Speaker 1: Let's tip top, tip top from the top. How are
Speaker 1: you doing?
Speaker 2: I'm doing great, Janey. I was gonna ask you how
Speaker 2: you were doing.
Speaker 1: I'm doing pretty good. I officially, I feel like some
Speaker 1: of our listeners might might relate to this, but I
Speaker 1: ended dry January earlier last.
Speaker 2: You know what, it's bound to happen. I'm proud of
Speaker 2: you for sticking in there for something.
Speaker 1: I'm proud of my saw, are you No, I'm legitimately
Speaker 1: proud of Myselfshi because I took a good break. I
Speaker 1: already kind of had it in my head that I
Speaker 1: was going to like give up on like the last
Speaker 1: like on like the last weekend of January. I was
Speaker 1: just gonna make it this far and that would feel good,
Speaker 1: and you know, like honestly a mission accomplished. I got
Speaker 1: to take a nice break. I didn't drink and times
Speaker 1: when I really fucking wanted to.
Speaker 3: And those are yeah, those are things to definitely be
Speaker 3: proud about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like the amount of days is fairly
Speaker 1: arbitrary when like just actually like taking like a good break,
Speaker 1: like getting some time to like just kind of make
Speaker 1: my body feel better. It was worth it. And also, yeah,
Speaker 1: like I played a show the other day, and I
Speaker 1: have a Yeah.
Speaker 2: Tell us about your show. I heard it was amazing.
Speaker 2: Some beauties it showed out for the for the show.
Speaker 2: Shout out to Kristin and Monica.
Speaker 1: Yes Monica, Yeah Monica, shout out to Shout out to Monica.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I fuck if she listens to
Speaker 1: this and we did meet, I'm gonna feel like an asshole.
Speaker 1: You might not have, but I think you reposted the
Speaker 1: photos she posted of you on the floor. Oh, I
Speaker 1: literally might use that as my album cover. It's a
Speaker 1: really good picture.
Speaker 3: Oh well, fuck yes Kristin on the album cover.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was gonna say, I have a very
Speaker 1: like firm. I I have a formula for playing a
Speaker 1: show and it's called it's called the to the two
Speaker 1: Beer Rule, and it's it's no more and no less
Speaker 1: before you go on stage, give yourself two beers. That
Speaker 1: It was like a quote in Twin Peaks that I
Speaker 1: always think about where it's like every day, once a day,
Speaker 1: give yourself a little gift. And I love that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hear Kyle McLachlan saying, yeah, detective, every time you
Speaker 1: go on stage, give yourself two beers. Any anymore and
Speaker 1: I will like feel drunk any less, and I will
Speaker 1: feel nervous. And so that is why I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, first first show of the new year, I
Speaker 1: gotta have my two beers.
Speaker 2: Skis and you did. The show was amazing. You got
Speaker 2: to play some new tracks from Eastern Anisober.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did. I did. I played a lot of
Speaker 1: new songs. It was it was cool. Shout out to
Speaker 1: factors and w R. E. K Oh. And also, I
Speaker 1: guess I'll just say it's the top I'm playing this Thursday,
Speaker 1: which at the time of record this is going to
Speaker 1: be tomorrow, I believe or not at the time of
Speaker 1: recording this, but yeah tomorrow. Yeah again.
Speaker 3: Slaughterhouse five, whatever the blot of that fucking book.
Speaker 1: Or dumb ass collection of words. Who fucking writes the ship?
Speaker 1: Who who just puts words together and is like, I'm finished,
Speaker 1: this is my book. Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: Be a real artist. Start a podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're out here with the hot.
Speaker 4: If Kurt Vonnaget hot in the talent, he would have
Speaker 4: a pod.
Speaker 2: Have a podcast where he just ship talks all the time. No,
Speaker 2: and you know what, he's a coward and I think.
Speaker 4: He should a coward a bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, fucking shouts out to shouts out to all
Speaker 1: the people who failed Dry January. I'm glad you tried.
Speaker 1: He shouts out to the ones that actually made it,
Speaker 1: the ones that actually made it. That's cool for you,
Speaker 1: but don't don't fucking rub it in everyone's face.
Speaker 4: That get the fuck out of here with that.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't do something for a month of fuck you.
Speaker 1: I cannot do a lot of things for a long time.
Speaker 1: I can take a ship for a month. Okay, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm doing it's no poop February. Nice, Yeah, dry January
Speaker 1: constipated February.
Speaker 3: We're doing diarrheam March. Oh yeah, diarrhea March.
Speaker 1: Yes, that sounds that sounds like, uh like some sort
Speaker 1: of like protests, like we're doing the diarrhea March.
Speaker 4: We need to free free the hostages.
Speaker 2: If they want to stop oil, they should really stop
Speaker 2: dumping tomato canned soups on each other's head and they
Speaker 2: should go and do a diarrheam march.
