobs. I'm like,
Speaker 1: can you hold it a little bit higher? So he's like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, okay, yeah and Seth and Seth says, it's
Speaker 1: all about the angles Jeff got hold on. I gotta
Speaker 1: hold it up at higher. So then he's like so
Speaker 1: he took like he goes, you know what they're coming out? Dark?
Speaker 1: Let me put the flash on. How do you put
Speaker 1: the flash? Now, I'm not doing it. I'm not saying it,
Speaker 1: but Set's like, oh yeah, you want to get a
Speaker 1: good shot. So then he figures out the flash. He
Speaker 1: takes a couple of pictures the flash. He says, he look,
Speaker 1: make sure they come out. Okay. I said, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I even get to meet us again, Seth.
Speaker 1: Let me just the pictures were great, So I said,
Speaker 1: there was a pleasure meeting you. No problem, I said, Jeff,
Speaker 1: can we grab a quick picture? He says, sure, man,
Speaker 1: no problem. So, um, I haven't taken my picture of
Speaker 1: Michael Shoemaker yet, so uh so then so Shoemaker says, hey,
Speaker 1: I'll take the picture for you. I know how to
Speaker 1: use the phone. Okay, great, I'm not gonna ask Seth
Speaker 1: take the picture. That's a that's above. You can't ask
Speaker 1: the really famous guy do it. Right. So it's like
Speaker 1: asking Elvis to hold the camera to take a picture
Speaker 1: of us, right, right? Can you take a picture of
Speaker 1: me with the Brooklyn boys would throw the camera down,
Speaker 1: step on it. You know, I'm joking as so Shoemaker
Speaker 1: as the writer, and I know as a writer you
Speaker 1: always step in for the talent, right, Like I would
Speaker 1: take the pictures. Elvis wouldn't have to, not that he wouldn't.
Speaker 1: So it's Shoemaker goes, hey, I'll get the picture of
Speaker 1: you and Jeff, right, so so I'm on Jeff's left side. Scary.
Speaker 1: You know, I gotta be on the right side. You know,
Speaker 1: that's my side. I don't like the left side. But
Speaker 1: I turned my head. I don't like the angle. So
Speaker 1: he takes the picture, he goes, he go, and I
Speaker 1: look at the picture and it's awful. It's awful. It's
Speaker 1: every angle wrong, it's he held it too low. It's
Speaker 1: just bad. I look bad. I don't look good. So
Speaker 1: I said, hey, um, I hate to ask, I'm I
Speaker 1: really like you guys. Can I switch sides with you?
Speaker 1: And it's because I have it's my bad side? And
Speaker 1: Jeff looked at me like, yeah, man, sure, no problem,
Speaker 1: you right, And Shoemaker looked at Seth Myers like you
Speaker 1: gotta be fucking kidding me, like and I felt like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm that guy that you are, that
Speaker 1: guy they made read a bit about you and they
Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god, they're gonna act out
Speaker 1: of sketch, like yeah, like, can I get I can
Speaker 1: see Jeff right doing a bit where he takes a
Speaker 1: picture of himself and he goes, that's not my good side.
Speaker 1: Can we switch? Like like I never would have done
Speaker 1: that to Seth because when we went into the I've
Speaker 1: told Jeff I'm standing on the right fuck you, but
Speaker 1: with Jeff. Jeff was in the hallway, Jeff Wright, the comedian,
Speaker 1: but he was very nice. He switched sides at me.
Speaker 1: But when Shoemaker looked over at Seth like and I
Speaker 1: felt like saying, No, guys have been in the business
Speaker 1: for twenty almost thirty years. I'm a comedy guy. I've
Speaker 1: done stand up and sketch. I get it. I that
Speaker 1: was a mistake on my part. Erase a race. Delete that.
Speaker 1: Don't hold that against me, right, So I got the picture.
Speaker 1: I took a picture of Shoemaker. Was great. I couldn't
Speaker 1: have been nicer. And uh anyway, I said, and i'd Seth,
Speaker 1: thank you for everything. We went home. The first thing
Speaker 1: I did when I got outside, Like when I got home,
Speaker 1: I tweeted all of them, so nice meeting you. Thanks
Speaker 1: for your patience. It was great. I really it was
Speaker 1: you very funny. Thank you. Michael. Shoemaker wrote me back,
Speaker 1: it was great meeting you as well. I could have
Speaker 1: left it there. So I could have left it there,
Speaker 1: I wrote back, Hey, really, thank you for getting back
Speaker 1: to me. Hopefully we get to work together Sunday. I
Speaker 1: feel like I shouldn't have done that. But he didn't
Speaker 1: write back here. But I didn't hear anything from Jeff Wright,
Speaker 1: who I'm still a fan of, and I didn't expect
Speaker 1: here from Seth because he has like a million followers.
Speaker 1: But I blew it right, like I fani think he did.
Speaker 1: I think you yeah, I think you did. And you
Speaker 1: know what, you know what? I think you got. It's
Speaker 1: like you got the girl and then you like, you know,
Speaker 1: you're two pump chumped. You know what? You know? You
Speaker 1: know what? The funny part is is that Seth Myers
Speaker 1: replaced Jimmy Fallon on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, and
Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon replaced uh Conan O'Brien on Late Night with
Speaker 1: Conan O'Brien. Cornan O'Brien replaced David Letterman on Late Night
Speaker 1: with David Letterman. Right, Okay, When I was seventeen years old,
Speaker 1: I used to watch David Letterman every night, every night
Speaker 1: on Late Night with David Letterman, every night for years.
Speaker 1: I didn't miss an episode. I would VCR it back
Speaker 1: in the day, and so I arranged my college schedule
Speaker 1: to go in late so I could stay up late
Speaker 1: to watch Late Night with David Letterman. And when I
Speaker 1: got to meet David Letterman UH at Rockefeller Center, I
Speaker 1: waited from the come down the elevator after taping UH,
Speaker 1: I fan BOYD and I said in retrospect almost the
Speaker 1: exact same things to Letterman that I said to Seth
Speaker 1: Meyers and vice versa. I said, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: stay up late. I watched you every night. I'm a
Speaker 1: big fan. I don't miss an episode. I arranged my
Speaker 1: life or on watching your show. And I realized I
Speaker 1: have grown not a bit when it comes to late
Speaker 1: night talk show comics. I like there's something to be
Speaker 1: said though that that is very endearing. You know. I'm
Speaker 1: listening to this and and I'm saying, you know, Brodie,
Speaker 1: he's very you as a stand up comic. It's like
Speaker 1: full circle. You get to meet your idol. This is
Speaker 1: where this is the way I was with weird A Yankovic.
Speaker 1: We've talked about this before. This is this is the
Speaker 1: comparison that I can give, and it's that it's very
Speaker 1: it's cute, it's very Uh. I can't but you know,
Speaker 1: because you're meeting your idols and then you're getting all right, now,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, have you met weird Al? I met
Speaker 1: were now with you and we've actually got to meet
Speaker 1: right the first time you spoke to on the phone.
Speaker 1: The time that I really fucked up was the time
Speaker 1: on the phone. But this is the analogy that I'm
Speaker 1: making because said, well, luckily for me, by the time
Speaker 1: you Ronnie and I interviewed uh weird Al where you
Speaker 1: lost it and babbled on terrible, I had already met
Speaker 1: him a couple of times back go, backstage, passed, so
Speaker 1: you got it out of your system right. To me,
Speaker 1: it was like, oh, I've spoken to you before, and
Speaker 1: because when I met him, I got to speak to him.
Speaker 1: It was a very very these three guys, these are
Speaker 1: like three dudes in a row that you have highly
Speaker 1: you know it was because an up and coming superstar,
Speaker 1: a freaking legend of comedy writing. Yeah snl and fallon.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I know you're doing it now by the
Speaker 1: way you but you know what, he's very unassuming, just
Speaker 1: a casual guy. He's like, hey, I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: Michael sounds like and you know, it's funny. They definitely talked.
Speaker 1: They talked about you by the way. And that's if
Speaker 1: I feel like, if I ever meet him again, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to mention we met like, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: be like they're gonna remember you. No. No. In fact,
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're learning security and printing out pictures of
Speaker 1: you right now. If you see this guy, don't let
Speaker 1: him in. But you know what, people listen, people fanboy,
Speaker 1: fan girl, us and I love it. I because I
Speaker 1: get it. We're not famous. But if you meet someone
Speaker 1: you really are excited to meet. I edit. I just
Speaker 1: every time I think I'm immune to it, I'm not
Speaker 1: immune to it. So it happens to the best of us.
Speaker 1: It does. It's podcast. You want to play some sound
Speaker 1: and then I got, first off, a warning for everybody
Speaker 1: before we go any further. Um, this is just disgusting.
Speaker 1: This happened recently with Instagram. Oh I want people to
Speaker 1: follow along, okay, because this is disgusting. Instagram recently pulled
Speaker 1: a fast one on all of us. There's like snakes
Speaker 1: in the grass here. They decided what is right and
Speaker 1: wrong for you to watch and see. As far as
Speaker 1: videos and pictures, they've all they've said, you know what,
Speaker 1: there's some pictures and video that may upset you or
Speaker 1: you may find upset. This is called censorship at its finest. Well,
Speaker 1: here's why. Because the default, the default setting is to
Speaker 1: limit it. It's it's the limit. If they didn't give
Speaker 1: you the option when they when they threw this in
Speaker 1: the app, an alert never came up that said, hey,
Speaker 1: there's this new feature here, what do you want to do? Instead,
Speaker 1: they made the default and I will read it for
Speaker 1: bat him, and then I'm gonna show you all how
Speaker 1: to correct it real quick. They're gonna limit the amount
Speaker 1: of photos and videos that you might find upsetting, and
Speaker 1: that is the default setting. And yet I still saw
Speaker 1: your pictures from the weekend, Hio. So what you need
Speaker 1: to do to correct that is go to your profile
Speaker 1: page on your Instagram the three herts on the lines.
Speaker 1: Click on that. Okay, Brodi, you should do this with
Speaker 1: me right now. And then click on still because I
Speaker 1: don't update my app. Then click on settings and then
Speaker 1: click on account and then there's a line that says
Speaker 1: sensitive content control. Click on that. The default is limit.
Speaker 1: Some of the photos and videos that could be upsetting
Speaker 1: are offensive. You now click the oopped back in. They
Speaker 1: OpEd you out, They OpEd you out. Did not click allow.
Speaker 1: Allow means you may see more phoe those in videos
Speaker 1: that could be upsetting or offensive, and I'm okay with that,
Speaker 1: as most people should, because otherwise I don't imagine though
Speaker 1: there's young people, or religious people or squirmish people who
Speaker 1: maybe don't want to see horrible things. I don't think
Speaker 1: it's like the other thing. In the boobs, they block
Speaker 1: the boob. It's what Instagram demes don't block the boobs,
Speaker 1: baby setting or offensive. So if you don't want to
Speaker 1: see other points of view, if you don't want to see, well,
Speaker 1: if there's a political post I disagree with, then they
Speaker 1: want to block that, I'm fine with that. You don't
Speaker 1: want to see the whole story, but that's problem, you
Speaker 1: know somebody, I'm the guy who reported their gross porn,
Speaker 1: but I want the option to report the gross porn.
Speaker 1: So look, I think they should have had a message
Speaker 1: pop up. Absolutely, they should have said for them in
Speaker 1: the background, assume you want to see less, but you
Speaker 1: got a message right now? The was the message? Did
Speaker 1: the message have a link that said click here to
Speaker 1: change it? They no, Yeah, they made There's there's three bubbles.
Speaker 1: The bubble one is allow, the Bubble two is the default,
Speaker 1: which you mean limit, and then there's a third bubble
Speaker 1: which you can choose limit even more, which obviously you
Speaker 1: would choose for your kids. You have to go into
Speaker 1: the ball. Kids see worse than I do. I'm saying
Speaker 1: you have to go into the back side of the app.
Speaker 1: You have to go. I'm saying, you know, you have
Speaker 1: to go literally go in like four or five screen
Speaker 1: by the app dinner first before you try that four
Speaker 1: or five screens. You have to go in before you
Speaker 1: can four or five clicks to get to the to
Speaker 1: the section that I just mentioned. You really want to
Speaker 1: see the Uh, well, I just want I want all
Speaker 1: points of view expressed. I want to see everything. You
Speaker 1: want to see the big head. You want to see
Speaker 1: the pig head at the roast. Yeah, I want to
Speaker 1: see the pig head. See they may block that out.
Speaker 1: Uh it's probably more like violence and uh gore maybe
Speaker 1: and like maybe fights, you know, like like a brawl
Speaker 1: boobs boobs by By the way, I got to talking
Speaker 1: about a brawl on the second, Remind me pizza brawl.
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen the Pizza ball, have you seen
Speaker 1: the pizza bowl? Oh, you gotta love the pizza brawl.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to you have to send out the
Speaker 1: link to the pizza brawl. Um, so you know what.
Speaker 1: I agree they should, but they gave you the option.
Speaker 1: I feel like they gave the option. Yeah, but they
Speaker 1: didn't tell you it even existed. They applied this filter
Speaker 1: in the background as a default, And that's the devious part.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I would like them to do.
Speaker 1: I would like them to have the app that's the
Speaker 1: option where it says view it with a notification. In
Speaker 1: other words, I want to see with like a red
Speaker 1: frame around it, what I would have missed out on? Well, right,
Speaker 1: like like if if something comes up and then you go, oh,
Speaker 1: red frame, So if I had opted out, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: have seen that. Oh I'm not opting out, or oh
Speaker 1: I would have not wanted to see that. So I
Speaker 1: would like to know what, like who's the censor, who's
Speaker 1: the guy? Normally, I don't like people making decisions for me.
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I would like to not have them
Speaker 1: decide what I want opted out. I like the option
Speaker 1: of hitting the that says what happened to freedom? Freedom
Speaker 1: is being taken away from us. First of all, it's
Speaker 1: not freedom. It's an app. It's a private company. You know,
Speaker 1: you're still allowed to go out and curse the government.
Speaker 1: That's not everybody. You confuse and First Amendment with an app.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like certain people in the news. If
Speaker 1: you're barred from Facebook, that's not your First Amendment, right.
Speaker 1: It's a private company that can do whatever they want.
Speaker 1: Instagram show. Why are they telling me what I should
Speaker 1: watch and what I shouldn't. That's what I have a
Speaker 1: problem with. I think what they're doing is they're saying, hey,
Speaker 1: do you want us to protect you or not? Now
Speaker 1: I don't want them to protect me, That's fine. I
Speaker 1: don't like that. It's an opt in. I would rather
Speaker 1: them saying, hey, listen, we're not blocking your ships to
Speaker 1: block We're gonna my guests. To be honest with you,
Speaker 1: my guests. Is a lot of people complained. Maybe there's
Speaker 1: a couple of lawsuits about horrific things. There's gotta be
Speaker 1: some It's always about money. There's got to be some
Speaker 1: monetary reason. Maybe the advertisers, uh, are we like didn't
Speaker 1: want their ads next of like horrific ship? Well I'm not,
Speaker 1: I'm okay. Well we'll go any further on it, but
Speaker 1: I'm with you anyway, that was just a public service
Speaker 1: for everybody. If you want to see all of Instagram,
Speaker 1: you have to opt yourself back in because they fucking
Speaker 1: opted out as a default. Anyway, Uh, gonna play some
Speaker 1: sound that the Barney the Bull is still nowhere to
Speaker 1: be found. We never bring up Barney the Bull when
Speaker 1: we're talking about the cow, but I should have it
Speaker 1: a little worked together, Barnie, Barnie the Bull store because
Speaker 1: as of the taping of this podcast, a problem. We
Speaker 1: have big problems in little little river city. So there's
Speaker 1: this man we have. We have big trouble in a
Speaker 1: little little city, little River right. No, anyway, the pound bull, okay,
Speaker 1: that escaped from this Long Island farm last week. It's
Speaker 1: been missing now for like a week and a half.
