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Speaker 1: That's right, ladies and gentlemen, this is this is the

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Speaker 1: the show. This is our introduction for part one of

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Speaker 1: the Best Stoves. That means there's a part two. You're

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Speaker 1: You're some lucky sons of bitches, all of you, every

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Speaker 1: guess what. The Best Stoves includes some of the best

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Speaker 1: of our games. That means homemade hotep, that means white lies,

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Speaker 1: between two thousand six, in seen, the US government saved

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Speaker 1: Make it as homemade hotep as you wish, so well,

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Speaker 1: first of all, first and foremost given all honor, two guys,

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Speaker 1: Why Wendy tweets so black? Windy have a mix tape.

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Speaker 1: of Vocabulary and some two and three again exactly. Let's play, uh,

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Speaker 1: a fun game that I like to call white lies. Ugly,

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Speaker 1: he's got to talk about the Buffalo Bills. Here's what's

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Speaker 1: what companies? Um? That that's an interesting one, and like unfortunately,

429
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 1: the mind control might just be like he played in

430
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: the NFL and like knock his head around for however

431
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,119
Speaker 1: many years, you know, ran right up the middle of

432
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,880
Speaker 1: Like I feel like that is where the mind control

433
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 1: comes in. But that's a fascinating one. I did you know.

434
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,880
Speaker 1: I used to think about the Illuminati all the time

435
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 1: of Bohemian Grove and the Builderberg meetings and all this ship,

436
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 1: and like I don't know what they're doing, but how

437
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,360
Speaker 1: many things do you have to do before you get

438
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,439
Speaker 1: to all right? Well, now let's frame o J for

439
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 1: a murder so that we could bring racial at tensions,

440
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 1: like they're probably just like you know, like stealing oil

441
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 1: from the Middle East or whatever. Like I think there's

442
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 1: better shipped to be doing than that. To your point,

443
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:26,719
Speaker 1: that's not uh that that wasn't in a single meeting

444
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 1: when it all just sat down, this got pitched out

445
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,160
Speaker 1: and everyone was like cool, cool, cool, all right, let's

446
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:36,480
Speaker 1: get to the point. A hundred and thirty five. Okay,

447
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 1: let's see you guys know o J. No, let's let's

448
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:47,880
Speaker 1: make There's a similar one that also claims that an

449
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 1: Aryan cult might have and not in under mind control,

450
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,440
Speaker 1: but an Aryan cult actually was the group that murdered

451
00:27:55,840 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 1: Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, not for the sake

452
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: of sort of fixing race in America, but actually inciting

453
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:06,880
Speaker 1: the racial tension in America that they wanted to set

454
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 1: to be like Okay, this is and you know what,

455
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:17,159
Speaker 1: Like I could see how that conspiracy develops because, like

456
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 1: I said, after the trial, especially for like young kids

457
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 1: and like people who were maybe just like had a

458
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: cursory understanding of what was going on, there was this

459
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 1: like a cool black people like we did get like

460
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,719
Speaker 1: there was a weird racial line John and because obviously

461
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,679
Speaker 1: the trial goes way into it and like the Crooked

462
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: Cops ship and the N word and all that ship,

463
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: like it all ends up being a part of the case.

464
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: So it's true. But I don't know if you could

465
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: have predicted the Mark Ferman of it all, like he

466
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 1: could have gotten he could have just rolled with his

467
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 1: original attorney and just been like, uh, coppa plea or whatever.

468
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 1: The Mark Furman and the Johnny Cochrane of it all

469
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: are very very Those are why cards that I think.

470
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: I don't know if anyone could have predicted. No, I

471
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: I don't think that anyone anticipated. I mean clearly O J.

472
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: Didn't even anticipating because he didn't hire even want He

473
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 1: was like like always come on, brother, wake it is

474
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 1: a race thing. My favorite. I gotta say, guys, like again,

475
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna plug it again. If you have not watched

476
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 1: The People versus O J. Simpson. I've said this many times,

477
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 1: but that is my Star Wars. Like when when the

478
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 1: when the Broncos shows up on screen, I was like, oh,

479
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 1: like the Bronco they got they caught a Bronco. Oh

480
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 1: my God, like I was so I was like, Oh,

481
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: my god, who's gonna be Who's gonna be Can, Who's

482
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 1: gonna Like? I was just, Oh, I love the idea

