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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame morning. So that's one. Hees Terry. Hey,

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Speaker 1: new guy. Hi, Hey, new guy, Scary Terry. Hey Terry, Yeah, buddy,

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Speaker 1: how can I help? Name's Bill? Hey Bill. Hey. We

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Speaker 1: work in a different department, but I am sort of

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Speaker 1: the welcoming committee here at the office and you're new. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what I saw. I was like, you know what, um,

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Speaker 1: I had a little opening in my sketch day and

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Speaker 1: I was like, I don't called the new guy yet,

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Speaker 1: So welcome new guy. Thank you, Bill. I appreciate its

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Speaker 1: really nice so far. Hey, Scary Terry. Right, Halloween's coming up.

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Speaker 1: I know, I'm pretty excited. You got the perfect name

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Speaker 1: for it, Scary Terry. So Hey, I work over in distribution,

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Speaker 1: and I know we're not going to be working like

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Speaker 1: directly together a lot, but I figured one, let's let's

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Speaker 1: get out of here and do some costume shopping. Costume

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Speaker 1: contests coming up, I know I heard about it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a big one this year. I'm looking to win

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Speaker 1: it all. Are you really what? What are you? What?

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Speaker 1: Are you going to dress up as? Good question? I

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Speaker 1: don't know yet, but I'm gonna figure out. That's what

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Speaker 1: I was saying, let's get out of here right now,

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Speaker 1: right now? You want to do this? Yeah, this costume shop?

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Speaker 1: Maybe stop off, get some Margarita's, I know it, get

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Speaker 1: spot down the street, get a little bit of a

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Speaker 1: buzz on, then go do some costume shopping. Maybe after

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Speaker 1: work or another time or day maybe, But I can't

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Speaker 1: do it now, Bill, new guys a wet blanket. No,

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Speaker 1: have you been here for a couple of days? Right?

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Speaker 1: I have been here for a couple of days. You

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Speaker 1: want to know how long I've been in this joint?

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Speaker 1: I want to know how many how long my sentence

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Speaker 1: has been this company? How long ago? I'm working on

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Speaker 1: a twenty five year bid life No way out? Yea,

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Speaker 1: I've been here twenty five years. That's good congratulation, then

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Speaker 1: every minute of it. So come on, it's fine. You've

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Speaker 1: been here a couple days. Trust me, I've been here

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Speaker 1: twenty five years. You can skip out right now and

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Speaker 1: go get margarite with me. Bill. You might be able

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Speaker 1: to do that, but I don't think I should do that.

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Speaker 1: It was nice to meet you, though, Bill, but I

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Speaker 1: gotta get going. What are you scary? Funny? Scary, funny? Sad?

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Speaker 1: What are you what costume the costume contest coming up?

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Speaker 1: What are you? What kind of costume guy? Are you scary?

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Speaker 1: Your scary guy? You're a funny guy. I'm more of

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Speaker 1: a nerd kind of guy. Last day, I'll probably wear

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Speaker 1: the same thing I had last year's Obi one Canobi

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Speaker 1: outfit on. You are gonna wear Obi one Canobi outfit

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Speaker 1: to our Halloween party? Yeah? The E and McGregor one. Okay, lame,

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Speaker 1: it's blame Wow. You gotta spice it up a little

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Speaker 1: bit more if you want to win the costume contest.

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Speaker 1: Last year, somebody got a TV. I'm not trying to

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Speaker 1: win the costume contest. I'm just trying to participate and

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Speaker 1: have fun like everybody else. You know what I'm gonna do?

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna go as a good luck

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Speaker 1: being me and the costume contest. Scary Terry? What Bill?

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Speaker 1: Scary Terry being a wet blanket? Will come, have a

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Speaker 1: margarite les me and do some costume shopping. Let's get

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Speaker 1: out of here. You should, Bill. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you didn't take your medication this morning or something like that,

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Speaker 1: but you're keeping me on the phone. I told you

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Speaker 1: many times I have to get off. I have to

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Speaker 1: get back to work, and you guys real quick. Before

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Speaker 1: I got off the phone, I will go. But hey,

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Speaker 1: check the desk drawer. You're on your right. Just open

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Speaker 1: that up for me. Looking sad, I got a present

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Speaker 1: for you. You're a little present from meal. What the

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Speaker 1: is that? What do you mean? It looks like you

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Speaker 1: put a bag of cocaine in my desk? I did

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Speaker 1: new guy Let's party? Come on, I chopped that in

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Speaker 1: there this morning. I walked by your desks like that's

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Speaker 1: where a new guy is. And me and you guy

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Speaker 1: are getting to know each other day, So come on?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding? The cameras in crazy? Heyway? I don't

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Speaker 1: want to go costum traveling with me. What if I

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Speaker 1: call HR right now and tell him I know what's

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Speaker 1: in your desk? I bet they wouldn't like that? Would

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Speaker 1: they n? Listen to me? This isn't a joke anymore.

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Speaker 1: I need you to come up here right now and

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Speaker 1: claim this world. I'm gonna call I'm gonna call the cop.

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Speaker 1: That's the only choice I have. You're giving me right now,

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Speaker 1: Come get this from me. I don't want this. Maybe

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Speaker 1: SHO got your supervisor Jim because he's actually want to

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Speaker 1: put that in there. What do you mean? What I mean,

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Speaker 1: Jim set you up for a phone prank. This is

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Speaker 1: actually a Jewel from The Jewil Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you. Your supervisor. Jim set you up to

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Speaker 1: welcome you to the team. He also put a bag

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Speaker 1: of powdered sugar in your desk so I could do

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Speaker 1: that last part of that job. Holy my heart is pounding.

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Speaker 1: I think your heart's pounded now, Scary Terry, where do

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Speaker 1: we go to lunch? We do some of that stuff

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Speaker 1: and get some Margarita's. Bro, You have no idea how

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Speaker 1: annoying Scary Terry is to me. I've heard that my

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Speaker 1: entire life wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks.