Speaker 1: The boys.
Speaker 2: Yo, it's your boy camp Nasty coming in here with
Speaker 2: a short intro for you. We have a Throwback Thursday video.
Speaker 2: A Throwback Thursday podcast is the very first podcast Taylor
Speaker 2: and I ever shot together.
Speaker 3: Bus wasn't buss was getting gutted.
Speaker 2: Uh. The guys are coming in are the uh Jeff
Speaker 2: and them, the guys working on the bus. They were
Speaker 2: coming in and out. Taylor and I we were just
Speaker 2: picking up mics and kind of seeing how everything would be.
Speaker 3: We talked about some funny stuff.
Speaker 2: It's a short podcast, but anyway, it's a it's our
Speaker 2: very it's our first podcast we ever shot with cardboard films,
Speaker 2: and they were filming us on the bus where we're
Speaker 2: not there's no chairs.
Speaker 3: We're just sitting in the middle of the bus and.
Speaker 2: Talking about should I I forget whatever we're talking about.
Speaker 2: But uh, we know we haven't dropped an episode in
Speaker 2: a while. We figured, uh we would drop we would
Speaker 2: drop uh this Throwback Thursday episode just so you guys
Speaker 2: can enjoy and you know whatever be entertained by the boys.
Speaker 2: But this episode is brought to you by Ajax Turner
Speaker 2: and those goddamn wonderful Anheuser Busch Products specifically have a
Speaker 2: new year, New US boys. It's bud Light Seltzer time,
Speaker 2: the natty Seltzers.
Speaker 3: We're all for him. But there's a new there's a
Speaker 3: new kid in town, and we got to make him
Speaker 3: feel at home. We got to make him feel welcome.
Speaker 2: We have to open our home with open arms and
Speaker 2: let bud Light Seltzer know. They have a home, they
Speaker 2: have a bus to stay and they're gonna be all
Speaker 2: over the place at our watch party this Sunday starting
Speaker 2: around one o'clock. I think the games are two something,
Speaker 2: maybe the watch price two don't know. Hashtag don't give
Speaker 2: a but bring your ass to our watch party. It's
Speaker 2: gonna be a hell of a time. We're give it.
Speaker 2: We have, man, we have a lot of cool stuff
Speaker 2: that it was rock and last week. Dude, I'm talking.
Speaker 2: People are coming in there. They go up to the
Speaker 2: top floor, the bottom floor. They're giving us, they're basically
Speaker 2: giving us the whole building. First floor is gonna be public,
Speaker 2: YadA YadA. And then on the second floor, the Busting
Speaker 2: with the Boys watch party is gonna be rolling. The
Speaker 2: the rooftop is gonna be rolling for Busting with the Boys.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have giveaways. We have two Beats, two pairs
Speaker 2: of Beats head phones, two pairs of air pods, to
Speaker 2: sixty five inch TVs, to Yetti coolers, two Beats pills.
Speaker 2: We also have twenty twenty Titan season tickets. So we're
Speaker 2: gonna be doing raffles and and giving a whole bunch
Speaker 2: of shit away and enjoin it even more and buying,
Speaker 2: buying a bud Light, seltzers.
Speaker 3: We're gonna be doing everything.
Speaker 2: Guys, We're gonna be We're gonna I think we're gonna
Speaker 2: set up a photo there's gonna be a photo area
Speaker 2: as well. You take pictures. We're trying to blow We're
Speaker 2: trying to blow the roof off off this building. Man,
Speaker 2: because of the way you guys showed out last week.
Speaker 2: We're going above and beyond this weekend. We hope to
Speaker 2: see the boys in the a FC Championship. Gonna be
Speaker 2: a hell of a game, man. And uh and and
Speaker 2: we can't wait. But uh, anyway, just wanted to drop
Speaker 2: in give you a short little intro, tell you this
Speaker 2: is a throwback. This is a way throwback for our
Speaker 2: very beginning. This was back in like May as well.
Speaker 2: We shot this our very first one. It was funny.
