Speaker 1: He's got a chat ankst inside of him, just just
Speaker 1: rocking the rolling Baby. I respect that. Dracoson. We're in
Speaker 1: the basement tied up like watching this up on TV
Speaker 1: here like box wide in mind blind man, noble man
Speaker 1: get tasted, the man get tasted, and manet nose like's
Speaker 1: going on with me? Let me go down. They want
Speaker 1: to go home, Man, get lit good chips in your
Speaker 1: racist money stuff. You can't tell me. Yep, there it
Speaker 1: is there, It is there. It is. Ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: Welcome to another phenomenal, devastating episode of My Mom Told Me,
Speaker 1: the podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets
Speaker 1: of black conspiracy theories. Can we finally work to prove
Speaker 1: that Lorie Harvey is the ultimate destroyer of the black world.
Speaker 1: She's a thought e thanos. She's just sucking the Infinity
Speaker 1: stones out of powerful black men's penises, and I can
Speaker 1: I know, goddamn well, if she ever gets her hands
Speaker 1: on the Timestone, she's gonna go back in time, funk
Speaker 1: with with Malcolm X and ruin all of the good
Speaker 1: work that we've done. Keep Lorie Harvey say away from
Speaker 1: our heroes. My dick is is the timestone. So if
Speaker 1: she is seeking me down, you're already here. In our
Speaker 1: our guests today, I'm your host, leg Spin Kerman as always,
Speaker 1: there's no reason to listen to me talk anymore. He's
Speaker 1: hilarious but just a fucking amazing to medium. You know
Speaker 1: him from All Death on HBO, you know, and from
Speaker 1: detroit 's you know him from the World's Star TV
Speaker 1: when they had a goddamn TV show he was the host. Hilarious,
Speaker 1: You're gonna love him. Please give it up for CP everybody.
Speaker 1: Oh man, thank you, thank you. That artificial audience sounds organic.
Speaker 1: Where did you get that? With like venice and recorded that?
Speaker 1: I was good? That made you feel like, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I got a bunch of people together
Speaker 1: and made them clap individually and piece. Yeah, and you
Speaker 1: got like a twenty seven board like Dr Dre, like
Speaker 1: bringing the white clap, bringing that white clap down there
Speaker 1: you go they did is bringing that woo uh. You
Speaker 1: can tell the difference the moves those black people, those
Speaker 1: polite claps, those the whites. Man. I'm happy to be here, bro, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm excited you're here. You I feel like this is
Speaker 1: gonna be a really exciting episode because you immediately latched
Speaker 1: onto the conspiracy theory you sent us. You said, my
Speaker 1: mama told me it's a clone. Tell me about that.
Speaker 1: Unpack that. See, here's the thing man in America, right,
Speaker 1: they fear the black man. Oh so what I've noticed,
Speaker 1: what I've noticed is that when a celebrity comes out
Speaker 1: unapologetically like just raw, right, the industry takes it upon
Speaker 1: themselves to somehow conform or tame this beast, usually with
Speaker 1: money and influence. Right. For example, for example, if Cent
Speaker 1: came out, he was just like you know, everybody was
Speaker 1: scared of him. He looked very top heavy, like a chicken,
Speaker 1: like like he looked very like you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: like like like chest bam. He was like a funnel first,
Speaker 1: like he could reach into your car and punch you
Speaker 1: in the head and give your homeboy and a passenger
Speaker 1: seat a concussion, both of y'all in the hospital. You
Speaker 1: with the cave, then he and him with a dint.
Speaker 1: That's this, you know what I'm saying, Like, That's what
Speaker 1: how he looked. And so I knew, I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: they're gonna give this guy movies. They're gonna do whatever
Speaker 1: they can to give him enough money to make him
Speaker 1: separate from the ghetto, so to speak, because this guy
Speaker 1: is a warrior. They don't want our warriors in the
Speaker 1: hood with influence and leadership. But then I thought about it,
Speaker 1: like some of these guys just conformed a little too good.
Speaker 1: Some of these guys, it just looks as if they
Speaker 1: have been get out it right, Because then it becomes like, Wow,
Speaker 1: if I were a powerful white man with science at
Speaker 1: my whim, who would I want to be? What are
Speaker 1: the Megazord's. Oh, it's the scariest nigga that I can
Speaker 1: ever possibly want to be. And so you know, I
Speaker 1: start thinking about these clones and how you know most
Speaker 1: of the rappers they have to go to prison to
Speaker 1: come out and they and you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: like and that and that just seems like the perfect
Speaker 1: play is to work out the kinks and to create
Speaker 1: these many, many copies of people in order to control
Speaker 1: the narrative of their influence. Okay, so you're you're getting
Speaker 1: into a lot of ship that I think is gonna
Speaker 1: be super useful to this conversation. Number One, you're saying
Speaker 1: that certain people are more appealing to be able to
Speaker 1: control because of them being in or out of line
Speaker 1: in terms of like White standards of behavior and ship.
Speaker 1: Right that, like we learned in the sixties and seventies
Speaker 1: with Martin Luther King and Malcolm X how a leader
Speaker 1: could move the herd. So then if you know, to
Speaker 1: put yourself in the mindset of the enemy, you have
Speaker 1: to think, like, well, how would I if given the
Speaker 1: ability to control that I would put remote control leaders?
Speaker 1: We watch them do it with animals and think that
Speaker 1: they're gonna do it with us. Don't leading them. Let
Speaker 1: me saying, you know, like Takazi six nine. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is, you know, you feel it's it's
Speaker 1: an experiment. It's like, you know, you know, how can
Speaker 1: we you know, turn these little these little, these little
Speaker 1: antennas up on these guys and and create this frequency
Speaker 1: as you know what I'm saying, Yeah, I I think
Speaker 1: I think you're getting into something. It's complex, but it's
Speaker 1: important here is that we've watched experimentation happened in many
Speaker 1: forms for decades. Right that, Like we do in fact
Speaker 1: watch a lot of the behaviors that were once applied
Speaker 1: to slaves then be applied to animals or even experimentation
Speaker 1: that was applied to humans then be applied to animals
Speaker 1: and go, well, we're better than doing it to people again,
Speaker 1: And it's not always true. We probably do run experimental
Speaker 1: on people and do in fact, possibly clone people for
Speaker 1: the sake of our own you know, wants and and
Speaker 1: and you know benefits. Man, Look, I'm I'm from Detroit
Speaker 1: where they make cars, right, they make Okay, my grandparents,
Speaker 1: my mom worked at where they make the cars at right, Yeah, Now,
Speaker 1: they were making ram trucks, ram facts at this time.
Speaker 1: We're going for about sixty thousand fully loaded. Right, they
Speaker 1: would make about four to five hundred of these a
Speaker 1: day to ship all over the world, ram trucks, different stuff.
