WEBVTT - Pfizer & John Legend Are Conspiring! (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

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<v Speaker 1>We have to start the Steal Tour. We're very excited

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<v Speaker 1>DC on October tenth, Detroit, Michigan on October twelfth, Chicago

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<v Speaker 1>October thirteenth. October seventeenth, we're in La in Hollywood, We'll

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<v Speaker 2>First.

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<v Speaker 1>We want y'all to come out. We want y'all to

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<v Speaker 1>kick it. We will be doing our coveted live show

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<v Speaker 1>with special guests, with just me and David. Depending on

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<v Speaker 1>the city, it'll be a great time. All that meet

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<v Speaker 1>and greets. You've been Chris Brown as a good meet

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<v Speaker 1>and greet.

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<v Speaker 2>Bro.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's be clear, I'll take a weird picture with you

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<v Speaker 3>for free.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to say with the pictures we said

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<v Speaker 2>to sending pictures to yourself? Maybe don't, lady, you will

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<v Speaker 2>find as hell that's not the issue. We're both in relationships.

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<v Speaker 2>We can't be getting late night pictures of women. And

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<v Speaker 2>that's all I'm going to say. You're stressing David out.

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<v Speaker 2>Me myself. I can handle it.

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<v Speaker 1>You do whatever you need to do, but you're stressing

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<v Speaker 1>David out and maybe chill out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got the I got the email up on

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<v Speaker 2>my phone. I'm checking it in bed. It complicates things.

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<v Speaker 2>You did not show us what you were working with

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<v Speaker 2>and said picture.

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<v Speaker 1>That.

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<v Speaker 2>Olivia says, I don't want to see it. Okay, Well

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I'm out voted. Uh, and that's fine. I

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<v Speaker 2>know what. If you want us to see them, send

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<v Speaker 2>it to Langston personally. Why aren't you an addressing no

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<v Speaker 2>email to Langston? And it says them and okay, and

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<v Speaker 2>show them all of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, everybody, let's just pump the brakes. It's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>easier to explain it when it's a group email and not.

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<v Speaker 2>Not my personal collection. Do you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Quality bears are racist?

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<v Speaker 1>The money stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't tell me who wants to sex Matumbo? There

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<v Speaker 2>it is, there, it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Ladies and gentlemen, welcome little mamas and gentiles alike to

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<v Speaker 1>another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told me.

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<v Speaker 2>The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of

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<v Speaker 2>black conspiracy theories and.

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<v Speaker 1>We finally work to prove that Nell Carter died a

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<v Speaker 1>generation too early to be celebrated for the badass big

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<v Speaker 1>lady she truly was. That lady was fine. I think

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<v Speaker 1>Nell Carter was a battie and they spent a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of time calling her a big, old chubby ugo and

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<v Speaker 1>and that was like, the whole bit was, who would

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<v Speaker 1>want to have sex with Nel Carter? Guess what old

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<v Speaker 1>Langston herman would have sex with Nell Carter today, tomorrow

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<v Speaker 1>and forever.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to first of all say a double r

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<v Speaker 2>p uh Carter and mcgim gim would jump up and

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<v Speaker 2>now I'm with you though that was bad she That

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<v Speaker 2>was that little updude, a little shortcut. It was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was of a it was of a time, I

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<v Speaker 1>would say. And it's it's interesting because yeah, they talked

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<v Speaker 1>all that ship. Ten years later, Monica came out with

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing, and we loved.

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<v Speaker 2>Her for it.

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<v Speaker 1>We loved her because because she fit a certain profile.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, she was a skinny battie. But but the

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<v Speaker 1>big girl baddies got their wave and unfortunately now what's

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<v Speaker 1>a little too early for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, now we want you to know wherever you are,

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<v Speaker 2>we will hit. We will hit if Yeah, I've been

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<v Speaker 2>heaven listening. Willit wit? No? God, bless you, God, bless you,

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<v Speaker 2>God bless haircut man? What what shot? Do we have

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<v Speaker 2>a heaven at this point? You know, I think seventy thirty,

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<v Speaker 2>I do some things in my personal life.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you still think you have like a decent chance

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<v Speaker 1>that at heaven. The way you responded to that makes

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<v Speaker 1>me feel like you don't. I don't think you have

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<v Speaker 1>a chance. Or I don't think I have a chance,

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<v Speaker 1>but you don't think you have a chance. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think I got a pretty I don't think I'm wow.

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<v Speaker 1>I think at this point it's less a question of

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<v Speaker 1>me going to heaven and where where do I go?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what I mean? Like I think I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that I'm a subscriber in in the

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<v Speaker 1>idea of hell. I that to me feels sort of

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<v Speaker 1>like a fictitious thing, but certain because you're Jewish, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I I didn't grow up with any No, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>grow up with any like deep connections to the Jewish

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<v Speaker 1>religion but I do connect with that part of the

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<v Speaker 1>of the faith, if that makes sense that I just

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<v Speaker 1>on a logical sense, it does feel false to me

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<v Speaker 1>that there's just a place for an eternal damnation because

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<v Speaker 1>I cussed and wasn't nice to my neighbor's wife or

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<v Speaker 1>whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's my problem with there being no hell. Then I'm

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<v Speaker 2>damn sure not going to heaven? Does Does that mean? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what I'm wrestling with. I know, so I I

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<v Speaker 2>need there to be a hell so I can make

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<v Speaker 2>it to heaven. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think like there might be a version of this

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<v Speaker 1>where like you don't go to heaven, but you go

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<v Speaker 1>to like you become like a spirit that just lives

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<v Speaker 1>in line at Burger King, you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>Where it's just like that's the differinity for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Because here's how I always viewed it before. The difference

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<v Speaker 2>between heaven and Hell is like the difference between a

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<v Speaker 2>D minus and a F.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, where hey, I got it sixty percent though you're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be one of them that's like right at

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<v Speaker 1>the end and goes my bad guy and then he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>come on.

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<v Speaker 2>That's exactly it. Let me get that. I'm point nine away.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's enough. That's enough. Yeah, but then if you

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<v Speaker 2>put some other place in there, well, now I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 2>rocking to C minus. I don't know what I'm gonna do.

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<v Speaker 1>You did enough that the teacher goes, David, can you

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<v Speaker 1>hang back for a second.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I remember that conversation. Now I'm gonna pass you,

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<v Speaker 2>but I shouldn't. You.

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<v Speaker 1>You're really pushing it, man, And and if you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be something in your life, then you're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>make some other choices. I will miss Carlisle. I promise

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna work on it. Here's the talk I got.

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<v Speaker 1>Your grades were fine during football season, then all of

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<v Speaker 1>a sudden, mid November rolls around and you're failing everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah it's true. I I myself maintained pretty solid grades

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<v Speaker 1>the whole time, but but you did. But I respect

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<v Speaker 1>that everybody had a different journey out there. And I

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<v Speaker 1>just watch my teachers have that conversation with my friends, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's very funny.

