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Speaker 3: Presence and I already had too much stuff, So.

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Speaker 2: How did you dare to surbey me? Welcome to?

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Speaker 4: I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineger. We're in the backyard.

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Speaker 4: Of course, I don't know that. There's no easy way

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Speaker 4: to say this. I'm an I'm in an incredible mood.

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Speaker 4: I feel great. I'm ready to podcast. It's uh, we're

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Speaker 4: just gonna do it. It's freezing cold. It's absolutely ice

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Speaker 4: cold right now. The microphone is ice cold in my hand.

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Speaker 4: Let's get into the podcast. I love today's guest. He's

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Speaker 4: so funny. It's Dan Klein. Hello, Dan, Welcome to. I said,

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Speaker 4: no gifts.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much for having me brid I was

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Speaker 4: I think putting that pressure on yourself always leads to

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Speaker 2: It's good and healthy having that pressure immediately. You must

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Speaker 4: You're just sweating, sweating, sweating, Yeah, you're here, I am

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Speaker 2: you know, look, I recognize people listening to this who

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Speaker 4: Are what part of town are you in?

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Speaker 2: Beautiful Glendale, Califi? I love Glendale. I have a love

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Speaker 2: Of slicing it. Next year, Thanksgiving Junior is going to

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Speaker 4: Have you ever had to get stitches?

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Speaker 2: like why. He's like, because there's blood completely running down

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Speaker 2: We should be able to pinch that on it. It should

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Speaker 4: I feel like anytime I've been in an emergency situation,

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Speaker 4: But I don't feel like that's an ego.

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Speaker 4: And the doctor who couldn't tell that that would have happened.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't Hopefully I don't end up in any

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Speaker 4: The ozone layer is kind of just disintegrating them.

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Speaker 4: That's a different layer. And it's also the thing in

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Speaker 2: It or whatever. I was just thinking about how everyone

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Speaker 2: Everybody just it's a fun place. I've had fun there,

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Speaker 2: Yes, and it is. Is the craziest part.

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Speaker 4: So you were there, you had it, and it had

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00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,920
Speaker 4: you absolutely had me just in the palm of its hand.

439
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:05,520
Speaker 2: What happened?

440
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:05,919
Speaker 3: Uh?

441
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,159
Speaker 4: No, I I just realized I didn't like it.

442
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,840
Speaker 2: Base I don't like it either, but I do like it.

443
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,960
Speaker 4: It just is kind of against everything that I.

444
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,760
Speaker 2: Enjoy, And that's part of what I've started to like

445
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:16,119
Speaker 2: about it.

446
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,240
Speaker 4: Like which things about it? Do you like the gambling?

447
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:18,720
Speaker 3: No?

448
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:23,240
Speaker 2: Do you like the club gambling. I don't, but I

449
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:26,280
Speaker 2: did go to a bachelor party, okay, and where I did?

450
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,440
Speaker 4: If I ever go to a bachelor party, I'm didding

451
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:29,280
Speaker 4: myself in the ocean.

452
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:34,440
Speaker 2: We well, look, I was distraught about this. It tore

453
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,880
Speaker 2: me up to have to go to this. We went

454
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,960
Speaker 2: to this place, Club tow or something. It's called Tao

455
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:44,200
Speaker 2: Tao and it's in the palazzo and it's like it's

456
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:47,840
Speaker 2: an all day pool party. Okay, so you can only

457
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,520
Speaker 2: wear a bathing suit. Sure, nothing else is allowed. They

458
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,760
Speaker 2: took everything from us and threw it out.

459
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,280
Speaker 4: It's like when you go to a place and then

460
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,040
Speaker 4: they're like, you need to be wearing a suit, you

461
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,800
Speaker 4: need to be wearing a baby. They give you like

462
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,400
Speaker 4: an oversized suit. If you don't already have.

463
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:02,560
Speaker 2: You would they would give you like a disposable bathing

464
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,040
Speaker 2: You could only wear a bathing suit. And it's a

465
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:10,600
Speaker 2: big disgusting pool with a big disgusting DJ playing disgusting

466
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:15,680
Speaker 2: music and spraying people. And we paid god wait, gobs

467
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,919
Speaker 2: no god whatever, gobs of money, gobs of money because

468
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:23,040
Speaker 2: we paid for the VIP experience, which includes you get

469
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:26,680
Speaker 2: your own little private disgusting pool. It's not the big

470
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,760
Speaker 2: one where ever you want all the disgusting people, you

471
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:32,320
Speaker 2: get your own. Well, we we caused we're there, are runoff,

472
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,440
Speaker 2: we're at the top. And it is, oh my god,

473
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:40,400
Speaker 2: that it's really just like stratified. Talk about the very

474
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:44,679
Speaker 2: stratified in terms of like power at the club. And

475
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:48,320
Speaker 2: it's very heterosexual. It is just like because there's all

476
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:51,399
Speaker 2: men in the VIP section, and the VIP section was taller,

477
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:55,239
Speaker 2: and you could look down at the peons in the

478
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:58,119
Speaker 2: pool swimming in your sewage and yes, swimming in your

479
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,800
Speaker 2: sewage essentially, and you could call people up and to

480
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,879
Speaker 2: be in your club. And that's and it's only and

481
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:08,159
Speaker 2: you could see kind of women. It's just embarrassing for everybody. Oh,

482
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:12,520
Speaker 2: sort of trying to dance their way into the private

483
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,199
Speaker 2: pools for some reason. And guess what, it was so

484
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 2: hot and disgusting. Our pool was hot and disgusting. It

485
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,320
Speaker 2: was not refreshing. But I had a blast.

486
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,440
Speaker 4: Did your pool call anyone up?

487
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, we called people. We would call people up. I

488
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,560
Speaker 2: was a nice guy because I was just happy to

489
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:30,359
Speaker 2: be there. And you know, there were some women. I

490
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,280
Speaker 2: had no problem getting to know them, chat with them

491
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,840
Speaker 2: about our families chat. As we're chatting in the pool,

492
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,680
Speaker 2: She's like, Okay, I have to go. The bouncers telling

493
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,520
Speaker 2: me I have to leave because I had a much

494
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:44,239
Speaker 2: more a caddier friend who was like, no, no, no,

495
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,199
Speaker 2: these women don't get to come. I want I have

496
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:48,720
Speaker 2: special women that I want here.

497
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,400
Speaker 4: And he was a first event I've ever heard, and.

498
00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 2: I had a great time. Yeah it was so vad

499
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:57,399
Speaker 2: on paper, it was horrible, but that's what Vegas can

500
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 2: do to you.

501
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:01,160
Speaker 4: Turned you into an absolutely terrible for one day.

502
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,680
Speaker 2: If I had to do that again, I would kill myself.

503
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,199
Speaker 2: But for one day, I was like, this is just

504
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:09,879
Speaker 2: a you get to sort of just like laugh at life.

505
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:13,919
Speaker 2: That's just the you get to play VIP, right, you know.

506
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,680
Speaker 2: It's like with enough money, you could be a VIP

507
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 2: for a while. But it's like, look I got one

508
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 2: day there. If I get save up and be a

509
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,600
Speaker 2: VIP for a day, just to see what it feels like,

510
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:24,720
Speaker 2: you see how delusional you could become. I mean, after

511
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,440
Speaker 2: one day, I was like, I could really be an asshole.

512
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,920
Speaker 4: You could really have six hours just kind of lying

513
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 4: in Wait, yeah, you like.

514
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 2: I can if I should do that? If I wanted to.

515
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:35,879
Speaker 4: It's a great test.

516
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 2: It's a really good test. The devil is there.

517
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:39,880
Speaker 3: Now?

518
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 2: How long were you in Vegas? Just one day? Two days?

519
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 2: Two days? That's the max. You want to know the

520
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,520
Speaker 2: best part this is also just I'm just revealing something

521
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 2: about a microphone makes me reveal all the most embarrassing things. Yeah,

522
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,960
Speaker 2: it's like you would think it's the opposite, but no, no, no,

523
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 2: the test of time has been like put a camera

524
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:56,400
Speaker 2: on someone, they'll save their deepest.

525
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,399
Speaker 4: They will betray their family in an instant.

526
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,000
Speaker 2: For the news. They're like, there's a camera. You have

527
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,600
Speaker 2: a camera on your phone. You don't have to be

528
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 2: This is not like a novelty. But anyway, this is

529
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,840
Speaker 2: to me. I guess I went for two days and

530
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 2: I took the bus. You took the bus to lost

531
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 2: Because I was spending so much money on that, I

532
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 2: was like I should save money and take the bus.

533
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,440
Speaker 2: I don't know why I thought this. And the bus,

534
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,400
Speaker 2: now that was quite an experience.

535
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,439
Speaker 4: How long is that ride?

536
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 2: Five hours?

537
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,159
Speaker 4: Five hours? What sort of bus is this? Is it

538
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 4: like a Peter Pan situation, a bolt bus.

539
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,400
Speaker 2: It's so that it was this company called Flick's Buska

540
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,639
Speaker 2: and they really on the website make it seem like

541
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 2: all the buses are new and clean. Of course, but

542
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,399
Speaker 2: when you go down to downtown Los Angeles, which is

543
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 2: not known for having anything new or clean, they do

544
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 2: not show up with a new and clean bus. And

545
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 2: the clientele there was also traveling to Las Vegas by bus.

546
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 2: There were fights. Immediately. I was like, I was calling

547
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,680
Speaker 2: Kelly being like what am I do? You gotta get

548
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,880
Speaker 2: me out of here. What were people fighting about? Well,

549
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:07,200
Speaker 2: so flicks Bus on their website is like, it's great

550
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 2: you're taking Flicks Bus. You're making the right call. It's

551
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 2: fifteen dollars for a trip. That's pretty cheap. I know,

552
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,359
Speaker 2: it's fifteen dollars to get to Vegas. Or if you

553
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 2: want to reserve both seats in the row, it's twenty bucks.

554
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, I'll just do that splur And

555
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 2: you get to the bus and you got your little

556
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 2: barcode and you tell the bus driver I reserve two seats,

557
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 2: and the bus driver's like, I don't care. Wherever you want.

558
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 2: Rules baby, Yeah, like they'll tell me that, and guess what,

559
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 2: it's not being enforced. So I sat somewhere else. Other

560
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,200
Speaker 2: people were sitting wherever they want. And this other couple

561
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 2: was like, we reserve these seats, and this other couple

562
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,120
Speaker 2: was like I don't care. And they got into a fight.

563
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,439
Speaker 2: Oh and yeah, and I was like, oh boy, but

564
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,360
Speaker 2: the the rule following couple won the fight. Oh good

565
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 2: for those other people moved. Good for them. Yes, So

566
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 2: I had a secret little you know, fist pump for

567
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,120
Speaker 2: the rule followers of like, good for.

568
00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:00,040
Speaker 4: Them, that's right. Kind of one out that day.

569
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:02,639
Speaker 2: They did, but the rest of the time in Vegas

570
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 2: was lawless.

571
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 4: And then you rode the bus back.

572
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,199
Speaker 2: And then it was a clean bus. But then it

573
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 2: was like that's how they get you to me. They

574
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 2: on the way back, it's like, see, you'll take us again,

575
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 2: won't you? And I'm like I might. Yeah.

576
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 4: I feel like people on their way from Vegas out

577
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,160
Speaker 4: on their way out, or like I'm changing things.

578
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:20,919
Speaker 2: I'm gonna turn it around. You really have to.

579
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 4: When you're headed in, you give it up. You're ready

580
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,360
Speaker 4: to just burn it all down.

581
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 2: And I really, you really do. You just burn it down,

582
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 2: you become a different person. It was really I think

583
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,679
Speaker 2: it's because that that time going to Vegas, I was like,

584
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,640
Speaker 2: I am just gonna let loose and do whatever I want.

585
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,440
Speaker 2: And it's not like anything is that crazy. I don't

586
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 2: have like that deep and dark of desires. My favorite

587
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,439
Speaker 2: thing was like eating a bunch of edibles and walking

588
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,639
Speaker 2: around with us, walking around the casino floor with a

589
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 2: slice of pizza.

590
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 4: Oh that sounds incredible.

591
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:52,440
Speaker 2: It was I was like, am I allowed to walk

592
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 2: around with this pizza? They're like, do whatever you want? Man,

593
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 2: Like I don't care about what you do. Maybe you're

594
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,439
Speaker 2: changing my mind on Vegas. That's what you gotta do

595
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:03,400
Speaker 2: there is just like what would be fun for me? Right?

596
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 4: Just choose your own little adventure.

597
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 2: And also, what was nice about the bachelor party at

598
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 2: my age is that no one gave you any trouble

599
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 2: when you were like I'm going to bed, you know.

600
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 2: So it was like ten o'clock, not kidding, and I'm like,

601
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 2: I'm going to get one more slice of pizza. I'm

602
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 2: gonna take that into my room. I'm gonna watch TV

603
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 2: and fall asleep, and everyone's like good night.

604
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 4: So that was This is pizza coming from in Las Vegas.

605
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 2: We stayed at this is I'm gonna plug a resorts

606
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 2: World Las Vegas. It's a newer establishment.

607
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 4: The hotel is called Las Vegas.

608
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's right next to Circus Circus, which is

609
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,879
Speaker 2: really seen better days. That place is sun burnt.

610
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 4: That place had seen better days than like nineteen ninety five.

