1 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:05,439 Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast 2 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:26,200 Speaker 1: presiding show? All right, it's just the boys today. Wait 3 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,640 Speaker 1: a second, on how did that happen? You guys want 4 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 1: to talk about s boards and stuff, sports and strip 5 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:36,640 Speaker 1: clubs and cigars. We are you out on the zoom? 6 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:38,680 Speaker 1: We don't see you. I just realized I'm not in here. 7 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:41,080 Speaker 1: Hang on, hang on, Oh gandhi, you're about to spoil 8 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:43,880 Speaker 1: our fun. Damn it. You have to talk about only 9 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:49,080 Speaker 1: men related topics today? Or quote unquote, are you guys 10 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:51,880 Speaker 1: talking about your balls? About to thank you for turning? 11 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:55,880 Speaker 1: That wasn't on the list, but we can. Yes, we 12 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:57,959 Speaker 1: said a bunch of things. No one said balls. You're 13 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:59,680 Speaker 1: the first one to say balls. What do you guys 14 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 1: talk about when girls aren't around? We don't really. I 15 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,640 Speaker 1: think it's quiet, like I don't know if it's like 16 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 1: more like just like very simple conversation. Like there's always like, 17 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:11,200 Speaker 1: why don't you talk to you guys about what's going on? 18 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:14,600 Speaker 1: I'm like, guys don't talk about relationships and right feelings. 19 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,600 Speaker 1: That's the weirdest thing in the world to me. That's 20 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:19,480 Speaker 1: why you guys are all so angry and weird. Any 21 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:23,880 Speaker 1: time I guarantee. That's why you, Like if I just 22 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:26,800 Speaker 1: called frog and I'm like, hey man, yeah, I just 23 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,559 Speaker 1: want to talk about love and how come I haven't 24 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:32,479 Speaker 1: really found it in life? Like, dude, are you okay? 25 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,720 Speaker 1: You know what's wrong with you? Girls don't sit around 26 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:37,400 Speaker 1: and talk about love and why we haven't found it 27 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:41,840 Speaker 1: in our lives. That's do you guys like you talk 28 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,840 Speaker 1: about like about guys penises and stuff. Do you guys 29 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:47,800 Speaker 1: talk about that, Scotty? I mean sometimes like sure, if 30 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 1: you know, if like one of my friends just looked 31 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 1: up with someone and she feels like being a little 32 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:52,520 Speaker 1: scandalous and telling me all about it, of course I 33 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 1: want to hear that. But guys don't talk to each 34 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,360 Speaker 1: other about their feelings or like anything going on in 35 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:00,720 Speaker 1: their lives. Weird, Gandia. If a friend of yours said 36 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 1: they were going on vacation, what would your first question be? 37 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:05,120 Speaker 1: Where you going? Yeah? You know what my first question 38 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:08,160 Speaker 1: would be. But that's that's cool. Like I might ask 39 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,120 Speaker 1: him how much they paid for it, But like like 40 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:11,920 Speaker 1: my wife would go, where they going, what are they doing? 41 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 1: How they get in there? I go, I don't know, 42 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,800 Speaker 1: you don't care? Follow up? We don't care. I don't care. 43 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:19,840 Speaker 1: Like if Froggy goes yeah, I'm going away this weekend, Elisa, 44 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh cool. Oh no, I always follow 45 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:24,840 Speaker 1: up with something yeah, like it just seems like you're 46 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:28,239 Speaker 1: disinterested and don't care about what's happening in your friends lives. Froggy, 47 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 1: Do you care if I care where you're going? No? 48 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:32,920 Speaker 1: But I would if you if you called me up 49 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 1: to him going away this weekend, Froggy, why not? I 50 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 1: don't know, well, Froggy, So do you do you care 51 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:44,160 Speaker 1: if I care where you're going? No? I don't care 52 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,920 Speaker 1: if you care. But if you told me, hey, where 53 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 1: me and and listen to the kids are going away? 54 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,600 Speaker 1: I would say, oh, where are you going? Like I 55 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:57,119 Speaker 1: would ask where common courtesy, but do you really care? Yeah? 56 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:02,680 Speaker 1: Do you care? Care? Case some interest, I will say 57 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,079 Speaker 1: that you're interested in if I don't like you, like 58 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:08,040 