Speaker 1: You know dt E or you know Drassic Park. Want
Speaker 1: five of them, bitches, whoever? You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: that's how they're coming. Yet, your pay would be enough
Speaker 1: for about one and a half of those trucks for
Speaker 1: the whole year. Right that you're not you're not seeing
Speaker 1: what these things are actually worth. You're seeing a small
Speaker 1: portion of what it's worth. You're not valuable to them.
Speaker 1: And then they call it the plant, not the factory.
Speaker 1: If you work for you know, out here. I live
Speaker 1: in California. Now you work at bud Wise. That's the factory.
Speaker 1: Work at Amazon. That's the factory you work at. You know,
Speaker 1: the toy factory right, the cracker factory, twigs, the factories
Speaker 1: right right next door, the left and the right twix right.
Speaker 1: I love that you're pointing to the commercial and being right.
Speaker 1: That's what they said. It's a motherfucking factory. But in
Speaker 1: Detroit these places are plants short for plantation. See. They
Speaker 1: always try to throw a spit shine on it and
Speaker 1: refurbish it and make you think it's new, but it
Speaker 1: ain't new. You and I are walking around with world
Speaker 1: traveling devices on our hips. I could literally look up
Speaker 1: what street in Italy Gucci is on. Mm hmm. You
Speaker 1: understand that's the that's the technology that the dumbest people
Speaker 1: in the world can have. So just imagine, right, imagine
Speaker 1: yeah too, to presume that and by your by, I
Speaker 1: think this is an important point that if we are
Speaker 1: all able to have smartphones in our pockets, that in
Speaker 1: theory can do all of these impossible things that a
Speaker 1: decade ago we'd be like, get the funk out of here.
Speaker 1: Somebody told you this ship could happen to presume that
Speaker 1: the wealthiest of us don't have some doper ship, some
Speaker 1: secret crazy stuff that we don't even know about, seems
Speaker 1: naive at the least. And so I think that now
Speaker 1: you begin to look at what programming is beginning to
Speaker 1: tell us. I'm a writer, you're a writer, you know,
Speaker 1: to think outside of the spectrum of what is to
Speaker 1: be thought based on what reality is. It's very hard
Speaker 1: and everything that I can. You know, you look at
Speaker 1: Avatar and it's like as beautiful as it looked. These
Speaker 1: are humanoids, animal alien beings, right who their eyes and
Speaker 1: ears are in the same spot as a human. You know,
Speaker 1: they have two legs, and you know they're walking in
Speaker 1: beautiful grass with trees, and they're riding on what we
Speaker 1: presume to be their idea of horses, and then they
Speaker 1: have dragons and supposed to be like right, so the
Speaker 1: idea of it is still prefaced in what we have
Speaker 1: always designed life to be. Yeah, Therefore, when they say
Speaker 1: it's nothing new under the sun, what they're trying to
Speaker 1: say is that everything is the remix. So when stuff
Speaker 1: keeps coming up like how aliens look in certain movies,
Speaker 1: which is a whole another conspiracy that I really love,
Speaker 1: which is the fact that the alien being on this
Speaker 1: planet is the cephalopod. And if you don't believe me,
Speaker 1: then how come every fucking alien movie has the eight
Speaker 1: armed tentacle alien octopus that trying to tell you. They
Speaker 1: can't tell us because if they tell us, then it's
Speaker 1: a problem. Yeah, we'll get weird about it if they
Speaker 1: tell us the truth. That's why I don't eat squeator
Speaker 1: octopus because I feel like when they show up in
Speaker 1: the same shift whatever. Anyway, So the my point is
Speaker 1: that naive in the least, like we haven't even begin
Speaker 1: to scratch the service, because not only are we naive,
Speaker 1: but we're content. We're like got this. It's like, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, Nike gave lebron a billion. What do they have, right,
Speaker 1: If you're willing to give this away to the public,
Speaker 1: you obviously have something that's moved beyond that point, that
Speaker 1: is cooler, doper, more dangerous even, And that I think
Speaker 1: circles us back to the Gucci of it all. Right,
Speaker 1: So when did you first sort of find yourself believing
Speaker 1: in the cloning of Gucci man? Where where did that?
Speaker 1: Where was that born? For you? Well, it was born
Speaker 1: for me man. Okay, so I'm from Michigan. I went
Speaker 1: to Michigan State. In Michigan State, we clone the first sheep.
Speaker 1: M hmm. That was the first sheep was was was
Speaker 1: cloned a year before my freshman year in college. So
Speaker 1: the thought lights always literally drive past the sheep cloning
Speaker 1: facility because it was international news. It was a great
Speaker 1: thing for that college or whatever. I've always known that
Speaker 1: m hmm, that that was possible, period, And so I
Speaker 1: just begin getting into like different cloning experiences, like with Eminem.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Yeah, them being different looking
Speaker 1: than he ever looked, and you know, all right, let's
Speaker 1: let's vote on take a minute, because you got some
Speaker 1: ship I don't even know about you saying that Eminem
Speaker 1: has been cloned or at least possibly could have been closed.
Speaker 1: I mean that that's a conspiracy that I didn't that
Speaker 1: that I'd rather enjoy. Did Eminem stop being the Eminem
Speaker 1: we knew and started being uh Eminem as we knew
Speaker 1: overdosed and passed away, and his influence and his brand
Speaker 1: was too high and they needed to continue that with
Speaker 1: a new Eminem. Not. Here's the thing, you think if
Speaker 1: they do that for eminem Why wouldn't they do that
Speaker 1: with with Michael Jackson? M hm right, why why would
Speaker 1: they not? Like why was why would prince or Michael
Speaker 1: Jackson died as opposed to being cloned? Right? My answer,
Speaker 1: my answer to that is the Michael Jackson that we
Speaker 1: know died a long time ago, and that the clone
Speaker 1: passed away. When we saw the Michael passed away, that
Speaker 1: was okay. So when Michael dies in two thousand and five,
Speaker 1: that is not the Michael. That ain't little Michael. I'll
Speaker 1: be there. We just his fucking nose fell off, and
Speaker 1: we were just like, we were like, that is a
Speaker 1: fair point. Now, I give you that. I don't know
Speaker 1: he was brow how much I'm I'm sold on the
Speaker 1: on every single person you're talking about being a clone,
Speaker 1: but a literal human being's nose fell off. And we
Speaker 1: were like, oh, Michael, look at you. You know, instead
Speaker 1: but just stops, like you say, I want to do this,
Speaker 1: I want to do this. You think you think I
Speaker 1: didn't stop two thirtyears ago. I come on, he's like,
Speaker 1: there's dust getting in here. I didn't want this. This
Speaker 1: is somebody smell old farts, like y'all stopped smelling like
Speaker 1: I literally I'm in here and you know what I'm saying, right,
Speaker 1: there's no filter on my ship. I'm just catching everything exactly.