Speaker 1: It's been on the loose, and there's been local sightings
Speaker 1: of this bull like charging down street. Then one day better.
Speaker 1: This is Manorville, Long Island out in Suffolk County. They
Speaker 1: finally like two hours from Manhattan. Yeah, they finally they
Speaker 1: finally captured or they finally trapped it. They thought so
Speaker 1: they thought in a cave or whatever it was supposed
Speaker 1: to be part of a religious ceremony where they were
Speaker 1: going to slaughter it and eat it. But and the
Speaker 1: this this bull knew that it was going out to pasture,
Speaker 1: that it's done, it's done finished. So the bull had
Speaker 1: the sixth sense and it said fuck it, and it
Speaker 1: it literally busted out of the farm and it was
Speaker 1: charging through the streets anyway. Several sidings later, several days later,
Speaker 1: they finally find they think that they've cornered it in
Speaker 1: a cave or some area that they couldn't get into.
Speaker 1: So they took a cow that was in heat, a
Speaker 1: female cow to lure, to lure the bull out from
Speaker 1: where it was. Hold on a second, you're you're pissing
Speaker 1: a lot of people off. Who know the difference a bull?
Speaker 1: If you listen to the joke I told earlier, is
Speaker 1: a male? Yes, cow, cows are ordered for food, usually
Speaker 1: give milk. But a female cow is a correct male?
Speaker 1: Is a ball? All cows or female? No, not necessarily, yeah,
Speaker 1: but when you say cow, it's usually female. A male
Speaker 1: is a bull either, there are male cows, it's called
Speaker 1: a bull. No, it's not the the male version of
Speaker 1: a cow is a bull. No, it's not absolutely cow.
Speaker 1: There's a male cow and a female cow. Okay, we
Speaker 1: google this when don't tweet us, and I'll read it
Speaker 1: to you right now. An adult male is known as
Speaker 1: a bull. Many male cattle are castrated to reduce their
Speaker 1: aggressive tendencies. Um are are any cows. Male male cow
Speaker 1: may refer to a bull, but so cows can be either.
Speaker 1: But a bull is a male. But it's but it's
Speaker 1: a bowl. So they did. What I'm saying is they
Speaker 1: brought a female cat alone and then it's definitely not
Speaker 1: a bull, feal cow to lure the bull, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Like like like they were like there was
Speaker 1: a cow, a female cow in heat as opposed to
Speaker 1: a male cow. Female cow right and was hanging out
Speaker 1: and they were just trying to lure the fucking bull out.
Speaker 1: Now apparently that was the last we heard of this,
Speaker 1: and then we found out the bull never came out
Speaker 1: and it has gone again. It's on the loose. So
Speaker 1: whatever a week. We don't know how this happened. So anyway,
Speaker 1: so we're keeping an eye on keeping it. Where is
Speaker 1: there give me a bull's eye on this. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: is that some restaurant is serving it. But anyway, that's
Speaker 1: the bull that the guy the sports guys are gonna
Speaker 1: buy could be whatever it is. It's just fascinating that
Speaker 1: they can't capture this bull. They said that when they
Speaker 1: do capture it, it's going to go to a sanctuary,
Speaker 1: so it will, uh, it will live in peace, it
Speaker 1: will not get slaughtered. So the bullets, they say that,
Speaker 1: we're like when and your parents give away your dog
Speaker 1: and they say they're going to send it to a farm.
Speaker 1: That's that they're putting it down. So there's that a
Speaker 1: lot of bullshit. That is bullshit. That's correct, Thank you,
Speaker 1: all right, do we do have some sound let's go
Speaker 1: and we have some email, and I want to tell
Speaker 1: you what happened to me Friday's all right, give me
Speaker 1: the even the clips have full clips? Got uh the
Speaker 1: d m V okay, So before I play these clips,
Speaker 1: I just want to read Adam Michael Zeno on Twitter.
Speaker 1: Damn it Brody and the Brooklyn Boys. By the way,
Speaker 1: a lot of people this week have tweeted me and
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys and again have left scary after tweets.
Speaker 1: It's important. I want him to see the funny too. Uh,
Speaker 1: damn it, David Brody and the Brooklyn Boys. You ruin
Speaker 1: this commercial for me. Uh, it's the Field of Dreams
Speaker 1: commercial with Verse in it, the Major League Baseball commercial
Speaker 1: with Verse. So uh, someone did see the commercial and
Speaker 1: they were bothered by it. Okay, So two weeks ago,
Speaker 1: three episodes ago, I think you talked about scary being
Speaker 1: on a plane. Just remind everybody about the the double
Speaker 1: messages you got. Yeah, basically, they said the message on
Speaker 1: the plane in English and then all of a sudden
Speaker 1: they do a Spanish version of it and it was
Speaker 1: a half the not even half the wine. It was
Speaker 1: like a third of the length. I'm like, wait to say,
Speaker 1: there's no way that they could have given that entire
Speaker 1: full message. I heard in English that was two and
Speaker 1: a half minutes long. In Spanish that was thirty seconds long. Bullshit,
Speaker 1: there's no way that they're missing out on some of
Speaker 1: the message. So I went to the d m V
Speaker 1: and I'm going to tell you the DMV story. I
Speaker 1: think maybe next episode because the Friday story has has
Speaker 1: pushed its way in. But while I was at the DMV,
Speaker 1: I thought of that conversation and Uh, they on a loop,
Speaker 1: a NonStop loop where if you work there, you want
Speaker 1: to put you want to kill yourself, not that you
Speaker 1: didn't want to any way, work at a dm V.
Speaker 1: But it's the same message over and over again. And
Speaker 1: I noticed that the English version, because he's I speak English, right,
Speaker 1: is very light, moved, boring, But the Spanish version sounds
Speaker 1: very fancy, right, and so I kept hearing them saying
Speaker 1: the fancy and I had to like then google it
Speaker 1: using a Google translator to see which words the fancy words.
Speaker 1: So play the message listen now boring English one was
Speaker 1: now you're in a d m V, the walls are gray,
Speaker 1: everybody's in a bad mood. And then the English version
Speaker 1: comes on you like what. Then the Spanish version is like, lay,
Speaker 1: listen to it. He played the club d zero nine
Speaker 1: three at counter number seven, they wasted at all. The
Speaker 1: middle sounds sexy and at most right, So exactly play
Speaker 1: it again. Listen to the guys giving a number and
Speaker 1: telling you what counter to go up to zero nine
Speaker 1: three at counter number seven they wasted at all and
Speaker 1: most of Yeah, she's like settle. I'm like if I
Speaker 1: if I spoke Spanish fluently, I would feel better about
Speaker 1: going to the d m V. So that word and
Speaker 1: mostreador what do you think it means? I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what it means. What do you think it means? I
Speaker 1: don't know. What do you think it means? Give me
Speaker 1: like it sounds sex, Get into bed. I'm going to
Speaker 1: report to a certain counter. It means counter. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: I'm got all excited. I'm like, what does that word mean?
Speaker 1: It's so it's so she's saying it's so hot. He's like,
Speaker 1: now I have his arm here. Oh okay. So I'm
Speaker 1: watching a baseball program and sometimes they'll say a picture
Speaker 1: throws effortlessly where the ball just seems to easily come
Speaker 1: out of his hand. Right, It just his motion is
Speaker 1: throng motion. The ball just it like just shoots out
Speaker 1: of his hand. Right, What is this guy saying? So,
Speaker 1: I just think that for a guy with electric stuff,
Speaker 1: it's really hard to learn that because on any given day,
Speaker 1: I mean, his arm always looks like it's coming out
Speaker 1: of his hands so easy. Oops, his arm is coming
Speaker 1: out of his hand. Yeah, he fumbled, but how do
Speaker 1: you how do you hit that arm? Jedi subway? Okay,
Speaker 1: here's an example of a commercial that in t now
Speaker 1: look subways having some problems lately they're being sued for
Speaker 1: not having tuned in their tuna. There's what was it?
Speaker 1: There was no chicken in their chicken. Uh? It was
Speaker 1: a Swedish lab said that that there's not enough bread
Speaker 1: in the bread because the sugar count is too high
Speaker 1: in the bread. That's not really bread, it's a pastry.
Speaker 1: So uh, you want to you want a commercial that
Speaker 1: promotes your product? Correct? Now, what is a subway sandwich?
Speaker 1: It's like sandwich, right, it's all bread, right, it's not
Speaker 1: a lot of Look, a subway is good if you're
Speaker 1: in a mood for it. I'm not bashing on subway,
Speaker 1: but they can use a good commercial. So there's a
Speaker 1: new commercial with um, uh Stephen Curry, right, Stefan f Cary. Uh,
Speaker 1: oh god, I forget her name. Um, she's a woman's
Speaker 1: uh one of the Oh god, Um, I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you what her name is. She's one of the women's
Speaker 1: soccer stars. Right, she's the one with the crazy hair. Uh.
Speaker 1: Should have had her name. I want to get her
Speaker 1: name right for this. I'm looking it up right now.
Speaker 1: Megan Rapino, Right, Megan Rapinos in the commercial. Okay, And
Speaker 1: they're talking about the menu and the great items and
Speaker 1: it's a it's a cool commercial. Then Tom Brady comes
Speaker 1: onto the commercial. He jumps in at the end. Now,
Speaker 1: Tom Brady, if you've if you know anything about him,
Speaker 1: I believe he's a vegetarian, but he also eats incredibly healthy.
Speaker 1: He's on a crazy health diet and he said he
Speaker 1: credits it as to how he lives and plays football
Speaker 1: and wins the Super Bowl in his forties. Right, he's
Speaker 1: on a crazy eating schedule. So play the clip and
Speaker 1: you tell me where this commercial goes wrong. This new
Speaker 1: turkey Kelly Fresh is incredible, leaven eat bread. It's a commercial, okay,
Speaker 1: So just get turkey. Kelly Fresh is incredible, leaven, eat bird.
Speaker 1: Step it's a commercial. Tom Brady is a vegan, kay.
Speaker 1: So first of all, there are there are sandwiches he
Speaker 1: could have been holding. He says, this chicken sandwich is incredible.
Speaker 1: So first of all, he didn't need chicken. He's vegan, okay.
Speaker 1: Second of all, Steph Carry says do you even eat bread?