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<v Speaker 1>From afar, it's so funny to watch like this is

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<v Speaker 1>this is not great, but like, do you remember just

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<v Speaker 1>making fun of people for being stupid in school?

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<v Speaker 2>Because my thing is I was bad at school. But

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<v Speaker 2>I'm smart enough that I could like, you couldn't be like,

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<v Speaker 2>this guy's a fucking idiot. But then they'd be like,

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<v Speaker 2>but Jeff can't balance equation or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean, dog we I would say

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<v Speaker 1>some of my most joyous moments were making fun of

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<v Speaker 1>the extensive failures of my peers, just being like, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean, just especially when I was playing basketball,

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<v Speaker 1>like dudes who couldn't play that week because like they

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<v Speaker 1>didn't make grades or whatever the time we had.

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<v Speaker 2>Bro That happened to me once too, and it was awful.

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<v Speaker 2>It was my junior year, and I remember sophomore year.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember you had to run all practice and then

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<v Speaker 2>you had to run conditioning that week, like so you

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<v Speaker 2>didn't get to practice at all. And then the coach

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<v Speaker 2>would just make me run different directions, so he'd be like, Bory,

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<v Speaker 2>b wait, maybe there's an a over there, but there's not.

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<v Speaker 1>And frankly, you keeping me here running is not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>help me improve my studies in any way, shape or form.

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<v Speaker 2>I think if you were a good coach, you would

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<v Speaker 2>understand that the F started at home. The f started

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<v Speaker 2>at home.

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<v Speaker 1>I needed more help than than you yelling, Uh you

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<v Speaker 1>the health teacher yelling at me, can offer, bro He

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't even a teacher. We brought a hitter in. He

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<v Speaker 1>was a construction workers, he.

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<v Speaker 2>Owned a concrete business. He was dirty. He drove his

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<v Speaker 2>truck onto the field before practice. No, that's not right,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, Come on, man.

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<v Speaker 1>They have to have some tether to the to the

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<v Speaker 1>educational system so that they know how to help liaison

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<v Speaker 1>these relationships.

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<v Speaker 2>Otherwise you're just a man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yelling at me, a man yelling at me for frankly,

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<v Speaker 1>tests that you can't even scale, you know what I mean, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't even know how hard that test was. You're

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<v Speaker 1>just being mean to me because you didn't didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>good grades. The life of a student athlete, Man, it's tough.

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<v Speaker 1>I I miss it every day.

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<v Speaker 2>I never miss it. But it's because I wasn't good enough.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like good enough to start, but I wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>good enough to get any specialty treatment. It's just like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you're starting because you're the best defensive tackle we have here,

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<v Speaker 2>but that's not a great pool. Go to Mexico, statenon Sharp,

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<v Speaker 2>what up? What up there? Boy? You got a future?

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<v Speaker 3>Ye?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I do miss I missed. I didn't play football,

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<v Speaker 1>but I do miss basketball a lot. And and I

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<v Speaker 1>miss Shannon Sharp. I missed the Shannon Sharp he was,

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<v Speaker 1>and not the Shannon Sharp that that everybody has has

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<v Speaker 1>found out he is exactly miss my house the good

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<v Speaker 1>old days.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, what a time when we have the defect to Baltimore.

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<v Speaker 2>But now I want to hear you talk. No, it's tough.

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<v Speaker 1>It's tough hearing that mushmouth man speak that said, we're

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<v Speaker 1>not here to talk about Shannon Sharp or football or basketball. Frankly,

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<v Speaker 1>we have an email. Uh it's a Langston David episode

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<v Speaker 1>of David Langston episode. We we we're gonna talk some ship,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna hang out, we're just gonna chill for a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>But we got an email from a person that we're

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<v Speaker 1>excited about. I think our ears perked up at the

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<v Speaker 1>possibilities that that come from this salacious email.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>It's subject line reads, fuck is Fizer on.

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<v Speaker 2>Which great, great great? I'm in.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's that's a good way to start an email.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that, and like put a picture in and

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<v Speaker 1>I like when they start with fuck you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, or just a big old naughty word right

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<v Speaker 1>at the beginning that makes me want to read it fast. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan sent us a message. He said, greetings and salutations

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<v Speaker 1>Linthson and David Epara, Olivia k Pedo, Pueto Paedo.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Uh, I'm not a Spanish speaker, Olivia.

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<v Speaker 2>That was for you, anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, it ain't got nothing to do with us. I

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<v Speaker 1>saw this goofy fucking Ffiser commercial during the Niners game today,

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<v Speaker 1>and I cannot think of a single reason why they

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<v Speaker 1>needed John Legend drinking honey on a piano with fuck

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<v Speaker 1>me eyes except for some good old fashioned white devil Shenanigans.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds right to me already. And I don't I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know what the commercial is. I haven't seen

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<v Speaker 1>the commercial. Were you familiar with this commercial before?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not, But I'm on board with all right, some

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<v Speaker 2>I and this is a conspiracy within a conspiracy, the

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<v Speaker 2>conspiracy to make us think John Legend is the sexiest

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<v Speaker 2>man in the world. You guys gotta relax, You gotta

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<v Speaker 2>relax putting all this John Legend. He looks like a teacher.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fine, Yeah, I look like a door guy. That's

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<v Speaker 2>my lot in life. You don't feel like you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean, Yeah, I feel it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there was this weird period where John Legend

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<v Speaker 1>looked like what we think he should look like. He

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<v Speaker 1>looked like a little mouseman in big thick sweaters, and

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<v Speaker 1>we were like, that's John Legend. We agree on that

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<v Speaker 1>he's not a sexy man, but he has sexy man

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<v Speaker 1>voice and make sexy man music cool. And then John

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<v Speaker 1>Legend did a fuck ton of push ups and got

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<v Speaker 1>into pretty good shape for John Legend, and then suddenly

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<v Speaker 1>we just accepted that John Legend was supposed to be

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<v Speaker 1>a sex symbol when in fact, no, that's still a

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<v Speaker 1>mouseman who did push ups.

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<v Speaker 2>The song is called ordinary People. You regular, my nigga,

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<v Speaker 2>You ain't. You ain't even supposed to be over here.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's why I like you because I bought your CD,

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<v Speaker 2>which was a Christmas present to my mom at Targan. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No, John Legend, and this isn't this We want

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<v Speaker 1>to be clear, This isn't some negative attack on like

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<v Speaker 1>John Legend. It's it's more just let's rescale the the

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<v Speaker 1>attractiveness measurements, you know what I mean, Like, we gotta

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta balance the the the scales. Again, I just

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<v Speaker 1>feel like we need to let normal and ugly people

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<v Speaker 1>do shit in entertainment.

