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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 1: We want to send you off instile. We want to

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about ity scared her?

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Speaker 1: Was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Malborn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need.

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Speaker 5: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks, This is Karen Kilgareth.

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Speaker 6: Turning down strategically turning down the air conditioning. We've driven

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Speaker 1: Guys, it is a hot one today.

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Speaker 6: It is a scorcher in the city and has been

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Speaker 1: Quite some time.

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Speaker 2: It's really summer, summer, summer time time for traffic.

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Speaker 5: Right now we're driving in it.

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Speaker 1: Back to you, Karen, uh, thank you? Chris?

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Speaker 4: Oh you dumb female person on a radio show.

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Speaker 5: She always says thank you anyways, sports Sorry. I've always

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Speaker 2: You were like a morning zoo guy there where you

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Speaker 5: Even had a dance exactly.

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Speaker 1: That's what I was saying.

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Speaker 4: You were going to say, sorry, careen everything you were

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Speaker 4: going to say? What were you going to say?

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Speaker 7: By the way, Oh, I was just going to say,

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Speaker 7: I mean right right right right right right right right right, Well, anyway,

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Speaker 7: Spencer's Explosion.

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Speaker 6: Coming at you. I had something like that the other night, Karen,

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Speaker 6: Can I say something embarrassing about you real quick? I

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Speaker 1: One time I wanted to do though.

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Speaker 2: I was listening to one of the one of the

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Speaker 2: stations in Los Angeles and the dj a knew Adele

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Speaker 5: Even though she was eighteen or something when she whenn't

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Speaker 2: This was twenty three, but the DJ was breaking down

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Speaker 2: And it was this weird like it was the weirdest,

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Speaker 5: Just because probably, like us, they're just clawing for content.

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Speaker 6: Clearly it's either that or now back to the Lama farm.

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Speaker 5: We're at the fair all week, Corn dougs.

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Speaker 5: I haven't been to a fair.

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Speaker 6: I've been wanting to go to a fair for two

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Speaker 5: You just want to smell the horse, hey you?

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Speaker 2: I would love to go to the fair. There's one

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Speaker 5: Of course it is. I guess I went to that

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Speaker 5: I can't Okay, I'm gonna stop being that character.

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Speaker 2: There's something about trying to act like a morning DJ.

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Speaker 2: And maybe it's just because the women don't ever talk.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like they women on radio shows, morning radio shows,

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Speaker 5: Usually they have some I could have done.

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Speaker 5: To do your jokes. It's never a good Sometimes it's

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Speaker 6: And I usually feel bad for the females that i'd kick.

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Speaker 2: Well also I think they're there, they're they're they're being

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Speaker 5: Show, and you guys don't do that. We're of course

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Speaker 1: I'm only thinking of stuff that happened in nineteen ninety one.

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Speaker 5: I loved it.

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Speaker 1: It's the best.

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Speaker 5: Because he did not follow the rules. He would have

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Speaker 6: And then he just start talking again. It's like, oh,

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Speaker 2: But then he would like, then he would have an

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Speaker 2: Then suddenly it would be like someone incredible would be

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Speaker 6: saying yeah. I think he still does that show. It's

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Speaker 2: That's right, I think it's But I do think it's somewhere.

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Speaker 2: I believe it exists on NPR perhaps.

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Speaker 5: That phrase is goes back to old radio.

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Speaker 6: No, you're right, it doesn't but back to your original. Yes,

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Speaker 6: it's so oh hot and my new place. I don't

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Speaker 1: Real, right, but it was a misplacing thing, and.

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Speaker 6: Now it's being haunted by an extremely hot temperature that

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Speaker 5: I think that means there's no insulation in my place.

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Speaker 6: Probably I got a big AC unit, and I've never

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Speaker 6: by heat.

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Speaker 1: Well. Also hot air rises as we all.

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Speaker 5: Yes, so it's up.

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Speaker 1: They're waiting for you all.

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Speaker 6: That's why hot air ballooning is taking off, Like God,

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Speaker 5: Have you ever hot air ballooned, Chris?

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Speaker 4: If there's gonna be a reason to be in a

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Speaker 6: Air balloon, We'll be right back with Karen's real life

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Speaker 2: I've never gone in one, but I really want to

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Speaker 6: And there's always a photographer there that's planning to make

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Speaker 2: That you will forward and forward and forward again through

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Speaker 5: That, Karen, opportunities are like clouds.

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Speaker 2: See I told you this at your cousin's wedding. I'm

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Speaker 5: You said I was drunk, and maybe I was.

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Speaker 6: They are I should do that. It's like a casual

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Speaker 1: I think you're it's dangerous though, I.

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Speaker 5: Think that it is.

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Speaker 6: We all know what happened to the Hindenburg. But those,

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Speaker 6: I mean, those balloons aren't filled with gas?

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Speaker 5: Are they?

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Speaker 6: You are next to some kind of a propane tank

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Speaker 6: or explosion able unit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely, it's explosion able, explosion able. Uh do you

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Speaker 2: know Margaret Cho, famous comedian Margaret Cho, she was she

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Speaker 1: I believe she won it. It's a funny thing to win,

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Speaker 2: And then she went on it and it crashed and

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Speaker 2: yelling at me because I'm going the speed limits.

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Speaker 1: I love that guy.

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Speaker 5: He's my favorite.

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Speaker 1: The man is fucking hot. I mean yes, but you.

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Speaker 6: We're gonna take a right wing call, which is most

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Speaker 2: Oh, luckily the phone systems are down and he can't

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Speaker 5: Oh man, that would have been good radio.

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Speaker 6: No, we are going to turn right in three blocks, perfect,

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Speaker 1: She is going to love this. Sorry. Sorry, that was

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Speaker 3: HI know that'd be funny if you just kept driving

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Speaker 1: It's just like high school.

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Speaker 5: It's so fun to drag your friends.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, what a wonderful treat. That was high school memories.

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Speaker 3: My only image I have of a building exploding is

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all we have to go on.

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Speaker 6: When we were in high school, in this senior studio,

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Speaker 5: Cover and it was of our high school burning down.

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Speaker 3: It was simpler time when you were allowed to turn

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Speaker 3: There's a lot of early Simpsons of Bart making the

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Speaker 6: Definitely strangle him so hard that his mouth was open

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Speaker 3: To explain animation, Yeah, that's the best way to enjoy

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Speaker 1: That's the way I've seen Rick and Morty.

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Speaker 5: So let me talk in detail about certain Tom and Jerry.

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Speaker 2: It's a transcription for the blind, but the podcast version.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for picking me up.

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Speaker 6: Thank you for being picked up and sitting here so

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Speaker 1: I legitimately do need a ride. Love. I appreciate what live.

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Speaker 5: I assume it's on business.

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Speaker 3: Final Destination is not a movie about teens dying inevitably,

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Speaker 3: but in fact the world famous Hollywood improv which every

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Speaker 3: July is taken over by teen tours.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's right.

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Speaker 5: I sit in there without them letting me know.

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Speaker 6: And yes, school bus pulls up, try and make fifteen

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Speaker 6: I think that knowing and expecting that and knowing that

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Speaker 5: I would have fun.

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Speaker 5: I did so.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm loving this. This is gonna this is all

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Speaker 1: the stronger. This is the Caitlin Gill Superstar Stars.

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Speaker 5: Sorry I said that it was going to be fine.

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Speaker 1: It was my fault.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, be nervous, be scared, because then you'll fall back

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Speaker 3: No, I didn't have, no my my funny bone left

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Speaker 1: It took a vacation.

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Speaker 3: It decided I get the night off, but you get

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Speaker 1: I got replaced with the hatred bud.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the fearbone, whatever that was, became all of my bones.

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Speaker 1: I hate so many bones.

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Speaker 2: And the and they're doing it to each other. So

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Speaker 1: So such a relief when they turn on you together.

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Speaker 3: Well, okay, So the last couple of times have gone

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Speaker 3: But as soon as you're like fucking shitting, pissing, they panic,

454
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:23,320
Speaker 3: Like nouns are very funny, but verbing those nouns terrifying.

455
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,560
Speaker 1: They want to laugh at fuck they are they don't fuck.

456
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:28,440
Speaker 5: They're conjugation snobs.

457
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:32,320
Speaker 3: So comics bounce back and forth between like dirty stories

458
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,919
Speaker 3: and like you know, sort of dirty ribs because they

459
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,160
Speaker 3: all laugh at the word fuck.

460
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,280
Speaker 1: But it is tense in there.

461
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:40,880
Speaker 6: That's funny because when I did it it was with adults.

462
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,159
Speaker 6: It was just regular crowd with kids thrown in, and

463
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,439
Speaker 6: they wanted us to be clean.

464
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,800
Speaker 3: I guess that they go back and like they it's

465
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,720
Speaker 3: always like do what you want. But nobody's been told

466
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,840
Speaker 3: to censor this time around. I can't say they've been

467
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,879
Speaker 3: careful with these lineups. I love you in prov but

468
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,560
Speaker 3: you are not curating.

469
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,200
Speaker 1: Well the best team perform.

470
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,440
Speaker 6: Maybe they just no money dirty specifically to the things

471
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,960
Speaker 6: they're dealing with, like putting vodka in their buttholes.

472
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,760
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, those.

473
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,280
Speaker 5: Blow job parties parties.

474
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:14,320
Speaker 1: Hold on, Stephen, are you you know?

475
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,280
Speaker 3: I have a vitamin seed drop? Would you like one?

476
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:18,840
Speaker 5: I might take you up?

477
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 1: Okay, thinks.

478
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:26,320
Speaker 3: Back there, So I wanted it would It might be, oh,

479
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:26,960
Speaker 3: it's a great fruit.

480
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:30,160
Speaker 6: The last ten minutes is Stephen dead in the bag?

481
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:34,800
Speaker 1: That would be what happened to right next to you.

482
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,560
Speaker 1: Nice to meet you, by the way, I just laugh

483
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,080
Speaker 1: at your death.

484
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,240
Speaker 2: So I was going to tell you one time I

485
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,720
Speaker 2: did that. We of course did, and this was, you know,

486
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 2: late nineties. I was with Lynn Chakraff, the legendary Oadian

487
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:50,720
Speaker 2: comedian who's the most funny, and we were we both

488
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:54,479
Speaker 2: ate it astoundingly and then we were sitting but we

489
00:22:54,520 --> 00:23:00,440
Speaker 2: went and sat back behind them and we were we

490
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 2: were quietly heckling them for the rest of the show.

491
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,000
Speaker 2: So we would just be like sitting there talking to

492
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,879
Speaker 2: each other, and then Lynn would lean forward and go,

493
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 2: look that's Tommy Hill figure and you would.

494
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 1: Just point to a man and then like four of

495
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,320
Speaker 1: whom would look over. It was so hilarious. We were

496
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:16,520
Speaker 1: just like very.

497
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,640
Speaker 2: Randomly bullying them, but in a way they didn't get

498
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,120
Speaker 2: and it was making us laugh so hard.

499
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 3: Oh, it feels so good during the tables kids, Yeah,

500
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 3: I had the power in me.

501
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,919
Speaker 2: Alsoid they were at the show, we were, hut they were.

502
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,360
Speaker 2: They were all given ice cream Sunday.

503
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, they got ice cream right before the show starts,

504
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,199
Speaker 3: which is like it's in the day, it's not dark yet.

505
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 1: They all start by like seven. I want five thirty tomorrow.

506
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 1: That is not a time for common You do not.

507
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:47,320
Speaker 3: Tell jokes then, No, but the nuggetings fun. I've never

508
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:50,119
Speaker 3: seen more French rise in the lab. They must get food,

509
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,200
Speaker 3: so they all order it and they're all rich. Yes,

510
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 3: they're on a teen tours. It seems like birthright for college.

511
00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:00,440
Speaker 3: It seems like to be a specifically Jewish program, and

512
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 3: it's like all college tours all over the place.

513
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 2: So they basically come to look at USC and UCLA

514
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,119
Speaker 2: and then they're gonna go watch some comedy.

515
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,479
Speaker 3: Yes exactly, it would be, but it takes two weeks somehow,

516
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 3: I don't know. Last night, somebody said they were a

517
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 3: Russian Jew and one kid in the front just scoffed,

518
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,439
Speaker 3: We're all Russian, and it was like, just such a

519
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:24,159
Speaker 3: weird flex trying to differentiate what kind of like Jewish

520
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:28,240
Speaker 3: heritage he has and another kid being like common.

521
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,960
Speaker 1: Was just ridiculous. Oh man.

522
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:35,480
Speaker 3: During the show, my last award is the most likely

523
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 3: to be qualified to give me a makeover and my first.

524
00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:39,159
Speaker 1: I've done this twice.

525
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,200
Speaker 3: The first time around, I didn't bring anything to give

526
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,959
Speaker 3: me a makeover with, so I had the kitchen give

527
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,199
Speaker 3: me condiments and a plate of napkins, and I just

528
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 3: turned around from the crowd and let the kid who

529
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,640
Speaker 3: was elected as a sweet boy, who looked very fancy,

530
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,240
Speaker 3: he aggressively painted my face with.

531
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 1: And it's some got in my eye and it hurt.

532
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,159
Speaker 3: So I turned around glide like the I ended the

533
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 3: set just eyes all squinted, and one of the sweetest

534
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,440
Speaker 3: staff members was standing by the stage with this pile

535
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,320
Speaker 3: of napkins, like, oh my god, herre do okay?

536
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:10,440
Speaker 1: And that was fine.

537
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,439
Speaker 3: I washed it all off, but I found the staff

538
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 3: like huddled outside later, like she doesn't look as bad

539
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 3: as I thought, and one of them like turns to me, like,

540
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 3: did you know there was siracha in that ketchup?

541
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,080
Speaker 1: Once it hit my eyes, I figured it out.

542
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 3: So yeah, I got learned my lesson and got a

543
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 3: single thing of lipstick and state that all I wear

544
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 3: is lipstick. So I allowed a girl. She had every

545
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 3: opportunity to paint a giant penis on my face.

546
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 1: But I commend her. She just did hearts, yeah, yeah,

547
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:40,200
Speaker 1: on my cheek.

548
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 5: Only if you had passed out at a party, would she.

549
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 1: I like to think that she's a good sort.

550
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,119
Speaker 3: I feel like even at a party, she'd just do

551
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:51,920
Speaker 3: little flowers. She had more time and elegant litt hummingbird.

552
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 3: Really she painted my face is intimate, not inappropriately so,

553
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 3: but like you know, she was near my face.

554
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,639
Speaker 1: How many people are on the show? Rustly?

555
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 6: I want to say, it's six's has that going for it?

556
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 1: Yeah?

557
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 5: Not too long? Not too many people?

558
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 3: No, Yes, it moves along at the right pace when

559
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,920
Speaker 3: t is a long set.

560
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:16,400
Speaker 4: Yeah.

561
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 1: If you don't get them back gone, they're gone. Ye.

562
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 3: Any estimation of you is immediate and certain, and they

563
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 3: don't shake it.

564
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,120
Speaker 5: There was a daytime already.

565
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is going to be good.

566
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 5: Five five year old party at a spaghetti factory in Calgary. Oh,

567
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 5: and they weren't. I have a bunch of childlike word

568
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 5: jokes though, and they were doing okay.

569
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 6: They were sweet kids. But then I just started someone

570
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:48,159
Speaker 6: brought something up. It was like, they're leftover pizza and

571
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 6: I ate it and they all laughed and then I'm like, okay,

572
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 6: bring up anything you have in.

573
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 5: Front of you and they started screaming. They had so

574
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:59,119
Speaker 5: much fun and I just whatever it is, they're pouring

575
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 5: mustard on I screaming and it was Yeah, it was

576
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,640
Speaker 5: like it was not the.

577
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 6: Best situation to put myself in. But the staff was

578
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 6: coming out like, who's that guy? No one's ever done

579
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 6: that well with the kids. Yeah, but then they had

580
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:14,959
Speaker 6: to clean up.

581
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 1: They weren't happy about the ketchup on the mic the

582
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 1: first night around.

583
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 3: That's never any any klinic cleaning mustard and ice cream

584
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,120
Speaker 3: ground into carpet.

585
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 1: Somebody pays for that.

586
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, ketchup.

587
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 3: It did, like this ridiculous thing. Sorry, this ride is

588
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 3: just like, let me tell you about sets from my past.

589
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 1: That's all I can think of right now.

590
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 3: I did a Halloween at the Punchline where you know,

591
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,439
Speaker 3: comics who dressed up did sets, which is sort of

592
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,360
Speaker 3: the tradition. I suppose that's not unique. It's Halloween, yes,

593
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,199
Speaker 3: But I dressed up as the birthday girl. It was

594
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 3: my birthday and I was just super poudy and complaining.

595
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 3: And you know, last year my birthday was on Easter

596
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 3: and that sucked because that's Jesus a birthday too, kind of,

597
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,880
Speaker 3: but so was Christmas. And when my birthday was on Christmas,

598
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 3: it was hair. I was just obnoxious and had all

599
00:27:58,480 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 3: like all sorts of birthdays.

600
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,159
Speaker 1: And the finishing.

601
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 3: The little cherry on top was that I only eat

602
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 3: cake on my birthday, and I can only eat it

603
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 3: while people are singing Happy Birthday. And I'd had this

604
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,199
Speaker 3: piece of red velvet cake that I brought, and so

605
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 3: the crowd sang Happy Birthday while I attempted to eat

606
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 3: a whole piece of cake, which I was very optimistic

607
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:22,160
Speaker 3: I could accomplish. As it turns out, it was hard.

608
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 3: I sort of just pushed the cake onto and around

609
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 3: my face. Sure, I'm gonna say generously, a third of

610
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 3: it got into my mouth, but the time was moving

611
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,680
Speaker 3: so quickly and I needed to get it out of

612
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 3: my hand. I got cake all over that stage, all

613
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 3: over it, and the comics just stepped on it all night.

614
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 3: I did not hear the end of that for a

615
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 3: short time.

616
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 1: I deserved it. I needer to hear about that again.

617
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 3: My apologies publicly to the San Francisco punchline for the

618
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 3: time I ground cake into the carpet.

619
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 5: Oh there, and are they closing or is that a rumor?

620
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. I hope not I did. I was

621
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 1: just up there in June.

622
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 5: That's your home club, it's my home.

623
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 3: Club, and just in case it closes, I went up

624
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 3: there and for the headlining dates I had in June,

625
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 3: I recorded a little lot of them and it comes

626
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 3: out in August.

627
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 2: What is the name of the major? Oh, you're already

628
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:12,479
Speaker 2: saying it. I named it after my dog? What major?

629
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 1: Oh? Major? Yeah, that's a good name. The timing just

630
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 1: came up so fast.

631
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 3: Usually my family would be around, but it was just

632
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 3: me and the dog up there for those shows. So

633
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 3: Red Scott, who's the sweet San Francisco comic, just happened

634
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 3: to be there with his camera and he got this

635
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 3: ridiculously great picture me and my dog.

636
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 1: So that's the cover, and that's the name.

637
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 5: I love that. It's a great picture.

638
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: It's so good.

639
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 5: And then we're going to go. You're doing like a

640
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 5: tour and I am going with you.

641
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for coming. We're going to the Bay.

642
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 3: That'll be fun.

643
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 5: It'll be fun.

644
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 3: Santa Cruz and San Francisco and Petaluma. Yes, yeah, we're

645
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 3: to the Palm, the great Distillery that Gin played on

646
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 3: the seventeenth.

647
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 1: Yep, yeah, I hear. That's good. I think it is good.

648
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,959
Speaker 3: I've done. I've had fun doing chosen Pedaloma. The Pedalama

649
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 3: Festival was pretty fun.

650
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 5: There is a Lama festival. I just made reference to

651
00:29:59,560 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 5: a lama.

652
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 1: It's a comedy fest. We'll call Alma.

653
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,959
Speaker 2: That's what people is sometimes called Pedaloma when they mis

654
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 2: pronounced it.

655
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 1: You know what.

656
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,719
Speaker 3: I couldn't get to catch it on because I am

657
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 3: from Napa, a neighboring city to Petaluma. I always wanted

658
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 3: net people from Napa to be called Napkins. And I

659
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 3: can't get anyone to jump on board with me. I

660
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 3: thought it's like right there. I thought it would it

661
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 3: just be assumed.

662
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: But it was too good of an ideas. Come on,

663
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: what is that?

664
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 5: Even there's the capital of Montana.

665
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 6: It's called Helena, and I always wanted to open a

666
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 6: hand basket store to call it Helen.

667
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 5: A handbasket. We'd sell other things and it's good, it's base.

668
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 1: I worry.

669
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 6: We just have listen. Let me hear the whole. The

670
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 6: inventory is going to be all over the place.

671
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 2: There'll just be handhand baskets, farm basket, door, but mainly baskets.

672
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 1: The TV show Basket, Yes, DVD's of the TV.

673
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 3: Show Aber Best Good Tree, but Aberdashery is what I

674
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 3: was going for. I don't even know if I'm saying

675
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 3: that right, so I can't punt it or portmanteaua and

676
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 3: I actually know the pronunciation.

677
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 5: We are an anti pun?

678
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 1: Is this a punfrey car?

