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Speaker 1: Hi, guys.

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Speaker 2: Hello, let's talk about what's happening on January eleven.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're giving you more gifts.

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Speaker 2: We're oh my gifts on gifts on Marry Christmas, Happy holidays,

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Speaker 2: all the holidays. So we have another live show for

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Speaker 2: you at Union Hall here in Brooklyn, and it's some

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Speaker 2: of your favorite comics, some of our favorite guests.

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Speaker 3: And you guys are gonna really enjoy the show. Sydney,

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Speaker 3: where can they get tickets? You can get tickets. Write

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Speaker 3: in the description about that, and then if you go

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Speaker 3: to the Instagram page, we got that in the link

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Speaker 3: as well. Also, and who are the guests worry, Oh

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Speaker 3: my god, Mally Austin, oh Sex State experts. Yes, who else?

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Speaker 3: Matt Rogers, our Hollywood expert. Yes, he's gonna be our

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Speaker 3: musical guests. Oh yeah, he's gonna do a couple of ballots.

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Speaker 3: He's gonna do a couple for y'all. So you're gonna

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Speaker 3: get comedy, you donna get interview, you're gonna get cabaret. Also,

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Speaker 3: you gonna get looks fabulous. This is gonna be the

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Speaker 3: last episode of the year. God see you in twenty nineteen.

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Speaker 1: Closing it out with a burn.

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Speaker 2: Your resolution should be what to come see us life?

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Speaker 1: His sea was with Washington O la oh la.

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Speaker 3: I says, it's it's the end of the year, end

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Speaker 3: of an era.

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Speaker 4: Wom wom wom wom.

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Speaker 3: I'm saying era because twenty eighteen feels like so much

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Speaker 3: time has passed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this was the longest was also shortest year.

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Speaker 3: It was the longest fastest year of my life. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it was a lot, but like also, you know, we

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Speaker 3: did it. We got through it, you know, thank goodness.

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Speaker 1: I was it was so long. Yeah, it was so long.

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Speaker 2: But also I feel like the year just started and

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Speaker 2: I think back, like I was in La for a

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Speaker 2: month this year.

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Speaker 1: You sure were? That was this year. Absolutely.

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Speaker 3: We tested for like a bunch of TV shows this year,

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Speaker 3: like flew.

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Speaker 1: Back and forth a lot. I ain't got no miles

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Speaker 1: on my ship. I should have. I should have like

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Speaker 1: a card or something. Oh yeah, yeah you should. The

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Speaker 1: way I was flying, it's like I should you should

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Speaker 1: enrolled this. You should have rolled now. Yeah, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: work on that.

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Speaker 3: I got like jet Blue and and something else. But

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Speaker 3: I think I went virgin. But I feel like maybe

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Speaker 3: I'll get like in America American airlines. Okay about join them.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's gonna work.

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Speaker 3: Who else got cute planes?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: But when somebody else is paying, I'm like whatever.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, But but the miles are for you. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I definitely need those freaking miles.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because flying back at least three thousand miles away,

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Speaker 2: so that's six thousand miles round trips.

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Speaker 3: Come on, man, get them points. Yeah, I need to

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Speaker 3: think about that. That's where I'm at. It's like, I

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Speaker 3: gotta think ahead, think about that.

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Speaker 2: Well, I feel you got some travel coming up in

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Speaker 2: the next year. You should definitely enrolled. It's it's free.

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Speaker 1: You gotta think about the bigger pictreol get some perks.

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Speaker 1: Boo boo boo.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just all of a sudden, they I want them

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Speaker 3: to send me a suitcase. That's how much I want

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Speaker 3: to be traveling.

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Speaker 1: Oh, okay, and a little a little away. Yeah, away.

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Speaker 1: You gotta do away, far, far, far away. Yeah. I'm

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Speaker 1: so happy that.

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Speaker 3: You know, things have come and go and comedy this

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Speaker 3: was like the craziest comedy year ever.

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Speaker 1: You know why, just more opportunities. I can't even count

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Speaker 1: how many stages I've been on this year. I've definitely

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Speaker 1: done a lot of stand up and still don't know

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Speaker 1: what my fucking five minutes are. But you know what,

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Speaker 1: we're doing it. We're getting through it. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like I caught you towards the

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Speaker 3: beginning of your stand up career, and I always feel

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Speaker 3: like whenever I watch you perform, like you're one of

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Speaker 3: my favorite people.

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Speaker 2: To watch perform, especially when you be messing with the audience.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, look at my mean ass friends.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, riff City is wonderful, you know, fantastic. Crowd work

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Speaker 3: is beautiful.

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Speaker 2: It's a skill, guys, for us to be up there

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Speaker 2: and make it look so effortless. Uh, it's a skill

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Speaker 2: because people will then try to talk to us and

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Speaker 2: it's like no, no, no, no, no, I'm a professional comedian

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Speaker 2: and you're just a fan.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, this is my job. I'm gonna make this funny.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna try to figure out the funny and

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Speaker 3: I already got I already know what it is.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And then sometimes I'm like, ugh, you know what, that

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Speaker 3: didn't go the way it was supposed to, But you

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Speaker 3: know what, I still got that money and I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: leave with my head high.

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Speaker 1: Looking for my uber pool. Is that it? No, that's

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Speaker 1: not it. Oh no, it's two blocks down. Okay, gotta

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Speaker 3: Ok, let's talk about it.

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Speaker 2: I ordered an uber Express, So uber Express is just

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Speaker 2: like they pick you up close to where you are

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Speaker 2: and they drop you off close to where you go.

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Speaker 2: It's a shuttle, it's it's a bus, right, but it's cold, we're.

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Speaker 1: We're out late.

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Speaker 2: And the other day I ordered an uber pool at

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Speaker 2: eleven forty five pm, right, they were like, walk.

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Speaker 3: Three minutes to go get this car.

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Speaker 2: I I'm walking across all these busy intersections and I

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Speaker 2: could see the car, but on the app it'll still

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Speaker 2: say a minute away.

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Speaker 1: And then it was like leaving soon.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, okay, well I'm not I'm not

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Speaker 3: about to get hit by all these cars for this

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Speaker 3: uber pool. And the car left, and then every car

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Speaker 3: after it was like then that you order another Uber expressing.

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Speaker 3: It's telling you to go back to where It's like,

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Speaker 3: I'm not, I'm not doing this. Then a car came

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Speaker 3: and the driver said he was there, and I was like,

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Speaker 3: and I'm facing me and I'm like waving my arms.

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Speaker 1: He popped a yuwie and canceled the trip.

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Speaker 2: I'm in his head lights waving at him to come forward,

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Speaker 2: and instead of coming to meet me, he just canceled

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Speaker 2: the trip and made like three point turn, went.

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Speaker 1: The other way. Patty. So, I'm petty two sis. What's

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Speaker 1: your rating? I'm four point seven eight okay.

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Speaker 3: So I tweeted Uber and I was like this is problematic,

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Speaker 3: and they were like, send us the receipts. And I

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Speaker 3: was like, this person refused to pick me up, y'all

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Speaker 3: should fire him.

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Speaker 1: They'd be lazy.

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Speaker 3: I sometimes they like start conversations with me, trying to

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Speaker 3: tell me about their day, and I'm like, sir, I

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Speaker 3: am a customer and I'm trying to live my life.

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Speaker 3: I have my own issues. I'm not really trying to

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Speaker 3: hear about your day. I mean, no offense, but all

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Speaker 3: of the offense. Like this is New York City. I

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Speaker 3: know you want a vent, but this is also a

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Speaker 3: moving car, so like I'm stuck.

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Speaker 1: You'd be in the car like read the roll. I

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Speaker 1: had this real Christian dude that was my driver the

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Speaker 1: other day and he was telling me that he lived

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Speaker 1: in Westchester. He was telling me he his wife and

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Speaker 1: the kids had gone to this church Christmas party.

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Speaker 2: I was like, bruh, I don't men a care. I

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Speaker 2: don't care, and he wouldn't stop.

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Speaker 1: Talking to me.

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Speaker 3: But he was nice, and it's like, well, I'm not

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Speaker 3: about to be a dick. He talking about Jesus or whatever.

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Speaker 3: How you feel about drivers in a music I'm just like,

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Speaker 3: turn it off.

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Speaker 1: Just we don't even have to listen to music.

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Speaker 2: I feel like most times most cars that I'm in,

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Speaker 2: the drivers aren't really listening to music.

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Speaker 1: Ah, they are.

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Speaker 3: Every car and getting into it's like it's not the

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Speaker 3: right it's like their own mixtape or like a song

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Speaker 3: of a friend, or like a cultural song, a religious song.

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Speaker 1: Cultural song. So they be playing like not chat top music.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, and I just don't want to be rude,

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Speaker 3: but it's sometimes you're just like I can't listen to

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Speaker 3: any of that, and it's like, oh, you should have

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Speaker 3: your own headphones on, and it's like should I.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, anytime I'm in it.

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Speaker 2: Anytime I'm in a car, I feel like everyone with

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you.

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Speaker 3: If I'm paying over ten dollars, you gonna do what

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Speaker 3: I say I'm sorry if I'm paying eighteen dollars to

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Speaker 3: go anywhere and I'm like, I don't want the windows down,

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Speaker 3: I don't want the music on. I feel like you should,

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Speaker 3: you know, abide by Okay, so speak on it.

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Speaker 1: This is still happening to you. They still not rolling

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Speaker 1: the windows up.

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Speaker 3: Every car I get into, the driver is hot, and

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Speaker 3: I get it. You're you're driving all night and I'm not.

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Speaker 1: But I'm frigid, why is driving making you hot? Dude?

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Speaker 3: Like put a T shirt on and call it a

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Speaker 3: Don't maybe don't have like twelve quotes on. I don't know,

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Speaker 3: but like it's frustrating for me to be like, oh,

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Speaker 3: I don't I don't want to say, oh, I feel weird.

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Speaker 1: Like I'm a customer.

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Speaker 3: I should be able to be vocal about how I'm

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Speaker 3: feeling in this weird Toyota Camry. This is the energy

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Speaker 3: that you should have moving in twenty nineteen. What would

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Speaker 3: a straight white man do in this situation?

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Speaker 2: Because they're unapologetically just gonna be them and this they're

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Speaker 2: not considered aggressive or like that's how I enter my

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Speaker 2: emails in twenty nine like everything that The energy that

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Speaker 2: I have in twenty nineteen is what what a straight

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Speaker 2: white man do in a situation. He will say something

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Speaker 2: and he would say it exactly how he means it.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, Can you cut this music down?

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Speaker 1: Sir? Windows down? Hey?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Hey buddy, Hey buddy, this, We're not gonna do this.

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Speaker 1: Heybody, We're not gonna do it.