Speaker 1: And Brady goes to it. It's a commercial. So what
Speaker 1: you're saying is it's okay to lie. You're right. Not
Speaker 1: only that, but Stephen Stefan Stefan Steph carry points out
Speaker 1: the fact that he's healthy and doesn't eat bread and
Speaker 1: then admits he's lying. Hey man, it's a commercial. So
Speaker 1: the writer of the commercials like, that'll be funny. We'll
Speaker 1: be like, that's a commercial, right, can you imagine I'll
Speaker 1: still a commercial going. But bro, do you don't like pizza? Dude?
Speaker 1: I'm it's a commercial for slice. Shut up like the turkey.
Speaker 1: Telly Fresh is incredible? Heavy heat Bird a commercial? Wow?
Speaker 1: How bad is that chicken? Why is he going a
Speaker 1: subway commercial? He's the healthiest guy on the planet. No,
Speaker 1: It's like it's like Derek Cheeta when he used to
Speaker 1: do commercials for UM, for Ford, he'd be in a
Speaker 1: Ford Edge. Hey, Derek Jeter, you've got an edge here,
Speaker 1: like Derek doesn't does not drive a Ford Edge. Tiger
Speaker 1: Woods doesn't drive a buerkless saber like at least make
Speaker 1: it believable like Tiger. I'm sorry, I know you're you're
Speaker 1: that's what they're But this commercial is the opposite of
Speaker 1: what those guys did. But because this is this is
Speaker 1: the admission, Well, this is Brady, this is Tom Brady
Speaker 1: being honest, and the audience knowing that he's a vegan.
Speaker 1: So you know, it's like it's almost like, you know,
Speaker 1: you mentioned you mentioned Tiger Woods. You're pointing out that
Speaker 1: bread's bad. You can't have it both ways. Then what
Speaker 1: do you want to do? Do you want to go
Speaker 1: to the route of let's lie to the audience completely
Speaker 1: and say this is good when the audience is going
Speaker 1: to call bullshit and saying that you're a vegan the
Speaker 1: same way that you're calling out Tiger Woods. Anybody shouldn't
Speaker 1: be doing it. Here's what he should have done. He
Speaker 1: shouldn't have done it back right, Tom Brady should have
Speaker 1: faded back to pass and through a perfect spiral of
Speaker 1: the chicken sandwich to Steph, who grabs the thing, goes
Speaker 1: chicken sandwich nice, right, Like do something sports e where
Speaker 1: Brady's in there, and you're like, of course Brady threw
Speaker 1: it away. He wouldn't need it, but it looks like
Speaker 1: a football pass. But he's throwing it away because in
Speaker 1: real life, the creative team, Brodie, they need Michael Schumacher,
Speaker 1: who I got to meet. By the way, I embarrassed myself.
Speaker 1: You got anything else before I tell you about Friday?
Speaker 1: I gotta run very soon. Because we're hosting that that
Speaker 1: charity event tonight. It's a run walk. Oh yeah, that's
Speaker 1: happening very soon part with Purpose. Um, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: too late by the time you hear this podcast, but
Speaker 1: oh it's a good charity. I don't mind you plugging it.
Speaker 1: But still audio. You can still go to the website
Speaker 1: donation Party with Purpose dot org and you'll see what
Speaker 1: we did tonight. Anyway, Well, you know what, now that
Speaker 1: you pull up the charity card, I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: the short story. Can I? And I just I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give you what happened at the with my computer? Can
Speaker 1: I do that? Yeah? Because you delayed this podcast. We
Speaker 1: were supposed to be recording about three hours before, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, where's here's why, Here's why I was late
Speaker 1: for the podcast. So about a year and a month
Speaker 1: and a half ago, I bought a laptop computer from
Speaker 1: my mom because she was gonna be in a rehab
Speaker 1: facility for a few days. And I was like, you
Speaker 1: know what, your iPads not good enough. I want to
Speaker 1: be able to zoom with you because I couldn't visit
Speaker 1: her because of the pandemic. I'm gonna get you a laptop.
Speaker 1: So I got her a fourteen inch HP laptop, not
Speaker 1: not expensive but nice, nice picture, nice clarity. And she
Speaker 1: used it once, I think, right. We zoomed once and
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, I don't really have a need for it.
Speaker 1: At home, I use my iPad, never use it again.
Speaker 1: So recently she's like, you know, I have this thing.
Speaker 1: You should just take it. I'm not gonna use it.
Speaker 1: I appreciate the gift, but you take it, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna use it. So I took the computer back and
Speaker 1: I and uh. I didn't use it for a couple
Speaker 1: of months, and about two weeks ago because when I'm
Speaker 1: out in my pool scary, I like to set up
Speaker 1: my iPad and I watched the Mets game while I'm
Speaker 1: in my pool, right, and I kept thinking to myself,
Speaker 1: I want a bigger screen. My iPad is like ten
Speaker 1: inches ten and f inches. I'd like something bigger screen.
Speaker 1: Then it dawned on me, I've got this laptop with
Speaker 1: a fourteen inch screen. So I've been bringing the laptop
Speaker 1: for a few days out to the pool, prop it
Speaker 1: up on a chair so it doesn't get wet, and
Speaker 1: I watched the Met game on a bigger screen. It
Speaker 1: looks great. Well because the computer has been dormant for
Speaker 1: a year. Every couple of days it's doing Windows updates, right,
Speaker 1: Windows updates updating, Windows ten Windows up Windows Update. And
Speaker 1: it says like, don't turn it off doing an update. So, uh,
Speaker 1: what's today? Tuesday? So Sunday, after my my my my
Speaker 1: daily double of hot tub pool, I leave it plugged in.
