1
00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:05,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, they talk better than they These are the radio

2
00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:08,840
Speaker 1: blogs on the Fred Show. Oh everybody, glad you are here.

3
00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:11,440
Speaker 1: Are audio journals like we're writing in our diaries, except

4
00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:13,360
Speaker 1: we say them a loud We call them blog. Jason

5
00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:14,600
Speaker 1: Brown's got one goes.

6
00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:17,440
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you, dear blog. So we were talking about

7
00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:20,799
Speaker 2: sort of like our teenage years earlier this hour, and

8
00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:24,880
Speaker 2: it really made me start thinking about the things that

9
00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:28,680
Speaker 2: I can't do as an adult that I feel like

10
00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:30,360
Speaker 2: I should be able to do that I still have

11
00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:32,400
Speaker 2: to like ask for help for. And there are two

12
00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,960
Speaker 2: things that like really stand up in my mind. One

13
00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:38,080
Speaker 2: is we kind of conquered an event recently that I

14
00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,879
Speaker 2: don't know how to start a lighter like uh with

15
00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,240
Speaker 2: the ball of the wheel, like yeah, yeah.

16
00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:45,839
Speaker 1: Like I was watching you do that, like you're a

17
00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:49,120
Speaker 1: big lighter. Yeah, little little flint wheel right you know yeah,

18
00:00:49,159 --> 00:00:51,360
Speaker 1: simultaneous spin and push down. Yeah.

19
00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,199
Speaker 2: Maybe it's like too many movements for my brain to

20
00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:56,000
Speaker 2: like understand and one, you know go, but like I

21
00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,680
Speaker 2: feel like you gets started, but then I get scared

22
00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:59,480
Speaker 2: because it gets hot. I'm afraid I'm gonna burnt myself,

23
00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:00,800
Speaker 2: So then I like let it go. I was have

24
00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,360
Speaker 2: to use one of the torches. A little.

25
00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:05,480
Speaker 1: Can't do that. We handed it to a gen Z

26
00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,520
Speaker 1: at that same event. She didn't even know which end

27
00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:07,680
Speaker 1: to you.

28
00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:10,880
Speaker 2: Yes, maybe I am a gens I don't know. But

29
00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:13,520
Speaker 2: the other is, this is so dumb. But I had

30
00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:16,440
Speaker 2: to ask Mike for help the other day because I

31
00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:23,080
Speaker 2: couldn't tell the difference in a breast and a thigh

32
00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:28,440
Speaker 2: when it comes to chicken, like, I only like, I

33
00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:31,679
Speaker 2: only like eating legs and chicken breast, and I couldn't tell.

34
00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,800
Speaker 2: And if I get a thigh, it's so mad. So

35
00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:35,280
Speaker 2: literally I had to go to Mic. I was like,

36
00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,759
Speaker 2: which one is the breast and which one is the thighs?

37
00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:39,360
Speaker 2: If I was like a five year old, because I

38
00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,840
Speaker 2: don't know, it looks the same.

39
00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,600
Speaker 1: To me, chicken, Yeah, you know what I can see

40
00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:46,080
Speaker 1: that what no, I can see that I would jo

41
00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:51,480
Speaker 1: I would have been yes, but you never would have

42
00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:53,400
Speaker 1: hired me. I would have given a whole place away apparently,

43
00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,400
Speaker 1: or eaten all of it. So yeah, thighs the same

44
00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:59,280
Speaker 1: shape kind of but smaller, way smaller.

45
00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:03,080
Speaker 2: No, you get some big thighs. I don't know. He

46
00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,240
Speaker 2: was like, are you serious? I was like, I'm literally

47
00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:07,240
Speaker 2: looking at two pieces, and I don't know which one is.

48
00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:09,120
Speaker 1: What you know, Worse than that is, I don't know

49
00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:11,560
Speaker 1: that I really even know how to eat fried chicken properly,

50
00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:15,519
Speaker 1: Like I don't. I don't know, like a fork what

51
00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:18,560
Speaker 1: you yeah, stuff on a bone anyway, Yeah, that's the

52
00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,799
Speaker 1: same way. Like it's too techtile for me. The breast

53
00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:23,000
Speaker 1: meat and like use a fork like the drums takes easy.

54
00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:24,560
Speaker 1: You just you know where to hold it because there's

55
00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,080
Speaker 1: no meat there, and then you eat it. But like

56
00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:28,560
Speaker 1: I don't know, like even a retisserie chicken, I'm afraid

57
00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,400
Speaker 1: there's pieces of it I'm eating, but I'm not supposed

58
00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,320
Speaker 1: to be eating like the bones, like I never really

59
00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:33,760
Speaker 1: I don't really know what to do with all that.

60
00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,760
Speaker 1: It's too techtiles too, it's too like it's too I

61
00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:39,080
Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, yeah, I'm with you. I don't. I

62
00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,720
Speaker 1: just sort of start grabbing and like seeing one of meating.