679
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 3: That's why I don't have a lid on my coffee

680
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 3: and I'm inclined to make puns.

681
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 1: You got to tell me before I get in.

682
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 3: Don't know why bobcat Goldthwaite is my friend, or why

683
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 3: he would ever give me my phone his phone number,

684
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 3: because all I did with it for about a solid

685
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 3: year while I was traveling was just take pictures of

686
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 3: business pun names and send them and like not even

687
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 3: high hello, you know, looking forward to see you, buddy. Nope,

688
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 3: just pictures of like folking tie and like you know,

689
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 3: it's a There was a bunt cake store and I

690
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 3: can't remember the name of it.

691
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 1: Nothing bunt cakes good.

692
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 5: We actually liked that one. That was better than hell

693
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 5: and a handbasket.

694
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 1: I don't know I'm gonna put hell in a hand That's.

695
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 2: I think the difference is one was real. Actually the

696
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 2: other one was felt astroligent.

697
00:31:58,520 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 1: It felt fake.

698
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 5: You didn't like that. I didn't commit to actually opening

699
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 5: the store. That's the only problem with the joke.

700
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 2: I want to see paperwork. I want to see a

701
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 2: rental agree, I want indeed.

702
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, Right before you got in the car, Caitlin, I

703
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 6: was talking about how much fun it was to watch

704
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 6: you host Uh.

705
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 5: Why am I calling it? When you were in the

706
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 5: cranberries with Bob. It was not.

707
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 1: Those were big shoes to fill.

708
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 3: But for the last couple of years have been trying

709
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 3: my best. No, I know that, and you can tell

710
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 3: by my speaking voice that that was would be an option.

711
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 3: We hosted crab Apples together, the silly show the Problem.

712
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 6: I kind of roast him and it was really fun

713
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 6: because like watching two funny siblings.

714
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 3: We have it's a sibling like relationship. It's very odd.

715
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 3: I met him at the when the Oh Purple Onion

716
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 3: was still the Purple Onion. Oh yeah, his daughter was

717
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 3: there making fun of him, and we're on the same lineup.

718
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 3: I just sat down and started making fun of him

719
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 3: and have not stopped making fun of him for years now.

720
00:32:59,560 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 1: It's great.

721
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 5: He does well.

722
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 6: He's a fun person to watch be made fun of

723
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 6: because he just starts giggling.

724
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 3: Oh he does start giggling, and I, you know, he's

725
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 3: the best dude. I'd also, I, you know, have proven

726
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 3: my loyalty. I did pick the man up from the

727
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 3: hospital on at least one occasion. He had to have

728
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 3: shoulder surgery and he went out of the hospital the

729
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 3: same day, super groggy, like he'd gone all the way under.

730
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,480
Speaker 3: He was on all sorts of pain meds or whatever.

731
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 3: And he's a sober dude, so a pain med goes

732
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 3: a long way.

733
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 1: Yeah.

734
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 5: Yeah.

735
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 3: I had to pick him up and he was getting

736
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 3: dressed to leave, and he was in a little gown

737
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 3: and he swung his legs over and like I'm going

738
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 3: to pull up his pants, And I asked him, like,

739
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 3: are you do you have your underwear on yet, and

740
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 3: he has a sly little smile like no, And then

741
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 3: he whipped up his gown and he absolutely had his

742
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 3: underwear on. He still had the wherewithal to get me

743
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 3: while in a hospital bed. I get, I get as

744
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 3: good as I give from abcat nice. I did tour

745
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 3: with him for a little while, and the number of

746
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 3: bookers that presumed the reason I was touring with him

747
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 3: was because we were boning was all of them.

748
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 1: It was just.

749
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 3: I'd like to work there again. But one lady, it

750
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 3: was a lady that nearrows it way down. But one

751
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 3: lady got his one hotel room that was the lady

752
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,359
Speaker 3: and wouldn't shake it the whole weekend, just like, well,

753
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 3: are you sure what are you doing with that second room?

754
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 6: Is it just doesn't know what she's doing because she

755
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 6: has her job, because she has sex with the club owner.

756
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 6: I mean, I I became that person she is.

757
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 3: That's I'd blame her. I'd shame right now. We'll blame

758
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 3: and shame.

759
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,760
Speaker 1: Get it. That's what we're all about on the show.

760
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: Get It. That's what we like.

761
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:43,919
Speaker 3: No puns and blaming and chain. Oh you just spoke

762
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,400
Speaker 3: that podcast into existence.

763
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,360
Speaker 6: A problem We're also going to do one where we

764
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 6: talk about Radiohead, even though we don't know much about

765
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 6: the band.

766
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 2: They're just going to kind of chat ignorantly about Radiohead.

767
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,479
Speaker 1: We think people look like Riodhead will be really mad.

768
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 1: People that don't like it will also be mad. I

769
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 1: man't imagine a fan base. You would anger more easily

770
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 1: and be like, I don't know.

771
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:11,359
Speaker 2: I think like I think of all their songs, i'd say,

772
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,799
Speaker 2: come into America's probably the best one.

773
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: We'll do stuff like that.

774
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 5: Is that the one that's like me?

775
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 1: Head? Yeah, but with Trumba.

776
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 5: I like that one with Trumbo.

777
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,760
Speaker 6: Okay, now we are doing the podcast.

778
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:33,239
Speaker 3: I bought Radioheads Pablo Honey because I was in a

779
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 3: Tower Records and I feel like I was holding this

780
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 3: was in that this had to be like ninety four ish.

781
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 3: I was holding like maybe something dumber. I was a

782
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 3: big Cake fan. I'm still a big Cake fan. I

783
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 3: feel like I hid a Cake album but it's gentle.

784
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 3: And then a cute man approached me and I asked

785
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 3: for recommendations, and he recommended Radiohead, and I learned so

786
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,880
Speaker 3: quickly the power of a cute smile. I bought a

787
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 3: Radiohead CD and was determined to like it. Yeah, I'm

788
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 3: never gonna see that cute man again. I am a

789
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 3: thirteen year old child in cargo shorts and birkenstocks and

790
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 3: a shirt with frogs and they're anatomical names on them.

791
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 3: I don't I'm not gonna win the prize of Tower

792
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 3: Records guy, right.

793
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 1: You don't know. I still didn't get album already.

794
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 3: I still did learn all the words to creep.

795
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 1: There's nothing.

796
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:23,360
Speaker 2: I have always found that a really good way to

797
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 2: trick a guy into liking you is if you you

798
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,319
Speaker 2: find out what bam they're super into, and then you

799
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 2: pretend you're already into them.

800
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:35,240
Speaker 1: That's worked like four different times a lot of movies.

801
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, sorry, let me turn down the Sevado while

802
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 1: I what's that? What do you mean to know?

803
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:40,880
Speaker 5: You like the album Bake Sale?

804
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: You're listening to this?

805
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 2: Yeah?

806
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 5: Can you believe anything?

807
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 6: Lou Barlowe, I'm the guy, that guy, You're that guy

808
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,240
Speaker 6: I like, I love, I love SABAD.

809
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 1: They were good though I wasn't. It wasn't all fake

810
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: on my side.

811
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 5: You can listen to it now and it's still good.

812
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: It's still it's super depressing about someone's divorce.

813
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love an.