Speaker 1: You know, yes, yeah, all the all the climate activists,
Speaker 1: they should go in in the street, go up to
Speaker 1: the Mona Lisa and just.
Speaker 3: Like why aren't the structure of capitalism is haunting the world.
Speaker 1: Why aren't you being more creative? Real as hell?
Speaker 2: Well, I I have, I guess a couple of updates.
Speaker 2: I got my hair lightened for the third time now
Speaker 2: on my journey from from level one to level ten,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to be blonde, but I have been well level.
Speaker 1: Are you right now?
Speaker 2: I'm probably at a level I would say like A
Speaker 2: four or five. So one is like one is like
Speaker 2: the lightest or I'm sorry, no, I have so.
Speaker 1: Like you just fought the Caper Demon and you're about
Speaker 1: you're about to go to Blake.
Speaker 3: I haven't backwards. I'm right now. I'm at like a
Speaker 3: at like.
Speaker 1: A oh so you went into Blake.
Speaker 3: One is the darkest, ten is like the blondest, and
Speaker 3: like eleven is like white basically, so yeah, I'm out,
Speaker 3: like I would say a seven, or I would say
Speaker 3: six or seven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, cool, well, good good luck and sends fortress. That's all.
Speaker 1: There's there's probably two listeners that are like yeah.
Speaker 2: And there's probably like three hair colors. They're like, Okay,
Speaker 2: you got all of that wrong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope I did. I hope I didn't. Yeah,
Speaker 3: if I.
Speaker 1: Did, call in.
Speaker 3: You know, let me know. We have a number. You
Speaker 3: can rant at us. Well, actually, yeah you can. You
Speaker 3: can give up us, give us.
Speaker 1: Actually I'm I'm about to walk that back immediately. If
Speaker 1: you call in and give us advice, I I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give you some goddamn advice right here. So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because who the who the fuck do you think you are?
Speaker 1: I ask you goddamn thing. I'm the one on the show.
Speaker 1: You're the ones that in your fucking car. You're the
Speaker 1: one setting up setting up a bar at work right now,
Speaker 1: pulling the little nipples off the bottles. Because that's how
Speaker 1: I listened to the podcasts every Wednesday morning. I love that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had my fourth FFS consultation yesterday. Totally forgot to
Speaker 2: ask the guy to come on the podcast. I will
Speaker 2: probably ask him at some point. Do you guys want
Speaker 2: to hear from the guy who's going to cut me
Speaker 2: open and shave my bones down?
Speaker 1: Let us know, let us know.
Speaker 3: Let us know.
Speaker 1: We had a we had a post surgery interview. Was
Speaker 1: so maybe we have a pre pre surgery interview with
Speaker 1: my surgeon. Wouldn't it be crazy? And I can Yeah,
Speaker 1: if any I want to get my I've been really
Speaker 1: wanting to get my nose done because I have a
Speaker 1: deviated septum and I want to find a way to
Speaker 1: like get like a two for one combo. Yeah, they'll
Speaker 1: totally do like fix the deviated septum and maybe just
Speaker 1: like shave my They totally do that a little bit.
Speaker 3: Totally do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that. I actually saw like one of
Speaker 1: my friends on Twitter said that, like that's literally what
Speaker 1: they did to her. She's that like they didn't like
Speaker 1: it was kind of like early like in her transition,
Speaker 1: and like the doctors didn't know and she like told
Speaker 1: the like nose searge and I was like, can you
Speaker 1: take a.
Speaker 3: Little off for me to make me look Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah absolutely, She's going.
Speaker 3: Like my doctor was like looking at my no gestur
Speaker 3: nature to figure out if I have like breathing problems.
Speaker 3: He's like, if we're in there, we might as well
Speaker 3: fix it. So I think he's a good job. I
Speaker 3: feel pretty good about him.
Speaker 1: My ship is bad. It's like it's like a goatsy.
Speaker 2: We got to get you on that and better girl,
Speaker 2: and I have I have okay, hell yeah yeah I did.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you what I did last night? Tell
Speaker 1: me I've lived in Atlanta a while. Now I've lived
Speaker 1: in Georgia. I had never been to the Claremont Low. Yeah.
Speaker 1: First of all, if you're one of the people that
Speaker 1: told me that's a fun place that you had a
Speaker 1: fun time at and that I should, I should, I
Speaker 1: have to go there at least once.
Speaker 4: Fuck you, what the what the fuck? That was not fun.
Speaker 1: It's very much like straight culture. I feel like I
Speaker 1: didn't have any fun there at all. It was very awkward.
