WEBVTT - Lap Dogs 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.360 Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller 0:00:02.400 --> 0:00:06.680 Show weekdays at two a m. Eastern eleven p m. PACIFICO. 0:00:07.880 --> 0:00:11.360 If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week 0:00:11.480 --> 0:00:14.880 was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants of 0:00:14.920 --> 0:00:18.560 the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:21.439 crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the rich 0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:25.840 pill poppers in the penthouse. The Clearinghouse of Hot takes 0:00:25.920 --> 0:00:29.720 break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:37.720 Maller starts right now that it is welcome in the 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:43.240 beginning of another, yet another podcast. Eight days a week 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:46.640 here because four hours are not enough even on an 0:00:46.800 --> 0:00:50.960 NFL Sunday. We are here, and we are here because 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:54.080 you knuckleheads kept downloading this podcast last week. We threw 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:56.280 it out there as a test. We were hoping you 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:59.160 wouldn't listen, but the numbers were good, and so we 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:02.600 are back yet and and this is a mail bag podcast. 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:05.440 Let's not waste any time. We welcome in right over 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:08.400 there west of the four oh five, the narcissist himself, 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:11.360 the man that will waste no time talking about how 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:25.199 great he is. David Gascon. I'm like Netflix, Ben maller. 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:28.120 I am on demand, loud and proud, nothing to be 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:32.759 ashamed of football and gambling. That's what we're talking about 0:01:33.160 --> 0:01:36.360 on Benny Versus the Penny. Yes, and of course NFL 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:40.280 Week number two it is here and we got people 0:01:40.280 --> 0:01:43.319 bitching Amon and of course into your mail bag. So yes, yes, 0:01:43.440 --> 0:01:45.520 let's get right to it. So these are actual questions. 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:48.400 Most of them came from the Facebook page, which is 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:54.360 Ben Mallard Show on Facebook. Now that's a Gascon free zone. 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:57.680 That is a Gascon free zone. You don't have to 0:01:57.680 --> 0:02:02.120 worry about that at all Gascon. But on the Facebook page, 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:04.600 benou and like us on there, people going on they're 0:02:04.600 --> 0:02:06.800 not liking the page. You gotta like the page? Can you? 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:10.640 Can you pen Benny Versus? Depending on Facebook then so 0:02:10.680 --> 0:02:13.160 we can get uh yeah, yeah, I'll pin it on there. 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:15.880 I'll put it on there. Yeah, I'll have to remember, well, 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:17.840 I probably should have already done it before this. You know, 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:19.480 I probably should have done it before this because this 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:21.760 is our Sunday Show guest con. So it's I'm guessing 0:02:21.760 --> 0:02:23.760 it's already on there. You dummy. That's a bad job 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:25.359 by you. I don't know what's wrong with you. Well, 0:02:25.400 --> 0:02:27.440 it's just a friend of minor in case because certain 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:30.600 times with podcasts that go out at different times, and uh, 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:33.760 you know your scheduled TETs don't always Well, we're also 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:37.160 the Real Fifth Hour available on the Real Fifth Hour 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:41.160 at gmail dot com. Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:44.560 You can send us an email there and send us 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:47.800 all kinds of interesting questions and do we have some 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:52.680 of those questions. Glen in Chicago, for example, wrote in 0:02:53.600 --> 0:02:57.400 and he says, have you were gags ever farted? And 0:02:57.480 --> 0:03:01.280 it smelled like either teen spirit purple rain or a 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:09.400 fresh fruit compost compost. They had a good, good smelling No. 