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Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose, the only podcast
Speaker 1: about grief and the Bachelor. My name is Arte Marine.
Speaker 1: I can't tell you how horny I am right now.
Speaker 1: We're in a hot box. We might be a burning man.
Speaker 1: We might be a burning man. And as I don't
Speaker 1: know if I've mentioned this before. I'm not a desert flower.
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Speaker 1: miss Ary, the best, the best intro ever Aaron, how
Speaker 1: are you? I missed you? I missed you. After all
Speaker 1: these weeks of watching b I p by myself. I
Speaker 1: almost did the burning man thing of running into the flames. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you should have my body on fire like that. Random
Speaker 1: you should have run to I kea. I assume my
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Speaker 1: be right into the ball and screaming I need a
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Speaker 1: for all your summer rental needs? I screamed out, Who
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Speaker 1: turns out it's my mother. She sent a video yesterday
Speaker 1: of mittens the kittens climbing the tree on the lake.
Speaker 1: I can't believe we were there almost for like twenty
Speaker 1: four hours. I just want to say, and I'll say
Speaker 1: this at the end. I'll do it at the end. Okay,
Speaker 1: across from me a sexy motherfucker. He is God on Supernatural.
Speaker 1: He's also a Rex star. He also really likes Canadian
Speaker 1: bachelorettes and is willing to dress in woolen winterwear and
Speaker 1: the heat to face time with them so he looks
Speaker 1: more Canadian. But most importantly, he has been the Bachelor
Speaker 1: of the Year of the Willie Said the Worst podcast.
Speaker 1: Mr Robert Benedicto very manly today. Oh my god, you
Speaker 1: were here last week when we had Alex the Russian
Speaker 1: process that happened, and you saw all of the lady ease.
Speaker 1: We all had our pupils turned to heart. Were you
Speaker 1: jealous at he's so much? Man? I could never be
Speaker 1: that much man? And then I were talking about it afterwards,
Speaker 1: he's too much, too much. I was sitting where Patrick,
Speaker 1: where you're sitting, and I could see all the women's
Speaker 1: eyes just like do eyeing him the whole time. Every
Speaker 1: time he'd speak, They're they're like, like, I know, I
Speaker 1: know we all. I know I know all of us. Okay,
Speaker 1: we hold that thought for one second. I want to
Speaker 1: introduce to my right guys, you're getting to podcasts this week,
Speaker 1: because I was so excited to receive a text from
Speaker 1: the woman who actually gets a paycheck from this podcast,
Speaker 1: the woman who actually goes to work. She has a
Speaker 1: free day today, and it's like, you get a freak.
Speaker 1: You get two hours to spend with this fucking goddess.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get a podcast, and that podcast is not
Speaker 1: gonna have air conditioning. Ladies and gentleman. You know from
Speaker 1: Criminal Minds, you know her from another period, but mostly
Speaker 1: you know her as the woman with the most symmetrical,
Speaker 1: perfect face on the face of planet Earth, Miss Paget
Speaker 1: person symmetry. You have a perfectly never metrical face you
Speaker 1: have a beautiful face. That's so I want to be here.
Speaker 1: We love your face is we love so much. Moment
Speaker 1: I find out I have a free Tuesday, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'll I'll put I'll put a We can do it
Speaker 1: in November when The Bachelor is not even on. We
Speaker 1: can just get together and just talk about past episode.
Speaker 1: Do it. Let's do it because because because pretty much
Speaker 1: soon it's gonna have to be till January before we
Speaker 1: get going. So you all met Alex. Alex was here
Speaker 1: last week. I don't know if you saw what he
Speaker 1: was wearing. Did you have you seen he was wearing?
Speaker 1: Sitting here, his head almost touched the ceilings. Claimsy six too,
Speaker 1: But I think that might be in like SENTI me like,
Speaker 1: I think he means he means that he's actually like
Speaker 1: nine too. He's so fucking here, he's nine, And I
Speaker 1: don't understand where he could have gotten that. Was it
Speaker 1: a jama set? It was a suit. It was like
Speaker 1: a polyester short suit shorts. It was a short slaved
Speaker 1: jacket and a short outfit. And he stood and we discussed,
Speaker 1: Anna is here? Anna stereos is here? A stereos always
Speaker 1: hears such fucking madness. Um, we all we were all
Speaker 1: feelings because you you would make out with Alex, wouldn't
Speaker 1: you hear it completely? Would you make out with Alex?
Speaker 1: He's not your type. I don't know. I just feel
Speaker 1: like his beard would rough up too much. It's too
Speaker 1: much to the discuss extra man hair. Oh Anna and
Speaker 1: I were saying afterwards that it would actually be intimidating
Speaker 1: because he's so much is too much, like it too much,
Speaker 1: too much, there's not enough thimbles of wine and there's
Speaker 1: not enough thumbles to get me terrified. And Anna and
Speaker 1: Katie especially really, Craig, if you last week, every time
Speaker 1: he spoke, you're like, and we're best friends. Very seriously,
Speaker 1: like lean over showed like how is your podcast? How
Speaker 1: is your podcast? Anna? With him, you loved him. He's
Speaker 1: your best friend. Yeah, he is my best he is
Speaker 1: your best friend. He was so great. He came into
Speaker 1: my podcast and he was so ethnically amy us. Everybody
Speaker 1: should listen to it for audio. Yeah, and yeah, I
Speaker 1: know he was great. He stayed afterward and talked to
Speaker 1: all of us. And my co host had never seen
Speaker 1: the Bachelorette and she was like, very skeptical at first like,
Speaker 1: why are you just inviting a beautiful guy to be
Speaker 1: on our podcast? And after what she was like, he
Speaker 1: was amazing. He's amazing. He's amazing. Okay, am I good
Speaker 1: enough for him? I wish he would be the Bachelor
Speaker 1: because he would just be such a wild card. I
Speaker 1: is his own man. He's an accountant. Anyway, even we
Speaker 1: see an accountant that doesn't make sense and we were like,
Speaker 1: why didn't you do Badge and Paradise. He's kind of like,
Speaker 1: that's not my scene. He doesn't drink. He knows what
Speaker 1: he is, he is, he doesn't. All I have with
Speaker 1: most of these people is they don't know who they all.
Speaker 1: Before we get going, going, before we get going, we
Speaker 1: didn't even discuss last week because nobody fucking cares Nick
Speaker 1: and Vanessa broke up. Does anybody care? Oh no, nobody cares.
Speaker 1: The fan is actually pleasing, is like he must be
Speaker 1: this guy wanted to television fame. So is there a
Speaker 1: fan in here? Just pointed at the ceiling? Can we
Speaker 1: pointed at us? Is there anyway? Oh? My, it's so hot.
Speaker 1: My personality is only going to be upright for twenty more.
Speaker 1: Good day to wear thick jeans. Oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna cream the jeans. Um Um, nobody cares. Okay. Number
Speaker 1: two the guy who starts the Bachelor at the guy
Speaker 1: who started the Badchel of Mike Place, who's brother of
Speaker 1: Heidi flaes Um. He keeps tweeting out. He kept tweeting out,
Speaker 1: we're gonna say the new Bachelor, and he did it
Speaker 1: last night again. He was like, we're gonna announce it
Speaker 1: during Paradise. Motherfucker. I think they don't know. I think
Speaker 1: it was Peter. And then Peter back that they were
Speaker 1: supposed to announce it on Good Morning America. So do
Speaker 1: you don't think it's Peter? I think they want Peter badly.
Speaker 1: And he released a list that they claim as the
Speaker 1: top five fan favorite choices for the Bachelor, but and
Speaker 1: he said, it's not going to be someone from Jojo
Speaker 1: was number two on the left with Peter ben Higgins
Speaker 1: ben Hagen again, but then there was also ben Z
Speaker 1: on one list. They're like inter swapping bench didn't already
Speaker 1: wasn't a Bachelor? Yeah, I mean like yeah again yeah,
Speaker 1: but they were saying round two for awful ben Hagen.
Speaker 1: He's so boring. I know he couldn't I have to
Speaker 1: change our podcast. I would be so bored. I also
Speaker 1: just want to say, in a serious note, you guys,
Speaker 1: yesterday was my last day on Grief Island. I gave
Speaker 1: myself the Labor day, and I wanted to say, for
Speaker 1: any of you out there who experiences loss, if you
Speaker 1: can surround yourself with bachelor contestants and television stars and comedians,
Speaker 1: and if you can go to the woods and then
Speaker 1: spend time in a comic bookshop with a giant accountant
Speaker 1: from Russia in a in a pursuit, and then go
Speaker 1: with your mother to Project Runway. And I'm going again.
Speaker 1: I'm going to the real Project Runway on in New
Speaker 1: York to maybe meet him Gunn who I love. I mean,
Speaker 1: can I just say, all of you, you guys, all
Speaker 1: put humps me back together again? I would, I would
Speaker 1: say I'm better than that. I truly feel like I
Speaker 1: we thought Kenny was going to carry me off of
Speaker 1: Grief Island. It turned out it was Alex and his.
Speaker 1: It was Alex and his flamengo suit. That suit he
Speaker 1: got it like for us, for you, I feel great
Speaker 1: good And I wore your bathing suit. Just cutter my
Speaker 1: author's ashes. Oh, my god, creepy, but I'll show you
Speaker 1: the video. We were like feral witches in the sea.
Speaker 1: It might be illegal. I don't know we were supposed
Speaker 1: to do that, but like it was, it was a
Speaker 1: story may Yeah, yeah, we did it. Okay, when I
Speaker 1: say we did it, we didn't really do it, but
Speaker 1: it was it was most of it was buried. But
Speaker 1: then everybody does also copy out there, and we didn't.
Speaker 1: I'm lying. I'm lying. I'm lying. That would be the
Speaker 1: worst thing ever. Pulls like a family over. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, You're gonna need to scoop him back out
Speaker 1: of the sea and put him into that bowl. And
Speaker 1: so you're an arrestaur being sexy. Officer, I'm greeting and
Speaker 1: I'm ready to make some I thank you so much.