814
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 3: Album that's like half while they were together and half

815
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 3: while they broke up.

816
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a.

817
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 3: Few good ones rumors. I feel like Okay Goes. Color

818
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 3: of the Blue Sky is underappreciated for being one of

819
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 3: those albums.

820
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 5: It's like, if you're listening to the audio of a divorce, Look,

821
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 5: my rides here, and then we look back and your

822
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 5: legs are broken.

823
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 1: What did you do? Care? When did you do that?

824
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:27,720
Speaker 5: I just was silent.

825
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:32,439
Speaker 1: It was somewhere during the Cake story. I just saw

826
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 1: the movie Crawl and there's a gratuitously broken leg in it.

827
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,799
Speaker 2: I'm going, don't tell me anything else. I'm going tonight. Oh,

828
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 2: it's just the preview. It's terrific.

829
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,320
Speaker 3: You're gonna have so much fun. Your movie is a previous.

830
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:41,959
Speaker 1: Yeah.

831
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:45,360
Speaker 3: All I can say is you it's excellent. Summer choice.

832
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 1: Yay, summer time.

833
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 5: I don't know anything about it. It's scary.

834
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 1: It haters. Yeah.

835
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 2: The poster is my favorite because my friend just sent

836
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:57,319
Speaker 2: my friend and I Bridger Winninger. We love to go

837
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,120
Speaker 2: see the worst movie we can find, and so and

838
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 2: then and we really genuinely excited and we're disappointed when

839
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 2: it's bad.

840
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: Even though we know that's the.

841
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 5: Reason we're nights. I didn't know you did that too.

842
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do it. We do it quite a bit.

843
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 2: And the nun was a big one when that when that,

844
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 2: what's every Jesus weird stoners?

845
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:19,360
Speaker 5: That was a bizarre choice.

846
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,839
Speaker 1: And now he's driving straight into traffic and.

847
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 5: That guy's I think that maybe.

848
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: They're making a bold left. Yeah, they're just going for it.

849
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 5: That was a very surprising I was it threw us

850
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 5: up off subject.

851
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 1: My heart is racing a little bit.

852
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:35,879
Speaker 5: Yeah.

853
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 2: So the poster for this movie is just an alligator,

854
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 2: a yellow background and alligator. It says on the top

855
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 2: it says what's the name of the cross, and then

856
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 2: on the bottom of it says swim Like hell, yep,

857
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,319
Speaker 2: oh that's great. Isn't that the best? What more do

858
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 2: you need?

859
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 6: Have you heard, you guys heard about these math gators?

860
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,760
Speaker 1: Yes you have right, Yes, sure we all have. Yaho

861
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 1: news it is.

862
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 5: It was the other day on Yahoo doos. It's apparently

863
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 5: it's been a problem that math really registers with reptiles

864
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 5: in particular.

865
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:14,359
Speaker 1: Yeah.

866
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 6: I did some further reading. Other animals fish they don't

867
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 6: care about math.

868
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 1: But gators love it.

869
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, they go crazy for the stuff.

870
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 1: Are you sure the fish don't care? I don't know.

871
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 5: For fish are more bath salt people?

872
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but they really

873
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 2: keep their feelings hidden.

874
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 3: You know, when you're riding with a wild shoal, you

875
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 3: can never tell what.

876
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,359
Speaker 1: Somebody's going to find. You've got to kind of keep

877
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:39,359
Speaker 1: the emotions in check.

878
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 3: Can you imagine trying to do powder drugs under the

879
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 3: sea so frustrating?

880
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:44,720
Speaker 1: What do you even doin to focus?

881
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 6: It's the same thing that you're about to deal with

882
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 6: with this show you're going to do. They're in a school,

883
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 6: so they don't know how to act on their own.

884
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,479
Speaker 6: They're all acting the way they feel the other fish

885
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 6: wanted they hack.

886
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just got to lean into the pack dynamic.

887
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:01,280
Speaker 1: It's not one you can fight left left.

888
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 5: You're good at navigating.

889
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 6: So I'm like, where you have a plan and you're

890
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 6: talking at the same time.

891
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 2: I do, because I realized once we came up on

892
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 2: Melrose pretty quickly.

893
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:15,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I was like, it's too soon. Yeah.

894
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,279
Speaker 3: I do live very close to the Hollywood improv, so

895
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 3: we are forced to circle the Beverly Grove region.

896
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 1: We're doing some circles. But also that's when the.

897
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 2: Most interesting thing things happen, like those guys in the

898
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 2: Money almost killing us.

899
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, correct, correct, stuff.

900
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:33,280
Speaker 1: What a terrible way to go, rushed by a Mini.

901
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: It's just rude. Yeah, killed by a Mini on Beverly.

902
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 3: I guess it's got that anch of dignity above smart car.

903
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 1: It was you know what it was.

904
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,400
Speaker 2: It was that there's a Jason Bourne element to his driving.

905
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 2: Instead of it being an emergency, he was laughing. So

906
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 2: then you're just kind of like you're you're a menace.

907
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 5: And he's in his early twenties, like, it's not I

908
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 5: don't buy it.

909
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,840
Speaker 3: That's why I said, stoner in this neighborhood, that's exactly

910
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 3: who's driving nice cars. This is a rich child's haven

911
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 3: food in Los Angeles.

912
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 1: I mean, hey, I am rich in every way but money.

913
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 3: I also say that from the stage. So I'll just

914
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:15,240
Speaker 3: save the materials from out of the car. She's calling

915
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 3: herself on it. Yes, I will sell police. I couldn't

916
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 3: stop it from happening, but I will address that. Can

917
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 3: I sort of address that? Yes, I put that fowl

918
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 3: air into the car and.

919
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,320
Speaker 5: I'll pull it back hands And even though I dropped

920
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 5: a big stinker with it. I really I have said

921
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 5: helen a handbasket on stage. It wasn't just a tweet.

922
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 3: I was bracing my guilt and shame about delivering food

923
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,240
Speaker 3: in Los Angeles, which I still frequently do for money.

924
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 3: Got to because it's it's just a soul scarring experience.

925
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 2: Because you have to go up and actually interact with

926
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:50,399
Speaker 2: the people who order.

927
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,840
Speaker 3: I do have to give the food to the humans

928
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 3: in the In this gig economy, you learn your ins

929
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 3: and outs, and there's a couple of these services wherein

930
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,160
Speaker 3: you do not see the tip first. And I can't

931
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 3: do that anymore. Yeah, I can't take one hundred and

932
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 3: eighty dollars a sushi into the Hollywood Hills for.

933
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: A thank you. Yeah. Fuck that person.

934
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 3: Oh man, I know your address. Yeah, I don't understand

935
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 3: why you do this. Well, you don't aggress the aggrationale.

936
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 2: I would like to ask a question, and maybe it's

937
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 2: your own question and I shouldn't be asking it, but

938
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,800
Speaker 2: I got some fucking zankou chick in the other day,

939
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 2: which when you live in Los Angeles, you know that

940
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 2: when you're ordering that stuff.

941
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 1: You need it. You need it and want it. It turned.

942
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:28,439
Speaker 2: It goes from like, oh, this is what I'm gonna

943
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 2: have for dinner too. Oh my god, this is going

944
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:31,439
Speaker 2: to be the best.