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:13.280 But it's the art of crop testing when you're in 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:17.840 a bar or club though, No, no, no, that's wrong. Elevator, No, 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:21.200 you can't elevator. You can't do it in an elevator 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:23.720 because you're stuck. You're confined there. No no, no, no, 0:03:23.720 --> 0:03:25.440 no no no. But if you crop testing a bar 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:28.240 or a club, then you've got a bunch of attractive 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:30.160 people looking at each other and said, who the fund 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:37.160 did that? Uh? And the key is to not You 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:40.000 gotta stay in character and not make it seem like 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:42.280 you're you farted, you know, you can't pull your leg 0:03:42.360 --> 0:03:44.280 up like a dog or anything like that. You can't. 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:48.720 You gotta be very smooth. It would be a little awkward. Yeah, elevator, 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:51.480 just like stretching a little bit. We we worked my 0:03:51.520 --> 0:03:54.440 handstrings while I just rip ass here. Glenn had a 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:57.080 lot of questions this, does Regina have a Facebook or 0:03:57.120 --> 0:04:01.200 a Twitter account? Regina, Regina in minnesot to spend psychogenia. 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:02.960 Thank you, Thank you for listening to the radio show. 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:07.400 Guest Guyn you schmuck wow. Regina. She she likes to 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:09.960 sit on her you know, dryer and washing machine or whatever. 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:14.120 And all right, And Glenn also says he wants us 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:17.880 to interview less Grobstein, and I'd love to put less on. 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:20.560 I don't have a I don't have a contact. I 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:23.279 met Less years ago at the NBA Finals. But you 0:04:23.279 --> 0:04:26.440 know who less Robstein is? Yeah, how do you know him? Though? Well, 0:04:26.480 --> 0:04:29.200 I don't really know. I met him at an NBA 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:32.320 Finals game I was at. He's a Chicago legend. I 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:35.360 want to talk to him just about his famous Lee 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:38.680 Ilia thing that he was the guy that recorded the 0:04:38.720 --> 0:04:43.719 greatest meltdown in sports history from Lee Elia, the cub 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:46.960 manager who said eight five percent of the world's working. 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:49.440 The other fifteen percent come out here. It's a playground 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:53.559 for the blank blanks. They don't even work, get a job, 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:57.840 you know. He went on that whole ran all right, 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:04.159 I'm ran for um Vancouver writes in and uh he 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:09.159 has a Mallew Militia Pledge of allegiance, and uh do 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:12.719 you want to hear that? Um? I'm scared to ask 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:14.440 for it, but since we're reading it, might as well. 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:16.640 All Right, this is some I'm ran, very talented man 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:20.799 in Vancouver. Mallew Militia Pledge of Allegiance. I pledge allegiance 0:05:20.839 --> 0:05:24.680 to the letters missing sign of Fox Sports Radio and 0:05:24.720 --> 0:05:28.360 the debauchery for which it stands. One militia under God, 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:33.000 pretty divided with liberty and justice when the astros fall. 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:36.599 That's good, that's solid, that's real, good am. I gonna 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:39.080 have to add that to that. I'm gonna have to 0:05:39.120 --> 0:05:41.960 add that to the everything we do here. You maybe 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:45.640 you may have to start that off before every opening monologue. 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:47.440 Do you think so? Do you think that's worth it? 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:50.320 That's good man, guys, good man, these guys are talented 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:53.640 guestcon So I have the Mallew Militia oath. I have 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:56.640 the Mallew Militia motto and now we can add the 0:05:56.680 --> 0:05:59.880 Mallew Militia Pledge allegiance. Yeah, that's good man. That might 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:03.440 you a call to start your show off in Wow. 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:08.440 All right, that's a that's a good job by I'm Rand. 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:11.520 That is uh. I'm gonna have to use that. And 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:14.080 he's not a Homer, He's not a Dodger fans, so 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:15.720 it makes it even better. He's north of the border 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:23.360 in Vancouver, so ohka. My home and native home in 0:06:23.480 --> 0:06:27.320 native Land doesn't matter. I'm American. I can butcher the words. 