Speaker 2: It's the I mean, it's just it's just something to
Speaker 2: throw out there for you guys to enjoy. Hey, keep
Speaker 2: tweeting us, keep tagging us and everything. Keep taking pictures
Speaker 2: with your don't give attitude or your bust with the
Speaker 2: boys content.
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Speaker 3: Uh we did a big giveaway. Uh. Congrats with the
Speaker 3: two lucky winners for the AC Championship. Uh.
Speaker 2: Going to the game this weekend. But I fellas fellas gals.
Speaker 2: Everyone pops the boys, everybody, just everybody go enjoy your
Speaker 2: damn day.
Speaker 3: See you see you guys on Sunday. Everybody bring everybody
Speaker 3: be there.
Speaker 1: Go tigers.
Speaker 4: Not how it works. Dad is the coolest nephew. Uncle's
Speaker 4: rape cousin like Cuzy you can because Pat McAfee has that.
Speaker 4: So I think your safest bet is nef Peepe.
Speaker 3: What do you think? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think if you had a mic, we could hear you.
Speaker 3: Why why do you why do you why do you think?
Speaker 3: Why do you think Uncle's got a creepy, creepy little
Speaker 3: thing too? How? What was your childhood? I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm.
Speaker 2: Curious about because my childhood, because I'm excited about Uncle.
Speaker 3: You got the cool uncle.
Speaker 4: I didn't have a lot of family. Will thanks for
Speaker 4: bringing that up, fu face. But I'll tell.
Speaker 2: You I love the door unlocked, the damn babe door
Speaker 2: doors unlocked in no alarm set.
Speaker 4: I could have came in that house and I could
Speaker 4: have got my suppies.
Speaker 3: You could have done whatever in that house.
Speaker 4: You stopped me from getting better today.
Speaker 3: I want you to know that forget one, but not
Speaker 3: the other one. Please, smiley face.
Speaker 4: She's pissed. That's that's the start.
Speaker 3: That's the start. I know fast, it's CTE juice.
Speaker 4: Honestly, fast forward five six months down the road, and
Speaker 4: she's gonna lose her fucking mind when you have this
Speaker 4: toilet seat up. She don't lose it.
Speaker 2: She's never mentioned anything about the toilet seat. But I
Speaker 2: do a good job putting it.
Speaker 3: Down and stuff anyway I do.
Speaker 4: Let's apply my My worst quality is a human.
Speaker 3: Being is putting up, putting a toilet seat up and down?
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, put them closer to your face.
Speaker 3: So here's what I've been thinking about doing.
Speaker 2: Talk to me because i've been driving back and forth
Speaker 2: a lot, I go in the gas stage. I'm actually
Speaker 2: big on the idea of having a clean toilet seat.
Speaker 3: I've been thinking.
Speaker 2: About video and rating every every public toilet time out,
Speaker 2: time out.
Speaker 4: You're the guy that likes a clean toilet seat. Yeah,
Speaker 4: everybody like, that's not even that's not even news. Everybody
Speaker 4: would have no question.
Speaker 2: I agree with that, But I'm saying, well, when my
Speaker 2: idea comes in is rating every toilet seat that I
Speaker 2: come across. I got walk in. Oh hey, we got
Speaker 2: McDonald's on a street. Let's see what their toilet seats.
Speaker 2: So like, walk in, judge it, rate it. No, No,
Speaker 2: not an app. I'm just talking like like a weekly review.
Speaker 2: You ever you see the Barcel guy rating pizzas toilet
Speaker 2: seat raider.
Speaker 3: Thanks Juice.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I feel like that's more like an Instagram
Speaker 4: story thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure.
Speaker 2: I mean in the YouTube videos that we end up making,
Speaker 2: just every little segment, like you know, after like five
Speaker 2: minutes of something happening, you just put in a little
Speaker 2: fifteen second clip of me judging a toilet seats, then
Speaker 2: we'll get back back on the subject, back on the topic.
Speaker 4: Like honestly, when you when you first told me the
Speaker 4: idea of like judging toilet seeds, I got mad. I know,
Speaker 4: I saw your face. But you can do that because
Speaker 4: juice got excited. I know, like I could. My opinion
Speaker 4: is separate from juice. All right, I'll tell.