Speaker 1: It's been a while since I've genuinely like felt like autistic,
Speaker 1: like holding my cab in the corner of the room
Speaker 1: kind of just like mom, come pick me up. It's
Speaker 1: getting weird. Yeah, exactly, It's been a while since I've
Speaker 1: participated in some a form of straight culture like that.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's very like it's like a it's a right
Speaker 2: of it's a right of passage in the straight world
Speaker 2: to go there. And my family took my grandmother there
Speaker 2: for her sixty ninth birthday. Wow, my Granny Pam, the
Speaker 2: real country one that I get all my fun.
Speaker 1: Oh your a little idiom, Yeah you're from Yeah.
Speaker 3: Shout out if you're listening, Granny Pam. She probably is
Speaker 3: not I don't know.
Speaker 1: I know, I just don't like the part. I don't
Speaker 1: like the poop one. Okay, matches.
Speaker 3: She would also like, see a hot guy and she
Speaker 3: would say, I want to suck the skin off.
Speaker 1: Of his dick. Holy shit, damn, I've I mean, that's
Speaker 1: kind of sleat slet.
Speaker 4: I've said a lot of stuff like that.
Speaker 3: So let's run in the family. Apparently in my family
Speaker 3: that's cool, So I'll turn out, turn up. This is
Speaker 3: slap pop. My Peppy is sleeping on the floor under
Speaker 3: all my skirts, like he's like a little kid in
Speaker 3: like the clothing store or something.
Speaker 1: So cute. It's cute.
Speaker 3: Well, should we introduce our guests today?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so excited about this one. When she agreed
Speaker 1: to do the show, I.
Speaker 3: Was like, yeah, this is a fun episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a very fun episode in store for you.
Speaker 1: We have Hessdiny from the Seeking Arrangements podcast and just
Speaker 1: all around very beloved person of the Internet. And we
Speaker 1: have a great fun conversation where we put on our
Speaker 1: little private eye detective's hats and take a look at
Speaker 1: the insular but ever expanding lunacy of transvestigations. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: play some games. It's fun. It's great, very excited for
Speaker 1: you guys to hear this. This is one that I've
Speaker 1: been excited to release.
Speaker 4: So yay, go us.
Speaker 1: We fucking rule. We're fucking in your fucking house. And
Speaker 1: I guess without further ado, you got anything else you
Speaker 1: want to say?
Speaker 2: Put your transvestigation caps on, ladies.
Speaker 1: Cool, let's roll roll the tapes. Carmen, who are we
Speaker 1: talking with today? Yeah? Today.
Speaker 2: I'm very excited to welcome our guests. She is from
Speaker 2: the Seeking Derangements podcasts.
Speaker 1: From Seeking the de Arrangements movie mindset, and still the
Speaker 1: most universally beloved person on Twitter dot com.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I have shooters on Twitter.
Speaker 1: You absolutely do. I'm one of them. I'm one of them.
Speaker 1: I would kill and die for you.
Speaker 3: I'm one of your shooters as well.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Heyk I love that. That's that's girls looking out for girls.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, that's supporting women.
Speaker 1: That's kind of what this shows about, getting women to
Speaker 1: do violence on behalf of each other.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, women supporting women.
Speaker 1: You know, it's so exciting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Hesse, we're so glad you're here. We first
Speaker 2: wanted to start out by getting to know you.
Speaker 1: If you want to introduce yourself, what you got, what's
Speaker 1: your what's your deal?
Speaker 3: What's my deal?
Speaker 1: My?
Speaker 3: What's my tea? I basically I am the co host
Speaker 3: of a podcast called Seeking Derangements, which is me and
Speaker 3: my gay friend, my non binary friend just to the back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just you're selectively non binary.
Speaker 3: Friend, selectively non binary friend, just talking about whatever. And yeah,
Speaker 3: it's very fun. And I'm also on the Movie Mindset
Speaker 3: podcast or the Movie Mindset sub series of Choppo Trap House.
Speaker 3: I'm the co host of that with Will Menaker. Because
Speaker 3: I love movies. That's my favorite thing.
Speaker 1: Is Yeah, we love movies here too.
Speaker 2: Big movie heads in the house. Everybody's got a letterboxed
Speaker 2: to count.
Speaker 1: That's true, that's true. We should. We should make a
Speaker 1: list of the beauty translated movies we've talked about.
Speaker 3: We should all of the Little Reds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we should.
Speaker 3: You should start now because it's gonna get it's gonna
Speaker 3: get unwieldy.
Speaker 1: Probably. What's the last movie you watched?
Speaker 3: The last movie I watched last night? I watched Inland Empire.
Speaker 3: I rewatched it.
Speaker 1: You watch for just like a Monday night.
Speaker 3: It's my favorite movie.
Speaker 1: I my favorite?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what's it about? It's about a girl who's
Speaker 3: in trouble, Damsel in Distress.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a David Lynch movie. Carmen, Yeah, David. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's the girl, the titular girl in trouble.