483
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 1: that that, like Star Wars, you're dressing up before every episode,

484
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: like I'm drawing people around. Uh. It's it is so

485
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: good that series. And I do think it goes into

486
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 1: some of the trial, like it really paints the picture

487
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 1: that OJ did it, which I don't necessarily agree with,

488
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 1: but they really do a great job in showing how

489
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 1: bad the cops were and how Race played into this

490
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 1: and how ultimately they tried to frame him, whether he

491
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 1: did it or not or his son was involved, and

492
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 1: it's so good, good and well acted, and Courtney b

493
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: Vance and like fucking Darden and Marshall Clark are so

494
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 1: good in it. Yeah, I'll give you one last alternative theory,

495
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 1: and this one actually is my favorite, and you've brought

496
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: it up once or twice already, but I think it's

497
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 1: worth digging into a little. One of the arguments that

498
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 1: I read on the internet that people make for O

499
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:44,719
Speaker 1: J being innocent of the crime not in fact a murderer,

500
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 1: is the brain damage that he suffered from professional football.

501
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 1: That the CTE somehow exempts him from the crimes that

502
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 1: he committed. You know, it's if if you watch the

503
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 1: Really Really Sad Aaron Hernandez documentary, it really makes you

504
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 1: want to look at everybody's brain, like the junior stay

505
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 1: out of it all. Like there's a lot of really

506
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: fucked up ship going on, and I don't think it

507
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 1: makes it innocent. Where do we Where does that? I

508
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: ultimately think like for justice to be served on that, like,

509
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 1: we have to figure out a way too. One. Look,

510
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 1: I hate the NFL. I don't like that league at all,

511
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 1: But we have to figure out a way to protect

512
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: those players, and we have to figure out a way

513
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: to treat them after they play, because if not, you're

514
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 1: gonna have a lot of very young, almost going broke,

515
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 1: extremely dangerous individuals that are like that are unwell because

516
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: of like I think it happens in soccer in Europe

517
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 1: and it happens in football out here, and it's like

518
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 1: you've got to be careful with those head injuries man,

519
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 1: like that, right, you trained a dude for for five

520
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 1: to ten years to lift four hundred pounds over his

521
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 1: head and then afterwards you left him with zero money

522
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 1: and zero accountability, So yeah, he's probably gonna add tons

523
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: of scarring in his brain, like there is. Sure. It

524
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 1: is really sad what happens to those players in the NFL.

525
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 1: And I feel like it's such a grinding and look,

526
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 1: o J came from a time where you could get riched,

527
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: like he was one of the lucky ones, like he

528
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 1: had a career after the NFL commercials everything. So even then,

529
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 1: I do think that and look all the stuff that

530
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: we know he did, the abusing of Nicole, the like

531
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 1: incidents of rage in the hotel room and on the

532
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: streets of Miami, like that ship I can attribute to CTE.

533
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 1: Is he not guilty? That dude is still very guilty

534
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: of that, but it is. It is a sad circumstance

535
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 1: for sure. And I think to your earlier point, the

536
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: hope would be that we we figure out a way

537
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 1: because I think the only way to check for ct

538
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 1: right now is for yeah, you have to be dead

539
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 1: and like pull the brain apart, which is so sad.

540
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 1: They gotta figure out a way to find that in

541
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: some sort of Yeah, if to figure out a way

542
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: to track it early, and then to your point, get

543
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: people the help that they need. Even if you know

544
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: they have committed crimes. Ultimately getting them into some kind

545
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 1: of service where they can be held accountable but also

546
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: get better from whatever this ship is is the goal.

547
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: Here's what they gotta do. Get rid of helmets in

548
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 1: the NFL. But no, lie, if there are no helmets,

549
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 1: look at these rugby dudes. They're not getting the same

550
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 1: injuries because they're not taking the same risks. Yeah, I'm

551
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 1: not going to skull like missile head first. Like, I

552
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 1: just really want the Washington football team to win. I can't.

553
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 1: I can't. It's very upsetting to me. But absolutely, is

554
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 1: that a conspiracy? I don't think so. Like I get's

555
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 1: probably just you might as well assume O J had it.