Speaker 1: And you can tell by my odd outfit that I've
Speaker 1: been making. You're making me horny. You're an arrest our
Speaker 1: making me horn Officer. Put your dick back and your
Speaker 1: pan it's still it's in your pants are and put
Speaker 1: it in more. Officer to SUSA Lutenant. I don't know
Speaker 1: what did I do. Maybe I'm just carrying a lot
Speaker 1: of cigarette ashes. You don't know what these ashes are
Speaker 1: maybe I like larks. Okay, let's get going. So I
Speaker 1: just wanted to thank everybody everyone that's so nice. Turns
Speaker 1: out you can still show up for fun thing and
Speaker 1: even when you're not fully at your best. You guys,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that I would just put myself on
Speaker 1: my sarcophic guests until I was like, I'm a human
Speaker 1: and guy, and then I would go back out. The
Speaker 1: show goes on, life goes on, and by the show,
Speaker 1: I mean life. Here we go. Let's just start up
Speaker 1: the beauty a bachelom paradise is there's really no order,
Speaker 1: like it doesn't matter. I even really talked to some
Speaker 1: of you guys about the season. Let's just cut to
Speaker 1: the thing that we're all thinking about is can they
Speaker 1: all drown? Christina and Dilo I have now come around.
Speaker 1: Everyone's very mad at Dean and I'm gonna be risky
Speaker 1: and say I'm not fucking Christina. Can't you He cannot
Speaker 1: break up with her? She will not accept his breakup.
Speaker 1: Here's a we've all on paper. Yeah, there's certain people
Speaker 1: we should let you know so and so's a nice guy,
Speaker 1: blah blah or whatever, like you're supposed to like them.
Speaker 1: And you're fucking you want to get into the bone
Speaker 1: zone with bad Tommy. Kay, Like, Okay, she won't accept
Speaker 1: his breakup, and I feel like it's now at this
Speaker 1: point on her. That's because they slept together, right, they
Speaker 1: slep together. But I think for a week, right, didn't
Speaker 1: they go live together for a week? Here's the rumor?
Speaker 1: Should we say it? Anna? Should we say so? I
Speaker 1: think he'd subble out out his house and so he
Speaker 1: didn't have any compe he went with her, so he
Speaker 1: was like he went to her house and then so
Speaker 1: it was like too much time. It's like everyone sleeps together, impared.
Speaker 1: I mean, in real life, we've all slept with people
Speaker 1: and then been like, I know he shouldn't lie them,
Speaker 1: but I like somebody else, and she wouldn't let him
Speaker 1: break up with She wouldn't let him. He tried. Now
Speaker 1: here's where he he made some he made some errors
Speaker 1: along the way. He shouldn't have given her the rose
Speaker 1: and then made out. I mean, there's like obviously young things,
Speaker 1: but he's like he slept there and then like the
Speaker 1: next day. Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying I'm not
Speaker 1: saying he's classic. It's easier for me to say, because
Speaker 1: I didn't meet him, so you have a personal connection.
Speaker 1: Now he's put him in a baby beyard, and now
Speaker 1: I understand he understanding that why he was kind of depressed.
Speaker 1: He was very San Francisco when we did the podcast,
Speaker 1: was the worst thing that ever happened to him. He
Speaker 1: was like, people are gonna hate me. Yeah, he felt
Speaker 1: morbid guilt. He said Paradise was the worst thing that
Speaker 1: ever happened to him. He was talking is like he
Speaker 1: I said, the Russian chick and he corrected me with
Speaker 1: her name defensively about her. He was like, it's Christina
Speaker 1: And I said, oh, you know what she and he said,
Speaker 1: she's She's the greatest. And he just is like he's
Speaker 1: a broken man. Six he we saw him in San
Speaker 1: Francisco like he was the object of everybody's desire. Yes,
Speaker 1: in that room, he was bringing people drinks on the
Speaker 1: audience that night. Oh he was so sweet, but like
Speaker 1: he wasn't ready to have a girlfriend. No, I mean
Speaker 1: like that that's the that's it's a hard situation because
Speaker 1: Christina is, you know, wonderful, but it also she just
Speaker 1: became like a fun sponge. She was and you're on
Speaker 1: an island and you're drinking and you want to bang
Speaker 1: the hot lady. Yeah, and we've all been there. I
Speaker 1: just it just happened to be last Saturday, and I
Speaker 1: didn't maybe uh and so you know, and he's like
Speaker 1: twenty five and at some point Christina just needs to
Speaker 1: go funk you like she did so. He was a pit.
Speaker 1: He was a little piggy. Yeah, and she needs to
Speaker 1: get some serious self esteem and be like, I'm out
Speaker 1: of here. That's exactly because, like you, at a certain point,
Speaker 1: I think if she'd done that earlier, if she's done
Speaker 1: I'm out of here earlier, he would have actually and
Speaker 1: when like I did, here's where he here. I didn't
Speaker 1: like his obviously. I hated his birthday half birthday cake thing.
Speaker 1: That was awful. You know. I don't like, please be patient,
Speaker 1: it's like fucking I mean, he did break up with
Speaker 1: her a few times. She didn't accept it, so then
Speaker 1: he was like, well, please be patient. Like like I
Speaker 1: can see he doesn't want anybody to be mad at him.
Speaker 1: It's like, she's not gonna like if you break up
Speaker 1: with her and go fun deelo. But but you have
Speaker 1: to get over the fact that she's gonna be mad
Speaker 1: at you. Yeah, she's gonna be mad at you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree with you. She's a five worst mistakes. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Oh my god. I realized I had one
Speaker 1: more on my list. I was texting my number less night.
Speaker 1: I had one more. I forgot about one. How many
Speaker 1: people I slept with? I forgot one more. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: was fully well. I made out I dry humped everybody.
Speaker 1: I was fully convinced I was gonna get every disease
Speaker 1: in the book. I was over the pants dry hump. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: not from dry humping. So that's why only dry hump was.
Speaker 1: I was like, because, I because because when I came
Speaker 1: of age, right at the height of everything. So I
Speaker 1: was like, I got at the dry humpy hump, the
Speaker 1: age of the dry home, the age of the dry hump.
Speaker 1: Up on the corner of dry hump and dry hump,
Speaker 1: dry hump, dry hump. Get the dry hump dance, kids
Speaker 1: to do the dry humph grinding the baby over your jeans. Okay, okay, um,
Speaker 1: what's happening. She came of age, so okay, So yes,
Speaker 1: he's he's got to mess up dad. I mean that's
Speaker 1: what it all comes out too. But I thought it
Speaker 1: was a pretty great dad. Awesome dad, great dad. Let
Speaker 1: me look at me? Do you have any mon? Bean? Sir,
Speaker 1: what do you have to eat? Meat? Furniture, lorny dorms?
Speaker 1: And I'm a really good fat Are you can I? Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm Rachel. Can I Can I talk things out with
Speaker 1: you outside? No? No, I want to. That's a spit.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'd rather not. She's like an ex girl.
Speaker 1: Just leave me along now, Now your ex wife and
Speaker 1: versus your new wife. Who is the greatest woman that
Speaker 1: ever lived. My ex wife was the most amazing. No,
Speaker 1: if it's my girl wife right next to my ex wife.
Speaker 1: She's a real looker. She's the best woman that ever lived.
Speaker 1: Want to spit again? Oh? Are you okay? Sorry? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Mr I'm no even really a really good father? All right? Um? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he's got that guy. He's got that guy. But yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: that makes sense. I wish that Christina had stayed though,
Speaker 1: because but the thing is, they keep bringing in the
Speaker 1: worst men. There's no one what about that boring hot guy.
Speaker 1: There was that really boring hot guy that was kind
Speaker 1: of nice, Chase. He lived in Colorado. He was on
Speaker 1: some but Caitlin's or Judge supposedly in that list of
Speaker 1: five top five, if he've been on like he was
Speaker 1: boring and hot and like he seemed nice. I don't
Speaker 1: remember him at all. He had he would look cute
Speaker 1: in like a winter I love a winter look, and
Speaker 1: he looked cute, no winter sweater. He owned a house.
Speaker 1: It was boring and nice. Everybody they're looking through and
Speaker 1: he owned a house. I'm staying if they brought him
Speaker 1: to parent the last dude like like, oh yeah, they're
Speaker 1: bringing in his blake, bringing up these hot nobody wanted
Speaker 1: Ben Higgins though, I'm sorry your face used with tickle
Speaker 1: jack Stone, and I wouldn't. I would drown myself and
Speaker 1: I would go out for like like a long swim
Speaker 1: and then not return with the date card. Dude, I
Speaker 1: can't like every time a guy would come out of
Speaker 1: the which I would want to throw my teeth. I
Speaker 1: think some really good girls. There are some pretty women,
Speaker 1: pretty women, wraps. It's traps, tickle monsters kissing several people
Speaker 1: you know, and jack Stone. Okay, let's talk about jack Stones.
Speaker 1: Don't ever talk about Jackson Dark Meat. Thanksgiving, Laurie. I know, Laurie.
Speaker 1: Your rival, LORI who you met and ended up. How
Speaker 1: did you feel when you met Laurie. I don't want
Speaker 1: to put words in your bout I enjoy she liked you,
Speaker 1: like like Laurison, because here's the beauty of Laurie if
Speaker 1: she's basically she's like our our research departments. So she
Speaker 1: went in deep lessing and she sent me a she
Speaker 1: sent me a video of Amanda on and basically saying
Speaker 1: that the rumor of jack Stone being a bad kisser
Speaker 1: actually came about during the break. She said that, so
Speaker 1: Amanda was getting interview and she said that they were
Speaker 1: they all stayed at the resort for a couple of
Speaker 1: days after they stopped filming, and that our girl Danielle
Speaker 1: malt be the nurse from Nashville. Danielle. Danielle m actually
Speaker 1: made out with jack Stone, and she's the one who
Speaker 1: said he was a bad kisser, and that's why when
Speaker 1: they came back, she didn't give him the rose. And
Speaker 1: so then the word got out was because he jack
Speaker 1: Stone is a bad kisser. That was how the rumors started.
Speaker 1: I see, I didn't know where that came. I didn't
Speaker 1: understand why trying to dispel a rumor, I know nobody
Speaker 1: heard it, but Laurie, Laurie went indeplas. She lives inside
Speaker 1: the dark web. She really does. Literally that's her address.
Speaker 1: It's fascinating the number of texts. So I get it's like,
Speaker 1: I love it. It's like she's harnessed her compulsion all
Speaker 1: towards the Bachelor. Okay, so Jack Stones, apparently, I part
Speaker 1: of me felt like that was a pity, a pity thing.
Speaker 1: They're like, I know he has good but they how
Speaker 1: bored are they that? Even Raven and delo or like
Speaker 1: kissed him twice? Yes, they're bored and drawn board board
Speaker 1: and drunk. I'm bord and drunken hot right. Now, here's
Speaker 1: the thing about Jack Stones. He's got to kind of
Speaker 1: face where you're sort of distracted by his teeth because
Speaker 1: it makes you see his whole skull, like you can
Speaker 1: picture that whole skull caps chomped it on, chompers. I
Speaker 1: picture a man. I picture a skull with huge teeth
Speaker 1: and like like glued on like five o'clock shadow on this.
Speaker 1: It's something I don't know. I didn't picture not No,
Speaker 1: that's all. I'm through my TV set and pork. Let's
Speaker 1: talk about poor Christen. First of all, we'll start with
Speaker 1: the scallet fingers saying again they were all so mean
Speaker 1: and as much as I love my boy Wells, even
Speaker 1: Wells was getting in on the scalp fingers, saying and
Speaker 1: put the scales on his banger, how do we like?
Speaker 1: I listen. I don't want anybody to feel bad about themselves, obviously.
Speaker 1: I just find her so annoying and so irritating. That
Speaker 1: scalt fingers is making me so happy. She comes like
Speaker 1: she has that energy. It's her energy. And the Canadians Daniel,
Speaker 1: who we've also met, I've met, not Daniel, but the
Speaker 1: person Daniel's lazy and what's her name, Kristen. Kristen are terrifying.
Speaker 1: They're just like their energy is just like so um.
Speaker 1: I find scalop fingers to be joyful energy, like I
Speaker 1: just like, oh I can't, I can't can I just
Speaker 1: you know, I think you guys actually carry me off
Speaker 1: for Grave Island. I don't think you guys, you guys okay,
Speaker 1: I want to come back, so in a minute. I
Speaker 1: think Kristen actually, but she's sort of a good sport
Speaker 1: where like she'll be like, okay, let's do it. She
Speaker 1: just like she's almost like somebody who's like, like if
Speaker 1: you were on amazing race and there was gross foods
Speaker 1: you had to eat, like that was equivalent of having
Speaker 1: to go on these dates with these idiot guys. She's like, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go blake like she she's the one that put
Speaker 1: the contact in the wind and the sun, and then
Speaker 1: would have been that would have been me on a
Speaker 1: physical date like that, that would have been me on
Speaker 1: the boat. I would said it would not have been
Speaker 1: here I thought she was. I wanted her to throw
Speaker 1: up in the thrope to go back into and then
Speaker 1: a toe off. So I know how much do we
Speaker 1: want to take a team trip to Salita and do
Speaker 1: that bounce thing? I want to I want to both bounce.
Speaker 1: I want to bounce you and then I want you
Speaker 1: all to bounce me. I want to get bounced and
Speaker 1: I want to see I want to like take the
Speaker 1: three of us and try and rock it rob like
Speaker 1: into the right. The only vacations I've ever taken in
Speaker 1: my life was in two thousand two to save It
Speaker 1: was real beautiful. But now but we could go to
Speaker 1: port of our yard and then higher like a driver
Speaker 1: and drive us up and then we need to bounce
Speaker 1: Rob into the water and then have but we all
Speaker 1: need to band together and each of us bounced the other.
Speaker 1: We need to see who can rocket the highest into
Speaker 1: the water and in our bathing soon And have you
Speaker 1: worn your speedo? I haven't yet. I haven't wait for
Speaker 1: the right time. Save it. Save when you're testing testing
Speaker 1: first come down. Um, yeah, that was you know, it
Speaker 1: was a great That was a pretty good cut, like
Speaker 1: them having the best times of the bouncy and then
Speaker 1: like I just can't get it back in my eye.
Speaker 1: If I could just like her just trying to adjust
Speaker 1: the contact and then meanwhile the other two just having
Speaker 1: the blast. Now did you think that Fred so this
Speaker 1: is what's her name? What's her name? And Fred having
Speaker 1: the best time Dominique, did you think? Do you think
Speaker 1: did you think that Fred stood a chance of getting
Speaker 1: I was cheering for Diggie, but I like Fred. I
Speaker 1: thought that was the only suspense of the show. Diggie
Speaker 1: lost me after choke on my strawberry two weeks ago
Speaker 1: and he was like it choke on at stick it
Speaker 1: in your mouth and choke Ye did anyone said her?
Speaker 1: He fed? I did so weird porns yince. He took
Speaker 1: a strawberry and fed it to her and said, choke on,
Speaker 1: choke on it. He said, choke on it, and my
Speaker 1: friend and I like giggle after no, no, no, my
Speaker 1: share up. My friend who agreed to do the podcast
Speaker 1: with me, and Rhoe Island, who has never seen this show.
Speaker 1: We were watching it together and she was like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck? Like she's like a mom, you don't. He
Speaker 1: was just like I think I think though Diggie. What
Speaker 1: I think Diggie is like super affable and sweet, but
Speaker 1: he has no sexual energy. It was somewhere and give
Speaker 1: a receive I think he wants to. I think he
Speaker 1: wants to be like to be. He wants to give
Speaker 1: a receipt. He wants to like have somebody choke on
Speaker 1: it so hard it grossed me out. He I think
Speaker 1: he just would say everything wrong and everything trying, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like he would be like I
Speaker 1: wanna I want to eat your eyes, and they're like
Speaker 1: what that's really like? He just says the wrong thing.
Speaker 1: And when I point something out, it's so hot in
Speaker 1: here that we're almost like how Carly and Evan that
Speaker 1: day they fell in we might we might one of
Speaker 1: us might walk out of here and our subtle you're
Speaker 1: in on this, you don't know it could be you
Speaker 1: to we might actually walk out of here as like
Speaker 1: a throuble a couple. You don't know, like anything's possible,
Speaker 1: Like we're so fucking hot. We might be covered in paint,
Speaker 1: like in our underwear, like like no, this is my
Speaker 1: true soul mate, like tripping her balls off on ayahuasca.
Speaker 1: You don't know, like anything could We might have murdered
Speaker 1: somebody and just like dressed ourselves in their skin, Like
Speaker 1: anything could happen. You haven't even heard, like like like
Speaker 1: we did weird dating dating, But you're like, but you're
Speaker 1: actually like a couple. It's not just a three come.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like we're like we lived together and
Speaker 1: you know my partners her husband and her boyfriend a
Speaker 1: stubble and Paget and I lived together as a throuble
Speaker 1: in the hill of Acina. What do I do with
Speaker 1: my husband and yan Cino? I like kidding, I'm glad
Speaker 1: that that was the order of the question. The hamlet,
Speaker 1: the hamlet of the hamlet. It is because we have
Speaker 1: to stay so hot that once we get cool enough
Speaker 1: we'll realize what if we don't. I've always wanted to
Speaker 1: force myself onto a couple just sweating and thick. Jesus,
Speaker 1: that's that's really where I feel. What you guys, they
Speaker 1: have a corduroy lighting. When you got dressed this morning,
Speaker 1: you're like, okay, l as on fire. It was cooler
Speaker 1: this morning. It was only like A C is out
Speaker 1: in this fucking comic book. Is the A C s
Speaker 1: We're in the attic. We're in a sweat lodging attic.
Speaker 1: I wasn't prepared for. Oh my god, your jeans coated
Speaker 1: rob Yeah, they're J J C. Pennies, fleece jeans inside designers.
Speaker 1: Please use the J. C. Penny accessory. Thought early, thoughtfully.
Speaker 1: My pockets are designers, please use. My undercarriage is the
Speaker 1: undercarriage that was an actual person at the beginning of
Speaker 1: jack Stone. That's textones to shrivel alien attacks in the
Speaker 1: corner of the realm. I got the opposite of a wax.
Speaker 1: I actually get fleece added on to my undercarriage so
Speaker 1: that I have a yeast infection at all times. Okay,
Speaker 1: So let's so then we have let's talk about when
Speaker 1: Christina said before she left. Karma is a bit. What
Speaker 1: does that even mean? Like you mean because you're leaving?
Speaker 1: She put fire ants in Dilo's bed, She put ants
Speaker 1: in your kitchen, she put she also put as in
Speaker 1: my kitchen. That was really I thought that that meant
Speaker 1: she was gonna stay. And then they were going to
Speaker 1: use another guy. It's gonna be really hot guy, and
Speaker 1: something's gonna happen. I don't think understands what yeah you did.
Speaker 1: Karma is a bit. But in my country, you say,
Speaker 1: comma bit, then you walk away in second place? Did
Speaker 1: and I spent five days to my lazy Susan and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden and he has no interest. I
Speaker 1: kill him. Calm a bitch, I kill I slice, I
Speaker 1: slice his hair off. But he did. He was fairly
Speaker 1: articulate when he said to Christina, I know I shouldn't
Speaker 1: want to do this, but I want to date dealo.
Speaker 1: Remember the woman on the joe? You want to did
Speaker 1: the woman on the joe? She's not a woman, she's
Speaker 1: a girl. The woman. Okay, Oh, my son is my
Speaker 1: the love of my life? Brian? Did you get your hair?
Speaker 1: You got your you lose weight? You know? No, it's
Speaker 1: the wrong Barber, thank you, that's my that's my Bran's
Speaker 1: mom and the master of accents. Um, yes she did.
Speaker 1: He said, I hate myself that when she yeah laughed,
Speaker 1: yeaid I hate myself. I'm sorry. But he had said
Speaker 1: to her earlier, I know I shouldn't want this, but
Speaker 1: in my heart, I want to date, said it, he said.