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:29.560 Didn't they change the words anyway and make them soft 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:32.160 in the Canadian inst anthem? I thought they did, didn't they? 0:06:32.880 --> 0:06:37.720 I think they went soft. They're unfortunate. Fortunately. I'm Rand 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:40.000 also says I've been listening to Benny Versus the Penny 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:42.600 for years now, but still have no idea how it works. 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:44.680 You please explain it to me. Well, yes, I'm Rand. 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:47.839 I'll give you the tutorial on Benny Versus the Penny, 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:50.160 but it's pretty simple. I handicapped the game. I picked 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:52.920 the game and and then we go to the penny, 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:56.840 and the penny is flipped. And the way we do 0:06:56.960 --> 0:07:02.200 this year is head now that gascon. You're the penny, 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:04.480 so you you you know how this works? Right? Heads? 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:09.320 Is which Homer Road road? Uh? No, home should be 0:07:09.320 --> 0:07:11.840 home guest gnat by, you know, because you sit on 0:07:11.840 --> 0:07:16.600 your ass on your tail to travel somewhere. Right. Yeah, yeah, 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:20.520 so that's I've always I've done tales as on the road. 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:22.600 Oh I do it the other way around like they 0:07:22.920 --> 0:07:25.120 My god, I do it like the reverse that explains 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:28.920 a lot gascon. Wait what you're you're getting it wrong. 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:33.520 I've been getting it wrong this whole time. I'm rand 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:37.720 has just exposed you. Jesus, you can't even flip a 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:45.800 goddamn penny without sucking it up. Unbelievable, unbelievable. Well, he 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:51.000 should tune in and watch every week on YouTube. Adrian 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:52.880 in the Mile High City rights and he says, Ben, 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:56.280 as a brigadier general of the Mallam Militia here in Denver, Colorado, 0:07:56.320 --> 0:07:58.880 I am wondering when you will be flying into town 0:07:59.320 --> 0:08:02.760 for your man have played a rocky mountain Oysters, there 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:04.600 you go. I tell that narcissist west of the four 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:08.000 oh five guy to pound, saying well, thank you Adrian, 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:09.760 thank you for your support. I think I wrote back 0:08:09.760 --> 0:08:14.920 to you, thank you for your support, dog, and I 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:17.640 hope you I hope you heard me, Adrian, because on Friday, 0:08:17.760 --> 0:08:23.200 I was on the afternoon drive show on Altitude Sports 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:26.600 Radio ninety two point five on the FM dial and 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:29.119 I called in there and they busted my balls about 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:33.800 having to eat bolt testicles. So that's true. Yeah, there 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:35.560 you go. I like this guy because he hates you. 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:42.360 Fucking boot out of his mouth. Uh let's see. Yeah 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:44.400 all right, man, that's when do we want to do here? 0:08:44.520 --> 0:08:49.840 Any meny mighty mo. I'm sending an email right now, guest, 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:51.559 because I guy, I got right back to these people 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:53.959 as many as I can. I get a lot of email, 0:08:54.040 --> 0:08:55.800 I can't right back to there. I have to respond 0:08:56.000 --> 0:09:00.199 right now in real time. Penny, you don't how to 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:04.400 live respond to everyone making a comment. This is don't 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:07.360 play the fourth wall, my man, my man. Let the 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:10.560 people into your world, man, let them into your world, 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:12.880 all right. Johnny from Florida says, what it sounds like 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:14.920 it came from you? Is this your burner account on Facebook? 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:17.480 Johnny from Florida says, why does the mallem militsia have 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:20.959 so many drunks and alcoholics in it? How can you 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:27.120 possibly be proud of these underbellies of society. First of all, Johnny, 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:31.120 you live in Florida, so I wouldn't talk about that. Uh. 