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Speaker 2: Hey, pal, can you turn your music down? This, I'm

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Speaker 2: not here for your ethnic tunes. Cut it off, hey, driver?

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Speaker 2: When he can literally just look down?

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Speaker 1: What the name is? Yeah, I've had one of those

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Speaker 1: days and this is not the time.

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Speaker 2: So sorry, Actually I'm not in the mood to talk tonight,

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Speaker 2: so could you just drive?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I think it's one of those things where

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Speaker 3: I talk to women all the time and they just

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Speaker 3: let shit go down because they feel weird saying something

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Speaker 3: about it, and it's just like, no, just we all

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Speaker 3: grown speak up, We're speak up. Can we just have

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Speaker 3: adult white dude energy in twenty nineteen. I just I'm

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Speaker 3: about to have some Trump energy, okay, grabbing shit, grabbing shit,

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Speaker 3: building walls.

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Speaker 1: What would Trump.

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Speaker 2: Do in the He would be like, hey, a hobibe

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Speaker 2: cut the music off? Yeah, Well, my name is actually Mark.

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Speaker 2: You look like a hobby cut it off. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: trying this all the way off. I'm just gonna be real.

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Speaker 2: The bigger tree is gonna be thriving.

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Speaker 2: Well, there has to be like because the we're the

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Speaker 1: Oh they don't like this.

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Speaker 3: No, have Louis k energy like I have Harvey Weinstein

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Speaker 1: That's how I'm gonna be in twenty nineteen. No, it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be like blunt force trauma for me. Next year.

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Speaker 1: I'ma hit you.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you why, or I'm not gonna not

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Speaker 3: Okay, so we've changed it. Now we're gonna have the

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Speaker 2: Did you say white?

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Speaker 1: What are you looking forward to for the next year? Lord?

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Speaker 1: Uh, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I love comedy, but then I don't.

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Speaker 3: So it's just like same, I'm working on what is

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Speaker 2: And I'm always here for a meat and cheese play.

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Speaker 1: And cheese plak. Yeah, I wanna. I want to venture out,

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Speaker 3: And and want to know about my life? And then

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Speaker 3: People just be like so into themselves. When people ask

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Speaker 3: Well, I was in open pool and I knew it

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Speaker 2: Did they have follow up questions? Because I would yes

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Speaker 2: they did. I feel like that's more interesting in saying

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Speaker 3: I know, Well, I actually have a friend that's in uh,

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Speaker 1: Is weird? Sister? You had a stranger danger friend. No, no, no.

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Speaker 3: But she's the type that you look at her and

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I don't know. I feel like she's

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Speaker 3: She's listening to music.

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Speaker 2: She's listening to like Lovely Day and she's singing to them,

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Speaker 2: or she's doing their makeup and she's like thank.

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Speaker 3: You next, like full on conversation like so girl, oh

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Speaker 3: my god, he hit you. Yeah, we don't cover that

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Sally. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And she's she's the type that like if something like

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Speaker 1: Like she's gonna tie the shirt under the boot.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, or she's gonna try to like tell them like,

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Speaker 3: oh well, I really feel like this person would be

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Speaker 3: like you got a clothing rack? Yeah, Like she'll try

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Speaker 1: Now she got she feels.

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Speaker 3: Like corpses are not good for the baby. In my mind,

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Speaker 1: What do you think is that true?

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Speaker 3: In my mind, I feel like it's you know, it's

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Speaker 1: No, it's just like it's just dead person energy.

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Speaker 2: I don't want my baby around dead bodies because you

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Speaker 2: and this is the thing. While she's doing the makeup,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it is also interesting. It's just like you meet

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Speaker 3: I feel like that should be like an online course. Well,

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Speaker 3: ask for things that's like that's not that's not happened.

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Speaker 1: We can't do that.

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Speaker 2: See, I would be like I work in the back

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Speaker 2: the families at all. Yeah, like I'm not the face

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Speaker 2: like doing this brow.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's what you want to do.

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying like I wouldn't want to have to

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Speaker 2: Like I'm not a people person obviously, I work with

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Speaker 2: dead bodies. I don't want to talk to you while

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Speaker 2: a just his mustache and like, you know, don't I

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Speaker 2: don't want I shouldn't have to talk to you.

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Speaker 1: I'm putting makeup on a dead body. I don't have

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she was telling me that there was one family

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Speaker 3: that was like, oh, they wanted their daughter to have

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Speaker 1: Oh like she needed a lot?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like there's there is no such thing as like

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Speaker 3: a natural makeup on a dead person.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever seen a dead body the person doesn't

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Speaker 2: look like what you knew them as, Yes, because you

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Speaker 2: you like, well what they looks like?

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Speaker 1: Who? But who is this?

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Speaker 3: You have to be sensitive about it, though, like, because

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Speaker 3: if you don't know how to.

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00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:37,119
Speaker 1: You're talking about corpse certificate. No, I went to school

439
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,439
Speaker 1: for three weekends. Oh my god?

440
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:43,399
Speaker 2: That like, and how does the makeup work? Like you

441
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,760
Speaker 2: bring their makeup from home or they just.

442
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,800
Speaker 1: Got a no, no, no, it's a different type of makeup.

443
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:52,080
Speaker 1: It's almost like like tattoo makeup because it has to

444
00:19:52,119 --> 00:19:55,080
Speaker 1: be it has to have full coverage because sometimes the

445
00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:58,760
Speaker 1: skin is just don't look like skin no more. Well

446
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:00,240
Speaker 1: sometimes it's.

447
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,800
Speaker 3: Like it's almost bluish grayish, like it depends on how

448
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,040
Speaker 3: you die, right, yeah, yeah, you know.

449
00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:06,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

450
00:20:06,359 --> 00:20:10,040
Speaker 3: She said she had to sew someone's uh neck back,

451
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:13,080
Speaker 3: like it was almost like a little bit of decapitation.

452
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,760
Speaker 1: She had to fix that, and I was like, what

453
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:15,959
Speaker 1: do you do? You put a turtle neck?

454
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:16,119
Speaker 4: No?

455
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,000
Speaker 1: No, put like a little choker on. Yeah, but like

456
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,280
Speaker 1: a nineteen nineties well they.

457
00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:23,639
Speaker 3: Said that they she she can also put like a

458
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:27,520
Speaker 3: like a little no, like fake skin, like they have

459
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,360
Speaker 3: fake skin too.

460
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,080
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So it's like a special effects make up.

461
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:35,199
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, like she she's so involved in it,

462
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:39,000
Speaker 3: and it's like crazy because it's almost like, damn, I'm enthralled,

463
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,080
Speaker 3: Like I want to know what the fuck y'all doing

464
00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:41,480
Speaker 3: over there.

465
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:44,040
Speaker 1: I think when I die, I want Diade de le

466
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:49,520
Speaker 1: s Muerto's make up like the cocoa the Mexican just

467
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,280
Speaker 1: make me look more dead.

468
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,240
Speaker 3: I think, honestly, I think I want to be cremated

469
00:20:53,240 --> 00:21:00,320
Speaker 3: when I die. Well, the way she her personal lease

470
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:04,400
Speaker 3: on it is just like you want somebody to remember

471
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:08,600
Speaker 3: you the best way you can, But when you see

472
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:12,440
Speaker 3: them dead, it's like that's what you remember. So when

473
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,240
Speaker 3: somebody does, you don't remember them as just that that's

474
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:16,080
Speaker 3: the people that they are.

475
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,480
Speaker 1: No, I definitely don't.

476
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:21,640
Speaker 3: If I see you and you look crazy, that's the

477
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:25,880
Speaker 3: last vision I have of you. Like my grandmother did

478
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:29,119
Speaker 3: not look I was so furious because I was like,

479
00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:31,959
Speaker 3: that's not Grammy. First of all, who put her in

480
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,720
Speaker 3: that red blazer? How fucking dare you? She never looked

481
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,600
Speaker 3: good in red? Who was there a family member who

482
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,320
Speaker 3: said who signed off on this?

483
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:42,359
Speaker 1: Somebody? Somebody bought that blazer? And the wig was awful.

484
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,280
Speaker 1: The wig was it was almost like it was a

485
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,719
Speaker 1: warning wig. I was like, so you gave her her

486
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:49,960
Speaker 1: old wig. That's rude.

487
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:53,639
Speaker 3: You couldn't. No, well, Grammy would have won it this

488
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,960
Speaker 3: way because you know she's frugal. What shut up, get Grammy?

489
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,639
Speaker 1: This was her favorite wig. What was it like a

490
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:03,719
Speaker 1: short early situation was a short straight like swoop.

491
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:08,240
Speaker 3: It was it was like if Ellen was dead and

492
00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:11,440
Speaker 3: old type wig. It was really really short, and it

493
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,359
Speaker 3: just her face was very gaunt.

494
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,840
Speaker 1: And then and then the makeup was like twelve shades

495
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:17,640
Speaker 1: too dark.

496
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,480
Speaker 3: It's never yeah, it's never the right shades. It like

497
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 3: always too dark. Like she looked like Seal. It was crazy.

498
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:28,600
Speaker 1: I was I was like Seal Rose from that. I

499
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:35,879
Speaker 1: was like, she had like a scar on her face.

500
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:36,840
Speaker 1: That was never.

501
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:43,159
Speaker 3: I was like, look like she dates Heidy Clue or

502
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:46,639
Speaker 3: she did date the tidy clue. Yeah, it was crazy,

503
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:50,800
Speaker 3: and so I couldn't cry during the like I don't

504
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:54,679
Speaker 3: even know that that's not the woman that used to

505
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,160
Speaker 3: make brownies and fro chicken fried chicken and then take

506
00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,320
Speaker 3: us to Little Rock, Arkansas on the ground that's not Yeah.

507
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:03,919
Speaker 3: They had my grandma and black face too, uh. And

508
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,680
Speaker 3: I have like a little I have a little grandma

509
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 3: and she just you know, cause you like bloat or whatever.

510
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we were like, I don't know who that is.

511
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,959
Speaker 3: I was like, they couldn't put stuff, no cotton in

512
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,639
Speaker 3: her mouth, like her face, just like real sunk it in.

513
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,639
Speaker 3: And I said, they did a bad job. And I'm

514
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:21,199
Speaker 3: gonna yep this funeral funeral home. They did a trash

515
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 3: ass job. I'm yet I was giving like white women

516
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:25,119
Speaker 3: yelping energy.

517
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 2: Maybe they make them look bad on purpose because they

518
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,239
Speaker 2: don't want you to like you, because if they make

519
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:31,480
Speaker 2: them look too good, you're gonna be like, oh, let

520
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,159
Speaker 2: me get a picture of this for the gram. I

521
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 2: hate you people who take pictures of dead people and

522
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,480
Speaker 2: then post it on your Facebook.

523
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 1: Do you not have a soul? What is raw?