Speaker 1: And even when she's like, I give you, I give
Speaker 1: you two or three days and all you hang out
Speaker 1: with his dealough, it's like, yeah, he's not a girl,
Speaker 1: he's not. He says, that end you. And then when
Speaker 1: Raven says that Christina got mad at Raven, oh my god.
Speaker 1: It was like I had not been liking Raven during
Speaker 1: the episode, and then I was like, I like Raven again.
Speaker 1: That's I'm a I thought she was mean about dumb
Speaker 1: Blake when he arrived, like her, she looks so hot
Speaker 1: and lazy though that so maybe that's how she feels
Speaker 1: how we feel right now. I think everyone was just
Speaker 1: I love his intro and he came down there like
Speaker 1: was amazing. It was the only guy that came in
Speaker 1: with a date card that could not get a date,
Speaker 1: I mean, and then like he and he literally he
Speaker 1: did compulsively talk about wa boom every person when he's like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be the boom guy. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be Lucas. But he's letting out, but he's annoying,
Speaker 1: and he's he's got a catchphrase, Oh yeah, give me
Speaker 1: the he's the impression he falls in the same is
Speaker 1: the impression that I'm touching you? Is it going to
Speaker 1: be you? This is the new show in this room
Speaker 1: is hard. If somebody's going to get shows, I don't
Speaker 1: know who I am after being through five weeks in
Speaker 1: Greef Island. I'm new and I'm free and I'm can sexual.
Speaker 1: Okay you guys. So he came in, he's a real
Speaker 1: I said no if no, Yeah, he's like if. Even
Speaker 1: Christie said, all I wanted to be was picked at
Speaker 1: the orphanage, and right now I do not want to
Speaker 1: be you're feeding her orphanage. You know that Elon Gale
Speaker 1: has been coming up who said about like someone said
Speaker 1: about like something like I'm he's underwhelming or I'm not
Speaker 1: that impressed or I have low expectations and he lived
Speaker 1: up to them. Yeah, said that. It was such a
Speaker 1: good line, but I can't remember it now. I can't.
Speaker 1: I had low expectations and he lived up. Um, I
Speaker 1: don't have to shout out just at this halfway, not
Speaker 1: even at the third point. About how about my favorite
Speaker 1: moment in the episode last night which I and I
Speaker 1: will I will. Could somebody please put this on loop
Speaker 1: and somehow or like make a gift out of it
Speaker 1: and put it on our Facebook page of Robbie standing
Speaker 1: in his leggings tights and Jack Stone walking by and
Speaker 1: slapping him in the dick. That was the bag those
Speaker 1: fucking tights. He was sitting there and he was wearing
Speaker 1: legging like denim, jagging jaggings. He was wearing like jaggings,
Speaker 1: like the ones you said that you enjoyed getting at,
Speaker 1: like writing, like the jagging jaggings from writing. She loves him,
Speaker 1: she loves them. They've got back pockets. I can't even
Speaker 1: they do. BA hates them. He hates jaggings the most.
Speaker 1: How do you know? Because he's written about it. Then
Speaker 1: I won't wear them on fighting. I'm gonna wear I
Speaker 1: was gonna wear as alex Is as baggy jaggings too.
Speaker 1: They don't wear a paper bag waist pants. I would
Speaker 1: warn you against a romper I'm not wearing any of that.
Speaker 1: You want to beat clean? Classic, simple, classic, simple? Okay, Wait,
Speaker 1: what's happening, what's happening? What's happening? I wore my pants
Speaker 1: inside out for four hours yesterday. Oh my god, what
Speaker 1: is that? Wait? What is that? You're walking around with
Speaker 1: the tag? I lost it so you can see the tag.
Speaker 1: I love the word all slowly well we are and
Speaker 1: falling in love. Oh my god, Rob, when you said that,
Speaker 1: I need to make that coffee shop Trader Joe's walk
Speaker 1: around the neighborhood. I need to make that my and
Speaker 1: I was laughing so hard to cute enough booty that
Speaker 1: it works. It was like my sister was like, do
Speaker 1: you have her pants inside out? I was like no,
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, what's your sisters do? What
Speaker 1: is your sister do? It's my brother's birthday today. Have
Speaker 1: you heard Aeric? He's blind in one eye and a
Speaker 1: genius and he's a huge hid and a boy named Zack. Okay,
Speaker 1: so yeah, so he Jackstone walks by Robbie and he
Speaker 1: like flicks he does like a dick flick or like yeah,
Speaker 1: and it was amazing, went down actually went down. The
Speaker 1: camera tight on Robbie for that moment, and yeah, we
Speaker 1: almost saw like his weave up close. Katie texted that
Speaker 1: she yeah that he has like a clip in. We
Speaker 1: can straight ladies, talk to me, talk me through how
Speaker 1: he gets that hair, because I can't visualize how it happens.
Speaker 1: I think it's like I honestly think he flat irons it,
Speaker 1: but I think some of it is pieces. Like I
Speaker 1: think he actually like glued like a weft, Like okay,
Speaker 1: you know when people have fake hair like extensions. There
Speaker 1: are clippins, there are glue wins. But he has to
Speaker 1: reorganize his hair every time he gets out of the ocean,
Speaker 1: so it might be that he does have to clip
Speaker 1: it in or or like to pay take it. It's
Speaker 1: like there's so at night, is there a Patrick hair
Speaker 1: that's on his side table? I think, oh yeah, please please,
Speaker 1: Like American he glue and he just lops in like
Speaker 1: a like a like gentri paste and just you know,
Speaker 1: you know what to spring your name when you sprain
Speaker 1: your ankle, and then they have that like the little
Speaker 1: like the bandage has like that weird clip thing, so
Speaker 1: it's sort of like a clip like that, but it
Speaker 1: hash I think he's attaching it to the hair he
Speaker 1: has separate. I think it's been sewn in. I think
Speaker 1: he's vain enough and rich enough that he got it
Speaker 1: sort of sewn in, but he has to maybe cover
Speaker 1: the tracks when he gets out. Well, that's what guys do.
Speaker 1: You're right, I bet it's been sewn in for like
Speaker 1: for like, well they also some guys do the thing
Speaker 1: you can take hair off the back of your plugs
Speaker 1: are plugs. I think these are tracks, like I think
Speaker 1: like a housewife, like like a don't be tardy for
Speaker 1: the party, kind of a Tina on that show. I
Speaker 1: think he might be right that it's like wove. I
Speaker 1: think he probably think the hair from then, like they
Speaker 1: do stuff like that. You mean from Atlanta. I think
Speaker 1: he's from Like I feel like in Atlanta, like those
Speaker 1: ladies of Atlanta, Like like I feel like there's lots
Speaker 1: of places you could go you get eyelash extensions and
Speaker 1: then get your your fucking falcon piece woven. And yeah,
Speaker 1: And is it because he's got a receding hairline. It's
Speaker 1: because he's a dipshit in his no taste and hair
Speaker 1: like the fear fact that he Yeah, he probably has
Speaker 1: a recently good looking. If he shaved that ship all
Speaker 1: the way up? You think I do? But I like
Speaker 1: that you What do you mean you like like I
Speaker 1: like a pocket ball head? I want to smack it,
Speaker 1: you rabbit. Tell me, yes, you do it. I can't
Speaker 1: believe I haven't been sued. What do you mean? If
Speaker 1: I've had enough, I will go up to strangers in
Speaker 1: a bar. Yeah, yeah, may I touch it? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: do that Benny Hill when patting the old guy the
Speaker 1: funk out of that guy. Yes, it's so funny. Oh god,
Speaker 1: you know what I love? Head? Here's what? Where's your
Speaker 1: hair go? I have to say that what I love?
Speaker 1: Here's what when we when we travel with Paget and Anna,
Speaker 1: you get on for one second. When we travel with Pagets,
Speaker 1: we see that shide come out, and I love it.
Speaker 1: It's like intense I feel. There's a photo Paget you've
Speaker 1: removed as your IMDb photo. There was a second. It
Speaker 1: was your photo of you doing karaoke. She's her skint
Speaker 1: is wide and she's low and she's crouched like you've
Speaker 1: tell me when you hung out with that girl you
Speaker 1: hung out with the with the skulpe tapra. Yeah, now
Speaker 1: she you go full force. Tell us what have you seen?
Speaker 1: What have you seen? What happened to get the most
Speaker 1: out of life? I didn't think you guys though it's
Speaker 1: fun with you. I didn't think I would want to
Speaker 1: put a ring on you any harder than I did
Speaker 1: after Nashville. And then I saw you at that fucking
Speaker 1: festival and it was Josh like at the moon, just
Speaker 1: like you with a bottle of stolen shard in your
Speaker 1: Aldo handbag and your gold booty's going I'm too famous
Speaker 1: and risk ship golf cart. I don't like white puffer
Speaker 1: and her cigarette and puffy coat. You don't have to
Speaker 1: sell me on any of this. I mean, wasn't it
Speaker 1: an amazing thing? It was like seeing a wild creature habit.
Speaker 1: We have fun. It's wild, it really is. You start
Speaker 1: screaming out. I can't walk this far. I need a
Speaker 1: golf cart. I never walked this far, So give golf car,
Speaker 1: because sance my I am fancy I a golf car.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm walking this far. That's your bathroom
Speaker 1: at San Francisco. When you pick your music festival, you
Speaker 1: only picture coach Shelli. You only picked your string bikini
Speaker 1: or Bernie man Or San Francisco were rich programmers who
Speaker 1: are in black fleece and sneakers, and they're like, it's
Speaker 1: called out, I'm practical. Who needs to get fucked today?