611
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 2: Yes, and now it's just like it looks like peeling

612
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 2: skin from the sun. It's like, well, they have to

613
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 2: tear this down. Someone has to do something. They've got

614
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 2: to implode it. It's and it will it happen. It

615
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 2: has to happen at some point. But that place has

616
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,199
Speaker 2: like a whole why am I talking about? This has

617
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 2: a whole food court situation.

618
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 4: Paid it's just up, very up Resorts World. We're each

619
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 4: getting fifty thousand dollars to rep this Resorts World.

620
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,640
Speaker 2: I had such a great time there, though, I did

621
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 2: tell my friends when I die, I want my ashes

622
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 2: to be scattered in Resorts World and club tow.

623
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,199
Speaker 4: There's probably already a lot of ashes in there.

624
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,439
Speaker 2: I would think. So yeah, because everyone is feeling the

625
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,639
Speaker 2: same thing. This is who I really am, right and

626
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:22,640
Speaker 2: twenty four hours later you're like, oh my god, who

627
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 2: was I Resorts World? Las Vegas?

628
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 4: Las Vegas is the simply the worst name for.

629
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:33,639
Speaker 2: Why is it called? It's like a sort of a

630
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 2: bunch of it's like Hilton and like other it's like

631
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 2: their mother group or you know, their conglomerate, but they

632
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 2: just simply called it the conglomerate. It's really weird to

633
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 2: have Cisco Foods or something like the those big trucks

634
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 2: that you would never want to actually know. Yeah, you

635
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 2: would never be like, hey, welcome to Cisco restaurant, even.

636
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 4: Though we know they, I mean, should try it.

637
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 2: Have a big cafeteria, yeah, the costco style.

638
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 4: To try all of the things that they're the bad.

639
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 2: Food that the prison truths are here.

640
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, resorts World.

641
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 2: Check it out or do not check it out. But

642
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 2: Dan had a great time though.

643
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 4: It sounds like clickbait. Sounds like a like something you

644
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 4: would see like a little banorage. Yeah, an old fashioned

645
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 4: business name. In twenty twenty three.

646
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 2: No, it's like twenty something that you yeah what you're oh, Yeah, this.

647
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 4: Is currently twenty twenty three.

648
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 2: It is currently twenty twenty three. It is twenty twenty three.

649
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 4: Here we are in twenty twenty twenty three, and.

650
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 2: Some new Mario Kart tracks are being released.

651
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 4: You're not kidding, they really are. Do you play Mario Kart?

652
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 2: Well, my son who is four now is just getting

653
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 2: interested wonderful, So yeah, like because there's an easy enough

654
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 2: mode that he can just kind of hang out and

655
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 2: just look at the graphics. What's great about watching a

656
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 2: four year old play Mario Kart is that I've had

657
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 2: Mario Kart my whole life. Of course, all the iterations,

658
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 2: so I'm not blown away when there's a banana peel

659
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 2: on the road, but he is. Oh, and so he

660
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 2: is yelling about everything he seeing. Whoa, I'm going so

661
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 2: fast there's a banana peel, I got the golden mushroom

662
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 2: like he is just I can't believe. It's really adorable

663
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 2: and it it's I guess that's the whole thing with

664
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 2: parenting is like you get to watch Yes, the world's

665
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 2: unfold for this person, and you're like, it's all magical.

666
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 4: So you know, I've been told that about Disneyland, and

667
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 4: I went to Disneyland with my nieces in October. They

668
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 4: were huge jerks to me.

669
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 2: Really, what age?

670
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,959
Speaker 4: What age are six and three? Well, the three year

671
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 4: old was not a huge jerk. The six year old

672
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 4: large part of the day was not nice to me.

673
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 2: And we have think that they were tired and hungry,

674
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 2: or something that turns kids into monsters. Yeah, because it's

675
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 2: like they're Here's the thing about disney Land. Disneyland Disneyland is,

676
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 2: did you guys have a stroller for the six yearo?

677
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 2: Did my sister have a stroll? Because a six year

678
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 2: old seems too old for a stroller right on the surface,

679
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 2: but you realize there's so much crappy walking to be

680
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 2: so much, which I don't mind as an adult, it's

681
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 2: like I should walk. I don't do this enough, but

682
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 2: for a child is horrible.

683
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 4: It's like it's like times as much. Yeah energy is

684
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 4: is that really what? I don't know, but yeah, sure, and.

685
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 2: Children take six times as much energy as an adult.

686
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 4: These are all facts so you learn in school.

687
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 2: I don't care about your feelings, guys, this is real stuff.

688
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 2: But yeah, so like that the sun and oh yeah,

689
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 2: the not eating and also the stimuli. It's too much,

690
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 2: and so we did. It was too much for my

691
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 2: son too, and there were times that he was a jerk.

692
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 2: But you know, I'm forced to love him. I've been

693
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 2: blessed and cursed with the love of this child that

694
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 2: he could do whatever he wants to make right and

695
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 2: you enjoy it. I don't like it in the moment,

696
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 2: but I have He has the leverage, He's all the leverage.

697
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 2: He could do whatever he wants. I just hope he

698
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 2: doesn't know that.

699
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 4: I mean, speaking of doing whatever you want Vegas, Vegas chill,

700
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 4: kind of lawless, rule rule breaking. I was so excited

701
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 4: to have you on the pod. Kelly was on a

702
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 4: few months ago. We had a fantastic time, despite a

703
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 4: few problems we had on that episode.

704
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 2: Just about a few problems I have with Kelly.

705
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 4: Just my personal problems with her aside, I don't like

706
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 4: the way she dresses.

707
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 2: Agree.

708
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 4: No, I was very excited to have you on. I thought,

709
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 4: Dan so funny. I love to chat with Dan.

710
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 2: We'll have a great time. So far, so good for me.

711
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 4: Podcast is called I said no gifts, right, so here

712
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 4: you come a few minutes late.

713
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 2: I'm already furious, right, but again it was revenge. So

714
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 2: we're even.

715
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 4: Okay, fine, we're even. But now it seems like you've

716
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 4: taken it up a notch because you brought a gift.

717
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 2: I did, I know, and I'm sorry. I know you

718
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 2: said not to, but I couldn't show up empty handed.

719
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 2: I felt that was wrong. I'm trying to show my kids,

720
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 2: you know, politeness.

721
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 4: Oh, this is modeling a proper behavior.

722
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 2: See, Like, remember I panicked too much with the cut,

723
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 2: so I'm trying to make up for that and be like, hey,

724
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 2: you go on someone's podcast, you bring them an extravagant gift.

725
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 4: Okay, fair enough, Well should I open it here on

726
00:32:59,360 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 4: the show?

727
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind, Okay, Okay, with that, I feel I

728
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 2: don't know if your listeners would.

729
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 4: If we could do a live poll, yeah, I would

730
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 4: love to just reach out to them.

731
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 2: Maybe we do.

732
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 4: Next time you're on, we do a live show and

733
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 4: they call in. Unfortunately, the listener is their hands are

734
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 4: tied right now, busy, and they're freaking out. They don't

735
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 4: know if I should open it or not.

736
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 2: Sorry to put them in that position.

737
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 4: I hate to put them in that position. That's why

738
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 4: I'm not happy.

739
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I bet it's like a fifty to

740
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 2: fifty split and tie goes to the opener.

741
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 4: Okay, so just how he goes to the opener.

742
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 2: You know, at some kids parties that I've gone to,

743
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 2: they don't open gifts. They don't open any of the gifts. No,

744
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 2: they wait, And I'm like, I kind of think you

745
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 2: should open the gifts.

746
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 4: I feel like at an adult party that might make sense,

747
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 4: right at a kid's party, so many sexy teddies that

748
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 4: you're like.

749
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 2: I got to open this in front of my friends.

750
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 4: That's happened to me at so many of my birthdays.

751
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, oh my god, I mean that is

752
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 2: very sexy. I know you're all picturing me in this. Well,

753
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 2: I guess I'll put it on, but yes, I know.

754
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is part of the fun. It's like

755
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 2: they're the only people that really care about stuff and

756
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 2: seeing toys. Yes, a toy that they didn't expect to

757
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 2: get right right, Like, that's the coolest thing. So it's like,

758
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:12,239
Speaker 2: just open it.

759
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,439
Speaker 4: That's a weird move on the parents part.

760
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think everyone's trying to be polite and we

761
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 2: all end up doing bizarre that.

762
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 4: Just going way too far. This gift is in a

763
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:37,800
Speaker 4: washable bed pad bag.

764
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 2: But it's not a washable bed pad. Okay, don't be fooled.

765
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 2: It's just a beautiful bag.

766
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 4: Yeah. Did you get this a like party city or

767
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 4: where did you get this gift bag?

768
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:49,360
Speaker 2: We got it. We ordered it special on a website Amazon.

769
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, I'm trying to feel great about using that

770
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 2: website as often as I do.

771
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,399
Speaker 4: Nobody has any moral hang ups at all.

772
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,359
Speaker 2: No, no moral hang ups at all in my life,

773
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 2: and that one especially not. It's this store is great.

774
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:05,239
Speaker 2: I love the design of their site, sleek, sleek and beautiful,

775
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 2: and you know, I love the management of them, and

776
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 2: I love what they're doing, and I love the space

777
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 2: exploration and all the content. So I thought, why not

778
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 2: add to that and get bridge or something really beautiful.

779
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 2: It's not a washable bed pad pad, but you.

780
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,359
Speaker 4: Did recently buy a washable bed pad.

781
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 2: Yes, my son is wedding my bed. He climbs into

782
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 2: our bed. I'm too tired to get him out. I

783
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,760
Speaker 2: don't even know when it happens, to be honest. Oh wow.

784
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 2: And then it's too late and he's like what the bed?

785
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 2: And you're like, what the.

786
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 4: How often is he wedding your bed?

787
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 2: Well, So we have a new baby in the house

788
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 2: right now, and I wonder if this is part of it.

789
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 2: We've moved to a new place, there's a new baby.

790
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 2: This is like cat, I think that's what's happening. I

791
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 2: think that's kind of what it is. Also, our son

792
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 2: refuses to wear diapers at night. It always has which

793
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 2: is I mean, I admire it and I love not

794
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 2: having to change him. But sometimes you then have to

795
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 2: change your sheet, your full mattress, full mattress sheets, and

796
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 2: we have like a cover on our mattress to protect

797
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:12,880
Speaker 2: our mattress from his peek. Wow, so that's why I

798
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 2: enjoyed Data's okay.

799
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 4: You can say that you can pee on the bed.

800
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 4: There no one cares exactly, there's no rules, no rules.

801
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 2: Pool I needed it.

802
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm going to open this bag. It's got a

803
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:28,800
Speaker 4: nice crinkle.

804
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 2: It is kind of I mean, you know, the bag works.

805
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 4: It's actually works.

806
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 2: How do I open it? It's very sealed, very sealed,

807
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 2: and I expected okay, reaching reaching in making an absolute racket.

808
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 2: It's okay, let's see tolling, tolling the suspense continuing to

809
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 2: make Did your son make this? Yes?

810
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,839
Speaker 4: This is a beautiful piece of art.

811
00:36:56,600 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 2: It's priceless. Yes, and the corners of it are only

812
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 2: bent as part of the display. But it's priceless artwork.

813
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 4: Should I try to guess what this is?

814
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 2: You can? I wouldn't know. I don't know what. Yeah,

815
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 2: what do we think this is?

816
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 4: I have to imagine to me this is mouse like

817
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,720
Speaker 4: Like there's like a face with two very close eyes.

818
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:24,280
Speaker 4: The guy's your son probably didn't do an excellent.

819
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:26,399
Speaker 2: Job, worries somehow close those eyes.

820
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 4: And then there are like leaves glued onto it in

821
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 4: a way that they look like mouse ears.

822
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 2: Right, that's that seems right.

823
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 4: And then two giant brown splotches which could be a

824
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:39,359
Speaker 4: mouse nose and mouse mouth or.

825
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 2: Some kind of like open wound delesion. It's a sick mouse.

826
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:46,840
Speaker 4: What is it? Haunta virus? Is that the mouse disease?

827
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 2: Oh? Wow? Fact, yes, and.

828
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,839
Speaker 4: It's hand to or haunt a virus.

829
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 2: Do we know anything anymore? I think that's all. Yeah,

830
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 2: that's like all my information is, like, is that the

831
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,920
Speaker 2: proper information and I could look it up. All the

832
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 2: information is right there on my phone. That's gonna problem.

833
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know your brain knows that. I don't need

834
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 4: to know it anymore.

835
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 2: I have a prediction for the future. You said that

836
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,799
Speaker 2: a thing from this thing coming from space. My thing,

837
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 2: I don't think that for twenty twenty three. But my

838
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 2: my future thing is that like with AI, in the future,

839
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 2: you'll be able to You'll just like be able to

840
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 2: randomize whatever content you want. You know, it'll be like

841
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 2: I feel like watching you know how they tell like

842
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:32,320
Speaker 2: whatever that drawing AI thing that's like I want.

843
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:35,399
Speaker 4: To see mid art. Yeah, but it's like.

844
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 2: I want to see Whoopy Goldberg in a medieval castle,

845
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:43,240
Speaker 2: like puking up a carrot and it does this weird rendition.

846
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 2: I feel like they're gonna do that as as full

847
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 2: shows and movies, of course, and people are just going

848
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 2: to be scrolling through still just dissatisfied.