524
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 2: I don't mean sometimes it's about like how the bad

525
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:47,959
Speaker 2: the body is uh like uh propped up, because I've

526
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,000
Speaker 2: seen pictures where.

527
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,359
Speaker 1: It's like they sit the dead body like you know,

528
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,879
Speaker 1: in a car. Who raised you?

529
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,439
Speaker 2: Like in a car, like you're like you got you

530
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:58,000
Speaker 2: got your uncle in a Chevy Caprice.

531
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:01,600
Speaker 3: I don't want to know avant garde funeral. Please, like

532
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,959
Speaker 3: I put me in a motherfucker coffin or burn my

533
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,920
Speaker 3: burn my body. I will like an old fashioned I

534
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:11,320
Speaker 3: don't want me with glasses on and in a sequence.

535
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:14,919
Speaker 1: Sil soup on top. I want to be in a

536
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:19,959
Speaker 1: low a low neckline j lover sachi gown to the

537
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 1: navel sequined catsuit. Bitch.

538
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:26,360
Speaker 3: If people are melli rocking at my funeral, I'm haunting everyone.

539
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,959
Speaker 2: That's a wind. People are dancing at my funeral. We

540
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 2: went in, did y'all just do the electric slide? I

541
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:34,679
Speaker 2: am burning the place down. When you know what, I'm

542
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 2: gonna make a conscious effort that when I die to

543
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 2: like pose my body in a weird way so that

544
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:42,360
Speaker 2: they have to they just gotta let me. Marilyn Monroe,

545
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Just like arm behind my head,

546
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 2: I said.

547
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,120
Speaker 3: Cut the arms off, cut them off, chop them off.

548
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 3: Make sure she ain't just like this. Oh my god,

549
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:52,640
Speaker 3: put fake arms.

550
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 1: If you have to. I don't want to see my

551
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 1: friend like that.

552
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 2: I was talking to my mom yesterday on the phone

553
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 2: and she was like, I don't want you to be

554
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 2: famous because I feel like you're gonna get Selena. And

555
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 2: I said, yo, Mummy, I say that all the time.

556
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, And she was like, I want you to get

557
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 1: you know, Selina.

558
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:10,439
Speaker 3: And I said, that's so funny that you said that,

559
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 3: because I literally I feel like that's what's gonna happen

560
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 3: to me.

561
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 1: I said, I'm gonna die.

562
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 3: No because Selena, that was somebody closed. I don't want

563
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 3: to kill you, I'm all.

564
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,239
Speaker 1: I'm like, it might not.

565
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:20,879
Speaker 3: I mean, you might not want to kill me right now,

566
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 3: but I mean, you know, it might be a weird

567
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,920
Speaker 3: year for us. No, I doubt that. If you win

568
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 3: in sis, just don't forget about me now. If you're

569
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 3: start acting funny, I will make some calls. Okay, So

570
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 3: that's how I'm gonna die in twenty nineteen.

571
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 1: No, just just don't act. Just don't act like you

572
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 1: don't know me no more. Are you not trying to

573
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,479
Speaker 1: put me in no projects? And you know me and

574
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,000
Speaker 1: you know that I might do that.

575
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 3: That is actually quite on brand. Sorry, Washington, I don't

576
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 3: know any I don't know him.

577
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 1: That is quite on brand of you. No, I wouldn't

578
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:51,400
Speaker 1: do that.

579
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 2: I only I only hang out with very few people,

580
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 2: and I only have time for very few people, and

581
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,679
Speaker 2: it's only people that I like. You already know, like

582
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:04,679
Speaker 2: this year, I'm not pretending to like you. If you

583
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:08,880
Speaker 2: give me a weird, creepy Lifetime movie vibe blacked, I'm

584
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,879
Speaker 2: gonna get the security guard like the other We have

585
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,120
Speaker 2: the show at the Knitting Factory every Sunday at nine pm.

586
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 2: And there was a man that was looking at me weird,

587
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm gonna go get the bouncer

588
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,400
Speaker 2: and have him escorted out just because he was looking

589
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 2: at me funny, like I just were I'm not here

590
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:26,640
Speaker 2: to make waves, but I'm also not here for you

591
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 2: to make me uncomfortable.

592
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 1: This man was creepy. He had like a botched.

593
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 2: Plastic surgery face, and he was like he came to

594
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 2: stand by where all the comics were.

595
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 1: I know he's not a comedian.

596
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 2: He looked like a little baby vampire and he was

597
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 2: talking to me and I was like, mm I don't

598
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:43,240
Speaker 2: like the way you're looking at me.

599
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 3: I don't like the way you're speaking to me.

600
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 1: You have to go. What did he say?

601
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:47,959
Speaker 3: I didn't say that to him now, But what did

602
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 3: he say? And he came over and was like Hi.

603
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 3: He had this weird accent. He was like Lorenzo. He

604
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 3: sounded like he was like Transylvanian or something. That's where

605
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 3: Dracula is from. And he was like holding my hand

606
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 3: and he had like weird like rough you know when

607
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 3: you poured Elmer's glue on your hand and you let

608
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,159
Speaker 3: it dry and it was all flaky. That's what his

609
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,360
Speaker 3: hands felt like. And I was like trying to pull

610
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:10,640
Speaker 3: my hand.

611
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,040
Speaker 2: And then he said that he thought I was beautiful

612
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:15,399
Speaker 2: or something, and then he would not stop staring at me.

613
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:18,200
Speaker 1: Dead bodies, A dead person just came to the show, right.

614
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 3: He had like a tattooed brow and like his cheek.

615
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:23,159
Speaker 2: You know, remember when Lady got I was putting like

616
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 2: those fake bone things on those horns on her forehead.

617
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 1: That's what his whole face looked like.

618
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 3: And I was like, I have to know what would

619
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 3: a white woman do in a restaurant if this was

620
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 3: happening to her? Right, now she would ask him to leave,

621
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 3: excuse me, please go. No, she'd be like, hey, come on,

622
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 3: I think we have an extra bottle coming through. What

623
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,880
Speaker 3: you gotta do is the crazy people, you gotta befriend them.

624
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 3: That scares them. They're like, oh, wait, you want me around. No,

625
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,120
Speaker 3: that's why I don't have that many people who are

626
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 3: weird to me, because I'm weird. I'm overly nice and

627
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,439
Speaker 3: I'm I have no problem talking, and I have no

628
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 3: problem giving hugs, and.

629
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:58,640
Speaker 1: I'm not doing hugs no more either.

630
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 3: I've had no problem sharing and inviting people out, and

631
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 3: they're like, oh, okay, actually I'm busy. No, that doesn't

632
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 3: work for me because the creepy people who.

633
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 2: Are around me, if I was nice to them, they

634
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,639
Speaker 2: would just think, oh, Marie must like me, or like,

635
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,159
Speaker 2: I need you to know that I don't like you.

636
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 3: I need you to know that this is weird.

637
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 2: It's unacceptable, and I don't have to pretend to be

638
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:22,400
Speaker 2: nice to you this sis. I'm not wasting that energy

639
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 2: this year, Okay. If it's not bringing me money or

640
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:31,360
Speaker 2: joy or orgasms, I don't have time for it. Okay,

641
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:35,120
Speaker 2: So no, I'm not and I'm not hugging like men

642
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,880
Speaker 2: feel like oh because I'm like small, like they can

643
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 2: just hug me.

644
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 3: No, no touching. Don't touch me, don't. I don't like

645
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 3: you on like the we smell. I don't know if

646
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 3: you showered. You got ten roommates and one bathroom.

647
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 1: Don't touch me. Well what people don't know.

648
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 3: I hug because I like to transfer my negative energy.

649
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 3: So I'm just just trying to get better.

650
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.

651
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 3: I'm actually I'm self care. Yeah, it's actually I'm hugging

652
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 3: you because I had a terrible day. You need this

653
00:28:59,520 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 3: day now.

654
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 1: So people think I'm hugging because I'm like, oh my god,

655
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 1: I'm so nice.

656
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 3: It's like, no, bitch, take take this. I have no

657
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Speaker 3: money energy Okay. And then I give you a hug

658
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh my god, I live on the

659
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 3: Upper east Side now, like that is what I'm doing.

660
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Speaker 2: You got all the more reason for me to not

661
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 2: be hugging strangers.

662
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, like yeah.

663
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 2: And I feel like I'm I'm short of than most people,

664
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 2: so like my face is like next to they like, no,

665
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 2: I don't want bed bugs or whatever the hell you

666
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Speaker 2: might have. Don't touch me, and I don't want whatever

667
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 2: negative psycho energy that y'all got.

668
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Speaker 3: It's a real thing, right, But yeah, And the thing

669
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 3: is is that we post where we are. I think

670
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 3: what's so weird about social media is like y'all setting

671
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 3: up the stalkers so right, like they you got geo tags,

672
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 3: you were like, oh, I'm in this bar. It's like,

673
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 3: oh you at this bar at this hour, y'all just

674
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 3: got there? Are you just doing a video of y'all

675
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 3: walking into the place?

676
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Speaker 1: Well, and I can see there prominently featured. I know

677
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 1: exactly where y'all go at.

678
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 3: I know that I know that painting. I know where

679
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 3: you're at. Oh I'm coming through. And I don't geotag.

680
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 3: You be geotagging, No, I don't. I don't geotag. I

681
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 3: don't geotech. But I know a lot of people who do.

682
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 3: And I know a lot of people who like Instagram,

683
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 3: famous people who you're showing where they're at. And I realized,

684
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 3: I follow this one chick, and she what she does.

685
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 3: She puts her into stories. The next day, she does

686
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 3: not post them while it's happening. She's like, oh, I

687
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 3: was in I don't know Turks and Caicos, And she

688
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I know that there's a lot of

689
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 3: fans here, so she's like, I only put my shit

690
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 3: the next day, so they don't know where I'm at.

691
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Speaker 1: Like we're so if they try to go to the

692
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: resort or whatever, how.

693
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 2: Crazy do you have to be to see that I'm

694
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 2: in Turks and Caicos and you like, oh, let me

695
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 2: back a bag.

696
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 3: There's so many these people have the time, and if

697
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 3: you have time and money and you obsessed, I'm going

698
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 3: they're going.

699
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 1: That sound like some single white female realness. Just anybody.

700
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Speaker 3: I mean, I've watched so many documentaries where the people

701
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 3: were like, well they would go.

702
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 1: To this same bar every Friday at nine o'clock. It

703
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 1: wasn't that hard to catch this bitch.

704
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 3: It's like, what, That's why I'm happy that my life

705
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 3: is so sporadic.

706
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: Except on Sundays at nine o'clock at the Knitning Feather.

707
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 3: No, no, no, we're gonna be We're gonna be making moves

708
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 3: this year.

