1 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:18,080 Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. Kenny's The Jesse Kelly Show. 2 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:23,000 Speaker 1: Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday. 3 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:26,759 Speaker 1: All kinds of wonderful things this hour, from regifting to 4 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 1: serious things. We're talking about Somali's sauce people, all that 5 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:34,800 Speaker 1: and so much more coming up in the final hour 6 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,600 Speaker 1: of The Jesse Kelly Show. I wanted to touch on 7 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:40,960 Speaker 1: something quick first because I brought it up yesterday just 8 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 1: for the little background. Animal Farm was a book written 9 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:50,720 Speaker 1: by George Orwell. Orwell was not some hardcore righty freedom fighter, 10 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 1: by the way, but Orwell also understood how truly evil 11 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:59,760 Speaker 1: and sick Soviet Communism was, and he wrote Animal Farm 12 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:04,800 Speaker 1: to condemn Soviet Communism. And this is all written down, 13 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:09,920 Speaker 1: well documented. There's a new Animal Farm movie coming out 14 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:12,560 Speaker 1: by Angel Studios. We'll good to that in a moment. 15 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:16,400 Speaker 1: There's a new Animal Farm movie coming out, and they're 16 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:21,600 Speaker 1: already printing articles about how they essentially flip the story 17 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:26,680 Speaker 1: on its head again, completely subversive. Now, this one's an 18 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:30,920 Speaker 1: indictment of capitalism, right, So they took something that was 19 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:34,760 Speaker 1: supposed to make communism look bad and of course twisted it. 20 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:37,800 Speaker 1: Now it's supposed to indict capitalism. And I got this 21 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 1: email Bronco Jesse. I just heard you say that the 22 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:44,840 Speaker 1: new animated version of Animal Farm subverts the original book 23 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:49,800 Speaker 1: and makes capitalism to be evil. This blew my mind 24 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 1: because I was looking forward to seeing it because it's 25 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:57,200 Speaker 1: from Angel Studios. Everything I've seen from them has been good, 26 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:01,280 Speaker 1: and I've considered them to be trustworthy. Does this mean 27 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 1: Angel Studios has been infiltrated by communists? Says his name 28 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 1: is Dave, all right, so I don't know if Angel 29 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:16,040 Speaker 1: Studios has been infiltrated by communists yet. So let's pause 30 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:19,080 Speaker 1: for a moment. That doesn't take away the fact that 31 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:26,560 Speaker 1: Angel Studios has made good, wholesome, family worthy movies. Right, 32 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:31,760 Speaker 1: that's one. Here's what has happened in Hollywood in recent years. 33 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,160 Speaker 1: Let's just talk briefly about the business model, because I 34 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:39,720 Speaker 1: know you've seen this. Hollywood was it's been left since 35 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:43,640 Speaker 1: the sixties, right, it's been left. But in recent years 36 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 1: they've gone all in on the communism. And this is 37 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,520 Speaker 1: honestly in large part to all the DEI efforts. If 38 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:56,240 Speaker 1: you're a normal saying certainly white male, you are unhireable. 39 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:59,240 Speaker 1: So they go hire as many race communists in women 40 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 1: as they possibly can, and everything they put out is 41 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:07,360 Speaker 1: wretched slop, with stupid female superheroes doing super doing flip 42 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:12,040 Speaker 1: kits a a tranny person in every TV show. It's horrible. 43 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:16,919 Speaker 1: It's been horrible. Okay, you got all that. Hollywood has 44 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:20,960 Speaker 1: a problem. Normal people caught on to it, and they 45 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:25,320 Speaker 1: don't want to go. They started gaying up every single 46 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,160 Speaker 1: thing I told you about that movie. I think it 47 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:30,120 Speaker 1: was Super Pets or DC Pets. I went to like 48 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,519 Speaker 1: five minutes into the movie, there's two lesbians in the park. 49 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 1: This is a communist kids movie. They can't help themselves. 50 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 1: Everything has to be communist propaganda. Coinciding with that, as 51 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:46,760 Speaker 1: people stop going to the movies, we saw the rise 52 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:51,040 Speaker 1: of what would be considered more traditional, maybe even right wing, 53 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 1: depending on how you wanted to put it. Put it 54 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:56,600 Speaker 1: movies and movie studios. We'll make this about kind of 55 00:03:56,680 --> 00:04:01,480 Speaker 1: Christian movies. I would say ten years ago Hollywood would 56 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 1: still put out a Christian movie or two, And if 57 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 1: you're being honest with yourself, they were freaking garbage, horrible movies. 58 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:14,000 Speaker 1: Why it was no budget. There was no budget for 59 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:17,280 Speaker 1: the movie, so you can't hire great writers, you can't 60 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 1: hire great directors, you can't hire great actors. You go 61 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,480 Speaker 1: grab this guy, that guy, and that guy and cobble 62 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:26,920 Speaker 1: together some motley crew and put out a movie, admittedly 63 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:32,760 Speaker 1: with usually a pretty wonderful message. But the movie was garbage, garbage. 64 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:36,000 Speaker 1: I know this because I was at those movies. Ah me. 65 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:39,120 Speaker 1: We took the boys of those movies crap, total crap, 66 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:44,440 Speaker 1: and we noticed something. Over the last ten years, they're 67 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:51,719 Speaker 1: getting better and better and better and better. What's happened now? 68 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:54,119 Speaker 1: You got that it's quaid in these things and stuff 69 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:59,280 Speaker 1: like that. What is happening, well, something wonderful and can 70 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:04,080 Speaker 1: be terrible people, even though the movies were not top quality. 71 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:08,160 Speaker 1: They want to go to the movies with their kids, 72 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:12,159 Speaker 1: with their friends, with a girlfriend, with somebody. Right, people 73 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 1: like to go to the movies. Certainly Americans like to. 74 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:15,360 Speaker 2: Go to the movies. 75 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,640 Speaker 1: If every other movie in the theater is going to 76 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,960 Speaker 1: be a gaate up bunch of COMMI slop nonsense. I 77 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:27,159 Speaker 1: just won't go. If you sprinkle out some movie with 78 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:30,279 Speaker 1: a good message, I'll take the family, I'll bite the bullet, 79 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:34,280 Speaker 1: I'll go. These movies started making money. They didn't cost 80 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:37,760 Speaker 1: a lot to make, and they started making nice amounts 81 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:43,040 Speaker 1: of money. What's the result, More money starts coming in. Now. 82 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:48,479 Speaker 1: Let's say Let's say I'm a Christian director and I 83 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:52,000 Speaker 1: get a movie script about some wonderful story, about redemption, 84 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:55,280 Speaker 1: story someone finds Jesus. You know how it always goes well, 85 00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:58,839 Speaker 1: I have to go get somebody to pay me to 86 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:00,960 Speaker 1: produce it. I have to go find people to produce it. 87 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:05,279 Speaker 1: My pool of people is very, very small. If I'm 88 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:07,960 Speaker 1: just trying to push out a good message. If I'm 89 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:11,640 Speaker 1: trying to make money, my pool gets significantly larger. I 90 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:14,960 Speaker 1: go sit in front of a producer, let's call him 91 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:18,400 Speaker 1: Jewish producer Chris. He's got a bunch of money. Doesn't 92 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:20,280 Speaker 1: really agree with my movie or whatever, but you don't 93 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:22,359 Speaker 1: think give a crap. It's about money. So I go 94 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,320 Speaker 1: sit down in front of Chris and say, hey, Chris, 95 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,800 Speaker 1: got this script, great script. I have Dennis Quaid lined up, 96 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:30,320 Speaker 1: I have this, I have that. Look at what my 97 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:33,880 Speaker 1: last four movies. Look at what they made, Chris, can 98 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:36,680 Speaker 1: I have thirty forty to fifty million dollars to make 99 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:39,839 Speaker 1: a movie. Chris looks at the bottom line and says, yeah, sure, 100 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:44,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna make all my money back. Go ahead, But 101 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:48,560 Speaker 1: with that comes a danger, and there's a lesson in 102 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:52,800 Speaker 1: this for all of us, myself included very much. So 103 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:59,400 Speaker 1: maybe that fifty million dollars from Chris comes with a 104 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:04,720 Speaker 1: couple strings. Maybe they're even suggestions, maybe they're flat out demands. Sure, sure, 105 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:08,880 Speaker 1: here's your fifty million dollars. Go hire Dennis Quaid. But 106 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:13,400 Speaker 1: I have a daughter, well actually she's my son. Now. 107 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:16,440 Speaker 1: She went and already had the surgery. Her name's Trina. 108 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:20,640 Speaker 1: She loves to write movies. She fancies herself as a 109 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:25,120 Speaker 1: movie writer. I would like her to have final approval 110 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:28,360 Speaker 1: on the script for your new Christian movie. Anyway you 111 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:33,800 Speaker 1: want my fifty million dollars, Trina comes with it. Now 112 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,360 Speaker 1: you have a decision to make. If you're that director. 113 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,840 Speaker 1: You can make a fifty million dollar budget movie with 114 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:42,680 Speaker 1: Dennis Quaid and movie stars, or you can go back 115 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:46,080 Speaker 1: to the days of scrapping and scraping and try to 116 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:49,840 Speaker 1: make a low budget pile of crap. I'm not at 117 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:52,600 Speaker 1: all saying that happen with Angel Studios. I don't know 118 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:57,160 Speaker 1: the behind the scenes stuff on this, but that oftentimes 119 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:03,600 Speaker 1: is how not just movie studios, people businesses. They get 120 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:09,520 Speaker 1: corrupted by that, and it's easy to understand the why 121 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:16,880 Speaker 1: and the how. It's just it's human nature. I told 122 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:19,679 Speaker 1: you this story before. I think I told it once. 123 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:25,440 Speaker 1: This was not long ago. People you see on social media, 124 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:28,960 Speaker 1: people with big platforms, maybe even big podcasts and stuff 125 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:35,320 Speaker 1: like that, they are oftentimes paid to have a specific opinion. 126 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:37,720 Speaker 1: It's not that they think it or believe it. They're 127 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:41,760 Speaker 1: paid to have that opinion by interests of various kinds, 128 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:46,120 Speaker 1: domestic and foreign interests. And because I have this national 129 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:49,360 Speaker 1: show and I it's a big platform, I had somebody 130 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,839 Speaker 1: who I know reach out to me. I read you 131 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:53,560 Speaker 1: the message. I'm not going to dig it up right now. 132 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:56,959 Speaker 1: It said, hey, I represent a bunch of firms. He 133 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:01,440 Speaker 1: did not say who they were, their interest in partnering 134 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:07,480 Speaker 1: with you on essentially campaigns going forward. So I would 135 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:10,720 Speaker 1: come on, maybe it'd be on social media, maybe it 136 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:13,760 Speaker 1: would be on here, and I might say something to 137 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:19,480 Speaker 1: the effect of, you know what's a really underrated place? Qatar? Man, 138 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:24,720 Speaker 1: I'm a huge guitar fan. That country is pretty frigging cool. 139 00:09:25,679 --> 00:09:27,679 Speaker 1: You've never heard me say a word about Katar. I 140 00:09:27,679 --> 00:09:29,920 Speaker 1: don't give a crap about Qatar. I know they fund 141 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:33,280 Speaker 1: a lot of terrorism, kind of a dirtball country. But 142 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:36,360 Speaker 1: if I said that, you would have no idea because 143 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:39,400 Speaker 1: I wouldn't put a disclaimer on it. Yeah, Katar just 144 00:09:39,559 --> 00:09:41,960 Speaker 1: wrote me a fifty thousand dollars check to say that 145 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:45,000 Speaker 1: on the air. I didn't even respond to the guy. 146 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,160 Speaker 1: I didn't decline it and say yes, I didn't even respond. 