Speaker 1: And yeah, they're they're there to listen to the music
Speaker 1: and enjoy. Yeah. And also we got a golf cart
Speaker 1: ride to the value. Then when we finished, we were
Speaker 1: dumped like a slut garbage. I had to walk through
Speaker 1: the park. I do that when I lived there and
Speaker 1: was poor. I was not gonna do it now I
Speaker 1: have a fucking sprained ankle. That's my point. I wanted
Speaker 1: the golf cart for artists. Thank you. That's when I
Speaker 1: read my fancy. I care about best friends, best best Tradh,
Speaker 1: best friend. Yeah. I can't remember you saying Arden's ankle,
Speaker 1: but I'm sure it was. Yeah it was. Why are
Speaker 1: you not? Why have you fucking I don't know. My
Speaker 1: filmal meter is going off right now. You would need
Speaker 1: to leave your fucking family, quit your career, quit your hand,
Speaker 1: travel with us with stars. I know I've got to
Speaker 1: leave my family. I just started a band called slut Garbage. Really,
Speaker 1: anybody and anybody, it was kind of what it was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: after we stole their liquor, yeah, and put it in
Speaker 1: my purse. They wouldn't give us a golf card, dude,
Speaker 1: and you natually got a golf you missed, and you
Speaker 1: you actually missed. And I don't blame you, because I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have gone if I wasn't on the lineup. When
Speaker 1: we did the goddamn comedy, Jim, Alex and Valentino came
Speaker 1: and I basically did a crowd surfing only on them,
Speaker 1: like I basically this guy carried around over his head
Speaker 1: and then it's got delicately placed in by my new
Speaker 1: accountant who was wearing as tech leggings. And and you
Speaker 1: played the role of my Courtney Cox. I played the
Speaker 1: role of Courtney Cox. And it was magical. Thank you, Okay,
Speaker 1: I know you guys were great. It was amazing. No,
Speaker 1: I don't believe I wouldn't. We didn't want to go
Speaker 1: and we had a good time. Okay, then we have Okay,
Speaker 1: so then we have Chris. Oh my god, god, no
Speaker 1: morning the same. I ain't know. I'm but tired with myself.
Speaker 1: I got used this a little some skirl ups. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, this is almost like eats. We're gonna eating
Speaker 1: each other like I'm the first to go. I'm clearly
Speaker 1: the weakest. I'm clearly the weakest, but I did just
Speaker 1: make it. I am extra powered from fucking being angry
Speaker 1: samoan all right, I was a samoan are Okay, So
Speaker 1: Robbie and Amanda, he gotta be twenty eight dollars in
Speaker 1: a minute when starving, I got a smart tests love nuts.
Speaker 1: It's gonna keep us alive for the next minutes. Ago,
Speaker 1: we're gonna have sex with each other. Now we're gonna
Speaker 1: eat each other. I have a pretty juicy booty, Okay,
Speaker 1: Robbie and Amanda when the band name Robbie and Amanda
Speaker 1: go on a date and she's like yeah, they go
Speaker 1: to like a local like a Mexican street fair, and
Speaker 1: you can tell her the look at her. Fiz was
Speaker 1: like like her like it was cute, and she's like
Speaker 1: a bath and then they did the bath gat and
Speaker 1: then the lowest fireworks display ever. I was like, someone's
Speaker 1: hair is gonna get caught on fire. I mean, I
Speaker 1: know it's Mexico and there's no personal safety, but someone
Speaker 1: I thought his weed was going to get fired by firecracker.
Speaker 1: And then anyways, like he takes her out too. I
Speaker 1: think there's a lot of fake hair going on. That
Speaker 1: over again, and then there was the longest pause and
Speaker 1: like she was like vomiting, and she goes like she's
Speaker 1: so clearly not into him, but I think she knows
Speaker 1: that in order to stay relevant on social media, you
Speaker 1: need to make it to the end with someone. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like Amanda is going to peel off her
Speaker 1: face is going to be Robbie, and then Robbie's going
Speaker 1: to be, oh my god, the part of his hair.
Speaker 1: He had not mention her kids once and he got
Speaker 1: into the ship and he's not into it at all.
Speaker 1: He's like a girl who has children and we'll see
Speaker 1: how it goes. And then at the end he basically
Speaker 1: turned into a competition. He's like, I think a man
Speaker 1: and I could be the most medable. What the formidable
Speaker 1: trash bags dating on a fucking san please formidable couple,
Speaker 1: go kill yourself. I was so odd to me, like
Speaker 1: they're going to be the next to Michelle and Obama,
Speaker 1: Like what baraka Michelle formidable? It was when they go low,
Speaker 1: I go lower. That's that's there there. It was such
Speaker 1: a weird thing to say, like he doesn't really honestly,
Speaker 1: he may you want to make it to the end.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want to be with him, but she knows
Speaker 1: I just don't get the appeal. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: get the appeal of her. I really don't know her personality,
Speaker 1: and I think that she's tiny's tiny mom. I want
Speaker 1: to come in and rescue, but I don't actually want
Speaker 1: to hang out with your kids. I just want to
Speaker 1: be She may be hot in person, she may not
Speaker 1: the new lips, the new face. Last year, she like
Speaker 1: there's a lot of personalities like Rave and like, I
Speaker 1: think there's a lot of awesome women on that island.
Speaker 1: They have good personalities. I think they'd be fun to
Speaker 1: hang out with. And then a man, it just is
Speaker 1: just it's just seems like a no but nobody's but
Speaker 1: no one's really pursuing her this year, Amanda. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: like we all agree Daniel made the right choice, being like,
Speaker 1: let's talk about Raven and Adam. Alex made a point
Speaker 1: last week which he was like, I know he comes
Speaker 1: off doll on TV show, in real life, he actually he's,
Speaker 1: like he said, he's a good catch. He's a nice guy,
Speaker 1: he has a real job, he makes he's like a
Speaker 1: money manager, Like he's like he's just like a dude
Speaker 1: with a job, who's just a normal guy. That's still
Speaker 1: I just don't I mean, I don't know. I'm so
Speaker 1: it's easy for me to say, but I think she's amazing.
Speaker 1: I think she's she's awesome. She's super fun over her,
Speaker 1: and I think she's starting to know she's amazing. I'm
Speaker 1: over her. She's like she's just having fun dealing with
Speaker 1: her to try to get her booked for I'm over so.
Speaker 1: I just felt like, I feel like she's having a moment.
Speaker 1: She knows she's having a moment. Look, wrangling all of
Speaker 1: them is tough. Let's be real, Like it's like trying
Speaker 1: to give kittens to bath. They're nearly famous. Everybody wants
Speaker 1: to fuck him. They have like they can make their
Speaker 1: money from Instagram and Snapchat like a new career. I
Speaker 1: felt like, like, look, she's probably very nice girl. I
Speaker 1: don't mean because it's bad for me the same. I
Speaker 1: just felt like, like, Okay, cut this out. I guess
Speaker 1: I shouldn't trash Ravent Well. No, I mean, you can
Speaker 1: visibly see she's she has lots a little bit of
Speaker 1: the sweet humbleness that we all fell in love with.
Speaker 1: So she's she's I mean, she is affected by how
Speaker 1: other people treat her. Yet I did like you. I
Speaker 1: like how she dealt with to Mario. I like how
Speaker 1: she dealt with Christina. That was very hard she was
Speaker 1: and that I thought that was great. I just don't
Speaker 1: think he's dynamic enough for her. But maybe it's a
Speaker 1: couple that can dynamic. Do you want Nick Vile to
Speaker 1: picker like? Who like? No? I just don't think her matches.
Speaker 1: I'm so surprised that more of that, none of the
Speaker 1: other girls have gone for Wells. They've really steered Claire,
Speaker 1: like they actually obeyed the Nowell's law. I'm suprised that
Speaker 1: someone's going to break that. I really thought somebody would
Speaker 1: have broken that me too, Hey, it might be coming.
Speaker 1: Do we think that Wells will come back for a twin? Oh? No,
Speaker 1: he would go. He wouldn't. He didn't know, he wouldn't.
Speaker 1: He would not our wills. No, our Wells wouldn't do that,
Speaker 1: not our well not our Wells. Do you think? So?
Speaker 1: Where does Wells go from here? Does he come back?
Speaker 1: I mean, if he's not the bachelor, does he come
Speaker 1: back again? As the bartender two heel. He hasn't hooked
Speaker 1: up with anyone. He's been a gentleman to be the
Speaker 1: next Chris Harrison, though he's like not even and he
Speaker 1: actually has a career. He's like an I heart radio
Speaker 1: du He's got like a big radio show in Nashville.
Speaker 1: Like he could maybe be on track to be more
Speaker 1: like like a TV host like a Ryan Seacrest, but funny. Yes,
Speaker 1: you're right because he I mean, he's definitely being used
Speaker 1: sort of and is willing to be. He's a secret
Speaker 1: weapon here and there where he's the show drags and
Speaker 1: they're like, but we put a puppet on it to something.
Speaker 1: He's like, yep, and he's great like a Carson energy level.
Speaker 1: He can't do that. And and his conversation with Christina
Speaker 1: saying why are you It was this person who's not
Speaker 1: funny for you know, he's a good and he was
Speaker 1: like and all the dummies standing around like there was
Speaker 1: a conversation at the end of it you might be
Speaker 1: getting this where our Canadian friend the dude, Yeah, Daniel
Speaker 1: was talking to I think the virgin Kristen Kristen and
Speaker 1: they're having a It was the dumbest conversation. Do you
Speaker 1: remember when I'm talking about you just spilled water? But
Speaker 1: it was like, honestly, it was kind of like, you're
Speaker 1: phone out of here, are just knocked a bottle of
Speaker 1: water over on her on her phone and her notebook. Okay, Rob,
Speaker 1: So what is this conversation? I don't I try to
Speaker 1: say before we started, and I'm we're making out, and
Speaker 1: then we're making out taking out. It turns out it
Speaker 1: wasn't a spill. It was a poor I'll love her
Speaker 1: my white top ar Aaron just look like wait, I
Speaker 1: wanted to. There was a conversation towards the end where
Speaker 1: he was like he didn't know the word that she said,
Speaker 1: and they do you know her? What I'm talking about?
Speaker 1: Art at the very end towards the end, and I
Speaker 1: was like, this is the dumbest conversation every He was like,
Speaker 1: you got at his friend and she's like Frankenstein, Monsters
Speaker 1: on the beach. Now you got John. He's like, what
Speaker 1: are you saying to that name? I remember? I love
Speaker 1: these slim pickens too. He was so, didn't he's safe
Speaker 1: straight to her face? Yeah? Like so so the only
Speaker 1: things left is slim pickens. Yeah, Like scrap scraps. She said,
Speaker 1: I've been waiting for you, So they're scrap. Yeah. He's like,
Speaker 1: he's like a twosts coming out. You got a broken heel.
