WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "The First Sign" Mail Bag 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:05.000 Kabooms. If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred 0:00:05.000 --> 0:00:08.560 minutes a week was enough, think again. He's the last 0:00:08.680 --> 0:00:12.280 remnants of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. 0:00:12.400 --> 0:00:15.360 He treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:19.120 the rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow. The clearing 0:00:19.200 --> 0:00:22.840 House of Hot takes break free for something special. The 0:00:22.880 --> 0:00:29.240 Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now, in the 0:00:29.440 --> 0:00:35.440 air everywhere, The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny Gee. 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:38.360 And in the bag? What's in the bag? We go 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:41.640 as it is time now for the Sunday edition of 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:44.720 the Fifth Hour and Danny Gee, let's jump right in. 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:48.720 No dilly dallying, no small talk. We've got mail, We've 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:52.239 got actual listener mail. We must get to this is 0:00:52.360 --> 0:00:56.240 very important. Wait, I gotta address one quick rumor though, no, no, 0:00:56.320 --> 0:00:58.959 we don't have time. No, there's no time for that day. Yeah, 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:02.760 time for one. QUI a radio rumor? I heard. I 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:06.640 heard a rumor that a New York sports station was 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:11.399 trying to have meetings with you about joining their radio team. 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:15.160 And they told you if you go with them, you 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:20.080 will be a first ballot Radio Hall of Fame yeah, 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:22.760 that all the bad radio that I have done will 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:27.640 vanish just by merely being in New York. I will 0:01:27.800 --> 0:01:30.280 I will immediately go to the Hall of Fame. Wrong, 0:01:32.720 --> 0:01:35.600 So we're lucky to have you. Thank you. Yeah, well, 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:38.080 I have done radio from Manhattan, So does that mean 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:39.600 I'm going to the Hall of Fame Because I did 0:01:39.640 --> 0:01:43.040 do multiple shows from the old w FA and studios 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:46.039 at the Queens of Stories Studio back in the day. 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:48.960 All right, but anyway, very nice, very funny, great cheap shot. 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:52.960 I love that. And the whole Derek Carr narrative all 0:01:52.960 --> 0:01:56.520 week was ridiculous, Like this guy was a bum with 0:01:56.560 --> 0:01:59.560 the Raiders and now he's a free agent. All then 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:02.320 to say, answer recruiting him? The Jets are recruiting him. 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:06.320 What are we doing? He's a he's a baseline quarterback 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:09.920 in the NFL? What the hell? Yeah, this would be 0:02:09.960 --> 0:02:13.600 like if teams were going crazy over Kirk Cousins. You're 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:16.720 middle of the pack. So and I like him, I 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:19.040 root for him. I hope he does well. But your 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:21.520 middle of the pack AFC West, do you need an 0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:25.040 elite quarterback? Yeah? All right, let's get to the to 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:27.240 the middle back. Ohio, aw strike up the band. Here 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:43.800 we go Ohio. All it's all right, very nice, and 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:46.320 these are actual letters by actual listeners. You can send 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:51.280 a question in care of Real fifth Hour at gmail 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:54.760 dot com, all letters, no numbers, Real fifth Hour at 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:57.760 gmail dot com. Or go to the Facebook page and 0:02:57.840 --> 0:03:00.640 post your private message. What won't be private people Bill 0:03:00.680 --> 0:03:05.840 see it the creepsters on Facebook. Ben Mallers Show. Ben 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:09.000 Maller Show is our Facebook page. First one comes from 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:14.120 Steve in North Augusta, South Carolina. He says last Saturday's 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:18.200 podcast was the best I loved, he said, the lost 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:21.360 key story. Who hasn't done that? He says, Ben, I 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:24.519 am a good twenty years your senior, and I can 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:27.079 tell you that that is the first sign of getting 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:32.200 on in years. No, this guy, Steve's warning me here 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:35.120 that I'm I'm doomed. It's all over now that I've 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:38.280 lost my keys. So that's the sign, he says. Danny's 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:42.280 school concert story is one we can all relate to. 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:48.560 The absolute worst child event is a swim meet. Steve says, 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:57.280 they go on and on so good, all these parents there, 0:03:57.280 --> 0:03:58.840 they want to support their kids and like get this, 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:01.600 get this crap over. It will not end, it will 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:05.520 look when your butt falls asleep on a bleacher bench. 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:08.640 That's when you know it's been way too long. H 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:12.520 Steve also says what hit home for me was the 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:16.160 story about the happiest songs. I am sure all your 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:20.039 listeners were mulling over in their minds what song made 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:24.159 them happy. Mine did not make your list. It was 0:04:24.320 --> 0:04:27.560 Here Comes the Sun by the Beatles, mainly George Harrison. 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:31.279 And then he tells this amazing story. Danny Steve tells 0:04:31.360 --> 0:04:33.279 us the story. He says, he was a fighter pilot 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:39.520 stationed in Vietnam in nineteen seventy. This town I don't 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:44.080 know how to pronounce the tuy h Oa who, but anyway, 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:47.840 it was in Vietnam, and when the word came down 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:51.479 that our tours were being cut short by about five months, 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:55.480 we cranked up that song as loud as we could 0:04:56.160 --> 0:05:01.600 get in at the squadron bar. Steve tells us that 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:04.840 when he got home, his wife told him that she 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:07.240 had done the same thing when she heard the news. 0:05:08.600 --> 0:05:10.919 How cool is that. That's like that's out of a 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:14.440 movie or something like That's very cool. And speaking of movies, 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:18.039 that story makes me think of the great Rip Robin 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:22.200 Williams Good Morning Vietnam. One of the great stories about movies, 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:26.839 about radio radio and U and Steve says he still 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:29.560 cranks that song Here Comes the Sun by the Beatles. 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:33.599 Whenever he hears that song. I he wells up in tears. 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:38.359 That is great. So he appreciated. And Steve is the 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:42.080 guy a while back, Dan, he's a big fan of 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:45.280 the Pike, as he invited me in the previous host 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:48.080 West of the four or five, he invited us to 0:05:48.080 --> 0:05:52.560 to go to the Master's golf tournament. He's in South Carolina, 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:55.760 but he's in Augusta, just you know, it crosses the 0:05:55.760 --> 0:05:59.440 state line there and so I'd love to do that 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:01.080 at some point, Steve, I don't know if the offer 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:03.120 still stands, but that would be cool. I've never been 0:06:03.200 --> 0:06:06.839 to Augusta, Georgia. That's one of those I'm not even 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:09.000 really like a huge golf fan. I played golf maybe 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:11.039 once a year, but that's one of those things like 0:06:11.800 --> 0:06:14.919 that's the end all be all the masters that I 0:06:14.960 --> 0:06:16.840 got to check that out as a sports fan at 0:06:16.880 --> 0:06:20.800 some point if you have access to it. Next up 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:23.680 on the mail bag, we have oh, look at this 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:28.760 a legend a modern medical miracle. This guy was fighting 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:32.440 for his life not that long ago. He's overcome the odds. 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:36.200 He's on the comeback trail. The great j Scoop rights 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:40.320 in looking for some help Danny, some Tinderoni tips. He said, 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:44.280 I'm about five months removed from my last relationship. He says, 0:06:44.279 --> 0:06:47.400 I chat here and there, but there's been no real 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:50.680 effort by me on the dating front yet. I know 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:56.480 my question is a moving target, but in general, he's asking, 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:58.440 this is more for you, Danny. I guess I'll chat 0:06:58.520 --> 0:07:01.120 in as well. But what's the minimum maximum amount of 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:05.479 time you should wait before dating again, specifically following a 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:10.000 lengthy relationship? Says thank you for all the support and 0:07:10.280 --> 0:07:14.240 for keeping me going with these awesome shows and a 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:19.240 podcast that is a legend. Chase Scoop proud military veteran 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:23.880 himself there and great musician, and so many people have 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:25.920 asked me about these different songs we get and a 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:29.320 lot of them came from the music stylings of Jay Scoop, 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:32.520 who was based in Seattle. Bey's back in California. So 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:35.880 any advice, Danny as the king of Tinderoni tips on 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:39.920 what Jay Scoop should do? Yeah, everybody is different when 0:07:39.920 --> 0:07:42.840 it comes to this. So really it's how you're feeling, 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:45.680 and you'll know if you're ready, because when you go 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:49.080 on a date and you're no longer thinking about the 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:53.160 last relationship you were in, then you're ready to move forward. 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:57.120 Does it take two weeks, two months, two years? Everybody 0:07:57.200 --> 0:08:01.840 is different? Well, back in my younger days, I'm so 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:03.640 old now, I guess I don't know, but I remember 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:06.000 when guys would break up and they would they would 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:10.360 immediately go a rebound highway. Danny, you know, you know 0:08:10.400 --> 0:08:13.600 what I'm saying. They go out and is he talking 0:08:13.640 --> 0:08:16.680 about casual dating like that or is he talking about, 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:20.360 like really getting into dating another girl. So he says 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:24.160 he's made no real effort to date on the dating front. 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:27.440 He does not address whether he's looking long term yeah, 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:31.000 or more of a good couple of hours, you know, 0:08:31.040 --> 0:08:35.120 a good couple hour date something like that. I think 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:38.520 we all know the answer to that. I mean, you know, yeah, 0:08:38.640 --> 0:08:42.400 men are are better at moving forward with having some fun. 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:45.160 But at the same time, if you're thinking about getting 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:48.680 into another relationship, or a girl wants some sort of 0:08:48.720 --> 0:08:51.079 commitment out of you, at least for dating only her, 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:53.480 you gotta take your time and do that when you're 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:58.600 feeling right. Next up our guy, Kyrie and okaysee this 0:08:58.640 --> 0:09:01.640 guy loves this podcast. We love him, he says, gentlemen 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:05.040 going to get to the point. Get to the point, please, 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:09.400 He says, why not have your boss on a Friday 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:15.880 interview podcast, Don Martin, I'm a man, I'm really busy, 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:19.679 my man, Kyrie says. Every time any one of you 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:23.160 guys at Fox Sports Radio impersonate him, I die laughing. 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:28.800 If not a guest at least a funny story. Uh, 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:31.520 you guys are you can? Danny g can impersonate him again? 0:09:32.360 --> 0:09:36.560 Ha ha, Mom man, thanks as always for everything you do. 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:38.920 Much love from Kyrie and okay se I wonder if 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:40.959 Don would do it? He might do it? He might, 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:44.720 he might, he might. That would be funny. Yeah, Don's 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:49.839 Don's really become a character on the Network of Don. 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:53.840 I mean, we all have our Don stories. He's Yeah, 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:57.400 he's bigger than life. He's partially a cartoon character. Is 0:09:57.400 --> 0:10:00.720 actually a very good businessman and and help I know 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:02.320 he's helped the company a lot over the years. We 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:04.520 goof on him, but he's mad. He's made a lot 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:07.800 of money for the company. That's why he's a great broadcaster. 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:10.840 And if you've ever heard the Petros and Money show 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:16.199 on AM five seventy LA Sports, they impersonate him often 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:20.120 as well, so you'll hear Petro say, my man, your 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:26.160 radio legend, my man. Well, I only see Don to 0:10:26.280 --> 0:10:28.480 be young. I only see him once or twice a year. 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:31.160 I do the overnight show. And the only way I 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:34.439 would see him is I get in trouble. Usually every 0:10:34.440 --> 0:10:37.240 couple of years or every year my contract comes up. 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:39.160 There's either an option or I have to negotiate a 0:10:39.200 --> 0:10:41.720 new contract, which is really not a lot of negotiation, 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:44.040 but that's when I see Don. And so then when 0:10:44.040 --> 0:10:46.760 I see Don's it's like a It's supposed to be 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:50.200 a half hour or an hour meeting, and it's like 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:54.199 three and a half four hours. You guys tell radio 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:57.080 stories to each other. Yeah, we're just nerding out, you know, 0:10:57.280 --> 0:11:00.800 because we I've worked for Don in one form or another, 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:05.720 for you know, local radio, and then you know, he's 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:07.720 been the boss at Fox Sports Radio for probably about 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:10.800 I don't know, ten years plus, maybe something like that. 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:15.720 But I've known Don for well over twenty years, so 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:18.480 and I've met with him off and on and so 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:21.080 we know all the same people, we've lived in the 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:25.560 same circles, and so we talk about what has happened. 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:29.160 We also spent like half the conversation is is so 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:31.640 and so alive? What happened to him? What market is 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:34.560 this guy working in? You know? Or you remember that 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:36.760 bit we did back in the nineties that we can't 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:40.000 do now because times have changed, And so we talk 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:43.120 about that. Then we talk about our families and everything's 0:11:43.160 --> 0:11:45.280 going on with that, and then we say what's going 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:47.880 to happen, you know, five years from now or ten 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:50.080 years from now in radio, like we go through that 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:53.920 part of the conversation with Don. But yeah, he is 0:11:54.200 --> 0:11:57.840 so easy to impersonate, even someone like me that has 0:11:57.840 --> 0:12:02.880 no ability impersonating anybody. Un we can go down there. 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:08.760 It's it's just absolutely wonderful. I'd be willing to put 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:11.440 Don on for you know, half hour, he'd do it, 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:13.200 he don I need to make the company some money, 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:15.280 my man, Come on now, give me give me some 0:12:15.320 --> 0:12:17.880 good stories, my man. If you stay on the path 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:20.199 that you have been on right now, my man, you 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:23.840 could be the next Dan Patrick. I could have millions 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:27.240 of dollars, my man. You know, I have told Don 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:28.680 I don't know if I should say this on the podcast, 0:12:28.720 --> 0:12:31.720 but when I've been to goostending of the contract, I 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:34.800 pointed out, like, you know, George Nori over there at 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:38.000 Coast to Coast, right down the hall, he's doing pretty, 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:40.040 he's doing better than me. He's driving a better car 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:42.240 than me. And then Don has to explain, well, my man, 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:44.280 that show has been on longer than you've been alive, 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:48.959 and art Belt built that show and now anyway, next up, 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:52.160 Terry from England writes in on the mail bag. He says, hey, 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:55.960 guys at Radio Row, did you talk to Tony Bruno? Yes? 0:12:56.760 --> 0:12:58.600 I did have a chance to catch up with Tony. 