Speaker 1: if you're somebody I don't like, for example, I've you 59 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:12,960 Speaker 1: know anyway still at will say. I'll be like, oh, hey, 60 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 1: I I saw so and so talk to so and so. 61 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,920 Speaker 1: Oh did you ask how the wife and kids were? 62 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,480 Speaker 1: I'm like, no, why because I don't care. I don't 63 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:22,720 Speaker 1: like if I don't like you, then I won't ask. 64 00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:24,919 Speaker 1: But if I like you, then I'll take interest and 65 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:27,440 Speaker 1: I'll say, hey, you know, how is you? Like? For example, 66 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,800 Speaker 1: if any time I talk to Nate, I'm always like, hey, 67 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 1: how's Heather. If I talk to Condi, even though she 68 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 1: doesn't live with Brandon, I always ask. Even Daniel, I'm 69 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,240 Speaker 1: always like, how's it, how Sheldon, how's the kids? Want 70 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:37,960 Speaker 1: to talk to Scotty like, I'm always that way, even 71 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,760 Speaker 1: even with um Scary doesn't live with with Robin, but 72 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,400 Speaker 1: I always ask because I care. So if you talk 73 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 1: to me and I don't ask you how your kids are, 74 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 1: your significant others are, that's it. Like one of Brandon's 75 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,200 Speaker 1: very best friends in the whole world is going through 76 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:59,320 Speaker 1: a very crazy thing and I asked him every day. Heyes, 77 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:01,280 Speaker 1: how how is blah blah blah doing? He's like, I 78 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:03,200 Speaker 1: don't know. I haven't really circled back. I'm like, what, 79 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 1: what do you have details on? What is going on? 80 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:10,120 Speaker 1: You tell me? I'm like, oh, you guys are the worst. 81 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,120 Speaker 1: I don't know. It's some of that stuff that it's 82 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:16,040 Speaker 1: important to you. It's just like forgot, at least for me. 83 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:19,360 Speaker 1: I'm kind of like, yeah, I mean, guys are so 84 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,720 Speaker 1: interested in nose about things. Will we come back to 85 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:24,480 Speaker 1: the vacation a guy to ask a guy who get 86 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,480 Speaker 1: did you get laid? You know that will be a 87 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:32,760 Speaker 1: question that we ask years ago, Yeah, years ago. Yeah, 88 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:35,040 Speaker 1: you would ask that to somebody who's dating someone. You're 89 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:36,680 Speaker 1: not going to ask your married friend hood do you 90 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:43,080 Speaker 1: get laid? You probably didn't, but maybe you just don't. 91 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:45,279 Speaker 1: I mean, you don't ask your married friends if they're doing. 92 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 1: It's just how many I'll ask you? And you guys 93 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,840 Speaker 1: gonna bang it out tonight? You always go okay, but 94 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:57,720 Speaker 1: you're different exactly, you know, just saniel Sheldon's birth Like 95 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:00,120 Speaker 1: Sheldon's birthday, I'll call Sheldon and say happy birthday, and 96 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 1: we'll talk to a litt and we're done. Like all right, Danielle, 97 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:03,680 Speaker 1: you guys go. You guys got to go banging out 98 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:06,240 Speaker 1: for Sheldon's birthday. She's like, didn't stop. I'm like, I 99 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:08,599 Speaker 1: also feel that if you had a lot of fun 100 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:11,560 Speaker 1: on your vacation or something that you did that was outrageous, 101 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,920 Speaker 1: you would tell me before I had to ask, right, So, 102 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:19,520 Speaker 1: like you meaning like you came back from Greece, like 103 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:25,640 Speaker 1: I just assume you did the typical Grecian things, okay, something, 104 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:28,600 Speaker 1: but like it like stood out, like you got engaged. 105 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:36,040 Speaker 1: You would tell me I got engaged or we were 106 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:39,440 Speaker 1: when they got married, and be like, oh, they got engaged. 