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Oh 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:44.360 my god, the dream changes together back like lovers and 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:55.880 tertid this disappointing season of Vet, this water down be 0:03:55.880 --> 0:04:05.960 your favorite shows back all the happened in we except 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:09.480 the most stipendous cast of Bachelor Herd I's ever know. 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:14.360 Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose, the only podcast 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:18.520 about grief and the Bachelor. My name is Arte Marine. 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:24.800 I can't tell you how horny I am right now. 0:04:28.279 --> 0:04:31.000 We're in a hot box. We might be a burning man. 0:04:31.360 --> 0:04:34.320 We might be a burning man. And as I don't 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:37.320 know if I've mentioned this before. I'm not a desert flower. 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:41.919 I'm a pure Viking living in the desert. Somehow, it 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:45.760 is so fucking hot Los Angeles is on fire on 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:48.159 what better way to go down and flames them with 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:56.360 my gast friends. To my left is my platonic lover, 0:04:57.240 --> 0:05:02.360 the real keeper of secrets, fellow Rhode Island or sexy 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:06.640 wonder woman, look like an object of my lady desire, 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:12.839 miss Ary, the best, the best intro ever Aaron, how 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:15.760 are you? I missed you? I missed you. After all 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:18.599 these weeks of watching b I p by myself. I 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:22.120 almost did the burning man thing of running into the flames. Yeah, 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:26.160 you should have my body on fire like that. Random 0:05:26.240 --> 0:05:28.240 you should have run to I kea. I assume my 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:30.479 key has its burned on in Burbank. You should just 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:32.919 be right into the ball and screaming I need a 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:36.240 y fund for my island. Wrench and take me sweeten, 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:42.200 take me sweeten. Um, Aaron, you look lovely. Thanks. I showered, 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:47.479 look up, had a nice coffee shows stop ragging kill? 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:49.720 Did you have a nice time in Rhode I had 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:52.080 the best time in Rhode Island. Some some of girls 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:56.040 did some boating swam. Did you feel that you were 0:05:56.160 --> 0:05:58.440 near to Jenna Marine of a little Compton real estate 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:01.440 for all your summer rental needs? I screamed out, Who 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:03.400 do I call from my summer rental needs? Who do 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:05.480 I have to to get a good summer rental? It 0:06:05.520 --> 0:06:09.880 turns out it's my mother. She sent a video yesterday 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:12.640 of mittens the kittens climbing the tree on the lake. 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:14.800 I can't believe we were there almost for like twenty 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:17.640 four hours. I just want to say, and I'll say 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:19.640 this at the end. I'll do it at the end. Okay, 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:26.400 across from me a sexy motherfucker. He is God on Supernatural. 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:31.160 He's also a Rex star. He also really likes Canadian 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:35.000 bachelorettes and is willing to dress in woolen winterwear and 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:37.320 the heat to face time with them so he looks 0:06:37.320 --> 0:06:43.200 more Canadian. But most importantly, he has been the Bachelor 0:06:43.320 --> 0:06:45.400 of the Year of the Willie Said the Worst podcast. 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:54.080 Mr Robert Benedicto very manly today. Oh my god, you 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:57.400 were here last week when we had Alex the Russian 0:06:57.520 --> 0:07:00.240 process that happened, and you saw all of the lady ease. 