Speaker 3: Love Laura Dern. I would watch it for her.
Speaker 1: It's a very spiritual journey. I love it in Empire two.
Speaker 3: So why is it your favorite movie?
Speaker 1: Did we talk? I don't know why, just I really
Speaker 1: love it. I actually saw it with gay for Laura Dern.
Speaker 1: Is that what it is?
Speaker 3: Yes, exactly exactly. The first time I saw it was
Speaker 3: I saw the four K like the new four K
Speaker 3: thing at if C when it like the night it
Speaker 3: opened with Hala of Real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're a poser? No, yeah, there, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: didn't see the original screening. Would people saying they didn't
Speaker 1: like the restoration as much as the like original? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I've only seen these. I haven't seen the restoration. Actually,
Speaker 1: I think the restoration kind of tour. I think it was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it was good restoration tour. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but yeah, it really blew my mind. I really loved it.
Speaker 1: I watched Carol last night. That was my movie. Curious
Speaker 1: is that lesbian? Hell? Yeah? Price of Salt Me Barbara.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we need to watch that too.
Speaker 1: We need to watch Notes on a Scandal. We've brought
Speaker 1: about that movie so much. That's a great movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a wonderful film. Yeah, it is awesome. I've said
Speaker 1: this before, but I watched that when I was like
Speaker 1: twelve years old, and I was like, this is a
Speaker 1: very normal movie for like a twelve year old boy
Speaker 1: to be interested in and think it's cool.
Speaker 3: And yeah, me watching Silence of the Lambs like me,
Speaker 3: oh my god. When I when I was twelve, I
Speaker 3: think my favorite movie was stick It.
Speaker 1: If you ever heard of that movie, the volleyball movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, volume gymnasticy Sorry, yeah, it's bring it on,
Speaker 3: but for gymnastics.
Speaker 2: Yeah are you are you? Were you in a spy
Speaker 2: bring gymnasts at one point in your life?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Not even I could never even do a cartwheel, but
Speaker 3: I did. I wanted to be do gym gymnastics and
Speaker 3: I could never do it.
Speaker 1: But I it's kind of hard.
Speaker 3: I just love you know, stick It It was. I
Speaker 3: was like, this is so cool. You know these they're
Speaker 3: going for it. The thing is that they do is
Speaker 3: that they do music with lyrics in it for all
Speaker 3: their routines and that's their innovation.
Speaker 1: Break it down. So they're doing like songs and show Yeah.
Speaker 3: You get automatically, you get points deducted if you do
Speaker 3: a song with lyrics in it. So they like are
Speaker 3: like a rebel against the system. Yeah, exactly, exactly, like
Speaker 3: the girl, the main girl was like doing like BMX
Speaker 3: and like graffiti in the first scene and then she
Speaker 3: goes to she gets caught by the police, and then
Speaker 3: the police are like, you have to do gymnastics instead
Speaker 3: of going to jail to do gymnastics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is real plot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I can't remember the specifics, but there's some
Speaker 3: kind of gymnastics clause and.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's like a like a like it.
Speaker 1: It's like one of those antiquated laws that like no
Speaker 1: one follows exactly.
Speaker 3: And the crazy thing about stick It that I'm obsessed
Speaker 3: with is that the villain is played by at that time,
Speaker 3: one of the top gymnasts in the world, Nastya Lucan,
Speaker 3: playing herself wow but evil. She's playing herself but evil,
Speaker 3: So she was like trying to ruin her career. No,
Speaker 3: it was like I was like, oh my god, this
Speaker 3: queen is like playing this evil controversion of herself.
Speaker 1: Literally my favorite line in the movie. She says at
Speaker 1: one point it's not called gymnastics.
Speaker 3: Of the great cinema history. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. And
Speaker 3: then at the end she's like, you've earned my respect
Speaker 3: to the to the like ald girl, and it's really
Speaker 3: you know, it's wonderful. It's very not called nice sticks.
Speaker 3: Like in Casino Royale, when James Bond is like playing cards, yes,
Speaker 3: it cuts to Felix talking to Eva Green and he's like,
Speaker 3: that's a royal flush.
Speaker 1: That's a really good Some would say it's the best
Speaker 1: hand you can get. Yeah, yeah, no, that scene's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I love that they all get that is like a
Speaker 1: straight flush and then like a royal flush, Like who
Speaker 1: has a bigger forehead, Rihanna or Eva Green.
Speaker 3: My one of my intrusive thoughts was, I think Rihanna,
Speaker 3: I think Rihanna has the bigger foe head. But I
Speaker 3: think they're both queens and they're both beautiful.
Speaker 1: They got a lot of brain, you know.
Speaker 3: One of my intrusive thoughts is Mad's Michelson, who plays
Speaker 3: the villain yeah Casino Royale.
Speaker 1: He whips James Bond's balls with a rope.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's yes, yes, it's him laying down his hand
Speaker 3: and going like ten queens, you lose mister Bond.
Speaker 1: In his hand. That's one of my I think about
Speaker 1: that all the time, that.
Speaker 3: He puts down like you you can't do that that scene.
Speaker 1: But like Mad's Michaelson's like I have a royal flush.
Speaker 1: He's like, ah, mister Bond reverse, you know, draw for
Speaker 1: mister Bond. I watched that movie on my birthday, on
Speaker 1: like my like thirteenth birthday.
Speaker 3: I watched it on your birthday too. Oh really, I'm kidding.
Speaker 3: I don't know when your birthday is. Well has So
Speaker 3: should we get into our main topic? Should we talk
Speaker 3: about Yeah, let's die on in as a podcasters saying.
Speaker 1: Y'all, y'all had an episode a long time ago about
Speaker 1: a really normal and then named Bevy one one two.
Speaker 3: Yes, Bevy is our queen and she we actually have
Speaker 3: two Bevy episodes. We have two full The second episode
Speaker 3: is called Bevy's eleven because we create a team. Bevy
Speaker 3: has a certain set of skills that is very very
Speaker 3: specialized and very beautiful, and she's very talented at what
Speaker 3: she does and as a transvestigator, Bevy one on one.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yeah, Me and Carmen have talked for a
Speaker 1: while about wanting to do a dive on transvestigation, and
Speaker 1: we've kind of like saved a bunch of like funny
Speaker 1: little stuff that we found. And I gotta be honest,
Speaker 1: like the more I've looked into this, ye have you
Speaker 1: ever heard how David Lynch wanted to make Twin Peaks
Speaker 1: season one, Like it's like a mystery that like never
Speaker 1: gets solved. And then they were like, no, you have
Speaker 1: to tell us you killed Laura Palmer. Well it feels
Speaker 1: like if that was like real, I don't know, I've weird.
Speaker 1: It's not like pulling like a rabbit hole, you know,
Speaker 1: it's not like following something down. It's immediately the second
Speaker 1: you find this, you're just in the abyss. You're in
Speaker 1: this like horrific, never ending black hole of insanity.
Speaker 2: A rabbit hole kind of element to it in the
Speaker 2: sense that the people I don't know about miss Bevy herself,
Speaker 2: but like the one transvestigator I've brought to the table
Speaker 2: has like tons and tons of like transvestigations is just
Speaker 2: one thing that she's obsessed with. She's also like a
Speaker 2: flat earther like New World Order person like, yeah, a
Speaker 2: lot of them have other things.
Speaker 3: Bevy is really laser fixated on this one thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I think recently Bevy had one of my favorite
Speaker 3: tweets from her. There was a tweet from like, you know,
Speaker 3: Illuminati bot or something, which is a great follow and
Speaker 3: it was like the three greatest conspiracies in modern history
Speaker 3: and it was like nine to eleven COVID nineteen and
Speaker 3: from all things for them the last twenty years. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was like JFK the JFK's askins or something, and
Speaker 3: Bevy quote tweeted it and is like I can name
Speaker 3: a bigger one, yeah, which, of course, which of course
Speaker 3: is that it's all of them. There could be no
Speaker 3: other way. Every celebrity's all of that. Yeah, that's like
Speaker 3: her like where we go, one.
Speaker 1: We go all.
Speaker 3: That's the dharma of Bevy. It's it's the mantra is
Speaker 3: it's all of them. It can be no other way.
Speaker 3: And my favorite bit of Bevy lore is that she
Speaker 3: do you know why she lost her mind and started
Speaker 3: thinking everyone was trying.
Speaker 1: No tell us no, Oh my god, I'm curious because
Speaker 1: I found a little bit of information. I found her
Speaker 1: like YouTube channel, and it has a bunch of videos
Speaker 1: from fifteen years ago where she's just with her family,
Speaker 1: like unwrapping like presents on Christmas and like the.
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, you have to send me these because I
Speaker 3: have not seen these.
Speaker 5: I will.
Speaker 1: It's very wholesome. It's like what YouTube was like made
Speaker 1: for in two thousand and sevens, you know. And there's
Speaker 1: also a bunch of playlists of songs, and this part
Speaker 1: I found interesting because one of them would Beyonce song
Speaker 1: trans obviously trans. Yeah, all of them.
Speaker 3: It's all of them. It can be no other way.
Speaker 1: Yes, of course, it's all of them. It can be
Speaker 1: no other way. So I was wondering, Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: what we'll get. We'll put a pin in that for now.
Speaker 1: What was her hitting her head moment?