Speaker 1: He said this to her to Christen about these scallops.
Speaker 1: She likes him cold, she likes him warm, eat him
Speaker 1: off of mat, eat him with a cat, true dat
Speaker 1: and pardon me. Was like, I'm so desperate for any
Speaker 1: form of entertainment that I was actually like that runs
Speaker 1: like good, almost Susian most he said, so you're just
Speaker 1: like so you just you just like, um, um, what
Speaker 1: is it? What are shrimp? Shrimp? Bartas stations like, He's
Speaker 1: like crustaceans, which scalops are not. And then she was
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, yeah, And I also like uh mai,
Speaker 1: and he was like, what's that. That's a fish. No,
Speaker 1: it was a conversation. It was that bad. Yeah. A
Speaker 1: scalop is not a crystal. It's a bivalve. It's not
Speaker 1: a clams muscles scalop. It's in a shell. So crustaceans
Speaker 1: are crab, lobster, and shrimp. I didn't know that. I
Speaker 1: didn't know there's a difference in shell fish between a
Speaker 1: crustacean and a bi valve. I've never heard the word
Speaker 1: bivalve me neither. I may be using it improperly, and
Speaker 1: I could be wrong about the ship, but nevertheless, we
Speaker 1: can judge him for not Okay, I adjured that he
Speaker 1: said she's only interested in one scalop? Is what he
Speaker 1: said about about scalop fingers? You're only interested? Oh, you're
Speaker 1: only interested in one scallop. It was just amazing. So
Speaker 1: now we can all picture his penis looks like a
Speaker 1: little scalp. Yeah, are we going to talk about the
Speaker 1: penis conversation? Yeah, so he was talking to Blake. Oh,
Speaker 1: you got a nice penis. You should show me. Why
Speaker 1: do you show me? I got a nice penis. I'll
Speaker 1: show you my penis. I'm a growing not a shower.
Speaker 1: We just we just do guys. Last year, he's definitely
Speaker 1: done it with guys. He do you think he's gay
Speaker 1: or just bisexual or what? I think he's gay for pay?
Speaker 1: I think he might. I think he might have a
Speaker 1: sugar daddy like he gets a nice shirts like. I
Speaker 1: think he yeah, my life, that's a good theory. I
Speaker 1: don't think he allows anal penetration. No, I think he
Speaker 1: I think I know what it is that he's doing
Speaker 1: and allowing to have done. But I think I think
Speaker 1: he receives can compact at San Francisco opened with Dean
Speaker 1: first question, did they offer your father a farm and
Speaker 1: a ministry to get to do first there? We're gonna
Speaker 1: go for Dean for the Bachelor? And I was like,
Speaker 1: they're they're priming his father right now. They land and
Speaker 1: a ministine acres and the what did she just question?
Speaker 1: Wasn't any like, hey, danaw you doing? Do you have
Speaker 1: foot at the festival? Jesus? Did he give your father
Speaker 1: a ministry and land? Doesn't that make sense if you
Speaker 1: were producing a show, That's what you would do if
Speaker 1: you wanted, you go and get the dad on board.
Speaker 1: Otherwise there's no show. I need to let kick Hannah. Anna.
Speaker 1: I think he said America is gonna hate me at
Speaker 1: the end of Bachelor. He wasn't going to be the bachelor.
Speaker 1: And Hanna, you're having a hard time. He said he
Speaker 1: hadn't spoken to his father. We are only two of
Speaker 1: us are going to leave her. We're all s okay,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, you're melting. And you've been moving on
Speaker 1: about Jasmine giving her rose after she made out with
Speaker 1: tickle and tickle opening the banana with his duiny hands
Speaker 1: was the show. And then can I tickle your pickle?
Speaker 1: And when she gave him the maybe I can tally
Speaker 1: your pickle and she gave him the rose. No way not.
Speaker 1: He's not that, he's not. And he's a doctor. He's
Speaker 1: a pediatrician. Let's remember that it's children. He works with children.
Speaker 1: That changes it entirely. Really really, he's got a basketful
Speaker 1: of tiny hands, yea, and some giant hands. Yes, that's
Speaker 1: when you give a kid nightmares for the rest of
Speaker 1: his life. I don't know, you know. And Jasmine is
Speaker 1: gonna like try to fuck him and he's gonna pull
Speaker 1: down his pants. Is gonna be like a fake pickle,
Speaker 1: and then the hand is a tiny hand is on
Speaker 1: the tip. He's like, it's just one big sex prame.
Speaker 1: My meeting today got canceled. Maybe she's doing the first
Speaker 1: time ever after podcast party. He we should do a party.
Speaker 1: Let me just have one glass of wine because I'm
Speaker 1: so hot. And I it's labor day. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: your birthday. When's your birthday? Her girfriend? Yesterday? I love
Speaker 1: Virgo so much. My brother's is today? My childhood. Tell
Speaker 1: my mom's is the seventeen yours first? What are you?
Speaker 1: My mom's birthday was the second, and Steve's birthday my by?
Speaker 1: Are you your areas your birthday? Guys? Rob is so handsome.
Speaker 1: Rob is very hands and he doesn't even need to
Speaker 1: shave his head. He's gonna give me a friendship. He's
Speaker 1: gonna give me a friendship. Kiss like Wells gave to
Speaker 1: Danielle like she just needed a kiss when she left.
Speaker 1: That was sweet and he and they have been friends,
Speaker 1: and like he knew it wasn't you know? He spoke
Speaker 1: about it afterwards. We didn't like that. He said she
Speaker 1: looked like she needed a kiss. No, he was saying,
Speaker 1: I didn't want her to leave Parents of Paradise not
Speaker 1: having had something rom it. I thought. I didn't think
Speaker 1: it was pity. I thought it was sweet. I really
Speaker 1: felt like it was like, don't give me your pity kiss,
Speaker 1: give me your kiss, kiss, Give me you did kiss, kiss,
Speaker 1: a great kiss, but own I don't know that was
Speaker 1: a kiss kiss? And then what I mean, do you
Speaker 1: just do that? That's what I'm gonna do with you.
Speaker 1: Friends just do that? Yeah, friends just apparently starting now
Speaker 1: they do Aristotle. What I think of all of this? Aristotle?
Speaker 1: Thank you for coming in. It's so hot and you
Speaker 1: you don't even watch the snatch Aler? Snatch Aler? Did
Speaker 1: you just make that up? I did? Did you like
Speaker 1: this snatch? What it is? It's snatching paradise? Sat g
Speaker 1: chilor give me this episode, Snatchler, this natural outstanding. That
Speaker 1: is a snatch, snatching hours of our lives by their
Speaker 1: disgusting snatch. Okay, let's just see are we missing anything?
Speaker 1: Danielle Okay? How do we feel about Daniel and Dingdong
Speaker 1: still being together the fun spot? Just keep each other around, okay?
Speaker 1: And he said, why would you be like an ostrogen?
Speaker 1: Go stick your hair and and then and she's like
Speaker 1: ostriches dying on the inside. Benzi leaving, Benzi leaving went
Speaker 1: home to his dog. He went home to his dog.
Speaker 1: Love him, We loved him. He's a door. Good for him.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the name of the dog? Was it
Speaker 1: robbed that figured out? Or? Anna noticed that he has
Speaker 1: a giant tattoo that says his own last name. Donna's
Speaker 1: arm says zorn down his arm a huge like a
Speaker 1: huge last name tattoo. There are plenty of fellows that
Speaker 1: do that, are you serious if they'll forget their own initials,
Speaker 1: giant tattoos. I was my mom is making me a
Speaker 1: ring and I get to like inscribe it with anything,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I should put bones on. I
Speaker 1: was like, that's not that classy. I was like, maybe
Speaker 1: all right, easy, and then I realized it looked like
Speaker 1: for Ben's more and that's not classic. Yeah. I wanted
Speaker 1: your bones off. I wanted to pe penis peck on
Speaker 1: my back. I'll peckle monster. Um, guys, what is there
Speaker 1: anything lefts is there anything? He was kind of get engaged,
Speaker 1: was going to be the bachelor. I think stupid ding
Speaker 1: dung um um, that's my trigger word. And he said buck, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh what's her if? I forgot about her tailor? And
Speaker 1: sweet she's captured, sweet ball iss Derek. I have to say, though,
Speaker 1: the fuck you by him was not great. It was bad,
Speaker 1: and I thought she actually she was ready to call
Speaker 1: him out. Yeah. No, you can't say you to a lady.
Speaker 1: You just can't. It just it was so the things
Speaker 1: that came so easily that I was like, what's his deal?
Speaker 1: She was right, like it was weird. I don't think
Speaker 1: he will ever say fuck you to anyone. I don't
Speaker 1: think you'll ever look her in the eye again. Something
Speaker 1: about trigger word rubs me the wrong way. You want
Speaker 1: to know what my trigger word is? Trigger boundary boundary?
Speaker 1: I had an Actually she just was like boundary boundary boundary,
Speaker 1: Like can I cross it? Can I cross that? I
Speaker 1: want to touch it. I did a wild horses show
Speaker 1: at UCB Saturday night, and there's like, I have no
Speaker 1: memory of this, but there was like a video one
Speaker 1: of the girls said she wore like a child size
Speaker 1: bra that she bought it Target. I don't know her,
Speaker 1: and I was like, let me say it. I want
Speaker 1: to say. It's a video of me standing over my
Speaker 1: finger like a hook, going let me peek down your shirt.
Speaker 1: I want to She was like no, no, I'm like
Speaker 1: I wanna pick. Let me pick. I need to pick.
Speaker 1: And I realized I am the creepiest. I don't know her.
Speaker 1: I wanted what kind of underwhere do you wear? I
Speaker 1: don't think I would do with us out of town.
Speaker 1: You were cute underwear? Do I what do you wear?
Speaker 1: I need I need to up my game. Um I'm
Speaker 1: wearing Okay, I actually know what I'm wearing I wear
Speaker 1: NATORI okay, feathers Okay, up? Phones off? She got stunned
Speaker 1: by a feet to feathers called like feathers thong or
Speaker 1: bliss feathers something Okay, Okay, I'm so bored my I
Speaker 1: need new underwear. I'm so bored, and get them on Amazon.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get on Amazon. I mean at a time,
Speaker 1: I'm so bored and and I need out of my game,
Speaker 1: and I'm missing all my underwear. I don't know where
Speaker 1: any of my underwear. Really need to splurge on good underwear.
Speaker 1: You really need to. You have much time. The bras
Speaker 1: are like sixty okay, okay, I have weird weird. Your
Speaker 1: pants are twenty a pair to a lot a lot,
Speaker 1: but you'll have them forever. They're very well made. Okay,
Speaker 1: what do you wear? What are you targing? Do you
Speaker 1: have cute and what are you wearing? Aaron? What do
Speaker 1: you wear? Where do you get your Anna has cute
Speaker 1: underwearywhere seven pairs were? What do you wearing? I'm not
Speaker 1: really I get soft like that seamless underwear. Target. I
Speaker 1: like Target targets good underwear. I have a lot of targets.
Speaker 1: Target songs, A lot of targets. I have some target
Speaker 1: thong songs. I have some target thong songs. Did you
Speaker 1: cotton or the seamless is just like the microfiber? I
Speaker 1: love microfiber, seamless microfibers. I have some black. I have
Speaker 1: some of that black stereos I learned house an adult
Speaker 1: typer because I am busy when you were a stereo stereous.
Speaker 1: What do you wear? I like a good soft boxer brief. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're back target black like designs on the Oh designs.
Speaker 1: What are you wearing right now? I think they have monkeys.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you gotta show you got a little top,
Speaker 1: a family, little fabrick. We're not at guys here it comes,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are want Okay? What are you wearing? Rob?
Speaker 1: I like that you also have that line. I just
Speaker 1: saw that line. You work out, Rob, you work out?
Speaker 1: What do you do for fitness? Um? I give a
Speaker 1: lot of friend kisses. That's good for the that's good
Speaker 1: for the app He kisses hard from the court. You guys,
Speaker 1: I don't think all of us will be assembled again together.
Speaker 1: So I mean paget is a job I keep forgetting
Speaker 1: everyone here is a joke I know, I know, I
Speaker 1: guy know, I know, I know. I'm going to I'll
Speaker 1: be in Atlanta a lot of the fall, you guys,
Speaker 1: so you'll be gone. So I wanted to say, my job,
Speaker 1: do we need to do another live show? New York
Speaker 1: really wants us? I want to do it. I want
Speaker 1: Where do we want to go next? We could do
Speaker 1: with the original We're Gotham used to be it's called
Speaker 1: the Metropolitan Room. Do we want to go to New York?
Speaker 1: Do we want to go back to Nashville both? Do
Speaker 1: we want to do one this fall or do we
Speaker 1: want to wait till next winter? I don't think we
Speaker 1: should wait. There won't be a show to discuss when
Speaker 1: we need. We also need a couple of contestants. Well,
Speaker 1: if we got contestants, then that's all we need, all right,
Speaker 1: TB D. Maybe if we do a live show, we
Speaker 1: will do a special pot about it and let you know,
Speaker 1: and we're we're discussing the world together as fronts. It's
Speaker 1: not just per episode. You get, you get, you get underwear,
Speaker 1: you get okay, get half Calvin Klein, half American Apparel, Okay,
Speaker 1: and apparel ones. Did you be Keeni breech or did
Speaker 1: you do the cute little boy shorts? Or do you do?
Speaker 1: I do? I do lady cute Calvin Klein and then
Speaker 1: the cute boy short. What are you wearing right now?
Speaker 1: I need to say, okay, thank you? There's are boy shorts?
Speaker 1: Were they bikini? There's a bikini? Dn't went in for
Speaker 1: the bird's eye view? What do I have? What is that?
Speaker 1: She's gonna took her under it across the dishwater gray
Speaker 1: that's seen better days. Yeah, I need to go shopping.
Speaker 1: I'm in my hand started new says. My meeting just
Speaker 1: got canceled. I'm gonna go right to Like God, you
Speaker 1: better not be in a car accident on your way home,
Speaker 1: because I need to underwear. If a paramedics sees that
Speaker 1: are just not gonna treat her. I exercise underwear that
Speaker 1: I get a target. They're cut in than with the
Speaker 1: lake for you exercising before. Don't show tim gunn your bloomers.
Speaker 1: I told you that I bloss all my underwear. That's
Speaker 1: why I need either gone. They're gone. I have like
Speaker 1: two pairs of underwear and I'm bad. I'm down to
Speaker 1: the bad. Throw them out the window on a road
Speaker 1: trip or angry fire. Thank you where Alex need to
Speaker 1: do a good job in my tax returns? After you win?
Speaker 1: Fuck me? Go on Amazon, go for the good underwear
Speaker 1: by thongs. That's a thong, righty? Do you? But do
Speaker 1: you wear like little like blue shorts or what like
Speaker 1: I wear? I wear? When you want to get fun?
Speaker 1: What do you wear? I can't right now? What do
Speaker 1: you wear? What do you wear when you're parading around?
Speaker 1: These are pretty good? That what I wear? It's always
Speaker 1: it's a thong song. But when I I sleep at night,
Speaker 1: I want cotton like bikini bottoms. Coverage, ask up full,
Speaker 1: ask coverage? What kind of what kind cotton? I don't know?
Speaker 1: You know the mallory? What's it called from Target? You
Speaker 1: know the Target? You know you get like three in
Speaker 1: a pack. What it's Because I'm afraid of spider is
Speaker 1: going to climb in my coach I have to wear.
Speaker 1: I have to wear cotton bikini on these. I can't sleep.
Speaker 1: I can't sleeping. Climb in there happen? You know what
Speaker 1: I know. I'm just a gread It might. I don't know.
Speaker 1: After my reason an't break out in the kitchen. I'm
Speaker 1: putting clothes on when I sleep. What if Paltrow sticks
Speaker 1: like fucking like crystals up shade and said, don't do
Speaker 1: it because you get it out. It is a porous rock,
Speaker 1: It can contain bacterio. Why would you stick a rock
Speaker 1: up your She's sticking a website stick of jade rock
Speaker 1: up your snoo. Nobody should doctors are advising against How
Speaker 1: do you get it? What was the first like? This
Speaker 1: is a positive move? How do you get the reason
Speaker 1: you get to build your pelvic muscles? I don't sure.
Speaker 1: I mean you mean because they're like because you're out
Speaker 1: do your kegels. Don't shove rocks up there. Trust me,
Speaker 1: that's not my problem. You know what happened here today?
Speaker 1: We shifted this podcast and something new and something beautiful,
Speaker 1: and I think it's I think it's important because the
Speaker 1: show sucks right now, we might also might die. This
Speaker 1: is okay. Here's the same guy. Email us where you
Speaker 1: want us to do? Would you if you'd rather us
Speaker 1: to go to So here's the thing, guys, before we
Speaker 1: get gone, we are Rose podcast at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: We want to know would you rather us to go
Speaker 1: to Nashville or New York. Secondly, here's the other thing.
Speaker 1: I realized I never explained how you do tweet at
Speaker 1: the week. It's a little late for that, but I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now. You tweet at me at
Speaker 1: art and marine looks like myrone and why are in?
Speaker 1: And then you hashtag w y a t R. That's
Speaker 1: how you get in the running for tweet of the Week. Third,
Speaker 1: are we getting We're gonna get to We're gonna do
Speaker 1: a couple of emails and the tweets. Is there anything
Speaker 1: that we haven't that we've left on the table? Guys?
Speaker 1: Is there anything we missed from the show? I don't
Speaker 1: think so. I'm gonna I'm gonna say overall, I think, uh,
Speaker 1: this was a great season for all of us. That's
Speaker 1: true for us together, us our enjoyment of each other. Yes, Padget,
Speaker 1: Let's say we were all single and we were on
Speaker 1: the island. We all just came barreling down the woodwork.
Speaker 1: Who would we Who would we bang at that island?
Speaker 1: Right now? Now? Could I bang Wells? You'd bang Wells?
Speaker 1: Can I bang Wells? If I could bang anyone, I
Speaker 1: might bang Dean? Really No, I would bang Wells. I
Speaker 1: would bang Wells. I would for sure Wells looks a
Speaker 1: little bit like my brothers. I can't say Wells, even
Speaker 1: though I would be well, I bang. Who would you bang? Christina?
Speaker 1: Who would you bang? I would bang Horgey. I really
Speaker 1: like hould you bang? If you if you had to
Speaker 1: bang anybody that had been on on Bachelor Paradise, you
Speaker 1: have to pick somebody. Otherwise you have to pick one.
Speaker 1: Pick winners like pick winners, blake anybody and I'm blanking
Speaker 1: Benjie Dean Wells, Jack, don't digging Balcone, Red Fred Fred.
Speaker 1: I'll pick freda serious. Who are you going to bang
Speaker 1: in the room right now? Okay? So here we go.
Speaker 1: Um and you know what, Rob, I just want to say,
Speaker 1: if we don't, I just with all of us together,
Speaker 1: you've been the best Bachelor of the Year that we've
Speaker 1: ever had. I don't know. I know it might be controversial,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to announce it yet, but I
Speaker 1: don't know. If you found love this year, you might
Speaker 1: have to find love next year. You might have to Yeah.
Speaker 1: I really don't know what's going to happen for me
Speaker 1: this year. And I really believe in love. I know,
Speaker 1: but Art and I need to go over some contracts stuff.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're definitely we've been and the funny
Speaker 1: it's you and Heightener and Ralph Garment and we also
Speaker 1: have um Kyle done again and Thomas but um, but
Speaker 1: I've been pretty good. It's looking for any strong to
Speaker 1: talk to our account and Alex. Yeah, and there are
Speaker 1: two emails that we got. This made me so happy overall.