Speaker 3: You so you don't get pissed off when you walk Jeu, I.
Speaker 4: Don't repue when you talk. I wasn't finished. I wasn't finished.
Speaker 3: You're good.
Speaker 4: When you told me that, I got fucking mad. But
Speaker 4: the more I think about it, it could be funny.
Speaker 4: It could be funny. It could be fun not going
Speaker 4: to be fun, it could be funny.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2: I feel you, well, you feel you, But are you
Speaker 2: not somebody who walks in and you expect a clean toilet?
Speaker 2: See when you go in a public bathroom, bathroom and
Speaker 2: if it's not, you're not like immediately pissed off, Like
Speaker 2: I wonder who this guy was who just fucking didn't
Speaker 2: want to clean the stuff up?
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no that's not me at all. I'm a
Speaker 4: sick Oh, I'll see.
Speaker 3: What do you do? Then?
Speaker 2: When you when there's a little splatter, a little pissed
Speaker 2: juice all over the toy.
Speaker 4: I'll hover a hover so if you got to take
Speaker 4: a ship, I'll aerial dump that thing.
Speaker 2: So like say this is the toilet sea, go ahead,
Speaker 2: So instead of just sitting on the toilet, see, sure,
Speaker 2: you'll just sit.
Speaker 4: And just do like the Romans their fathers and their
Speaker 4: fathers before them. I will do that like I'm out there.
Speaker 3: Out of control.
Speaker 4: Here's a question about toilets. I don't why we're getting
Speaker 4: on the subject. Horrible for a subject, worst podcast ever.
Speaker 4: Do your front wipe or backwipe?
Speaker 3: This is a great I love this conversation.
Speaker 2: We had this last year with Delaney, who will be
Speaker 2: a guest, so well, this will be a topic.
Speaker 4: This would be a great is a great conversation.
Speaker 2: He might be mad though I'm a standard I'm a
Speaker 2: standing wiper. I go, I go top down, top down,
Speaker 2: top down. But I don't I try not to go like,
Speaker 2: you know, toward the tante top down. Then after that,
Speaker 2: how do you top down, not go towards the tane.
Speaker 3: So I'll go like, oh, like stand up, Say have
Speaker 3: the toilet paper? Yeah, say, I'm like step in.
Speaker 2: I like to grab the I like to grab the
Speaker 2: toilet paper, take it off the handle and set it
Speaker 2: at a spot to where I'm not laning and getting
Speaker 2: it like I'm comfortably grabbing the toilet paper.
Speaker 4: I've watched you squeeze your I've watched you squeeze your
Speaker 4: cheeks three times. Hypothetically you have ship everywhere right now?
Speaker 2: Okay, well we're I gotta make this work. So I
Speaker 2: take it, unravel it, and I'm pushing down and then
Speaker 2: whenever I feel like the first.
Speaker 3: Level's done, no, no, no, no, that's not enough. No sand
Speaker 3: paper effect, big sand paper effect. Yeah, throw it in sandpaper,
Speaker 3: sam paper until.
Speaker 4: You know you don't see nothing like squeegees.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's my.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: We saved this first podcast, but they so many disagree. Boys,
Speaker 4: what's up? Come jumping in the sing?
Speaker 3: So you guys are on the first pod.
Speaker 4: This is it we're talking about.
Speaker 3: We're talking to Yeah, we're talking about Jeff. I'm Will.
Speaker 3: I'm not Jeff.
Speaker 4: No you're not.
Speaker 3: My name is Yeah.
Speaker 4: Which right now we're talking about would you rather like
Speaker 4: as a wiper you do a ship you front wiper,
Speaker 4: back wipe.
Speaker 2: Now I want to back up. I think the first
Speaker 2: question is are you a standard or a sitter wiping.
Speaker 4: I didn't even know that was an option where you
Speaker 4: started talking that's like that, do you sit twenty four
Speaker 4: to seven? But I'll I mean it depends on the situation, right,
Speaker 4: if you're at home home, you're a sitter, it's not
Speaker 4: it's a move it's a multi multi I think it depends.