Speaker 3: And I don't know if you're ready to hear do
Speaker 3: we want to later on type of thing or or
Speaker 3: we just need to embrace ourselves. Bevy really went crazy
Speaker 3: in twenty sixteen. Okay, the thing that really set Bevy
Speaker 3: off was Bernie Sanders, her favorite candidate, losing the primary
Speaker 3: to Hillary Clinton, which convinced her that that it was
Speaker 3: all of them and that everyone is trying to yes,
Speaker 3: Bevy was a Bernie Broo wow, wow, just completely lost
Speaker 3: her mind when Bernie was in maybe there is something
Speaker 3: like Bernie bro But then it turns out Bernie's also
Speaker 3: trying because it's all of them.
Speaker 1: Don't forget it's all of them, right, truly all of them.
Speaker 4: So Bevy was like listening to Comtown in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 3: I think Bevy was just like a really you know,
Speaker 3: really into Bernie and like, I don't know if she
Speaker 3: was listen, if she was listening to Choppo or she
Speaker 3: was like on the on that beat, but she definitely
Speaker 3: was a huge fan. Like for Halloween one year, she
Speaker 3: went as Communism a big it was like a ghost,
Speaker 3: a ghost costume, but it was a big like Russian
Speaker 3: like USSR flag that she like draped over herself.
Speaker 1: So she went as like the ghost of Yeah, yes.
Speaker 3: Yes exactly exactly Communists, Yes, exactly exactly. And she was
Speaker 3: definitely very into that kind of that kind of scene.
Speaker 3: Her heart was broken when Vernie, Oh, she she was like,
Speaker 3: the only way this could have possibly happened is if
Speaker 3: every single celebrity in the world is secretly transgender.
Speaker 1: Oh God, in twenty sixteen did not in twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a trailblazer. So how did she handle twenty twenty?
Speaker 2: First of all, like, how did she respond to the
Speaker 2: COVID nineteen pandemic. Oh she I mean that's fake obviously,
Speaker 2: but that's very minor compared to she really looks down
Speaker 2: on Yeah, when other when other people in the transvestigations
Speaker 2: sphere tweet stuff about you know, oh, they definitely just
Speaker 2: killed the real rt Aage Junior and then like the
Speaker 2: they they replaced him with a doppelgang.
Speaker 3: The Yeah, she is like, that's so stupid. She's like,
Speaker 3: you're an idiot. She draws the line there, r f
Speaker 3: r f K Junior is just t.
Speaker 1: FtM. You know, like I love the idea of just
Speaker 1: saying like the JFK conspiracy. And she's like, yeah, that
Speaker 1: he's trance, Like yeah, yeah, no, it's true.
Speaker 3: One of my favorite Beavy posts, one of the foundational
Speaker 3: Bevy posts, was, you know, I was scouting out people
Speaker 3: at the mall today for a couple hours, and I
Speaker 3: noticed that if you're a natural female, your Q angle
Speaker 3: on your like a certain way. And you know, so
Speaker 3: like all all men, if you were born a male,
Speaker 3: your your knees are like straight or something. If you
Speaker 3: were born a female, your knees flare out a little
Speaker 3: bit or something. It's like something like yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 3: this like concept that she's invented is so stupid that
Speaker 3: it somehow every it proved positive, that every single celebrity
Speaker 3: is completely transgender.
Speaker 1: Well, she has a very impressive list on her profile,
Speaker 1: and I would pull it up, but I'm actually blocked.
Speaker 1: But I know, and I don't know what I did.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever interacted with her. I don't
Speaker 1: think i've done her trans's what are you blocked?
Speaker 3: No, of course not. I she still would never be
Speaker 3: blocked by Bevy. Yeah, I completely Well, I also fly
Speaker 3: under the radar. I don't think I follow her on
Speaker 3: my main account.
Speaker 1: I think that's what it was.
Speaker 3: I think I followed I follow her on my private
Speaker 3: she was like fucking training. Yeah yeah, yeah, if you
Speaker 3: follow her. Also, this is very much for your listeners.
Speaker 3: This is a don't you know, don't tap the glass.
Speaker 3: Do not interact with Bevy in any way, please. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we we don't want to interfere. It's the Star Trek protocol.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: We can't just observe into the aquarium. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 3: you just got a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just go.
Speaker 2: So can we back up a little bit from Bevy
Speaker 2: because Bevy is fascinating and I am fascinated by Bevy.
Speaker 2: But the fact of the matter is is that in
Speaker 2: this world of transvestigations, there's a hundred characters like Bevy
Speaker 2: who are all post some sort of mental breakdown where
Speaker 2: they have gone through some type of psychosis where every
Speaker 2: single person that they encounter and interact, I guess, is
Speaker 2: it almost like that condition, that condition where people think
Speaker 2: that they're interacting with a fake human?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the change link? Yeah, is it almost like that?