709
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Speaker 1: Also, so it's like.

710
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Speaker 2: We know will be there every Sunday. Ye, someone will

711
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 2: be there every Sunday. But it's not all of us.

712
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 2: Some of us got trips to the Bahamas or Barbados,

713
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 2: so I don't know Bolivia. But that's what happened with

714
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian, right, she was like, she's in Paris and

715
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 2: she's posting all this stuff and she got robbed or

716
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 2: so they said, remember she was she got some dude

717
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 2: came to her hotel room and tied.

718
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 1: Her up and stole her ring or I don't know.

719
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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, friends, this sounds terrible to say, but your

720
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 3: security is so fucked tight. You're in another country. Somebody

721
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 3: was able to come into your.

722
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 2: She had allegedly she sent him away. You know, the

723
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 2: show is they need the ratings syst so you know.

724
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 3: I don't want to say that happened, but I'm just

725
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't believe the way I've worked at

726
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 3: a bar with people who have really tight security, they

727
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 3: don't play. They like when Beyonce and jay Z came

728
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 3: to my brother, they had a security guard on each end,

729
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 3: and then they had another security They had somebody else

730
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 3: making sure the security for the bar was outside of

731
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 3: the doors, making sure that like nobody if they didn't

732
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 3: have a reservation, could get in.

733
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 2: So jay Z and Beyonce had they say that she's sleeping, uh,

734
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 2: and then two people at the door like exits up

735
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 2: and then another the backup bouncer bot.

736
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 1: The hotel has security as well. Right, they're just making sure.

737
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 3: Like those people ain't on payroll, they're on somebody payroll,

738
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 3: but now they but they're just making sure. And even

739
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 3: like Saudi's who are prince, they have crazy security.

740
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're worth like billions of dollars in oil

741
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 2: and solace, and so is freaking Kim Kardashian. Right, But

742
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 2: allegedly what happened was she sent her security away because

743
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 2: her other siblings were going out and she was gonna

744
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 2: christ Jenna set this whole thing up. You know, the

745
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 2: mother was a mastermind, and the mom did all this

746
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 2: like anything for ratings.

747
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: Girl.

748
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 3: I'm sorry she's been she's been in that bar that

749
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:31,239
Speaker 3: I worked into, and like there was security, Like I

750
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 3: remember when Kanye came in when she when he was

751
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 3: with Amber Rose, they had crazy security. I just don't

752
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 3: if you're in another country, I just don't believe.

753
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 2: Well, maybe her whole security team didn't have passports. Who

754
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 2: knows junte passis.

755
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:54,840
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756
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Speaker 2: it only cost seven dollars to make it?

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Speaker 1: We wouldn't.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to be that famous, Like I never

788
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 3: want to be that famous. Yeah, Like I want to

789
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 3: be able to still like, you know, like jump on

790
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 3: the train like John Ham, you know, like with a

791
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 3: hat and some sunglasses and people don't know who I am.

792
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,439
Speaker 3: That's what I want. I don't want people to meet

793
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,319
Speaker 3: me and be like fainting and crying and like I'm

794
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 3: not Michael jackson'sis like I'm a nigga with a job.

795
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,799
Speaker 3: I just want to be famous enough where people give

796
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 3: me stuff for free, give me stuff, give me stuff

797
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 3: I'm kind of paying for things, like please, like send me,

798
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,839
Speaker 3: send me some makeup, send me clothes. If you want

799
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 3: to let me stay in your resort for a weekend.

800
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 1: Give me yes, give me free experience, give me shoes,

801
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 1: give me give me if you want. Oh, we got

802
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 1: these new glasses that you can see into another world,

803
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: send me that ship.

804
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,360
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you want the ray J glasses, the

805
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 2: ones that like hold it eight different ways. It's like

806
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 2: a double monocle. You could like bend the RM, they

807
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 2: like tilt down. Look, just google ray j a glasses

808
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:34,839
Speaker 2: right now.

809
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 1: Listen.

810
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 3: When he was showing that, I was like, that is

811
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 3: a crackhead stunt. Crackheads will show you with some regular

812
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 3: ship and I'll be like, oh, no, no, no, this is

813
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:42,760
Speaker 3: new on the market.

814
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 1: This is on the blast. Is called a pencil. Yeah, pencil.

815
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 3: You're like, you mean this is a black market, you

816
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 3: mean a crack market. No, no, no, this is definitely

817
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 3: this is a duffle bag, sir. Yeah, He's like, no,

818
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 3: this is a it's a new it's a it's a

819
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 3: sideways backpack. And You're like, this is a douffle bag.

820
00:36:58,520 --> 00:36:59,359
Speaker 1: This is a duffel bag.

821
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 3: Then also turns into a home, you know, sir, you're homeless, vanity. Oh,

822
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 3: he's like, also, you could use it as a pillow. Sir,

823
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:11,919
Speaker 3: you are poor, You're so poor. Yeah, so there's nothing

824
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 3: in this bag. You're sleeping on the bag. Why is

825
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 3: the bag so long? This is a body bag, sir says.

826
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:19,880
Speaker 3: You put canoes in this.

827
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 1: A kayak purse.

828
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 3: You're like, Craig is insane. That's my goal for next

829
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 3: year to get a crackhead friend. Just one friend that's

830
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 3: just like never a friend to embarrass themselves.

831
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 2: A friend that's like yeah yeah, like a Lindsay Lohand friend,

832
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 2: or like a throwback Amanda Byne's friend.

833
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Speaker 1: Apparently she's healthy.

834
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, I'm good self caresss Yeah, take care of yourself.

835
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 1: Somebody that will like take the fall from me.

836
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 2: Like if we're when we out commit crimes, the cop

837
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 2: stop us and there's a gun in the car, Say

838
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 2: your gun, sis, you to crackhead.

839
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Speaker 1: You have nothing to lose, like a little cam the

840
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Speaker 1: tiny and t I yeah, say that your gun.

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Speaker 3: This is your You were just so having to have

842
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 3: a silencer, okay of course, yes, yes, that's your God

843
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 3: for protection.

844
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Speaker 1: Right.

845
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Speaker 3: Listen, when you get out of jail, I got a

846
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 3: spot for you on the on the team. Yeah, I

847
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:16,879
Speaker 3: mean listen, I just want more stuff, more things, take

848
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 3: a chance, you know. I realized that in comedy or

849
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:24,839
Speaker 3: in this industry, it's all about you want a sure thing,

850
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,320
Speaker 3: you want to make sure. I know that I'm gonna

851
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 3: this person's gonna hit every time, and I'm gonna get

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00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,399
Speaker 3: money every time from them.

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Speaker 1: And it's just like live a little live on the

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00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 1: teleprompter is hard. I can't read the telepropm. That's all right.

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00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 1: People love somebody that can relate to There's tons of

856
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: people who can't.

857
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 2: Read yeah, so like she can barely speak of English.

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00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:48,839
Speaker 1: People took a chance on Cardi and look at her now.

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00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 2: So I feel like people took a chance on her

860
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 2: after her social media following had already like grown to

861
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 2: be really big. I'm there people, and people love a messy,

862
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:58,720
Speaker 2: relatable person.

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Speaker 1: That's me. That's like Cardi B. She speaks and you're like,

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Speaker 1: what words did she just say?

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Speaker 3: Okay, I've been kid out in the McDonald's on a Saturday,

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Speaker 3: So come on, now.

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Speaker 2: Been kaid out in the McDonald's. CYS you relatable? That's

868
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Speaker 2: not relatable to me.

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Speaker 3: I've been to McDonald's I've never taken k I've never

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Speaker 3: been I've never been on drugs in the daytime at

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Speaker 3: a fast food restaurant.

872
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 1: Well, there's somebody who relates to me, somebody in.

873
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 2: Milwaukee, the dude with the Doubel bag. It relates to that,

874
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 2: the dude that's trying to sell us a pencil.

875
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like, come on, man, you want that

876
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 1: regular like squared, same old, same old person hosting your ship.

877
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:38,879
Speaker 3: Get you somebody who takes who on a j train.

878
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Like, live a little, live

879
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 3: a little.

880
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:45,319
Speaker 2: That's my plan for for the New Year's to live

881
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 2: a little bit, to live a lot of bit.

882
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: Like I want to travel.

883
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,879
Speaker 3: I want to like win, like I want to see,

884
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 3: like I want to see the I don't know the

885
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 3: Northern Lights or whatever in I don't know where they are.

886
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:55,919
Speaker 3: I was gonna say Ireland. I don't think that's where

887
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:56,239
Speaker 3: they are.

888
00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 2: I wanna, you know, I wanna go to different countr

889
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 2: I need to renew my passport. I want for sure

890
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 2: people to send me three things because I feel like

891
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 2: I deserve it. Let's go ahead and just say our

892
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:11,399
Speaker 2: sizes for the listeners. I wear small everything and seven

893
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 2: and a half shoe very small.

894
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 3: I'm like so tiny, but my butt is so big.

895
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 3: So like the littlest waist in the widest hips. That's

896
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 3: not that's not me. But no I wear us I

897
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 3: saw eight. Depending on the shoe, you know, if it's European,

898
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 3: probably a ten. You know my bus size is thirty two,

899
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 3: so you figure it out what thirty two in a

900
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,240
Speaker 3: Daisy Fonto ha is bra I'm.

901
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 1: A C, but taty in Cole's bra. I'm a C,

902
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 1: but I have Victoria's secret. I'm a D. So you

903
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 1: know if hair I like a one or one B? Right?

904
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 2: You know what's what type of you like a Brazilian?

905
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 2: You like a curly, You like a straight, You like

906
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:56,360
Speaker 2: a kinky straight?

907
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 1: I like I like a long hand hand thick red mo.

908
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know whatever Lil Wayne wants to give me

909
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 3: that How many inches of hairsis in an ideal world?

910
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: Twenty two? Twenty two if you're trying to if you're

911
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:10,359
Speaker 1: on a budget, you know.

912
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 2: I'll take tay, I'll take an eighteen. Are you looking

913
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 2: for a closure?

914
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:15,840
Speaker 1: Like?

915
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 3: Come on, like, let's talk about the hair. If you

916
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 3: want to come to my house and do my hair.

917
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 3: I'm down with that too.

918
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 2: No, I see sich. You're gonna get Selena to next year.

919
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 2: Just inviting strangers into your home. My hair will be laid,

920
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 2: will it. I got two motherfucking cats, so try me

921
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 2: Jelly and Jam they are ready to go.

922
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 1: Only one of those cats is ever out. One of

923
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: them is literally a scary cat, and then the one

924
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:41,839
Speaker 1: that's out, it's just friendly. Jam got the razor come through,

925
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 1: pull up this. He's like, I know Jim. He's like, oh,

926
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 1: a new friend. Will you feed me?