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:02.080 I love Tony and he was hustling he and Tony's 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:05.400 so popular that everyone's trying to get Tony on their 0:13:05.480 --> 0:13:08.400 podcast and their you know, radio shows, and a lot 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:11.640 of the Philly radio guys that were there we're trying 0:13:11.640 --> 0:13:13.760 to get Tony. So he was bouncing between shows. But 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:16.880 we did catch up Tony and he told me what's 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:19.720 going on with him. We caught up. He survived that 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:22.560 big storm in Florida. He lost his motor home in 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:25.400 the hurricane. He just moved to Florida not that long ago, 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:29.720 and he had some medical issues last year, and he 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:32.439 said that he'd he had heard that we had Angelo 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:36.600 Cataldi on this podcast, and he said that he heard, Uh, 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:38.680 you know, I said, we said some good things about 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:41.400 Tony and so he appreciated that. He he thanked me 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:44.920 for that, and we said our hellos and our good byes, 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:48.480 and and I hopefully I'll see him next year in Vegas. 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:51.200 So it was it was great to see Tony. A 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:55.080 big fan, huge fan of dude. Yeah, good radio guy, 0:13:55.200 --> 0:14:00.240 a legend in the business. Scott from northern Kentucky and 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:03.880 he says, hey, Ben and Danny Gee, Ben, we are 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:07.120 about the same age. Who was your first celebrity crush 0:14:07.240 --> 0:14:10.800 growing up? The first one that was just hot to you? 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:17.200 I loved Morgan Fairchild also Ginger or mary Ann. Yeah, 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:20.280 so more of a Ginger than Mary Ann. Fan The 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:23.320 one that I loved, and I guess I was probably 0:14:23.320 --> 0:14:25.560 in high school. Maybe I don't know. It was Pamela 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:29.960 Anderson back in her in her prime days were okay, 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:32.160 it was amazing. That was That was a big one 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:34.840 for me. But there were others. What about you, Danny 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:38.240 An he was it wonder Woman. Oh no, I would 0:14:38.240 --> 0:14:42.200 say Tiffany Amberthson from Saved by the Bell. Not bad, 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:46.600 not bad. You know that was good that that cat 0:14:46.680 --> 0:14:50.640 Woman in bat I liked the Batman with Adam West. 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:53.440 Every once in a while they put catwoman on that 0:14:53.600 --> 0:14:56.600 cat suit was just amazing. Oh. I loved when Halle 0:14:56.600 --> 0:15:01.480 Berry played that movie role. That's quite the outfit. That's yeah. 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:05.480 So that's the way to go. But thanks Nick, or 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:08.280 thank you Scott rather Nick in Wisconsin is next, he says, 0:15:08.320 --> 0:15:12.280 Ben and Danny movie edition. One has to go forever 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:18.440 Action comedy, horror or porn. He says, ps, your wives 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:21.720 are not listening, so don't be scared. Okay, so you 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:24.440 have to get rid of one. Well that's easy for 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:28.200 me because I mean, I'm not a big horror guy. 