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Speaker 1: our link tree. But you can see us in Washington,

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Speaker 1: October thirteenth. October seventeenth, we're in La in Hollywood, We'll

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Speaker 1: be in Atlanta on Halloween, October thirty.

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Speaker 2: First.

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Speaker 1: We want y'all to come out. We want y'all to

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Speaker 1: kick it. We will be doing our coveted live show

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Speaker 1: with special guests, with just me and David. Depending on

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Speaker 1: the city, it'll be a great time. All that meet

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Speaker 1: and greets. You've been Chris Brown as a good meet

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 3: Let's be clear, I'll take a weird picture with you

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Speaker 2: Do you want to say with the pictures we said

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Speaker 2: find as hell that's not the issue. We're both in relationships.

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Speaker 2: We can't be getting late night pictures of women. And

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Speaker 2: that's all I'm going to say. You're stressing David out.

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Speaker 2: Me myself. I can handle it.

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Speaker 1: You do whatever you need to do, but you're stressing

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got the I got the email up on

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Speaker 2: my phone. I'm checking it in bed. It complicates things.

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Speaker 2: Olivia says, I don't want to see it. Okay, Well

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Speaker 2: I guess I'm out voted. Uh, and that's fine. I

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Speaker 2: it to Langston personally. Why aren't you an addressing no

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Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, let's just pump the brakes. It's a lot

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Speaker 1: easier to explain it when it's a group email and not.

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Speaker 2: Not my personal collection. Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Quality bears are racist?

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Speaker 1: The money stuff.

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Speaker 2: I can't tell me who wants to sex Matumbo? There

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome little mamas and gentiles alike to

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Speaker 1: another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told me.

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Speaker 2: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 2: black conspiracy theories and.

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Speaker 1: We finally work to prove that Nell Carter died a

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Speaker 1: generation too early to be celebrated for the badass big

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Speaker 1: Nell Carter was a battie and they spent a lot

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Speaker 2: we will hit. We will hit if Yeah, I've been

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Speaker 2: heaven listening. Willit wit? No? God, bless you, God, bless you,

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Speaker 2: Because here's how I always viewed it before. The difference

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Speaker 1: Oh, where hey, I got it sixty percent though you're

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Speaker 2: Because my thing is I was bad at school. But

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Speaker 1: some of my most joyous moments were making fun of

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Speaker 1: the extensive failures of my peers, just being like, you

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Speaker 2: Bro That happened to me once too, and it was awful.

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Speaker 2: It was my junior year, and I remember sophomore year.

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Speaker 2: I remember you had to run all practice and then

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Speaker 1: And frankly, you keeping me here running is not gonna

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Speaker 2: I think if you were a good coach, you would

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Speaker 1: I needed more help than than you yelling, Uh you

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Speaker 2: Otherwise you're just a man.

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Speaker 1: Yelling at me, a man yelling at me for frankly,

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Speaker 2: what up? What up there? Boy? You got a future?

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Speaker 2: Man, what a time when we have the defect to Baltimore.

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Speaker 2: But now I want to hear you talk. No, it's tough.

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Speaker 1: It's tough hearing that mushmouth man speak that said, we're

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Speaker 1: not here to talk about Shannon Sharp or football or basketball. Frankly,

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Speaker 1: we have an email. Uh it's a Langston David episode

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Speaker 1: of David Langston episode. We we we're gonna talk some ship,

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Speaker 1: possibilities that that come from this salacious email.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 1: It's subject line reads, fuck is Fizer on.

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Speaker 2: Which great, great great? I'm in.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's a good way to start an email.

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Speaker 1: I like when they start with fuck you know what

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Speaker 1: Dylan sent us a message. He said, greetings and salutations

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Uh, I'm not a Spanish speaker, Olivia.

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Speaker 2: That was for you, anyway.

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Speaker 1: Uh, it ain't got nothing to do with us. I

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Speaker 2: The song is called ordinary People. You regular, my nigga,

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Speaker 2: And again, yeah, you don't gotta be fine to sing,

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Speaker 2: What is this podcast? We can't agree on what Jonathan

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Speaker 2: This is awful. What a terrible thing that's happening. I

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Speaker 1: If I know, if I funk around and get jacked,

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Speaker 1: Damn one minor point I do want to make. That's

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 3: Let's be clear, I'll take a weird picture with you

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Speaker 2: You raggedy bitch, and you ain't shit niggas. We are

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Speaker 2: better commercially. Yeah, yeah, I like we're discussing Pfizer, John Legend,

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Speaker 1: What I think Dylan is suggesting is that John Legend

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Speaker 1: and the plastic surgeon had like massive screens that played

436
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,880
Speaker 1: these videos of like the heroic work that this man

437
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 1: was doing all over not only America, but back he

438
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 1: was African, and he would go.

439
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:21,200
Speaker 2: Back in Nigeria and giving him big ass titties. Yeah,

440
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:25,640
Speaker 2: I brings to my village. You know what it was

441
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:46,159
Speaker 2: for you, for you queen, But it was like it

442
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 2: was like one of those five sets of Day videos.

443
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 2: But the kid just as huge.

444
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 1: It's just it's just big titty kids running next to

445
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,160
Speaker 1: his car as he waves at him. Like Muhammad Ali,

446
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:11,120
Speaker 1: big old titties bouncing, They're so happy. No, his whole

447
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 1: ship was like he was given he was doing like

448
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 1: titty jobs in America, but back in his home I

449
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 1: think he was Ghanaian. I think back in Ghana he

450
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,239
Speaker 1: was doing breast reductions. That was his big ship. Was

451
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 1: like he was helping to resolve, you know, back issues

452
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 1: and save lives via these breast reductions.

453
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 2: But I told him it seems great. Yeah.

454
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 1: No, the videos were horrifying, just mountainous women, uh who

455
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 1: looked like they were in agony. Truly, it was he

456
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 1: was doing positive work, but it was this insane thing

457
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 1: of like I'm here to get my acne resolved, and

458
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 1: I'm just watching video after video of this man in

459
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 1: the three peace suit talking about how good of work

460
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 1: he's doing back in his home country, and it just

461
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 1: felt crazy. You knowland Yeah because he taking them titties back.

462
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 2: No, because they got big as mama mama milkers. But

463
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 2: that is that is insane.

464
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,720
Speaker 1: I don't want a flashy doctor, I think, is my point.

465
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 1: But more importantly, I I guess I I see how

466
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 1: sort of like intentional this commercial seems.

467
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?

468
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 1: Like, if nothing else it seems like they are targeting

469
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 1: a group when they get John Legend to be the

470
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 1: voice of Pfizer, and I wonder what that what that

471
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 1: specific group is, and what Dylan is saying doesn't feel

472
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 1: that off base to me.

473
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 2: I think for sure. I think for sure. I mean

474
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know the weights of flu shots

475
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 2: within black people women specifically, but it does feel like

476
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 2: a considered effort, which feels dark to me. I don't

477
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 2: want my listen. I'm fine celebrities or shills there whoors

478
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 2: that's the point of the job. Yeah, sell me Coca Cola,

479
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 2: don't tell me. Don't tell me to get a shot.

480
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's crazy, right because, like, on one end,

481
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: I one hundred percent agree, we're gonna have to sell things,

482
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 1: and it's part of the nature of the beast. Truly,

483
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: every fucking entertainment conglomerate is owned by a financial institution

484
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:45,239
Speaker 1: or tech and so like you are eventually going to

485
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 1: have to sell out. There's no exemption to that, exception

486
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 1: to that rather, but on the flip side, you can

487
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 1: make choices. You don't gotta be. You don't gotta be

488
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 1: John Legend telling me to go get a phizor shot.

489
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 1: That seems crazy.

490
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 2: I would respect it more if you tell me to

491
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 2: get viagra. Hmmm, that would be cool.

492
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, Why what's the difference for you?

493
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 2: That's not like a medical necessity.

494
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: Oh you're saying if you want to fuck around over here,

495
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 1: come on and fuck around over here.

496
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 2: He should have been in your big titty doctor's office

497
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 2: like that. That is fine for me. I get that.

498
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's maybe that's a good rule of thumb.

499
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 1: Celebrities should only be allowed to endorse voluntary medicines, not

500
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: ones that are meant to be like for real life changing.

501
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 2: I think that. I think that's great. Olivia says. Travis

502
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 2: Kelce is the spokesperson too a Pfizer. Yeah, for the

503
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 2: flu shots, I guess. And that makes sense.

504
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 1: If you need to get black people on board, black

505
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: women on board, you go John Legend because they don't

506
00:31:56,480 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 1: know who black women actually find sexy anymore. And then

507
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: on the flip you get Travis Kelsey, who white people

508
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 1: have deemed very sexy, even though he's trying his hardest

509
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 1: not to be.

510
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 2: Damn all right, but did you see what he did

511
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 2: to himself? No? I don't, I bro, I'm not watching

512
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 2: any football this year. Oh really, I cut the cord.

513
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 1: WHA Is this like a political stance or are you

514
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 1: just like I can't keep buying into this.

515
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 2: I just can't. I just I just don't care anymore.

516
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 1: Oh Travis, Well, then you should know Travis kelcey upon

517
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: sort of like pre Taylor Swift. Obviously he was getting

518
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 1: like a high fade and oh yeah, I remember that

519
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 1: was swagged out and shit. And now he looks like

520
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 1: a cop. He just fully has transformed into like a

521
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 1: thick mustache, no beard. He don't get his fade the

522
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: way he used to anymore. He just truly has been

523
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: like I am I am a white man and I

524
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 1: should have been the whole time.

525
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 2: So he's like the white guys you went to high

526
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 2: school with. Yep.

527
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, where he just grew up and was like, I'm

528
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: a decent white man. I don't know what that phase was.

529
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna talk about it again.

530
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, he puts down to Sean John.

531
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna retire this, and not for the reasons you think. Yeah,

532
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 1: I'm cool with piff Daddy. I just I just can't

533
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 1: wear it anymore because I'm like, we have to start

534
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 1: to Steal Tour. We're very excited about it. I'm not

535
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 1: about to bite my tongue. We want to sell it

536
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 1: out and the dates are coming up fast, and so

537
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: if you live in one of these areas, we want

538
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 1: you to buy your tickets now. It's all available on

539
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 1: our instagrams, on our websites, on our link tree. But

540
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: you can see us in Washington, DC on October tenth, Detroit,

541
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 1: Michigan on our October twelfth, Chicago October thirteenth, October seventeenth,

542
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:08,839
Speaker 1: We're in La in Hollywood, will be in Atlanta on Halloween,

543
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 1: October thirty. First, we want y'all to come out. We

544
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 1: want y'all to kick it. We will be doing our

545
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:19,320
Speaker 1: coveted live show with special guests, with just me and David.

546
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 1: Depending on the city, it'll be a great time all

547
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 1: that meet and greets. You think Chris Brown has a

548
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:26,360
Speaker 1: good meet and greet.

549
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 3: Bro, let's be clear, I'll take a weird picture with

550
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:34,439
Speaker 3: you for free.

551
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 2: Olivia also says black men may have better health outcomes

552
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 2: when treated by black doctors. It's proven through various studies.

553
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 2: I mean, I do think that that's true, but I

554
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:49,840
Speaker 2: think that's like because we think so little of women

555
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 2: in this place.

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00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, my issue with the medical field because I similarly

557
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,319
Speaker 1: have a lot of wariness around the doctor. I think

558
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 1: my issue is more the compartmentalization of the doctor. Like,

559
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: if I'm experiencing something, the only way I can I

560
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 1: can even go and get the help that I need

561
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 1: is to go through my my general practitioner, ask you

562
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,879
Speaker 1: know what I mean, like main person, and then they

563
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 1: send me to the next person. And it's like, Bro,

564
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 1: if I'm really in pain or I'm really suffering or

565
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,720
Speaker 1: whatever it is, I just need to see a guy

566
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,360
Speaker 1: to fix or a lady to fix this. I don't

567
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 1: I don't want to have to take steps to take steps.

