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Speaker 1: Jewbles dirty little Secret?

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: I do, sweet?

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Speaker 3: What is it? So?

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Speaker 1: My dirty little secret is that I've changed in front

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Speaker 1: of my window for the past ten years. Yeah, Like

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Speaker 1: I'm never fully nude, but like enough to know this, is.

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Speaker 2: There a hot eye across the street? And did you

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Speaker 2: do it on purpose because you want someone to see you?

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Speaker 1: Or I don't do it for anybody specifically, but like

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Speaker 1: for just like my neighbors, Like anytime I've moved, like

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Speaker 1: I've I've always just done it. It's kind of a

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Speaker 1: thrill for me. And I do have a.

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Speaker 3: Fantasy of like of hooking up with a neighbor.

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Speaker 1: I don't have anybody specific.

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Speaker 4: In mind, but you know, yeah, you're just hoping you

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Speaker 4: live next to some hot Australian dude.

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Speaker 2: At some point you're changing and he's.

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Speaker 3: Like oy.

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Speaker 5: And you realize it's not hot up close, and you're like, oh, shoot,

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Speaker 5: is that what you hope for?

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Speaker 1: I mean, you never know, it's not like I know

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Speaker 1: my neighbor as well, and it's like, you know, at

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Speaker 1: least we'll give them something to talk about, like them,

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Speaker 1: it'll just if I'm talking.

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Speaker 5: To me, you gotta be careful when you hook up

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Speaker 5: with a neighbor. I've done it me too. Does not

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Speaker 5: always end well? Damn Yeah, and then what do you

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Speaker 5: gotta do?

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Speaker 3: Move?

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Speaker 4: It was really funny because she came over randomly. She

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Speaker 4: had moved in, and then she came over to introduce herself,

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Speaker 4: and then we had a conversation. And later that night

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Speaker 4: she came over with a bottle of wine. I was like,

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Speaker 4: you want a bottle wine? And I was like sure,

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Speaker 4: And then we ended up, you know, hooking up for

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Speaker 4: like a couple of months, and then I was still dating,

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Speaker 4: you know, and so I also was dating. And she

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Speaker 4: heard me one time with somebody else because our wall,

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Speaker 4: our bedroom walls are right next to each other, and

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Speaker 4: she didn't talk to me anymore. And then she started dating,

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Speaker 4: and then she made sure that I knew she was

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Speaker 4: good for her.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for your dirty little secret, no problem. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 2: what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So there's a group of friends and myself. We

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Speaker 3: go to our local Walmart and we'll open up like

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Speaker 3: cans of tuna fish and we'll shove it and like

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Speaker 3: the men's underwear and then sometimes the women's underwear and

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Speaker 3: will just stay in there and wait to see who

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Speaker 3: you know goes shopping for it, and when I was

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Speaker 3: like grab it, we'll follow them just to see if

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Speaker 3: they ever catch on, and most of the times they don't.

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Speaker 3: But it's nasty.

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Speaker 2: I bet it is funny.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever thought that nine to nine things? We

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Speaker 3: did this pretty often? There's a little one. I was like,

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Speaker 3: nine to nine things to do to get kicked out

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Speaker 3: of Walmart. We try every single one of them.

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Speaker 2: Okay, have fun better than doing drugs. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Now if I buy someone to wear a Walmart and

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Speaker 4: it's got tune in, and I'm just gonna laugh about

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Speaker 4: it and be like, dang, that was you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: What's your dirty little secret?