945
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 1: I'm going to die unless I ate this immediately.

946
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so I order it and the guy comes.

947
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 2: First of all, it put it not to the Zanku

948
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 2: closest to my house, but Zanku in Hollywood, which is

949
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:44,399
Speaker 2: very far away.

950
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 1: I didn't get that.

951
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 2: Yes, and then the guy shows up. It says he's

952
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,319
Speaker 2: at your house. I look outside, there's no one there.

953
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:52,359
Speaker 2: No one knocks on my door.

954
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 1: I'm waiting.

955
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 5: I'm waiting.

956
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,399
Speaker 1: I look out. I finally look out.

957
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 2: The guy's parked up in front of the next house,

958
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 2: but he's hasn't gotten out of the car. And then

959
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 2: I look at my app and it says food's been delivered.

960
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: Thank you. How much of a tip do you want

961
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: to give? And I keep trying to get out of that.

962
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 5: Yeah.

963
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 2: So he basically said he delivered it or that I

964
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 2: didn't answer in five minutes.

965
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 1: But he never got out of the car. Yes, he

966
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 1: didn't bring it to the door.

967
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 2: I was supposed to walk out to his motherfucking car

968
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,839
Speaker 2: and he wasn't even parked in front of my house.

969
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: Can I ask was this? Yeah?

970
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the worst and the hardest. I can

971
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 3: tell you a few things that would have happened there.

972
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 3: First of all, he had like three other orders in

973
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:31,839
Speaker 3: the car. Okay, that's why it went to Zanku far

974
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 3: away from you. He was far away from you, and

975
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 3: that Zanku was either had a bunch of orders or

976
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 3: was in a cluster of restaurants.

977
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: Okay.

978
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 3: So that dude bounced from like sushi to chicken to

979
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:44,359
Speaker 3: sandwiches and you were in the middle of that delivery. Oka,

980
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 3: Either he was hungry and ate your chicken. I'm not

981
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 3: going to roll out that pility or the map pin

982
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 3: unbeknownst to you, or at no fault of yours really

983
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:55,800
Speaker 3: did send him to that place.

984
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: Maybe he got out of the car, maybe he didn't.

985
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 3: Maybe he tried to text you and it didn't go through,

986
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 3: because it goes through it like hide your number system.

987
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 3: Oh right, my bet. He can't leave without waiting that

988
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 3: fifteen minutes. He can't get to the next stop he's

989
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 3: supposed to go to.

990
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 1: Uh.

991
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:16,720
Speaker 3: So there isn't a lot of benefit in stealing the food.

992
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,839
Speaker 3: The most likely circumstances that you got boned by the technology,

993
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 3: and that guy was unwilling to try hard to deliver

994
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 3: the food. I'm scrupulous. I like get out and I'll

995
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 3: hunt it down and I'll actually call you. I have

996
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 3: like enough complexes about service work that like I do

997
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:34,439
Speaker 3: it well. I do not blame anyone who just sits

998
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,840
Speaker 3: Nate's the chicken. I got lost in Marina del Rey's

999
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,359
Speaker 3: in Misstriana apartment complex. I tried to call a guy

1000
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 3: for five minutes, and I just started fucking eating.

1001
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 1: His California chicken cafe.

1002
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:45,399
Speaker 3: And I did not carry You ordered all white meat

1003
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,800
Speaker 3: with no sauces. Sucker, you don't even get your food.

1004
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 1: You're not even low carb. You got bread. Well, but

1005
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 1: my thing.

1006
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 2: Was it wasn't fifteen minutes, it was five, Yeah, And

1007
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 2: I tried to text him yeah, saying I can see

1008
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 2: your car.

1009
00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 1: You're not in front of the right house.

1010
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 2: And then I watched him race away, so there was

1011
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 2: other whatever it was. I just kind of went, what

1012
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 2: a bummer that you have to drive all the way

1013
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 2: over here, and you didn't even like because you won't

1014
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 2: get out of the car right. It didn't I because

1015
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 2: then it wouldn't let me off the tip page, so

1016
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 2: I entered zero dollars and zero shus for the tips, Like,

1017
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 2: fuck you dude, you wouldn't just all you had to

1018
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,920
Speaker 2: do is walk to my door, which is like ten feet.

1019
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:25,800
Speaker 1: Yes, it wasn't like you had to go through.

1020
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 2: An apartment complex or like any kind of a bummer situation.

1021
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:29,760
Speaker 1: It was very odd.

1022
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 3: I feel like I don't use it enough as a

1023
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:34,239
Speaker 3: customer to know, but people sometimes do just meet me

1024
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 3: outside like they were prompted to do so by the app.

1025
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 3: That usually happens if you have a bunch of food

1026
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 3: in the car. It's just insidious, Like that guy had

1027
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:45,680
Speaker 3: cold taco bell and someone else calling it that's another possibility.

1028
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 1: Oh he's got ness by someone else. It happens all

1029
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: the fun.

1030
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,799
Speaker 6: I haven't eaten at soccer Well for a while, but

1031
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 6: I ordered some from the old The last dress I

1032
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 6: was at, it defaulted to that man I'm in Marina Delray.

1033
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 6: So he went all the way to Low's Feelies and

1034
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 6: my stomach and.

1035
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 1: I called him.

1036
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 6: I'm like, I'm so sorry, you're going to the wrong place.

1037
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:08,799
Speaker 6: You don't I'll pay you, you don't have to come.

1038
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 6: He's like, oh, I'm coming. He was like angry about it,

1039
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 6: and it took him like an hour, and then he

1040
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 6: was just on my porch with a fistful of cold

1041
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 6: taco bell and he just shoved it in my face.

1042
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 6: And he was sweaty and angry and wearing a Freddy Krueger.

1043
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 3: And I felt to complete your deliveries to get bonuses, right,

1044
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,400
Speaker 3: those are the only thing that worked.

1045
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 6: But he was so angry that it was traumatic. I

1046
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 6: didn't want to eat the food. He was so angry

1047
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,239
Speaker 6: that I'm like, well, this isn't even safe to eat.

1048
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 1: Ye, he's spin on it.

1049
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:41,240
Speaker 6: I went outside to say, hey, man, that was inappropriate.

1050
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 5: Anger.

1051
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 6: Also, here's a handful of cash, like seven bucks to

1052
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:47,320
Speaker 6: and he was peeing on the side of my house

1053
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 6: like the I understand the ride was a long ride

1054
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 6: and he had to go to the bathroom. I pulled

1055
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 6: over to pee, but I but I still gave him

1056
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 6: that money while he peed on my geraniums.

1057
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 3: Well done, both of you were right. It's a horrible

1058
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 3: it's a horrible existence. People do wait too long, and

1059
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 3: they do get their food. Just disappeared a responsor.

1060
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 1: I mean, we can.

1061
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 2: Bleep the name. I think everyone knows though, but I've

1062
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 2: used all. I've used all and the thing I think

1063
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:18,800
Speaker 2: is funny and that runs throughout are and it's always dudes.

1064
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 1: Dudes won't come to your door.

1065
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 2: And it's literally like it's honestly like that you pull

1066
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 2: There was one guy that pulled up and I I

1067
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:29,480
Speaker 2: stood on my porch and with my arms crossed.