147 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:49,840 Speaker 1: My opinions are not for sale. I have stupid opinions 148 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:56,840 Speaker 1: for free. But it tells you how easily that can happen. Right, 149 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,960 Speaker 1: And what if it was I'd never asked the price, 150 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:01,400 Speaker 1: By the way, what if it was a million dollars, 151 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,079 Speaker 1: but I don't know what they were offering. What if 152 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,640 Speaker 1: it was what if it was a million dollars? Hey, Jesse, 153 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:11,200 Speaker 1: a million dollars And all we need you to say 154 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:15,280 Speaker 1: is you love Brussels sprouts. Now, everybody knows I hate 155 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:19,440 Speaker 1: vegetables and I hate brussel sprouts. But a million dollars, 156 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,960 Speaker 1: A million dollars is a lot of cheddar cheese, right, 157 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:29,840 Speaker 1: million dollars, first class eating steaks, fancy hotels. You see 158 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:34,839 Speaker 1: how it can happen. Money, Money corrupts man, what is 159 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,760 Speaker 1: that verse? Love of money is the root of all 160 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:42,160 Speaker 1: kinds of evil? Now, what if they were offering it 161 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,760 Speaker 1: in gold? Now, that would be tempting, especially because cold 162 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:49,160 Speaker 1: gold just hit another high yesterday. Of course gold keeps 163 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:53,199 Speaker 1: hitting highs. It keeps hitting highs because Nation States keep 164 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:56,480 Speaker 1: buying up gold and silver, and Nation States keep buying 165 00:10:56,559 --> 00:10:59,960 Speaker 1: up gold and silver, inflect dept depleting their own currents 166 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:03,400 Speaker 1: reserves because they believe that is the wave of the future. 167 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:06,120 Speaker 1: Now if they believe that if China is buying every 168 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,640 Speaker 1: ounce of gold, they can get their Chinese hands on. 169 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,240 Speaker 1: What do you think you should be doing with your retirement? 170 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,120 Speaker 1: You think maybe it would be a good idea to 171 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:17,520 Speaker 1: get some gold or silver in there. Gold Coat will 172 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:22,120 Speaker 1: do it for you. 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We'll be back the 180 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:56,400 Speaker 1: Jesse Chilly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show, and you 181 00:11:56,480 --> 00:12:00,560 Speaker 1: can't email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com, oracle. 182 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:04,280 Speaker 1: What are your thoughts on regifting? Last year, my brother 183 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:07,640 Speaker 1: regifted my present to him to our cousin, so I 184 00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:10,719 Speaker 1: put his truck or put his truck on Jack's and 185 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:17,080 Speaker 1: emptied the air and his tires. Oh all right, I'll 186 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:24,360 Speaker 1: tell you something right now. Aub and I we have 187 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:30,520 Speaker 1: a regifting stash. It's not that I'm okay with regifting. 188 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,440 Speaker 1: I have in my home. I don't know where she 189 00:12:34,559 --> 00:12:41,160 Speaker 1: keeps it, an entire box of stuff that can be regifted. 190 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:46,760 Speaker 1: I am a regifting master. Don't shake your head, Chris. 191 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,280 Speaker 1: I believe it is good and right. I don't want 192 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:53,320 Speaker 1: to be wasteful. What's more appropriate for me to just 193 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,040 Speaker 1: set it on my shelf, to collect dust or throw 194 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,440 Speaker 1: it away. It's not like I open it and play 195 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,160 Speaker 1: with it for a while and then hand it to 196 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,600 Speaker 1: somebody someone else. May you have a use for it? 197 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:08,679 Speaker 1: What Chris? Chris said, as are we talking like a 198 00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:10,720 Speaker 1: birthday gift or a one off gift? No? No, no, 199 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:16,599 Speaker 1: for all occasions. If it's what Chris, If it's a Birthday, Christmas, 200 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:20,600 Speaker 1: whenever there is an occasion where I need to give 201 00:13:20,679 --> 00:13:24,880 Speaker 1: somebody a gift. It's not the last stop. It's the 202 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:32,560 Speaker 1: first stop, the regifting box. It's beautiful. Now there is 203 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:36,439 Speaker 1: a danger, a danger, and you know exactly what the 204 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,400 Speaker 1: danger is. You probably already know what I'm gonna say. 205 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:43,640 Speaker 1: If you forget who gave you the gift and you 206 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:48,000 Speaker 1: give back to them the gift they gave you, then 207 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:52,240 Speaker 1: you are exposed on a couple different levels. You're exposed 208 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:55,320 Speaker 1: that you hated the gift they gave you. You are 209 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:58,719 Speaker 1: exposed that you are a regifter. That's why you don't 210 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,960 Speaker 1: want to tell anybody you're a gift regifter. You want 211 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:05,160 Speaker 1: to make sure you keep that quiet. But the closest 212 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:09,760 Speaker 1: I came to running into that was I had this 213 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:13,520 Speaker 1: is after my dad died. One of my neighbors I'm 214 00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:16,800 Speaker 1: friends with. He he doesn't know that I don't really 215 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:21,040 Speaker 1: drink much anymore, but he brought me a six pack 216 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:24,040 Speaker 1: of Guinness beer. Six pack of Guinness beer. This is 217 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,720 Speaker 1: a cool thing to do, right, It's nice. It's a 218 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:29,080 Speaker 1: nice gesture. Now I don't drink much anymore, and I 219 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,520 Speaker 1: don't drink Guinness. I hate Guinness. It's just I've never 220 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,480 Speaker 1: I've never been a Guinness guy. You're a Guinness guy, Chris, 221 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:36,080 Speaker 1: I don't like anyway. Brings me a six pack of Guinness. 