927
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 2: He's like, I think that's why he likes me, because

928
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 2: he were like the same persons, like, oh, somebody knew

929
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 2: that might spend money on food for me?

930
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 1: No, yeah, like rub on your and like, Hi, I'm

931
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: like a stupid cat. He's like, so I'm Jam.

932
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 3: I don't know if you heard about me because she

933
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 3: doesn't really talk about me, but I'm here. So what

934
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 3: are you gonna do when you go away for your

935
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 3: birthday with these cats?

936
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 4: Uh?

937
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 3: Well, I have an automatic feeder, so it feeds them

938
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 3: four times a day.

939
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 1: So no one's gonna stay at the house. You just

940
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 1: gon Er.

941
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:25,360
Speaker 3: You wanna Dura sell it? Dor Sell is watching the cats.

942
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna get a little you know, nanny

943
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 1: cam checking them cats. But other than that, they good.

944
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:33,799
Speaker 3: I've been watching this thing and I'm like, yo, they

945
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 3: literally don't even need us. And now like the cats

946
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:41,479
Speaker 3: don't even fuck with me, like they're like bitch ever

947
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 3: since we got this automatic feeder, Sydney's so explain how

948
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,720
Speaker 3: this automatic feeder works for the people who don't have cats.

949
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 3: It's just like a little machine that you put the

950
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 3: cat food in and then you put a timer on

951
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 3: it and it sets it and it feeds it in

952
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 3: the morning. They get them two little snacks during the day,

953
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 3: and then they feed them again at night.

954
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 2: But I feel like one of the cats could potentially

955
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:02,959
Speaker 2: beaten both of the cat's food.

956
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:07,319
Speaker 3: No, it's two different feeders, and it's Jim know what

957
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 3: to do.

958
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 1: He he a good boy. I love.

959
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,439
Speaker 3: Isn't Jam The fat one that eats all the food

960
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 3: is Fat's and he's black. And I was like, oh

961
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 3: my god, that's how I'm gonna be in five years.

962
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be able to fat cat. Do you think

963
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,839
Speaker 3: that you'll ever get fat? I don't even know if

964
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,239
Speaker 3: your body can be fat.

965
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 2: I mean, when you're an a list celeb and you're

966
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 2: eating file at every other day.

967
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 1: Listen, I'm gonna be seamless. Webon ever tag.

968
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:35,840
Speaker 2: Can I know you're gonna be a You're gonna be

969
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:39,399
Speaker 2: like all the paparazzi restaurants where they like, you're gonna

970
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 2: be at.

971
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: Nobu and Mama Fuku and blah blah blah blah blah.

972
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: Another thing and to the nineteen. Invite us to some

973
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: restaurants for free? Can we get some stuff? Can we? Yeah?

974
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,879
Speaker 1: I'm putting that on the Unofficial Expert Vision Board.

975
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 4: Can do?

976
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: Thanks? You know, we got a palate.

977
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 2: We're gonna be at the Gallows and the Golden Globe

978
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 2: after parties.

979
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

980
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 3: Invite us to events that obviously it's gonna be well,

981
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 3: you know, organized that have food and a gift bag.

982
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: Can I get a mother fucking gift bag? Yeah? We

983
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,279
Speaker 1: went to a gallop two weeks ago and it was

984
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:10,320
Speaker 1: sponsored by Automar, which is this, you know, the watches

985
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:13,360
Speaker 1: watch company that rappers say in their songs.

986
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 2: And I was like, Oh, the gift bag is going

987
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 2: to be real cute. And the event ended and I

988
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 2: was like, where do I go for the gift bags?

989
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 2: And they were like, no give back. They were like

990
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,320
Speaker 2: do it and I was like the bags of gifts.

991
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 2: There was a folder, a folder with some coupon. I said,

992
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 2: what the fuck is what am I to do with

993
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 2: this paper?

994
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 1: Oh? You give you give five hundred dollars off your

995
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars purchase? Are you what this four?

996
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 3: They didn't even give me a folder, like, they were like,

997
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 3: she not, she don't have money. Hey, if you open

998
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 3: an account with us, we're just like, all you got

999
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 3: to do is put in thirty grand what like this?

1000
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 1: What am I doing with this folder? You can go down.

1001
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 1: I didn't give you a folder.

1002
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 3: I don't want this shit. I'm getting in an overpool.

1003
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,759
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do with this folder. Listen, dress us for

1004
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:54,320
Speaker 3: these events.

1005
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 2: I mean I wore a sequined robe dress that I

1006
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 2: immediately returned so some of the sequence was falling off.

1007
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 2: To threw them in the bag, I was like, it arrived,

1008
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 2: the item arrived, damaged.

1009
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 1: Send us things like.

1010
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 3: Them, you know, and I'll put them on my Instagram

1011
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 3: and I won't I'll roast them.

1012
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 1: Lightly hashtag ad mm hmm.

1013
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 2: You know, I read this article the other day that

1014
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:17,880
Speaker 2: said that people are pretending they're posting fake sponsored posts.

1015
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:19,800
Speaker 1: Have you seen this that's beautiful?

1016
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 3: They're like, they'll they'll go to like resorts, or they'll

1017
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:24,879
Speaker 3: go to restaurants and be like thanks for the hospitality,

1018
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 3: uh Wendy's, and they'll they'll take a picture and make

1019
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 3: it seem like they were it was sponsored, but it

1020
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 3: won't be. Or they'll go to a resort and just

1021
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:38,279
Speaker 3: like post things and use ads speak and so that

1022
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 3: their followers think that they're making but on top of

1023
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 3: the on top of the photo or video it says

1024
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 3: sponsored by somebody, So in order for it to be

1025
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 3: truly sponsored.

1026
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:47,479
Speaker 1: No, not all of.

1027
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 3: The sponsored posts say sponsored up top. Some of them

1028
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 3: it just says hashtag ad at the bottom. Like some

1029
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 3: of the bigger ones like American Express will be like

1030
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:58,839
Speaker 3: sponsored by MX. But come on, say, I'm gonna post

1031
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 3: this picture of this fruit by the foot and be like,

1032
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:04,479
Speaker 3: thank you so much for uh for the tree foot

1033
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 3: by the foot the foot. We want things that we

1034
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 3: can actually freaking use, Like y'all got furniture. I really

1035
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 3: would love a new couch. You want to say, I

1036
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 3: want to I want to velvet couch. I want Can

1037
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 3: you just send some rugs or something.

1038
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 1: Just like, thanks so much, rugs rugs dot com.

1039
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I see, y'all send a ship to people that

1040
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 3: I'm like that person not even interesting, so like we're

1041
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 3: interesting and funny.

1042
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want some linens. I want some free brook

1043
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 2: linen or some I don't know, parachute sheets.

1044
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 1: Listen, if you send me a chair, I will post

1045
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 1: a picture of.

1046
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,400
Speaker 3: Me butt naked on that chair eating ice cream and

1047
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 3: be like a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do, just.

1048
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 1: Like a little bit of it dripping. Yeah, oh what

1049
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: Friday night?

1050
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 3: Look at that sponsored Come on, guys, if you send

1051
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 3: me a chair, I'll sit on it backwards like a

1052
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 3: little ass creg but naked, just like just like, oh.

1053
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: My god, I wonder how did I get this way?

1054
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god?

1055
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 3: Send me, send me something what post naked? But like

1056
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:04,280
Speaker 3: I'm tastefully Like I told you, I'm ready to thought

1057
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 3: it out in twenty nineteen, I'm gonna use my body

1058
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:10,359
Speaker 3: to get what I want. I'm not afraid I got

1059
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 3: fake ditties. What do I do with them?

1060
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 1: Nothing?

1061
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 3: Literally, I send us a grand piano and Sydney will

1062
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 3: be but naked on them. It is ridiculous that I

1063
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:21,239
Speaker 3: have I bought boobs not knowing my future? You know,

1064
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 3: I bought my boobs like because I was waitressing and

1065
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 3: it was like, I'm gonna be with like one of

1066
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:27,720
Speaker 3: these bottle waitresses, and now what am I doing running

1067
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:31,879
Speaker 3: from spot to spot? Twenty dollars here? Two dollars there?

1068
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 3: I listen. I invested in myself and now I'm in

1069
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 3: the hole. So if you guys want to send.

1070
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 1: Me stuff that will validate these breasts, do that so

1071
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 1: a lot of low cut things, then yeah, low cut?

1072
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: Are we doing?

1073
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 3: Side boob in twenty nineteen?

1074
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 1: I don't know, SIMI bras under boob, under boob, iss

1075
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 1: sexy boob. Send me lingerie. I'll take that.

1076
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:57,319
Speaker 3: So some savage twenty ooh, I actually can come on,

1077
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 3: let's talk about it. No frontis for the service you

1078
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 3: spent little charmal nuts. So I was like, who is

1079
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,399
Speaker 3: this lingerie for? For the laid off mother?

1080
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,439
Speaker 2: I don't know what it looks like, what's the what's

1081
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:11,720
Speaker 2: the maiden form?

1082
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 3: It's just I've seen that stuff. It's Central twenty one.

1083
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 3: Can you reread if you want to send some fenty though?

1084
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 3: I got the cheekbones.

1085
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 2: No, I mean certain, only certain fenty things because the

1086
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:25,279
Speaker 2: foundation oxidizes and you look like a dead body because

1087
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 2: when what that means is the color that it is

1088
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:31,239
Speaker 2: when you put it on, it gets darker overtime.

1089
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 1: This is a real review.

1090
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:34,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a real review from like professional makeup artists.

1091
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 2: That's what they've been telling me. Her makeup oxidizes.

1092
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 1: It's no bueno. So listen.

1093
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 3: If you want us to uplift you and drag you

1094
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 3: at the same time, please send us your things. Yeah, well,

1095
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 3: I we'll review, we'll rate review. I truly but truly

1096
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 3: believe that, like we are the best.

1097
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:50,120
Speaker 1: Listen, and you know me.

1098
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give a real review. Remember when that hair

1099
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:52,879
Speaker 2: company sent me.

1100
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:56,399
Speaker 1: Down, Oh my god, that was and I was est thing.

1101
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,840
Speaker 1: I was like this Sweeve is like Pubes.

1102
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 3: I was like, oh you pulled when you pulled the

1103
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 3: wig off and you were like this is how I

1104
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:04,319
Speaker 3: actually look.

1105
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:08,440
Speaker 1: I had it tied under my chin. It's so funny.

1106
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 1: Hair was so bad and they sent you then they

1107
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 1: email you a couple of sounds like take this down.

1108
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 3: They were like, we are, We're going to speak to

1109
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 3: our attorneys and take you to courts.

1110
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: Send them. Okay. Meanwhile, it wasn't it from like a

1111
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 1: Chinese country, or like, yeah, yeah, it was from a

1112
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 1: Chinese country.

1113
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:28,320
Speaker 3: Friend, Sorry, their hair was one hundred percent from a

1114
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:36,880
Speaker 3: Chinese country. Which Chinese country? Listen, don't you give me

1115
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 3: this War War two hair? How dare are you? I

1116
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 3: was like this this hair? Like they sent me here

1117
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 3: a Sheiba clipping.

1118
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:52,799
Speaker 1: Oh? No, I know you should be sending quality things.

1119
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 1: Send me some beats by Dre headphones, send me some sneakers.

1120
00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 2: Send me like Lulu Lemon workout gear send me. Don't

1121
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:03,919
Speaker 2: be sending me like packets of green. No, I don't

1122
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:06,479
Speaker 2: want stuff to eat. I don't need no flat Tommy

1123
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 2: t bitch. I'm good, my ship flat flat, it's good.

1124
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 1: Don't send me Waiste trainers don't need it.

1125
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 3: All I would use a Waiste trainer for is to

1126
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:16,240
Speaker 3: put my snacks in so when I go into movie theaters,

1127
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:21,800
Speaker 3: I'm packed. Yeah, you're just like shit, that's it, brilliant.

1128
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:24,320
Speaker 3: That's the only thing I would do for a Waiste trainer. Okay,

1129
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 3: to smuggle Thanks, I'm smuggling things.

1130
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 1: I'm smuggling things.

1131
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 3: Okay, So a year from now, where we're gonna be

1132
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 3: what's what's in an ideal world.

1133
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 1: What is it gonna look like?

1134
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 2: First of all, the podcast is gonna be We're gonna

1135
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 2: be ten million listeners.

1136
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm trying to be a day. I'm trying to

1137
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:43,799
Speaker 3: Can we do a show in London? Like I'm trying

1138
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 3: to be outside of the country. I'm trying to have

1139
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 3: unofficial expert in Australia. Okay, I'm trying to be Sydney

1140
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 3: and Sydney bitch like.

1141
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 1: Make it happens. I believe in y'all. You know what

1142
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 1: I mean. All you gotta do is literally repost, tell

1143
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 1: other people to listen, give us mad reviews on iTunes. Listen,

1144
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:05,880
Speaker 1: It'd be happening to other people. I'm like, okay, so

1145
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 1: you owe them. I like them?

1146
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,920
Speaker 3: Yah oh cock, so you would love us? Okay, if

1147
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 3: you like them, there you go and love us. Tell

1148
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:14,720
Speaker 3: your mother to listen to us, Tell your dad, people

1149
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 3: who are in cars all the time.

1150
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: I mean, how could you not?

1151
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 2: Honestly, all the people who send us messages saying that

1152
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 2: our podcast made you know their year or help them

1153
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 2: get through a tough time, we appreciate those messages, but

1154
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:28,280
Speaker 2: also send them to your friends. Yes, send those exact

1155
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 2: same messages. To the people that are closest to you.

1156
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 2: It's all about that.

1157
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 1: It's all up to y'all.

1158
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 3: You know, it's really in your See, our careers.

1159
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 1: Are fully in your hands. Yes.

1160
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 2: So if you you listener, you right now, you in

1161
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 2: your car, on the train, in your cubicle.

1162
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 1: You and you know how much it costs to do

1163
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 1: that free ninety ninety free. It's literally the goodness of

1164
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: your heart.

1165
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 3: Just well, I feel like I'm one of those evangelists

1166
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:55,799
Speaker 3: preachers that are like trying to sell their church to people.

1167
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're Joel Olstein. Yeah. Did you see the video

1168
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 1: of the guy the preacher that was uh that was

1169
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 1: in like a harness and floating over the church. Did

1170
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:08,439
Speaker 1: you see that? No?

1171
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:11,880
Speaker 3: He was like, oh, y'all ready for Jesus to return?

1172
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:16,359
Speaker 3: And he was flying over the congregation. No, and then

1173
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:19,359
Speaker 3: he landed at the pulpit and he was like, I said,

1174
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 3: are you ready for Jesus? And then they had to

1175
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,880
Speaker 3: like unhook him. You didn't see the video, it's on Instagram.

1176
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 3: He did Spider Man on ice.

1177
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 1: What's going on?

1178
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:30,879
Speaker 2: Since he was doing the pink like VMA performance. Oh,

1179
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,800
Speaker 2: he was doing shirk the solet for Jesus.

1180
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 1: Well, if y'all need us to do that for unofficial Expert,

1181
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 1: I'm in for it. Put me in a heard you

1182
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 1: flip in a wigsis, oh honey, for the unofficial I

1183
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 1: got y'all, I'm not flipping. Make sure the wig is secured, and.

1184
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,359
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, I'll walk out. You know, we'll

1185
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,320
Speaker 3: have tireate techniques. I'll be sitting there and then the

1186
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 3: lights will go down and you'll hear ladies and gentlemen.

1187
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 4: Let's get ready to run up. And then it'll be

1188
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:05,520
Speaker 4: like and then Sydney all the way from moll And

1189
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 4: raising up.

1190
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 2: And then it's just gonna be Sydney in a side

1191
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:15,239
Speaker 2: high boot and like a good wig, a good good wig,

1192
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:16,800
Speaker 2: but like a backup wik because you gonna pull the

1193
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 2: wig off.

1194
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:18,799
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a middle of the way. It's gonna

1195
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 1: be a wig reveal. Yeah.

1196
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:21,960
Speaker 3: And then I'm gonna have all the products that people

1197
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:24,359
Speaker 3: send for send to me for free. We're just gonna beet.

1198
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 3: This is gonna be raining confetti.

1199
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 1: Look this listen Expert live in Sydney, Australia at the Opera,

1200
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 1: and I'll just be on stage waiting for your friend

1201
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 1: in a full split though, yeah, because everybody's like, well,

1202
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:40,320
Speaker 1: where's Sydney?

1203
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:42,279
Speaker 3: And then I come right and I'm gonna come out

1204
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 3: and be like, guys, I got bad news. Sydney couldn't

1205
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:48,239
Speaker 3: come out with me tonight, and people are gonna be like, oh,

1206
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:52,440
Speaker 3: she's the nice one.

1207
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:55,319
Speaker 1: Can we make this happen, y'all?

1208
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 2: Okay, that's seen exactly a year sixty five days from now.

1209
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we're gonna be in We're gonna be

1210
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:03,400
Speaker 2: in Japan. No, we're gonna be in Tokyo, South Africa.

1211
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:07,760
Speaker 3: We're gonna be in Uh, what's the place.

1212
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:10,680
Speaker 1: We're gonna be in? Milan? Oh, I would love some Milan.

1213
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:15,240
Speaker 1: Do you think it would translate over there? Who cares?

1214
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:21,360
Speaker 1: They'd be like Naomi Campbell, Oh to Naomi Camble.

1215
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 2: No, it's gonna be They gonna say now Campbell and

1216
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 2: they're gonna make and carry watching. No, Serena Williams, it's

1217
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:34,799
Speaker 2: not a compliment, not a comment, venus, venus also not

1218
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:35,360
Speaker 2: a commiment.

1219
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:38,839
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, ciarra, Okay, you know you just stop stop

1220
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:40,399
Speaker 3: saying black girls that are doing things.

1221
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 1: If somebody says you look like Serena Williams, are not

1222
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 1: a compliment.

1223
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 2: If someone calls you the Serena Williams of something, then

1224
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 2: that's a compliment.

1225
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 1: So she's about doing, not about looking. I mean she'd

1226
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 1: be having her her looks off the court.

1227
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:56,120
Speaker 3: I don't know if Serena listens to this podcast, but

1228
00:54:56,400 --> 00:55:01,000
Speaker 3: your Eyebrows book, can we just e's up the sometimes

1229
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,360
Speaker 3: to make up the glam squad?

1230
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 1: Honestly, I'm a fan. I love everything about you.

1231
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 3: And if you actually want to send me a tennis

1232
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,359
Speaker 3: ball with an autograph, I'll take that for what.

1233
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 1: You're gonna put the tennis ball in your laundry to

1234
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 1: like dry your sheets. When we're in Australia at the

1235
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 1: Opera House, I'm gonna come down and then throw it

1236
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:21,399
Speaker 1: to one of the To the audience members, we're gonna

1237
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:23,640
Speaker 1: be like, oh cool a green ball.

1238
00:55:25,719 --> 00:55:29,760
Speaker 3: No, yeah, yeah, I'm excited about this show that we're doing.

1239
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:33,400
Speaker 3: We're gonna have gift bags for y'all, for all sixty

1240
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 3: thousand of you guys.

1241
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:37,160
Speaker 1: Truly, I want us to go on tour. Can that happen?

1242
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:40,880
Speaker 1: How many seats in the Australian Opera House? Somebody google it?

1243
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:41,399
Speaker 1: How many?

1244
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,920
Speaker 3: How many seats? How many seats in.

1245
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 1: The Yeah, we just want to know, you know, we're

1246
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:46,440
Speaker 1: gonna be doing We.

1247
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:52,600
Speaker 3: Got the producers in the studio Australia nine thousand five.

1248
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, do that. We'll have five thousand spell out in

1249
00:55:56,560 --> 00:56:01,160
Speaker 1: one hour. Yea yo, I want us to go on tour.

1250
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 1: Can that happen? Okay? What are we hitting? We're hitting?

1251
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 3: Should have already set this tour up already. But I

1252
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:07,960
Speaker 3: feel like later on in the year we still have

1253
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 3: time or the summer. I definitely want to go to Atlanta.

1254
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:15,440
Speaker 3: I feel like Atlanta would be cool.

1255
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:17,840
Speaker 1: You went from Australia to Atlanta.

1256
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 2: I mean, we gotta start local with the tour. Okay, well,

1257
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,759
Speaker 2: let's go through the alphabet. Atlanta is an a where

1258
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:24,359
Speaker 2: you want to go to Baltimore after?

1259
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 3: We could go to Boston because it's not that far

1260
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 3: from here. I don't know if our demo is in Boston.

1261
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:32,640
Speaker 2: It's a lot of like ya use guys. Yeah, it's

1262
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:35,359
Speaker 2: a lot of you know, uh, the padded dudes up there.

1263
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,120
Speaker 2: I don't know if they listen into the unofficials.

1264
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:39,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of Matt Damon's and what a lot

1265
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:41,960
Speaker 3: of Mark Qualugs, a lot of market marks. Yeah, they

1266
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:43,759
Speaker 3: might have people waiting after the show to fuck us

1267
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 3: up so or or.

1268
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:47,799
Speaker 2: Just bang us. Hey, what's something, Marie? I heard you

1269
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:51,960
Speaker 2: like white guys sometime. I'm not doing no white dudes

1270
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 2: in twenty nineteen. Oh Man's Yeah, I'm gonna still date them,

1271
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:56,720
Speaker 2: like they can take me out, but I'm not banging

1272
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:57,920
Speaker 2: no white dudes in twenty nineteen.