Speaker 3: Do we think? What is that?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's a type of I guess where the
Speaker 2: person thinks that you're not a real person. You're not
Speaker 2: you are not Janey, you are You've been replaced by
Speaker 2: alien that's calling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, You're it's here the top, you know.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 3: I think it's slightly I mean with it depends because
Speaker 3: like it's not like they're family members, right, people they
Speaker 3: need like they it's like celebrities, but celebrities always include
Speaker 3: you know, if they see like underwear, for sayes in
Speaker 3: an ad on, like the model is Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Really want to interject here off that point that I've
Speaker 1: found another guy, a few guys actually, and one really
Speaker 1: funny and interesting thing I've found is like seeing who
Speaker 1: they omit from their transvestigation. And there's three figures that
Speaker 1: I have found that are pretty consistently omitted, and that
Speaker 1: is Chester Bennington of Lincoln Park, Chris Cornell from Sound Garden,
Speaker 1: and Anthony Bourdain.
Speaker 2: All people killed themselves. Yeah, okay, they know the truth,
Speaker 2: the weight of the truth.
Speaker 1: I found one guy in particular who his entire feed
Speaker 1: was like twenty percent like QAnon conspiracies, eighty percent transvestigation
Speaker 1: or I guess seventy five, but I'll have to find it.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I don't think I wrote it down, but
Speaker 1: I do have a bookmark Someway. Every once in a while,
Speaker 1: he hate a post that's just like Lincoln Park lyrics
Speaker 1: with Chester Bennington on stage. He's like, yeah, I miss
Speaker 1: you so much, we need you back. It's so sad
Speaker 1: what they did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, Bevy bevy Is gets into fuse with a
Speaker 3: lot of these people because all of them, besides Bevy,
Speaker 3: are the people who hold Yeah, all of them have
Speaker 3: someone who they're like, but not them man, yeah, right,
Speaker 3: not this, not this person, right, And Bevy is like, no,
Speaker 3: it's all of them. It can be no other way.
Speaker 1: So Benby doesn't have anyone not she.
Speaker 3: No, Bevy has no scruples.
Speaker 1: Bevy.
Speaker 3: Well, Bevy's thing is that if someone is actually trans
Speaker 3: then she's like, actually, no, they're like like Caitlyn Jenner,
Speaker 3: that's a biological woman.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 3: I want to put a pin in that. We'll come
Speaker 3: back to that later because that is the concept called
Speaker 3: the double flipper, which I am amazed by personally as
Speaker 3: a tranny. Yeah, but she's clocking people at the mall,
Speaker 3: is that right? No, she is observing. She's observing people
Speaker 3: following teenagers to She's observing like natural females in the wild. Yeah,
Speaker 3: natural see how yeah, to see like how they how
Speaker 3: their skeleton to compare.
Speaker 1: Basically, I sang you the Chester Bennington post by the way, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's hear it?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: Oh? It's it just says from at return of Cappy
Speaker 1: Chester Bennington's last profile picture, and then a very long
Speaker 1: ellipses and then what's your favorite Lincoln Park song? And
Speaker 1: then a very long ellipse He's with the question mark
Speaker 1: and then it's hashtag, hashtag Chester Benning owned out hashtag
Speaker 1: being found out about the inversion, and that's why I
Speaker 1: killed himself.
Speaker 3: That's yeah.
Speaker 1: And then someone commented, crawling in my skin, these wounds
Speaker 1: they will not heal. Fear is all I know consuming
Speaker 1: what is real? So period period.
Speaker 2: About she's filled, she tore, she tore it. Okay, so
Speaker 2: Bebby says, they're all trans. She doesn't hold anyone special,
Speaker 2: not even not even fucking Susan Boil, not even Chester.
Speaker 3: It's all of them. There can be no other way.
Speaker 3: You have to understand, Okay, there there can be no
Speaker 3: other way.
Speaker 1: Okay, unless let's just talk about the double flipper. That
Speaker 1: is personally my favorite. It sounds like a sex position,
Speaker 1: it does, yeah, or it's like that in the middle
Speaker 1: schooler would make up.
Speaker 3: This is my personal favorite. And I have my own
Speaker 3: transvestigator and her name is Nana Snow.
Speaker 1: Have y'all heard of this? I have heard of her,
Speaker 1: Okay I have not.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, she introduced me to the concept of the
Speaker 3: double flipper, so you know, we talked about it before.
Speaker 2: Kitlyn Jenner not trans. Kaitlyn Jenner was born female, transitioned
Speaker 2: to male, and sixty whatever the fuck transitioned back to female.
Speaker 3: You know, still dead name with Caitlyn, they all dead
Speaker 3: name her. They all call her brusal even though she's
Speaker 3: a double flipper. Yeah, they they use they use the
Speaker 3: right pronouns, but they're always like, uh huh, no, you can't.
Speaker 3: You cannot change your name.
Speaker 1: You can change your gender three times, but you can't. Yes, exactly, all.