222 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:41,520 Speaker 1: I don't drink Guinness, so I threw it in the 223 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,760 Speaker 1: fridge and it's kind of left the frigging Guinness there. 224 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:51,000 Speaker 1: Bob throws a big party. She throws a big neighborhood party. 225 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,720 Speaker 1: This is I think it was last year. Throws a 226 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:55,560 Speaker 1: big neighborhood party. And we wanted to set things out, 227 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,320 Speaker 1: so you know, there's the big bowl of fruit punch 228 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:00,040 Speaker 1: and everything else. And then we had a cooler. He 229 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,240 Speaker 1: was a cooler, just sitting on the ground. We put 230 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:06,760 Speaker 1: sodas and waters and beers in there, and we thought, well, 231 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:11,640 Speaker 1: we have a six pack Aguinness. Maybe someone coming well 232 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:17,960 Speaker 1: want a Guinness. He he walks in, he notices the 233 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,880 Speaker 1: Guinness and he's like, oh, I'm glad to see. I 234 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:24,360 Speaker 1: wasn't sure you were a Guinness guy. 235 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,560 Speaker 3: I'm glad to see that's your thing. 236 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,920 Speaker 1: And I saw, oh you should have seen it. Chris 237 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:33,720 Speaker 1: lied stone face, lied right to his face. I was like, 238 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:37,760 Speaker 1: oh yeah, big time, big time. I stucked up just 239 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,680 Speaker 1: because I knew you were a Guinness guy too, anyway, 240 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:43,160 Speaker 1: can I get you a beer? And I sat there 241 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:47,040 Speaker 1: and watched him take one of his guinnesses out of 242 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:51,400 Speaker 1: the cooler, hope it wasn't bad, popped the top on it, 243 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:57,360 Speaker 1: enjoyed himself. Hey Jesse. A few days ago, my twenty 244 00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,520 Speaker 1: four year old son Donnie came home for lunch with 245 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:04,040 Speaker 1: a McDonald's bag and a drink. After looking through the bag, 246 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:07,400 Speaker 1: he angrily threw it all in the trash without taking 247 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:10,760 Speaker 1: a single bite. When I asked whether his order was wrong, 248 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:14,440 Speaker 1: he said it wasn't. However, the extra sweetened sour sauce 249 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,520 Speaker 1: he paid for was missing. When I asked why he 250 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,560 Speaker 1: didn't just eat the meal without it, he launched into 251 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:24,160 Speaker 1: a tirade about how I didn't understand the disappointment of 252 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:28,480 Speaker 1: anticipating dipping his fries and nuggets in the sauce. According 253 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:32,360 Speaker 1: to him, eating the food without it completely negates the experience. 254 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:36,080 Speaker 1: About thirty minutes later, he came out of his room 255 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,200 Speaker 1: and said he had taken matters into his own hands. 256 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:44,760 Speaker 3: He purchased one hundred McDonald's sweetened sour sauces on eBay 257 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:50,480 Speaker 3: for sixty dollars He did apologize for his outburst, but 258 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:54,520 Speaker 3: he said he is tired of being dismissed and disrespected 259 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:55,800 Speaker 3: as a saucer. 260 00:16:56,440 --> 00:17:02,560 Speaker 1: Did he overreact? I have in my fridge at home. 261 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:10,920 Speaker 1: I have items like Chick fil a ranch, I have 262 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:17,640 Speaker 1: what a burger jalapeno ranch. I have an entire bottle 263 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:21,840 Speaker 1: of a bottle they sold by the bottle of Popeyes 264 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:26,439 Speaker 1: blackened ranch. And you know why I have these things 265 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:31,640 Speaker 1: because your son is one hundred percent correct. The sauce 266 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:37,040 Speaker 1: in many cases makes the meal. Without the sauce, the 267 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:40,520 Speaker 1: meal is not worth eating. I have had to explain 268 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:44,760 Speaker 1: this before to restaurants who forgot my sauce, left my 269 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:47,239 Speaker 1: sauce out, and they wanted to, you know, give me 270 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:50,800 Speaker 1: a two dollar refund. I said, I don't need a 271 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:55,440 Speaker 1: two dollar refund. I need a refund for everything, because 272 00:17:55,600 --> 00:18:02,399 Speaker 1: your ignorance of my sauce, of my sauce needs ruined 273 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,639 Speaker 1: the entire meal. It didn't ruin two dollars of the meal. 274 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,760 Speaker 1: It ruined the entire thing. You can have the whole 275 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:13,760 Speaker 1: meal back. If anything, your son underreacted. We'll talk about 276 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,280 Speaker 1: pizza places, Somalie's, and so much more. 277 00:18:16,359 --> 00:18:20,760 Speaker 2: Hang on, Jesse Kelly returns next. 278 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:27,440 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday, 279 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:31,720 Speaker 1: heading into the Christmas season. Before I get back to 280 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:39,320 Speaker 1: the emails, I got a situation. Here's the situation. Ob 281 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:45,640 Speaker 1: she loves Trans Siberian Orchestra. Everyone knows what Trans Siberian 282 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:50,119 Speaker 1: Orchestra was. That is that big Christmas band. Whatever. She 283 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,440 Speaker 1: loves it, has loved it since she was a child. 