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:35.040 And aren't drunks and alcoholics the same thing? Isn't that 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:39.400 a synonym? Like drunk, drunk and alcoholic? Like they're synonyms 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:41.400 for each other. Right, So you use the same word twice. 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:44.240 Bad job by you. Some people can be drunk and 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:47.199 not an alcoholic. No, no, the way he said it, drunks, 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:51.640 if you're you're drunk, you're an alcohol same damn thing. 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:56.160 And unlike you, Johnny, I again improving that I don't 0:09:56.240 --> 0:09:59.560 judge people. And it's it's kind of like the mallard. 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:01.839 I just athletes and people in sports, but it's it's 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:05.280 the mallet militia matta. Right. We believe on this show 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:10.240 that every man, woman, and child is welcome to take 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:13.080 the malle militia oath that we have to join. I 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:16.040 don't care if you're liberal or conservative, you're gay or straight, 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:19.280 if you're an alcoholic, a drug addict, you're a criminal. 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:22.720 You're a police officer. Any race, color, creed, or religion, 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:24.880 but all you have to do is you have to 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:26.640 be friendly to those of us on the show. You 0:10:26.640 --> 0:10:28.840 have to have thick skin, you you have to learn 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:32.079 how to take yourself lightly, and most importantly of all, 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:33.920 you have to be willing to bust balls with all 0:10:33.920 --> 0:10:36.720 the other people on the Mallew militia. That's it. And 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:39.680 so what am I supposed to not welcome in beer 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:42.200 drinking Brian and a half pint and all these these 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:45.120 characters that are part of the show. Screw you, Johnny 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:48.040 a fan of Johnny. It's got a great point. It's 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:52.400 probably because you are Johnny. Five stars for Johnny. Screw you, Johnny, 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:57.240 Travis and Roseberg, right Sin Roseberg Organ, I believe he 0:10:57.280 --> 0:11:00.439 says question for Gascon. With the recent flip air up 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:03.320 of the Curse of the Bembino, do you or any 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:07.600 other Fox members Fox Sports Radio members worry about your 0:11:07.679 --> 0:11:12.080 personal safety? Yeah, I worry about it, especially because of 0:11:12.120 --> 0:11:16.640 what's happened over the last year. I've had multiple windows 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:21.000 blasted out, I've gotten into a car accident. I've had 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:25.960 a severe ear infection. UM, I've had some damage done 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:28.280 to me. I've blown out a hamstring, I've blown out 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:31.120 a quad I've had some bad things happened to me 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:34.600 since I joined this fucking operation with Ben Mallow. It's 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:37.840 like this dark cloud that was over him is now 0:11:37.880 --> 0:11:40.920 transferred over to me. I'm just waiting for a piano 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:44.400 to fall on my head. Wow, this is a real 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:49.440 SOB story. Lets you feel bad for me, like I'm 0:11:49.480 --> 0:11:52.120 an up and comer, you know, West of the four 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:56.720 oh five, full head of hair, big strong shoulders, good looking, 0:11:56.960 --> 0:12:01.520 great personality. Don't be don't be eating your grinder profile 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:04.440 on the podcast, and again kiscounts bat jump by you. 0:12:04.520 --> 0:12:07.920 Let's save that for that website. That's it. Let me 0:12:07.920 --> 0:12:10.760 play the world's smallest violin for you. And while I'm 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:13.199 doing that to help you out two for one, I'm 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:16.480 gonna shed crocodile tears. That's what I'm gonna do, crocodile 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:19.080 tears for you. You You have to at least feel bad 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:20.439 for me the fact that I have to drive to 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:23.960 work every day. You get to go to a radio station. 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:27.040 My dream was to go to radio radio station. It 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:28.760 was my dream when I was a kid growing up. 