568
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:35,400
Speaker 2: That sucks. Yeah, that is also difficult. I needed to

569
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 2: get a seapat machine because I have really bad sleep

570
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 2: avenue and this shit took like five months. That's nuts.

571
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 2: We got to get these rich people doctors, is that's

572
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,400
Speaker 2: what Do'll say? Put me onto that. She said, all

573
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:48,839
Speaker 2: the good doctors. It's like referrals only. Yeah.

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00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 1: No, I think if you can nail down one of

575
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,800
Speaker 1: them rich people doctors, you get whatever you want, whenever

576
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:54,920
Speaker 1: you want it kind of thing.

577
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, you can call them at home. But all that,

578
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 2: all that just say I think that this conspiracy. I

579
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 2: think this is pretty plausible. I don't know about the

580
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 2: reasoning so much. Is like when you go to things

581
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 2: like this, I think the reasoning, at least behind companies

582
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 2: is always just more money. I don't think it's like

583
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 2: I don't think I don't think it's ever deeper than that.

584
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 2: I think maybe they got like, oh, black people don't

585
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 2: get flu shots? Who do the blacks?

586
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, yeah, you're saying it didn't It didn't have

587
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:33,759
Speaker 1: to be deeper than that.

588
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 2: It just they needed a guy. And John Legend makes sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

589
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 2: he was. He was gonna take the check that I

590
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 2: don't disagree with that.

591
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 1: I do think sometimes we put a weight to things

592
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 1: that maybe don't need or or don't exist. Like I

593
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:54,240
Speaker 1: don't think that sometimes we give white people, and certainly

594
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: evil white people, more credit than they deserve. They're not

595
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 1: brilliant masterminds. More often than not, they're just due who

596
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,919
Speaker 1: are Like, I bet I could get richer if John

597
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: Legend pretended to have gotten a flu shot. That said,

598
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 1: I do think they start to recognize the benefits of

599
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: certain things. And I do think that like it may

600
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:17,320
Speaker 1: not have been the original plan to create this dissension

601
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 1: at home, but certainly I think they recognize, like, oh,

602
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,319
Speaker 1: it seems like they're fighting a little bit about this.

603
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 1: Maybe we should do a couple more of those, just

604
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 1: to see what that does. So I don't know that

605
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 1: it was the original plan, but I don't think they're

606
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:32,760
Speaker 1: mad at the payoff.

607
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 2: And here's the worst part for me it's fucked up

608
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:42,959
Speaker 2: as a system is I do think that more black

609
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 2: people going to the doctor is better than that, No.

610
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 1: One hundred and Frankly, I think that whatever our fears

611
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:58,320
Speaker 1: are relating to certain medical practices or certain medical experiences,

612
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: I think the flush ain't where they're gonna get.

613
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 2: Us, do you know what I mean that?

614
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 1: Like, at the end of the day, we have a

615
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 1: very legitimate reason to fear our relationship with medicine because

616
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: of the history of this country. But I don't think

617
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: they're aiming for us via the flu shot. I don't

618
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,839
Speaker 1: think they're aiming for us via COVID. I think they're

619
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:24,760
Speaker 1: gonna be aiming for us much honestly, much closer to home,

620
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: with like the foods that we eat, the types of

621
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 1: recommendations or care that they offer, when problems start to

622
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 1: occur inside of families, right that, Like, they will recognize

623
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:40,839
Speaker 1: to your point about your medical experience, They will recognize

624
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:46,320
Speaker 1: a family history of certain ailments or diseases or disorders

625
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:49,919
Speaker 1: and say nothing because they do not see you as

626
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: a potential person worth saving.

627
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate that.

628
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: It's the crazy part because they asked you to fill

629
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 1: out these charts and you go, I do you have

630
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 1: any use of such and such heart disease, diabetes, whatever?