1273
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:03,440
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I support you. I guess I support

1274
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 1: you in your journey, your Pean journey, my Peen journey.

1275
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:09,479
Speaker 2: It's gonna be so, you know, we got this show

1276
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:13,239
Speaker 2: and this guy's messaged me on Twitter and was he

1277
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 2: didn't even send him. He sent me a tweet and

1278
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 2: was like, hey, do you want to grab a drink

1279
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:21,120
Speaker 2: and make fun of people for Santa con like, because

1280
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 2: that was like a couple of weeks ago, where like

1281
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 2: people get drunk and where Santa costumes and go all

1282
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 2: over the city.

1283
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 1: And this guy was like, do you want to get

1284
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:29,200
Speaker 1: a drink?

1285
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:30,680
Speaker 3: And Mike and I was, you know, I look at

1286
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 3: his profile and I was like, now, no doubt, why

1287
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 3: would you do Why.

1288
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 1: Would I do that with you? Come on, Chad, You're

1289
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 1: not even my type. Yeah, you look short and chubby, but.

1290
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:42,600
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have that energy into it. In twenty nineteen,

1291
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have that dude's day. I'm gonna just be tweeting, Hey, hey,

1292
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:48,520
Speaker 3: Jeff Blue, can you send me some tickets or not.

1293
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to go to Australia because me and

1294
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:51,840
Speaker 3: Marie got a tour.

1295
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, You're about to sell out

1296
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:54,880
Speaker 1: the opera house.

1297
00:57:54,920 --> 00:58:00,160
Speaker 3: But I can't do that unless I have free ticket. Okay,

1298
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 3: so B and then C We're gonna go to Canada, Canada.

1299
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 3: We're gonna do shows in what's another place of it's

1300
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 3: with a sea friend. We know nothing cue, but we're

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Speaker 3: gonna show d We're gonna be in.

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Speaker 1: Denver, Mark, Denmark. I thought we were doing local. We're

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Speaker 1: thinking we're dreaming big.

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Speaker 2: Okay, We're gonna be in Denmark, Denmark, and then Dublin

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00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 2: and then Land and then e e e.

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Speaker 3: Uh came somebody us. I was gonna say Everland, but

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00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 3: that's not a place.

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00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 1: Shout out to Everland again for sending them places.

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00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:42,000
Speaker 3: Edinburgh, Edinburgh, Oh yeah, that's cute.

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00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 1: That's they got a festival there, Okay.

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00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:48,160
Speaker 3: And then France, France, that would be beautiful Yeah, Finland,

1312
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:51,080
Speaker 3: I feel like I got a perfect little blazer for

1313
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Speaker 3: you got a French blazer.

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00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a French blazer from French connection.

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00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:58,240
Speaker 3: And do French brains, French twist, going into French breaks

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00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 3: and then have French five then made French. I'm gonna

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00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:03,480
Speaker 3: have French fries while I'm French kissing your ass not

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00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 3: you whose ass?

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00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 1: Not you?

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00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:05,760
Speaker 3: Not?

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00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 1: I mean not.

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00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:07,840
Speaker 3: I knew it wasn't gonna be made. But you're French

1323
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 3: kissing everybody in the sold out crowd.

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00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:13,120
Speaker 2: Wow, We're to French fries with French tookstore way to

1325
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:17,200
Speaker 2: bring the mood down. Said, and then I don't know

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00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:20,480
Speaker 2: what g let's close out in Georgia.

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Speaker 1: That's Atlanta.

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Speaker 3: This is wow already. So you're just gonna go back

1329
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 3: full circle. You're just gonna go said, gee, guys, look,

1330
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 3: it's twenty six letters. We'll do twenty six different places.

1331
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:36,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, guys, we gotta make it happen.

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00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 3: We need to be we.

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00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 1: Need to be on all the lists. I mean, we

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00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:40,960
Speaker 1: already have a U right Union Hall.

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00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:45,000
Speaker 2: We're gonna get Union Hall on Friday, January eleventh. It's

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00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:48,600
Speaker 2: a The doors are at nine thirty tickets are online

1337
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:50,040
Speaker 2: right now, you should.

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00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 3: Get them, Like, what are you doing this? Literally, we

1339
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:55,040
Speaker 3: haven't even checked if people were buying tickets.

1340
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:56,560
Speaker 1: But are we have? Every time we've ever done to

1341
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 1: show that it's been sold.

1342
00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 2: Out, sold out here, tell me to do dm in

1343
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:02,200
Speaker 2: me like, hey, they're saying that there's no more room.

1344
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 1: Hello, hello, sold out.

1345
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:08,920
Speaker 3: So honestly, if you don't get them now, I can't

1346
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 3: help you when it's time.

1347
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:12,920
Speaker 2: Because people will message us, and it'll be friends, people

1348
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:15,680
Speaker 2: that we know, or people who message us from you know,

1349
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:17,440
Speaker 2: regularly for the podcast that are.

1350
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:19,760
Speaker 3: Like, hey, they're saying that there's you know, there's no room.

1351
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 3: Is there anything you could know? There's nothing I can do? Okay,

1352
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:25,560
Speaker 3: So we're going from Union Hall, so listen, it's up

1353
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:27,680
Speaker 3: to you. We could be in Madison Square Garden.

1354
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:29,800
Speaker 1: In the year, y'all. You hear me. Okay, you hear me.

1355
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:32,919
Speaker 1: Come on, it's really tell them, let them know. Tell

1356
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 1: your cousin's cousin's cousin. We will come.

1357
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:39,040
Speaker 2: We'll come to Seattle, We'll come to what's a v place, Vienna.

1358
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:45,840
Speaker 2: We listen everywhere, we'll eat some sausages. We're ready, Vancouver.

1359
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:48,840
Speaker 2: I'll come to Wichita. I don't know that's Kansas City.

1360
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:50,200
Speaker 1: Pull up, Wichita.

1361
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:53,600
Speaker 2: I'm not sure. Oklahoma. We might we might pass right

1362
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:55,560
Speaker 2: through there were not we might not stay.

1363
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:56,760
Speaker 1: Look how beautiful we are.

1364
01:00:56,800 --> 01:01:00,720
Speaker 3: We I mean we legit promoted y'all to us for

1365
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:02,320
Speaker 3: about fifteen twenty minutes.

1366
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 1: That is genius. Honestly, who needs to add I think

1367
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:06,880
Speaker 1: I deserve a roll up? You do?

1368
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 3: By the but sis I had somebody left it here

1369
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:12,240
Speaker 3: in the students, so I'm gonna eat it.

1370
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 1: So we we we had a we had a wonderful year.

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01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:18,760
Speaker 1: We moved networks right we We had all the guests.

1372
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Speaker 3: Shout out to Forever Dog. We had all the guests.

1373
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:23,240
Speaker 3: You know, it's we're just gonna have more guests next

1374
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 3: year's talk about who we don't have one. Serena Williams

1375
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:26,320
Speaker 3: is our first guest for the new year.

1376
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:28,400
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

1377
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:31,200
Speaker 3: And everybody's doing Michelle Obama, So like we're gonna do

1378
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:33,000
Speaker 3: something more, you know, something manner.

1379
01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 1: Michelle Obamas is Oprah.

1380
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:38,720
Speaker 3: Oprah's gonna be on Forever Dog. Let's go through. Let's

1381
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:40,880
Speaker 3: go through the letters of the alphabet. Hey, Ariana Grande,

1382
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:43,080
Speaker 3: gonna do it be Beyonce for sure.

1383
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:46,400
Speaker 2: She's not booked next year. We've already recorded the Beyonce episode. Yeah,

1384
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:48,160
Speaker 2: so you guys got to listen and like tell all

1385
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:51,160
Speaker 2: your friends. Yeah see, put it on the the high sorry,

1386
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:54,360
Speaker 2: see for Siara, for Cardi bab oh.

1387
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:57,960
Speaker 3: If Carti was to be on this podcast, I don't

1388
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,240
Speaker 3: want nobody trying to act like they know me.

1389
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:01,400
Speaker 1: Now, okay, like.

1390
01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:05,760
Speaker 3: That, don't text me. I don't want no d MS.

1391
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:07,800
Speaker 3: No bitch, you should have had me when we have

1392
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 3: Molly Austin. Okay, Okay, we got who's gonna be at Union.

1393
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:14,480
Speaker 1: Hall on yo.

1394
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:18,400
Speaker 3: If you can't feel the chemistry that's in the studio

1395
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:20,840
Speaker 3: right now, we're on fucking FUEG.

1396
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:26,480
Speaker 1: This is gonna happen in Australia, Okay.

1397
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:29,200
Speaker 2: And d We're gonna have Doug. Doug Funny, the cartoon

1398
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:34,640
Speaker 2: is our guest, and he's on the calendar.

1399
01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:35,640
Speaker 1: Is he still alive?

1400
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:40,240
Speaker 3: Doug Funny? The cartoons don't dices, so it's just gonna

1401
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:44,520
Speaker 3: be me coming in and Doug face. No, oh my god, No, Cidney,

1402
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:48,280
Speaker 3: that's Roger Klatt Mer City's Halloween costume. Never forget, oh

1403
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:50,640
Speaker 3: my god.

1404
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:54,240
Speaker 2: And then mm, who else is doing. We got Sarah

1405
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:55,080
Speaker 2: Palin coming in.

1406
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:58,080
Speaker 1: Wow, that's gonna be a dry episode. Oh yeah, it's

1407
01:02:58,080 --> 01:03:00,240
Speaker 1: sorry dry. Yeah, I'm gonna drink five bottles of water

1408
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:00,840
Speaker 1: during that time.

1409
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:03,840
Speaker 2: And then uh, we have Donald Trump coming in right

1410
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:07,920
Speaker 2: straight from prison after the Donald tru in the podcast.

1411
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:12,240
Speaker 1: Why would we do dumb Expert? Yeah, definitely need a

1412
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:14,080
Speaker 1: dumb X ready, he's the only one.

1413
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:17,959
Speaker 2: Nobody else could top him our orange expert. Okay, look

1414
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 2: you see this. We're giving you guys all of this

1415
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 2: for how much free?

1416
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:24,240
Speaker 1: Ninety nine?

1417
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:28,000
Speaker 3: If if wait, if wait, now, you can get on

1418
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:31,320
Speaker 3: the Patreon for five dollars. If you join now, for

1419
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:34,720
Speaker 3: just five dollars, you two can listen to these messy

1420
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:35,600
Speaker 3: ass bonus episodes.

1421
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:37,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, we name names on the Patriots. Oh my god,

1422
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:39,960
Speaker 1: Sidney tells even more for business. Oh my god.