Speaker 1: And yesterday Monday, I go out to the pool my
Speaker 1: laptop and I got to turn it on because I
Speaker 1: left it on, plugged in for the updates. I opened
Speaker 1: it up and it's black, blank screen. So I I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know what, it must have just locked up in
Speaker 1: an update. I turn it off. I turned it back on.
Speaker 1: I hear the fan go on. Nothing, the screen is blank,
Speaker 1: black screen, nothing. I don't hear anything. I'm like, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: this is terrible. So I go online and it's it
Speaker 1: gives you five things to do. It says, h take
Speaker 1: the battery out and hold the power button down. Let
Speaker 1: it reset, Put the battery back in and you're good.
Speaker 1: That didn't work. Take the memory card out, put the
Speaker 1: memory card back in. That didn't work. Haul down this
Speaker 1: combination of keys that didn't work. I did everything I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to. Nothing on the screen. It's dead dead dead
Speaker 1: dead did So? I call HP today and uh they
Speaker 1: tell me you're not under warranty. You bought it in April.
Speaker 1: I say no, but I didn't give it to my
Speaker 1: mother until August and she used it once and I
Speaker 1: just started using it again. It's brand new. I haven't
Speaker 1: even downloaded a file. Yeah, you bought it in April. Sorry,
Speaker 1: more than a year. Whatever it is, you're not under warranty.
Speaker 1: I said, Well, if I go to the warranty people,
Speaker 1: do I have to pay for the warranty? Yes, you
Speaker 1: have to pay for warranty tech support. How much is it?
Speaker 1: What if they can't fix it? Well, I think you
Speaker 1: can work it out with them. They probably won't charge you,
Speaker 1: probably won't charge me. So so uh I I transfer over.
Speaker 1: I get another person from who knows where in the world,
Speaker 1: and they say, uh, yeah, we can. We can fix
Speaker 1: it for you over the phone. I said, Okay, what
Speaker 1: if it's a hardware problem. You can't fix hardware over
Speaker 1: the phone. Well, most of the time it's software. So
Speaker 1: I tell them everything I did, and they go, it
Speaker 1: could be hardware, but we have to get your credit card.
Speaker 1: We have to charge of fort nine, so I said,
Speaker 1: I said, before we can go any further, we can't
Speaker 1: give an opinion. They go, we can't. They can't say
Speaker 1: what we think it is. They won't say a word.
Speaker 1: So I said, but it's brand new. Nope, can't do it.
Speaker 1: I said, well, what happens if uh, you can't fix it?
Speaker 1: Do I get my fort nite nine the nine back? No,
Speaker 1: that's the evaluation fee. What No, I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: paying that. So I go, I'll call you back. So
Speaker 1: I call the geek Squad at best Buy. Now the
Speaker 1: Geek Squad. No one's answering the phone at best Buy.
Speaker 1: You can't talk to them. You get corporate. Corporate then
Speaker 1: tells you we don't know. The policy depends on what's
Speaker 1: wrong with it. Could be hard, so we can't tell
Speaker 1: you the price. But you can call back the store
Speaker 1: and enter this code. There's a if you want to
Speaker 1: get the geek Squad, it's a whole procedure. You gotta
Speaker 1: gett a push pound and then you gotta pushed When
Speaker 1: they said, what's the extension you put into get the
Speaker 1: geek Squad? So I get the geek Squad now keep
Speaker 1: in mind, scared, I pay two thirty five dollars for
Speaker 1: this laptop to forty maybe not all. The geek squad
Speaker 1: tells me, yeah, you bring it in because I will
Speaker 1: give me an appointment whatever, blah blah blah. I said,
Speaker 1: how much is it to look at it? A hundred
Speaker 1: dollars doubled? So I said, well, well if okay, but
Speaker 1: but if if I have to get it repaired, you
Speaker 1: put that hundred towards the repair, right, No, no, nope,
Speaker 1: everyone does that. No, we don't put it towards the repair. Well,
Speaker 1: how much does the repair? Well, uh, it's it's eighty
Speaker 1: dollars for labor plus the parts. So I said, but
Speaker 1: so now I'm a hundred eighty dollars plus parts if
Speaker 1: it's hardware and you've only paid you best I bought
Speaker 1: it from you guys. Yep, that's our policy. So geek
Speaker 1: Squad I said, nope, sorry, let me call back HP
Speaker 1: and ask them if the fifty dollars goes towards the
Speaker 1: repair and how much is it to fix the computer,
Speaker 1: because she mentioned to me we have an HP drop off.
Speaker 1: We can fix the computer for you. We have the parts,
Speaker 1: it's our computer. We guarantee we'll be able to fix it. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: So I call HP back. I go through the whole
Speaker 1: process again, Push one, push three, push two, whatever. I
Speaker 1: get the warranty department. You're not on the warranty yep, no,
Speaker 1: I know that. I know, I got it. I just
Speaker 1: want to let you know this is yep, No, I
Speaker 1: got it. So I said, if I if we can't
Speaker 1: fix it and it's not a software issue, like maybe
Speaker 1: the display burnt out, maybe it was in the sun
Speaker 1: too long, I don't know. Scary, she says to me,
Speaker 1: there's a flat rate. Whatever's wrong with it. For the
Speaker 1: flat rate, we fix it. Oh fantastic, okaych that no scary.