63
00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,640
Speaker 2: Fork and it sort of like pay But you can't

64
00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:45,680
Speaker 2: really do that with a thigh because there's like more bone.

65
00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:47,320
Speaker 2: So that's why I was like, Okay, which one do

66
00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:48,240
Speaker 2: I want? And he had to.

67
00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:51,200
Speaker 1: Nobody ever taught me how to properly eat fried chicken. Yeah,

68
00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:52,840
Speaker 1: or like a chicken wing. You know those people that

69
00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,440
Speaker 1: can like they eat the chicken wing and then there's

70
00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,600
Speaker 1: all this left is a bone. Yeah, I don't know

71
00:02:56,600 --> 00:03:00,240
Speaker 1: how to do that. I don't have no idea, no

72
00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,320
Speaker 1: idea how to do that. Like when it's all kinds

73
00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:03,560
Speaker 1: of stuff left on a note, it's like.

74
00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because I'm afrad, I'm gonna get something.

75
00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:06,760
Speaker 1: I don't want to waste.

76
00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,680
Speaker 2: Yea to the drop, Yeah, to the very end.

77
00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:12,880
Speaker 1: H If your chicken wing is dripping, then I would

78
00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:16,040
Speaker 1: recommend you, know I've expired or something.

79
00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:17,919
Speaker 2: I love your chicken.

80
00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Whatever time I had to do that,

81
00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:22,720
Speaker 1: no one ever time me had to eat a sunflower seed.

82
00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,079
Speaker 1: I don't know how to eat a sun flower seed.

83
00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,120
Speaker 2: Mean, I don't think I've ever had a sunflower seed.

84
00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:28,400
Speaker 1: No, I guess you're supposed to be able to split

85
00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,239
Speaker 1: the thing open, take the seed out, and then spit

86
00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,560
Speaker 1: the seed all in your mouth without using your hands.

87
00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:34,120
Speaker 1: I mean it's talent.

88
00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:34,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't.

89
00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,160
Speaker 1: And people can do that while playing a sport at

90
00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,600
Speaker 1: the same time. Now, that to me is mind blowing. Yeah,

91
00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,160
Speaker 1: I'm with you. When they throw like twenty in their mouth.

92
00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:43,840
Speaker 2: I'm like, how do you be able to spit all

93
00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:44,200
Speaker 2: those out?

94
00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:47,360
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, I don't know how to do that. You

95
00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:50,080
Speaker 1: can do that? Yes, how do you do it? I

96
00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,480
Speaker 1: mean you just gotta have some coordination in there, you know.

97
00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,480
Speaker 1: I didn't know how to blow a bubble until I

98
00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,680
Speaker 1: was kind of an adult and it happened my accident.

99
00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:57,440
Speaker 1: I don't know.

100
00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:59,600
Speaker 2: I don't know if I can't either. I can't whistle.

101
00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,920
Speaker 1: Can't whistle either. I have to suck in when I whistle. Oh,

102
00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,560
Speaker 1: I think I think your issues are more common than

103
00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:05,920
Speaker 1: you think.

104
00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,400
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't feel like an adult.

105
00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:11,040
Speaker 1: The lighter and the lighter is yeah, you needed, yeah.

106
00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:12,720
Speaker 2: A big torch thing.

107
00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:15,000
Speaker 1: Maybe you have like a pyromaniac stage as a kid

108
00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:17,159
Speaker 1: where you like light fireworks and tried to light stuff

109
00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:20,119
Speaker 1: on fire. Never be no, you never had that face.

110
00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:22,359
Speaker 1: I feel like fire was interesting when you were like

111
00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,120
Speaker 1: I don't know, ten or something that.

112
00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,320
Speaker 2: Wasn't a typical boy.

113
00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:29,240
Speaker 1: All of us all had a pyromaniac stage. We're all

114
00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:31,960
Speaker 1: on radio, we're all crazy. Yeah, so maybe that isn't

115
00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:35,400
Speaker 1: normal to have a pyromaniac stage. Sure, I don't know

116
00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:37,520
Speaker 1: a fire man, it probably speaks to some form of

117
00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:38,159
Speaker 1: mental illness.

118
00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:40,000
Speaker 2: But that's for sure.

119
00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,000
Speaker 1: You never had a fire fascination. No, but my ill

120
00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:46,800
Speaker 1: brother did trying to blow us up. He would take

121
00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:47,920
Speaker 1: hair spray.

122
00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:54,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, yes, torturing us. Oh, never let anything

123
00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:58,120
Speaker 2: on fire. I don't think you like the trail of gasoline.

124
00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,640
Speaker 2: And you lighted and no, no

125
00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:04,599
Speaker 1: Actually that's arsen and sent more Fred Show next