Speaker 1: So it's like, you know, you see him on nose
Speaker 1: fall off and then try to put it in the
Speaker 1: starting magazine like Mike's nose fell off. Fres Diana, bitch,
Speaker 1: come back, you mean you mean noses fall off? That
Speaker 1: ain't normal. That sounds like to your point, some clone ship.
Speaker 1: That sounds like something else exactly. So where does where
Speaker 1: does Gucci uh fall into this? For you? What do
Speaker 1: you think? I guess I think that I think Gucci
Speaker 1: went to isn't what's what everybody thought, and that was
Speaker 1: the perfect time to clone him. Yep, same thing with
Speaker 1: a little Wayne. But I think Gucci it's just there's
Speaker 1: that there's that genesis quad that he can't die. If
Speaker 1: you remember, we saw a fifty cent like shrunk up
Speaker 1: on a bed like and he's he's getting in shape
Speaker 1: for a role. Like if you don't see g I
Speaker 1: that and leave me to funk out of it. I'm
Speaker 1: not about to die for his role. I got real
Speaker 1: upset about that ship because they were trying to make
Speaker 1: the same like fifty center is dedicated to acting, and
Speaker 1: it's like this nigga, ain't that he's not fucking He's
Speaker 1: not He's not Daniel day Lewis. This one fucker did
Speaker 1: a movie about himself and that's it. But but that's
Speaker 1: the thing, though, he was so shrunk up in that scene.
Speaker 1: I mean I never even saw the scene. I never
Speaker 1: even saw the movie that he never saw the movie,
Speaker 1: never saw the movie because nigga, that was the last
Speaker 1: time we probably saw the real fifty cent and everything
Speaker 1: else as a clone. That's how it happened, is though,
Speaker 1: you know what's what I'm saying. He was like him
Speaker 1: for no role. If you rolled my ass out of here,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Right, we're thinking he's a character.
Speaker 1: This motherfucker's begging for his life that little he was
Speaker 1: twenty eight cent right there. You never even know what happened.
Speaker 1: But he was getting in shape for a rod nigger.
Speaker 1: What's the road thriller he's playing that, He's playing powder there,
Speaker 1: he's getting in shape for the powder to But Gucci
Speaker 1: Man just came out just ripped crazy. This is this
Speaker 1: is somebody who go to jail all the time, all
Speaker 1: the time they go to jail, but this time it
Speaker 1: came out of jail a completely new person. Yes, And
Speaker 1: to that there a lot of the speculation even circled around,
Speaker 1: like the change in his facial structure and even the
Speaker 1: the fucking um tattoo on his face. That was a
Speaker 1: big conversation piece of a lot of it was like
Speaker 1: where the ice cream tattoo go? The man had a
Speaker 1: full ice cream cone on his face and now it's
Speaker 1: barely there. You don't see it. He was never even
Speaker 1: proud of that tattoo. It never even made sense. And
Speaker 1: if you look, it looked like an ass cheek on
Speaker 1: a cone with a scoop on top of that. I'm like,
Speaker 1: why would you do that? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: You think you thinking like the game when you got
Speaker 1: like the butterfly, Now I should on his face, Like, bro,
Speaker 1: why are you doing that? Well? Who's making y'all do this?
Speaker 1: What's going on here? Right? And so do you think
Speaker 1: that that that? Then in your argument, is that a
Speaker 1: part of the cloning or is that some ship that's
Speaker 1: happening before the cloning of don't know. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know because I'm still me. Then clone me.
Speaker 1: I guess cloning is when you make it. I got you.
Speaker 1: So you're saying that there's because of the way that
Speaker 1: this technology works, and because of the way that these
Speaker 1: rich people who control this technology work, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of sinister ship that we're not even aware of. Imagine this,
Speaker 1: Imagine if black Hollywood. We didn't even realize it until
Speaker 1: you got up there. But it was really like an
Speaker 1: amusement part where the rides are the stars, and so
Speaker 1: you get to get you a clone and walk around
Speaker 1: it is Chris Brown, and you know, you get to
Speaker 1: experience life as him for forty eight hours. And that's
Speaker 1: just what it is like, you know, just like get
Speaker 1: out there in these people and they're you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, They're just being in that regard, you know,
Speaker 1: because like some stars just do crazy ass ship. You
Speaker 1: like it's working wrong with you. Yeah, well and out
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. And just like that's interesting
Speaker 1: because by that suggestion, when you know, Draking and Chris
Speaker 1: Brown are throwing bottles at each other in the club
Speaker 1: and we're like, what's why are y'all niggas acting like this?
Speaker 1: It may not in fact be a Drake and Chris Brown.
Speaker 1: Back then, there wasn't they wasn't really big enough to
Speaker 1: like remember Drake just all of a sudden went from
Speaker 1: he had like the face of a young eagle to
Speaker 1: like justce evil. I think it was just evil. Everything
Speaker 1: you see, he just like, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Even his mind was like, you know, I'm starting to
Speaker 1: hear this tone and I don't like this tone and
Speaker 1: this is negative. And when they're gonna know, we don't hang.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like everything was weird. People
Speaker 1: just notice And you're saying, somewhere in there, a white
Speaker 1: man got in Drake's body and decided I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: over from here, driving around here, dr I will say,
Speaker 1: and that is a very white person thing to do,
Speaker 1: to just start speaking in PATOI just because just because
Speaker 1: I'm jamaking now much all the time. Uh Okay, So
Speaker 1: what do you do with these feelings? Because this you
Speaker 1: clearly believe in quite a few cloning conspiracies that like
Speaker 1: you said a little way and you said, eminem, you're
Speaker 1: talking fifty, you're talking Gucci. What how do you settle
Speaker 1: into this because that's haunting. You're in a career where
Speaker 1: in theory, you will eventually have that level of success
Speaker 1: and fame and notoriety. What do you you to sleep
Speaker 1: at night and make peace with all of that? You
Speaker 1: got a tattoo on the inside of one of your
Speaker 1: ass cheeks, so you always know it's you. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You always know that you're you. You
Speaker 1: give me a mirror quick, and then you don't see
Speaker 1: you like you know, because you're a clone. You never
Speaker 1: know your a clone. They don't know any better. You know,
Speaker 1: they're probably see this video and be like this, motherfucker crazy.
Speaker 1: You I ain't know clone. You don't know your clone.
Speaker 1: Did you did your tattoo one of your ass cheeks
Speaker 1: on the inside you see? No, you didn't, so you
Speaker 1: don't even You would never know. You wake up one
Speaker 1: day like where the funk am I at? And start
Speaker 1: living your life and all your friends you're like, what's
Speaker 1: going on? But I'm your best friends? But yeah, you're
Speaker 1: my best friends. And you start knowing that, and that's
Speaker 1: how you got life. You don't know ship, you know you,
Speaker 1: You think you're you, You're not you. People like myself
Speaker 1: know the truth. No one's them. Everybody's not them. People
Speaker 1: are small little, tiny white guys inside their head roaming
Speaker 1: around getting all the group. He's pregnant. It's crazy, it's
Speaker 1: a shame. And that's why some of the babies come out.
Speaker 1: You see the baby looks just like because that's that's
Speaker 1: the clone they had. The baby. Clones don't play their
Speaker 1: babies look like him. And for the clone world, I
Speaker 1: want to get back to this tattoo and the inside
Speaker 1: of your ass chake part because I think that this
Speaker 1: is essential you're saying, and I want to be clear
Speaker 1: about this. You're saying that the only true test of
Speaker 1: knowing who you are is to do something so discreet
Speaker 1: that even the cloning machines don't pick up on whatever
Speaker 1: the so like some type of under goods tattoo could
Speaker 1: easily be you know, I'm shaying, like to easily to
Speaker 1: be helpful to you to know where you are is
Speaker 1: to just get up put a flag down on your location,
Speaker 1: and they're like, cool, this is me alright, bet you
Speaker 1: like you know what I'm saying, or else you'd be
Speaker 1: looking like that spider man mean, like right, you're looking
Speaker 1: at yourself as you eventually are gonna get taken out
Speaker 1: because they did it. They did a movie called Um
Speaker 1: Gem and I Man with a Little with Will Smith,
Speaker 1: where he was so good. Theoretically as he got older,
Speaker 1: they needed to clone him because nobody was as good
Speaker 1: as him and they couldn't afford to lose out on that.
Speaker 1: What the fund does that sound like? Right? What does
Speaker 1: that sound like? You're saying that that's no different, That's
Speaker 1: no different than you being such a big started that
Speaker 1: they can't afford to let you die, right, So they
Speaker 1: have to clone you so that people feel protected and
Speaker 1: people feel like, oh, we still got Michael Jackson, we
Speaker 1: still got you know what I'm saying, You just never know.
Speaker 1: And to that point where we live in an industry
Speaker 1: that's that's essentially gambling, right that every time they invest
Speaker 1: in some new young hot shot whatever they're they're taking
Speaker 1: a risk that this person is in fact going to
Speaker 1: be successful or attractive or whatever the funk it is.
Speaker 1: And with that, you know for sure Will Smith is
Speaker 1: gonna grow up to be handsome and successful in all
Speaker 1: the things you need him to be, Whereas if we
Speaker 1: invest in some kid on the Disney Channel, this motherfucker
Speaker 1: might look weird in a couple of years. Here go
Speaker 1: to than though, can't you when when somebody owns you
Speaker 1: are there baby and they have to grow up, can
Speaker 1: you take your clone and just raise it like it's
Speaker 1: your son and then just have all that pride, like, man,
Speaker 1: look you know your son be just like you, like
Speaker 1: a failure a little bit, but like good a little bit,
Speaker 1: but that a little bit, and this is all be
Speaker 1: just like you. And then it's like you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, so that you know so many possibilities, bro.
Speaker 1: So that's part of I think part of what you're
Speaker 1: saying is that's part of what makes a human being
Speaker 1: a human being, right, is that like if you grow
Speaker 1: up for real, you fail its stuff, You you go
Speaker 1: through things, you have trials and tribulations. But if you
Speaker 1: in the example that you're giving of Gucci man going
Speaker 1: to jail and them just making a replica of him
Speaker 1: that's in better shape and without any of those experiences,
Speaker 1: then it becomes a shell of the version it was. Well,
Speaker 1: imagine if they can harness your talent but release the
Speaker 1: trauma into a new being. Mh. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So now you know you get to just be island
Speaker 1: to without having the trauma and having vices and all
Speaker 1: of these kind of things. You just get to be
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Um, And that's why I
Speaker 1: think jail is important. That they have to be there
Speaker 1: in order to be like, to be like floating those tanks,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Yeah, you have to be
Speaker 1: fully suspended in some bullshit so that they can pull
Speaker 1: that trauma out of you. Yeah, they have to be like.
Speaker 1: It has to be like four to five thousand sliced
Speaker 1: open capri sun juice. That's what they flood in because
Speaker 1: of the bullying seat of that. All Right, we're gonna
Speaker 1: take a break. We'll be back with more CPN and more,
Speaker 1: my mama told me. And we are back. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: back here with more CP more, my mama told me.
Speaker 1: We're still talking about the possibility of cloning and the
Speaker 1: capricen juices that that our heroes are floating in somewhere
Speaker 1: as their bodies are being, uh I guess, manipulated by
Speaker 1: evil white men, tiny little white men in their brains.
Speaker 1: Do you think that it's always white men who are
Speaker 1: who are taking over the bodies? Is it are there's
Speaker 1: some cool Asian dudes jumping into some of these heads.
Speaker 1: Here's what I noticed, right, and you brought me to
Speaker 1: my next point, which is amazing. Thank you for the
Speaker 1: l e you. I play a lot of Madden, right,
Speaker 1: and so I played franchise more and so enfranchise more.
Speaker 1: I'll finish two or three years worth the seasons in
Speaker 1: a couple of months, I could be right. And so
Speaker 1: what happens is I'm drafting people who don't exist. But
Speaker 1: these people have the attributes of different stars that I
Speaker 1: know of today, and it's my job to find them
Speaker 1: in a draft. Some of them are sleepers, and so
Speaker 1: you know, I'm doing research and I'm looking at the
Speaker 1: name and you know, capabilities, and I'm trying to draft
Speaker 1: where I want. And then you know, some of them
Speaker 1: might have the Ray Lewis architect architects. Some of them
Speaker 1: might have Randy Moss. Right. The point is like these
Speaker 1: kids keep coming hum and it's like who's to say, like,
Speaker 1: y'all mean was made in a laboratory for sure, Like
Speaker 1: do you understand what I'm saying? Like who's to say
Speaker 1: that there's not a situation where it's like, all right, cool,
Speaker 1: we need to you know zion is you know, we
Speaker 1: they put them to, you know, put them together like
Speaker 1: a little point and then they just go grow up.
Speaker 1: Did you make a thick boy like that turn to
Speaker 1: a Lebron James dump Dunker? He has the ligaments of
Speaker 1: a goddamn triceratops. You know what I'm saying. Like he's
Speaker 1: jumping out the gym. You feel like you you built
Speaker 1: like a tank. How the are you jumping so hot?
Speaker 1: Just jumping out of nowhere? Just you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So you think about that. We think about there was
Speaker 1: that billionaire that wanted one of Serena's eggs and Lebron sperm.