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:03.160 We all had our pupils turned to heart. Were you 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:07.279 jealous at he's so much? Man? I could never be 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:10.600 that much man? And then I were talking about it afterwards, 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:13.480 he's too much, too much. I was sitting where Patrick, 0:07:13.480 --> 0:07:15.880 where you're sitting, and I could see all the women's 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:19.080 eyes just like do eyeing him the whole time. Every 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:23.920 time he'd speak, They're they're like, like, I know, I 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:26.920 know we all. I know I know all of us. Okay, 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:28.280 we hold that thought for one second. I want to 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:33.600 introduce to my right guys, you're getting to podcasts this week, 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:37.120 because I was so excited to receive a text from 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:40.480 the woman who actually gets a paycheck from this podcast, 0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:42.560 the woman who actually goes to work. She has a 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:45.200 free day today, and it's like, you get a freak. 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:48.640 You get two hours to spend with this fucking goddess. 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:51.880 You're gonna get a podcast, and that podcast is not 0:07:51.920 --> 0:07:55.360 gonna have air conditioning. Ladies and gentleman. You know from 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:59.000 Criminal Minds, you know her from another period, but mostly 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:00.960 you know her as the woman with the most symmetrical, 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:04.120 perfect face on the face of planet Earth, Miss Paget 0:08:04.240 --> 0:08:10.280 person symmetry. You have a perfectly never metrical face you 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:13.760 have a beautiful face. That's so I want to be here. 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:18.960 We love your face is we love so much. Moment 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:21.560 I find out I have a free Tuesday, oh my god, 0:08:21.840 --> 0:08:24.880 I'll I'll put I'll put a We can do it 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:26.400 in November when The Bachelor is not even on. We 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:28.640 can just get together and just talk about past episode. 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:31.640 Do it. Let's do it because because because pretty much 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:34.360 soon it's gonna have to be till January before we 0:08:34.400 --> 0:08:37.640 get going. So you all met Alex. Alex was here 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:39.760 last week. I don't know if you saw what he 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:41.800 was wearing. Did you have you seen he was wearing? 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:47.640 Sitting here, his head almost touched the ceilings. Claimsy six too, 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:50.120 But I think that might be in like SENTI me like, 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:52.760 I think he means he means that he's actually like 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:57.520 nine too. He's so fucking here, he's nine, And I 0:08:57.559 --> 0:08:59.640 don't understand where he could have gotten that. Was it 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:02.360 a jama set? It was a suit. It was like 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:06.920 a polyester short suit shorts. It was a short slaved 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:12.120 jacket and a short outfit. And he stood and we discussed, 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:17.720 Anna is here? Anna stereos is here? A stereos always 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:23.440 hears such fucking madness. Um, we all we were all 0:09:23.600 --> 0:09:26.600 feelings because you you would make out with Alex, wouldn't 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:29.040 you hear it completely? Would you make out with Alex? 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:31.720 He's not your type. I don't know. I just feel 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:34.360 like his beard would rough up too much. It's too 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:39.120 much to the discuss extra man hair. Oh Anna and 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:41.600 I were saying afterwards that it would actually be intimidating 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:44.320 because he's so much is too much, like it too much, 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:46.760 too much, there's not enough thimbles of wine and there's 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:51.920 not enough thumbles to get me terrified. And Anna and 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:54.400 Katie especially really, Craig, if you last week, every time 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:58.480 he spoke, you're like, and we're best friends. Very seriously, 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:02.360 like lean over showed like how is your podcast? How 0:10:02.400 --> 0:10:04.680 is your podcast? Anna? With him, you loved him. He's 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:07.400 your best friend. Yeah, he is my best he is 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:09.560 your best friend. He was so great. He came into 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:12.000 my podcast and he was so ethnically amy us. Everybody 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:14.520 should listen to it for audio. Yeah, and yeah, I 0:10:14.520 --> 0:10:16.079 know he was great. He stayed afterward and talked to 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:17.680 all of us. And my co host had never seen 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:19.959 the Bachelorette and she was like, very skeptical at first like, 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:21.560 why are you just inviting a beautiful guy to be 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:23.520 on our podcast? And after what she was like, he 0:10:23.679 --> 0:10:27.080 was amazing. He's amazing. He's amazing. Okay, am I good 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:30.720 enough for him? I wish he would be the Bachelor 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:33.079 because he would just be such a wild card. I 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:37.480 is his own man. He's an accountant. Anyway, even we 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:41.240 see an accountant that doesn't make sense and we were like, 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:43.360 why didn't you do Badge and Paradise. He's kind of like, 0:10:43.440 --> 0:10:46.439 that's not my scene. He doesn't drink. He knows what 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:49.960 he is, he is, he doesn't. All I have with 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:51.880 most of these people is they don't know who they all. 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:55.640 Before we get going, going, before we get going, we 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:58.920 didn't even discuss last week because nobody fucking cares Nick 0:10:58.960 --> 0:11:03.959 and Vanessa broke up. Does anybody care? Oh no, nobody cares. 0:11:04.960 --> 0:11:07.640 The fan is actually pleasing, is like he must be 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:11.520 this guy wanted to television fame. So is there a 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:13.560 fan in here? Just pointed at the ceiling? Can we 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:16.760 pointed at us? Is there anyway? Oh? My, it's so hot. 0:11:17.000 --> 0:11:19.520 My personality is only going to be upright for twenty more. 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:23.440 Good day to wear thick jeans. Oh my god, I'm 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:28.319 gonna cream the jeans. Um Um, nobody cares. Okay. Number 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:31.439 two the guy who starts the Bachelor at the guy 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:34.200 who started the Badchel of Mike Place, who's brother of 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:38.520 Heidi flaes Um. He keeps tweeting out. He kept tweeting out, 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:40.920 we're gonna say the new Bachelor, and he did it 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:42.800 last night again. He was like, we're gonna announce it 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:45.560 during Paradise. Motherfucker. I think they don't know. I think 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:47.360 it was Peter. And then Peter back that they were 0:11:47.360 --> 0:11:50.080 supposed to announce it on Good Morning America. So do 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:52.920 you don't think it's Peter? I think they want Peter badly. 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:56.800 And he released a list that they claim as the 0:11:56.840 --> 0:12:00.120 top five fan favorite choices for the Bachelor, but and 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:02.440 he said, it's not going to be someone from Jojo 0:12:03.400 --> 0:12:06.839 was number two on the left with Peter ben Higgins 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:09.640 ben Hagen again, but then there was also ben Z 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:13.600 on one list. They're like inter swapping bench didn't already 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:18.520 wasn't a Bachelor? Yeah, I mean like yeah again yeah, 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:20.680 but they were saying round two for awful ben Hagen. 