849
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 4: Of course, they are probably more satisfied, more dissatisfied. Oh

850
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 4: you're saying dissatisfied.

851
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they will be, but because they'll have

852
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 2: so much I'll have so many choices, right, but they'll

853
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 2: be like I saw this cool thing, but no one

854
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 2: else is going to see it.

855
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, they can't share it with anybody.

856
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 2: You'll be able to, but no one's gonna watch it

857
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:12,840
Speaker 2: just now because you're just like there's too much stuff.

858
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 2: I don't know, do you know what? I feel like?

859
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 4: TV is at a point where everything looks good but

860
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:18,760
Speaker 4: most things are not good.

861
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 2: No, they're not at all.

862
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,760
Speaker 4: Like ten years ago, think the things that looked good were.

863
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 2: Good, right, there was a real like just like a

864
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:29,280
Speaker 2: sweet spot, right, And it's like prestige television. It's good

865
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 2: and looks good and is expensive and you got to

866
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 2: pay for it. Perfect And now it's like I'm paying

867
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 2: for ads for Paw Patrol what. Yeah, And when when

868
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 2: I brought this up, I was thinking about it used

869
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 2: to be has gone way down. Oh my god, I

870
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 2: loved it.

871
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 4: It's all of its former self.

872
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 2: But yes, you're now you have to get ads. They're

873
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,800
Speaker 2: trying to make like really expensive looking shows because every

874
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:56,320
Speaker 2: network needs like a fantasy adventure. Those are extremely expensive

875
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,719
Speaker 2: to make, and they're like, we can't pay for that,

876
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 2: so make it look like crap please anyway. But the

877
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,799
Speaker 2: AI thing, what do you think? Yeah, I think that's

878
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 2: going to happen. I think it's gonna happen.

879
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,760
Speaker 4: With music, it's gonna I mean it's right, probably maybe

880
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 4: one of the last generations of writers or whatever that

881
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 4: will make money off of it.

882
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I could see it being like a bespoke rich person.

883
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 2: Thing is you have a human.

884
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 4: Writer, yes, and a human singer.

885
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 2: Scary. It's kind of like that movie Her Do you

886
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 2: remember that? Oh? Sure? He like used to write. Let

887
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 2: he was like his job was to write letters.

888
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 4: I forgot about that part of it.

889
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 2: He was writing love letters to a couple, like between them.

890
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,480
Speaker 2: Why was he doing that. I think it's because it's

891
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 2: like that's like a novelty.

892
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because it's in the future.

893
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,240
Speaker 2: In the future. Is that what happens in that movie?

894
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:44,839
Speaker 4: That's I think.

895
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,239
Speaker 2: I mean, that's his job for a little bit. I

896
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 2: don't think they really get into it.

897
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 4: But he kind of like writes personal letters.

898
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think because no one knows how to do

899
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 2: it anymore. Maybe's and like it's like a thing. Yeah,

900
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 2: it feels pretty good.

901
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 4: I mean I think we're getting closer and closer. There

902
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 4: was the whole AI art thing on Instagram. Yes, looks terrible,

903
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 4: it looks bad. Oh, that's the thing that's going around

904
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 4: right now. Everyone's posting their portraits. Isn't that just like

905
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 4: a filter though.

906
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 2: I mean it's not a filter, it's not. I know

907
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 2: it's an but I'm just saying, like, isn't that the

908
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 2: same idea face. It's like, look, it looks like me,

909
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 2: but in a comic book. Yeah. I think they've had

910
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 2: that since some hipstomatic or whatever that like first app

911
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,919
Speaker 2: But you know whatever, everybody's happy about it good.

912
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, I guess it's another diversion.

913
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,399
Speaker 2: So fast though, the fads now, they go so fast

914
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 2: that people aren't even into them anyway. That's like we're

915
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 2: already like talking shit about this fad that just started.

916
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 3: Suck. I know.

917
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:41,760
Speaker 4: The Internet choose things up and spits them out in seconds.

918
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 4: It's like a swarm of flies sends on a like

919
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 4: a chicken wing Yeah up and it's gone.

920
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:50,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, And like I'm trying to even think what makes

921
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:55,280
Speaker 2: something has to be so surprising and potentially grotesque. That's

922
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 2: just like shock people. You have to shock people's systems.

923
00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 4: You really have to go out of your way to

924
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 4: get any attention.

925
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 2: But then the things I get attention are weird for

926
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 2: bad Yeah. I mean, look, I not to talk out

927
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 2: of turn, but it's like ted Lasso is like the

928
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,280
Speaker 2: most popular thing in the world, and it's like people

929
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 2: are just like, I just want a nice show, is

930
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 2: what it turns out. You're like, really that's all you want? Yeah,

931
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 2: It's like there's I just want a nice man. It's

932
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 2: not even like mister Rogers, who's a real nice guy.

933
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 2: This guy's a Hollywood actor. You know what he's like

934
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 2: in his private life probably dry. He has to be

935
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 2: he's clearly like to do that to be a good

936
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 2: man on TV convincingly. I think you have to be terrible.

937
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 2: You have to be associate horrible, to be like I

938
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 2: could tap into that. I feel like most people who

939
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 2: did they be like, I don't know, should I just

940
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 2: like be myself? I'm not sure to do this where

941
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 2: his psychos could be like I got it. A nice guy, yeah,

942
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 2: pretend to be a nice guy. Sure, I don't know.

943
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 2: I don't know.

944
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 4: H Okay, So this is your son is going too

945
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 4: or something?

946
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 2: He's seventeen, No, he's he's in preschool. Is this preschool art?

947
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 4: And so when he comes home with something like this,

948
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 4: or you're like, I want my money back?

949
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,839
Speaker 2: He he doesn't even know, Like I don't think he knows.

950
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 2: He's still at the age. He doesn't even know where

951
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 2: these things go where they like, he's not like, you know,

952
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 2: like they give it to me in this stack, And

953
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, I love this person. So I feel odd

954
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:20,319
Speaker 2: throwing them directly into the trash. But also, we can't

955
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 2: keep all of this stuff. But it is a priceless artifact.

956
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 2: How do you choose what to keep? I think if

957
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 2: something is particularly interesting or like, I ken't like they're

958
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 2: learning letters, Okay, I was like, that's kind of interesting

959
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,760
Speaker 2: that like his like to see his like shaky serial

960
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 2: killer handwriting right now, you know, he'll be like, yeah,

961
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 2: he's a creepy he's Robert Durst, you know, to see that.

962
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 2: I feel like one day maybe he'll be like, oh wow,

963
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 2: look at that. I was a child who learned how

964
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 2: to write. But I guess he won't have like any

965
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 2: sentimentality with a letter R. You're just guessing. So now

966
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 2: I'm just guessing of like maybe he'll be interested to

967
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 2: see this again. He may come after that mouse. He's like,

968
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 2: where's the mouse? I made? The freak mouse that I

969
00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 2: cared so much about? Yeah, I love that thing. Yeah,

970
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 2: but he has no idea what's happening, what he's doing.

971
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 2: But if I was like, did you make this, he'd.

972
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 4: Be like, yeah, so are you saying like he's a liar?

973
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 4: Could be he could just take credit for something he

974
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,919
Speaker 4: forgot about already. He might be you know, at that age,

975
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 4: I was a cycle. Yeah, I think they kind of

976
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 4: you went.

977
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 2: To future and unfortunately he's growing up Hollywood ad Jason

978
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 2: Glendale Okay, we tried to take him out, but it's

979
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 2: going to seep its way in, so he might end up.

980
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 2: He's you know, he's got he's funny, he can do it.

981
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 2: He can He's God charisma right to him. I mean,

982
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,359
Speaker 2: I look at it. His other he my son will

983
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 2: talk to people. You know, he goes into preschool, he's

984
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:47,399
Speaker 2: yelling twenty twenty three, there's new Mario Kart tracks coming out.

985
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 4: I thought you were going to say that. He was

986
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 4: predicting Space.

987
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:51,800
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty thirty Space. It's gonna happen. Me and Bridger.

988
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:55,240
Speaker 2: Whereas his other friends, I'm like, hey, buddy, Tom waving

989
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 2: to his other friends, just dead eyes, and I'm like,

990
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,319
Speaker 2: I've known you for two years. You still can't say

991
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 2: hello to me? Yeah? I mean then I remember being

992
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 2: a kid. I'm like, I never said hi to my

993
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 2: parents as a kid. Yeah, yeah, me too. I never

994
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 2: talked to me. I'm still uncomfortable around parents.

995
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 4: I'm uncomfort uncomfortable around everyone.

996
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's true. Of it's not just parents. It

997
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 2: turns out unless you put a microphone in front of

998
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:17,919
Speaker 2: me and then I tell them anything, you know, what's

999
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:20,439
Speaker 2: wrong with my asshole? Like you know what I got

1000
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 2: growing on me.

1001
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 4: Did your parents keep any of your school state?

1002
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 2: They kept one great thing that I'm glad they kept,

1003
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 2: which was I cheated kind of on. We had to

1004
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 2: we were learning graphs in fourth grade, kind of Halloween time,

1005
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 2: so we had to graph out our spoils of Halloween.

1006
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,439
Speaker 2: This was just a year where my my older brother

1007
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 2: and I killed it. We we went out twice, like

1008
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 2: we got the most candy I've ever been around. And

1009
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 2: then I was I graphed it out and had we

1010
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 2: you know, it was that like graphing paper, which is

1011
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:55,720
Speaker 2: just very satisfying. Yeah, the squares myself. Yeah, it's actually

1012
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 2: very nice to write on. I was noticing it today.

1013
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 2: Someone had it as their like Google chrome like skin

1014
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:04,840
Speaker 2: or whatever, and I was like, graph is just so soothing.

1015
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 2: It's soothing. And so I had to do bar graphs

1016
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 2: of all the candy I got and how much, and

1017
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 2: we taped two pieces of graph paper together because it

1018
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 2: was so much candy. It was really satisfying. And to

1019
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 2: go back because I had always remembered that right, and

1020
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 2: then to like go back in college and have my

1021
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 2: mom's like I'm throwing out a bunch of your stuff

1022
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 2: and to see that and be like, oh, I still

1023
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 2: like this.

1024
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 4: Well, what was the most candy you got?

1025
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 2: Like, like which one specific?

1026
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 4: What was the biggest bar on that graph? Do you remember?

1027
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 2: You know? I don't offhand, but I bet I I

1028
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 2: think I probably still have this thing that I could

1029
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:38,399
Speaker 2: look at the find the bin and see what it was.

1030
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 2: But let's just say for the sake of lying, because

1031
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:45,439
Speaker 2: we're in Hollywood, we're talking about whoppers.

1032
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 4: Whoppers, disgusting candy.

1033
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 2: Kelly loves them.

1034
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 4: They do. They make your throat hurt.

1035
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:54,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, that said that, like like mucisi like because it's

1036
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 2: it's like say, moth balls, but it's multiple malt.

1037
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:58,680
Speaker 4: The mall. I like the flavor malt, but not in

1038
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 4: a whopper, I mean, what do you like it?

1039
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 2: And then it like a milkshake, milkshake, I'm all delicious.

1040
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 2: I'd love to be at a sock hoop drinking them all. Yeah,

1041
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 2: they don't really have like a fifties burger joint kind

1042
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:11,280
Speaker 2: of place anymore.

1043
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 4: No, not in not in Los Angeles.

1044
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 2: Which would think they. I guess they just have old places.

1045
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 4: Right, I mean like diners, old diners.

1046
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 2: But they don't have like a burger hop.

1047
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 4: Burger hop.

1048
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 2: What are we talking about, like in pulp fiction? Uh ohhh,

1049
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:25,760
Speaker 2: rabbit slims or whatever?

1050
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 4: What is that in pulp fiction? Because that feels so

1051
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 4: out of the world, Like what, well.

1052
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:33,320
Speaker 2: We they opened one. I swear they opened this place

1053
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 2: called the burger hop, not in my hometown, but near

1054
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 2: my hometown, and I thought it was so cool as

1055
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 2: a kid, but my parents didn't like it, probably because

1056
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,239
Speaker 2: it wasn't that good and it was expensive and it

1057
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:44,480
Speaker 2: was only open for a few years. And they tried

1058
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:46,799
Speaker 2: to open an old fashioned soda shop I remember in

1059
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 2: my hometown, so there was the nostalgia for that, and

1060
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 2: then I guess that generation died, so that's why it

1061
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 2: doesn't exist anymore.

1062
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:57,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess like they are the diners in LA

1063
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 4: that are the closest to that. And I do like

1064
00:47:58,800 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 4: to go get a milkshake at a diner.

1065
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,240
Speaker 2: I love a diner.

1066
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course, it's such a comfortable failing to just

1067
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 4: sit in a diner booth and friendly waiter.

1068
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 2: That would be nice. Well, you know what, even an

1069
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 2: unfriendly waiter. An unfriendly waiter isn't so bad at a diner.

1070
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's part of the chart.

1071
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, all right, it's a surly spot.

1072
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:20,799
Speaker 4: Right, as long as it doesn't feel put on.

1073
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 2: As long as not to put on, and as long

1074
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,799
Speaker 2: as it like the diner. Isn't that terrible? Right?

1075
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 4: Yeah? If it's like horrible eggs and the person's being

1076
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 4: mean to you, why am I jail?