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<v Speaker 2>And again, yeah, you don't gotta be fine to sing,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't, it's fine. I agree, you gotta be fine

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<v Speaker 2>to play the drums.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree, And and even I think about like Jonathan Majors,

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<v Speaker 1>who who obviously went through his big transformation and then

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<v Speaker 1>a more complicated one. But there was a period where

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<v Speaker 1>like people were fully trying to convince us that that

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<v Speaker 1>was a sec a fine man, that he was like handsome,

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<v Speaker 1>And let's be clear, y'all, he's not.

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<v Speaker 2>He's funny, he might be handsome. I actually have to

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<v Speaker 2>differ with you on that. I think, what are we doing?

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<v Speaker 2>What is this podcast? We can't agree on what Jonathan

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<v Speaker 2>Majors looks like? You saw a rocky Yeah, he's big

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<v Speaker 2>and buff and and he certainly plays the part. But no,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not a handsome man. Does he have the face

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<v Speaker 2>of your cousin who was good at football?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, he's odd faced and he no, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>and he dresses like he uh, he dresses like a slave,

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<v Speaker 1>and he dresses like he keeps a bottle of cod

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<v Speaker 1>liver oil in his pocket. You know what I mean, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>he's a fucking that's not a handsome man. What are

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<v Speaker 1>we talking about. Here's my question to you, because you

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<v Speaker 1>flirt with the space of handsome man. If you got

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<v Speaker 1>Jonathan Major's buff, did we ever see you again? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so. I I think I've done everything

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<v Speaker 1>in my power. I'll be honest with you. I've done

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<v Speaker 1>everything in my power not to get buff, because I

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<v Speaker 1>think that if I end up in that space, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't keep doing comedy, certainly not at any version of

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<v Speaker 1>a respectable level.

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<v Speaker 2>And I will say, and we if new we talks

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<v Speaker 2>to the social media team, blur this out. I was

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<v Speaker 2>watching your new television show. Yeah, and I did take

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<v Speaker 2>a screenshot that I was saving. I told my girl.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, it's like Christmas, it's gonna come. It's

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<v Speaker 4>gonna I had to find it. Posit, I pose it.

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<v Speaker 4>I can show you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm never gonna be more self conscious than than for

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of always, I guess because I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what it is, but it it gives me nightmares. I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't even sure. Yeah, it gives me nightmares. I fucking

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<v Speaker 1>hate this.

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<v Speaker 2>This is awful. What a terrible thing that's happening. I

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<v Speaker 2>hate it. Guys with me. Yeah, it's just.

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<v Speaker 1>If I know, if I funk around and get jacked,

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<v Speaker 1>it's over. Man, I can't keep going.

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<v Speaker 2>See I'm the opposite. If I got jacked, I would

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<v Speaker 2>do a shock level number of endorsements.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's that's crazy. If I know, that's not crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>that makes sense. If I get Buff, I'm selling out dog.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I mean. I think.

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<v Speaker 1>If I get Buff, I'm just going to walk the path.

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<v Speaker 1>I get what what Michael B. Jordan did.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, I got Buff. It took me a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of time and energy to make these muscles. I

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<v Speaker 1>am going to use them to the best of their

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<v Speaker 1>ability and be the star of every buff dude thing available.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't then go and you know, hang out.

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<v Speaker 2>With riff raff. I gotta make a choice. You see,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm cutting everything. I'd be a you call me terry news.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the You see me popping all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 2>That is change.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd be popping a lot now. Dylan goes on to say,

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<v Speaker 1>my conspiracy is that Pfeiser partnered with the Black Church

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<v Speaker 1>on the John Legend flu shot commercial as a way

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<v Speaker 1>to galvanize old black women to buy into the medical

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<v Speaker 1>machine more and challenge their hotel husbands, thus creating both

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<v Speaker 1>more flu shot income for Pfizer from traditionally untrustworthy Black folks,

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<v Speaker 1>as well as more conflict and division in Black families

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<v Speaker 1>via inciting old hard headed niggas to double down on

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<v Speaker 1>their views and never go to the doctor. By intensifying

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<v Speaker 1>old heads experience of white coat syndrome, which is obviously valid,

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<v Speaker 1>as well as the jealousy and insecurity from their wives

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<v Speaker 1>wanting John Legend to eat their pussies out, amplified chronic

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<v Speaker 1>stress well expedite their imminent early demise, creating more free

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<v Speaker 1>time for black superwomen our nation heroes who don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how to have fun to only focus on sacrifice service

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<v Speaker 1>via work in church. Thank you all for your high

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<v Speaker 1>jinks and tomfoolery. This podcast is one of the things

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<v Speaker 1>that got me through grad school. All the best, Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>Damn one minor point I do want to make. That's

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<v Speaker 1>how you know John your legend's not fine. They're imagining

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<v Speaker 1>him eating their pussies. You're saying, fine, man, you imagine

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<v Speaker 1>them blowing your back out.

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<v Speaker 2>I would imagine. And I'm not a woman, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>but I would assume. Yeah. But but regular men you.

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<v Speaker 1>Go, I bet you eat me out good, and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>treat me nice. Dylan lays down a pretty uh, I

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<v Speaker 1>would say, thoughtful and heavy theory here. I wonder if

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<v Speaker 1>it's worth us taking a break because he's laid down

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<v Speaker 1>his tracks. Maybe we take a break. We give y'all

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<v Speaker 1>a second to buy products. I'm sure they're great products,

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<v Speaker 1>and then when we come back, we'll talk a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit more about our thoughts on Dylan's conspiracy. That sound good,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been doing hell yeah, So we're gonna take a break.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be back with more Dylan's.

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<v Speaker 2>Email and more. Mamma told me.

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<v Speaker 1>We have to start to steal tour. We're very excited

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<v Speaker 1>about it. I'm not about to bite my tongue. We

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<v Speaker 1>want to sell it out and the dates are coming

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<v Speaker 1>up fast, and so if you live in one of

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<v Speaker 1>these areas, we want you to buy your tickets now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all available on our instagrams, on our websites, on

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<v Speaker 1>our link tree. But you can see us in Washington,

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<v Speaker 1>DC on October tenth, Detroit, Michigan on October twelfth, Chicago,

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<v Speaker 1>October thirteenth. October seventeenth, We're in La in Hollywood. We'll

0:21:57.880 --> 0:22:01.960
<v Speaker 1>be in Atlanta on Halloween October thirty. First, we want

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<v Speaker 1>y'all to come out. We want y'all to kick it.

0:22:04.480 --> 0:22:09.280
<v Speaker 1>We will be doing our coveted live show with special guests,

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<v Speaker 1>with just me and David. Depending on the city, it'll

0:22:11.880 --> 0:22:15.000
<v Speaker 1>be a time all that meet and greets. You've been

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<v Speaker 1>Chris Brown has a good meet and greet.

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<v Speaker 2>Bro.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's be clear, I'll take a weird picture with you

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<v Speaker 3>for free.

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<v Speaker 2>You raggedy bitch, and you ain't shit niggas. We are

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<v Speaker 2>better commercially. Yeah, yeah, I like we're discussing Pfizer, John Legend,

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<v Speaker 2>and the Black women of it all.