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:32.720 I just I love comedy. I love you take horror guys. 0:15:32.800 --> 0:15:36.600 You're talking about porn. No, no, no, I enjoyed No no, no, 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:41.880 I'm all ror. Okay. No, although horn is not, I 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:45.560 feel like that business is struggling because no one's paying 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:48.640 for it, and a lot of the top performers in 0:15:48.720 --> 0:15:51.160 porn are now working on their own. They're like mom 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:54.280 and pop, Mom and pop porn shops with these fan 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:57.000 only pages or only fans, whatever it is. I was 0:15:57.080 --> 0:15:59.000 just gonna yeah, I was just gonna say, I think 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:02.880 what's popular now more than back in the day. It's 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:07.160 like amateur videos and like real couples and stuff like 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:12.200 that rather than quote unquote porn stars, because they do 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:16.040 like a lot of hard slamming stuff that's nasty and 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:19.000 they look kind of beat up and nasty. So I 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:23.080 think that's something of the past now, So you'd get 0:16:23.160 --> 0:16:25.840 rid of porn, But then the only fans is well, no, 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:31.480 I would get rid of like the hardcore porn star stuff. Yeah, 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:34.040 like the girls that just look beat up and ran through. 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:37.040 Just think Ron Jeremy had so much sex. He's now 0:16:37.240 --> 0:16:39.920 like he's in a hospital, like an institution. The poor 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:43.680 guy all ran jew wild. I mean yeah, well, based 0:16:43.680 --> 0:16:47.480 on the allegations against him. Yeah, no, I know, I 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:50.960 feel sorry for him. I mean, do you think that's 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:54.080 too much sex or I think, oh, that's good question. 0:16:54.520 --> 0:16:56.040 We were kids and they said, you know, you gotta 0:16:56.040 --> 0:16:58.720 be careful if you do too much. I was just 0:16:58.800 --> 0:17:01.760 gonna say the first time we had sex, our parents 0:17:01.800 --> 0:17:04.800 guilted us into thinking we were gonna die right away afterward, 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:09.240 exactly immediately. That's it. It's over. Yeah, you're done. Balls 0:17:09.240 --> 0:17:11.720 are gonna fall off right now, it's done. I was 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:14.119 so worried the first time I ever made out with 0:17:14.160 --> 0:17:16.440 a girl when I was in I don't know, I 0:17:16.440 --> 0:17:19.119 guess it was ninth grade. I really thought I was 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:21.840 gonna die. I was like, what disease am I gonna get? 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:24.359 Did you think like I did that just by kissing 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:26.200 a girl, she was gonna get pregnant? Did you think 0:17:26.200 --> 0:17:29.520 that that? No you did not, No, I didn't think that. 0:17:29.560 --> 0:17:32.200 But I thought for sure I was gonna get some 0:17:32.240 --> 0:17:35.920 sort of disease because my mom hammered it into our 0:17:35.960 --> 0:17:39.520 heads that you're gonna die. You're gonna die, disease is diseases, diseases, 0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:44.440 You're gonna die. Yeah. Unfortunately, as I've said many times, 0:17:44.520 --> 0:17:46.920 the women made sure I did not have many opportunities 0:17:46.960 --> 0:17:50.320 to partake in any of that. So thank you ladies. 0:17:51.119 --> 0:17:53.800 At the time, I was very upset. Ozzie was from 0:17:53.840 --> 0:17:56.119 Western Australia, rights in on the mail back. He says, Hey, 0:17:56.160 --> 0:17:59.560 big Ben and the man Daddy g radio. So a 0:17:59.600 --> 0:18:01.880 couple of weeks ago, you guys asked me a couple 0:18:01.880 --> 0:18:05.719 of questions. So in regard to the knife. The knife 0:18:05.720 --> 0:18:09.639 one that's a big no, as it is illegal to 0:18:09.720 --> 0:18:15.280 carry a knife like Crocodile Dundee whats Yeah, anywhere in 0:18:15.320 --> 0:18:18.199 Australia not allowed to do it. The hat one I 0:18:18.280 --> 0:18:21.400 do have, he said, he does have that hat, which 0:18:21.480 --> 0:18:26.119 is an AZZI made a hat for working outside. And 0:18:26.160 --> 0:18:29.800 when I helped the brother in law on the farm. Oh, 0:18:29.840 --> 0:18:32.720 and he sent a picture here. Oh, very nice. He's 0:18:32.760 --> 0:18:34.440 got a photo of him and his daughter here. That's 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:38.040 very very cool. She's a good looking kid there. And 0:18:38.640 --> 0:18:42.679 the only problem I had Ozzy was says with the 0:18:42.760 --> 0:18:46.479 movie Crocodile Dundee is I don't know anyone that drinks 0:18:46.560 --> 0:18:54.080 fosters as it tastes like piss. Maybe Doc Michael will 0:18:54.160 --> 0:18:56.720 like it. But I do have questions for you guys. 0:18:56.720 --> 0:19:01.240 What is the funniest sporting play you have ever? I 0:19:01.400 --> 0:19:04.199 know a hard oh sports one bad job by me 0:19:04.359 --> 0:19:07.479 from Ozzi Waz. Yeah, so I'm trying to think off 0:19:07.520 --> 0:19:11.840 the top of my head. The funniest, well, yeah, the funniest, well, 0:19:12.040 --> 0:19:14.160 I don't know if the ball bouncing off of Jose 0:19:14.320 --> 0:19:18.639 Conseco's head well, yeah, yeah, but witnessed We watched that 0:19:18.720 --> 0:19:23.119 on TV. The funniest one that I can recall, and 0:19:23.119 --> 0:19:25.560 it's really not so much by the play that happened, 0:19:26.320 --> 0:19:31.600 it's the reaction after. This is the nineteen nineties Philadelphia Phillies. 