Speaker 4: Man in multi movement sometimes, you.
Speaker 3: Know, do you ever stand up and wipe? Like? Are
Speaker 3: you a pro? If there were two sides? Are you
Speaker 3: stand or a sitter?
Speaker 4: Man? I gotta really think about that.
Speaker 3: What do you think about?
Speaker 4: What you think?
Speaker 2: Lean?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I like to lean up, so you're like a
Speaker 3: sit and you kind of like lean off the side.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you know Taylor's got the best one. I
Speaker 2: know what Taylor does.
Speaker 3: Let's see.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I think it's all about efforts. So I'm a
Speaker 4: bigger dude. When I lean on the seat, that's a
Speaker 4: lot of wear and tear on one seat. So exactly
Speaker 4: the same.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 4: So there there's one. I one down a cut nut.
Speaker 4: Hold it. Protect it with my life. I think my
Speaker 4: other hand, usually my left I'm left handed.
Speaker 3: Holding the bunch up tissue. Okay, okay, holding and I go.
Speaker 4: Straight to the asshole. I don't stop and say hello
Speaker 4: to anything. Right to the asshole. And I squeegee, and
Speaker 4: I give it a look mean no, and I flick it.
Speaker 4: I flick it down.
Speaker 3: But I don't. I don't, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't wipe up.
Speaker 3: Who goes from the front like this?
Speaker 4: I front up. I wipe up because the thing is
Speaker 4: like one bigger dude. Right, I've I already talked about
Speaker 4: like I put my arm behind my back, like that's
Speaker 4: that's a lot of shoulder mobility I do not have.
Speaker 4: So it's a lot of work. Then I have to
Speaker 4: lean well now putting wear and tear in a toilet seat.
Speaker 4: Now I'm economically, I kind of like it's hard on
Speaker 4: the bolts. So then I go, you go front, you
Speaker 4: go front wipe. It's the cleanest way to do it.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what's the most important thought. You want
Speaker 4: to reduce eco footprint? Get one of those toilets, he said,
Speaker 4: douches you. I had one of those in Cabo, like the.
Speaker 5: Porn we put your seat up top.
Speaker 4: Derek Morgan's big on those things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you? It's good for like what like the health?
Speaker 3: The health?
Speaker 1: Right, it's like I mean, it's.
Speaker 3: Like I've I've had a hemorrhoid before of view.
Speaker 4: Dude, I think I might have one right now, to
Speaker 4: be totally honest.
Speaker 3: So you you would know if you do.
Speaker 4: I'm belied when I when I wipe, I bleed? What
Speaker 4: wh I wipe? I bleed? But like it's not it's
Speaker 4: a hemorrhoid. Here's a day a lot of like I
Speaker 4: we're talking like like like a massacre.
Speaker 3: Right, like you feel it kind of uh dripping.
Speaker 4: You know, maybe maybe for the rest of this podcast,
Speaker 4: you should let me finish my thought before you just
Speaker 4: go and say that stuff. You're you're hurting. You're hurting
Speaker 4: a lot of ears out there. But anyway, God forbid
Speaker 4: that ever happens again.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's being so reactive in this conversation, like
Speaker 2: when he drips, Like what relax, bro Christ, but.
Speaker 3: You go ahead.
Speaker 4: We're talking about white for.
Speaker 3: The love of God, you're not fucking interrupt.
Speaker 4: Question from the high from the top of a We
Speaker 4: were just talking about that. We were just talking about that. Yes,
Speaker 4: we were talking about Yes, you were You say, you
Speaker 4: go to every toilet and you have to give you want
Speaker 4: to clean it? What do you do in this dirty
Speaker 4: toilet we were talking about. You hover you hover.
Speaker 2: About see me, I'll unravel the entire roll of toile
Speaker 2: paper and just cover my arm in hand.
Speaker 3: And wipe it down.
Speaker 4: You're what's wrong with the planet?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I save No you know you don't.
Speaker 4: We literally just admit it. You just told on yourself.