284 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:59,280 Speaker 1: Loves their music, loves their stuff. Now. I like concerts 285 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:04,480 Speaker 1: a lot. Okay, I like concerts. I don't attend many anymore, 286 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,359 Speaker 1: and I hate to sound like a grandpa. Let me 287 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:13,480 Speaker 1: explain myself. They're too loud. My ears are now how 288 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,480 Speaker 1: my ears and my voice are how I earn my living, 289 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:19,600 Speaker 1: and concerts destroy both of them. If I try to 290 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,960 Speaker 1: speak to people, I have to shout, and it trashes 291 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,880 Speaker 1: my vocal chords and the music destroys your ear drums. 292 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,760 Speaker 1: I know that sounds lame, and it is lame and pathetic. 293 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:32,960 Speaker 1: I know, But concerts, Now, last concert we went to 294 00:19:33,119 --> 00:19:36,639 Speaker 1: was a Billie Jewel concert. It was in Houston, and 295 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:40,040 Speaker 1: they had the volume turned up so loud that I 296 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,520 Speaker 1: had to leave and go stand outside and leave everyone inside. 297 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,439 Speaker 1: It was destroying my ears. I couldn't do it. I 298 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,080 Speaker 1: can't do it. That's how I make my living, so 299 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:50,080 Speaker 1: how I feed my family. All right, So that said, 300 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:55,480 Speaker 1: I do like concerts, and years ago, I don't remember 301 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,960 Speaker 1: how many I took ob I think it was my 302 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:03,280 Speaker 1: Christmas gift to her. I bought us both Trans Siberian 303 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:07,639 Speaker 1: Orchestra tickets. Not necessarily my thing, but hey, let's go 304 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,879 Speaker 1: watch Trans Siberian Orchestra. They were I think there were 305 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,480 Speaker 1: fifty bucks a piece or something like that. It was 306 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:16,320 Speaker 1: years ago. We got a couple Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets. 307 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:23,000 Speaker 1: It's so long, it Chris buddy, I think it was 308 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:28,240 Speaker 1: three hours long. I know, yeah, it's long, and believe me, 309 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,680 Speaker 1: if you're into it, it was so well done. It's 310 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,320 Speaker 1: not like it was an amateur hour and there's a 311 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,880 Speaker 1: story behind it and a new theme and stuff like that. 312 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,080 Speaker 1: I am in no way trashing Trans Siberian Orchestra. They 313 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:44,280 Speaker 1: put on a first rate show, but hang out a 314 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:49,199 Speaker 1: little bored. After three hours. I was zoning out. It 315 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:53,560 Speaker 1: was not really into it. And apparently my body language 316 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,520 Speaker 1: is easy to read for aub. At this point in time, 317 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,639 Speaker 1: she could tell I wasn't into it, and she is 318 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:03,840 Speaker 1: just completely captivated by the whole thing, every minute the 319 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,879 Speaker 1: whole time. It could be twelve hours and she would 320 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,520 Speaker 1: sit there just soaking up every bit of it. But 321 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:13,280 Speaker 1: she's getting bad vibes, to use a modern term, she's 322 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:18,200 Speaker 1: getting bad vibes from me. Okay, After that, she decided 323 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:23,840 Speaker 1: she needed a new Trans Siberian Orchestra concert partner, and 324 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:28,040 Speaker 1: she found one in Luke, our youngest son. He's into 325 00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:31,800 Speaker 1: a lot of that stuff that she's into. He enjoys it. 326 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,320 Speaker 1: It's been a tradition now for at least I think 327 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:40,880 Speaker 1: five years. They will get Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets. If 328 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:46,280 Speaker 1: they're anywhere nearby drivable distance, she'll get tickets just those 329 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:50,320 Speaker 1: two and they'll go, which I think is really cool. 330 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:54,679 Speaker 1: A father or a father, a mother's son tradition that 331 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:58,440 Speaker 1: he will remember his whole life. She'll treasure those memories 332 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:04,439 Speaker 1: his whole life. It's all good, right. I don't know 333 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:09,199 Speaker 1: what happened, but this year, honestly, this year, it was 334 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:13,960 Speaker 1: ten minutes ago I got a text message because they 335 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,120 Speaker 1: have I think it's in two weeks, two weeks, one 336 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:21,440 Speaker 1: week they have a concert again. Luke ob Trans Siberian 337 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:25,720 Speaker 1: Orchestra Concert. I get a text message that says, hey, 338 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:31,160 Speaker 1: I would love for you and James to join us 339 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:37,960 Speaker 1: this year. It's not just that I don't want to go. 340 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:43,800 Speaker 1: It's not only that James also doesn't want to go. 341 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:47,359 Speaker 1: And if you think my body language is not the 342 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:51,280 Speaker 1: best when I'm not into something, James is one hundred 343 00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:54,600 Speaker 1: times worse than mine, you know, when he's into it 344 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:57,480 Speaker 1: and when he's not into it, to the point when 345 00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,800 Speaker 1: he was younger. He doesn't do this anymore. But when 346 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:02,720 Speaker 1: he was younger, if we were let's say we're out 347 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,600 Speaker 1: at dinner, maybe it's a big family dinner, Thanksgiving or 348 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:10,359 Speaker 1: something like that, and he's he's bored. Eventually he gets bored. 