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<v Speaker 1>What I think Dylan is suggesting is that John Legend

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<v Speaker 1>sort of functions as a two pronged threat to the

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<v Speaker 1>black community. He number one, sort of attracts black women

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<v Speaker 1>into buying into sort of like this relationship with medicine

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<v Speaker 1>that is not necessarily proven or safe with this obviously

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<v Speaker 1>giant corporation. But then additionally he creates like this, this

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<v Speaker 1>sort of infighting in black households where black women are

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<v Speaker 1>attempting to get their husbands and lovers and family to

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<v Speaker 1>buy into the medicine that they have been trained their

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<v Speaker 1>entire lives to doubt and fight against.

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<v Speaker 2>And I love it. I'm in on this. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I wouldn't call it as extreme as that,

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<v Speaker 2>but I think I have a level of white coat

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<v Speaker 2>syndrome for sure. WHOA yeah, say more, I don't fuck

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<v Speaker 2>with the doctor. I feel like I don't get listened to.

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<v Speaker 4>Mmmm.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't feel like that as a kid, but as

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<v Speaker 2>an adult, since having had healthy insurance, it's like the

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<v Speaker 2>process is so Yeah, I very very much feel like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not being listened to. I feel kind of like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not being believed, which is interesting because and I've

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<v Speaker 2>always had that with the doctor, right, like just this,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, I feel like part of it is

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<v Speaker 2>a dark skinned thing, you know what I mean. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but just like never my pain never seeming like a

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<v Speaker 2>big issue or anything like that. Wow, So I definitely

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<v Speaker 2>And I was that's so funny. I was talking to

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<v Speaker 2>my girl about it recently, and she feels the same way.

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<v Speaker 2>She said, when she goes to the doctor, they just

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<v Speaker 2>tell her one thing, you know what I mean, Like

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<v Speaker 2>even that when she's like this is and we know

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<v Speaker 2>that the rate of that is even higher with black women,

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<v Speaker 2>right right, And.

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<v Speaker 1>We've read about them a few times on the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>But there are a fair amount of like studies that

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<v Speaker 1>corroborate essentially what you're saying that like, dark skinned people

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<v Speaker 1>more often than not are experiencing, like, you know, interactions

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<v Speaker 1>with with the medical professionals that suggest that they're not

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<v Speaker 1>being heard and their pain isn't being validated or or

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<v Speaker 1>treated with any sort of seriousness. And so that all

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<v Speaker 1>feels possible, right, Like, that all feels real. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>feel like some shit where it's just like you going

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<v Speaker 1>crazy alone being like my doctor's not nice. Whatever the fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I'm trying to find black doctors. I think

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<v Speaker 2>at an African dentist one time, it was interesting and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't that's I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Not gonna say anything because because I've been problematic as

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<v Speaker 1>it relates to your people. But but I wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>a no African dental acts.

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<v Speaker 2>Here was my I think my issue was that I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted him to be flashier. I was like black African dentist.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you wanted the okay, see I don't want then

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<v Speaker 1>any medical professional to be flashy in any way, shape

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<v Speaker 1>or form. That is like the biggest turnoff for me

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<v Speaker 1>as a really Yeah, I like sensible shoes. I like

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<v Speaker 1>when your office looks like you borrowed it, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean, Like you don't even don't even put

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<v Speaker 1>your fucking picture on the wall. You are here to

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<v Speaker 1>work and go home.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that, you know what I mean. I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just it's this is just honest, clean work. This

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<v Speaker 1>ain't got nothing to do with like your I once

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<v Speaker 1>I I when I my dermatologist was once paired. They

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<v Speaker 1>had like one of those shared offices with a plastic surgeon,

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<v Speaker 1>and the plastic surgeon had like massive screens that played

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<v Speaker 1>these videos of like the heroic work that this man

0:27:08.119 --> 0:27:11.600
<v Speaker 1>was doing all over not only America, but back he

0:27:11.760 --> 0:27:13.520
<v Speaker 1>was African, and he would go.

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<v Speaker 2>Back in Nigeria and giving him big ass titties. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I brings to my village. You know what it was

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<v Speaker 2>for you, for you queen, But it was like it

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<v Speaker 2>was like one of those five sets of Day videos.

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<v Speaker 2>But the kid just as huge.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just it's just big titty kids running next to

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<v Speaker 1>his car as he waves at him. Like Muhammad Ali,

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<v Speaker 1>big old titties bouncing, They're so happy. No, his whole

0:28:11.160 --> 0:28:13.480
<v Speaker 1>ship was like he was given he was doing like

0:28:13.640 --> 0:28:17.399
<v Speaker 1>titty jobs in America, but back in his home I

0:28:17.400 --> 0:28:20.080
<v Speaker 1>think he was Ghanaian. I think back in Ghana he

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<v Speaker 1>was doing breast reductions. That was his big ship. Was

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<v Speaker 1>like he was helping to resolve, you know, back issues

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<v Speaker 1>and save lives via these breast reductions.

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<v Speaker 2>But I told him it seems great. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No, the videos were horrifying, just mountainous women, uh who

0:28:45.120 --> 0:28:48.120
<v Speaker 1>looked like they were in agony. Truly, it was he

0:28:48.200 --> 0:28:52.080
<v Speaker 1>was doing positive work, but it was this insane thing

0:28:52.120 --> 0:28:56.400
<v Speaker 1>of like I'm here to get my acne resolved, and

0:28:56.440 --> 0:28:59.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm just watching video after video of this man in

0:28:59.600 --> 0:29:02.400
<v Speaker 1>the three peace suit talking about how good of work

0:29:02.440 --> 0:29:06.280
<v Speaker 1>he's doing back in his home country, and it just

0:29:06.320 --> 0:29:12.560
<v Speaker 1>felt crazy. You knowland Yeah because he taking them titties back.

0:29:13.080 --> 0:29:25.240
<v Speaker 2>No, because they got big as mama mama milkers. But

0:29:25.480 --> 0:29:27.440
<v Speaker 2>that is that is insane.

0:29:27.960 --> 0:29:30.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't want a flashy doctor, I think, is my point.

0:29:30.800 --> 0:29:37.240
<v Speaker 1>But more importantly, I I guess I I see how

0:29:37.720 --> 0:29:40.640
<v Speaker 1>sort of like intentional this commercial seems.

0:29:41.120 --> 0:29:41.760
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what I mean?

0:29:41.880 --> 0:29:45.640
<v Speaker 1>Like, if nothing else it seems like they are targeting

0:29:46.000 --> 0:29:49.840
<v Speaker 1>a group when they get John Legend to be the

0:29:49.960 --> 0:29:53.440
<v Speaker 1>voice of Pfizer, and I wonder what that what that

0:29:53.600 --> 0:29:56.760
<v Speaker 1>specific group is, and what Dylan is saying doesn't feel

0:29:56.800 --> 0:29:57.720
<v Speaker 1>that off base to me.