556
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 1: The amount of miles on him as a running back

557
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 1: and the amount of the load he took and the

558
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 1: way he ran, It's sure. I think the conspiracy was

559
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: more of once you have it, whatever you want. Yeah,

560
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 1: it's like a get out of jail free card. It's like, no, no, no,

561
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 1: I earned my brain to get out of jail free

562
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 1: card was that he was famous and rich. All right,

563
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 1: let's play a game. I we have a fun game. Uh,

564
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 1: it's a game that I love to play. It's a

565
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: game called homemade Hotel. Alright, homemade Hotep. This is the

566
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 1: way it works. I'm going to introduce to you a

567
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: real life fact, a fact that exists out in the world,

568
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 1: and what I would love for you to do. But

569
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: sheer is just hotep. The ship out of it. Just

570
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 1: add as much theory and problematic views as any Hotep

571
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 1: would to this theory. Whatever you need to do to

572
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 1: get yourself all the way to the end of the

573
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: whole thing. Does that make sense? Do it? Let's do it?

574
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 1: Hell yeah? Okay, So your real fact that exists is

575
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: that apparently the keyboard, the the Corty keyboard that we

576
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 1: all type on, was actually designed to make people type slower.

577
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 1: That like, they found that the old version of the

578
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 1: keyboard that I guess had letters in order, people were

579
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 1: typing too fast and catching up with computers in a

580
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 1: way that they didn't plan for, and so they changed

581
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 1: the keyboard to slow people down. When we I mean, wow,

582
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 1: that's um. First off, that's entirely real. Um. I think

583
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 1: you know Einstein said E equals MC squared, and what

584
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,319
Speaker 1: he was saying in that equation, I mean, we all

585
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:55,439
Speaker 1: know this is that matter and energy are essentially two

586
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: versions of the same thing. When you type too fast, brother,

587
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: you've created vibrational harmonic with the natural energies and resources

588
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 1: of the earth, which could allow your third eye to

589
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 1: open and for you to see. Because I think a

590
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: lot of people think that time moves in the straight line,

591
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 1: but in fact, as we learned in Gabriel Garcia Marquez's book,

592
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,479
Speaker 1: Time moves in the circle. Things happen over and over again,

593
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 1: and so people third eye if they speed up too much,

594
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: because then all of a sudden action and thought become

595
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:30,800
Speaker 1: energy and become one. It speeds up too much, and

596
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,839
Speaker 1: people have then were able to be able to see

597
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 1: the natural curvature and rotation and gravitation of the universe

598
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 1: and of the Earth. They will be able to see time,

599
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 1: they will be able to see the future. Right. So

600
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: what happened was a lot of people were typing in

601
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 1: the old version of the keyboard, and they were typing

602
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,359
Speaker 1: so fast they were seeing visions. They were like, oh

603
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: my god, we gotta stop, Hitler. And they were like

604
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 1: they were like, no, no, we gotta we gotta stop that.

605
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:59,280
Speaker 1: Because you know, because the powers that be, Trilateral Commission

606
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,360
Speaker 1: and the Roster Child they need. They needed Hitler to

607
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 1: come along because he was very instrumental in There are

608
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: other plans that they had, brother that follow along with

609
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:11,320
Speaker 1: this can. So in order to slow down the ability

610
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 1: of matter and thought to convert into one and for

611
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 1: you to see time all the way through, they had

612
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: to slow down the keyboard. And so now what they've

613
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 1: done is they brainwatch you. If you open your eyes,

614
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,320
Speaker 1: you see it. They brainwatch you. And the believing that

615
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 1: you can only type so fast because you've always heard

616
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 1: about people and being able to type. Oh, I type

617
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 1: a hundred words a minute. You've never heard over one

618
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,800
Speaker 1: because one fifty is the point. So somebody says I

619
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: type two hundred words a minute, that person is probably

620
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: the psychic and they can and they can't reveal themselves.

621
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 1: It's really all. It's all interconnected to time and space.

622
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,240
Speaker 1: But you know, I've done my own research on this stuff.

623
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 1: Other people do their research, and you know, this is

624
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 1: kind of what I came out with. But you know what,

625
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 1: do I know, Brothers, and I've been to Egypt and

626
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: it felt real. There is there that's cool. Motherfucking boy

627
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 1: play as all may hoptep everybody fucking day time space

628
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: the only thing you missed was a little misogyny and

629
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 1: homophobia for good. I want to play a game. We're

630
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,839
Speaker 1: gonna play a game together. It's a fun game. It's

631
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 1: a brand new game. We've never played this one before.

632
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,759
Speaker 1: It's a brand new game that I'm calling Oprah's Acolytes.

633
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 1: Were you silent or were you silenced? Oprah's Acolites is

634
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 1: a It's a fun game where I Alex am going

635
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 1: to introduce to you a few of the people that

636
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:48,399
Speaker 1: were created from the Oprah dynasty, that were born out

637
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: of the Opera dynasty that have now become famous in

638
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 1: their own right. And what I would like to do,

639
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 1: because I think you and I are both in agreement

640
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 1: that Oprah has only sinister planes for the world, an

641
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: awful sort of tread surest things in mind for our

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Speaker 1: our well being, what I would love for you to

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Speaker 1: do is unpack what you think Oprah's intention was in

644
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Speaker 1: letting these people loose out into the world. That makes

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Speaker 1: sense to you? Perfect things? Fuck? Yeah, So the first

646
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Speaker 1: person was Dr Phil. What do you think Oprah's plans

647
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Speaker 1: were in unleashing Doctor Phil to the world. I think

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Speaker 1: that when when Oprah brought us Dr phil She was saying,

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Speaker 1: there is a vast majority of Americans specifically, who are

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Speaker 1: suffering from mental health issues, and I would like to

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Speaker 1: be um a part of making it work. I see

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Speaker 1: a lot of sick Americans, and I would like them

653
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Speaker 1: to be sicker. I don't want because ye and I

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Speaker 1: do believe that Oprah is hand in hand she she

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Speaker 1: is in cahoots with Big Pharma. Okay, So if I

656
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Speaker 1: can unleash this very traumatic man, very this very a

657
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Speaker 1: man that screams that you yells at you kind of

658
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Speaker 1: doesn't really give you any loving path to kind of

659
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Speaker 1: just shouts and assumes authority, assumes authority with like no

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Speaker 1: real guidance really, and kind of platform him towards where

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Speaker 1: he has a very show that almost exploits the psychological

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Speaker 1: nature of the modern day American. Just gonna give those

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Speaker 1: two big farmer, because what evn what event happened is

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Speaker 1: between his show there are commercials for for for for

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Speaker 1: pills and drugs that help you get it, you know,

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Speaker 1: become dependent on those. So Oprah, Oprah and Big Farma

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Speaker 1: were the parents of Dr Field. Wow, Okay, I like

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Speaker 1: where you're heading. Here's a here's a fun one that

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Speaker 1: you did, Dr Phil hit me with a little, a

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Speaker 1: little sauce on Doctor Oyes, what do you do with

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Speaker 1: Doctor Oz? Doctor Oys? Okay, I think with Dr Oz,

672
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Speaker 1: women already go to the doctor. Okay. It's already known

673
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Speaker 1: that women are prone to visiting the doctor getting checked

674
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Speaker 1: up more regularly than men. So why not make it

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Speaker 1: sexy for you know why? Because Dr Oz is an

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Speaker 1: attractive man. No one wants to suck Dr Phil. So

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Speaker 1: that's why he's gonna. He's gonna suck your brain. Dr

678
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Speaker 1: I is gonna get it. Doctor Oz is gonna get

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Speaker 1: up in your pussy. You know. Doctor's gonna tell you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Dr Oz, tell me about my titties, tell me about

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Speaker 1: my lump, tell me about okay, ladies, if you if

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Speaker 1: you check, my mother would have never gone to get

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Speaker 1: a breast exam if it wasn't for a doctor Os.

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Speaker 1: So you're saying me, and correct me if I'm hearing

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Speaker 1: you wrong. I think what you're saying is is that

686
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 1: Dr Phil introduced Big Farma, and then Doctor Oz made

687
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Speaker 1: Big Farmer sexy. He made us horny for Big Farma.

688
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Speaker 1: Doctor Oz brought Big Farm the back, brought sexy back,

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Speaker 1: sexy back into big farm. We're now busting it open

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Speaker 1: for pills because of doctor Oz, busted wide open for

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Speaker 1: your I D I love that. I love that, and

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Speaker 1: I hate that this is Operh's playing, but but I

693
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Speaker 1: love that you spotted it. And we're gonna unpack some more.

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Speaker 1: And birth control. Yeah, and we already we can, We

695
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,479
Speaker 1: already know about what birth control is to black women

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Speaker 1: in the community. So and you you think Oprah, Oprah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: go ahead and tell tell these bitches about their bodies.