349 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,600 Speaker 1: He'll just like lay his head on the table as 350 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,919 Speaker 1: if he's going to sleep. And I had to inform 351 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,919 Speaker 1: him that is bad body language. You don't do it, 352 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:18,080 Speaker 1: you know. 353 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:18,800 Speaker 3: So he doesn't do that. 354 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,560 Speaker 1: But that's the kind of kid he is. It is, 355 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,119 Speaker 1: Oh gosh. 356 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,320 Speaker 2: So it's not just that. 357 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,320 Speaker 1: I don't want to go and James doesn't want to go. 358 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:32,760 Speaker 2: It's a terrible idea for us to go three It's 359 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:35,760 Speaker 2: not just three hours Chris, she's gonna lose us both, 360 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:39,880 Speaker 2: and the body language is gonna get bad, and then 361 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:40,840 Speaker 2: she's gonna be mad. 362 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:45,119 Speaker 1: We came. She's making bad decisions right now and I 363 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:48,520 Speaker 1: haven't responded yet. I'm actually telling you before I've talked 364 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,719 Speaker 1: to her about it. I need out of it. I 365 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,800 Speaker 1: need an excuse. And you know what I think I'm 366 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:59,760 Speaker 1: gonna do. I think I'm gonna call in sick. I'm 367 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:05,640 Speaker 1: gonna calling sick. What Chris? What I need any? Chris said, 368 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:11,280 Speaker 1: I need an excuse for two nobuddy, No, listen, James 369 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,840 Speaker 1: is just gonna have to go. Look, I can't save 370 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:18,879 Speaker 1: everybody in a triage situation. The point of triage is 371 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:23,080 Speaker 1: you only save who you can save and those you 372 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:27,440 Speaker 1: can't save. You've got to let him go. There's nothing 373 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:31,280 Speaker 1: I can do for James right now. He's on his own, bud. 374 00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:33,760 Speaker 1: He's going to have to go enjoy the concert. Me 375 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:41,840 Speaker 1: feeling a little feverish. What Chris Cory said? What if 376 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,040 Speaker 1: James has beating me to the punch, I'll beat him 377 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:48,120 Speaker 1: to death. No, now, this is I'm glad you brought 378 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:55,160 Speaker 1: this up. I have to get in being sick before 379 00:24:55,320 --> 00:25:00,439 Speaker 1: James gets in being sick. But I can't get in 380 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,560 Speaker 1: too early. Like I said, I don't remember when they're going. 381 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,240 Speaker 1: It might be two weeks, it might be a week. 382 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:08,000 Speaker 1: I can't get in too early. Otherwise I'll have to 383 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:11,520 Speaker 1: fake being sick for too many days and I will 384 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:14,959 Speaker 1: eventually catch on when I'm sitting there eating a pizza 385 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:19,080 Speaker 1: or something like that. That won't work at all. So 386 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,680 Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna fake sick. I think I'm gonna 387 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,960 Speaker 1: fake Chris. There's no other way out of it. I've 388 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,439 Speaker 1: thought about it. There's no other way. It's gonna have 389 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:33,880 Speaker 1: to be a stomach ache or feverish, or it's gonna 390 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:34,639 Speaker 1: have to be something. 391 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,200 Speaker 3: I don't want to go to another three hour concert. 392 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,400 Speaker 1: And I don't want to do this. I don't want 393 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,640 Speaker 1: to do it, Jessie. The next big election is obviously 394 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,840 Speaker 1: the midterms, and while that is everyone's focus, I think 395 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:49,159 Speaker 1: it's fun to look ahead. Traditionally VP would be the 396 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:52,040 Speaker 1: front runner for twenty twenty eight, but let's think outside 397 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:55,360 Speaker 1: the box. Who would be you're out of nowhere or 398 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:59,000 Speaker 1: under the radar primary winner for each party. You think 399 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,000 Speaker 1: it's someone already out there, so on and so forth. Okay, 400 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,320 Speaker 1: I love the show. Merry Christmas to you all your family. 401 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,159 Speaker 1: His name is Eric, and he said Happy Hanuka to Chris. 402 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:13,080 Speaker 1: I'll tell you I'll set aside the Republican side because 403 00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:15,920 Speaker 1: I think it's honestly, it's so obvious that JD. Van's 404 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,760 Speaker 1: is gonna run, which means Marco Rubio isn't going to run. 405 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:22,200 Speaker 1: It would be interesting to see if Ron DeSantis could 406 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,680 Speaker 1: make more noise this time than last time. Last time 407 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,280 Speaker 1: he was so overshadowed by Trump. But there's not been 408 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,600 Speaker 1: a better governor for eight years. I mean, Ronda Santa's 409 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,400 Speaker 1: has just killed it down there. I don't know whether 410 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,040 Speaker 1: that would matter in a primary. I don't know. I 411 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,679 Speaker 1: can't see that. I haven't seen the poll numbers on 412 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,760 Speaker 1: the Democrat side. I brought this up a while ago, 413 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:43,720 Speaker 1: so i'll bring it up again. JB. Pritzker JB. Pritzker, 414 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,960 Speaker 1: and I don't like him, Okay, so don't start throwing 415 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,320 Speaker 1: things at me if you're from Illinois. But JB. Pritzker, 416 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,840 Speaker 1: he kind of looks like your uncle. Kind of fat, 417 00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:58,280 Speaker 1: but probably not too fat, fat enough that he's relatable, 418 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,680 Speaker 1: but not so fat where you're thinking and cheese buddy, 419 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:05,280 Speaker 1: have you ever gone for a walk. He is insanely wealthy, 420 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,760 Speaker 1: so he's going to be able to raise a ton 421 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,119 Speaker 1: of money. Everyone's kind of already handing the nomination to 422 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:15,880 Speaker 1: Gavin Newsom, while also allowing that AOC or someone let 423 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:20,639 Speaker 1: some Bonker's nutball may come up. But if JB. Pritzker 424 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,920 Speaker 1: made a serious run at it, I wouldn't be surprised. 425 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:26,159 Speaker 1: He's guy who got elected governor in Illinois, gonna have 426 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,440 Speaker 1: a huge war chest. Don't sleep on JB. Pritzker, although 427 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,199 Speaker 1: that would be very soft and comfortable. One more segment, 428 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:41,120 Speaker 1: Hang on truth attitude, Jesse Kelly. People, it is the 429 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:45,439 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. 430 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:50,200 Speaker 1: On a Fantastic Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday, and 431 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:51,480 Speaker 1: I want to remind. 432 00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:53,720 Speaker 3: You, in the name of a just merciful gun. 433 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:57,120 Speaker 1: To remember the reason for the season. All right, make 434 00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,399 Speaker 1: sure you soak up every single waking mon mom with 435 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:04,840 Speaker 1: family and friends. There will come a time not to 436 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:08,800 Speaker 1: get heavy on you where your parents won't be there, 437 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:13,680 Speaker 1: at least one or both of them, So enjoy this one. 438 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:17,280 Speaker 1: I'll be missing my father this Christmas, and if yours 439 00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:20,439 Speaker 1: is still here, your Mom's still there. Make sure you 440 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:23,240 Speaker 1: enjoy them, all right, soak up this time. It's not 441 00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:26,680 Speaker 1: about the presence, of course, it's about Jesus and family 442 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,720 Speaker 1: and friends and just celebrating Jesse. My wife and I 443 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,280 Speaker 1: order pizza all the time from a local pizza place. 444 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,800 Speaker 1: It's usually okay, but sometimes she thinks we got a 445 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:40,120 Speaker 1: reheated one instead of a freshly made one. What's the standard? 446 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:44,360 Speaker 1: Do pizza shops always make fresh pizzas when ordered either 447 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,160 Speaker 1: online or by phone? Okay, So I'm going to tell 448 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,640 Speaker 1: you something, and this is something like New Yorkers will 449 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:53,400 Speaker 1: know this well, but I realize some people are haven't 450 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:59,160 Speaker 1: traveled as much as others. Pizza is just glorious for 451 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,240 Speaker 1: a variety of reason reas. But one of the reasons 452 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:06,360 Speaker 1: pizza is so glorious is after cooking a pizza. A 453 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,520 Speaker 1: few bake a pizza in the oven. Let's say it's 454 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,920 Speaker 1: gotten cold, maybe you've even put it in the fridge. 455 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:15,959 Speaker 1: You can actually throw that pizza right back in the 456 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:21,320 Speaker 1: oven and get it very similar to what it was originally. 457 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:25,120 Speaker 1: In the Kelly household, this is generally done by throwing 458 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:28,760 Speaker 1: it on a baking sheet four hundred degrees four or 459 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:32,560 Speaker 1: five minutes comes out of that oven. Pretty freaking good. 460 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:37,600 Speaker 1: Pizza companies have known this forever. This is honestly most 461 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,320 Speaker 1: a lot of people are gonna roll their eyes because 462 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,840 Speaker 1: what I'm saying is so obvious. But when you walk 463 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,920 Speaker 1: into a pizza place and they let's say they sell 464 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,320 Speaker 1: pizza by the slice, and they have a bunch of 465 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,240 Speaker 1: pizzas already made, what did they do with it? Hey, 466 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:53,080 Speaker 1: I want a slice of pepperoni. They grab a slice 467 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,920 Speaker 1: of pepperoni and they turn around and they throw it 468 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,400 Speaker 1: in the pizza oven for a couple minutes, then they 469 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:07,040 Speaker 1: pull it out. Pizza can be reheated. Pizza companies, occasionally, 470 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:11,160 Speaker 1: not all the time, they take advantage of this fact. 471 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:18,440 Speaker 1: And nowadays, here's something that may happen. For example, I'm 472 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,800 Speaker 1: a pizza company. Let's say I own a local pizza place. 473 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,520 Speaker 1: I am on a limited budget. I'm not a wealthy person. 474 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:29,120 Speaker 1: It's a local pizza place. I have to manage my overhead. 475 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:35,720 Speaker 1: I don't want to pay five employees for the six 476 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:39,840 Speaker 1: hours of primetime pizza ordering time in the evening, so 477 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:46,680 Speaker 1: I pay five employees for two hours. During that two hours, 478 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:51,480 Speaker 1: those five employees make as many pizzas as they possibly 479 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,800 Speaker 1: can make me five cheese pizzas and five pepperonis and 480 00:30:54,840 --> 00:31:00,240 Speaker 1: five sausage pizzas. Then after two hours, I let three 481 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:04,440 Speaker 1: of those employees go. I then run a skeleton crew 482 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:08,040 Speaker 1: for the rest of the night. Where the two employees. 483 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:11,440 Speaker 3: I have left, I call, I order a large pepperoni. 484 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,520 Speaker 1: I turn, I grab one of the large pepperonis I 485 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,800 Speaker 1: made three hours ago in the oven. It goes four 486 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,840 Speaker 1: or five minutes. I pull it out, then I deliver 487 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:24,280 Speaker 1: it to you. This is one of those things. In general, 488 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,360 Speaker 1: you don't want to trust a woman to back up 489 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,520 Speaker 1: a car, but you want to trust her intuition when 490 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:34,280 Speaker 1: it comes to things like restaurants and people. I have 491 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:38,560 Speaker 1: learned this over the years with ob. Ob can smell 492 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:42,440 Speaker 1: bad people from across the room. She just knows long 493 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:45,840 Speaker 1: before I know. A woman's intuition is a powerful thing. 494 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:49,040 Speaker 1: God gave that to them because they're smaller with weak grists, 495 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:52,400 Speaker 1: and so he gave them an extra an extra thing 496 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:56,000 Speaker 1: that men don't have. Hey, girly hands, this is not nice. 497 00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:59,640 Speaker 1: With a lifetime will a lifetime supply of relief factor 498 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:03,240 Speaker 1: and che be available for all members of the Secret 499 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,080 Speaker 1: Club yes, I'm sure a Relief Factor is going to 500 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:09,600 Speaker 1: sign on as a sponsor of some kind for our 501 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:13,880 Speaker 1: secret Club. Because when we're off doing secret things in 502 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:17,320 Speaker 1: our secret Club, what we can't afford is to be 503 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:21,960 Speaker 1: in pain. You see, we cannot afford our risks, hurting, 504 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:26,400 Speaker 1: our back hurting. We have super secret society stuff to do. 505 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,560 Speaker 1: You have things you want to do too. Maybe you're 506 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,040 Speaker 1: not part of the Secret Club because you're short or 507 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,560 Speaker 1: a woman, but maybe your back hurts, maybe your foot hurts, 508 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,520 Speaker 1: Maybe you have pain, and maybe you've maybe you take 509 00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,719 Speaker 1: things to maskt. Why don't you try a supplement one 510 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:45,640 Speaker 1: hundred percent drug free supplement that is developed by doctors, 511 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:49,920 Speaker 1: Relief Factor. Over a million people already have. Why do 512 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,240 Speaker 1: you think relief Factor has grown the way it's grown? 513 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:57,080 Speaker 1: Call one eight hundred the number four relief and just 514 00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:00,440 Speaker 1: try it. It's just three weeks. Three weeks is nineteen ninety. Fine. 515 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,000 Speaker 1: If you don't feel any better, don't order it again. 516 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:08,200 Speaker 1: One eight hundred the number four relief or relief Factor 517 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,600 Speaker 1: dot com. And now here's a headline. 518 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,120 Speaker 3: Why go you know, you know the things. 519 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:20,520 Speaker 1: Emails we didn't get to Hey, meat Master debate or 520 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:24,520 Speaker 1: Jesse what unusual types of meat have you eaten or prepared. 521 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:28,360 Speaker 1: I've had rabbit, squirrel, rattlesnake, and alligator meat. I've actually 522 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,760 Speaker 1: had all of those kinds of meat. And this will 523 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:35,360 Speaker 1: only be unusual outside of the South. And I know 524 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,120 Speaker 1: you're gonna think I'm bonkers if you're outside of the South. 525 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:42,080 Speaker 1: Do not ignore frog legs if you get the chance. 526 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,640 Speaker 1: I know it's Chris, I know, I know. I know 527 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:48,680 Speaker 1: it sounds insanely unappealing. You would think it's gross. On 528 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:52,920 Speaker 1: my life, I know this is very cliche. It's like chicken. 529 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:57,320 Speaker 1: It's very similar to chicken, and when done correctly, frog 530 00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:03,720 Speaker 1: legs are outstanding. What Chris? What Chris said? How close 531 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:07,600 Speaker 1: is it to gator? Honestly, very similar, except because frogs 532 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:11,239 Speaker 1: are smaller, at least in my experience, you always eat 533 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,719 Speaker 1: him off the bone. Normally you don't eat gator off 534 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,320 Speaker 1: the bone. It's been sliced up in steaks and chopped 535 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,240 Speaker 1: up in deep fried and things like that. Frogs legs 536 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:23,200 Speaker 1: live a little. Try some frogs legs. Hey, Jesse, did 537 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:26,320 Speaker 1: you see Elon Musk on Joe Rogan Show talking about 538 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:29,840 Speaker 1: our biggest weakness of Western society as empathy and that 539 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,560 Speaker 1: it's being used against us. He must be listening to 540 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:36,480 Speaker 1: the oracle preaching about the communists using our values against us. Yes, 541 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,080 Speaker 1: I'm sure he's a huge fan like everyone else is. 542 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:39,760 Speaker 2: Scoopa. 543 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:43,200 Speaker 1: Jesse, you said you would worry if Dan Bongino left 544 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:47,279 Speaker 1: the checka FBI rumor has it he's leaving. No, it's 545 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,040 Speaker 1: not rumor by now he is leaving. Does it get 546 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:53,560 Speaker 1: me unsettled? No, it doesn't unsettle me at all. Whether 547 00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:56,400 Speaker 1: Dan is at the FBI or not at the FBI, 548 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,560 Speaker 1: I consider the FBI to be a soulless, evil, criminal 549 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:03,960 Speaker 1: organization that should be defunded and disbanded immediately. That my 550 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,120 Speaker 1: thoughts on it don't change whether he's there or not. 551 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:10,400 Speaker 1: You can't say the secret state police agency should leave, Jesse. 552 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:17,240 Speaker 1: She said, we are seven million units short on housing, 553 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,240 Speaker 1: So how many crossed the border under Joe Biden? Pretty 554 00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,400 Speaker 1: basic stuff. Yeah, they always say we're seven million units 555 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,719 Speaker 1: short on housing. A lot of people say that, a 556 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:28,560 Speaker 1: lot of people believe that. Part of the problem with 557 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,080 Speaker 1: saying we're short on housing, and that may be true 558 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:34,520 Speaker 1: in some ways. Part of the problem is though we 559 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:39,200 Speaker 1: only build huge homes now, instead of tiny starter homes 560 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:43,200 Speaker 1: that normal people can afford. You know, your dad bought 561 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,120 Speaker 1: a house back in the fifties and it was two 562 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,760 Speaker 1: bedrooms in one bath, and it was twelve hundred square feet. 563 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,280 Speaker 1: You just don't see a lot of those anymore. Now, 564 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,880 Speaker 1: go celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior, Jesus 565 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,440 Speaker 1: Christ with your family, Enjoy your Christmas, enjoy your break, 566 00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,560 Speaker 1: get fat on eggnog and sweets. And I will see 567 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:03,239 Speaker 1: you again in twenty twenty six and I will miss you, 568 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,759 Speaker 1: all right, that's all.