Speaker 1: You tell me how much does HP charge as a
Speaker 1: flat rate to fix my lapt depending on the model? Scary,
Speaker 1: five hundred or six dollars to fix it two dollar laptop.
Speaker 1: I knew you were going to scam. Is HP pulling
Speaker 1: me here? That's on top of I knew you're gonna
Speaker 1: be under order? Yeah, listen, six hundred and fifty? So
Speaker 1: what do you hun? So here's where it gets better.
Speaker 1: So I go on my Facebook page for my town
Speaker 1: and I say, can somebody recommend a local computer guy
Speaker 1: that will do a free estimate on the repair. So
Speaker 1: a bunch of people right back to me, and I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna use his real name, and they say, you
Speaker 1: gotta call Tommy. So I look on previous people asking
Speaker 1: for computer recommendations and they all say you gotta call Tommy.
Speaker 1: So I called Tommy, and Tommy is now. Keep in mind,
Speaker 1: my computer goes on, the fan goes on, the screen's
Speaker 1: not working. And by the way, I left one thing out.
Speaker 1: I did hook an HDMI cable up and tried to
Speaker 1: hook it up to the TV and that didn't work either.
Speaker 1: Nothing came out. So something is not the video card,
Speaker 1: maybe bad whatever. So I reached out to Tommy, and
Speaker 1: Tommy says, yep, I don't charge for estimates. Tell me
Speaker 1: what's wrong. You can bring the computer by. So he
Speaker 1: talks me through what to do, and he says, you know,
Speaker 1: the video card is either one of two plugs in
Speaker 1: the top left corner right. I had to cover all already.
Speaker 1: He says, one's a big one, one's a medium one,
Speaker 1: and one's a little one. One you pull out and
Speaker 1: one you lift up. He says, pull the one out
Speaker 1: that you have to pull out and lift up the
Speaker 1: other one, let him sit for thirty seconds, and put
Speaker 1: him back in. Okay, thanks Tommy, no problem. I pop
Speaker 1: it out, I put it back in. I put the thing,
Speaker 1: I flip put the little flip down. I'm done. I
Speaker 1: feel I feel like I accomplish something. He just put
Speaker 1: the battery back in and put the battery back in.
Speaker 1: I screw it down. I feel like I'm a technician.
Speaker 1: Now guess what. He goes, plug it in. Let's see
Speaker 1: if it works. I plug it in, and now the
Speaker 1: thing has no power. It won't even turn on. Ship.
Speaker 1: You're in a worse spot than you were before. I
Speaker 1: thought you a call Tommy. Everybody, no free Tommy fucked
Speaker 1: me because now my computer won't go on. Because Tommy said,
Speaker 1: pull the plug, lift the flap, put him back. That's
Speaker 1: all I did. And now it doesn't work. And now
Speaker 1: you know what he says. You know what you can do.
Speaker 1: You can sell it for parts if you want. People
Speaker 1: need parts. Fucking I've got shipped. Now I gotta sell
Speaker 1: the battery and the screen and it's all funning nothing Tommy,
Speaker 1: He's fault Tommy Dodg. Just pull the plug and put
Speaker 1: it back. Oh, he goes, you may have You may
Speaker 1: have hit the motherboard. Did you tell me I might?
Speaker 1: Did you warn me about the motherboard? And he said,
Speaker 1: ship me the plug out and put it back in.
Speaker 1: These are the same pizza. These are the same people,
Speaker 1: by the way, that recommended the testical pizza in your town. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta call Tommy. You gotta try this pizza. I
Speaker 1: called the testical pizza. Computer did so. Now, Tommy says, listen,
Speaker 1: come over my house later because he lives in town.
Speaker 1: He goes, is he gonna offer you a warm bath
Speaker 1: and reach around? I already checked him out. He's a
Speaker 1: legit computer specialist. He works in an I t death
Speaker 1: he's a good guy. I'm gonna bring the thing over
Speaker 1: there and hope he can fix what I said. He goes,
Speaker 1: I'll take a look, and I go, do you have
Speaker 1: testing a like to see? What? Where? The where they
Speaker 1: sound electricity? He says, no, what is this, Tommy the
Speaker 1: pinballll wizard deftum. Yes, show place to me. So my
Speaker 1: options are spend six hundred dollars to fix my two laptop,
Speaker 1: spend a hundred and eighty dollars plus parts at at
Speaker 1: best Buy, where I bought the thing, buy a new one,
Speaker 1: or go to Tommy and see if you at least
Speaker 1: get it to power to be continued. Yeah, so I'll
Speaker 1: let you guys know next week. What you what option
Speaker 1: I chose? This is like playing Dragon's Layer and you're
Speaker 1: trying to go down the right road and you just
Speaker 1: fucking fall dragons Layers at old school reference. I own
Speaker 1: Dragon's Labs, first major laser this game. All right, go
Speaker 1: to charity work in the meantime. Just buy an apple, please,
Speaker 1: no mucking my an apple. But I'm gonna buy some pizza.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna use a Slice app again tonight because I'm angry.
Speaker 1: I don't put hungry over Brooklyn, right, So what Brooklyn?
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, brock Brooklyn