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Speaker 1: That's what she told. That's what she told. Dr. I

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Speaker 1: like this. Okay, tech me this. Let's do another one.

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Speaker 1: Rachel Ray, talk to me about what Rachel Ray and

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Speaker 1: Opraah's intentions with Rachel Ray. Okay, I think a lot

702
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 1: of us are well versed on Oprah's relationship with food.

703
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Speaker 1: Remember when she pulled out the meat, the meat, and

704
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Speaker 1: that was like the meat that she pulled out on

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Speaker 1: the wagon was the equivalent of how much weight she lost.

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Speaker 1: For those that's doing don't remember, Oprah at one point

707
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 1: lost I believe sixty seven pounds and then she then

708
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Speaker 1: dragged a wagon of animal fat out onto the stage

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Speaker 1: to demonstrate how much weight she had lost. And Oprah

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Speaker 1: Oprah is as a shape shifter. We know this. Like

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Speaker 1: she she goes up and down in wait like nobody's business.

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Speaker 1: So I believe that when she got into the meeting, Okay,

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Speaker 1: she got into the meeting with ABC, and she said,

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Speaker 1: ladies and Jena man, my next for my next prototype,

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Speaker 1: Rachel Ray. She presented Rachel Ray. And and the mission

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Speaker 1: with Rechel Ray was big, girls, you can eat well,

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Speaker 1: but but be healthy. But keep eating. Okay, let me

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Speaker 1: let me see if I can take this a step further,

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Speaker 1: because I think what you're saying is is that Oprah

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Speaker 1: Winfrey introduces Rachel Ray as a way of trapping us

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Speaker 1: in our own fat ship while simultaneously selling us health.

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Speaker 1: She's like being like, hey, you don't gotta change your diet.

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Speaker 1: You don't gotta be a different kind of person. Secretly,

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Speaker 1: Rachel Ray is cooking up a bunch of meals that

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Speaker 1: are clogging our cardiovascular valves and ship and holding us down.

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Speaker 1: You know what she did remember when the cartoon, and

727
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Speaker 1: in all of the cartoons, they would try to get

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Speaker 1: bugs Bunny, right, and they would try to get bugs

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Speaker 1: Bunny with the carrock and you know the string will

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Speaker 1: be on the carry you pulice. Okay, there was no string. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Oprah put the carry in the box, in the Rachel

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Speaker 1: Ray box with the carry, or got all of the

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Speaker 1: big women to come towards the box, close the box.

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Speaker 1: But and but the box turned into the car. The

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Speaker 1: carry turned into ribs. She was she it was a trick.

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Speaker 1: So I do you know what, I honestly believe rechil

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Speaker 1: Ray is a figment of I imagine that she is

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Speaker 1: merely a hor crux of Oprah out in the world,

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Speaker 1: sort of doing her her deviant damage. There we are,

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Speaker 1: I would honestly scrap everything that we just said about

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Speaker 1: reel Ray, even what and that is what I believe.

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Speaker 1: I believe that chel Ray is a hologram. She doesn't

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Speaker 1: really exist. Oprah Diddy just to make it appear as

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Speaker 1: though she was cared about healthy eating and stuff like that.

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00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 1: She was like, yeah, this will fit. She was tired

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00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 1: of talking. There was let's just let's just keep in

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00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 1: a book. At a certain point of time in her

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00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 1: tenure during her run, Oper just got tired of talking.

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Speaker 1: Let me just get this to people. I'm white people.

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Speaker 1: Y'all been here in my voice every single day for

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Speaker 1: twenty something years. I'm gonna give y'all these white people

752
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna sit back and be responsible for them.

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00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,400
Speaker 1: That she is desored? Is Oprah is desordon and they

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Speaker 1: are they? Well, I'll ask you about this last person.

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00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 1: And I don't know, I feel qualified this person as

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00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 1: a power ranger in that analogy that you just created.

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00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 1: We were just talking about her, i Yana van Zand

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Speaker 1: what do you think Oprah's intention was when she unleashed

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Speaker 1: iyan Lo van zand on the World Comedy Oprah. Oprah

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00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 1: was like, we need to last, we need to laugh together.

