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Speaker 1: I, Uh, I just made a mistake of googling something.

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Speaker 2: I had this tiny little bump.

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Speaker 1: On my Oh no, my lip, which has been there

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Speaker 1: for a while.

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Speaker 2: No, I see.

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Speaker 1: Now this is why I didn't want to say anything,

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Speaker 1: because it's not that we're all clear.

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Speaker 2: There don't google stuff.

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Speaker 1: But I googled it and it's like either very common

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Speaker 1: or it's melanomen. I'm dead and I actually died, and

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Speaker 1: so my doctor Sonya and my dermatologist. I said, hey,

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Speaker 1: can I ask you a skin question because I just

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Speaker 1: googled it and now I'm stupid And I said, am

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Speaker 1: I dead? And she said unlikely, it's very normal, okay,

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Speaker 1: And then she wants me to send her a picture.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I have to do that to the germ.

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Speaker 1: You know what amazed me is I briefly dated au

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Speaker 1: Obgyn and she said her friends would send her pictures

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Speaker 1: and you can only imagine what those must have looked like.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and she's like, oh, yes, it's normal.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, what, like if I'm just chilling on a Saturday,

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Speaker 1: you know, watching the Netflix or whatever, and then I

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Speaker 1: get a picture like whoa, Oh yeah, that's just so

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Speaker 1: and so and so and so and then you just what.

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Speaker 2: I'd rather FaceTime, and I realized, you guys.

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Speaker 1: Know my thing about I'm afraid of doctors in the hospitals,

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Speaker 1: and I'm grossed out by my own self. You know this,

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Speaker 1: And I realized that doctors listening when we don't care.

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Speaker 1: I don't care. It is just simply what it is.

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Speaker 1: We've been looking at this stuff forever. It's only but me.

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Speaker 1: On the other hand, I'm like, I'm the grossest person

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Speaker 1: ever and this is obviously.

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Speaker 2: Stars and I'm dead and.

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Speaker 1: I sup, yes, and it's just one and just son't

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Speaker 1: even start.

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Speaker 2: It's not because I even said to her.

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Speaker 1: I even said to her, we're all set on on

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Speaker 1: one note, so it's not that, but like, what the

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Speaker 1: hell is? And she's like, it's not that because also

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Speaker 1: wouldn't have been here. Why not even bring it up?

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Speaker 1: The point is, I googled my own problem and it

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Speaker 1: made me so paranoid during the commercial break that I

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Speaker 1: had to I had to text my doctor friend for

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Speaker 1: her to tell me that I'm not dead.

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Speaker 2: They want us to be off of Google doctors.

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Speaker 1: They literally say, do not google stuff because then you're

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Speaker 1: gonna spiral.

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Speaker 2: Oh her head a sign in her office and said,

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Speaker 2: don't confuse your Google search with my doctoral degree. That's what. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that is standing on what it should say.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of it's from TikTok. It's okay, right, come,

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Speaker 1: come on the University of TikTok A man, and y'all

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Speaker 1: can stay out of the comments. Y'all can stay off

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Speaker 1: the text because doctor whomever you know on the text line, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't have some sort of.

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Speaker 2: Social disease. What did your dermatologist say? She's like, I

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Speaker 2: don't treat that kind of stuff or something.

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Speaker 1: Little?

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Speaker 2: Trust me.

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Speaker 1: I googled that too, just to see what it is

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Speaker 1: we do. According to Kiki, everyone's got a little herfect.

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Speaker 2: Four people do that. Yeah, you're not wrong. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: not shaming it. That's just not what it is. Trust me.

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Speaker 1: I've been to the doctor about thirty seven times for

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Speaker 1: benign diagnoses of many things I thought I had contracted

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Speaker 1: because I'm a hypochondriac and I'm a crazy person. So

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm I almost have a medical degree

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Speaker 1: at this point on certain topics because I've just convinced

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Speaker 1: myself that there's stuff that's wrong with me because I

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Speaker 1: googled it first. That's the problem. The problem is I

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Speaker 1: google stuff and then it's like, oh you oh that,

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Speaker 1: Oh you're dead, you died already, you're dead, say goodbye

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Speaker 1: and uh.

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Speaker 2: And then it turns out that it's like nothing.

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Speaker 1: You're going to be on that commercial with the little

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Speaker 1: people running so happy that they got a disease. You

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Speaker 1: can here, you can row a boat now thanks to

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Speaker 1: whatever medicine.

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Speaker 2: There's always a dog.

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Speaker 1: Take me now, giky take yeah, go ahead, Oh no,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, we never get a date again now thanks

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Speaker 1: to this segment. The whole point was don't google anything

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Speaker 1: because it'll tell you it's worse than it is, or

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Speaker 1: don't tell your friends who aren't doctors, because they'll tell

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Speaker 1: you that it's worse that you guys are sitting.

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Speaker 2: Here telling me, oh you got this thing another thing. Nope,

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Speaker 2: I don't. Everybody got it, okay, thank you. Also misinformation

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Speaker 2: from Kiki