107 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:44,600 Speaker 1: Do you guys know I'm getting married? Right? Yeah? But 108 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 1: scary if I came back from Greece, I wouldn't tell 109 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,560 Speaker 1: you anything because you didn't ask me. So I know 110 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,760 Speaker 1: you don't care. You don't want to know. How was 111 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:54,280 Speaker 1: your vacation. I mean, give the one just the one word, 112 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:55,680 Speaker 1: you know, but you don't want me to tell you. 113 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:58,320 Speaker 1: You just want me to go good. Here's telling you 114 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:01,080 Speaker 1: about Here's a bigger question for everybody, Like do you 115 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:03,520 Speaker 1: do you find it's harder to try and keep up 116 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:08,400 Speaker 1: with as many people as you do? Yeah? I had well, Gandhi, 117 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,920 Speaker 1: maybe you're the anomaly here, but I know for me, 118 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:13,600 Speaker 1: I used to have so many people I kept with 119 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:16,920 Speaker 1: up with on a regular basis. Now I whittled it 120 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,799 Speaker 1: down to like a core dozen that I keep informed 121 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:21,800 Speaker 1: with what's going on in my life. It's just so 122 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:26,800 Speaker 1: hard to stay anything to my mind blows up. I'm 123 00:06:26,839 --> 00:06:29,320 Speaker 1: the person who if I think about a random person 124 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:31,520 Speaker 1: who I haven't talked about or talked to in years. 125 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:33,320 Speaker 1: I'll just send him a message like, hey, it's not 126 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:35,320 Speaker 1: about you, what you doing because I want to know, 127 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:39,520 Speaker 1: Like I'm very curious. I like to to be maybe invasive. 128 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:42,520 Speaker 1: Sometimes that's been going on with you. Let me ask 129 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:46,040 Speaker 1: your question. If somebody asks you how you're doing, and 130 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,600 Speaker 1: you you like, you text back how you're doing and 131 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:51,200 Speaker 1: they don't respond to that, is that right? Is that 132 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:53,560 Speaker 1: is that weird? It's never happened to me. I have 133 00:06:53,640 --> 00:07:00,280 Speaker 1: no idea. Well, okay, so um, I was unto the 134 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,800 Speaker 1: weather a couple of weeks ago, just you know, a 135 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,520 Speaker 1: little run down, and someone on the show texted me 136 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,400 Speaker 1: a couple of times, Hey, how you feeling? And I 137 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:10,400 Speaker 1: wrote back how I was feeling, and then they never responded. So, wait, 138 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:12,800 Speaker 1: who are you talking? You have to be talking about scary. 139 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:14,680 Speaker 1: I know you're talking about scary. No, I'm not talking 140 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:18,200 Speaker 1: about scary. Doesn't even ask. So Ghandi was very good. 141 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:20,440 Speaker 1: She checked in on me and she's like health check. 142 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:22,880 Speaker 1: So I wrote back, Oh, I'm feeling this way, this way, 143 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:24,480 Speaker 1: this way, and then she didn't right back. So I 144 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:27,120 Speaker 1: was like, no, but I circle back with you a 145 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,560 Speaker 1: few times, because here's what I know about you. You 146 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:33,240 Speaker 1: don't like to be overly conversational about really anything. So 147 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:36,840 Speaker 1: once you give me your answer, I think that you 148 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:38,720 Speaker 1: don't want me to then follow up, especially if you're 149 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:40,440 Speaker 1: not feeling well. You don't want me to keep coming 150 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,280 Speaker 1: back and being like, oh, well what about this? I mean, 151 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:44,000 Speaker 1: what am I supposed to say? I wrote back, All 152 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:45,920 Speaker 1: that sucks? I hope you feel better? Like, but I 153 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:48,480 Speaker 1: checked in on you multiple times? No, you did? You did? 154 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,520 Speaker 1: I just I just when I wrote back, I'm like, 155 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,920 Speaker 1: maybe I felt like maybe I told you too much? No, 156 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:55,640 Speaker 1: not at all, Like yeah, I was like, oh I've 157 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:57,720 Speaker 1: got upset stomach and a headache and saw throat and 158 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:02,600 Speaker 1: get I said too much. That's not true. Somebody asks 159 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,120 Speaker 1: you how you're doing, and you know you were under 160 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:09,440 Speaker 1: the weather, and you respond back with a nice, comprehensive paragraph. 161 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,320 Speaker 1: Is there a need for that person right back? They 162 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,320 Speaker 1: kind of read it and got the answers. Even if 163 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:19,120 Speaker 1: you write hope you feel better, wrote back like, oh no, 164 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:20,680 Speaker 1: I hope the worst of it's over and I hope 165 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:23,760 Speaker 1: you think better. Look, you know, if you really want 166 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:26,440 Speaker 1: to throw someone for a loop like a fruit loop 167 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:28,680 Speaker 1: fruit loop. Yeah. Like, if you're at a store and 168 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:30,680 Speaker 1: the cashier says, how are you doing today, just say 169 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:33,280 Speaker 1: not good. It's like the worst day ever. They don't 170 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:37,640 Speaker 1: know how to receivebody ever said anything but good, no 171 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:39,680 Speaker 1: matter what. So if you're having a bad day, tell 172 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:42,280 Speaker 1: them and they won't know how to respond. My parents 173 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:43,800 Speaker 1: said that was one of the weirdest things about being 174 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:45,880 Speaker 1: in America is that they thought when people ask you 175 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,520 Speaker 1: how are you doing, that they actually wanted to know, 176 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:49,199 Speaker 1: like what was going on with your life? And it 177 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,599 Speaker 1: wasn't just a little oh, you know, aside in a 178 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:54,600 Speaker 1: conversation where you're always supposed to be like great exactly. 179 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,839 Speaker 1: There's got a friend from Denmark and she said that 180 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:58,920 Speaker 1: was the biggest adjustment when you got here, because it's 181 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,600 Speaker 1: it's just a natural high. It's our version of highs. 182 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:04,440 Speaker 1: How you doing. They're like, well, I'm doing great, how 183 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:09,120 Speaker 1: are you? We don't really care how in the world. 184 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,679 Speaker 1: It's like you have to go curious. It is a 185 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:15,000 Speaker 1: full on, full blown conversation. I wasn't talking it and 186 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:18,640 Speaker 1: I asked the lady behind the register, so, how's your 187 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:21,440 Speaker 1: day going? And I'm She stopped and told me about 188 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:23,880 Speaker 1: the worst customers she's ever had in the day, and 189 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,920 Speaker 1: how crappy her day, I know. And I was like, wow, 190 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:29,319 Speaker 1: this is so weird. I make small talking my Uber 191 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,480 Speaker 1: drivers all the time, used to get those five stars, 192 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:37,760 Speaker 1: and I asked them to enjoy the conversation. You just said, 193 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:41,360 Speaker 1: I don't care about what you say. Talk and you 194 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,439 Speaker 1: know what, they talk right back, because they're in the 195 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:45,559 Speaker 1: car board all fucking day. They're like, oh my god, 196 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:48,040 Speaker 1: finally someone wants to talk to me. A past everybody's 197 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:51,280 Speaker 1: talking about like, I'm just doing it. I'm doing the 198 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:54,559 Speaker 1: service by talking to them and no, no, no, now 199 00:09:54,679 --> 00:09:58,160 Speaker 1: doing a service. Yeah, now you're doing them a disservice. 200 00:09:58,559 --> 00:10:03,360 Speaker 1: Now they know it's just both ship talk. First question 201 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:06,599 Speaker 1: is always from I had a conversation with them. I 202 00:10:06,679 --> 00:10:09,319 Speaker 1: did them a favor you should give my My question 203 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:12,360 Speaker 1: is always my opening line is always, so, how how's 204 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:15,280 Speaker 1: Uber today? How's everything? You guys? You're busy right now 205 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:18,920 Speaker 1: at the end of your ship the beginnings. I got 206 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,280 Speaker 1: some asshole on my car now asking me stupid questions, 207 00:10:21,559 --> 00:10:23,839 Speaker 1: and I have more. I have a whole stick with 208 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:28,520 Speaker 1: Uber drivers, don't you wait, hang on, hang on, wait, wait, wait, 209 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,559 Speaker 1: let's role play. I'm the Uber driver. You get indoor closes, clunk, 210 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:34,600 Speaker 1: all right, you don't do this? All right? I'm driving 211 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:38,640 Speaker 1: yeah hey, um so uh, how's Uber today? What are 212 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:41,160 Speaker 1: you guys busy today? Or what it's It's fine, I'm 213 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:45,240 Speaker 1: driving you yeah yeah you uh, you're finishing up today 214 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,440 Speaker 1: right now? Or what's gonna just started? I gotta make 215 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:50,080 Speaker 1: some money. Where do you live? You're really fucking annoying. 216 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:54,760 Speaker 1: You know, here's the best. You get great stories out 217 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:58,199 Speaker 1: of there. It's always like taxi cab confessions, because what 218 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:01,439 Speaker 1: they'll do is I'll say, what the furthest you've ever traveled? 219 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:03,880 Speaker 1: I always do that long they always saying, oh I 220 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:07,760 Speaker 1: went from Boston to Philly and a couple of crazy stories. 221 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:09,439 Speaker 1: I'll tell you. I did ask an Uber driver that 222 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:11,640 Speaker 1: one time, what's the furthest you've ever driven? Somebody? He said, 223 00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:13,319 Speaker 1: he picked him up in Miami, he had to drive 224 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:20,280 Speaker 1: him to Detroit and back? What from Miami to Detroit 225 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:24,480 Speaker 1: and back? I also did not include overnight? Yes? Or 226 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:27,600 Speaker 1: was it a straight drive overnight? They stayed overnight as well, 227 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:30,000 Speaker 1: and the guy paid for everything. What do you talk about? 