1077
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 2: It's a bad Yeah, it's bad.

1078
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 4: That's not for me.

1079
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1080
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 4: But the thing in pulp fiction, I need to I

1081
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 4: haven't watched it in a few years. I need to

1082
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 4: go back and was there a thing because it feels

1083
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 4: like they go there as a novelty in the Yes movie.

1084
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:46,319
Speaker 2: And I think it is like this is it's one

1085
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 2: of those throwback restaurants.

1086
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,240
Speaker 4: Right, and then they complain about the milkshaking five dollars

1087
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:51,720
Speaker 4: or something.

1088
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,919
Speaker 2: Oh wow, just such a bargain. That'd be great, right now,

1089
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:58,439
Speaker 2: five dollars for anything. Truly, there wasn't a certain point

1090
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:03,479
Speaker 2: where lunches just became sixteen dollars they did. You're just like, oh, lunch,

1091
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:06,280
Speaker 2: we're still talking about lunch like it's five or ten dollars.

1092
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 4: It's it's sixteen, sixteen dollars. You're not getting away with

1093
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 4: anything less anything.

1094
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 2: It's really it's crazy and like now with the family,

1095
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 2: I really don't go out to eat all. I can't

1096
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 2: imagine ever, like we eat at home a lot.

1097
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 4: This is why I will never have children. I have

1098
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:24,399
Speaker 4: to be good to eat. It is nice, just as

1099
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 4: rewarding as having children, I'm sure.

1100
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 2: Yes, the feeling of having a meal is the exact

1101
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 2: same thing.

1102
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 4: To watch graduate with the child's.

1103
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 2: Tears in my eyes sobbing at night, which has happened?

1104
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 2: You do do that? Sometimes you're just like, oh, oh,

1105
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 2: the power of love. I'm gonna write a song about it.

1106
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,799
Speaker 2: I am Peter Satara. Is that who wrote that? No,

1107
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:52,520
Speaker 2: it's a glory of love. Glory, that's glory of love.

1108
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 2: Power of love? Is hue huey Lewis in the news?

1109
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 3: Yes?

1110
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 2: Sorry?

1111
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,000
Speaker 4: They were both obviously written about their children.

1112
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 2: Yes, about a child, yes, right, and different facets of love,

1113
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 2: the power of it.

1114
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 4: The power, glory, the agony, the the Is there a

1115
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 4: song called the agony of.

1116
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 2: A lot of songs probably are about the agony of love?

1117
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,400
Speaker 2: Acony of the agony?

1118
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:14,919
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1119
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 2: I don't what if we truly?

1120
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 4: What are we talking?

1121
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 2: Love? Is there anything else? That's it? The most powerful

1122
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 2: power of love?

1123
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 4: I mean that is An interesting thing about music to

1124
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 4: me is it's all about love. When you get to

1125
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 4: hear a song that's not about love, what a treat?

1126
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:33,880
Speaker 2: Yes, and that Like I was thinking about that today.

1127
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:36,400
Speaker 2: I was listening to Okay, so my son loves he

1128
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 2: likes Daft punk a lot. Oh sure, because I think

1129
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:42,279
Speaker 2: like kids like fast, fun songs and it was one

1130
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 2: of their songs and there was like love stuff in there,

1131
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 2: and I was like, it's weird that all this music

1132
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 2: that I feel like is this is just how music

1133
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 2: always has been and always will be, will be like

1134
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:56,319
Speaker 2: an artifact, it'll feel kind of weird, yeah, or just

1135
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:59,320
Speaker 2: that people will be like so what like people would

1136
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:03,839
Speaker 2: like fall in love at a place and then like yeah,

1137
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 2: iy and work it out in a dance or something

1138
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 2: like what are they talking about? And that's so normal

1139
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 2: to us.

1140
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just an everyday thing. Yeah, which it's actually

1141
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 4: not anymore.

1142
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,439
Speaker 2: No, and it won't be you know, and I don't

1143
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:19,839
Speaker 2: know a couple hundred years, it would seem it might

1144
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 2: seem crazy to whatever for whatever they're.

1145
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 4: Doing, until society falls and then everything has to be

1146
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 4: relearned exactly this is what now it's coming back. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1147
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 4: but we have to push technology to a limit that

1148
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 4: it destroys society.

1149
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 2: First, which it kind of is. Right. Oh yeah, we're

1150
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:36,359
Speaker 2: definitely getting there.

1151
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 3: And then the.

1152
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 4: Ai AI we talked about afore, a mystery from space

1153
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 4: that I'm predicted that's coming. It's I hate to say

1154
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 4: it on this podcast. A lot of things on this

1155
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 4: podcast that I say come true, and that's we know

1156
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 4: that's a fact, and we know that's a fact, and

1157
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:52,879
Speaker 4: we don't have.

1158
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:53,359
Speaker 2: To look it up.

1159
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 4: Certainly don't look into it.

1160
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 2: But yeah, the pandemic really got me addicted to my phone,

1161
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 2: of course, you know. And just I think just the

1162
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 2: craning and the desperate scrolling is its own form of

1163
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 2: society falling. Oh of course, I can't even be like

1164
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:12,920
Speaker 2: in a place, I mean, this is I like podcasts

1165
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 2: because it makes me focus. Yeah, you have to actually

1166
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:18,279
Speaker 2: listen to something something, even if I'm like, this is

1167
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:24,040
Speaker 2: driving me crazy. Bridger won't shut up. I'm yeah, I'm done, aren't.

1168
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 4: We don't left a turkey in the evidence.

1169
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:29,719
Speaker 2: Turkey three. The turkeys are so cheap right now, they

1170
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 2: can't get.

1171
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 3: Rid of them.

1172
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 4: I didn't realize they discounted turkeys.

1173
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:34,799
Speaker 2: After Thanksgiving because they can't get rid of them. But

1174
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 2: there's all these turkeys.

1175
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 4: Somebody wants turkey in January?

1176
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 2: Do people eat turkey any Do you eat turkey any

1177
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 2: other time? Have you ever bought a turkey any week

1178
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,440
Speaker 2: besides the week? Because I'm learning all this stuff as

1179
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:50,839
Speaker 2: like I'm the adult now a family, I gotta buy

1180
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 2: the turkey and all this stuff. We like hosted Thanksgiving,

1181
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 2: which was really just like a couple seriously was It

1182
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:59,360
Speaker 2: ended up being two people because people were sick, so

1183
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:03,360
Speaker 2: it's two people. And I was exhausted, of course for

1184
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 2: cooking a meal, cooking a meal alone for a bunch

1185
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 2: of people cleaning, And I was like, oh, this is

1186
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 2: why adults don't like it, and this is why my

1187
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,279
Speaker 2: parents don't want to do it anymore. They're like, do

1188
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 2: whatever you want, Like we're not doing that. And this

1189
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 2: is also why as a kid, you're like, oh, the

1190
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 2: holidays are nice because I'm home watching the parade.

1191
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 4: And there are all these parties that are just being

1192
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 4: kind of thrown that I get to attend.

1193
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:27,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I get treats.

1194
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 4: Yes, let's just sit around.

1195
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's and it smells nice, and that's what's good

1196
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 2: about it. And now I'm like stressing, cutting my finger,

1197
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 2: trying to like make people happy for no reason.

1198
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never purchased a turkey.

1199
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 2: I'm buying turkeys these days. I don't have that responsibility.

1200
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess I don't really either. But apparently

1201
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 2: family I've got to I can give up on them.

1202
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:48,839
Speaker 2: I don't have to bring home food. Yeah, you get it.

1203
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 2: That is a crazy thing, is that when a child

1204
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 2: goes from a baby who is bottle or breastfed to like, hey,

1205
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:01,400
Speaker 2: this guy eats now meals a day. What are you

1206
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:04,840
Speaker 2: gonna do for them? And you're like, uh oh, what

1207
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 2: do I make? And so suddenly you're like a chef,

1208
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:12,239
Speaker 2: complete pen private chef, and you're making and devising meals.

1209
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 2: The pandemic and the child or child growing from baby

1210
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 2: to kid has made me somewhat it's still stressful, but

1211
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:20,760
Speaker 2: somewhat enjoy cooking.

1212
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:22,520
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I have to. You have to learn to

1213
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:23,839
Speaker 4: enjoy it, I guess.

1214
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 2: So it's a force like you better enjoy this because

1215
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:28,440
Speaker 2: guess what you're gonna be doing three times a day.

1216
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,040
Speaker 4: Well, and it's a little puzzle you have to solve

1217
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 4: because you're like, what will make everyone happy?

1218
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1219
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:35,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, again, this is why I can't do it. Don't

1220
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:36,440
Speaker 4: have the strength.

1221
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,359
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think it's like you're forced in the situation and.

1222
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 4: You you have to Your body learns.

1223
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just learns like I would if I didn't

1224
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,839
Speaker 2: have kids, I'd be like, screw that. No, I want

1225
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 2: to eat fucko bell and that's it.

1226
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 4: I think we should play a game. Okay, We're gonna

1227
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:56,239
Speaker 4: play a game called Gift Master. Ok I need a

1228
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:58,400
Speaker 4: number between one and ten from you.

1229
00:54:59,200 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 2: Six.

1230
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,799
Speaker 4: Okay, six is the number. I have to do some

1231
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 4: light calculating while I do this. You can promote, recommend,

1232
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 4: just talk to the listener about whatever you want.

1233
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, you know if any i gosh, I have

1234
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:14,160
Speaker 2: so many podcasts. But I have a podcast that Bridget

1235
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:18,280
Speaker 2: was actually on called Bible Brothers, in which we are

1236
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,360
Speaker 2: reading the Bible for the first time, me and my

1237
00:55:20,719 --> 00:55:22,880
Speaker 2: co host, Robert Padnick. We've never read the Bible, so

1238
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 2: we're reading through the Bible for the first time in

1239
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:28,200
Speaker 2: our lives and just talking about it. And you know,

1240
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 2: the Bible's an interesting book. I'm not sure if anyone's

1241
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:34,240
Speaker 2: heard that. Then I have a new podcast called Man Thinkers,

1242
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 2: which is a satire of red pilled in cells and

1243
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:46,280
Speaker 2: alt right intellectual dark web types where we interview real people.

1244
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:50,279
Speaker 2: We've had some really interesting guest doctors and we give

1245
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 2: it to them. But I play a character, Dan Finkelstein,

1246
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:56,919
Speaker 2: who's a real Ben Shapiro type. And then I wrote

1247
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:59,319
Speaker 2: for a TV show called Miracle Workers, which is out

1248
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:03,280
Speaker 2: now in twenty two twenty three period. That's the end, beautiful.

1249
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,360
Speaker 2: I'm ready to play. You got it?

1250
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 4: All that new podcast sounds incredible.

1251
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:10,399
Speaker 2: It's fun again. You know, there's so much stuff out there.

1252
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:12,520
Speaker 2: Does anyone care? That's hard to say.

1253
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 4: People want people as in the day. That's sure, they're driving,

1254
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 4: it's first sitting at work, they're cleaning the dishes. There

1255
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:21,400
Speaker 4: are so many things you can do you can't.

1256
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:24,360
Speaker 2: Do, So give man thinkers a listen. We're gonna have

1257
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:28,239
Speaker 2: this really interesting guy on, David Sinclair, who is a

1258
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 2: Harvard professor of like anti aging. Oh and because now

1259
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:36,239
Speaker 2: you know, people are saying we're gonna live forever. I know,

1260
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,759
Speaker 2: it sounds really exhausting, and so he's like at the

1261
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,759
Speaker 2: real forefront of this. So we're gonna talk to this guy.

1262
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 4: Wow. Yeah, yeah, I'm very curious about the anti aging thing.

1263
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:48,120
Speaker 4: Is it going to trap us on earth? Or like,

1264
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:49,320
Speaker 4: are we going to get to die?

1265
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 2: We're coming up with some great like Philip K. Dick

1266
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 2: and Kurt Vonneguet style short stories here. We've got like

1267
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:59,719
Speaker 2: the Ai content kind of black mirroring going. And then

1268
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:03,520
Speaker 2: I think, yes, being alive forever and being trapped is something.

1269
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:07,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's absolutely something. Imagine being trapped in Las Vegas

1270
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:08,720
Speaker 4: and just see that's.

1271
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:10,560
Speaker 2: Where it becomes the problem with Las Vegas is if

1272
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:12,359
Speaker 2: you stay for more than two days or something, you're

1273
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:14,840
Speaker 2: like that. I was like, if I stayed any longer,

1274
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 2: I would die. But I did it the right amount,

1275
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 2: which is like a day two.

1276
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 4: Days, right, And apologies to the Las Vegas listener listener,

1277
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 4: And yeah, the people who like about Las Vegas.

1278
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:29,920
Speaker 2: I did good food, well, yes, that's the thing. That's

1279
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 2: why they have just international cuisine. Of the last restaurants

1280
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:35,640
Speaker 2: we the other time that I went that I enjoyed

1281
00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 2: myself and did Vegas my way, not the partying we

1282
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 2: went to. There's a lot of great Chinese restaurants off

1283
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 2: the strip because there's just a large Chinese population there.

1284
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 4: There's a good Thai food as well. I've had some

1285
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:51,760
Speaker 4: of the best taype food of my life in Las Vegas.

