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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred UI away. Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hi there, my name is Casey Ryback. I'm calling from

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Speaker 1: Fessional Bank. I was looking to speak with Emily. Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is she. Hi Emily. I'm the branch manager here

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Speaker 1: at your banking center. How are you doing today? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing great? Thanks? How are you not too bad?

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much for asking, But who cares about me?

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Speaker 1: It's all about you. According to our records, it looks

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Speaker 1: like you've been with the bank for almost ten years now. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: sure have Thank you for choosing us, of course. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I really like you guys. It's been a good ten years.

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Speaker 1: It's been a great ten years, and we know there

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Speaker 1: are a lot of banking options out there, so thanks again. Absolutely.

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Speaker 1: Is that what you're calling? Are you just thanking me?

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Speaker 1: Or yeah? I'm calling to say thank you and also

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Speaker 1: call with some exciting news calling people today let them

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Speaker 1: know that we are moving to become the first all

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Speaker 1: change bank in the state and all what all change?

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Speaker 1: It's exciting. I'm not sure what that means. Well, i'll

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Speaker 1: explain it. Because of the advancements in technology, we're doing

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Speaker 1: away with all cash transactions. So now you either use

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Speaker 1: your debit card or actual change that we provide you,

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Speaker 1: like change like coins, yeah, dimes, Nichols, quarters, all that

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Speaker 1: good stuff. Isn't it amazing? I'm sorry, is this like

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Speaker 1: a joke, because I don't know that that's going to

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Speaker 1: work for me at all? No, I know it sounds

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Speaker 1: too good to be true, but it is true. I

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Speaker 1: don't understand. What if I just wanted to go get

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Speaker 1: some cash from like an atm, Oh, you can still

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Speaker 1: do that. Our ATMs are just going to be coin machines.

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Speaker 1: Now you're telling me that, Like I go to an

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Speaker 1: ATM and I say I want like sixty bucks, and

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Speaker 1: I'm going to get sixty bucks in quarters. Well, no quarters, dimes, els, pennies,

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Speaker 1: however you choose. That's the great part about change. There's

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Speaker 1: a lot of options. So what are you going doing?

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Speaker 1: Don't do this, you know, I'm sorry. It's done. We

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Speaker 1: made the decision a few days ago, so we are

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Speaker 1: full steam ahead, all change bank. No one uses change anymore. Literally,

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Speaker 1: the only people who use change are like old people

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Speaker 1: who go to Applebee's and buses from their retirement homes.

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Speaker 1: Like no one uses point. Oh okay, okay, I understand.

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Speaker 1: I didn't look at your occupation. You're a stripper, aren't you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm stripper. Like this is so stupid, that makes no sense.

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Speaker 1: We've had a lot of pushback from our stripper clients,

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Speaker 1: and I understand why because paper money feels a lot

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Speaker 1: better when it's thrown at you on stage. I understand that,

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Speaker 1: first of all, little atended that you think I'm a

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Speaker 1: stripper just because I don't want to walk around without

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Speaker 1: that full of change, like I need paper like everybody

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Speaker 1: needs paper money. Okay, I know that there's probably a

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Speaker 1: problem because people don't like change. Well I should say

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Speaker 1: they do like change when it comes to their money,

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Speaker 1: Like the routine is being switched up. Here's a change

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Speaker 1: for you. Hell about I change banks because this is absurd. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I was hoping you wouldn't say that. After all, you've

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Speaker 1: been a customer for ten years now. Yeah, I was

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Speaker 1: a customer until imbeciles started running the bank. Okay, well

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Speaker 1: you know that that's sad news and we'd hate to

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Speaker 1: see you go. But if you do want to switch banks,

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Speaker 1: you're going to have to come in and get your

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Speaker 1: entire account in change. Tell me you're joking, no kidding me,

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Speaker 1: Like I'm gonna go get a grocery cart full of

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Speaker 1: plastic bags so that I can like shovel my quarters

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Speaker 1: into the back of my car and what show up

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Speaker 1: at another bank with course, this is ridiculous. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: I hear you. I hear you again, Like I said,

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Speaker 1: but it doesn't have to be just quarters. You can

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Speaker 1: do times, nickels, pennies even if you want. We have

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Speaker 1: enough pennies. You want your pennies. I want my money

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Speaker 1: in normal paper money like a person when I get

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Speaker 1: there in the next hour, Do you understand me? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well that it is a tall request, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go ahead and forward that onto your friend Bianca, who

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Speaker 1: set up this phone call, and I'll see if she

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Speaker 1: can accommodate that. Okay, what I said, I'm gonna yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm confused. How do you know, Bianca? It's a frank

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Speaker 1: phone call. Your friend Bianca set you up. Oh, my god,

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Speaker 1: it's Joe. Oh my god. Are you serious. Yeah, don't

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Speaker 1: worry about it. I think your bank is not switching

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Speaker 1: to change. Only I actually believed you, Like, I was

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Speaker 1: so mad because what the hell is that. Imagine if

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Speaker 1: you had to ride the bus, it'd be perfect. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm parking meter is amazing. There you go.

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Speaker 1: There's so many benefits. God,