631
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 1: And I think we fill out those forms and they're like, nigga,

632
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: I ain't reading this ship. Yeah, fun out of here,

633
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, I think it's that

634
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:19,879
Speaker 1: energy that's truly where medicine is hurting us more than

635
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:25,240
Speaker 1: like we're gonna put fucking promenthesine in their flute shot

636
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 1: and make them sleepy audit.

637
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, I don't think it's that. Man,

638
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 2: this one it really bumped out. It started off fun.

639
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 1: I'd say, oh no, oh no, you're behind the curtain.

640
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 2: Here and listening to the ordinary people. I was gonna

641
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 2: I was I was gonna queue it up so that

642
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 2: I could just play the part we say, we're just

643
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 2: on I thought that would be really funny, and then

644
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 2: n on Computer was like, hey look at him. Look, look, look,

645
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 2: look what are you doing over here? Watch this dumb

646
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,919
Speaker 2: ass video Black or White Man.

647
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,239
Speaker 1: I thought he was a genius when that start. I

648
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 1: was like, man, John Legend, is it?

649
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 2: He would? Man? Okay, here's what I will say. I

650
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 2: think he was marketed to us that way, in the

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Speaker 2: same way that we've talked about it before. There was

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Speaker 2: that whole genre of neo soul type of shit. It

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Speaker 2: was like, are you smart listen to John Legend? Yeah? Yeah.

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Speaker 2: If you're dumb, dumb, just trying to get some ass,

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Speaker 2: you'd listen to Jaheen. But if you're.

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Speaker 1: Really trying to if you're really trying to grow with

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Speaker 1: your lady, you gotta listen to some John Legend.

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Speaker 2: Like if you want some pussy, listen to Tank. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, Yeah, I do think that's true. I think

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Speaker 1: he was sort of like meant to be this elevated

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Speaker 1: artist because he could play the piano and was sort

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Speaker 1: of like had a you know, a quality of self

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Speaker 1: seriousness about what he was doing that they really sold

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Speaker 1: to us. Yeah, and now he's selling visor and that

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Speaker 1: I think maybe proves Dylan's point even more that like

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Speaker 1: they made him a very legitimate person who we were

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Speaker 1: meant to take seriously on matters of love and care

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Speaker 1: and being what it meant to be intimate. And now

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Speaker 1: he is a mouthpiece often for like the Democratic Party.

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Speaker 1: He's very happy to volunteer himself for all kinds of products,

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Speaker 1: and one of the scariest of that list is fucking

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Speaker 1: flu shots.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Man, well there's no guys, you won't hear us

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Speaker 2: doing that. But funny fact, if you want to sponsor

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Speaker 2: this shit, get at your boys. Have you done a

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Speaker 2: honey pack? No? But are you taking one? No? Have you? No? No?

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Speaker 2: I took I took what was? I took a blue

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Speaker 2: shoe once a couple of years ago. It didn't work. Actually,

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Speaker 2: oh really I didn't even need it. I just somebody

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Speaker 2: gave me when I was like, see, yeah, I never

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Speaker 2: needed to be more horny.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm doing pretty good just off of just a

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Speaker 1: raw elements inside the body, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: It's one of the levels I've maintained a very high.

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Speaker 1: If anything, I can use a horny suppressor. If there's

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Speaker 1: anything out there that does that, you need like a

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Speaker 1: honeypack silencer, where's that?

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Speaker 2: Where's that? How come they don't have like a medicine

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Speaker 2: for those of us who get too horny throughout Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you can take away my horny from nine to five pm.

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Speaker 2: I would get so much done.

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Speaker 1: Bro, if there was a way to make me not

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Speaker 1: horny when I'm trying to get real work done, I

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Speaker 1: would mayn I would cruise.

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Speaker 2: It would be grown. I'd be an addict. That's my

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Speaker 2: limitless pill.

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Speaker 1: What's the opposite of honey? Let's do a vinegar pack

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Speaker 1: for all you boys out there that are too horned up.

