1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,160 Speaker 1: I like to dance around the house and sing at 2 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:06,160 Speaker 1: the top of my voice. Secondly, have some adult private time. WHOA, 3 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,119 Speaker 1: that's a text We just got into four who nos 4 00:00:08,119 --> 00:00:11,360 Speaker 1: sixty one because there's a trend going viral of married 5 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 1: men confessing what they secretly do when their wife and 6 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:18,319 Speaker 1: kids leave the house. Oh, give us the overshare? What 7 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:20,160 Speaker 1: do you do? Text day in or call us eight 8 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,120 Speaker 1: at eight three four three six one text four one 9 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:24,080 Speaker 1: six one. Well what were some of the answers? So 10 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:26,200 Speaker 1: you can see what goes on when you're not at 11 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 1: home if you have a husband, and if you're a husband, 12 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 1: you can get some inspo for the next time your 13 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:33,159 Speaker 1: partner leaves the house. But here here's some of the 14 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 1: top responses from people online. I make disgustingly huge meal, 15 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:42,440 Speaker 1: pop those pants off and read in complete silence. Wow, 16 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:44,479 Speaker 1: take your pants? Why do you have to take your 17 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:48,280 Speaker 1: pants off to read? The meal have to be so big? Yeah, 18 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:51,320 Speaker 1: it's really just kind of messy. 19 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:52,880 Speaker 2: Yeah. 20 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:55,600 Speaker 1: I where that first started. I thought it went in 21 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,720 Speaker 1: with like TV, you know, and then you're reading a 22 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:03,880 Speaker 1: book in silence specifically, Yeah, pants off? That is strange. 23 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:08,039 Speaker 1: We're going over a thread that's going viral of a 24 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,720 Speaker 1: husband's sharing the things that they do when their wife's 25 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:15,520 Speaker 1: not around. I lounge around naked, It's comfortable, involves less laundry, 26 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 1: and it's better for the skin. Why, okay, why do 27 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:20,560 Speaker 1: you wish your wife leaps? I know? Why is everybody 28 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:25,759 Speaker 1: get naked after? You can do that when she's there, right, 29 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:29,040 Speaker 1: except like, no, I'm not in the mood. I didn't 30 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:30,080 Speaker 1: want to do that. I just want to lay on 31 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:31,720 Speaker 1: the couch. It's better for the skin. Get off the 32 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 1: couch with your naked body, right. I feel like I've 33 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 1: heard multiple guys also say, but it's better for like 34 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:38,319 Speaker 1: that way. 35 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 2: It's better for the environment. 36 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:41,000 Speaker 1: We're not using so much water to clean all the laundry. 37 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,520 Speaker 1: And I'm like, that's not how that really works. 38 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:44,560 Speaker 2: Like, no, it is. 39 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:49,680 Speaker 3: I mean I don't think I really have I really 40 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 3: think women do that too. I think anytime you can 41 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:53,840 Speaker 3: just be free, a lot of people enjoy that. 42 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,320 Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't dig laying around the house naked. 43 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 3: I can't. 44 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:58,360 Speaker 2: I don't like being naked. 45 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not a big fan of just being naked. Yeah, 46 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,560 Speaker 1: just so naked when I'm naked. 47 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:07,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, if an intruder comes in, I don't know what, 48 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:08,359 Speaker 2: what am I. 49 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,920 Speaker 3: Going to do the best way to distract him? You 50 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:13,359 Speaker 3: just saved your Yeah, they were not expecting somebody to 51 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:13,680 Speaker 3: be so. 52 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:16,320 Speaker 2: And I don't want to die naked like that. 53 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one thing I do think about. It is 54 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,600 Speaker 1: like what if I what if I just had like 55 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,120 Speaker 1: a random heart attack. Right, this is the walk and 56 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 1: I'm just knew on my couch. That's I don't want 57 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:27,320 Speaker 1: people finding me that I'm. 58 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,000 Speaker 2: Not gonna be like prepped for a good picture or 59 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 2: anything like that. 60 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 1: Like I don't want you know you, guys, that's what. 61 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,280 Speaker 3: You just say. You're welcome. 62 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,560 Speaker 1: There's a thread going viral of husband sharing the things 63 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:39,880 Speaker 1: that they do when their wife is not around. Here's 64 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:45,040 Speaker 1: another person said that they binge watched their shows automotive Survival, Construction, 65 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:45,680 Speaker 1: et cetera. 66 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:47,119 Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense. 67 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:50,480 Speaker 1: Take a bath, relax and do some arn art. Take 68 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:52,079 Speaker 1: the bath. I wasn't expecting. 69 00:02:54,639 --> 00:03:00,640 Speaker 2: Little bubble baths in an auto SHOWE autive construction. Yeah, 70 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,160 Speaker 2: this binging shows. 71 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,920 Speaker 1: About that, and then man, I gotta go take a 72 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:04,560 Speaker 1: bath now. 73 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:11,360 Speaker 3: Bubble bath in some extreme maker balance baby balance I do. 74 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:14,600 Speaker 1: Here's another husband who said, my wife has a wildly 75 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:17,679 Speaker 1: strong aversion to meet on the bone and the sound 76 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,960 Speaker 1: of crunching and chewing. So if she goes out for 77 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 1: the evening, then it's a wing dome and for me 78 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:24,280 Speaker 1: all night. 79 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 3: That is a good use of your solo time because 80 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:32,960 Speaker 3: you can only do that by yourself. 81 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,160 Speaker 1: Exactly. We're going over a trend of husbands confessing the 82 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,320 Speaker 1: things that they do when their wife isn't around or 83 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:41,520 Speaker 1: leaves for the evening Xbox. I know it seems obvious, 84 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,640 Speaker 1: but just being able to play for hours at a 85 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 1: time and not miss the cut scenes that advance the 86 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 1: story in the game is blessed. 87 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,160 Speaker 3: Is that what your wife doesn't allow you. 88 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:55,640 Speaker 2: To do, I know, really watching anything and not needing 89 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:56,120 Speaker 2: to miss it. 90 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:02,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, sound like children when their parents go off to 91 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 3: work and they're like, oh, like. 92 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 2: At an hour x bod. I mean my daughter literally 93 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 2: admitted me the other day. She's like, when you're not around, 94 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 2: at you very loudly, and then stared at me. 95 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:19,720 Speaker 1: Very loudly. So you'd think, you know, a lot of 96 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,599 Speaker 1: the answers would be like, oh, they're they're on the 97 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:28,760 Speaker 1: internet looking at things. Yeah, they're not just playing Xbox exactly. 98 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,640 Speaker 1: I think this one person might not have a wife anymore. 99 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,120 Speaker 1: But they responded, and I think that they might not 100 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:37,920 Speaker 1: have a wife because of their response. But I would 101 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:39,839 Speaker 1: go to the beach during the day, then buy a 102 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:43,200 Speaker 1: bunch of frozen Pizza's ice cream fudge rent before streaming 103 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 1: all the movies I wanted to watch, make a strong cocktail, 104 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:48,880 Speaker 1: and then if she had a dog, it would clean 105 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:51,240 Speaker 1: up the leftovers, and then we would promise not to 106 00:04:51,279 --> 00:04:51,800 Speaker 1: tell her. 107 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:57,800 Speaker 2: So's whole day if she had a dog. 108 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:01,880 Speaker 3: This is imaginary wife. 109 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,240 Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like you want to partner at all. 110 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:09,280 Speaker 1: Because to the beach eyes, it's fine. Another husband said, 111 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:11,760 Speaker 1: I get stoned and watch the most violent, cursed, word 112 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:15,080 Speaker 1: filled movie with the round sound on full blast. Okay, 113 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:16,480 Speaker 1: another good use of your time. 114 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:19,760 Speaker 3: You have neighbors, nobody cares. 115 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,560 Speaker 1: And then another husband said, I made lamb chops or 116 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,280 Speaker 1: steak because my wife doesn't like them. Then I sit 117 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 1: out on the back porch and smoke a cigar because 118 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,080 Speaker 1: she doesn't like the smell. I listen to music loudly 119 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,560 Speaker 1: because she said it hurts her ears. And then I 120 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,000 Speaker 1: hope that she doesn't come home early.