0:29:58.320 --> 0:30:01.040
<v Speaker 2>I think for sure. I think for sure. I mean

0:30:01.080 --> 0:30:04.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't know the weights of flu shots

0:30:05.040 --> 0:30:08.680
<v Speaker 2>within black people women specifically, but it does feel like

0:30:08.720 --> 0:30:12.840
<v Speaker 2>a considered effort, which feels dark to me. I don't

0:30:12.840 --> 0:30:16.680
<v Speaker 2>want my listen. I'm fine celebrities or shills there whoors

0:30:16.880 --> 0:30:20.360
<v Speaker 2>that's the point of the job. Yeah, sell me Coca Cola,

0:30:20.520 --> 0:30:24.200
<v Speaker 2>don't tell me. Don't tell me to get a shot.

0:30:24.960 --> 0:30:29.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think it's crazy, right because, like, on one end,

0:30:29.880 --> 0:30:32.680
<v Speaker 1>I one hundred percent agree, we're gonna have to sell things,

0:30:33.080 --> 0:30:35.480
<v Speaker 1>and it's part of the nature of the beast. Truly,

0:30:35.560 --> 0:30:41.160
<v Speaker 1>every fucking entertainment conglomerate is owned by a financial institution

0:30:41.560 --> 0:30:45.239
<v Speaker 1>or tech and so like you are eventually going to

0:30:45.280 --> 0:30:48.520
<v Speaker 1>have to sell out. There's no exemption to that, exception

0:30:48.640 --> 0:30:51.920
<v Speaker 1>to that rather, but on the flip side, you can

0:30:52.040 --> 0:30:56.080
<v Speaker 1>make choices. You don't gotta be. You don't gotta be

0:30:56.480 --> 0:30:59.600
<v Speaker 1>John Legend telling me to go get a phizor shot.

0:31:00.880 --> 0:31:03.480
<v Speaker 1>That seems crazy.

0:31:03.760 --> 0:31:05.320
<v Speaker 2>I would respect it more if you tell me to

0:31:05.320 --> 0:31:10.200
<v Speaker 2>get viagra. Hmmm, that would be cool.

0:31:10.600 --> 0:31:12.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Why what's the difference for you?

0:31:13.600 --> 0:31:15.240
<v Speaker 2>That's not like a medical necessity.

0:31:16.040 --> 0:31:18.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh you're saying if you want to fuck around over here,

0:31:18.800 --> 0:31:20.400
<v Speaker 1>come on and fuck around over here.

0:31:20.840 --> 0:31:22.960
<v Speaker 2>He should have been in your big titty doctor's office

0:31:23.000 --> 0:31:26.400
<v Speaker 2>like that. That is fine for me. I get that.

0:31:26.880 --> 0:31:29.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think that's maybe that's a good rule of thumb.

0:31:30.440 --> 0:31:35.120
<v Speaker 1>Celebrities should only be allowed to endorse voluntary medicines, not

0:31:35.320 --> 0:31:38.040
<v Speaker 1>ones that are meant to be like for real life changing.

0:31:38.880 --> 0:31:42.040
<v Speaker 2>I think that. I think that's great. Olivia says. Travis

0:31:42.120 --> 0:31:47.120
<v Speaker 2>Kelce is the spokesperson too a Pfizer. Yeah, for the

0:31:47.120 --> 0:31:49.200
<v Speaker 2>flu shots, I guess. And that makes sense.

0:31:49.280 --> 0:31:53.480
<v Speaker 1>If you need to get black people on board, black

0:31:53.520 --> 0:31:56.440
<v Speaker 1>women on board, you go John Legend because they don't

0:31:56.480 --> 0:32:00.400
<v Speaker 1>know who black women actually find sexy anymore. And then

0:32:00.480 --> 0:32:03.520
<v Speaker 1>on the flip you get Travis Kelsey, who white people

0:32:03.680 --> 0:32:06.920
<v Speaker 1>have deemed very sexy, even though he's trying his hardest

0:32:06.960 --> 0:32:07.400
<v Speaker 1>not to be.

0:32:08.640 --> 0:32:13.480
<v Speaker 2>Damn all right, but did you see what he did

0:32:13.520 --> 0:32:17.040
<v Speaker 2>to himself? No? I don't, I bro, I'm not watching

0:32:17.080 --> 0:32:20.400
<v Speaker 2>any football this year. Oh really, I cut the cord.

0:32:20.920 --> 0:32:23.560
<v Speaker 1>WHA Is this like a political stance or are you

0:32:23.760 --> 0:32:26.120
<v Speaker 1>just like I can't keep buying into this.

0:32:26.760 --> 0:32:29.480
<v Speaker 2>I just can't. I just I just don't care anymore.

0:32:30.520 --> 0:32:34.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh Travis, Well, then you should know Travis kelcey upon

0:32:34.520 --> 0:32:38.880
<v Speaker 1>sort of like pre Taylor Swift. Obviously he was getting

0:32:39.080 --> 0:32:42.680
<v Speaker 1>like a high fade and oh yeah, I remember that

0:32:43.120 --> 0:32:45.480
<v Speaker 1>was swagged out and shit. And now he looks like

0:32:45.520 --> 0:32:49.600
<v Speaker 1>a cop. He just fully has transformed into like a

0:32:49.680 --> 0:32:54.240
<v Speaker 1>thick mustache, no beard. He don't get his fade the

0:32:54.280 --> 0:32:57.080
<v Speaker 1>way he used to anymore. He just truly has been

0:32:57.160 --> 0:32:59.200
<v Speaker 1>like I am I am a white man and I

0:32:59.240 --> 0:33:00.400
<v Speaker 1>should have been the whole time.

0:33:00.760 --> 0:33:02.120
<v Speaker 2>So he's like the white guys you went to high

0:33:02.120 --> 0:33:03.360
<v Speaker 2>school with. Yep.

0:33:04.160 --> 0:33:06.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, where he just grew up and was like, I'm

0:33:06.800 --> 0:33:09.320
<v Speaker 1>a decent white man. I don't know what that phase was.

0:33:09.400 --> 0:33:10.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm never gonna talk about it again.

0:33:11.400 --> 0:33:13.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he puts down to Sean John.