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:30.480 I wanted to be the guy on the radio. You 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:34.599 get to do that. You're living out childhood dreams. I 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:36.679 don't know if I had childhood dreams of working at 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:39.800 a radio station, of course, because you grew up west 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:42.520 of the four Old. So those of us that are 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:45.360 more relatable, like what's it like to be in the 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:50.280 Magic radio box? What is that like for the Avery Tower? Alright, Matt? 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:55.080 You know my run New York. That's a Tom Looney 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:57.480 country on Modern New York. It's upstate New York, escount. 0:12:57.520 --> 0:12:58.800 You know, there's more to New York than just New 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:02.120 York City. New work like plastid and yeah, I've been 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:08.439 to a few. Here we go, Buffalo, Here we go, Rochester, Hello, Rochester. 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:11.679 All right, Pennon Guescon. If you had to choose, would 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:16.079 it be no candy on Halloween or no turkey on Thanksgiving? 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:20.160 Matt writes in to say no turkey on Thanksgiving? I agree, Uh. 0:13:20.200 --> 0:13:22.480 And the reason I would go no turkey is because 0:13:22.520 --> 0:13:26.080 my mom May she rest in peace. Her favorite meal 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:28.760 was turkey, which is good for my mom. But I 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:32.400 eat so much turkey any big event, any of us 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:34.400 in the household had a birthday, I'm gonna make a 0:13:34.400 --> 0:13:39.400 turkey for you. Thanksgiving obviously turkey, you know New Year's turkey. Uh, 0:13:39.559 --> 0:13:42.480 anything literally fourth of July. Let's have a turkey. I 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:44.880 ate so much goddamn turkey when I was a kid. 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:48.959 I don't even I don't eat it Thanksgiving. Now we 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:52.199 go to the the in laws, and I don't. I 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:54.080 don't usually eat it. I'm like, yeah, I'm good all 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:57.559 the stuffing and the sides and all that. Guy, anyway 0:13:57.559 --> 0:14:00.280 than turkey, are you well being Jewish? I have always 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:05.240 eating the ham a lot guests. Guy clearly yes, no, lamb, guy, 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:08.679 I don't like lamb. I I would eat turkey. I 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:13.120 don't hate. I guess I don't hate. Hates a strong emotion. 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:17.360 It's not my favorite. So but I love candy. Uh 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:20.960 love candy. You can't, Yeah, you can't get rid of 0:14:21.120 --> 0:14:24.040 candy on Halloween. Like I know our governor treed canceling it. 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:29.600 But you know, candy is a musk nestly crunch nickers, 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:34.000 M and M's pieces. Yea, and candy has been socially 0:14:34.040 --> 0:14:37.360 distancing for you. Halloween has been socially distancing because everyone's 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:42.520 wearing a man, all right. Kentucky J from Scottsville, Kentucky 0:14:42.640 --> 0:14:47.000 rights in says Kentucky Tay and I were out in 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:51.520 and about and we noticed we have our first Raising 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:54.800 Canes here. What what is the go to food? Well, 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:59.840 thank you, some big warm something semi fucking warm. The 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:02.040 amazing thing, Gascount is if you eat the food right 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:04.720 when it's delivered, it's warm. It's shocking. It's a new 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:06.920 concept to you. But if you show up late and 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:11.840 ice cold, that's on you. So Kentucky j and Kentucky Tay, 0:15:11.920 --> 0:15:14.480 let me tell you something. You are very lucky. The 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:17.040 property values in your area are gonna go up having 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:21.200 a Raising Canes and you can't go wrong. Literally, everything 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:23.200 on the menu is a chicken finger. It really just 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:25.920 depends on how hungry you are, and that's really what 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:29.480 it depends. Now, my go to item, even the chicken 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:32.200 sandwiches they have at Raising Canes are just chicken fingers 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:34.800 with bread on top. That's it. But my go to 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:36.880 is the Kenny at Combo, which is the biggest meal 0:15:36.920 --> 0:15:39.560 deal you can get, all right, Kenny at Combo. That's 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:42.560 a six piece combo with the bread the Texas toast. 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:44.680 Now the veteran move here. A lot of people don't 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:48.000 know this. Raising Canes will only toast the bread on 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:50.800 one side. You have to say toasted on both sides, 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:53.720 and they'll toast the bed on both sides. Then the 0:15:53.760 --> 0:15:55.560 other thing is I'm not a cold slaw guy because 0:15:55.560 --> 0:15:58.800 it's in the vegetable family, So I say no Coaslaw 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:02.880 extra fies, and then on top of that, for an 0:16:02.920 --> 0:16:06.320 extra twenty cents, I get the lemonade. So the candy 0:16:06.400 --> 0:16:11.200 at Combo six piece, no Coast Law extra fries, Texas 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:18.960 toast cooked on both sides, lemonade, light ice, boom, nirvana, heaven, wonderful, great, 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:23.560 as good as it gets, reason to be alive. It's 0:16:23.560 --> 0:16:25.120 a good idea. I think I'll send a couple of 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:31.040 pictures of that to you on Monday through your Thursday shows. Uh. Secondly, 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:34.600 Kentucky J Wrights and says you will have a new 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:38.680 hat soon. What funk is that? And calm down, gas 0:16:38.920 --> 0:16:44.560 and Gascon will get his Kentucky Bourbon Day. I think 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:48.000 you're coming out ahead. Yeah on that one. We'll we'll 0:16:48.000 --> 0:16:49.800 have to share that. That would be that would be 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:53.480 very thoughtful if you did do that. You now suddenly 0:16:53.760 --> 0:16:56.280 you went from how great is that? The our friend 0:16:56.400 --> 0:16:59.840 Kentucky Tang, Kentucky Ja, the Power couple of Kentucky, the 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:02.640 US to right, They're gonna be like, well, so this 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:04.879 guy was gonna bash us, guest, and that's how how 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:07.200 much of a schmucky is he was about to kill you? 0:17:07.560 --> 0:17:11.320 But then it proves everyone's got their price. And all 0:17:11.359 --> 0:17:13.840 you have to do for gag on is Kentucky bourbon. 0:17:14.240 --> 0:17:16.280 That's all you have to do is Kentucky bourbon. I 0:17:16.280 --> 0:17:19.199 I aired on the set of Caution. I was I 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:23.600 was deliberate at my approach and and I thought otherwise. So, yeah, 0:17:23.600 --> 0:17:25.480 we're talking about this last week, right, because didn't you 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:28.400 say you have some moonshine that was left over? And 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:31.280 I do? I do? Uh our guy from Pennsylvania send 0:17:31.280 --> 0:17:35.320 me some moonshine and uh it's here having a big 0:17:35.400 --> 0:17:39.240 jug and uh so we can have bourbon and moonshine. 0:17:39.280 --> 0:17:44.960 Oh man, total Hillbillies from great from Kentucky. Yeah, that'd 0:17:44.960 --> 0:17:53.360 be nice. Wow. Alright, Sean from ocean Side sun North County, 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:59.680 I want to talk sports with you. Sean and Oceanside, California, says, 0:17:59.720 --> 0:18:03.280 what's city or town in the United States have you 0:18:03.400 --> 0:18:08.520 not visited but wanted to for a long time. Yeah, 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:11.040 I've not been to Nashville, and there's a lot of places. 0:18:11.080 --> 0:18:14.160 I I'm so jealous of my friends that have driven 0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:16.640 across the country. I'm jealous of the truck drivers. I'd 0:18:16.680 --> 0:18:20.360 love to be able to take a month and just 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:24.000 do roots sixties six and drive through all these little 0:18:24.000 --> 0:18:26.320 small towns and I I want to go through the 0:18:26.359 --> 0:18:29.080 South and see that in the history of the Civil 0:18:29.080 --> 0:18:31.360 War and some of those museums before they all get 0:18:31.359 --> 0:18:33.560 torn down and all that stuff. And then you know, 0:18:33.640 --> 0:18:36.320 and and and I've been to the Northeast a lot. 0:18:36.400 --> 0:18:39.240 I've been through the Northeastern states, and I've been to 0:18:39.440 --> 0:18:41.520 the big cities when I was doing stuff with the Dodges. 0:18:41.560 --> 0:18:43.040 But I just like to go out and I'd like 0:18:43.080 --> 0:18:46.600 to go to Minnesota. I've been to the airport. Um 0:18:46.640 --> 0:18:48.399 I need to go to Cincinnati. Been to the airport 0:18:48.480 --> 0:18:50.560 there also. But we have a lot of listeners in 0:18:50.560 --> 0:18:52.679 those cities. I'd love to hang on with you what 0:18:52.760 --> 0:18:55.520 we did in Seattle and what we've done in a 0:18:55.560 --> 0:18:58.080 few other places. I I did have a mallar meet 0:18:58.080 --> 0:18:59.640 and greet in the early days. We had a mallar 0:18:59.720 --> 0:19:05.120 meeting great in Syracuse, and we also met listeners in Pittsburgh. 0:19:05.160 --> 0:19:07.439 And so we've done it in a few sporadic cities. 0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:09.520 But that'd be a lot of fun to go to 0:19:09.640 --> 0:19:12.560 like Minnesota and do it in the Twin Cities in 0:19:12.600 --> 0:19:16.080 Minneapolis and see, we really really should go like the 0:19:16.119 --> 0:19:20.080 wintertime in like late January February when there's a blizzard 0:19:20.119 --> 0:19:22.800 to get the full Minnesota experience. Well, the nice thing 0:19:22.920 --> 0:19:24.680 is is you've been out of the studio for the 0:19:24.760 --> 0:19:28.119 last eight months, and we have all these affiliates across 0:19:28.119 --> 0:19:30.520 the country. Why don't you just pack up and go 0:19:30.680 --> 0:19:34.760 and then do your show from an affiliate. Yeah, but 0:19:34.960 --> 0:19:37.480 the whole point of it is to like have get 0:19:37.520 --> 0:19:40.840 togethers and press the flesh and meet people and hang out. 0:19:40.920 --> 0:19:42.679 And I don't think we're allowed to do that, at 0:19:42.720 --> 0:19:44.879 least not in California. I don't know. Other states have 0:19:45.000 --> 0:19:48.080 real politicians that are are good and it would probably 0:19:48.080 --> 0:19:51.000 allow you to do that. Carlos, you can do you 0:19:51.040 --> 0:19:53.320 can do a virtual meeting. Great, like they play football 0:19:53.359 --> 0:19:58.120 here in California with the college programs tackling dummies. Yeah, 0:19:58.160 --> 0:20:01.080 that's that's just as effective. Uh, let's see, you don't 0:20:01.119 --> 0:20:04.159 mean Mark Carlos Bang Bang Houston, Texas says, how do 0:20:04.200 --> 0:20:07.640 you memorize all your nicknames and do you have them 0:20:07.640 --> 0:20:11.879 written down somewhere. While you're at it, give us all 0:20:12.160 --> 0:20:18.000 your forty plus nicknames. I guess Gon, the people want 0:20:18.040 --> 0:20:20.000 the nicknames. You've got to give the people what they want. 0:20:20.040 --> 0:20:24.240 Guest got no, no, Carlos. I mean, listen. If he's 0:20:24.280 --> 0:20:26.640 a satisfied listener, he'll tell his friends and then they'll 0:20:26.640 --> 0:20:29.600 download the podcast. I am known, Guess Gott as the 0:20:29.720 --> 0:20:33.200 spring Master or Mr. Relation of the bannering broadcasters, but 0:20:33.400 --> 0:20:36.440 they told the bs re commies you the commentary that 0:20:36.800 --> 0:20:41.560 has him. I'm sorry. Kasim Bizarre, Zana the Dark Night 0:20:41.680 --> 0:20:45.200 a weeknight sports radio, more Do of Mischief, Benny the Brazen, 0:20:45.359 --> 0:20:51.240 King of Zing, money Ball Mallard, Facetious Fox, Sultan of Insulting, Jumping, 0:20:51.400 --> 0:20:57.040 Jack of wise Crack, Insight of overnight Medicine, Man Mallard 0:20:58.000 --> 0:21:05.080 of Negativity, Sage vautrog so Pitiful of Senator Frice and Preposters, 0:21:05.080 --> 0:21:12.040 Professor of Capaganda, Haszarri and the mad Hatter of sports Chad. 0:21:12.240 --> 0:21:16.720 Now that's half my nicknames, Carlos. And since Gascon covered 0:21:16.720 --> 0:21:19.679 me up with those cheeseball sound effects like from a 0:21:19.720 --> 0:21:23.800 baseball or a football game during the bubble, I'm gonna 0:21:23.840 --> 0:21:26.159 give you the other half of my nicknames. I have 0:21:26.240 --> 0:21:30.440 been called the Baron of Balderdash, Big gall Bladder, Bennice, 0:21:30.480 --> 0:21:34.200 the Menace, Captain knee jerk. They've said, hey, you're Captain 0:21:34.720 --> 0:21:37.920 General of the Generals, Tycoon of tease, Master of Disaster, 0:21:38.119 --> 0:21:42.280 the Hustler of filibuster, night Light of night Life, Pummeler 0:21:42.400 --> 0:21:47.959 of producers, Benny bright Side, Manity of insanity, Marconi Mallard, 0:21:48.080 --> 0:21:52.800 Emissary of Embellishment, Weeknight win Back, Wizard of Wacky, slayer 0:21:52.840 --> 0:21:57.000 of naysayers, Grant, Goober of gab, Tower of babel On, 0:21:57.400 --> 0:22:02.520 Honest Adonna's Nocturnal Colonel, the Underdog of monologue, and the 0:22:02.600 --> 0:22:06.200 Holy Pope of the Slippery Slope. And that doesn't even 0:22:06.240 --> 0:22:09.560 include my newest nickname, which is we gave it out. 0:22:09.600 --> 0:22:11.680 You hear my nickname the other day after the Clippers lost, 0:22:12.560 --> 0:22:16.359 Massa Kist Mallard. Mass A Kist Mallard is my new nickname. 0:22:16.400 --> 0:22:19.520 That's the newest one. The shoe fits if the dunce 0:22:19.560 --> 0:22:24.719 cap fits. Wow? Really yeah? Can you do me like that? 0:22:24.880 --> 0:22:27.359 But you did yourself like that? Well, the Clippers and 0:22:27.400 --> 0:22:30.719 the Rams and the Dodgers didn't didn't like that. Well, 0:22:30.760 --> 0:22:33.560 you're a Dodger fan, you so you have that. Yeah, 0:22:33.680 --> 0:22:35.159 but I'm gonna go down as hard as you do 0:22:35.240 --> 0:22:37.200 when it comes to these two, Like you've had some 0:22:37.400 --> 0:22:42.000 major crash and burns, like ram scoring three points in 0:22:42.040 --> 0:22:43.840 the Super Bowl a couple of years ago, and then 0:22:43.880 --> 0:22:46.800 fucking the Clippers three one in a series on the 0:22:46.880 --> 0:22:48.920 verge of going the Western Conference Finals. They can't pull 0:22:48.920 --> 0:22:53.040 it off. I'm I'm aware of the things that happened 0:22:54.560 --> 0:22:59.000 through the whole list here those there's some heartbreaking events 0:22:59.040 --> 0:23:02.840 in your life as a sports fan. Yeah, but it's 0:23:02.880 --> 0:23:04.600 really on them. I didn't play in any of those 0:23:04.640 --> 0:23:06.800 gives Van played, they would have won. Yeah, I don't 0:23:06.800 --> 0:23:10.640