Speaker 1: I want to say it's a review for our our
Speaker 1: twenty seventeen I must sit sixteen. This has been I
Speaker 1: thought I couldn't fall more in love with this podcast
Speaker 1: this year, and again I know there's more to come.
Speaker 1: This has been just a wonder adding in the live shows,
Speaker 1: it's been so fun. This ye, my only note is
Speaker 1: not enough. Paget. Oh, let's plan something, Okay, give me
Speaker 1: like a month's notice. Okay, done, It's a day November.
Speaker 1: Maybe a weekend, probably a weekend. You have to have
Speaker 1: to be weekend. Maybe guys can come to Atlanta, Okay,
Speaker 1: we could. Atlanta's got a fantastic comedy community. Maybe we
Speaker 1: could do Atlanta and I'll be there. We could do
Speaker 1: Atlanta like Atlanta. We could do it at Laughing School
Speaker 1: maybe yeah, Okay, Arden, Aaron, Rob Paget, Katie Anna and guests.
Speaker 1: This is from Esa Adams subject I converted my husband.
Speaker 1: I had to email you after one of the proudest
Speaker 1: moments of my life just happened. For several years now,
Speaker 1: I've said one of my greatest achievements other than having
Speaker 1: a lovely baby boy last year, was getting my husband
Speaker 1: into the Bachelor franchise. We just live for it and
Speaker 1: talk about endlessly. It makes crappy Sunday nights better knowing
Speaker 1: that it's coming on Monday. I feel half alive. But
Speaker 1: when it's an offseason, that makes three of us. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I've been pushing your w y a t R podcast
Speaker 1: on my husband for a few weeks, and he was
Speaker 1: always too distracted to fully pay attention and appreciate all
Speaker 1: caps the way I knew it deserved. I've been quoting
Speaker 1: all your silliness to him and really trying to rope
Speaker 1: him into caring as much as I do. And girl,
Speaker 1: there's eighteen rs. I got him. He came into our
Speaker 1: room tonight passionately singing your Mark Rivers theme song, and
Speaker 1: I swound nearly as hard as when we got engaged.
Speaker 1: I am so proud of him. Blah blah blah. All
Speaker 1: the best blah blah. Anyway, thanks again for I hope
Speaker 1: you do a live show in New York area in
Speaker 1: the future of recess out pronounced like sub but with
Speaker 1: an art in New York for restar. Okay, here's one
Speaker 1: more wound that's code fast. I gotta make that night
Speaker 1: for sure, busy bens or for sure. This is from
Speaker 1: Rachel Gert. Okay, this was an update art that so
Speaker 1: much to catch up on, like we're best buddies, l
Speaker 1: O L. First of all, some condolences and the loss
Speaker 1: of your father. Your openness about the emotions you were
Speaker 1: going through is very comforting to listen to his oddesse
Speaker 1: that sounds thank you for being really invulnerable. I just
Speaker 1: want to say it's very uncomfortable to be a human
Speaker 1: and actually say hey, I'm not at my best. And
Speaker 1: it turns out people don't shun you like you assume
Speaker 1: they do. They're nice to you when you say my
Speaker 1: dad died. Not go fund yourself sitting a hut and
Speaker 1: think about how shameful you are. That's what I thought
Speaker 1: they would do. Can I just say blob okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, Laslie. Can I just say, hearing you
Speaker 1: read my entire email in an episode while sitting in
Speaker 1: the car with my husband was a very surreal moment.
Speaker 1: So basically he lets her go listen to the podcast
Speaker 1: alone in the car because she wants to listen alone,
Speaker 1: so he lets her set in the car. He loved it.
Speaker 1: I'm confirmed. It confirmed to him that I am just
Speaker 1: as silly because she drives and she listened to the car.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want to listen with him. It confirmed to
Speaker 1: him that I am just as silly quirky as he
Speaker 1: thought I was when we got married. Being the amazing,
Speaker 1: caring person that he is, he's totally cool with me
Speaker 1: listen to your podcast in the car all on my own,
Speaker 1: and don't even tempt us with a throttle. There you go.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's already a word. It's
Speaker 1: already a word. So that's a second email. Rose Podcast
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. So anna, so he has tonight.
Speaker 1: There's gonna be another fucking podcast tomorrow, you guys, there's
Speaker 1: another one tomorrow. Are you doing it tomorrow? Fortune? Do
Speaker 1: you want to come? You want to come? You want? Okay?
Speaker 1: Here you come? Okay, so um okay, so um, so
Speaker 1: here we go. We have for today's podcast three tweets
Speaker 1: that are in the running, and we're gonna have air
Speaker 1: and read them because I am bad at it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she had me to do it last week. I'm not
Speaker 1: good at either. We missed you. We really, I'm really
Speaker 1: actively bad. And we set that? Where the funk are you?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Okay, where did you set that? Go? All right?
Speaker 1: First one up, Michelle Libel at Speaking Sarcasm. Kristen just
Speaker 1: accepted this date with the face of someone politely listening
Speaker 1: to the specials at a restaurant. Yeah, this one to
Speaker 1: the right. Yes, Sarah Weaver at The Poker Wife, Oh,
Speaker 1: I love this one. How to make a Murderer at
Speaker 1: Batch Paradise Style three parts Jackstone, two parts Desperate Virgins. Uh.
Speaker 1: Last one Derek Jackson at n O D like three
Speaker 1: one six Dean didn't get himself in a pickle. He
Speaker 1: was trying to get his pickle in something. Where are
Speaker 1: top of the three again? What are the GISTs? Uh?
Speaker 1: Kristen accepting the date with someone politely listening to a
Speaker 1: specialist restaurants. How to make a murderer and a pickle pickle.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna nominate pickle pickle and restaurant. Paget, I'm going
Speaker 1: with pickle, Pickle, I'm gonna go how to make a
Speaker 1: murderer That wasn't It wasn't restaurant, restaurant, restaurant or pickle. Um,
Speaker 1: I guess I go with pickle. I'm gonna go restaurant, Anna, restaurant, restaurant.
Speaker 1: I'm changing at the restaurant. Okay, so we have three
Speaker 1: restaurants too, Pigle. What are you going with the stereos? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Behind Victory Christon just accepted the state with the face
Speaker 1: of someone politely listening to the specials at a restaurant
Speaker 1: like like us. On iTunes and Facebook. We got some
Speaker 1: very good reviews this week. I'll just read I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna read you one of them, and then I will
Speaker 1: go bug myself five stars. I will always accept this
Speaker 1: rose from Nicky Star. I discovered Excepted for his podcast
Speaker 1: this summer after breaking my ankle for the third time
Speaker 1: in three years. That sounds like me, except for I've
Speaker 1: never broken my ankle. Art and Aaron Rob, Steve Paget,
Speaker 1: and other Steamed podcast members have carried me through the
Speaker 1: past four months of healing, similar to all the Honkey
Speaker 1: Bautcher men carrying art in both literally at outside lands
Speaker 1: and figuratively off freef Island. I'm so grateful for Arden's
Speaker 1: Bachelor Fever dream many seasons ago. I missed the color
Speaker 1: for commentary from Eddie peppatone um and something Else. I
Speaker 1: cut that off anyway. The second one five stars we
Speaker 1: got from Tickle the bestest of the best. I love
Speaker 1: this podcast so much. It's honestly the highlight of my week.
Speaker 1: That may sound like I have no life, but I
Speaker 1: actually do. It's just that this podcast is that fun
Speaker 1: to listen to. It's now one of my life's goals
Speaker 1: to win the way except this Rose tweet of the week,
Speaker 1: well it starts running out of episodes. So thank you
Speaker 1: Art and Aaron Paget, Katie, Anna Rob and even Steve
Speaker 1: Heidener sometime times for making me laugh so hard and
Speaker 1: giving me a purpose in life. Hashtag that was doing
Speaker 1: that to his? Did he did? We all did it
Speaker 1: to it? It was? Did he like it? I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I enjoyed they were all doing it to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah he didn't necessarily get it, he was, but anyway,
Speaker 1: I wanted to be sick of people doing He might
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, Li suck in conclusion. Paget, God, you're beautiful.
Speaker 1: I can't wait. That's what my underwears right now, like
Speaker 1: prematurely bad. Paget. Here's the thing. And he started off
Speaker 1: this season and I wanted you to say that you
Speaker 1: were my best friend. Then we fell in love initial
Speaker 1: and then you came and then we didn't carre Yankee
Speaker 1: and then you and then I had a thumble of
Speaker 1: wine and then you ordered me a thumble and gave
Speaker 1: me a meaning suit and I give you a crup shoulder,
Speaker 1: and then and then and then and then we hung
Speaker 1: out and you were fancy and stole a vol of wine.
Speaker 1: And then and then we like we like fell in
Speaker 1: love and a hot comic, a hot boy, my best
Speaker 1: friend you except my best friend room to your best
Speaker 1: friend room. I'm never gonna miss you so much. And
Speaker 1: you know what, you got to go keep that CBS procedural.
Speaker 1: You go stick your landing, and that solve all those murderers, Prentice.
Speaker 1: You got murders, desis is it usually men who murder?
Speaker 1: Usually men who murder? Man? Do you have anything to say? Anybody?
Speaker 1: I love you individually in a group, all annastereos, anything
Speaker 1: you want to say, listen to Anna's podcast, listen to
Speaker 1: my podcast. It's so hot in here. Oh, there's also
Speaker 1: animals that if you could foster an animal. We had
Speaker 1: a new pet adoption which I will read tomorrow. Um
Speaker 1: l A needs fosters because of the fires in Burbank,
Speaker 1: and there's fosters needed in Texas. A tame sexy lovers.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's got hold with me and my
Speaker 1: meeting got catsle Aaron fainted? Am I gonna buy my
Speaker 1: Underpath Amazon? Where you show me what you're wearing under
Speaker 1: another region? A time wearing green? Did wearing long? You're
Speaker 1: from unders enter my ball? Where's your speed? Over rock?
Speaker 1: You're gonna married tomorrow? I can't sweat turn so early
Speaker 1: in the day. This is what happened to Evan. They
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