Speaker 1: He's gonna give them a billion dollars a piece, and
Speaker 1: they Caughte unquote allegedly turned it down. And this was
Speaker 1: back in two thousand three, two thousands to just imagine,
Speaker 1: and you're saying that that you don't, in fact believe
Speaker 1: that it was turned down. I think that there's some
Speaker 1: type of selective breeding going on. I think that there
Speaker 1: is some type of DNA slicing going on. Um, something's
Speaker 1: going on. Hell yeah, you know what I'm saying, Because
Speaker 1: we are getting the same kind of people, and we're
Speaker 1: getting them over and over again, and you know, and
Speaker 1: so then all of that I brought to say, is
Speaker 1: there is a to me, there's a loop, right, every
Speaker 1: hundred years we get a disease or you know, it's
Speaker 1: just like this, this this simulation that we're living in.
Speaker 1: Certain people, you know, they're a part of the simulation.
Speaker 1: So it's not that they're cloned, but maybe they just
Speaker 1: keep getting reproduced in order to be a part of
Speaker 1: this simulation. They can't not be a part of it
Speaker 1: in order for the story. For example, like Kobe Dyane,
Speaker 1: it just feels like that just tipped the scale. And
Speaker 1: let me break it down to you, like this Kobe dies,
Speaker 1: the whole world stops and looks at the TV. Two
Speaker 1: talk about Kobe and remember Kobe and all of that.
Speaker 1: But at the same time, there was some big emergency
Speaker 1: in the laboratory that COVID was in and it just
Speaker 1: fell onto the floor and leaked a little bit, and
Speaker 1: we didn't and they didn't see. They're looking at the
Speaker 1: TV and oh, that's crazy. Or Kobe, right, BND got
Speaker 1: on their shoe, got on their shoe, water to the market,
Speaker 1: wat to the market, step on a piece of fruit,
Speaker 1: a piece of fruit that was on the ground, a
Speaker 1: bat eight that piece of fruit then that it's like
Speaker 1: it was that and they're paying attention, and their paying
Speaker 1: attention and that doesn't happen. That's like the they're saying.
Speaker 1: You're saying that these figures are placed in our lives
Speaker 1: to maintain the simulation, to maintain the status, to maintain
Speaker 1: the balance of attention. Mm hmm, and that on the
Speaker 1: moment that one of those things goes awry doesn't go
Speaker 1: the way it's supposed to, it does in fact have
Speaker 1: a domino butterfly type effect that potentially could leave us
Speaker 1: all in our cribs for ten months while we sort
Speaker 1: of sorted out. Things are such a diversion sometimes for us.
Speaker 1: Other times things don't go as playing, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like, you know, for example, you know people
Speaker 1: always talk about like you know, oh, you know the
Speaker 1: aliens you look in the sky. Yeah, but I mean
Speaker 1: the aliens know that we have phones in our hands,
Speaker 1: so that might just they might just send us a
Speaker 1: damn intro video that we were watching and we're watching
Speaker 1: them destroy other planets, like and now you're playing, We're like,
Speaker 1: oh ship, they just like it did, like we killed Mars.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm just saying, Like, you know, everything
Speaker 1: is planned out for us to happen the way that
Speaker 1: we can envision it, you know what I'm saying. So
Speaker 1: when things when when when we don't leave room for
Speaker 1: the things that we don't know, that we don't know,
Speaker 1: that becomes a problem and that's a that becomes u
Speaker 1: a vulnerable area for us. Yeah, I get that. I
Speaker 1: want to. I like where you're going, and I think
Speaker 1: that some of this research is going to help tie
Speaker 1: in well to some of what you're saying. So to
Speaker 1: that point about sort of the disruptions and the simulation,
Speaker 1: there's a theory. The original theory related to Gucci Mane.
Speaker 1: So Gucci man apparently the original premise was that he
Speaker 1: was cloned by the c i A as sort of
Speaker 1: like this master plan to whitewash trap music. That like
Speaker 1: they were basically like, hey, look, trap music is getting
Speaker 1: out of hand. You're inspiring too any of these kids
Speaker 1: to get out and and whip that work or whatever
Speaker 1: the funk they were afraid of. And ultimately Gucci found
Speaker 1: himself being cloned so that they can send out a
Speaker 1: bike riding Gucci who goes like, I don't sell drugs,
Speaker 1: no more, I don't even do the ship. I just
Speaker 1: love my wife, and I am decent as a human
Speaker 1: being in a way that I wasn't before. Okay, you're
Speaker 1: buying it, or you're or you're you're like nah funk
Speaker 1: that you're putting a lot of thought into this, and
Speaker 1: I appreciate. Here's the thing, Gucci, when the meeting happens,
Speaker 1: Gucci is not the guy who's gonna negotiate with the police.
Speaker 1: He's not the guy that's going to accept a role
Speaker 1: as hip hops snitch or hip hop plant. Not gonna
Speaker 1: accept that. But it has to be somebody in his seat.
Speaker 1: It's just natural selection. That's the way it goes. Yes,
Speaker 1: you don't tag the most beautiful lion as the pride owner.
Speaker 1: You tagged the lion that fucking is the baddest ass mina.
Speaker 1: And it ain't about it being beautiful, right. Gucci is
Speaker 1: that guy if they if they wanted to control Trap,
Speaker 1: if they wanted to put a tap on Trap, they
Speaker 1: could do that with him, absolutely. And to that point,
Speaker 1: the other sort of like figureheads of trapped music, even
Speaker 1: by that point has started to move away from sort
Speaker 1: of like their positions as like these sort of like
Speaker 1: hardcore trapped people, right like t I grew up Jeezy
Speaker 1: kind of like moved out of some of that ship,
Speaker 1: but Gucci was still staying in it. And so to
Speaker 1: your point, we gotta take down the figurehead if we're
Speaker 1: ever going to be able to fully transform this this
Speaker 1: line of work, if you will. So here's here's my
Speaker 1: problem with that. Why not just eliminate him? They could
Speaker 1: very easily have eliminated Gucci. So if he is a clone,
Speaker 1: then they need him. There's something in his messaging that
Speaker 1: they need to get to people with, I would argue,
Speaker 1: and I think that this is true in a lot
Speaker 1: of situations. It's the same reason that that personally, I
Speaker 1: think it would be a terrible thing if Donald Trump
Speaker 1: were assassinated in that he becomes a martyr that way, right,
Speaker 1: A bunch of people then know they now have a
Speaker 1: figurehead to like align themselves with even more than they
Speaker 1: did before because their hero has died in an unfair situation,
Speaker 1: where has been you know, eliminated, like you say, in
Speaker 1: a way that they weren't supposed to be. It's you know,
Speaker 1: that's still that's still that what you speak of is
Speaker 1: just anger. But when that subsides, the bottom line is
Speaker 1: that the leader is gone, and the movement dies Hitler
Speaker 1: and Martin Luther King and all these people who people
Speaker 1: deem you're mixing some names here, but go ahead. Well,
Speaker 1: now what I'm saying is that, like you know, um,
Speaker 1: people looked at my under the King as being a
Speaker 1: person that was gonna leave black people. Not only um,
Speaker 1: you know he was. He was speaking a lot of
Speaker 1: by financial empowerment when he died, and that was a threat,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Like, so, you know, when
Speaker 1: he died, there was a disarray in the information, and
Speaker 1: so the information wasn't coming from a trusted control source anymore.
Speaker 1: And so you cut the head off the beasts, and
Speaker 1: then the body kind of can walk around for a
Speaker 1: little bit that it's gonna far because it's just he
Speaker 1: doesn't have any further programming other than to continue to
Speaker 1: march for a couple more steps. Sure, I think that
Speaker 1: that's true, But I also think that that in the
Speaker 1: same way that Martin Luther King may not be able
Speaker 1: to get his message across anymore, he also still remains
Speaker 1: a figurehead in theory right, And so for Trapp, which
Speaker 1: I think functions way further outside of of sort of
Speaker 1: like the the thing that they could transform trapped music into.
Speaker 1: Martin Luther King's message is easy to turn into hope
Speaker 1: and and loving each other and all that, instead of
Speaker 1: ignoring the socialists undertones that he was trying to encourage
Speaker 1: us towards. By the end, with Gucci, how do you
Speaker 1: turn that ship into hope? You don't unless this nigga
Speaker 1: rides a bike. I mean, it just depends on who
Speaker 1: his message it was for a Gucci gives hope to
Speaker 1: It gives hope to a lifestyle that doesn't benefit the
Speaker 1: whole Black culture as a whole. It's a very selfish
Speaker 1: you know. To be a trap boy is to just
Speaker 1: do for self and then you die and then that's it.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like if the agenda were to keep
Speaker 1: Gucci man around to make sure that niggas didn't go
Speaker 1: to college. Mm hmm, I could buy that. Well. I
Speaker 1: think that's part of the argument, right, is that, like
Speaker 1: you want to keep Gucci, the CIA is keeping him
Speaker 1: in place. It's not a bunch of rappers being like,
Speaker 1: we gotta clone Gucci so we can keep the movement going.
Speaker 1: It's a CIA being like, we gotta clone Gucci so
Speaker 1: that we can eliminate the problem and keep the parts
Speaker 1: that we benefit from. He can keep telling the motherfucker's like, hey,
Speaker 1: we out here doing the ship. But also he's mellow.
Speaker 1: He ain't right he is he is right right right,
Speaker 1: He is basically no longer a threat to us, which
Speaker 1: brings you being back to my original points. It's about
Speaker 1: not being a threat to them. And people don't understand
Speaker 1: that being a threat is not always a bad thing.
Speaker 1: M hm. You know what I'm saying, Like, you know, people,
Speaker 1: people should view you as a viable adversary, right, And
Speaker 1: so I feel like when you begin to kind of
Speaker 1: like defang you know, these greats, then you deal with that,
Speaker 1: like you know what I'm saying, Like you that's what
Speaker 1: it's like. You know, you know they clone him and
Speaker 1: you know now he's just you know ice cube started
Speaker 1: as n w A. Then it's like, are we there yet?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. You look at it like that.
Speaker 1: It's like for a white man, he could sleep at
Speaker 1: night knowing the ice Cube is a right you know,
Speaker 1: isn't going to encourage anybody to say shipped to the police.
Speaker 1: And the way that he said in n Yeah, I
Speaker 1: I love that. I Also, this is important because I
Speaker 1: think you brought it up earlier about Dolly, the the
Speaker 1: original sort of cloned sheep that we all learned about
Speaker 1: in fucking grade school and high school and all that
Speaker 1: stuff in nights that basically, in researching all of this ship,
Speaker 1: the National Human Genome Research Institute claims that there is
Speaker 1: no recorded evidence that anyone has ever successfully cloned a
Speaker 1: human being. And while they say that we've cloned plenty
Speaker 1: of animals sheep, cattle, deer, dogs, horses, mules, ox, rabbit, rats,
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of ship, They've even cloned a monkey,
Speaker 1: they say that the there's basically like cellular structures and
Speaker 1: the human being that are too hard to basically separate
Speaker 1: and replicate in the same way that they're able to
Speaker 1: do with the animals. Now you're calling bullshit. Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: When you say human being m hm right, that means
Speaker 1: that we have the awareness to be whatever we want
Speaker 1: to be. You could be a human being, a fireman,
Speaker 1: you could be a human being a police officer, right.
Speaker 1: You could be a human being, you know, a video
Speaker 1: game designer. But the bottom line is that that's what
Speaker 1: that's why we're beings and animals or animals. So like,
Speaker 1: I think that when it comes down to trying to
Speaker 1: clone that soul, there is a scary thing on the
Speaker 1: other side of cloning a human that they're not prepared
Speaker 1: to share it with the public. I think that, you know, um,
Speaker 1: how could you clone the monkey and not clone a person? Right?
Speaker 1: And I that's really I think you're hitting on something
Speaker 1: really important here because in the research I also learned
Speaker 1: that cloning doesn't necessarily just mean you're making an identical
Speaker 1: version of the thing, which I didn't realize. I always
Speaker 1: thought it was just like, Okay, you make another thing
Speaker 1: that matches it, but it actually can mean that you
Speaker 1: that because of the way nurture plays a factor in
Speaker 1: and uh, your circumstances sort of shape the thing appearance
Speaker 1: can come out completely different. Like there's an example of
Speaker 1: like this cat that they cloned that like basically was
Speaker 1: like a white cat, but then it's clone came out
Speaker 1: like black and brown because of nurture and and temperature
Speaker 1: and chemicals and all the things that play a part
Speaker 1: in sort of like the hair color of animals in
Speaker 1: their cloning process. So it's like for that under that premise,
Speaker 1: a Gucci doesn't have to be identical in his soul
Speaker 1: when they clone him. It just needs to look close
Speaker 1: enough or have enough of the the Gucci esque elements
Speaker 1: to sell it out to the public. So yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: And so you look at that and you look at
Speaker 1: like like the old eminem Look up is eminem a
Speaker 1: clone I'm talking to? It was crazy, It's crazy. I
Speaker 1: love that. I have never heard that before in my life,
Speaker 1: and I never in my life, and I'm so happy
Speaker 1: to hear it. I guarantee that you'll find fifty videos
Speaker 1: about it. Easy. See. The thing is that they have
Speaker 1: these moments where like the clone quote unquote malfunctions and
Speaker 1: they're just stuck there like this, and then they're like,
Speaker 1: oh hey, and they have a different array of emotions,
Speaker 1: like oh right, you know what I'm saying, they'd be
Speaker 1: looking all drunken ship because they're learning human functions. They
Speaker 1: were not sort of born with them. I love. So,
Speaker 1: you know, when I saw the conspiracy about Gucci being
Speaker 1: the clone, it was just something that that I bought,
Speaker 1: not something that that I developed, But I bought it.
Speaker 1: The reason why I bought it is because of what
Speaker 1: that I feel like they have a history of doing.
Speaker 1: I get that. Here's something that I think you you'd
Speaker 1: be fascinated in. In two thousand two, this organization Clonate,
Speaker 1: which is part of like this religious group that believes
Speaker 1: that humans were created by extraterrestrials, held a news conference
Speaker 1: to announce the birth of what they claimed to be
Speaker 1: the first cloned human, a girl named Eve Um. And
Speaker 1: despite researchers trying to basically infiltrate and get information as
Speaker 1: to the legitimacy of Eve, they were never ever able
Speaker 1: to prove that Clone Aide was in fact able to clone.
Speaker 1: Even Clone AID has since going on to claim that
Speaker 1: they've cloned ten other humans without any real evidence. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they don't have to show evidence. They don't have to
Speaker 1: unless they get like, uh not audited. But you know,
Speaker 1: like like unless the FED step in and make them show.
Speaker 1: Some ain't gotta show nothing like ship is going on,
Speaker 1: sh is going on, And you know, it's like you
Speaker 1: would be you would be crazy to think not like
Speaker 1: they're they are racing against time to figure out this
Speaker 1: whole immortality thing. Well let me ask you this, and
Speaker 1: I like where you're going. Why not show the evidence?
Speaker 1: Why not say, hey, look, if we're going to announce
Speaker 1: the ship right there coming. It's not like they're being
Speaker 1: moving in secret like your original premise that like we're cloning,
Speaker 1: we ain't telling nobody. If you catch it, you catch
Speaker 1: it whatever. But if they're gonna come out and say, hey,
Speaker 1: we got a clone and we did it and we
Speaker 1: know we can do it again twelve more times in fact,
Speaker 1: why not be like and this is how we did it.
Speaker 1: This is this is the whole thing. Because I think, um,
Speaker 1: the public is not ready for it. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: I do think that there is there is a big
Speaker 1: missing link between us and apes. There's something in the
Speaker 1: middle that we've never seen before, and I think that
Speaker 1: that could be extraterrestrial. I think that that's not far fetched.
Speaker 1: I think that it's so far back in history that
Speaker 1: we never know exactly what's going on unless we get
Speaker 1: made aware of it. But there is something there. To
Speaker 1: that point, however, I mean, do you just have to
Speaker 1: accept the fact that you don't die and not knowing stuff? Okay,
Speaker 1: that that at the end of the day, we can
Speaker 1: have all of these questions, we can presume a bunch
Speaker 1: of answers for these questions, and even no certain things
Speaker 1: for ourselves but there's a bunch of ship that's never
Speaker 1: gonna get answered, that we're never gonna know. And maybe
Speaker 1: to that point, clone ades being like, just be okay
Speaker 1: with that bitch. It don't matter. You don't even know
Speaker 1: what's happening back you need to know everything. That's a flex.
Speaker 1: It's a real like mommy daddy just sort of like
Speaker 1: I ain't gotta tell you why you gotta sit your
Speaker 1: ass down, but you gotta see your ass down and
Speaker 1: then you bust your head and you'd be like, see,
Speaker 1: I don't need to tell you that. Why am I
Speaker 1: explaining myself? Yeah, exactly, why am I explaining you busting
Speaker 1: your head to you? It's like my nigga due what
Speaker 1: I tell you to do. But that's what it is.
Speaker 1: It's like I think that, you know, it's a lot
Speaker 1: of things that are above our um I hate to
Speaker 1: say pay grade, but it's like it's ship going on
Speaker 1: that we just don't know about. People aren't as vulnerable
Speaker 1: as they look like. You know, we might not be
Speaker 1: looking at the same Donald Trump every single time, right,
Speaker 1: we just might not be, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: And that's like that's something that is like, that's I mean,
Speaker 1: that's just real. Yeah, just they it for whatever reason.
Speaker 1: They might got to flip him out, and that's just
Speaker 1: part of whatever that job entails. Bro. My dad was
Speaker 1: in the military. He said that they had this GPS
Speaker 1: style technology back in the eighties. Yeah, And I'm glad
Speaker 1: you brought that up because I always presumed that Dolly was,
Speaker 1: in fact the first evidence of cloning ever in the
Speaker 1: history of the world. But it turns out that they're
Speaker 1: the first clone of any animal that we've made up
Speaker 1: to this point. Was mice that they cloned in nineteen
Speaker 1: seventy nine, all the way back and fucking seventy nine,
Speaker 1: they had the technology to clone something. And so if
Speaker 1: we're basing our measurements of cloning in the same way
Speaker 1: that we best we measure like phone technology, the ship
Speaker 1: has gotten better. It's gotten way more advanced than what
Speaker 1: they're sort of introducing to us. We didn't just go
Speaker 1: from my mice to horse. We went to all the ship.
Speaker 1: Like it's it's like it's always about changing your approach.
Speaker 1: Like sometimes you you solve a problem and that's the problem.
Speaker 1: It's solved, and now innovations begin, like cell phones. Remember
Speaker 1: it used to be about who was clearer, Who has
Speaker 1: the clearer cell phone? You got to flip phone, you
Speaker 1: got to antenna on it. When they fixed that, then
Speaker 1: it became like, all right, now we're adding the phone
Speaker 1: with a camera that's gonna have you know, a video
Speaker 1: camera that's gonna replace you know what I'm saying, Your
Speaker 1: calendar that's gonna you know, replace your music. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Like now they begin to add, like, bro,
Speaker 1: like your phone replaced so much stuff, maps and GPS,
Speaker 1: the fucking thing they used to have to stick to
Speaker 1: the window. You know what I'm saying, that the little garment.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like, Bro, just listen, when
Speaker 1: we were going off to college, I had the map
Speaker 1: question and pointed out and follow the direct to follow
Speaker 1: the directions. Yeah, like I was chasing goddamn treasure. I
Speaker 1: think that you made it perfectly fine. Yeah I was.
Speaker 1: I was good until the advancement happened, and I'm still
Speaker 1: good now. I like the advancement. But to your point,
Speaker 1: the advancement is happening in every direction. It's happening in
Speaker 1: all parts of our life, and it's probably not just
Speaker 1: limited to like our phones. It's probably also limited, you know,
Speaker 1: happening with human technology. Think about think about this way
Speaker 1: back in the day, what they had on airplanes, and
Speaker 1: now we are in our car down there like a cockpit,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like, you know, with with
Speaker 1: with maps and GPS, right, yeah, that that we essentially
Speaker 1: have all the things that a a flight a pilot
Speaker 1: would have in our in our pants and we're able
Speaker 1: to navigate the same way that they did. And you know,
Speaker 1: they still tell us that we can't even put our
Speaker 1: phones on when we're flying in the air. Right, It's like, no,
Speaker 1: you can handle that. I think your technology is advanced
Speaker 1: enough that you can handle me making a phone call.
Speaker 1: You just don't want me to. And that's some other
Speaker 1: ship that you gotta figure out. Yeah, I never put
Speaker 1: my shirt on airplane mode. I hope they don't come
Speaker 1: take me to prison. What if this is how you
Speaker 1: end up going to jail? Is you said that on
Speaker 1: the podcast and they're just like CP, You're done. Hey man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be lying to all my homies in jail, Like, man,
Speaker 1: you ain't can believe hadn't caught me in this bullys shit.
Speaker 1: It's around you me, all right, We're gonna take one
Speaker 1: more break. We'll be back with more, clep and more.
Speaker 1: My mama told me we are back like teenage gs.
Speaker 1: When you say teenage, how are we talking? Hell yeah,
Speaker 1: we're back here with more. My mama told me to
Speaker 1: nineteen is only sixteen? No, I mean the man had
Speaker 1: an answer, it wasn't the best one he could have
Speaker 1: come up with. Robert, you should have thought about that
Speaker 1: when a little teams what do you mean like the
Speaker 1: delicious Ones? Sorry? And Torrey was just sitting there like Robert. Robert, No,
Speaker 1: don't say that one. Right. We're great, We're great great?
Speaker 1: What a grade is like? She's doing good in school.
Speaker 1: I want to play a game. I have a fun
Speaker 1: game that I've now coined Real One Freak one the clown.
Speaker 1: No time for fake just Crystal ones. This is Real
Speaker 1: one Freak One, in which I am going to introduce
Speaker 1: to you a number of celebrities I believe to have
Speaker 1: made a drastic physical transformation over the course of their careers,
Speaker 1: and I would love for you to speculate as to
Speaker 1: whether you think these people have in fact been cloned.
Speaker 1: That makes sense, yep, so a real one. We're frequent.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, and even feel free to elaborate as much
Speaker 1: as possible about why you believe that they are, in fact,
Speaker 1: or aren't in fact clones of the forums and let
Speaker 1: me chant on my inner honesty. Go ahead, Hell yeah,
Speaker 1: let's start. Let's start big. Let's D'Angelo. D'Angelo used to
Speaker 1: be a man uh with with tight abs and and
Speaker 1: uh it was a sex symbol. And then he came
Speaker 1: back to us a broken version of himself, a much heavier,
Speaker 1: broken version of himself. What do you think is D'Angelo
Speaker 1: a clone of his former self? Hell no, that's a
Speaker 1: real nig because he fun. Let me tell you something,
Speaker 1: it's a real you understand me. You used to do
Speaker 1: a couple of thousand, not as you have and target
Speaker 1: And next thing you are, you walking out with four
Speaker 1: four fifty five hundred boxers of cheeses, and I mean
Speaker 1: you're about to crunch student bitches and you know your
Speaker 1: body Just Jesus don't care about what kind of apps
Speaker 1: you had. She sitting there to bust all that ship up.
Speaker 1: Sure that's not a clone. That's a nigga who's metabolism
Speaker 1: caught up to him. He did it from tacole tu
Speaker 1: to tackle truck. I love that alright, Damn Joe is
Speaker 1: a real one. Al right, next person, Vivicate Fox Fox,
Speaker 1: tell me why? Because I mat her? She was nice,
Speaker 1: she was good. It's just, you know, a lot of
Speaker 1: bad decisions, you know what I'm saying with the world,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, all right, let's move on. Chloe Kardashian.
Speaker 1: Chloe Kardashian. That a real one or or a freak one?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. She's made some transformations, unrecognizable human being. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's just surgery, though. I think she might be
Speaker 1: a real oh ship, Yeah, yeah, that's your surgery. She ain't.
Speaker 1: I mean, why clone her? For what? She's very she's
Speaker 1: very wealthy. There's a lot of resources that come out
Speaker 1: of that family. But why clone her though? Clone Kim
Speaker 1: or one of the other better looking one claim her?
Speaker 1: You know, you know, you don't clone her, right, You
Speaker 1: don't clone the rent of the litter. You sort of
Speaker 1: you clone the good. She having so much work done that,
Speaker 1: you know. I hope people don't understand that surgery don't
Speaker 1: transfer the pregnancy, so you get pregnant them babies donna
Speaker 1: look like your original you know what I'm saying Without
Speaker 1: all the DLC. I don't know if you've ever seen
Speaker 1: this story, but there was that the man in China
Speaker 1: who got uh piste off that his wife, who had
Speaker 1: had a bunch of plastic surgery, gave him an ugly
Speaker 1: baby and then sued her because he basically said he
Speaker 1: she tricked him into having an ugly baby against it's consent.
Speaker 1: She's lucky she didn't get stoned right outside the pantex spread.
Speaker 1: All right, next person, this is this is a personal
Speaker 1: favorite for me. Lisa Turtle, Lark Vorries. How are you
Speaker 1: feeling about Lark Vorhees? That's a possible clone. You know
Speaker 1: what happened with Lark Borhes. You remember what happened with
Speaker 1: Fiona Shrek when she was when when when the when?
Speaker 1: When the spell went off? That's what happened, her spell
Speaker 1: war off. She turned to some ship that that's some
Speaker 1: different ship, that goddamn ogre. But not a clone. You're saying,
Speaker 1: that's just that's witchcraft if none none of these people
Speaker 1: are cloned so far. Okay, this is my last one.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping I get one clone out of you. We'll
Speaker 1: find out. Sammy Sosa, what do you do with Sammy Sosa?
Speaker 1: Sammy Sosa is a clone. He's been body snatched. The
Speaker 1: clone came out white, and they was like, fuck it,
Speaker 1: we're just gonna run that. I think they ran out
Speaker 1: of ink in their three D pren here which happens
Speaker 1: that or he didn't soak in the right kind of
Speaker 1: juice he was floating to the tank. I think I
Speaker 1: think somebody could have opened up the shade. It could
Speaker 1: be no sunlight. It has to be because that skin
Speaker 1: got it, and so somebody open up to say. I
Speaker 1: think the cleaning lady came in and had the shades
Speaker 1: open for a long time and they was like, fun,
Speaker 1: this this was our last body. And so they had
Speaker 1: to just use it for Sammy because they already killed Sammy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they already killed Sammy, so they had to run it.
Speaker 1: And um yeah, I love that. Hey, listen, we've all
Speaker 1: turned in an essay when our printer was out of
Speaker 1: ink and it had the little white lines instead of
Speaker 1: dark black lines, and that just is what it is saying.
Speaker 1: It is what it is. They got to be able
Speaker 1: to read that ship. That's that. That's what you're you're professor,
Speaker 1: your your professionals, so your job, sep we did it
Speaker 1: that this was a great time. Could you tell the
Speaker 1: people at home where they could find you what cool
Speaker 1: ship you got going on? At the bottom of a
Speaker 1: real talk code ran, it's out of the riff rail.
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