0:33:17.400 --> 0:33:24.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna retire this, and not for the reasons you think. Yeah,

0:33:24.160 --> 0:33:28.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm cool with piff Daddy. I just I just can't

0:33:28.400 --> 0:33:37.160
<v Speaker 1>wear it anymore because I'm like, we have to start

0:33:37.200 --> 0:33:40.520
<v Speaker 1>to Steal Tour. We're very excited about it. I'm not

0:33:40.560 --> 0:33:43.560
<v Speaker 1>about to bite my tongue. We want to sell it

0:33:43.600 --> 0:33:46.240
<v Speaker 1>out and the dates are coming up fast, and so

0:33:46.320 --> 0:33:48.120
<v Speaker 1>if you live in one of these areas, we want

0:33:48.160 --> 0:33:51.080
<v Speaker 1>you to buy your tickets now. It's all available on

0:33:51.120 --> 0:33:55.400
<v Speaker 1>our instagrams, on our websites, on our link tree. But

0:33:55.560 --> 0:33:59.240
<v Speaker 1>you can see us in Washington, DC on October tenth, Detroit,

0:33:59.280 --> 0:34:04.360
<v Speaker 1>Michigan on our October twelfth, Chicago October thirteenth, October seventeenth,

0:34:04.360 --> 0:34:08.839
<v Speaker 1>We're in La in Hollywood, will be in Atlanta on Halloween,

0:34:08.960 --> 0:34:12.040
<v Speaker 1>October thirty. First, we want y'all to come out. We

0:34:12.080 --> 0:34:15.040
<v Speaker 1>want y'all to kick it. We will be doing our

0:34:15.280 --> 0:34:19.320
<v Speaker 1>coveted live show with special guests, with just me and David.

0:34:19.360 --> 0:34:22.480
<v Speaker 1>Depending on the city, it'll be a great time all

0:34:22.600 --> 0:34:25.160
<v Speaker 1>that meet and greets. You think Chris Brown has a

0:34:25.200 --> 0:34:26.360
<v Speaker 1>good meet and greet.

0:34:26.760 --> 0:34:31.440
<v Speaker 3>Bro, let's be clear, I'll take a weird picture with

0:34:31.520 --> 0:34:34.439
<v Speaker 3>you for free.

0:34:35.920 --> 0:34:38.920
<v Speaker 2>Olivia also says black men may have better health outcomes

0:34:38.920 --> 0:34:42.719
<v Speaker 2>when treated by black doctors. It's proven through various studies.

0:34:43.480 --> 0:34:45.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I do think that that's true, but I

0:34:45.920 --> 0:34:49.840
<v Speaker 2>think that's like because we think so little of women

0:34:49.920 --> 0:34:50.560
<v Speaker 2>in this place.

0:34:51.320 --> 0:34:55.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my issue with the medical field because I similarly

0:34:55.560 --> 0:34:58.319
<v Speaker 1>have a lot of wariness around the doctor. I think

0:34:58.360 --> 0:35:03.759
<v Speaker 1>my issue is more the compartmentalization of the doctor. Like,

0:35:03.960 --> 0:35:08.160
<v Speaker 1>if I'm experiencing something, the only way I can I

0:35:08.200 --> 0:35:11.480
<v Speaker 1>can even go and get the help that I need

0:35:11.520 --> 0:35:16.239
<v Speaker 1>is to go through my my general practitioner, ask you

0:35:16.320 --> 0:35:18.879
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean, like main person, and then they

0:35:18.960 --> 0:35:21.480
<v Speaker 1>send me to the next person. And it's like, Bro,

0:35:21.560 --> 0:35:23.880
<v Speaker 1>if I'm really in pain or I'm really suffering or

0:35:23.920 --> 0:35:26.720
<v Speaker 1>whatever it is, I just need to see a guy

0:35:26.880 --> 0:35:29.360
<v Speaker 1>to fix or a lady to fix this. I don't

0:35:29.760 --> 0:35:32.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to have to take steps to take steps.

0:35:32.080 --> 0:35:35.400
<v Speaker 2>That sucks. Yeah, that is also difficult. I needed to

0:35:35.400 --> 0:35:37.560
<v Speaker 2>get a seapat machine because I have really bad sleep

0:35:37.600 --> 0:35:40.880
<v Speaker 2>avenue and this shit took like five months. That's nuts.

0:35:41.040 --> 0:35:43.080
<v Speaker 2>We got to get these rich people doctors, is that's

0:35:43.120 --> 0:35:45.400
<v Speaker 2>what Do'll say? Put me onto that. She said, all

0:35:45.440 --> 0:35:48.839
<v Speaker 2>the good doctors. It's like referrals only. Yeah.

0:35:49.000 --> 0:35:51.000
<v Speaker 1>No, I think if you can nail down one of

0:35:51.040 --> 0:35:53.800
<v Speaker 1>them rich people doctors, you get whatever you want, whenever

0:35:53.840 --> 0:35:54.920
<v Speaker 1>you want it kind of thing.

0:35:55.440 --> 0:35:58.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Yeah, you can call them at home. But all that,

0:35:59.680 --> 0:36:03.960
<v Speaker 2>all that just say I think that this conspiracy. I

0:36:03.960 --> 0:36:07.160
<v Speaker 2>think this is pretty plausible. I don't know about the

0:36:07.200 --> 0:36:12.200
<v Speaker 2>reasoning so much. Is like when you go to things

0:36:12.400 --> 0:36:18.759
<v Speaker 2>like this, I think the reasoning, at least behind companies

0:36:19.440 --> 0:36:21.920
<v Speaker 2>is always just more money. I don't think it's like

0:36:22.560 --> 0:36:25.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't think I don't think it's ever deeper than that.

0:36:25.440 --> 0:36:27.279
<v Speaker 2>I think maybe they got like, oh, black people don't

0:36:27.280 --> 0:36:29.000
<v Speaker 2>get flu shots? Who do the blacks?

0:36:29.120 --> 0:36:32.680
<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, yeah, you're saying it didn't It didn't have

0:36:32.760 --> 0:36:33.759
<v Speaker 1>to be deeper than that.

0:36:33.920 --> 0:36:38.560
<v Speaker 2>It just they needed a guy. And John Legend makes sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:36:38.600 --> 0:36:41.440
<v Speaker 2>he was. He was gonna take the check that I

0:36:41.760 --> 0:36:42.719
<v Speaker 2>don't disagree with that.

0:36:42.760 --> 0:36:46.560
<v Speaker 1>I do think sometimes we put a weight to things

0:36:46.680 --> 0:36:50.759
<v Speaker 1>that maybe don't need or or don't exist. Like I

0:36:50.760 --> 0:36:54.240
<v Speaker 1>don't think that sometimes we give white people, and certainly

0:36:54.320 --> 0:36:57.200
<v Speaker 1>evil white people, more credit than they deserve. They're not

0:36:57.360 --> 0:37:00.960
<v Speaker 1>brilliant masterminds. More often than not, they're just due who

0:37:00.960 --> 0:37:02.919
<v Speaker 1>are Like, I bet I could get richer if John

0:37:03.000 --> 0:37:07.120
<v Speaker 1>Legend pretended to have gotten a flu shot. That said,

0:37:07.760 --> 0:37:11.040
<v Speaker 1>I do think they start to recognize the benefits of

0:37:11.120 --> 0:37:14.520
<v Speaker 1>certain things. And I do think that like it may

0:37:14.560 --> 0:37:17.320
<v Speaker 1>not have been the original plan to create this dissension

0:37:17.360 --> 0:37:20.640
<v Speaker 1>at home, but certainly I think they recognize, like, oh,

0:37:21.000 --> 0:37:23.319
<v Speaker 1>it seems like they're fighting a little bit about this.