1423
01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:42,160
Speaker 3: You would think you would wait, there's more, you know,

1424
01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:43,040
Speaker 3: that's my life.

1425
01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:44,080
Speaker 1: But wait, there's more.

1426
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:46,680
Speaker 3: Uh, and then anybody else is there? Did we want

1427
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:48,120
Speaker 3: to mention any other guests.

1428
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 1: That we have already booked or recorded for them?

1429
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:56,160
Speaker 3: We Hadma Sanders, we had done Perkin weed expert. Yeah,

1430
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:59,360
Speaker 3: we had Dominica was our no Dick Expert she's getting

1431
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:02,560
Speaker 3: dick naw tho, yeah, we got We had Larry Owens

1432
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:07,520
Speaker 3: or code switching expert, we had Matt Rogers, born Yang

1433
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:12,760
Speaker 3: Catherine Cohen. Like, listen, like the and what is.

1434
01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:15,520
Speaker 2: Your favorite or what are some of your top episodes

1435
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:17,160
Speaker 2: for the year that just passed.

1436
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:21,640
Speaker 3: My favorite one has got to be April Crunchy mess Storm. Listen,

1437
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:25,720
Speaker 3: Runaway Bride, run Away Bride. But she's still delusional.

1438
01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:28,840
Speaker 1: She's dumb. No, she's not dumb. I guess are never dumb.

1439
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:32,040
Speaker 3: She was the dumbest person we've ever had, Oh my god,

1440
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:34,160
Speaker 3: because she was delusional, right, she was supposed to marry

1441
01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:34,480
Speaker 3: this man.

1442
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:35,720
Speaker 1: She married this man.

1443
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:39,840
Speaker 2: She was in love with her friend, this woman, and

1444
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:43,680
Speaker 2: they had an affair at the wedding dress fitting, and

1445
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:44,800
Speaker 2: she got married and.

1446
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:47,000
Speaker 1: Her friend was married to a man and had a child.

1447
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:49,520
Speaker 1: So then somebody tried to come in our DMS and

1448
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:51,760
Speaker 1: said they were gonna sue us. What we had the money?

1449
01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:52,600
Speaker 1: Who you sue it? No?

1450
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:53,000
Speaker 3: No, no, no no.

1451
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:56,400
Speaker 2: Their initial email that we got was I know the

1452
01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:59,480
Speaker 2: real story behind this and I would love to be

1453
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:01,240
Speaker 2: on the body you will follow up episode, And we

1454
01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:02,560
Speaker 2: were like, well, we're not flowing you up.

1455
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:05,840
Speaker 1: But you can conference. We get skype, you bitch. We

1456
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:06,840
Speaker 1: should follow up on that.

1457
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:10,480
Speaker 2: We should for the New Year, because the girl was like, oh,

1458
01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:13,080
Speaker 2: they pretended to be best friends and she came to

1459
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:17,240
Speaker 2: her this her her lover's child's birthday party and they

1460
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:18,919
Speaker 2: were making out over the cake.

1461
01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:24,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is just flaunting their scandalous love.

1462
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:26,520
Speaker 1: This is like some more shit, y'all. Only on that.

1463
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:29,240
Speaker 3: You can only catch this on the unofficial expert at

1464
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:29,800
Speaker 3: Forever Dog.

1465
01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:31,720
Speaker 1: At Forever Dog and again.

1466
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:36,360
Speaker 3: Just for five dollars, we'll throw in some bonus episodes.

1467
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:39,439
Speaker 1: We're five extra that we'll throw in a sham wow.

1468
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:44,360
Speaker 1: But wait, there's more. If you call right now, we'll

1469
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:48,400
Speaker 1: double the Patreon and you'll get Instead of one a week,

1470
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:52,480
Speaker 1: you'll get one a week. Wait there's more.

1471
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:55,120
Speaker 3: Wait, if you get on the Patreon right now, you

1472
01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:58,760
Speaker 3: are new episodes for the month or marbe or we'll

1473
01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:00,720
Speaker 3: swipe you through swipe through the train.

1474
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:01,400
Speaker 1: We got that.

1475
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:04,479
Speaker 3: We're giving out swipes for anybody who I'm twenty dollars

1476
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:07,000
Speaker 3: or more. I'm not taking the train in twenty nineteen.

1477
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:10,440
Speaker 3: That's my resolution. I'm not taking the train no more. Really,

1478
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:13,520
Speaker 3: I mean I'm not gonna take it regularly. I'm gonna

1479
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:15,160
Speaker 3: take the train like once a week, just so I

1480
01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:16,760
Speaker 3: can see how poor people is living.

1481
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:22,080
Speaker 2: It's in the contracts, it's no. I was like, I

1482
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:23,120
Speaker 2: haven't seen the contract friend.

1483
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:27,520
Speaker 3: But this has been a wonderful year, so many changes,

1484
01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:30,360
Speaker 3: so many new people, and then o people leaving.

1485
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:34,760
Speaker 1: We just we're just so happy to be in a studio.

1486
01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:38,080
Speaker 1: We're so happy to have new listeners. Yes, we're so

1487
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:40,960
Speaker 1: happy to know that there's gonna be more. We're gonna

1488
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:41,480
Speaker 1: go on tour.

1489
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:45,960
Speaker 3: I just feel like the energy is high, and we're

1490
01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:49,720
Speaker 3: leaving on the highest note. Yes, the highest note, because

1491
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:52,080
Speaker 3: I smoked weed this morning, the highest.

1492
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:53,760
Speaker 1: Of the highest note. I do.

1493
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:56,600
Speaker 2: I feel good about it. I feel like personally and

1494
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:58,200
Speaker 2: professionally we're gonna we're gonna thrive.

1495
01:06:58,240 --> 01:06:59,000
Speaker 1: We're gonna thrive.

1496
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:04,040
Speaker 2: If you're a listener and yep, your dad works, I

1497
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:06,240
Speaker 2: don't know a Forbes and he got money or something,

1498
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:09,760
Speaker 2: go ahead and send him my information. Yes, I'm only

1499
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:12,840
Speaker 2: hanging out with people who are moving forward and have

1500
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:14,880
Speaker 2: money next year, same h.

1501
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:19,720
Speaker 1: So, Sydney, this is the last episode we'll ever do. This,

1502
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:21,840
Speaker 1: is it? Fremory? I thought we were gonna leave on

1503
01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:24,040
Speaker 1: a high. Make your hand on the middle of the table.

1504
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:24,920
Speaker 3: I want to hold it.

1505
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:28,640
Speaker 1: No, bitch, no, take it back. Sydney.

1506
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:32,080
Speaker 3: You are gonna thrive next year, like you're gonna find

1507
01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:36,040
Speaker 3: your your true calling as whatever you're doing after comedy.

1508
01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:39,440
Speaker 3: I feel like you're gonna thrive. I really truly believe that.

1509
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:41,240
Speaker 3: Like no one works harder as a stand up than

1510
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:41,440
Speaker 3: you do.

1511
01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:44,160
Speaker 1: Marie has both her eyes open, like says, I'm being honest.

1512
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:46,080
Speaker 3: I'm looking right at your eyes. I'm giving you direct

1513
01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:47,880
Speaker 3: icons of your pupils.

1514
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:48,440
Speaker 1: Is do you see them?

1515
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:52,080
Speaker 3: You see I'm pulling them down a little bit underneath

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Speaker 3: a brown Sydney.

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Speaker 1: Yes, they've always been brown. Oh my god, you know what.

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Speaker 2: She don't even know what color my eyes are. That's

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01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:04,800
Speaker 2: how oh my god, that's how busy we are. Yeah, anyway,

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Speaker 2: hope you knew your friend. Happy New Year to everybody

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Speaker 2: that's listening. Go out there, and uh, if you got

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01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:13,040
Speaker 2: if y'all got vision boards and you guys got goals,

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01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:14,680
Speaker 2: go ahead and tell us what they are on the

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Speaker 2: on the page.

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01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:19,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, and real resolutions only only put stuff that you

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01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:23,360
Speaker 3: can really get and do, Like, don't just don't go

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01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:25,960
Speaker 3: over because you're like, oh, you know, I gotta just

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01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:26,760
Speaker 3: go above and me on.

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01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:28,320
Speaker 1: Do stuff that's reasonable.

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Speaker 3: Do stuff that like works like I don't know, I

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01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:35,320
Speaker 3: don't know. Maybe have like a goal, like a reach

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01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:38,400
Speaker 3: a reach goal, okay, something something to reach for.

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01:08:39,479 --> 01:08:41,400
Speaker 2: Shout out to everybody who's listened to us and has

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01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:44,639
Speaker 2: been for like all of these past years. Yeah, I'm

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01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:48,519
Speaker 2: talking about Star, I'm talking about Jojo, I'm talking about Sydney.

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Speaker 1: Who else?

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01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,000
Speaker 3: Who else do we have that's listening to the call?

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01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:57,519
Speaker 3: I don't even I don't you know, Sis, you know

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01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:00,799
Speaker 3: that's what your name is on the graund Everybody, everybody

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01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:03,800
Speaker 3: that listens, we love you like a friend. Like a friend.

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01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:05,320
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm hugging you every day.

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01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:10,559
Speaker 2: I'm just giving y'all a cool high five. Yes, secret handshake. Okay,

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01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:13,800
Speaker 2: well I think that's it for me. Friend, if we

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01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:16,440
Speaker 2: didn't say your name because we only said four names,

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01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:18,840
Speaker 2: just to know that. I'm looking through my Instagram right

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01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:22,240
Speaker 2: now and I'm not seeing I'm seeing my own comments,

1547
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:25,680
Speaker 2: but everybody who comments, we love y'all for doing that.

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01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:26,960
Speaker 1: Yes, we love you so much.

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01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:29,240
Speaker 2: It's like there's a gen that listens there's probably like

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01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:32,840
Speaker 2: a Bobby a Marriage everybody in Seattle, everybody in Texas.

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01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:34,160
Speaker 1: Or everybody you know.

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01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:37,439
Speaker 3: We love people in Australia that listen, all five thousand

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01:09:37,479 --> 01:09:37,800
Speaker 3: of y'all.

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01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:41,280
Speaker 1: There's like a Nina Simone that messages just you know, that's.

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01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:44,120
Speaker 2: Great somebody in Botswana or Bulgaria or something, and we

1556
01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:45,160
Speaker 2: were like, what country is that?

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01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:50,719
Speaker 1: Is that? New York Texas? Anyway? By friends comment subscribe

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01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:56,240
Speaker 1: to you on January eleventh. Forever This has been a

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Speaker 1: Forever Dog production executive produced by Brent Bowham, Joe Silio,

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Speaker 1: and Alex Ramsey. For more original podcasts, please visit Foreverdog

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