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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. There's I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock. Yes, that Kevin Pollock. What's happen? Well? As

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Speaker 1: I suggested, why don't you think about what you said? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: dear friends and or listeners. Over the years, I've been

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Speaker 1: crazy lucky to see my fair share of alchemy. Not

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Speaker 1: too long ago, while having my wired, my wired, my

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Speaker 1: jaw wired shot to play the part of a diet guru,

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Speaker 1: the idea hit me. What if I brought together the

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Speaker 1: right creative people and asked them to make sure that

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Speaker 1: I've based on my own twisted lukey ideas, and then

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Speaker 1: offer a podcast of this seeming magical froud That's I'd

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Speaker 1: call it alchemy. Stop pulling your sister's hair legs. Well,

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Speaker 1: after a bit of title thing, I'm so very proud

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Speaker 1: to welcome you, dear friends, to another episode of Alchemy.

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Speaker 1: They's let's meet our alchemists, shall we? In no particular order,

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Speaker 1: Let's hear from Craig at Caste Kacow how many times

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Speaker 1: a day do you shout at strangers? Hey, don't tell

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Speaker 1: me I stink. Hey don't tell me I stink. One

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Speaker 1: at least here, let's say how do due to Joey

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Speaker 1: Greer Joe ray Me. Uh did you wash under there recently?

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Speaker 1: Can't tell peep. It's the lovely Vanessa Ragland Ragland Rock.

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Speaker 1: What's the only thing you you'd like your son to

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Speaker 1: do before his next birthday? Oh? Just one thing about

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Speaker 1: It's Chris Alvarado. Chris, what can you do better than most?

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Speaker 1: Spellas your age? Breakdads breakdad? Yeah, correct, that's what I happened. Uh. Last,

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Speaker 1: but Don Johnson kick you in the crocket if you

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Speaker 1: think of least Mr James Eny James gonna call you

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Speaker 1: Kenny the kitchen whisper. That's on my birth certificate. A

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Speaker 1: let's go with that. Our first scene. It's another all

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Speaker 1: nighter at Earl's Diner off the Jersey Turnpipe, and the

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Speaker 1: staff and customers are not exactly in the best of spirits.

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Speaker 1: Turl at your orders up? I got it? Uh, Table

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Speaker 1: Seven's bring it up? Which one is seven? I don't remember?

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Speaker 1: On the right, fourth on the right, see it should

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Speaker 1: be table four. Can we rename these tables? The fourth

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Speaker 1: on the right is table seven. We've got a problem

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Speaker 1: with the steak. It's too si shut up, toad, Look,

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Speaker 1: we just need another steak. Okay, see it. Yeah, nobody's

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Speaker 1: see you. It's too thar. That's what the customer said. Yes,

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Speaker 1: they said, can you please take this backage table? Is

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Speaker 1: the customer, but I have table seventh? What toad, what

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Speaker 1: are you counting? Are you counting the seventh table like

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Speaker 1: it should be? Or you on the fourth table from

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Speaker 1: them going from the door to the center out. Oh

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Speaker 1: I've lost my appetite. Frankly, that's that's horrible. Yeah, can

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Speaker 1: I tell you about it? Is ad options? We got

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Speaker 1: o Gooey's what's not in a new we go A

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Speaker 1: great question? Yea sui and it's gooey. Look, can you

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Speaker 1: give us a moment? I was just I'm sure I

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Speaker 1: can wait all night, honey, just telling my son about

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Speaker 1: my war service. Oh, thank you for your service? Are

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Speaker 1: we go? We on the house? Just kidding. We can't

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Speaker 1: afford to do that. I have something stuck in my

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Speaker 1: butt right now. I'm so sorry I said that. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I'm humiliated. I'm so tired. But there's something

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Speaker 1: back there. I'll leave you guys to talk about your service.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Again, I apologize. I'm sure it's something surgical.

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Speaker 1: M and then is died right in front of me.