0:37:23.480 --> 0:37:27.040
<v Speaker 1>Maybe we should do a couple more of those, just

0:37:27.080 --> 0:37:29.799
<v Speaker 1>to see what that does. So I don't know that

0:37:29.840 --> 0:37:31.759
<v Speaker 1>it was the original plan, but I don't think they're

0:37:31.760 --> 0:37:32.760
<v Speaker 1>mad at the payoff.

0:37:34.080 --> 0:37:38.440
<v Speaker 2>And here's the worst part for me it's fucked up

0:37:38.440 --> 0:37:42.959
<v Speaker 2>as a system is I do think that more black

0:37:43.000 --> 0:37:46.200
<v Speaker 2>people going to the doctor is better than that, No.

0:37:46.480 --> 0:37:51.920
<v Speaker 1>One hundred and Frankly, I think that whatever our fears

0:37:51.960 --> 0:37:58.320
<v Speaker 1>are relating to certain medical practices or certain medical experiences,

0:37:59.080 --> 0:38:01.640
<v Speaker 1>I think the flush ain't where they're gonna get.

0:38:01.560 --> 0:38:03.239
<v Speaker 2>Us, do you know what I mean that?

0:38:03.400 --> 0:38:06.080
<v Speaker 1>Like, at the end of the day, we have a

0:38:06.320 --> 0:38:12.520
<v Speaker 1>very legitimate reason to fear our relationship with medicine because

0:38:12.560 --> 0:38:15.160
<v Speaker 1>of the history of this country. But I don't think

0:38:15.200 --> 0:38:17.759
<v Speaker 1>they're aiming for us via the flu shot. I don't

0:38:17.760 --> 0:38:20.839
<v Speaker 1>think they're aiming for us via COVID. I think they're

0:38:20.880 --> 0:38:24.760
<v Speaker 1>gonna be aiming for us much honestly, much closer to home,

0:38:25.200 --> 0:38:28.560
<v Speaker 1>with like the foods that we eat, the types of

0:38:28.719 --> 0:38:32.960
<v Speaker 1>recommendations or care that they offer, when problems start to

0:38:33.040 --> 0:38:37.040
<v Speaker 1>occur inside of families, right that, Like, they will recognize

0:38:37.040 --> 0:38:40.839
<v Speaker 1>to your point about your medical experience, They will recognize

0:38:41.160 --> 0:38:46.320
<v Speaker 1>a family history of certain ailments or diseases or disorders

0:38:46.600 --> 0:38:49.919
<v Speaker 1>and say nothing because they do not see you as

0:38:49.960 --> 0:38:53.160
<v Speaker 1>a potential person worth saving.

0:38:53.920 --> 0:38:56.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I hate that.

0:39:01.640 --> 0:39:04.000
<v Speaker 1>It's the crazy part because they asked you to fill

0:39:04.040 --> 0:39:05.880
<v Speaker 1>out these charts and you go, I do you have

0:39:05.920 --> 0:39:09.600
<v Speaker 1>any use of such and such heart disease, diabetes, whatever?

0:39:10.000 --> 0:39:12.480
<v Speaker 1>And I think we fill out those forms and they're like, nigga,

0:39:12.480 --> 0:39:15.160
<v Speaker 1>I ain't reading this ship. Yeah, fun out of here,

0:39:15.320 --> 0:39:16.640
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean? Like, I think it's that

0:39:16.880 --> 0:39:19.879
<v Speaker 1>energy that's truly where medicine is hurting us more than

0:39:20.040 --> 0:39:25.240
<v Speaker 1>like we're gonna put fucking promenthesine in their flute shot

0:39:25.320 --> 0:39:27.080
<v Speaker 1>and make them sleepy audit.

0:39:26.840 --> 0:39:29.160
<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean? Like, I don't think it's that. Man,

0:39:29.960 --> 0:39:36.520
<v Speaker 2>this one it really bumped out. It started off fun.

0:39:36.680 --> 0:39:43.279
<v Speaker 1>I'd say, oh no, oh no, you're behind the curtain.

0:39:46.840 --> 0:39:49.560
<v Speaker 2>Here and listening to the ordinary people. I was gonna

0:39:49.680 --> 0:39:52.640
<v Speaker 2>I was I was gonna queue it up so that

0:39:53.000 --> 0:39:55.600
<v Speaker 2>I could just play the part we say, we're just

0:39:55.760 --> 0:39:59.680
<v Speaker 2>on I thought that would be really funny, and then

0:40:00.840 --> 0:40:04.560
<v Speaker 2>n on Computer was like, hey look at him. Look, look, look,

0:40:04.600 --> 0:40:06.560
<v Speaker 2>look what are you doing over here? Watch this dumb

0:40:06.640 --> 0:40:08.919
<v Speaker 2>ass video Black or White Man.

0:40:08.960 --> 0:40:11.239
<v Speaker 1>I thought he was a genius when that start. I

0:40:11.320 --> 0:40:13.160
<v Speaker 1>was like, man, John Legend, is it?

0:40:13.760 --> 0:40:17.040
<v Speaker 2>He would? Man? Okay, here's what I will say. I

0:40:17.200 --> 0:40:22.520
<v Speaker 2>think he was marketed to us that way, in the

0:40:22.560 --> 0:40:24.759
<v Speaker 2>same way that we've talked about it before. There was

0:40:24.800 --> 0:40:28.839
<v Speaker 2>that whole genre of neo soul type of shit. It

0:40:28.880 --> 0:40:34.240
<v Speaker 2>was like, are you smart listen to John Legend? Yeah? Yeah.

0:40:34.640 --> 0:40:36.800
<v Speaker 2>If you're dumb, dumb, just trying to get some ass,

0:40:36.840 --> 0:40:39.240
<v Speaker 2>you'd listen to Jaheen. But if you're.

0:40:39.120 --> 0:40:42.120
<v Speaker 1>Really trying to if you're really trying to grow with

0:40:42.200 --> 0:40:44.600
<v Speaker 1>your lady, you gotta listen to some John Legend.

0:40:45.040 --> 0:40:56.000
<v Speaker 2>Like if you want some pussy, listen to Tank. Yeah.