1286
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 2: Lotus of Siam was that There's I think that's where

1287
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 2: I've been. Yeah.

1288
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 4: Delicious, Yeah, and it was delicious, incredible restaurant. Okay, I'm

1289
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:01,480
Speaker 4: sorry to swing up back to Las Vegas.

1290
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:03,080
Speaker 2: We need to play the game. Play that game.

1291
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 4: The game is called Gift Master. I'm gonna tell you

1292
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:08,640
Speaker 4: three gifts, three things you can give away, okay, and

1293
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 4: then I'm going to give you tell you three celebrities.

1294
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 4: You're going to tell me which celebrity you'll give which

1295
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:13,760
Speaker 4: gift and why.

1296
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:14,160
Speaker 2: Okay.

1297
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 4: The gifts you're giving are Number one a bustling dental practice.

1298
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 2: Bustling so they the person would have to run the

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Speaker 2: dental practice. This is up to you. Okay, Sorry, I'm

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00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 2: not dental practice. Good for them.

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Speaker 4: Number two is a sewing machine, okay. And number three

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00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:36,000
Speaker 4: is a menacing voicemail.

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Speaker 2: A menacing voicemail as a gift as a gift my choice.

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Speaker 4: Okay, You're going to be giving them to Yoyoma, a

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00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 4: world renowned musician, Yoyoma. Number two Helen Hunt, love Helen Hunt.

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00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:54,080
Speaker 4: And number three Venus Williams not Venus.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Venus Okay, I'm going to give the menacing

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00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:02,480
Speaker 2: voicemail to Yoyoma, okay, because I think it would inspire

1309
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:08,520
Speaker 2: some great cello work. Yeah, almost like a David Lynch

1310
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,040
Speaker 2: movie or something. It seems like it would terrify him

1311
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:13,400
Speaker 2: so badly that the only way he could like describe

1312
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 2: it is through a cello solo and he's.

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00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:17,880
Speaker 4: Just PERU, Yeah, I can see that being the beginning

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00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 4: of the movie. And then he's like, what do I

1315
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 4: have to do to make this go away? And then

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00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:23,960
Speaker 4: you're following him trying to create this piece of music

1317
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,920
Speaker 4: the entire time, and it's driving him insane.

1318
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:28,320
Speaker 2: There you go, and it turns out he just you know,

1319
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:30,640
Speaker 2: he could have just asked Dan Klein and I've been like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I just I just sent that to you. Sorry. I

1321
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 2: thought it would be a nice S gift. Yes, yeah,

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00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:36,680
Speaker 2: I don't know. Well, because I didn't want to give

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00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:40,640
Speaker 2: you the dental practice because I know you're busy. I

1324
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:47,080
Speaker 2: give Helen Hunt the dental practice because I can see

1325
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 2: her being a dentist, a dental assistant, or the receptionist.

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Speaker 4: I mean, here's a movie Helen Hunt in every role

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Speaker 4: at the dental test.

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00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:03,440
Speaker 2: Yes, she's doing a Clumps style movie, Eddie Murphy playing

1329
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:06,760
Speaker 2: all the roles in a bustling dental office. I just

1330
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:09,720
Speaker 2: love that it's bustling because it's it's the dentist is

1331
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:13,320
Speaker 2: I imagine it's so well liked that everyone's like, I'm going,

1332
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:14,760
Speaker 2: that's all you gotta go to this dentist.

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01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 4: It's like holiday shopping.

1334
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 2: All yeah, excuse me, like people in the hallways.

1335
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 4: It's like Macy's on the day before Christmas.

1336
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:25,920
Speaker 2: My mom worked in a dental office. She's a dental hygienist.

1337
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 2: And how was that? Well, you know, it has it's

1338
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:31,680
Speaker 2: there's some pros and cons to it. The pros you

1339
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:34,560
Speaker 2: get free dental work. The con as you spend in

1340
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:37,240
Speaker 2: order to emit amount of time in a dental office

1341
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 2: and you don't actually learn or I didn't learn how

1342
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:45,000
Speaker 2: to really take care of my teeth. And for years

1343
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 2: I didn't have dental insurance because I was a struggling writer, right,

1344
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:52,200
Speaker 2: And so it led to some real problems.

1345
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:54,920
Speaker 4: And this was with your mom being in the business,

1346
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:57,640
Speaker 4: and she didn't instill these things, these values in you.

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01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:00,480
Speaker 2: I think she tried to, but you know what's that saying, like,

1348
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 2: you know the shoemaker's kids shoes or the cobblers kids

1349
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:09,680
Speaker 2: shoes or crap. But it's say, like the mechanic guitar

1350
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:12,640
Speaker 2: is bad, you know, but it's like that you don't

1351
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:14,360
Speaker 2: want to bring your home your work home with you,

1352
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 2: I think, And so I think her doing it, she didn't.

1353
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 2: You know, she probably did what she thought was good,

1354
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:22,400
Speaker 2: but maybe it wasn't as helpful. I mean whatever, I

1355
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:24,959
Speaker 2: just wasn't doing a good job and I didn't care.

1356
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 2: And I was in my twenties.

1357
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:29,200
Speaker 4: Or whatever, resented her in the daste of business and

1358
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 4: you wanted to show teacher a lesson whow.

1359
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 2: Yes where I gave you revenge by being late and

1360
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:36,600
Speaker 2: I gave my mom revenge by having bleeding gums for

1361
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:40,160
Speaker 2: ten years. So that's going to Helen because she's gonna

1362
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:43,040
Speaker 2: make a killer Helen movies. I guess as the guests,

1363
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:48,080
Speaker 2: And then I thought, venus, you know, she's retired. I

1364
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 2: didn't know that. Maybe she's I don't know anything about

1365
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 2: I think she's retired. Okay, say she's retired, but I'm like,

1366
01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:57,680
Speaker 2: why not try something new?

1367
01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:01,080
Speaker 4: Right? I can see her at a sewing machine. She's

1368
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:01,920
Speaker 4: got styles she.

1369
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 2: Does, She's got style she got grace. Why not say hey,

1370
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:07,400
Speaker 2: why I can make this? Because Helen I could almost

1371
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:09,680
Speaker 2: be already doing that kind of stuff as like you know,

1372
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:12,480
Speaker 2: out there actor. She probably makes pottery or something. She

1373
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 2: doesn't need another machine. She needs a dental office.

1374
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:17,920
Speaker 4: She doesn't need another machine. Helen has got plenty of machines,

1375
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:20,160
Speaker 4: got machines surrounded by machine.

1376
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:26,080
Speaker 2: When I first started as a writer, I was accidentally

1377
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:29,920
Speaker 2: on an email where an assistant at my agency at

1378
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:34,480
Speaker 2: the time accidentally c C to everyone, oh and didn't

1379
01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:36,080
Speaker 2: b CC. First of all, I don't think it was

1380
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:38,520
Speaker 2: meant to send it to everyone anyway, but didn't b

1381
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 2: CC everyone. So I got some famous people's emails and

1382
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:45,880
Speaker 2: I saw Helen Hunt's email. I will tell you it

1383
01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:46,880
Speaker 2: isn't dot com.

1384
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:50,080
Speaker 4: Dress, of course, you know, like rich people, yes.

1385
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:53,640
Speaker 2: Exactly, they don't have to I remember when I worked

1386
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:57,479
Speaker 2: at Funny or Die. Will Ferrell was there and he

1387
01:02:57,760 --> 01:03:02,320
Speaker 2: had a BlackBerry way too late, and it was like, O,

1388
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 2: because he doesn't have to have a he doesn't want

1389
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:06,880
Speaker 2: a phone. Someone else is going to take care of it.

1390
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:09,000
Speaker 2: And it was so upsetting to know how much money

1391
01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 2: I had to spend, how much of the percentage of

1392
01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:13,920
Speaker 2: my salary, I had to spend on a phone and

1393
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 2: a laptop that this guy doesn't even like, shouldn't use

1394
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:18,720
Speaker 2: for his own sanity.

1395
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:21,000
Speaker 4: He's free, he's free, absolutely free.

1396
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:22,960
Speaker 2: Yes, but then you get so free that you become

1397
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:26,520
Speaker 2: crazy because you're isolated and things that don't shouldn't exist.

1398
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:29,000
Speaker 4: Any dental practice practice.

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01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,240
Speaker 2: And you're doing all the jobs and you're certainly not

1400
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:35,720
Speaker 2: multiple employees. Yeah, you got to do a lot of stuff, Helen.

1401
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 4: I'd love to be Helen's dentist.

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01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:42,919
Speaker 2: See what those teeth are like, just look around, get

1403
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:47,080
Speaker 2: in there, get some X rays, going to extra a

1404
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:47,600
Speaker 2: lot we.

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01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:49,840
Speaker 4: Got to do more Like it starts to become alarming.

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01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:54,320
Speaker 2: It's like that was the coolest part of the being

1407
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:56,680
Speaker 2: at a dental office as a child, is that that

1408
01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:58,560
Speaker 2: was in the old days where they had to do

1409
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:01,360
Speaker 2: real X rays and then develop them in the dark room.

1410
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 2: Whoa yeah, I used to go and then like the

1411
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:08,360
Speaker 2: stinky chemicals of like sulfur. Yeah, and that like spinning

1412
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:10,919
Speaker 2: to not let any light in and it was only

1413
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:11,600
Speaker 2: red lights.

1414
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:13,640
Speaker 4: I vaguely remember this.

1415
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,960
Speaker 2: I remember a photography class in middle school or high

1416
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,960
Speaker 2: school two that involved that stuff. Oh, I love real film.

1417
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:21,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, where you got to go into the dark room

1418
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,040
Speaker 4: or whatever and screw around exactly.

1419
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 2: Just I mean, and everyone was screwing around in mister

1420
01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:29,040
Speaker 2: Solakowski's photography class.

1421
01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:32,280
Speaker 4: Come on, we were in Ms. Moulten's class. She was wonderful.

1422
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:34,520
Speaker 4: She really didn't care what was happening.

1423
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:37,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that. There were some teachers that didn't care,

1424
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 2: but you were like, yeah, we were on the same level. Like,

1425
01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:42,400
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm gonna take advantage in that. I'm gonna

1426
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:45,800
Speaker 2: goof around a little bit, but I'm keeping it contained.

1427
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:49,240
Speaker 2: I'm not like gonna cause trouble, not a menace. No,

1428
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:53,840
Speaker 2: you're not, because we there's some connection here. We're seeing

1429
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:55,360
Speaker 2: eyed eye. You don't want to teach, I don't want

1430
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:55,680
Speaker 2: to learn.

1431
01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:59,600
Speaker 4: You're twenty four, I eighteen. Yes, yeah, essentially the same.

1432
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:02,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, were the same kind of people think you're way

1433
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:06,440
Speaker 2: older than me. For some reason, you seem beyond I

1434
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:09,160
Speaker 2: remember I had a college professor who was like, she's

1435
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:11,400
Speaker 2: really young, and then like a couple of years later,

1436
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:14,520
Speaker 2: she was a waiter at a restaurant that I was at.

1437
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:17,080
Speaker 2: Because like it was just like an associate professor job.

1438
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:21,640
Speaker 2: The university was probably like saving money. Yeah, and she's

1439
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:23,720
Speaker 2: probably like, yeah, I'll teach like French for a little

1440
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:26,200
Speaker 2: bit and then figure out my life. Because I just graduated.

1441
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:30,160
Speaker 4: I had a college professor once enter. The class was called,

1442
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:32,680
Speaker 4: and this is in his defense, the class was called

1443
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:36,360
Speaker 4: how Things Work. It was a very low level physics class.

1444
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:37,160
Speaker 2: That's cool.

1445
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:39,640
Speaker 4: He entered the first day on rollerblades as like kind

1446
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:40,360
Speaker 4: of a little show.

1447
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:43,400
Speaker 2: Can you believe How Things Work? I mean I would

1448
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:46,120
Speaker 2: watch it on YouTube. I've literally like watched how how

1449
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:48,720
Speaker 2: Things Are Made? Of course I like that stuff.

1450
01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:50,320
Speaker 4: I mean I didn't learn anything in this class, and

1451
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,760
Speaker 4: I did a very bad job. Physics is a hard

1452
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:54,400
Speaker 4: thing for me to wrap my head around.

1453
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:56,600
Speaker 2: You know, and weirdly for me, physics was the But

1454
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:58,600
Speaker 2: this was I took physics in high school, and I'd

1455
01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:02,080
Speaker 2: do any science in college. Well, I did, like astronomy.

1456
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:04,640
Speaker 2: Oh I started, And I remember I had a panicked

1457
01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:07,400
Speaker 2: phone call with my dad that was like because I

1458
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:10,400
Speaker 2: was going to study film, and I was like, I

1459
01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:14,120
Speaker 2: think I should be doing science, like this is I

1460
01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:16,560
Speaker 2: think is real and is better, and he was like

1461
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:19,080
Speaker 2: get out of here, like you love making movies.

1462
01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:21,680
Speaker 4: Wow, that's incredible. That's the opposite of any parent.

1463
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:25,360
Speaker 2: I know. It was really surprising, and yeah, he was.

1464
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:27,720
Speaker 2: I don't think I would want to do that. I

1465
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:29,400
Speaker 2: guess I would like to know more. I liked it.

1466
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:32,160
Speaker 2: I enjoyed it in a different way. Maybe right, But

1467
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:33,360
Speaker 2: how do you do that as a hobby?