1068
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 1: It was just like, what are you doing?

1069
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 2: Like the idea that you think you're going to work

1070
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 2: for a delivery app and not get out of your car?

1071
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 1: Fuck you? Yeah, yeah, Wow, that's crazy.

1072
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,360
Speaker 6: I think it'd be fun to do it and just

1073
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 6: put on roller skates and skate up to the door

1074
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 6: like it's the all tide.

1075
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 1: Getting up is the best part.

1076
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 3: Like I've done ride share and I won't because you

1077
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 3: can't ever get out of your car. You're trapped for

1078
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 3: question mark. You don't know how long. Wow, getting up

1079
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,879
Speaker 3: is the best part. Breathe the fresh air.

1080
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, walk around a little bit.

1081
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 2: I guess I did feel bad. It was there's a

1082
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 2: lot of problems. I'm responsible for what comes to my door.

1083
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,400
Speaker 2: I'm responsible for what happens in my life.

1084
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 1: No, you're not. That is responsible.

1085
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 3: It's the worst, uh, you know, unless they are a

1086
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 3: sponsor in which case, congratulations and everybody please use it

1087
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:19,920
Speaker 3: eagerly with the proper code.

1088
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 5: But Henry, he had a song about waffle houses where

1089
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 5: it's just a list of how descriptively.

1090
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 6: How gross they are, and they he got a cease

1091
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:34,840
Speaker 6: and assist letter that was like handwritten and so kind

1092
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,320
Speaker 6: that he felt really bad and changed.

1093
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 5: He just changed it to an unnamed place.

1094
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 6: But then at the end he accidentally blurts waffle house.

1095
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:44,360
Speaker 1: So it's so funny.

1096
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 6: But yeah, yeah, I remember that it'd be fun to

1097
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 6: get a letter from a business please stop it and

1098
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 6: written it's like, god, I'm famous. Like that time Walter

1099
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:58,800
Speaker 6: Mondale said my mom a Christmas card. I had to

1100
00:48:58,840 --> 00:48:59,359
Speaker 6: see it as.

1101
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 5: Really in kind of of course smudged it.

1102
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:03,839
Speaker 1: I never heard the end of that was And it

1103
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:05,919
Speaker 1: was real. You can't sell it on to it now.

1104
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 5: That was a genuine It was a real Mondale.

1105
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 1: Well, he also did what did your mom send a

1106
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:17,759
Speaker 1: Christmas card? First? Yeah? Did she initiate the correspondence?

1107
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 6: I think he just liked some of some of the

1108
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 6: work she was doing to support him being elected.

1109
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:27,720
Speaker 2: Oh okay, all right, I thought you meant when working

1110
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 2: at the page or whatever place.

1111
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 6: No, no, guest company. No, oh yeah, yeah, no, it

1112
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:35,319
Speaker 6: was just I'm not sure why. I think it was like,

1113
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 6: thank you for ordering the poster. We ordered this, or

1114
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 6: I didn't order it. I as a child when.

1115
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Speaker 5: A poster arrived and it was Mondale and who was

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Speaker 5: running at Ferrara.

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Speaker 6: Geraldine Ferrara or Ferraro not Ferrari. But it was the

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Speaker 6: like her as the Scales of Justice liberty lady with

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Speaker 6: a brast out, so it was just like running mate

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Speaker 6: with an exposed titty on the poster.

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Speaker 1: Who made that poster?

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Speaker 5: And it was naked boob? I ever saw?

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Speaker 1: Did your mom draw that poster? That's the work he loved?

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Speaker 5: Maybe that was it?

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Speaker 1: Oh man, that was it.

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Speaker 5: It was her early poster where I can't. I hope

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Speaker 5: that guy tripped. I hope he tripped.

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Speaker 1: Look how cute that dog.

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Speaker 5: I hope he tripped over his cute dog. That dog

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Speaker 5: has one missing eye.

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Speaker 1: He does, you're still doing it. I'm going to go.

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Speaker 3: Oh little My dog was so mad when I left.

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Speaker 3: She was not interested, and she wanted to come so badly.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:39,799
Speaker 3: I took her out for a little break, you know,

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00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 3: just to see if she had to whee before you

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00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:44,880
Speaker 3: arrived and she just went to the car and stood

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Speaker 3: by it. She knew I was leaving. It's like you're

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Speaker 3: taking me. We're going to the mall right, I'm going

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Speaker 3: to teen tours.

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Speaker 1: I can't.

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Speaker 2: You can't handle the comedy. That's gonna beat. It's gonna props.

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00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 1: Although the dog is a good a small all right,

1144
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:00,439
Speaker 1: jokes aren't working. She does tricks. Come here maker, Yeah,

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00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:00,879
Speaker 1: that's right.

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Speaker 6: That pack mentality though, of those teens, and would just

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00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:04,959
Speaker 6: tear that part.

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00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 1: She's an alpha. She'd lead them twelve.

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00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:10,360
Speaker 3: Pounds a dog at the front of a pack of

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00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 3: teenagers just running down Melrose.

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00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:18,360
Speaker 6: Which is right here, speaking of taking a ride, closing thoughts,

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00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,239
Speaker 6: closing statements.

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00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 5: When is our tour? Where I know it?

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00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 2: I tell the people, want to make sure you know that,

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00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,240
Speaker 2: you know we know gues fifteenth.

1156
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 3: We were at a DNA's comedy lab in Santa Cruz.

1157
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 3: These are all album release parties, all hosts for friends

1158
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:40,359
Speaker 3: Chris Fairbanks and Jackie Casia And what a tour. Yeah,

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00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 3: oh my god, that's kind of going to do it

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00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:44,240
Speaker 3: in a car too, in a real car. We're driving

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00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,719
Speaker 3: up and then we got a little airbnb in the

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00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:48,799
Speaker 3: North Bay to stay in the whole darm time. We

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00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:52,360
Speaker 3: really cool, and then we stay in. We go to

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Speaker 3: San Francisco at the Verity Club on the sixteenth me

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00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:00,440
Speaker 3: I think Italian for green in this instance, a lot

1166
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:08,839
Speaker 3: of Germanic romantic romance languages on those seventy for at

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00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 3: the Griffo in Pedaloma. You can get tickets at all

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00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:16,160
Speaker 3: those places, or at comedy at Caitlin Gilcomedy dot com.

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00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 3: Because I lost the rights to Caitlin Gill dot com.

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00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 3: But that comedy, oh, just to many of my lapsed payments,

1171
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:27,400
Speaker 3: became a website, and I keep getting these emails from

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00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 3: the sharks that snapped it up that are like, if

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00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 3: you want your web domain back, it's just five thousand dollars.

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00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 1: I want you to die in a fire for same.

1175
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:36,360
Speaker 5: Oh, that's like a scam.

1176
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:38,319
Speaker 1: It is a scam. It is exactly a scam. But

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00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:39,840
Speaker 1: Gil Comedy was that for me.

1178
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:43,799
Speaker 2: It's a dumb scam. It's like it's not like they're

1179
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 2: they're finding like recent lottery winners, you know what I mean.

1180
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 2: It's no, they're doing it to comics.

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00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, start with my taxes first. We're backwards, you're not.