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:25.040 He's so boring. I know he couldn't I have to 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:27.760 change our podcast. I would be so bored. I also 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:30.040 just want to say, in a serious note, you guys, 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:33.680 yesterday was my last day on Grief Island. I gave 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:36.640 myself the Labor day, and I wanted to say, for 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:40.319 any of you out there who experiences loss, if you 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:48.080 can surround yourself with bachelor contestants and television stars and comedians, 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:49.880 and if you can go to the woods and then 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:52.760 spend time in a comic bookshop with a giant accountant 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:54.920 from Russia in a in a pursuit, and then go 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:57.400 with your mother to Project Runway. And I'm going again. 0:12:57.480 --> 0:13:00.440 I'm going to the real Project Runway on in New 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:04.079 York to maybe meet him Gunn who I love. I mean, 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:06.240 can I just say, all of you, you guys, all 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:08.959 put humps me back together again? I would, I would 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:15.679 say I'm better than that. I truly feel like I 0:13:15.760 --> 0:13:17.800 we thought Kenny was going to carry me off of 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:21.800 Grief Island. It turned out it was Alex and his. 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:24.720 It was Alex and his flamengo suit. That suit he 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:29.360 got it like for us, for you, I feel great 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:32.800 good And I wore your bathing suit. Just cutter my 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:38.280 author's ashes. Oh, my god, creepy, but I'll show you 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:41.040 the video. We were like feral witches in the sea. 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:44.319 It might be illegal. I don't know we were supposed 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:48.199 to do that, but like it was, it was a 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:52.559 story may Yeah, yeah, we did it. Okay, when I 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:54.600 say we did it, we didn't really do it, but 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:58.480 it was it was most of it was buried. But 0:13:58.600 --> 0:14:04.960 then everybody does also copy out there, and we didn't. 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:09.360 I'm lying. I'm lying. I'm lying. That would be the 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:12.760 worst thing ever. Pulls like a family over. He's like, 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:15.960 I'm sorry, You're gonna need to scoop him back out 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:17.679 of the sea and put him into that bowl. And 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:22.960 so you're an arrestaur being sexy. Officer, I'm greeting and 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:26.360 I'm ready to make some I thank you so much. 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:30.360 And you can tell by my odd outfit that I've 0:14:30.400 --> 0:14:34.040 been making. You're making me horny. You're an arrest our 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:37.960 making me horn Officer. Put your dick back and your 0:14:37.960 --> 0:14:40.560 pan it's still it's in your pants are and put 0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:45.720 it in more. Officer to SUSA Lutenant. I don't know 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:49.160 what did I do. Maybe I'm just carrying a lot 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:51.400 of cigarette ashes. You don't know what these ashes are 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:55.200 maybe I like larks. Okay, let's get going. So I 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:57.800 just wanted to thank everybody everyone that's so nice. Turns 0:14:57.800 --> 0:15:00.240 out you can still show up for fun thing and 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:02.480 even when you're not fully at your best. You guys, 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:04.960 I didn't know that I would just put myself on 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:07.160 my sarcophic guests until I was like, I'm a human 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:10.080 and guy, and then I would go back out. The 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:12.360 show goes on, life goes on, and by the show, 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:16.320 I mean life. Here we go. Let's just start up 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:20.120 the beauty a bachelom paradise is there's really no order, 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:23.040 like it doesn't matter. I even really talked to some 0:15:23.200 --> 0:15:25.120 of you guys about the season. Let's just cut to 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:27.240 the thing that we're all thinking about is can they 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:33.400 all drown? Christina and Dilo I have now come around. 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:35.920 Everyone's very mad at Dean and I'm gonna be risky 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:41.320 and say I'm not fucking Christina. Can't you He cannot 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:43.640 break up with her? She will not accept his breakup. 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:47.560 Here's a we've all on paper. Yeah, there's certain people 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:50.480 we should let you know so and so's a nice guy, 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:53.000 blah blah or whatever, like you're supposed to like them. 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:55.560 And you're fucking you want to get into the bone 0:15:55.640 --> 0:16:00.360 zone with bad Tommy. Kay, Like, Okay, she won't accept 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:02.280 his breakup, and I feel like it's now at this 0:16:02.360 --> 0:16:05.320 point on her. That's because they slept together, right, they 0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:08.680 slep together. But I think for a week, right, didn't 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:13.560 they go live together for a week? Here's the rumor? 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:16.360 Should we say it? Anna? Should we say so? I 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:19.480 think he'd subble out out his house and so he 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:22.640 didn't have any compe he went with her, so he 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:25.160 was like he went to her house and then so 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:28.360 it was like too much time. It's like everyone sleeps together, impared. 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:30.840 I mean, in real life, we've all slept with people 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:33.200 and then been like, I know he shouldn't lie them, 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:36.880 but I like somebody else, and she wouldn't let him 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:39.160 break up with She wouldn't let him. He tried. Now 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:41.880 here's where he he made some he made some errors 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:43.960 along the way. He shouldn't have given her the rose 0:16:44.680 --> 0:16:46.960 and then made out. I mean, there's like obviously young things, 0:16:46.960 --> 0:16:49.440 but he's like he slept there and then like the 0:16:49.560 --> 0:16:51.920 next day. Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying I'm not 0:16:51.960 --> 0:16:53.840 saying he's classic. It's easier for me to say, because 0:16:53.840 --> 0:16:55.920 I didn't meet him, so you have a personal connection. 0:16:56.000 --> 0:17:00.840 Now he's put him in a baby beyard, and now 0:17:00.920 --> 0:17:04.720 I understand he understanding that why he was kind of depressed. 0:17:04.840 --> 0:17:07.400 He was very San Francisco when we did the podcast, 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:09.080 was the worst thing that ever happened to him. He 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:11.879 was like, people are gonna hate me. Yeah, he felt 0:17:12.119 --> 0:17:14.760 morbid guilt. He said Paradise was the worst thing that 0:17:14.800 --> 0:17:19.159 ever happened to him. He was talking is like he 0:17:19.720 --> 0:17:22.040 I said, the Russian chick and he corrected me with 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:25.800 her name defensively about her. He was like, it's Christina 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:28.920 And I said, oh, you know what she and he said, 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:31.920 she's She's the greatest. And he just is like he's 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:36.960 a broken man. Six he we saw him in San 0:17:36.960 --> 0:17:42.280 Francisco like he was the object of everybody's desire. Yes, 0:17:42.400 --> 0:17:45.080 in that room, he was bringing people drinks on the 0:17:45.080 --> 0:17:49.600 audience that night. Oh he was so sweet, but like 0:17:50.400 --> 0:17:52.399 he wasn't ready to have a girlfriend. No, I mean 0:17:52.640 --> 0:17:55.400 like that that's the that's it's a hard situation because 0:17:55.560 --> 0:17:58.639 Christina is, you know, wonderful, but it also she just 0:17:58.720 --> 0:18:00.560 became like a fun sponge. She was and you're on 0:18:00.640 --> 0:18:02.320 an island and you're drinking and you want to bang 0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:04.520 the hot lady. Yeah, and we've all been there. I 0:18:04.680 --> 0:18:08.840 just it just happened to be last Saturday, and I 0:18:08.960 --> 0:18:11.680 didn't maybe uh and so you know, and he's like 0:18:11.760 --> 0:18:14.000 twenty five and at some point Christina just needs to 0:18:14.080 --> 0:18:18.639 go funk you like she did so. He was a pit. 0:18:18.800 --> 0:18:20.720 He was a little piggy. Yeah, and she needs to 0:18:20.800 --> 0:18:23.280 get some serious self esteem and be like, I'm out 0:18:23.320 --> 0:18:26.639 of here. That's exactly because, like you, at a certain point, 0:18:27.680 --> 0:18:29.920 I think if she'd done that earlier, if she's done 0:18:30.000 --> 0:18:33.200 I'm out of here earlier, he would have actually and 0:18:33.280 --> 0:18:35.640 when like I did, here's where he here. I didn't 0:18:35.680 --> 0:18:38.439 like his obviously. I hated his birthday half birthday cake thing. 