1468
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:36,720
Speaker 4: Now, Well, you buy like a model rocket, or you

1469
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:43,800
Speaker 4: invest in Elon's space company or something. Oh god, yes, yeah, okay,

1470
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,520
Speaker 4: Well you did a beautiful job with the game. Was

1471
01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:49,720
Speaker 4: gorgeously played. This is the last segment of the podcast.

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Speaker 4: It's called I Said No Emails people write into I

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01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:57,520
Speaker 4: Said No Gifts at gmail dot com. My listeners their

1474
01:06:57,560 --> 01:07:01,080
Speaker 4: lives are absolute messes. Every one of them seems to

1475
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:03,320
Speaker 4: have a problem and they have no one to turn

1476
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:06,000
Speaker 4: to in their own lives. So they listen to a

1477
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:09,320
Speaker 4: podcast and develop a relationship with me that they're emailing

1478
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:13,240
Speaker 4: me and begging for help, and so occasionally I say,

1479
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:14,720
Speaker 4: I'll help fine, will you help me.

1480
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:17,640
Speaker 2: I'll try my best because they're asking for your help.

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01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:21,000
Speaker 4: Will This is deer Bridger and Guests. Oh okay, so

1482
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:24,240
Speaker 4: I feel like you qualify. Okay, deer Bridger and guest,

1483
01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:26,600
Speaker 4: I am looking for a thank you gift for my

1484
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:30,200
Speaker 4: sixty year old father that he will actually use. My

1485
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:33,200
Speaker 4: wife and I bought a house in April twenty twenty two,

1486
01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:36,360
Speaker 4: and my dad has been incredibly helpful with home repairs.

1487
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:39,560
Speaker 4: He retired last year from a career in software engineering,

1488
01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:42,760
Speaker 4: and he's very handy with home repairs. In the last

1489
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:46,280
Speaker 4: several months, he replaced several sprinkler valves, and rewired the system,

1490
01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:50,480
Speaker 4: updated our guest bathroom fixtures. I mean the details were

1491
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:54,000
Speaker 4: getting here is insane. That's the thing which involved removing

1492
01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:57,280
Speaker 4: tile and detailed plumbing work. Helps diagnose a problem with

1493
01:07:57,320 --> 01:08:00,000
Speaker 4: the wiring in my car, not even in the house.

1494
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:03,120
Speaker 4: He can't tell the difference between a house and a car.

1495
01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:08,000
Speaker 4: Apparently and rewired our air conditioning unit. I'm having a

1496
01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:11,160
Speaker 4: hard time here air conditioning unit after an encounter with

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01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:13,600
Speaker 4: a weed whacker. Okay, that's why I was struggling. I

1498
01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:16,360
Speaker 4: couldn't figure out what was half an encounter. My dad

1499
01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:18,960
Speaker 4: has saved us thousands of dollars since we bought the house.

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01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:21,040
Speaker 4: I know he likes having a project, but he truly

1501
01:08:21,080 --> 01:08:23,920
Speaker 4: has done hours of manual labor for free. A month ago,

1502
01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:26,840
Speaker 4: when working on the sprinklers, we gifted him a nice wheelbarrow.

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01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:30,240
Speaker 4: Bad gift, that's my Oh okay, since the one he

1504
01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:32,879
Speaker 4: was using is from the eighties and a bit rusty.

1505
01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:35,520
Speaker 4: What can we give my dad to show her appreciation

1506
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:37,960
Speaker 4: for all his work the last several months. He's not

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01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:41,240
Speaker 4: a sentimental man and would not accept cash or gift

1508
01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:44,920
Speaker 4: cards from us. He likes watching basketball thrilling, and he

1509
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:47,920
Speaker 4: plays golf several days a week. All the best, Liz,

1510
01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:49,840
Speaker 4: we're talking about a real guys guy here.

1511
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:52,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, And where do they don't say? Like where they live?

1512
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:54,839
Speaker 4: No, they live in a beautiful house.

1513
01:08:56,439 --> 01:08:58,880
Speaker 2: We don't know where they're from. They said basketball. And

1514
01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:00,880
Speaker 2: I'm also a basketball so I was gonna say, what

1515
01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:03,400
Speaker 2: about tickets to a basketball game? But I don't know

1516
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:07,360
Speaker 2: if they're near any basketball or another basketball thing. If

1517
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:09,000
Speaker 2: it's sorry, I'm just diving run.

1518
01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:11,720
Speaker 4: I mean, you're certainly more qualified to.

1519
01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:15,000
Speaker 2: Because this was my other this is my other Vegas

1520
01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:19,599
Speaker 2: trip was I went to something called the NBA Summer League,

1521
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:24,200
Speaker 2: which is where like the new draft picks and like

1522
01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:29,000
Speaker 2: young players play in like a tournament basically, And so.

1523
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:31,120
Speaker 4: You're watching kind of a shadow NBA.

1524
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:34,719
Speaker 2: Yes, And but it has like a film festival vibe

1525
01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:38,160
Speaker 2: because there's real players there watching their new young teammates

1526
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:40,880
Speaker 2: weird and there, and there's like two gyms going on

1527
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:45,360
Speaker 2: at once. So you're watching these like NBA level players

1528
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:50,080
Speaker 2: up close for very cheap. Wow. And it's like a

1529
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:53,120
Speaker 2: nice atmosphere because no one cares, but everyone's like, I

1530
01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:55,479
Speaker 2: just want to see some good basketball, right, So it

1531
01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:59,120
Speaker 2: was a blast. I had so much fun. So you

1532
01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:01,160
Speaker 2: could send your dad to NBA Summer.

1533
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:02,719
Speaker 4: League and they get tickets or anything.

1534
01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:04,920
Speaker 2: It's easy to get tickets, and the tickets were forty

1535
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:09,679
Speaker 2: dollars well for a whole day of basketball's and it's

1536
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:12,160
Speaker 2: like it was I mean we probably saw like three

1537
01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:15,160
Speaker 2: game parts of three games, but you there's probably like

1538
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:16,880
Speaker 2: eight games a day.

1539
01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:20,040
Speaker 4: Wow. Yeah, that's a perfect gift. I mean, a cheap

1540
01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:23,280
Speaker 4: vage trip to Vegas is not that expensive, especially if

1541
01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:23,840
Speaker 4: it's by bus.

1542
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:26,920
Speaker 2: And yes, we know now one of the buses might

1543
01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:28,000
Speaker 2: be kind of rough.

1544
01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:30,400
Speaker 4: This guy can he can handle anything.

1545
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:33,280
Speaker 2: There's also if your dad already doesn't subscribe the NBA

1546
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:38,040
Speaker 2: League Pass, okay, and that is like you, I've got

1547
01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:39,760
Speaker 2: other gift ideas too. Does he like to read?

1548
01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:41,759
Speaker 4: He doesn't like to read. He hates reading.

1549
01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:43,559
Speaker 2: He hates the written words.

1550
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:48,160
Speaker 4: I would love if this email said he likes watching basketball,

1551
01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:49,840
Speaker 4: grilling and he hates the written word.

1552
01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:50,960
Speaker 2: Did he say they said grilling?

1553
01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:52,200
Speaker 4: He does love grilling.

1554
01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:56,240
Speaker 2: What about wood pellet grill? Oh, do you want one

1555
01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:59,120
Speaker 2: of those? Well, that's when we talk talk about smoking.

1556
01:10:59,280 --> 01:11:00,800
Speaker 2: That's the best way to do it. But I don't.

1557
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:03,000
Speaker 2: I own a charcoal grill, which I kind of like.

1558
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:05,080
Speaker 4: You like the taste of the charcoal.

1559
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:07,920
Speaker 2: Well, and I like that the the smoking is a

1560
01:11:07,960 --> 01:11:10,519
Speaker 2: little bit more, is less like I just put it

1561
01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:13,680
Speaker 2: in and like you're because on wood pillot grills. And

1562
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:16,880
Speaker 2: again I could just feel the listeners just racing it.

1563
01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:19,080
Speaker 2: He's talking about the difference between a charcoal and a

1564
01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:21,400
Speaker 2: wood pillot grill. Well, maybe the dad will like it.

1565
01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:24,400
Speaker 2: Wood pellic grill, you could just put a thing in

1566
01:11:24,439 --> 01:11:26,479
Speaker 2: and set it to the temperature and it just does it.

1567
01:11:26,720 --> 01:11:28,360
Speaker 2: Where's charcoal is a little bit more of like you

1568
01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:31,320
Speaker 2: got to keep your hands on it if you're making

1569
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:34,680
Speaker 2: the fire. You're right, I guess I like, I don't know,

1570
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:37,400
Speaker 2: it can be just I guess I Well, it's where

1571
01:11:37,439 --> 01:11:39,439
Speaker 2: I'm comfortable. I wouldn't say I like it, but it

1572
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:41,760
Speaker 2: certainly is how I live my life.

1573
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:44,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, you thrive in a bit of just I took

1574
01:11:44,280 --> 01:11:48,960
Speaker 4: the bus, why truly wild I took.

1575
01:11:49,280 --> 01:11:52,559
Speaker 2: I chose to take the bus. So wood pellic grill

1576
01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:58,360
Speaker 2: wag you beef grills, beef. This guy save thousands of dollars,

1577
01:11:58,800 --> 01:11:59,639
Speaker 2: you could afford it.

1578
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:03,519
Speaker 4: I mean, yet the thousands have been saved here. And

1579
01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:06,120
Speaker 4: I mean I have nothing to say. I mean, I

1580
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:08,800
Speaker 4: was just confused about the air conditioning getting attacked by

1581
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:09,519
Speaker 4: a weed whacker.

1582
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:14,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm curious about that. And cach please right back, sir.

1583
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:18,200
Speaker 4: Ma'am, ma'am. This is Liz, Liz.

1584
01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:20,320
Speaker 2: She Yeah.

1585
01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:23,519
Speaker 4: I mean, I think, if nothing else, just keep creating

1586
01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:25,320
Speaker 4: projects for dad to work on. I think that's what

1587
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:25,639
Speaker 4: he wants.

1588
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:28,280
Speaker 2: It seems like he needs something. Also, there's like, I mean,

1589
01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:29,599
Speaker 2: I don't know if he would do that, but there's

1590
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:33,679
Speaker 2: those like cool adult legos. Have you seen those? It's

1591
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:37,800
Speaker 2: like they do it's like architecture. So to be like,

1592
01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:42,960
Speaker 2: what's that guy that does the houses that everyone likes,

1593
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:47,839
Speaker 2: the cool looking like square houses, falling water or whatever.

1594
01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:49,720
Speaker 4: They do like him humiliated?

1595
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:52,160
Speaker 2: I can't think think we know who it is though,

1596
01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:55,920
Speaker 2: but is that right? Yes? They do like you can

1597
01:12:55,960 --> 01:13:00,120
Speaker 2: get like a Frank Lloyd Wright like lego thing. Oh oh,

1598
01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:04,599
Speaker 2: and it is like officially Lego. Yeah, they do a Lego.

1599
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:08,800
Speaker 2: You could build a Lego typewriter that doesn't fully work

1600
01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:09,960
Speaker 2: but functions.

1601
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:10,960
Speaker 4: And it certainly won't work for you.

1602
01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:13,760
Speaker 2: No, I can't. Funting and pecking is not the way

1603
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:14,160
Speaker 2: to do it.

1604
01:13:14,439 --> 01:13:16,120
Speaker 4: I'd like to look into that type. I've never built

1605
01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:18,200
Speaker 4: a Lego thing. My brother would always build them for me,

1606
01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:20,880
Speaker 4: which has led to later in life problems.

1607
01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:24,479
Speaker 2: To build anything. Yeah, maybe you should kill a project

1608
01:13:24,520 --> 01:13:28,960
Speaker 2: for you. You should get out there start rewiring. That's crazy.

1609
01:13:29,479 --> 01:13:31,800
Speaker 2: It's not like my dad hung up some pictures or

1610
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:35,800
Speaker 2: run up a shelf. Rewiring problems.

1611
01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:40,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, keep this guy around, I mean, and you probably

1612
01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:43,320
Speaker 4: should pay him. He's probably quietly resenting her.

1613
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:48,200
Speaker 2: Yes, just more about okay, and more gifts. A nice knife,

1614
01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:51,200
Speaker 2: a nice oh yeah, you know, a nice quality knife,

1615
01:13:51,240 --> 01:13:54,719
Speaker 2: quality knife, A kind of cheap out on knives. Yes,

1616
01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:57,160
Speaker 2: and it's get a really good one.

1617
01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:59,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a two hundred dollars Is that a good

1618
01:13:59,000 --> 01:13:59,879
Speaker 4: price for a knife?

1619
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:00,920
Speaker 2: To go even higher?

1620
01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:04,960
Speaker 4: But yes, thousand dollars knife Victor RICKX or whatever. Isn't

1621
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:05,599
Speaker 4: that something?

1622
01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:08,440
Speaker 2: It's there's some like Swiss brand, or like a Japanese

1623
01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:09,880
Speaker 2: or Germans.

1624
01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:13,920
Speaker 4: Germans making some German and Japanese. They know how to

1625
01:14:14,439 --> 01:14:16,360
Speaker 4: work with a piece of steel cutting board.

1626
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:19,679
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking of gifts that I should be getting

1627
01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:20,160
Speaker 2: people too.

1628
01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:22,400
Speaker 4: I mean, you're an excellent dad gift to giver.

1629
01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:25,519
Speaker 2: Obviously, I'm a better giver than a receiver. I'm terrible

1630
01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:28,799
Speaker 2: at receiving gifts. You are, Yeah, because like in my family,

1631
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:33,120
Speaker 2: it just was not prioritized at all, and so I'm

1632
01:14:33,160 --> 01:14:36,320
Speaker 2: just like uncomfortable. I'm so uncomfortable getting a gift. Yeah.

1633
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:39,559
Speaker 4: I just saw he didn't love this picture that my

1634
01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:42,040
Speaker 4: love it. I'm gonna put it up on my fridge.

1635
01:14:42,040 --> 01:14:43,320
Speaker 4: And people were like, oh, who's Jonah.

1636
01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:46,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, he's a boy.

1637
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:47,160
Speaker 4: I haven't met him.

1638
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:51,040
Speaker 2: And they're like, police, this is a boy that I know,

1639
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:54,320
Speaker 2: a very young boy. He drew me a mouse. Yeah

1640
01:14:54,439 --> 01:14:55,760
Speaker 2: that's how he thinks of me.

1641
01:14:57,760 --> 01:15:01,160
Speaker 4: We answered, I mean you you just and more picked

1642
01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:03,759
Speaker 4: up that job and took care of the season.

1643
01:15:04,439 --> 01:15:07,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I care so much, but I think about the

1644
01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:09,240
Speaker 2: dad so much. You know, is that going to be me?

1645
01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:12,120
Speaker 4: That's true, and you're gonna want do valuable you know

1646
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:13,639
Speaker 4: meaningful gift.

1647
01:15:13,479 --> 01:15:16,240
Speaker 2: You know, I did ask. I told my wife. I

1648
01:15:16,320 --> 01:15:19,200
Speaker 2: was like, for my birthday this year, I just want

1649
01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:21,880
Speaker 2: Jonah to get me whatever. I just want to know

1650
01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:23,240
Speaker 2: what he would.

1651
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:24,800
Speaker 4: Get, what he thinks of you or what you like.

1652
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:27,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he gave me a lump of hole. Now

1653
01:15:27,960 --> 01:15:30,800
Speaker 2: he gave me he hates me. He got me the

1654
01:15:30,920 --> 01:15:35,320
Speaker 2: uh stuffed h stuffed animal of like Hulk. Oh you know,

1655
01:15:35,439 --> 01:15:37,960
Speaker 2: and he's sleeping. Oh so and I was like, I

1656
01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:41,000
Speaker 2: like this, that's wonderful. I thought so too. I was like,

1657
01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:42,120
Speaker 2: that's a great gift.

1658
01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:43,479
Speaker 4: Why is the Hulk sleeping?

1659
01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:46,759
Speaker 2: I think they have a few, you know, like it.

1660
01:15:46,760 --> 01:15:48,960
Speaker 2: It's probably for them. It's just the money thing that's like, well,

1661
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:52,880
Speaker 2: this one's sleeping, this one anything, he's taking a shower like,

1662
01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:54,920
Speaker 2: it's just Hulk throughout his day. I don't know. I

1663
01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:57,559
Speaker 2: think it's to calm the kids down. I have no idea,

1664
01:15:57,640 --> 01:15:59,000
Speaker 2: to be honest, I didn't ask that question.

1665
01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:01,439
Speaker 4: Not a thing I associate with the Hulk.

1666
01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:03,760
Speaker 2: Because my son has one of Winnie the Pooh sleeping.

1667
01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:05,479
Speaker 4: Winnie the Poop punching somebody out.

1668
01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:08,080
Speaker 2: Yes he's not yet throwing a build freaking out. That's

1669
01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:09,400
Speaker 2: what happens with the hog. He freaks out.

1670
01:16:09,439 --> 01:16:10,400
Speaker 4: I think he freaks out.

1671
01:16:10,720 --> 01:16:14,160
Speaker 2: It's funny that they've they're just indoctrinating children out because

1672
01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:18,920
Speaker 2: like Spider Man has a show for like toddlers.

1673
01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:21,280
Speaker 4: Oh, so they have it for every level, every line

1674
01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:22,880
Speaker 4: of just like Boil the Frogs.

1675
01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:24,920
Speaker 2: I was saying that, Yes, Like, don't you think they're

1676
01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:26,679
Speaker 2: gonna start coming out with like old ones.

1677
01:16:27,080 --> 01:16:29,880
Speaker 4: Oh, they're definitely going to like where Spider Man's like

1678
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:32,040
Speaker 4: dealing with retirements or whatever.

1679
01:16:32,280 --> 01:16:35,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely think that's gonna start coming soon to Like

1680
01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:37,760
Speaker 2: we got to keep these guys on the hook.

1681
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:41,080
Speaker 4: Like Iron Man can no longer eat spicy food or something.

1682
01:16:41,320 --> 01:16:44,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh he can't have night shade vegetables. He gives

1683
01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:49,720
Speaker 2: him reflux. Golf clubs.

1684
01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:52,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, golf clubs. I mean he's golfing several days.

1685
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:53,639
Speaker 2: A week for the dad.

1686
01:16:54,040 --> 01:16:56,679
Speaker 4: Both the iron Man and the Dead iron Man must

1687
01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:57,200
Speaker 4: be golfing.

1688
01:16:57,280 --> 01:16:59,240
Speaker 2: He seems like a golfer. He seems like a golfer.

1689
01:16:59,439 --> 01:17:02,360
Speaker 2: It's sad that I actually thought this year, I was like,

1690
01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:05,639
Speaker 2: I'm starting to understand. I think white people like golf,

1691
01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:08,040
Speaker 2: which has I've always hated it.

1692
01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:08,639
Speaker 4: Do you golf?

1693
01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:11,920
Speaker 2: No? I've just i'd I find it, if anything, to

1694
01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:14,880
Speaker 2: be disturbing, just like disturbing that you're just like what

1695
01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:17,800
Speaker 2: you just like take up all this space, so much

1696
01:17:17,880 --> 01:17:21,599
Speaker 2: land and water, yes, like for what? And then now

1697
01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:25,800
Speaker 2: I'm like, and I have. I went to in Los

1698
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:28,080
Speaker 2: feel As. There is that pitch and putt. Oh, sure,

1699
01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:30,599
Speaker 2: like a three that was? I think that's what it's

1700
01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:31,120
Speaker 2: called pitch and.

1701
01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:32,960
Speaker 4: Put where you just go to a thing and hit balls.

1702
01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:35,000
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's a driving range. A pitch and

1703
01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:42,240
Speaker 2: put is like three stroke small holes. Yes, but for

1704
01:17:42,439 --> 01:17:44,879
Speaker 2: like it's a little bit you need, like you essentially

1705
01:17:44,920 --> 01:17:48,559
Speaker 2: need a pitching no, a sandwich no, a wedge of

1706
01:17:48,560 --> 01:17:53,519
Speaker 2: some iron of some kind of pitching pitching wedge, yes,

1707
01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:56,160
Speaker 2: and a putter. That's you could do it with just

1708
01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:58,680
Speaker 2: those two, right, So I went on craigslist and I

1709
01:17:58,680 --> 01:18:01,080
Speaker 2: bought used ones. I bought two of those, and me

1710
01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:03,960
Speaker 2: and my friends all shared two of the clubs because

1711
01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:05,479
Speaker 2: no one else had them, but we did it. And

1712
01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:07,320
Speaker 2: I was like, I see why this is fun. You

1713
01:18:07,360 --> 01:18:09,760
Speaker 2: go out there, you can smoke whatever you want, you

1714
01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:11,559
Speaker 2: can drink whatever you want. No one's gonna bother you.

1715
01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:15,559
Speaker 2: And everyone's like, got these coolers on wheels and you're

1716
01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:18,840
Speaker 2: essentially pictured. That's what I didn't realize is what's going

1717
01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:20,200
Speaker 2: on on these golf.

1718
01:18:19,960 --> 01:18:22,320
Speaker 4: Courses than a bowling alley.

1719
01:18:22,439 --> 01:18:24,920
Speaker 2: It is trashier than a bowling alley because and but

1720
01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:28,240
Speaker 2: you're getting some movement in and you're hanging out with

1721
01:18:28,280 --> 01:18:28,759
Speaker 2: some friends.

1722
01:18:28,760 --> 01:18:31,320
Speaker 4: Probably I know, I like the driving range.

1723
01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:32,720
Speaker 2: I didn't realize this.

1724
01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:35,880
Speaker 4: I'll never go. Well, I say that now you might.

1725
01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:36,840
Speaker 4: Then we'll probably end up golf.

1726
01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:39,920
Speaker 2: That pitching put is like six bucks because it's a

1727
01:18:39,920 --> 01:18:40,639
Speaker 2: public thing.

1728
01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:42,800
Speaker 4: Well, I've got the Scottish in me, and I feel

1729
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:44,200
Speaker 4: like the Scott's invented golf.

1730
01:18:44,280 --> 01:18:44,439
Speaker 3: Right.

1731
01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:47,280
Speaker 2: It seems like I was gonna I was gonna be

1732
01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:49,280
Speaker 2: like it seems Scottish. But then I'm realizing that's like

1733
01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:52,479
Speaker 2: a Robin Williams bit from like the eighties. I think, yeah,

1734
01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:56,320
Speaker 2: he's talking about like we're gonna hit the ball all

1735
01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:58,200
Speaker 2: the way into you know, I can't do Sorry, I'm

1736
01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:00,599
Speaker 2: doing the wrong accents, but the whole you know, and

1737
01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:03,200
Speaker 2: like like the idea of being wasted and just like

1738
01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:06,559
Speaker 2: smacking a ball, a tiny ball really far into a

1739
01:19:06,640 --> 01:19:09,800
Speaker 2: tiny hole is just like an insane game idea. It's

1740
01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:12,800
Speaker 2: a wild game. It's a wild idea for a game.

1741
01:19:12,880 --> 01:19:14,679
Speaker 2: Every other game is pretty much like it's.

1742
01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:18,160
Speaker 4: Immediate contained you.

1743
01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:18,960
Speaker 2: You can't even see it.

1744
01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:21,000
Speaker 4: You have to just trust that there's a hole, that

1745
01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:22,120
Speaker 4: there's something very far along.

1746
01:19:22,160 --> 01:19:24,439
Speaker 2: They're sort of in nature, but not really. You cleaned

1747
01:19:24,439 --> 01:19:27,800
Speaker 2: it up a bit for some reason. For you, you've

1748
01:19:27,840 --> 01:19:31,439
Speaker 2: made it indoors. Essentially, you did make nature kind of.

1749
01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:34,479
Speaker 2: It's just a lot of carpet. Have you ever been

1750
01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:38,559
Speaker 2: to Pebble Beach is up by Monterey? No.

1751
01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:41,080
Speaker 4: I thought Pebble Beach was in Florida.

1752
01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:44,759
Speaker 2: I it sounds like, come on, Pebble Beach sounds like Florida.

1753
01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:48,240
Speaker 2: It sounds like it's sounds like, yeah, oh, pebble Beach. Yeah,

1754
01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:50,560
Speaker 2: there is a beach. It's probably just Koopa Beach or

1755
01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:52,599
Speaker 2: but anyway, but Pebble Beach would be a great Mario

1756
01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:56,240
Speaker 2: car track and a great trashy beach in Florida. But

1757
01:19:56,360 --> 01:20:00,920
Speaker 2: it is a beautiful golf course up by Mono, right, Okay,

1758
01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:05,360
Speaker 2: it's cliff side, gorgeous and you can pay money, which

1759
01:20:05,360 --> 01:20:09,880
Speaker 2: I did to drive around it without golfing. But I

1760
01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:11,960
Speaker 2: was like, this is the most beautiful golf course I've

1761
01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:14,720
Speaker 2: ever seen. And but then you're like, but wouldn't it

1762
01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:16,959
Speaker 2: be a lot more beautiful if it wasn't a golf.

1763
01:20:16,720 --> 01:20:17,599
Speaker 4: Course just nature?

1764
01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:21,320
Speaker 2: So you're like, well, yeah, this is sort of the

1765
01:20:21,439 --> 01:20:25,600
Speaker 2: b minus of what. It's nice certainly, but you know,

1766
01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:31,400
Speaker 2: the natural surroundings of if downgraded northern California are unbeatable

1767
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:35,280
Speaker 2: and you put a golf course there. Wow. Yeah yeah,

1768
01:20:35,320 --> 01:20:37,639
Speaker 2: Pebble Beach not the place you would think.

1769
01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:40,920
Speaker 4: Wow, yeah, you've really shattered my reality.

1770
01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:42,719
Speaker 2: It seems like where you would go on like a

1771
01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:45,960
Speaker 2: family vacation or something and be like this is a

1772
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:50,160
Speaker 2: little too trashy, like Ocean City, Maryland's. So that was

1773
01:20:50,360 --> 01:20:51,839
Speaker 2: we did that from New Jersey.

1774
01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:53,880
Speaker 4: Oh that makes sense, and.

1775
01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:57,519
Speaker 2: Many New Jersey shore prices, your wild woods, you're they

1776
01:20:57,520 --> 01:21:00,240
Speaker 2: should all be called pebble Beach. It should just be like, yes,

1777
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:02,160
Speaker 2: or that should be the name of Like we thought

1778
01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:03,320
Speaker 2: it was gonna be nice, but it was more like

1779
01:21:03,320 --> 01:21:06,040
Speaker 2: a pebble beach. You just know.

1780
01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:11,000
Speaker 4: Well, I think we we answered Liz's question perfectly. Oh yeah,

1781
01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:13,759
Speaker 4: her dad's going to be absolutely showered with gifts.

1782
01:21:13,840 --> 01:21:14,440
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1783
01:21:14,479 --> 01:21:17,439
Speaker 4: I hope it's kind of causing Liz more in gifts

1784
01:21:17,439 --> 01:21:20,080
Speaker 4: than she could have should have just paid a contract

1785
01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:23,920
Speaker 4: or knives and so much basketball stuff, and she's ruined.

1786
01:21:24,720 --> 01:21:25,880
Speaker 4: She's gonna have to sell the house.

1787
01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:28,879
Speaker 2: Shame too, because it's got great where.

1788
01:21:28,680 --> 01:21:32,320
Speaker 4: You're just housing a car to boot ye walking up

1789
01:21:32,320 --> 01:21:38,320
Speaker 4: and running. Good luck Liz, Good luck Dan. I've now

1790
01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:41,640
Speaker 4: got this beautiful piece of art, gorgeous. You're going to

1791
01:21:41,680 --> 01:21:46,720
Speaker 4: take this bag home with you, Yes, this peapad, and

1792
01:21:46,720 --> 01:21:47,920
Speaker 4: I'm happy for both of us.

1793
01:21:48,160 --> 01:21:50,639
Speaker 2: I think we you know what. The deal we struck

1794
01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:54,280
Speaker 2: here was a fair one, a perfect deal. Deal. Everybody

1795
01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:56,759
Speaker 2: got a little something. No one's thrilled, but we got

1796
01:21:58,160 --> 01:21:59,080
Speaker 2: a good compromise.

1797
01:21:59,439 --> 01:22:01,960
Speaker 4: I would love to wrap up a conversation on this

1798
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:04,880
Speaker 4: podcast with Dan. I'm not thrilled with the way this went.

1799
01:22:05,040 --> 01:22:07,160
Speaker 4: Not thrilled bad, but I'm not saying it was bad.

1800
01:22:07,640 --> 01:22:09,360
Speaker 4: I'm just saying I'm being realistic here.

1801
01:22:09,520 --> 01:22:13,000
Speaker 2: It was fine. It's fine, and that's good for me. Yeah,

1802
01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:15,320
Speaker 2: most of my life is very painful. It could be bad,

1803
01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:17,720
Speaker 2: things could be horrible out in the real world. But

1804
01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:21,160
Speaker 2: this was okay, it was pleasant, it was fine. It's

1805
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:23,280
Speaker 2: gonna be way better when you go back inside to

1806
01:22:23,280 --> 01:22:26,720
Speaker 2: your warm home, get under some covers, maybe.

1807
01:22:26,479 --> 01:22:28,120
Speaker 4: I have to go to a friend's house after this.

1808
01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:29,240
Speaker 2: Oh, you do stuff.

1809
01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:32,080
Speaker 4: This has been a long time coming, and I'm committed

1810
01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:34,439
Speaker 4: to a thing and I'm you know, I don't know.

1811
01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:38,120
Speaker 2: Oh, I'll be in bed within hours.

1812
01:22:38,960 --> 01:22:42,360
Speaker 4: I baked cookies for this. Really, I've been a whirlwind today.

1813
01:22:42,800 --> 01:22:45,360
Speaker 2: You bake, though, I bake because I say you the

1814
01:22:45,439 --> 01:22:51,600
Speaker 2: cooking was such a like cooking. So your cookies is

1815
01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:54,400
Speaker 2: your cookies? And are you just following recipes? Are you

1816
01:22:54,439 --> 01:22:55,120
Speaker 2: going nuts out there?

1817
01:22:55,160 --> 01:22:57,160
Speaker 4: I follow recipes and then I bend them to my

1818
01:22:57,240 --> 01:22:59,360
Speaker 4: own will. And the kind of cookies we're talking tonight,

1819
01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:02,240
Speaker 4: I mean it's almost always chocolate chip cookies, just different

1820
01:23:02,280 --> 01:23:03,439
Speaker 4: variations of the form.

1821
01:23:03,560 --> 01:23:04,599
Speaker 2: What do we got tonight?

1822
01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:07,880
Speaker 4: They have finally chopped while nut in them, I used

1823
01:23:07,880 --> 01:23:09,440
Speaker 4: a variety of flowers.

1824
01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:12,800
Speaker 2: M Yeah, that's always nice. Give it a little more omph, Yeah,

1825
01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:13,599
Speaker 2: a little more oomph.

1826
01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:18,240
Speaker 4: Any coco to it for an extra chocolate boost? Lovely,

1827
01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:19,200
Speaker 4: I think they're gonna be good.

1828
01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:20,040
Speaker 2: That sounds great.

1829
01:23:20,240 --> 01:23:21,000
Speaker 4: You said you bake.

1830
01:23:21,280 --> 01:23:24,160
Speaker 2: I did a little bit during the pandemic. Well, Kelly

1831
01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:26,120
Speaker 2: really got into the whole sour dough thing, oh right,

1832
01:23:26,439 --> 01:23:29,160
Speaker 2: which was awesome because she really was getting better. It

1833
01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:32,200
Speaker 2: was interesting to see someone getting better. I don't know

1834
01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:35,440
Speaker 2: if I've seen that, like a skill improving. Yeah, like adult,

1835
01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:37,840
Speaker 2: does anyone do that anything? Does anyone get better at

1836
01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:41,599
Speaker 2: things anymore? We only get worse or stay the same.

1837
01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:43,960
Speaker 2: So it's really cool to be like, these are really good.

1838
01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:46,920
Speaker 2: So we had great bread, incredible warm bread.

1839
01:23:46,960 --> 01:23:47,599
Speaker 4: It was so good.

1840
01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:50,000
Speaker 2: It smells so good. That was great. I baked a

1841
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:54,559
Speaker 2: few things from various cookbooks. But were there any hitting Yes,

1842
01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:57,080
Speaker 2: there was a hit that I should make again. It

1843
01:23:57,200 --> 01:24:00,479
Speaker 2: was from the woman who owns Squirrel, that restaurant.

1844
01:24:00,520 --> 01:24:03,640
Speaker 4: Oh sure, kind of you know, like, yes, had some trouble.

1845
01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:05,599
Speaker 2: Had some trouble which worked out great for me as

1846
01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:07,320
Speaker 2: a fan of that restaurant. That was like, okay, there

1847
01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:08,400
Speaker 2: would you just be less people here?

1848
01:24:08,560 --> 01:24:09,840
Speaker 4: Empty jam?

1849
01:24:10,040 --> 01:24:14,799
Speaker 2: Yeah. But she had a thing that was a ginger

1850
01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:19,320
Speaker 2: carrot loaf. Oh so sort of a yes, a bread,

1851
01:24:19,760 --> 01:24:23,440
Speaker 2: kind of a quick bread of sorts, ginger and carrot delicious,

1852
01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:27,120
Speaker 2: you know that kind of cinnamon spicy stuff and then

1853
01:24:27,240 --> 01:24:30,400
Speaker 2: on top black sesame seeds and it gives it this

1854
01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:33,479
Speaker 2: nice crunchy crust on top. It sounds incredible. It was

1855
01:24:33,479 --> 01:24:35,600
Speaker 2: really good. It was easy to make very easy. I

1856
01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:37,800
Speaker 2: made it and I'm not a baker.

1857
01:24:37,479 --> 01:24:39,479
Speaker 4: Of And were you eating as like a breakfast food.

1858
01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:43,200
Speaker 2: We were doing it as a treat, I think. But

1859
01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:44,920
Speaker 2: you could have it at breakfast, that'd be cool.

1860
01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:47,320
Speaker 4: Yeah. If something doesn't have chocolate and a baked good,

1861
01:24:47,320 --> 01:24:48,400
Speaker 4: I just assume it's a breadthreast.

1862
01:24:48,760 --> 01:24:50,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is what. Yeah, it could be. It'd be

1863
01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:51,280
Speaker 2: nice as a bread.

1864
01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:52,560
Speaker 4: That bread sounds incredible.

1865
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:54,519
Speaker 2: It is really good and it's I made it for

1866
01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:56,920
Speaker 2: my in laws, and again I spoke, they're good bakers.

1867
01:24:56,920 --> 01:24:59,000
Speaker 2: They're good cooks. So that was like I could they

1868
01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:01,240
Speaker 2: were wowed by it, and they were wowed. I would

1869
01:25:01,280 --> 01:25:04,240
Speaker 2: love to wow a crowd. To wow a crowd of

1870
01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:05,960
Speaker 2: people who have been cooking for you for like a

1871
01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:09,800
Speaker 2: decade now that I've made nothing for them, was vindicating.

1872
01:25:09,880 --> 01:25:11,400
Speaker 2: You know, it is good for all of us.

1873
01:25:11,439 --> 01:25:14,000
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna look that recipe up listener. You should too,

1874
01:25:14,400 --> 01:25:17,559
Speaker 4: send it to Please. Please don't make me do the work,

1875
01:25:17,600 --> 01:25:19,840
Speaker 4: don't you dare. I'm not gonna lift a finger.

1876
01:25:19,920 --> 01:25:21,840
Speaker 2: You don't do a thing. You go straight to your

1877
01:25:21,880 --> 01:25:24,400
Speaker 2: friend's house and you get there, there will be an email.

1878
01:25:24,240 --> 01:25:27,599
Speaker 4: Just sitting there waiting for me. Dan No, I've really

1879
01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:30,599
Speaker 4: had a wonderful time. I'm so happy you could remember

1880
01:25:30,680 --> 01:25:31,720
Speaker 4: this at the last.

1881
01:25:32,200 --> 01:25:34,360
Speaker 2: Sir, and rush over dangerously.

1882
01:25:36,160 --> 01:25:38,080
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for being Thank you so much

1883
01:25:38,080 --> 01:25:42,479
Speaker 4: for having me listener. The podcast is over. We're wrapping

1884
01:25:42,479 --> 01:25:45,120
Speaker 4: it up. It's time to move on with your day

1885
01:25:45,360 --> 01:25:47,440
Speaker 4: or do whatever you do at the end of the podcast.

1886
01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:49,840
Speaker 4: I really don't know that it's any of my business.

1887
01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:52,400
Speaker 4: A routine they have, they've got a routine. Everybody's got

1888
01:25:52,400 --> 01:25:53,040
Speaker 4: a routine.

1889
01:25:53,640 --> 01:25:55,360
Speaker 2: Turn the winding down of the podcast.

1890
01:25:55,479 --> 01:25:57,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, they know. They've been thinking for a few minutes.

1891
01:25:57,360 --> 01:25:57,479
Speaker 2: Time.

1892
01:25:57,479 --> 01:25:59,519
Speaker 4: I got to get doing my next thing. Got to

1893
01:25:59,520 --> 01:26:01,880
Speaker 4: start sending a threatening email to Bridger or I've got

1894
01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:03,480
Speaker 4: to start doing whatever.

1895
01:26:03,360 --> 01:26:07,960
Speaker 2: Threatening voicemail to yo yo ma ah.

1896
01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:11,080
Speaker 4: No, listener, go do whatever you want. Maybe insist your

1897
01:26:11,120 --> 01:26:13,519
Speaker 4: coworker listen to the podcast. I don't know, do whatever

1898
01:26:13,520 --> 01:26:16,040
Speaker 4: you want. Don't be a nuisance. Okay, we've got to

1899
01:26:16,120 --> 01:26:24,320
Speaker 4: end the podcast. I love you, goodbye, I said. No

1900
01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:27,640
Speaker 4: Gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced by our

1901
01:26:27,680 --> 01:26:31,479
Speaker 4: dear friend Annalise Nilson and it's beautifully mixed by Leona

1902
01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:34,679
Speaker 4: Squilatchi and we couldn't do it without our guest booker

1903
01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:39,120
Speaker 4: Patrick Kottner. The theme song, of course, could only come

1904
01:26:39,160 --> 01:26:43,200
Speaker 4: from miracle Worker Amy Man. You must follow the show

1905
01:26:43,320 --> 01:26:45,840
Speaker 4: on Instagram. At I said, no gifts. I don't want

1906
01:26:45,840 --> 01:26:48,080
Speaker 4: to hear any excuses. That's where you get to see

1907
01:26:48,080 --> 01:26:50,519
Speaker 4: pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting. And don't

1908
01:26:50,560 --> 01:26:51,920
Speaker 4: you want to see pictures of the gifts?

1909
01:26:54,080 --> 01:26:55,839
Speaker 2: Line? Why did you hear?

1910
01:26:58,200 --> 01:27:03,200
Speaker 1: Thuna man? Myself perfickly clear, But you're I guess to

1911
01:27:03,400 --> 01:27:12,600
Speaker 1: my home. You gotta come to me empty? And I said, no, guess,

1912
01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:15,320
Speaker 1: You're own presences, presents enough.

1913
01:27:16,479 --> 01:27:21,040
Speaker 3: I already had too much stuff, So how do you

1914
01:27:21,360 --> 01:27:23,400
Speaker 3: dare to surbey me