Speaker 3: Why why am I bad for the planet because I
Speaker 3: use up the toilet toilet paper?
Speaker 2: Well, there's these people who want to save the planet,
Speaker 2: should clean up their fucking piss and ship on the toilet.
Speaker 4: I'm probably'm gonna go on a big hunch here and
Speaker 4: just assume that the people that are doing that to
Speaker 4: the toilet seats probably don't care about the planet. All right,
Speaker 4: It's not Leonardo DiCaprio's fucking running around there pulling out
Speaker 4: a bunch of napkins and ship or toilet paper and
Speaker 4: throwing it everywhere. That's how it works. But but Juice
Speaker 4: is right, we should get on the top of what
Speaker 4: we're doing here.
Speaker 3: We didn't really finish the hemorrhoid.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, so here's the deal. So for the last
Speaker 4: month off and on, like I'm talking about a week here,
Speaker 4: a couple of days there like I'll wipe and I'll wipe,
Speaker 4: and I'll wipe and I'll wipe and wipe and wipe.
Speaker 4: Still blood, still blood.
Speaker 3: It's a hemorrhoid.
Speaker 4: Does it hurt sometimes?
Speaker 3: But other thien you're passing that bowel movement?
Speaker 4: No, it doesn't.
Speaker 2: See my mine would itch and it would one.
Speaker 3: I would be in pain sometimes I had a bad one.
Speaker 3: And you know what I'm talking about, don't you, Juice?
Speaker 3: I pick my own a jeus. I said, I like,
Speaker 3: I'm in pain sometimes, juice, O, there.
Speaker 2: Is it? In?
Speaker 4: Are you serious crying?
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what it feels good though in you're
Speaker 3: he you.
Speaker 4: Guys, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go on a big
Speaker 4: hunt here and just assume I don't have a hemorrhoid.
Speaker 2: Okay, you might not, well, you might need you might
Speaker 2: need to check that out though you're just bleeding normally.
Speaker 4: Can't cancer the S word?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, don't put that in here. Nobody don't
Speaker 2: put that in the bus.
Speaker 3: Isn't it?
Speaker 4: How Like everyone's thought kind of goes to that, Like
Speaker 4: you feel a bump, You're like, oh, this is it?
Speaker 4: I am that I'm done. There's no there's no coming
Speaker 4: back from this like three days layers. It ain't grown
Speaker 4: here and you're like, what an idiot?
Speaker 3: Right you?
Speaker 4: I talk to yourself in the mirror.
Speaker 3: What's that.
Speaker 4: Right? Exactly?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: People against Pimples, the number one cancer starter in the world.
Speaker 3: It's stuff. What's up?
Speaker 4: You want something there? How do you wipe?
Speaker 3: What do you need? You need something now, don't you?
Speaker 3: We're out of here.
Speaker 4: That's it. That's a wrap.
Speaker 2: You want us to talk, You want to talk real
Speaker 2: quick about how we got started, because we can just
Speaker 2: cut this out.
Speaker 4: I would rather let Jeff and the boys figure out,
Speaker 4: like this ship. That's more important than than.
Speaker 2: We could do the starter one in there, give a
Speaker 2: different vibe.
Speaker 4: Working title The Den.
Speaker 3: Listen.
Speaker 4: Here's the deal. All right, we have this. Here's the deal.
Speaker 4: We have this dope ass bus. It has Budweis are
Speaker 4: painted on the sign, and we're starting a podcast. It's
Speaker 4: about It's called The Den. Working title. What we're also
Speaker 4: gonna do is we're interview interesting people start in Nashville
Speaker 4: and diversify our portfolio as we go. We're electrostacked to
Speaker 4: have you here. If you are one of the lucky
Speaker 4: people to start listening, we're happy to have you. Thanks
Speaker 4: for coming. This is Will Compton. I'm Taylor Lawan, also
Speaker 4: your dad. That's Peepee behind the camera there and then
Speaker 4: Big Juice hanging out. They don't have mics because they're unprepared.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 4: That's a rat boy, right, boys, just get the fuck
Speaker 4: out of here.
Speaker 3: What good is that? Good? Taylor,