0:19:31.640 --> 0:19:33.119 This was a pretty good team. They got to the 0:19:33.119 --> 0:19:35.600 World Series after they had gone to the World Series 0:19:36.040 --> 0:19:39.240 a couple of years after. Jim for Goosie, who passed 0:19:39.280 --> 0:19:42.080 away a few years back, was the manager. For Goosie 0:19:42.160 --> 0:19:44.760 was a firebrand. He was a hot hit right and 0:19:44.840 --> 0:19:48.240 he was a grizzled old baseball man. And the Phillies 0:19:48.280 --> 0:19:51.440 had this infield name Kim Batiste. I'll never forget his name. 0:19:51.760 --> 0:19:54.560 He was playing third base and there was a line 0:19:54.640 --> 0:19:57.280 drive that hit him right in the right in the 0:19:57.480 --> 0:20:00.479 in the dick and it was a dick shot. And 0:20:01.040 --> 0:20:03.439 so we're in we're in the visitors locker room at 0:20:03.440 --> 0:20:06.719 Dodger Stadium, in the manager's office and for Ghosie's office, 0:20:07.240 --> 0:20:10.720 and one of the Philadelphia writers out from the I 0:20:10.760 --> 0:20:15.680 think it was the Inquirer, asked he asked him for Goosie. 0:20:16.000 --> 0:20:20.200 He said, Jim, How's how's Batist doing? And for Goosie 0:20:20.240 --> 0:20:24.680 without pausing, looked at this writer and said, I don't know, 0:20:24.880 --> 0:20:26.919 you know, Frank or whatever. The guys he got hit 0:20:27.000 --> 0:20:29.240 in the dick, you know, he got hit in the nuts. 0:20:29.320 --> 0:20:30.560 What do you what do you think? How do you 0:20:30.600 --> 0:20:32.639 think he's doing? He wasn't warning a cup, you know, 0:20:35.840 --> 0:20:38.800 it was just the timing on what for? Ghostie said 0:20:38.920 --> 0:20:43.639 in my head was hilarious. And uh that that is 0:20:43.680 --> 0:20:46.560 one of the funniest things that I ever witnessed with 0:20:46.680 --> 0:20:49.760 my my own eye. I mean there's other blooperd things 0:20:49.800 --> 0:20:52.399 that It's like a scene out of a Major League 0:20:52.480 --> 0:20:55.560 Baseball movie. Oh yeah, it was great. And I was 0:20:55.600 --> 0:20:57.199 a young guy and I was like, this is the 0:20:57.240 --> 0:20:59.320 funniest thing. He said, what do you do you think 0:20:59.320 --> 0:21:06.639 he's doing? He got in the balls? All right? Next 0:21:06.720 --> 0:21:12.000 up is from Pair waiting for the Key k Hernandez 0:21:12.040 --> 0:21:14.760 shortstop here to begin in Boston. Oh my god, have 0:21:14.800 --> 0:21:19.920 the Red Sox fallen apart? Dandy? Holy canoli on that? Anyway? 0:21:20.280 --> 0:21:24.560 He says, the Massachusetts Lottery recently released a fifty dollars 0:21:24.560 --> 0:21:27.960 scratcher ticket. My question to the two of you, gentlemen, 0:21:28.080 --> 0:21:31.880 is a do you buy scratcher tickets? All officer scratch 0:21:31.920 --> 0:21:35.960 off and b if you do, what is the biggest 0:21:36.000 --> 0:21:39.600 amount you would spend on a single ticket, choose your 0:21:39.640 --> 0:21:43.240 words wisely, Ben, Your answer could lead to many more 0:21:43.359 --> 0:21:48.320 nicknames like Benny the Big Spender, Benny big Bucks for example. Yeah. 0:21:48.680 --> 0:21:50.320 Remember a few years ago, I think you were part 0:21:50.320 --> 0:21:52.280 of the show, Danny, when we had listeners sending us 0:21:52.320 --> 0:21:55.080 lottery tickets. I was just gonna tell you that that's 0:21:55.119 --> 0:21:58.639 the only time I've had scratch off tickets. We had 0:21:59.040 --> 0:22:02.399 that really nice listener who would send a big stock 0:22:02.480 --> 0:22:05.399 of them to the winner of book M the NFL 0:22:05.480 --> 0:22:08.840 book them. Yeah, it was great two years in a row. 0:22:09.240 --> 0:22:12.840 I am a two time NFL Book Them champion, back 0:22:12.880 --> 0:22:16.240 to back years, by the way, and so I got 0:22:16.280 --> 0:22:18.960 to scratch those tickets two years in a row. Yeah, 0:22:18.960 --> 0:22:22.000 these were very expensive. So I don't think you should 0:22:22.000 --> 0:22:24.720 spend too much on scratcher tickets. They claim the prizes 0:22:24.720 --> 0:22:27.200 are bigger, But I do like scratcher tickets. I don't 0:22:27.200 --> 0:22:30.600 play the lottery that much because I've been My dad 0:22:30.640 --> 0:22:32.480 loved the lottery. I should what I should do is 0:22:32.520 --> 0:22:34.879 on his birthday every year, I should buy a lottery ticket. 0:22:34.880 --> 0:22:36.600 That's what I should do. It on to my dad. Yeah, 0:22:36.640 --> 0:22:39.760 that's a good idea. Maybe I'll do that, but yeah, 0:22:39.800 --> 0:22:42.240 you know, five bucks is five to ten bucks is 0:22:42.280 --> 0:22:44.000 the most, and I don't I think i'd go as 0:22:44.080 --> 0:22:45.800 cheap as you can get. I don't even know how 0:22:45.840 --> 0:22:47.800 much the cheapest lottery tickets they still have the one 0:22:47.840 --> 0:22:50.119 dollar tickets still or is it more than that. I 0:22:50.160 --> 0:22:53.000 don't know, because I have a record going. You've never 0:22:53.040 --> 0:22:56.119 purchased a cup of coffee for yourself. Yeah, you've never 0:22:56.240 --> 0:22:59.440 paid for a role of sushi, that's true. I have 0:22:59.600 --> 0:23:03.200 never span a penny on a lottery ticket. Oh all right, 0:23:03.400 --> 0:23:06.240 well there you go. It is a stupid tax, but 0:23:06.320 --> 0:23:09.639 it's fun, and so I understand why people do it. 0:23:09.680 --> 0:23:12.840 And I like the scratcher ticket more than powerball. If 0:23:12.880 --> 0:23:15.879