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Speaker 1: Just just rock hard while you're trying to focus on

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Speaker 1: your your work. We were handing out vinegar packs, and

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Speaker 1: we're getting you right, We're getting you you sick of

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Speaker 1: getting sin of getting rocked up at home? Depot a

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Speaker 1: Vinnie pack. Oh yeah, we're telling mini PACs. Baby, this

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Speaker 1: is a million dollar idea. I think we can get

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Speaker 1: some money, dude. I think I think this is huge.

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Speaker 1: If yeah, if anybody out there is is uh investor,

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Speaker 1: if anybody is sort of tied to any secret fortunes

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Speaker 1: that they're willing to waste on solid ideas that we

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Speaker 1: haven't thought through much, send it all here because we

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Speaker 1: got a good idea with these Vinnie packs.

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Speaker 2: There we go. I think we did it. This is it,

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Speaker 2: that was it.

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Speaker 1: We didn't take our second commercial, but justin please forgive us.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. We're trying to invest and honestly we

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Speaker 2: are just you failed. You almost at it and so crazy.

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Speaker 2: That would have gone crazy if I teed it up perfect.

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Speaker 2: God damn it.

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Speaker 1: He can cut the fat off the front. If he

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Speaker 1: cares about you, he'll do it all.

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Speaker 2: Right, because I'm going to be in bed thinking about

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Speaker 2: that at night. Yeah. No, you just know. I know

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Speaker 2: you fucked up. Is that retaliation for the topless picture?

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Speaker 2: I get it? I am just I gotta go. Oh man, Langston,

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Speaker 2: do you want to tell the people where you're gonna

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Speaker 2: be at? More cool things you're going on?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You you can follow me at Langston Kerman on all

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Speaker 1: social media platforms and uh and you can see me

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Speaker 1: on tour with David. It's to start the Steal tour.

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Speaker 1: I believe this episode is right before the tour kicks off,

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Speaker 1: the release and we are fucking pumped. D C than Detroit, the.

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Speaker 2: Detroit, come out, don't think about it, come out, Bring

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Speaker 2: everybody you love bring some people you hate.

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Speaker 1: Detroit stopped playing with us. Come on, Mel Mitchell, Mel

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Speaker 1: Mitchell's gonna be there.

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Speaker 2: Leah Vernon's gonna be there.

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Speaker 1: It's an insane lineup of folks. It's going to be

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Speaker 1: a very good time. We would like for you to

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Speaker 1: be there. Please come out more importantly, not more importantly,

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Speaker 1: but the entire tour is going to be crazy. So

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Speaker 1: if you don't live in Detroit, Chicago, or DC, there's

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Speaker 1: plenty of opportunities to come see us, and we want

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Speaker 1: to see you out there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly what you got? Cool guy jokes eighty seven

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Speaker 2: on Instagram, Patreon, dot com, backslash, David Bori D A

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Speaker 2: v I, D G B O r I E. Go

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Speaker 2: on there. It's like sixty five videos. Now you could

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Speaker 2: buy my special Birth of a Nation. It's very funny.

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Speaker 2: And then, yeah, come see us on tour. Oh. Also

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Speaker 2: October twenty fourth through twenty seventh, I'm going to be

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Speaker 2: its rooster T Feathers in sunny Vale, California, working on

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Speaker 2: this new hour that is there. All right, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: talk to you for an hour. Yeah, some of it good,

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Speaker 2: some of it untested. That's okay. You'll get the testing.

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, that's all I got.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, as always you can you you should send

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Speaker 1: us your drops, your own conspiracies if you want to

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Speaker 1: tell us how we can we can find some investors

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Speaker 1: for our Vintie pack. Send it all to my mama

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Speaker 1: pod at gmail dot com. We would love to hear

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Speaker 1: talking about this. Well, listen, we David and I are

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Speaker 1: not social media experts. We we we since we are

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Speaker 1: we are just two funny gentlemen who are not particularly

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Speaker 1: good at the Internet but try our best every day.

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Speaker 1: But we at my mama told me, along with the

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Speaker 1: folks at Big Money Players, are making a new concerted

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