228 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:36,480 Speaker 1: Questions for that long of a drive? Do you think, Yeah, 229 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,880 Speaker 1: I think they prefer silence. A lot of them want 230 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,600 Speaker 1: to be on the phone and then listen to the radio. 231 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,520 Speaker 1: They want to hear your dumb ask questions. Because here's 232 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:45,480 Speaker 1: the thing. In a day they pick up thirty of you, 233 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,200 Speaker 1: if not more, and they're all asking these same generic 234 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:53,280 Speaker 1: questions late night, late night. I'm like, so is anyone 235 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:57,640 Speaker 1: ever thrown up in here in your car? And then 236 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,719 Speaker 1: the best drunk story about how so was like like 237 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,559 Speaker 1: you know, you know, like fell on the thing and 238 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,000 Speaker 1: it had to like voml it out the side of 239 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:09,959 Speaker 1: the window. It's great, you ask the same you ever 240 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,760 Speaker 1: asked anybody had sex in their car? Oh? Yeah, the 241 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:16,959 Speaker 1: time questions to ask, They tell me, Ary, one of 242 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,760 Speaker 1: these days you're gonna get the same driver and he's 243 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:20,720 Speaker 1: gonna go, all right, so you're gonna ask me how 244 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,800 Speaker 1: five driven like you did the last time. Like he's 245 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:25,720 Speaker 1: gonna no question three is coming. He's poor uber drivers, 246 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:28,640 Speaker 1: I found out the other day from my driver. So 247 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:34,000 Speaker 1: you know how they're surge charging obviously whatever, they no 248 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:37,240 Speaker 1: longer get that money. They get the exact same that 249 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:40,480 Speaker 1: they always got, and the company now pockets that surge 250 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:44,480 Speaker 1: proct about seven eight months ago. They used to get 251 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:47,120 Speaker 1: a bigger proportion of the cut because the company was 252 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,160 Speaker 1: making more than the company has both stepped in and said, 253 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,640 Speaker 1: now it seems like every six months they get a cut, 254 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,400 Speaker 1: because I remember when Uber first started, it was everybody's 255 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,240 Speaker 1: like a dude, I'm doing this on weekends. I'm making 256 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:59,800 Speaker 1: a ship ton of money. Now people can barely get by. 257 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,719 Speaker 1: Been making that a second distance that we just gave 258 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:05,160 Speaker 1: Scary another question to ask his driver. Oh, you know 259 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:08,800 Speaker 1: they about the corporate Uber corporate all the time, that scary. 260 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:11,320 Speaker 1: Have they ever said to you They like, due to COVID, 261 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:14,040 Speaker 1: you can't talk to me when they see you coming. No, 262 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,880 Speaker 1: they say that you can't sit in the front seat 263 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:20,439 Speaker 1: due to covider therapy. You asked to sit next to them. Yeah, 264 00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:22,880 Speaker 1: sometimes I've gone up because of dance days three or four. 265 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,240 Speaker 1: I didn't realize that we've done that a few times, 266 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:26,840 Speaker 1: like when we were going places and we make Scary 267 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,319 Speaker 1: set up front because we must pick them up last 268 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,880 Speaker 1: always always, I know, and they're always like, oh sure. 269 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,839 Speaker 1: And then I saw the little thing that said nobody 270 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,360 Speaker 1: can sit in the front seat if I felt bad. 271 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,840 Speaker 1: Whenever we go in a group. Scary always that tells 272 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:40,480 Speaker 1: the driver I sit up front, Oh my god, directions 273 00:13:40,679 --> 00:13:44,640 Speaker 1: exactly the over driver has he knows where he's going 274 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,240 Speaker 1: and he has it on his gp as. Scary is 275 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:50,280 Speaker 1: always like no no, no, no no, don't go that way, Danielle, 276 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,760 Speaker 1: don't here. It's funny say that. Sometimes they use the 277 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:59,920 Speaker 1: native Uber map, or they'll use Google Maps the time 278 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,720 Speaker 1: of all the time, and then they criticizes their navigation 279 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,920 Speaker 1: system like oh you want to use ways, Oh I 280 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,880 Speaker 1: got ways, and then they use ways. It's integrated into 281 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:11,440 Speaker 1: their system. They should be using ways. 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