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00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 1: End and um, you know what's so funny is that

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00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 1: iyan Levan truly is a comedian. I believe that i

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Speaker 1: Van is like one of she's one of the underrepresented, underrated,

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Speaker 1: Unlike she's not giving her due as a comic. I'm

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00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 1: not as funny as ian Van And I know that

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Speaker 1: I don't think I ever will be. I don't think

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00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 1: I ever will be. She there was there was an

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00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 1: episode and I went on and eat Ayana like rabbit

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Speaker 1: holl on YouTube not long ago. And there was because

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00:46:55,640 --> 00:47:00,280
Speaker 1: you know, they had drama and Oprah head because because

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00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 1: Oprah basically played her set her up to to be

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00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 1: the next person and then got jealous that I Yana

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Speaker 1: wasn't following her her exact instructions as a supreme leader.

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00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:16,399
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. And then I Yana a Yanla broke. Ayana broke,

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00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 1: broke the chain of command and she was like, you

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00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna going here and do my own thing.

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00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 1: And she was like, you know what I can do

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Speaker 1: to you? You know, I look what I did Tommy

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00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 1: Tommy Hill, figure, do you need the same thing? If

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00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 1: you happen to get back on my show and talk

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00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:30,399
Speaker 1: to my wife, I Yana had to do the same.

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00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 1: I Yana had to do the same purp walk to

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00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,439
Speaker 1: the same purple walk, go on that show and talk

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00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 1: kry to Oprah, talk about what's going on, and then

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00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,359
Speaker 1: we can send you on your way on that one

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00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 1: that episode, actually, there is a scene which is why

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00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 1: I say comedy. There is a scene and this is

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00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 1: how evil Oprah is. There is a scene where they're

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00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:55,799
Speaker 1: taking like b row shots of Ayana while she's telling

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Speaker 1: her story about struggling financially and like spiraling after the

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00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,840
Speaker 1: uper deal went through and she was depressed and stuff,

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00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 1: and they're taking bat roll of Ayanla just like draped

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00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 1: in like this big heavy coat with this scarf wrapped

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Speaker 1: around her neck, this weird hat, and she's walking through life.

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00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 1: She's walking through like a park, a random park. It's

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00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 1: like a cloudy day. It's not a it's not a

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00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 1: flattering shot of her. But they've played it. They've played

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00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: the bat roll of her doing that like maybe three

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00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 1: times throughout the segment, and the audience is like laughing,

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00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 1: and Oprah's calling back to it multiple times, making an

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00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 1: audience of people laugh at her like she's literally embarrassing her,

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00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 1: and Ayana has to like shrug it off, like, oh yeah,

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00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 1: I look, Oh listen that shot don't now. Yeah, that's

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00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 1: not saying Oprah had called it back like can you

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00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: She's She's literally like play it again, playing again, I can't.

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00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 1: And I'm like, and I will say, there's something really

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00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:56,240
Speaker 1: sinistering what you're describing, where Oprah is quite possibly teaching

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00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: the world she gives us ayan La van Santa as

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00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 1: a way to teach the world to laugh comically at

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00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 1: this black woman instead of respecting her as an actual therapist,

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Speaker 1: a healer that she sort of has like branded herself as.

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00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:15,320
Speaker 1: And she is no more unqualified than Dr Phillis, but

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00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 1: Oprah found a way to discredit the black woman and

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Speaker 1: then prop the white dude up for twenty seasons of

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00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 1: yelling at teenagers and telling them that they need to

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00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 1: be nicer to their moms. Mm hmmm. And Ayana has

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00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,840
Speaker 1: the hips that Liz Claiborne didn't want people wearing. She

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00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 1: does exactly. Hey, I see what's there? Connect and I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to see a connected It's all connected, Tommy, He'll

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Speaker 1: figures get your big black on out of my gene.

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Speaker 1: Love it well, ladies and gentlemen. That's it. You heard it.

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Speaker 1: You heard the best. Anyway, you know which one's are

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00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 1: the best of part one, but please come back to

824
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Speaker 1: find out which ones are the best of part two.

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Speaker 1: And as always, you can follow me at lank Stint

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Speaker 1: you stupid boy. Nobody's ever gotten a thousand reviews. It's impossible,

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Speaker 1: it's it could never happen. But I think he could

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Speaker 1: want to spit in his face after I get a

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Speaker 1: have a healthy, happy New Year, and I want you

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Speaker 1: see you at the best of his part two. Okay, bye, bitch.

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