1182
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 3: You got to pick a more appropriate number. I appreciate

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00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 3: the belief that that scam artist has in my potential.

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00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 3: I mean, I share that belief, or it wouldn't still

1185
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 3: be delusionarly living in Los Angeles. But someday you gotta believe.

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00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 3: Man if I had five thousand dollars to sneeze, but.

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Speaker 2: Now you have to do Caitlin Gill dot ed, Yeah,

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00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:19,840
Speaker 2: I can Gil dot comedy.

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Speaker 3: I guess I'll still take you there. Now it's Kaitlin

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00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 3: Gilcomedy dot com. All the tickets are there. And then

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00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 3: I keep going up to Eureka and Salem and Portland

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00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 3: and Seattle and a whole bunch of other places. I'm

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00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 3: road tripping with my dad, which is gonna be ridiculous.

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00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:36,320
Speaker 3: So Dad will be at the merch table and he

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00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:40,360
Speaker 3: won't let you walk by without fine records.

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00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 1: To look out.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and when I come back, I'm road tripping with

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Speaker 5: my sister.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome. Back there, that's super fun. We're gonna have.

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Speaker 5: Fun, family comedy, fun, drive time.

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Speaker 3: My dad's such a goofy fan. And we took this trip.

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00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 3: I had shows in Portland and they came up, my

1203
00:53:57,239 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 3: dad and my stepmom and Kathy left a little early.

1204
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:02,080
Speaker 3: Dad and I drove back together. We stayed at a

1205
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 3: casino seven Feathers on the way down, and my dad's

1206
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 3: just so hooked. He's like planning roots, like, well, there's

1207
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:11,719
Speaker 3: this casino and I've looked at pictures not there. Yeah,

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00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 3: it's like we're on Airbnb's and casinos. He's totally hooked. So, yes,

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00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,320
Speaker 3: we are taking this crazy West Coast trip together.

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Speaker 6: Anyone in this car or taking it? I know the answer.

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00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,840
Speaker 6: Taking a photo in front of that pink wall. There's

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00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 6: just a pink wall the store that at the Paul

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00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:28,280
Speaker 6: Smith store and everyone there's a group of people waiting

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00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 6: to take a photo in front of a wall that's

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00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 6: simply painted pink.

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00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 1: And it's like it's instagram famous.

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00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like on the probably they mentioned it on

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00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:39,880
Speaker 6: one of those double decker start to our buses.

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Speaker 1: Are you killing Eve fans? Yeah, I'm not murdered.

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Speaker 5: Oh it's a show.

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00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:46,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's great.

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00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 3: Someone asks Eve for a picture to put on their

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00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 3: Instagram because she's dressed fabulously and her response is just

1224
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 3: picture perfect, like no in a life. Yeah, it's impressive.

1225
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Speaker 3: How instagrammable this particular strip is.

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00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:05,239
Speaker 1: Look at these teens. I know the audiences common. They

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00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 1: seem like nice time time all right.

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Speaker 3: Lest my final plea if August second, grab up a

1229
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:19,839
Speaker 3: copy of Major. It's available everywhere Major. But for now

1230
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:24,640
Speaker 3: I must step into the purgatory that is entertaining kids

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Speaker 3: fourteen to seventeen.

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Speaker 5: It's going to be great.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 2: It sucks so bad, but thank you so much for

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Speaker 2: being on this. That felt like the shortest ride of

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Speaker 2: all time.

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Speaker 1: I had a delightful time.

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Speaker 5: I think it was good.

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00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:39,800
Speaker 1: Okay good, Yeah, it felt fast perfect.

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00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,319
Speaker 3: I should say, as a fan of the pod, you

1241
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 3: should know that inevitably your theme song makes me tear up.

1242
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:49,200
Speaker 1: Oh was it really? Every time? I'm a soft touch.

1243
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:52,400
Speaker 3: I have to wear song lasses to concerts like humans

1244
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:55,480
Speaker 3: collaborating to make music makes me cry. But it's rare

1245
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:57,839
Speaker 3: that a recorded song I've heard many times and there's

1246
00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 3: a short list really get me. But I have to

1247
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 3: listen beginning and end because it's always the end one.

1248
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,919
Speaker 3: But so whoever else is out there listening that gets

1249
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:08,479
Speaker 3: a little misty eyed when they hear this theme song,

1250
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 3: you are not alone.

1251
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 1: One of my favorites. That's the ultimate compliment.

1252
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:13,919
Speaker 5: That's good.

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00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 1: I mean the mouth worn the sweet. It's just the best.

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00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 1: We really didn't come together, and we came together on

1255
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:20,360
Speaker 1: that one.

1256
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 5: One of our first come togethers.

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00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:27,600
Speaker 1: That's the best. Have a great it'll be strong set.

1258
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 1: You're in charge. That's right, you're safe. Tell me what

1259
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:34,799
Speaker 1: to do. No, I'm a thirty eight year old woman.

1260
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:38,839
Speaker 1: I'm strong. You're a Yes, I'm gonna I can wear

1261
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:41,799
Speaker 1: a talk ten shirt. It's totally fine. You're totally mind.

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Speaker 5: I don't know I went on if I'm a school bally.

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Speaker 1: Thanks guys, thank you, have a good night, you too.

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00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:54,479
Speaker 5: And I think now is a good time to remind people.

1265
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:56,400
Speaker 5: Go to Apple Podcasts, give us a.

1266
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:58,920
Speaker 1: Good review, rate review, and subscribe and.

1267
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:01,040
Speaker 6: Tell your friends, even if it's on the street, do

1268
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 6: have grassroots. Go just go somewhere, write it down on

1269
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:07,880
Speaker 6: a piece of paper, slide it over to a stranger.

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00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000
Speaker 1: Please you beg You'll tell.

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00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:11,360
Speaker 5: Your friends if that's more comfortable.

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00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever it takes.

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00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,640
Speaker 6: And oh and our merch. Yeah, a lot of people

1274
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 6: are like, where do you get the merch? You get

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00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:18,600
Speaker 6: it exactly right dot com.

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00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 2: That's right on the exactly right website. There's a merch page.

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00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 2: And I think it has merched from all the podcasts

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00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 2: that are on Exactly Right, but most especially the Chris

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00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 2: Fairbanks designed Do You Need a Ride shirt, which I

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00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 2: love and would wear.

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00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:34,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, i'd wear too.

1282
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:36,360
Speaker 6: But then every time you wear one of your own

1283
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 6: shirts you get rassed by your friends.

1284
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:39,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, give your raspberries.

1285
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 1: You deserve it, because that means you're a dumb dick.

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00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 1: It's just the first.

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00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 5: Shirt in my drawer. I do keep it in a drawer,

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00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:57,439
Speaker 5: This dumb dick You've been listening to Do you Need

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00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 5: a Ride?

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00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 1: Arc?

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Speaker 6: This has been an exactly Right production produced by Annalise Nelson.

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00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:15,479
Speaker 5: Mixed by Edson Choi.

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00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:17,760
Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Coottner.

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00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 5: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.

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00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:21,880
Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:25,160
Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

1297
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 2: podcast That's d y n Ar podcast.

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00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 5: For more information, go to exactly Rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh You're welcome.