0:18:38.480 --> 0:18:41.639 That was awful. You know. I don't like, please be patient, 0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:44.520 it's like fucking I mean, he did break up with 0:18:44.600 --> 0:18:46.600 her a few times. She didn't accept it, so then 0:18:46.680 --> 0:18:49.520 he was like, well, please be patient. Like like I 0:18:49.640 --> 0:18:52.159 can see he doesn't want anybody to be mad at him. 0:18:52.160 --> 0:18:54.040 It's like, she's not gonna like if you break up 0:18:54.080 --> 0:18:56.399 with her and go fun deelo. But but you have 0:18:56.480 --> 0:18:57.879 to get over the fact that she's gonna be mad 0:18:57.920 --> 0:18:59.920 at you. Yeah, she's gonna be mad at you. Yeah, 0:19:01.000 --> 0:19:07.920 I agree with you. She's a five worst mistakes. Oh 0:19:07.960 --> 0:19:10.239 my god, Oh my god. I realized I had one 0:19:10.280 --> 0:19:12.719 more on my list. I was texting my number less night. 0:19:12.720 --> 0:19:15.000 I had one more. I forgot about one. How many 0:19:15.040 --> 0:19:20.680 people I slept with? I forgot one more. Yeah. I 0:19:20.840 --> 0:19:23.879 was fully well. I made out I dry humped everybody. 0:19:23.880 --> 0:19:25.919 I was fully convinced I was gonna get every disease 0:19:25.920 --> 0:19:29.760 in the book. I was over the pants dry hump. No, no, no, no, 0:19:29.920 --> 0:19:32.440 not from dry humping. So that's why only dry hump was. 0:19:32.600 --> 0:19:35.040 I was like, because, I because because when I came 0:19:35.080 --> 0:19:37.080 of age, right at the height of everything. So I 0:19:37.200 --> 0:19:40.119 was like, I got at the dry humpy hump, the 0:19:40.160 --> 0:19:41.920 age of the dry home, the age of the dry hump. 0:19:42.160 --> 0:19:43.680 Up on the corner of dry hump and dry hump, 0:19:44.000 --> 0:19:47.679 dry hump, dry hump. Get the dry hump dance, kids 0:19:47.760 --> 0:19:54.600 to do the dry humph grinding the baby over your jeans. Okay, okay, um, 0:19:54.960 --> 0:20:01.960 what's happening. She came of age, so okay, So yes, 0:20:02.119 --> 0:20:04.840 he's he's got to mess up dad. I mean that's 0:20:04.880 --> 0:20:08.960 what it all comes out too. But I thought it 0:20:09.000 --> 0:20:13.600 was a pretty great dad. Awesome dad, great dad. Let 0:20:13.600 --> 0:20:16.520 me look at me? Do you have any mon? Bean? Sir, 0:20:16.640 --> 0:20:21.280 what do you have to eat? Meat? Furniture, lorny dorms? 0:20:21.400 --> 0:20:24.960 And I'm a really good fat Are you can I? Hey, 0:20:25.080 --> 0:20:27.240 I'm Rachel. Can I Can I talk things out with 0:20:27.320 --> 0:20:30.840 you outside? No? No, I want to. That's a spit. 0:20:31.359 --> 0:20:35.280 Oh okay, I'd rather not. She's like an ex girl. 0:20:35.440 --> 0:20:40.159 Just leave me along now, Now your ex wife and 0:20:40.400 --> 0:20:42.639 versus your new wife. Who is the greatest woman that 0:20:42.720 --> 0:20:46.760 ever lived. My ex wife was the most amazing. No, 0:20:46.880 --> 0:20:49.760 if it's my girl wife right next to my ex wife. 0:20:52.119 --> 0:20:55.080 She's a real looker. She's the best woman that ever lived. 0:20:55.520 --> 0:20:58.400 Want to spit again? Oh? Are you okay? Sorry? Yeah? 0:20:59.040 --> 0:21:04.880 Mr I'm no even really a really good father? All right? Um? Yeah, 0:21:05.000 --> 0:21:08.760 so he's got that guy. He's got that guy. But yeah, okay, yeah, 0:21:08.800 --> 0:21:10.960 that makes sense. I wish that Christina had stayed though, 0:21:10.960 --> 0:21:12.879 because but the thing is, they keep bringing in the 0:21:13.000 --> 0:21:18.920 worst men. There's no one what about that boring hot guy. 0:21:19.520 --> 0:21:21.720 There was that really boring hot guy that was kind 0:21:21.760 --> 0:21:24.440 of nice, Chase. He lived in Colorado. He was on 0:21:25.080 --> 0:21:27.960 some but Caitlin's or Judge supposedly in that list of 0:21:28.080 --> 0:21:32.280 five top five, if he've been on like he was 0:21:32.359 --> 0:21:34.880 boring and hot and like he seemed nice. I don't 0:21:34.920 --> 0:21:37.240 remember him at all. He had he would look cute 0:21:37.320 --> 0:21:39.760 in like a winter I love a winter look, and 0:21:40.000 --> 0:21:42.320 he looked cute, no winter sweater. He owned a house. 0:21:42.520 --> 0:21:45.800 It was boring and nice. Everybody they're looking through and 0:21:45.880 --> 0:21:49.439 he owned a house. I'm staying if they brought him 0:21:49.480 --> 0:21:54.200 to parent the last dude like like, oh yeah, they're 0:21:54.240 --> 0:21:57.800 bringing in his blake, bringing up these hot nobody wanted 0:21:57.840 --> 0:22:00.880 Ben Higgins though, I'm sorry your face used with tickle 0:22:01.440 --> 0:22:05.600 jack Stone, and I wouldn't. I would drown myself and 0:22:06.720 --> 0:22:09.480 I would go out for like like a long swim 0:22:10.000 --> 0:22:12.720 and then not return with the date card. Dude, I 0:22:12.840 --> 0:22:14.879 can't like every time a guy would come out of 0:22:14.960 --> 0:22:20.200 the which I would want to throw my teeth. I 0:22:20.200 --> 0:22:22.800 think some really good girls. There are some pretty women, 0:22:23.320 --> 0:22:29.160