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Speaker 1: Gotta give props to one of our listeners named Kennedy,

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Speaker 1: who went the extra mile to set up this prank today. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I love that she just started dating a new guy,

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Speaker 1: and she told him that her younger brother has been

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Speaker 1: having trouble meeting women on the apps. So she asked

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Speaker 1: if he'd be willing to just take a minute and

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Speaker 1: talk to her brother over the phone to help him.

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Speaker 2: Out a little bit.

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Speaker 1: One tiny issue with that she doesn't actually have a

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Speaker 1: younger brother. She made him up also that we could

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Speaker 1: mess with her new guy over the phone. It's your

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Speaker 1: phone tap right now?

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Speaker 3: Hello?

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Speaker 2: Oh is this Danny aka doctor Love?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Danny paging Doctor Love. You've got a patient in the

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Speaker 2: oar and his dating life is in critical condition.

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Speaker 3: What's going on? Who is this.

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Speaker 2: Messing with you? It's Wesley and Kennedy's little brother.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she said that you'd be giving me a call.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll get to the point. I could really use

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Speaker 2: your help with the the females. You know, I'm trying

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Speaker 2: to score some strange you're trying to do? What score strange?

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Speaker 2: Because Kennedy said that you two met on a on

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Speaker 2: a dating app and your bio was hell afire, So

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Speaker 2: I just need advice from the man.

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Speaker 3: It's you. I don't know if I'm the man, but

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Speaker 3: yeah we did. We met on an app.

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Speaker 2: Come on, don't be humble. He scored my sister and

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Speaker 2: she's like a hard six on a bad day. Hey, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I can't pull that in my dreams. I get I'm

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Speaker 2: not worthy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Like I said, I'm a little I'm a

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Speaker 3: little busy right now. So if this something I can

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Speaker 3: help you with, I gotta get moving.

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Speaker 2: I just need some feedback on my Tinder bio. Yeah shoot,

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Speaker 2: and right now, my user name is you shoot I score.

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Speaker 2: Pretty sweet. You can get it because you shoot I score.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I don't know. I don't know if

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Speaker 3: I would go with that. You know, I just with

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Speaker 3: my name.

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Speaker 2: It was either that or Bill Nye the Russian spy,

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Speaker 2: because yeah, I get it because normally he's he's a

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Speaker 2: science man, and it showcases my personality.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to tell you what to do. You

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Speaker 3: got to go with your instincts. But if I'm you're asking,

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Speaker 3: you should just use your name?

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Speaker 2: So should should I call myself Big Wes the b Dubbs?

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Speaker 3: Maybe just Wes Well Wesley I don't like it.

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Speaker 2: I like the Russian Spy musical Again.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if I don't think a woman's going

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Speaker 3: to read that and sing it, you're you're.

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Speaker 2: Let's we should just move on to the bio part.

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Speaker 2: That's the juice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I gotta got along my bio.

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Speaker 2: I put first ball, I'm a cheap date because all

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Speaker 2: I eat is taco bell.

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Speaker 3: And maybe just say something like you have a sense

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Speaker 3: of humor or something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And then I said, Plus, we'll never have to

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Speaker 2: argue about where we spend the holidays because my parents

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Speaker 2: are dead. So there's that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I don't know it's funny because they're not really dead,

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Speaker 2: but it's it's a good talking point for the first date.

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Speaker 3: It's a little morbid. I don't think anyone would know that,

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Speaker 3: Like they're not going to know that.

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Speaker 2: Just oh like uh like keep it simple, Like if

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Speaker 2: you're looking for a good time, I will mace you

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Speaker 2: with hundreds of useless fun facts. What because I know

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Speaker 2: a lot of fun facts and I will smother you

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Speaker 2: with them.

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Speaker 3: You can't say nce you don't. You can't. It's you're

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Speaker 3: trying to meet someone. You can't say you're going to

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Speaker 3: mace them. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't lead off

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Speaker 3: with any of this.

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Speaker 2: Should I take something out or add add something.

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Speaker 3: On and maybe you say you're quirky or something like that. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you just try to just you know, be yourself.

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Speaker 2: So if I said I'm a cycle, but the good kind,

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Speaker 2: that's kind of it's kind of true.

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Speaker 3: No, now you're not listening to me.

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Speaker 2: It's it's true. I took one of those online psychopath

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Speaker 2: tests and it came back positive.

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Speaker 3: We don't tell anybody that. Okay, you gotta you gotta

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Speaker 3: talk about your hobbies, and you know, don't be don't

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Speaker 3: be so weird about everything. Just like your hobbies, what

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Speaker 3: you're into, what you like.

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Speaker 2: Well, I guess I am if I think about it.

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Speaker 2: I'm super good at making cereal.

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Speaker 3: You said what you're good at?

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Speaker 2: What making cereal? You know? For breakfast? Oh, my ladies,

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Speaker 2: get ready to meet the serial killer. No, no, he's

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Speaker 2: a good cycle.

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Speaker 3: No, listen to me. You got to stay away from

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Speaker 3: all this weird stuff. No one wants to go out

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Speaker 3: a serial killer or someone who's who's going to be

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Speaker 3: in a psycho none of that. Don't do that.

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Speaker 2: But I have a question.

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Speaker 3: I gotta go get ready for work.

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Speaker 2: Okay, before you hang up, I'm not really Kennedy's little brother.

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Speaker 2: I'm just the stud radio host doing the prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: You watch your good Hello Riz a second, are you ye? Dude?

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Speaker 1: My name is actually jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the Morning. Noways nice to meet you, budd. Your girlfriend

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Speaker 1: Kennedy sets you up for this phone tab. She doesn't

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Speaker 1: even have a little brother.

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Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: She did the whole thing just to set up this call.

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Speaker 3: That's insane. I was thinking, how am I gonna help

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Speaker 3: This guy?

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Speaker 2: Name is serial god killer with a c.

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Speaker 3: Oh That voice is scary. The week up every morning

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Speaker 3: was phone Tab weekday mornings on the twenties Brook and

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning