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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame Mornings.

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Speaker 1: That's twenties. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Who am I? Hello?

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Speaker 1: Who am I talking to you? This is Jackie. Who

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Speaker 1: is it? Did I call you? Yes? You called me. Hi.

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Speaker 1: My name is Eddie. Hi. I don't think I know Eddie.

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Speaker 1: We haven't met yet. I'm one of your neighbors and

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Speaker 1: I got your phone number from Darcy. Oh I lived

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Speaker 1: down the street right, Yeah, Hi, pleasure to make your acquaintance.

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Speaker 1: I don't think we've actually met before. I apologize if

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Speaker 1: I'm speaking loudly. My hearing aid went out a little

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Speaker 1: bit ago, and so it's kind of hard for me

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Speaker 1: to hear. Let me know if I need to quiet

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Speaker 1: down a bit. Uh. No, you're fine, Eddie. What what

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Speaker 1: can I do for you? Yeah? Sorry, I'm calling you

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Speaker 1: out of the blue like this because I know that

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Speaker 1: you run the pea Patch, and so I wanted to

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Speaker 1: call and ask a few questions about some of the

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Speaker 1: plants there in the pea patch. In the pea patch, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the pea patch garden. Yes, the community garden. I've been

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Speaker 1: so because I've been walking by your house is the

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Speaker 1: closest to the community guarden. I don't know if it's

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Speaker 1: called a pea patch or not, but I've known him

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Speaker 1: as pea patches before. And I was walking by the

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Speaker 1: other day and I was like, wow, I didn't even

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Speaker 1: know we had a community garden here. And so I've

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Speaker 1: been eating these delicious avocados, and I was wondering if

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Speaker 1: from you know, who runs the pea patch, so I

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Speaker 1: can request that they, you know, get another avocado tree

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Speaker 1: down there. Are you telling me that you've been taking

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Speaker 1: my avocados? Because oh, what's my personal garden? Do you

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Speaker 1: know how expensive avocado were in the store. I thought

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Speaker 1: the score. You know, I saw a thing on Netflix

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Speaker 1: where the cartels in Mexico they fight over avocado. That's

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Speaker 1: how hard they are to come by. So imagine my

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Speaker 1: surprise when I see the pea patch right by your

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Speaker 1: house got a big ripe avocado tree. Sir, I'm telling

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Speaker 1: you right now that that is not a community garden.

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Speaker 1: That is my personal garden. That is behind a date.

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Speaker 1: How can you walk by a dated property and think

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Speaker 1: that it's part of the community garden. And that's was

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Speaker 1: my surprise when I noticed the pea patch there, I said, hoop, wow,

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Speaker 1: when did they put that up. They got a full

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Speaker 1: avocado tree with plenty of ripe coados on it, and

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Speaker 1: got a fence around it and everything. And I didn't

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Speaker 1: even see them doing construction. But then again, I don't

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Speaker 1: even understand how someone of your age, I mean, how

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Speaker 1: old are you. You sound like you're seventy and you're

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Speaker 1: telling me that you walk fifteen foot spent I feel

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Speaker 1: some avocado. Well, I was wondering why they didn't just

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Speaker 1: leave the pea patch open. You see a community garden

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Speaker 1: like that, and you're like, and you wonder why they would.

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Speaker 1: There is no pea patch. That is my garden. You're

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Speaker 1: saying that that guarden, that pea patches in a community

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Speaker 1: garden at all? That is that is correct, Eddie, that

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Speaker 1: is my personal garden. You have been stealing produce from

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Speaker 1: my personal garden. Oh boy, yeah, well, I'm certainly sorry

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Speaker 1: about that and the other stuff. I'm sorry, but what

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Speaker 1: else have you taken? What is the other stuff? Well,

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Speaker 1: because I thought it was a pea patch and a

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Speaker 1: community garden, so I was out there. I've been doing

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Speaker 1: a little gardening out there, and when nobody's around, I

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Speaker 1: just have been using I've been using my own compost. Then,

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Speaker 1: I guess I've been using that in your yard, and

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Speaker 1: you're probably not gonna like that very much. Been using

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Speaker 1: composts in my You've been taking your garbage and putting

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Speaker 1: it in my yard. Why would you use garbage for compost?

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Speaker 1: I don't understand what that means. I saw on a

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Speaker 1: show one time the human waste makes really good compost

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Speaker 1: when gardening. So I've been every night going over there

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Speaker 1: and taking a spot squatting in your yard. Why are

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Speaker 1: you taking in anybody's garden. Do not take in a

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Speaker 1: private garden, a community garden, any kind of garden. That

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Speaker 1: is disgusting. You sound like my ex wife. I wonder

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Speaker 1: she's your ex wife. You're probably taking the on the front.

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Speaker 1: Oh you know what. Also, this is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you and

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Speaker 1: your husband. Brian set you up. I'm sorry what It's

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Speaker 1: a joke. Your husband said that somebody's been stealing avocados

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Speaker 1: from your garden and you wanted us to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, well thank god that was a joke. Guy,

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