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Speaker 1: You don't, you don't, you don't. You never let on

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Speaker 1: like this said come out his head came right out

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Speaker 1: of his head. If you don't mind, I'm having dinner

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Speaker 1: with my daughter here and we can hear your conversation. Ma'am,

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Speaker 1: it's okay, I'm sorry. Just keep bit lower. Thank me

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Speaker 1: for my service, Thank you for your serving. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: it's my daughter's birthday. I'd really like to choice. It's okay,

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Speaker 1: So just if you could keep it, enjoy every year

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Speaker 1: you get with her. They're precious. Okay, Dad, she can

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Speaker 1: use that voice a little time. That's her voice. She

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Speaker 1: is six, Dad, Dad, Dad, relaxed, Relax, It's good to

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Speaker 1: get the stuff off my chest all these years. Here's

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Speaker 1: a new wee gooey for yes, sir, I didn't want this, dad. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's okay, it's right. Sorry. What is in that? It's

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Speaker 1: just it looks like you told us. You what you

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Speaker 1: told us. He told us that you were you were

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Speaker 1: a numbers man in the war. Yeah, that's right, acut

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Speaker 1: in the number of my patriots. A dad, why today,

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Speaker 1: why are you telling me this now? Does mom? No? No?

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Speaker 1: Did I have you order tomato bisk soapa. Now did

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Speaker 1: I get wrong? Hello? This is my table seven. This

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Speaker 1: is the actual table seven for a table on the right.

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Speaker 1: Forget it, boy? No, you forget it? Wait? Did you

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Speaker 1: call me boys? I said bye? No, come back here?

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Speaker 1: You called me boy? You called me boy. I'm a woman.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what you are. You are you

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Speaker 1: know exactly what I? Oh? I don't. I love to human?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right, okay, very cute. Doesn't cute? Ladies a woman?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? It's called me? He thank you. We'll see

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Speaker 1: what we'll see. This one wants me. But this old

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Speaker 1: man wants me bad. He's a war hero. He saw

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Speaker 1: meninda as his head school shower. Don't say that, you do.

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Speaker 1: You do have enough? Nice buddy? Thank you. Wow, that

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Speaker 1: wasn't even off putting in the least. My daughter and

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Speaker 1: I have been waiting and no one's come to ours.

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Speaker 1: You know what, Let me tell you why we haven't

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Speaker 1: come to your table, ma'am or sir, whatever the case name,

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Speaker 1: Because you have got your daughter here for the sixth

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Speaker 1: birthday at one in the morning. That's crazy. You don't

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Speaker 1: of crazy people? Him him him, Oh god, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: nobody relaxed. Hit him again, hit him? You have cream coming?

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Speaker 1: Oh like, oh that's what it was, creamer dad, dad, dad?

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Speaker 1: What's what? What? What's bringing all this on the less?

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Speaker 1: Thirty years? Forty years? You think I just I just

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Speaker 1: needed to tell it to you. No, I gotta I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna be around forever. I need to get this

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Speaker 1: off my chest. Then the way that Kowalski's heart came

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Speaker 1: out of his chest, wow, wow, shut him from behind.

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Speaker 1: You've always told me that the greatest thing I could

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Speaker 1: do for myself is get my golf game to Pard,

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Speaker 1: to golf of a waste of time. But you always say,

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Speaker 1: get your golf game to Park, get your golf. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what I meant by that. Even like eighty,

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Speaker 1: which is eight over par is a pretty good schools

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Speaker 1: Ready for the check? Did we order anything? You? Just

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Speaker 1: you even us? Are you not table seven? Actually? I'd

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Speaker 1: like to take their check whatever it is. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I couldn't help it over here, I strangers. I think

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Speaker 1: you got snow on your coat. I like that. I

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Speaker 1: bring it with me. Are you? Um? You served? I did?

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Speaker 1: I did not pleasure I uh. I got out as

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Speaker 1: soon as I could. So you you served and then

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Speaker 1: got out, or you never served, never served it, you

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Speaker 1: got out of potentially served to get out of it.

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Speaker 1: Do you want me to bring you a new week eat?

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Speaker 1: Or does he let's go on for the table, Let's

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Speaker 1: get another one? Allay to what we go? He's coming

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Speaker 1: out and we don't. We can cover our own bill.

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Speaker 1: It's okay, please, it's at least I can do. Take

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Speaker 1: your fingers out of my mount. Okay, you have such

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Speaker 1: a pretty amount. I didn't serve. I didn't want to, huh.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think of something that I should do, and

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Speaker 1: so the fact that you did, thank you. I appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: So let me just at least I can just pick

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Speaker 1: up the tab, all right. I don't think we've paid

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Speaker 1: for anything. We didn't have any ordering. Then let's order

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Speaker 1: some stuff. Does somebody say, what is something? I don't

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Speaker 1: think it was me over here? We're trying name. Yes, psycho,

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Speaker 1: it's one in the morning. It's one in the morning.

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Speaker 1: This is not appropriate for you, six year old. We

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Speaker 1: just flew in from Los Angeles. It's oh, they just

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Speaker 1: flew in from that angelis congratulating them. I mean it's

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Speaker 1: her father lives out here, and we're meeting him tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: You've never met the father. She's meeting him tomorrow. I

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Speaker 1: met the father. Don't you know how biology works? The

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles? Oh great? Another story? We connected at Burbank, California? Yes,

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Speaker 1: is there another Burbank? Listen to him? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Go on, go on, go on. If I know one thing,

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Speaker 1: take your head up my bible. I'm sorry. I just

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Speaker 1: I got you all some patoes inmatoes? What is that?

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Speaker 1: Potatoes and tomatoes? Yeah, without a big dipping pad of

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Speaker 1: sauces in the middle. You can dip potatoes or tomatoes.

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Speaker 1: Then that looks good thinking and he is another legally

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Speaker 1: then this cream coming out of your mouth? Oh shit,

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Speaker 1: I keep putting their places fine to me. I'm sure, okay,

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Speaker 1: look that I'm glad you share this with me. Hold

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Speaker 1: continue on. What happened? Would you kill anybody? What happened?

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Speaker 1: Did I kill anybody? Yeah? How did you do it?

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Speaker 1: Don't whisper that in my ear. Talk to my dad,

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Speaker 1: and I just I didn't serve. I didn't want to

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Speaker 1: killed so many guys. Oh they were just kids, yeah,

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Speaker 1: kids like a little kids like they're not like the

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Speaker 1: little girl over there, be specific, be specific, but they

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Speaker 1: were kids and they were human. I didn't and otherwise,

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Speaker 1: but they tried to make his things. It's not confusing him, stranger.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to get my stories out to catch up.

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Speaker 1: What is what are you ship? What is that? What

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Speaker 1: the hell is this? Oh my god, I don't need

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Speaker 1: the kitchen? Why are you wet? Right said? You came

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Speaker 1: home with a flame of catch up? No we don't

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Speaker 1: want that. Okay, here's a fish dish? Whoa what did

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Speaker 1: that do? What? I got? Fries? That a kup table?

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Speaker 1: Seven fish dishtoes? That doesn't rhyme? Now, oh, catch up?

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Speaker 1: But I didn't need to get him with the bread.

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Speaker 1: Bring you catch up? Than you? You know what rhymes

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Speaker 1: with poud loud shroud because it's missing? Is this what

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Speaker 1: Ryan said? Loud saying you're proud of me? Alright, sweetheart,

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Speaker 1: we should just go. They're not going to serve us.

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Speaker 1: I know it is, tiff, but we're just gonna have

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Speaker 1: to go somewhere else. Oh no, Tiffany, that goddamn cry Jesus. Person,

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Speaker 1: carry a gun. Here's the gun? You use the gun?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing? Job? Oh my gosh, alright, relax, relax, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: oh you're you all stopped to relax? Oh okay, my

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Speaker 1: dad is a war hero. Thank you for your service.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you for Tiffany. Say, what is that?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Okay, just we're PLoud of you, Dad, PLoud.

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Speaker 1: I'm proud to be an American and so are we all?

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Speaker 1: Can we say the pledge of allegiance in the way out?

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Speaker 1: Could we do Happy Birthday? Also? I don't know? Okay.

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Speaker 1: At the same time, wait, who's doing what stands under God?

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Speaker 1: Happy Birthday? They can't? Oh God. Spirits are in the air.

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Speaker 1: At the mansion of Agnes and Abigail Peabody. They have

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Speaker 1: gathered several friends for their annual seance, the famous media

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Speaker 1: Milton Chessiqua as the center seat. This is exciting. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't believe in these things, is my opinion. I've

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Speaker 1: never seen any proof of spirits. May believe yet, but

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Speaker 1: rest destroed winten. The clock strikes midnight, You've probably feel

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Speaker 1: something spooky. Okay, Well, where's Agnis? Yeah, I'm here, sister,

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Speaker 1: come out as just in the worsh room, washing my

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Speaker 1: body as you have to do before. I wanted to

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Speaker 1: make sense. No scheme on my body for the spits

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Speaker 1: horn on too well, it's a bunch of hogwash if

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Speaker 1: you ask me, really, it's a bunch of hogwash. You're

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Speaker 1: saying that in the presence of Milton Chessiqua. I'm skeptic. Sorry, Milton,

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling so I was doing necessary, but I knew it.

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling someone. I'm feeling the letter jan Who does

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Speaker 1: Isn't my uncle Marty? Ma? No, is there an uncle? Mark? No?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, you believe? Are you gonna move your car

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Speaker 1: you because nine nine, Yeah, I know, and I'm happy

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Speaker 1: There's only one way to do that. I'm reading in

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Speaker 1: Welcome to heaven, man. Thanks, Yeah, I'm Mark. Oh hey,

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Speaker 1: right off baby Lamb. If this was hell, why are

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Speaker 1: a pitchfork. You're obviously the devil, aren't you the smart one? Look?

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Speaker 1: If I'm in hell, just tell me I'm thank you now.

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Speaker 1: to talk to bebody about how you might get there.

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Speaker 1: Beat out? Yeah, hello, I'm sorry, I'm busy right now.

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Speaker 1: What can I help you with? Okay? I was told

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Speaker 1: by Satan to talk to you. To talk to Satan?

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Speaker 1: What a boar? I right? What can I help you with?

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Speaker 1: I mean it was it was a relatively interesting conversation. Please,

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Speaker 1: you've been around for that long, has nothing to talk about.

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Speaker 1: Come on, here's more paperwork? Thank you? Oh God? Look

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Speaker 1: at this? Okay? How am I gonna get tough? All

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Speaker 1: this paperwork up? Look? At what the puppies look at that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we have fun. We have fun. We're gonna help you

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Speaker 1: with Okay, I I I recently died. Yes, I realized

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Speaker 1: from an infection that spread through us your body. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I was alive for three weeks after I was told

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Speaker 1: I was a ghost, and then I had a horrific infection,

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Speaker 1: and then cat litter got in the infection. I tried

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Speaker 1: tons of catshits stuck in the festering wound, and I

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Speaker 1: died from that. I'm realizing that now a way to go?

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Speaker 1: What I way to go? Feeling like a real sucker. Um,

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Speaker 1: But I was told that I'm in help. But I

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Speaker 1: can talk my way up to heaven. That's right. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, he told you that. Yeah, that's one thing

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Speaker 1: you can do to get to have it. That's right. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you gotta go back to Earth. Go up. Let's then, Uh,

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Speaker 1: don't freak out. You don't even know what you're gonna

436
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Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, you gotta go back. You gotta

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Speaker 1: just go to to the vessel. Radar vessel. Somebody who's

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Speaker 1: got the soul really depleted? Someone just sad, all right,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in somebody else's body. Yeah, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be born as them. Take this person. Take You're gonna

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Speaker 1: take it over, and then you gotta do some jobs

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Speaker 1: for it, all right? What kind of jobs? Some work

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Speaker 1: isn't a big deal. It's gonna be straight at that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: who is this person? Alright? We got to get two options, alright, okay, alright.

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Speaker 1: The first option is this this beautiful woman a net alright,

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Speaker 1: beautiful little bit. Alright, that's right there, Yeah, dad, we

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Speaker 1: got all the night all right, all right, you can

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Speaker 1: be in that. Okay. Who's an inspiring model and YouTube

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Speaker 1: virtual talk? What are her problems? What are her problems?

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Speaker 1: There's a beautiful model? Would you think that's everything? Just aesthetically?

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Speaker 1: Come on? Just terrible side. I mean, she protects yourself

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Speaker 1: out this so much. She don't tend to work on

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Speaker 1: the interior, you know what saying? What? Okay? So I

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Speaker 1: need to be shot into her body and then work

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Speaker 1: on her interior. But there, I'm just saying, that's why

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Speaker 1: she's available. That don't give a ship what happened on

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Speaker 1: the inside. That would look for hell? Baby, what I'm saying? Okay,

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Speaker 1: what's option to will never work. Oh my god, look

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Speaker 1: at this. Look at this baby, Look at Look at

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Speaker 1: What am I gonna do with this? What am I

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Speaker 1: gonna do with this? I don't think. I don't think.

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Speaker 1: Let's make it a tooth, little sandwiches, little sandwich. Oh,

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Speaker 1: this is terrible. Yeah, if they say shit, is it,

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Speaker 1: that's gonna be good. Just get cooking with these papers.

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Speaker 1: Which is beginning to think those vending machines weren't free,

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Speaker 1: that they cost about a hundred dollars each other. What's happening? Alright?

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Speaker 1: Up to your second option? It's second you're gonna have

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Speaker 1: to fly to the body of a diggie dog. A

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Speaker 1: diggie dog, all right, is it? Okay? Wait? Are you

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Speaker 1: saying that dogs have souls? So what are you talking about? Okay?

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Speaker 1: I just I just don't remember if that was okay,

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Speaker 1: So you can pick any doll you want. We're so

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Speaker 1: happy that you came here to the kennel. What I

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Speaker 1: want is the old cute uti cutie. Now, let you

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Speaker 1: know that even the quote unquote not cute one still

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Speaker 1: need a home. Sure, but I only want a cute one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but there's we have a whole bunch of pits here

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Speaker 1: and pits have gotten a bad rap. Frankly, well, I

479
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Speaker 1: have nothing against terrific. Let me show you a couple.

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Speaker 1: I don't want one. I went like a something fluffy

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Speaker 1: and screw up with a multipo. No, um like that one.

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Speaker 1: Pick me that one? Pick me? We just got that one.

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Speaker 1: I love that one. Look so desperate? Can she understand me?

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Speaker 1: Just this one in we had? We usually keep them

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Speaker 1: here for twenty four hours. We have him. He wants me.

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Speaker 1: I can tell well, let's I'll let him out. I

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Speaker 1: need to go to heaven. I'm mark. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: he's licking all of your guys. I'll take him where

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Speaker 1: so muddy? Well, like I said, we just found him.

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Speaker 1: Is he a diggy little dog? I'm a diggy little dog,

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Speaker 1: dottle dog? Take nag? What's happening to you? People talk

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Speaker 1: to animals? Okay, Jesus, don't talk to me that way.

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Speaker 1: Talk to me normal. Could I stop you really quick,

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Speaker 1: just for a moment. We should really give this dog shots.

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Speaker 1: We found it. Oh, I have needles. Okay, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: please give me shots. We found it just crawled out

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Speaker 1: of a hole in a national park. It was a

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Speaker 1: pit so it should get it should get shot. I

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Speaker 1: did what Now I will give him shots at all?

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Speaker 1: Your mom I'm doing to your mom? Baby baby, do

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Speaker 1: you really are model? Oh? Dude? Durs him? Want to

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Speaker 1: have patterns shaved on him? No, I don't want patterns. Okay. Next,

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Speaker 1: we need you to turn profile please, okay, very nice?

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Speaker 1: Hold your hair up please, terrific, okay, very good. Take

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Speaker 1: a couple of photos. Just give me, give me your best.

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Speaker 1: I'll give you my best for up. Look at these tips,

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Speaker 1: I go now, wow's loud working working on the um?

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Speaker 1: Do you have other lifestyle experienced portfolio? I used to

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Speaker 1: eat gravel? I mean, like other have you done other

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Speaker 1: photo shoots like hell sir? Hell sir? Very nice? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I believe you. But my buddy's a little bit jeans

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Speaker 1: was probably a sound of an apple my butt. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So any questions about the gig it's you'll be will

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Speaker 1: fly you tad tahiti um it's bikini of course, and

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Speaker 1: are you feeling good about that in it? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: have to ask you one last question. I just don't

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Speaker 1: want to shots to my buttle. That was the question.

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Speaker 1: You won't do that? Oh God, please please save me.

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Speaker 1: Please save this horrible woman was trying to shave patterns

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Speaker 1: on me. Please take me ta Do you understand me?

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Speaker 1: Do you understand me? Model that they touched? Hey waits,

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Speaker 1: I remember you in the models. They gave you the model.

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Speaker 1: I picked the models on the off timely if somebody

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Speaker 1: else picked dog little How the hell are you getting

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Speaker 1: a chance to go to heaven at Serio dumb a

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Speaker 1: little Dickie Doll? So you can pose with the puppy

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Speaker 1: real quickly, I can I pull a little ear that Actually,

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Speaker 1: that looks good. It's gonna be good. Responsible. Oh that

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Speaker 1: hurts good? Very good? Thank you? Well? This wraps this up,

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Speaker 1: It certainly does. That concludes this episode of alchemy? Is

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Speaker 1: what will happen to Dicky Doll? And the net wasn't sure?

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Speaker 1: And pursuit Mark, Let's go around and thank our alchemists.

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Speaker 1: Greig Katkowski, what could you tell us? In terms of

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Speaker 1: we gotta get I gotta get back to go. Um.

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Speaker 1: I blew my nose. I'm holding a big tissue ball

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna wrap things up while you take

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