0:40:56.640 --> 0:41:00.319
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, Yeah, I do think that's true. I think

0:41:00.320 --> 0:41:02.560
<v Speaker 1>he was sort of like meant to be this elevated

0:41:02.719 --> 0:41:06.279
<v Speaker 1>artist because he could play the piano and was sort

0:41:06.280 --> 0:41:09.480
<v Speaker 1>of like had a you know, a quality of self

0:41:09.560 --> 0:41:13.480
<v Speaker 1>seriousness about what he was doing that they really sold

0:41:13.520 --> 0:41:18.239
<v Speaker 1>to us. Yeah, and now he's selling visor and that

0:41:18.800 --> 0:41:22.319
<v Speaker 1>I think maybe proves Dylan's point even more that like

0:41:23.400 --> 0:41:27.319
<v Speaker 1>they made him a very legitimate person who we were

0:41:27.360 --> 0:41:32.360
<v Speaker 1>meant to take seriously on matters of love and care

0:41:32.560 --> 0:41:35.440
<v Speaker 1>and being what it meant to be intimate. And now

0:41:35.800 --> 0:41:39.680
<v Speaker 1>he is a mouthpiece often for like the Democratic Party.

0:41:40.120 --> 0:41:43.960
<v Speaker 1>He's very happy to volunteer himself for all kinds of products,

0:41:44.320 --> 0:41:48.520
<v Speaker 1>and one of the scariest of that list is fucking

0:41:48.600 --> 0:41:49.480
<v Speaker 1>flu shots.

0:41:49.880 --> 0:41:52.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Man, well there's no guys, you won't hear us

0:41:52.640 --> 0:41:56.080
<v Speaker 2>doing that. But funny fact, if you want to sponsor

0:41:56.120 --> 0:42:00.600
<v Speaker 2>this shit, get at your boys. Have you done a

0:42:00.600 --> 0:42:05.680
<v Speaker 2>honey pack? No? But are you taking one? No? Have you? No? No?

0:42:06.440 --> 0:42:08.960
<v Speaker 2>I took I took what was? I took a blue

0:42:09.000 --> 0:42:11.360
<v Speaker 2>shoe once a couple of years ago. It didn't work. Actually,

0:42:11.480 --> 0:42:13.760
<v Speaker 2>oh really I didn't even need it. I just somebody

0:42:13.760 --> 0:42:16.680
<v Speaker 2>gave me when I was like, see, yeah, I never

0:42:16.760 --> 0:42:18.120
<v Speaker 2>needed to be more horny.

0:42:18.440 --> 0:42:23.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm doing pretty good just off of just a

0:42:23.800 --> 0:42:26.960
<v Speaker 1>raw elements inside the body, you know what I mean.

0:42:31.280 --> 0:42:34.640
<v Speaker 2>It's one of the levels I've maintained a very high.

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<v Speaker 1>If anything, I can use a horny suppressor. If there's

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<v Speaker 1>anything out there that does that, you need like a

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<v Speaker 1>honeypack silencer, where's that?

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<v Speaker 2>Where's that? How come they don't have like a medicine

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<v Speaker 2>for those of us who get too horny throughout Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you can take away my horny from nine to five pm.

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<v Speaker 2>I would get so much done.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro, if there was a way to make me not

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<v Speaker 1>horny when I'm trying to get real work done, I

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<v Speaker 1>would mayn I would cruise.

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<v Speaker 2>It would be grown. I'd be an addict. That's my

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<v Speaker 2>limitless pill.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the opposite of honey? Let's do a vinegar pack

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<v Speaker 1>for all you boys out there that are too horned up.

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<v Speaker 1>Just just rock hard while you're trying to focus on

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<v Speaker 1>your your work. We were handing out vinegar packs, and

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<v Speaker 1>we're getting you right, We're getting you you sick of

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<v Speaker 1>getting sin of getting rocked up at home? Depot a

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<v Speaker 1>Vinnie pack. Oh yeah, we're telling mini PACs. Baby, this

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<v Speaker 1>is a million dollar idea. I think we can get

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<v Speaker 1>some money, dude. I think I think this is huge.

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<v Speaker 1>If yeah, if anybody out there is is uh investor,

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<v Speaker 1>if anybody is sort of tied to any secret fortunes

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<v Speaker 1>that they're willing to waste on solid ideas that we

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<v Speaker 1>haven't thought through much, send it all here because we

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<v Speaker 1>got a good idea with these Vinnie packs.

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<v Speaker 2>There we go. I think we did it. This is it,

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<v Speaker 2>that was it.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't take our second commercial, but justin please forgive us.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. We're trying to invest and honestly we

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<v Speaker 2>are just you failed. You almost at it and so crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>That would have gone crazy if I teed it up perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>God damn it.

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<v Speaker 1>He can cut the fat off the front. If he

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<v Speaker 1>cares about you, he'll do it all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, because I'm going to be in bed thinking about

0:44:56.800 --> 0:44:59.120
<v Speaker 2>that at night. Yeah. No, you just know. I know

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<v Speaker 2>you fucked up. Is that retaliation for the topless picture?

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<v Speaker 2>I get it? I am just I gotta go. Oh man, Langston,

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<v Speaker 2>do you want to tell the people where you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be at? More cool things you're going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>You you can follow me at Langston Kerman on all

0:45:33.440 --> 0:45:37.040
<v Speaker 1>social media platforms and uh and you can see me

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<v Speaker 1>on tour with David. It's to start the Steal tour.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe this episode is right before the tour kicks off,

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<v Speaker 1>the release and we are fucking pumped. D C than Detroit, the.

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<v Speaker 2>Detroit, come out, don't think about it, come out, Bring

0:45:55.280 --> 0:45:57.400
<v Speaker 2>everybody you love bring some people you hate.

0:45:58.000 --> 0:46:01.960
<v Speaker 1>Detroit stopped playing with us. Come on, Mel Mitchell, Mel

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<v Speaker 1>Mitchell's gonna be there.

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<v Speaker 2>Leah Vernon's gonna be there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an insane lineup of folks. It's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>a very good time. We would like for you to

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<v Speaker 1>be there. Please come out more importantly, not more importantly,

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<v Speaker 1>but the entire tour is going to be crazy. So

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't live in Detroit, Chicago, or DC, there's

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<v Speaker 1>plenty of opportunities to come see us, and we want

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<v Speaker 1>to see you out there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly what you got? Cool guy jokes eighty seven

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<v Speaker 2>on Instagram, Patreon, dot com, backslash, David Bori D A

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<v Speaker 2>v I, D G B O r I E. Go

0:46:37.360 --> 0:46:39.799
<v Speaker 2>on there. It's like sixty five videos. Now you could

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<v Speaker 2>buy my special Birth of a Nation. It's very funny.

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<v Speaker 2>And then, yeah, come see us on tour. Oh. Also

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<v Speaker 2>October twenty fourth through twenty seventh, I'm going to be

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<v Speaker 2>its rooster T Feathers in sunny Vale, California, working on

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<v Speaker 2>this new hour that is there. All right, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>talk to you for an hour. Yeah, some of it good,

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<v Speaker 2>some of it untested. That's okay. You'll get the testing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, that's all I got.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, as always you can you you should send

0:47:14.719 --> 0:47:17.840
<v Speaker 1>us your drops, your own conspiracies if you want to

0:47:17.880 --> 0:47:22.080
<v Speaker 1>tell us how we can we can find some investors

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<v Speaker 1>for our Vintie pack. Send it all to my mama

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