Speaker 3: Right, I'm gonna I'm gonna share some post, some Instagram
Speaker 3: posts with y'all because I am not a Twitter curly.
Speaker 3: I'm an Instagram curly, which is something way more dangerous. Okay.
Speaker 2: The most fascinating thing about in non to me, Yeah,
Speaker 2: she brought up the Lea Thomas flipper thing, and she
Speaker 2: claims that Leah Thomas is a sis female born female.
Speaker 2: And yes, that the two women who are you know,
Speaker 2: mad about her and swimming are in fact trans themselves.
Speaker 1: Yes, and I believe and I love the fact that all.
Speaker 2: Of these all of the proof of these things consists
Speaker 2: of photos of these women, mostly women. There are men,
Speaker 2: how Andrew Tait even is in.
Speaker 3: Her and one is one of my favorite pictures that
Speaker 3: Jason Momoa is my favorite. When when Bevy posts like
Speaker 3: someone like Jason Momoa. People are like, but not Jason,
Speaker 3: look at him.
Speaker 1: All of them. It's all of them.
Speaker 4: It's all of them. It can be no other way.
Speaker 1: But I love yeah, get her exactly.
Speaker 3: It all consists of here's a photo of Leah Thomas
Speaker 3: or Jason mo moa or whatever, and then here's like
Speaker 3: bright words like flared hips, top surgery scars like next
Speaker 3: to no actual photographic.
Speaker 1: It's just a bunch of green lines photographic.
Speaker 3: All those drawings are by Bevy, by the way, and
Speaker 3: they all repost them. And if you if you see
Speaker 3: any like of those pictures with like a nutcracker in them,
Speaker 3: or like any clip art, like, yeah, that's all heavy signature.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Those She's like a dark soul's ball, like bringing
Speaker 1: darkness into the world.
Speaker 3: She's like Gwyn you know and dark souls. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: the truly in charge of everything. So let me read
Speaker 3: this one to you, guys. So let me read this
Speaker 3: one to you guys. Okay, no penis. Okay, this is
Speaker 3: not a Bevy original, but this is definitely Okay.
Speaker 1: You found the no penis one with Andrew Tate.
Speaker 3: Yes, and we're gonna have to put these also. I
Speaker 3: guess I will have to put these and yeah, the
Speaker 3: description when.
Speaker 4: I love this childlike circle that just says no, yes,
Speaker 4: like a.
Speaker 3: Little circle around the penis area of Andrew Tate. He's
Speaker 3: kneeling and he is on the beach, or like in
Speaker 3: a pool. He's sitting on the edge of the pool
Speaker 3: and his legs are in the water.
Speaker 1: Another very funny thing I've seen a lot of this,
Speaker 1: especially with the male transvestigation, is like weird nipples.
Speaker 4: They will always like.
Speaker 1: There was one of Clint Eastwood that I saw and
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie, I've never noticed that before, but
Speaker 1: Clint Eastwood does have weirdness.
Speaker 3: He has weird nipples because he's ninety ninety years old,
Speaker 3: and I think that's the part of it.
Speaker 1: There were some young Clint pictures where his thingies were
Speaker 1: poking out a little. It was before his top centery.
Speaker 4: They're like, this is where they put the glitter is
Speaker 4: over his nipple.
Speaker 3: I don't think they understand that the nipples they can
Speaker 3: you can just keep the same nipples. Well, I don't
Speaker 3: think they understand that. They're like, no, we gotta if
Speaker 3: someone is an EGI an elite gender inversion, Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: that's a beautiful abbreviation. A lot of them use e g. I.
Speaker 3: You know, you have to get your nipples taken off
Speaker 3: and replaced with weird or what.
Speaker 1: You know. It's it's it's a requirement.
Speaker 4: You have to leave.
Speaker 1: You have to leave the clues. Yeah, exactly. Like that's
Speaker 1: always the most fun thing about stupid conspiracies is that
Speaker 1: they're like, well, we we wrapped it up, we did
Speaker 1: all this, there's only one thing left to do, leave
Speaker 1: the exactly exactly.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, we didn't leave enough clues. We did it
Speaker 3: too well, oh wait, you know, we gotta leave some clues.
Speaker 3: The funny thing about I'm sorry I keep talking about Bevy,
Speaker 3: but she really is my favorite. The funny thing about
Speaker 3: her like when the Balin Siaga thing, when Booge did
Speaker 3: that like satanic thing, she was like, you guys are
Speaker 3: all fucking morons. It's just like a fashion brand. There's
Speaker 3: this doesn't this isn't anything, but everyone in this attic
Speaker 3: campaign and also is transgender secretly.
Speaker 1: It's like, really, it's beautiful. She contains multitudes. It's funny
Speaker 1: because she's sounding the alarm. You guys are so stupid,
Speaker 1: you're focusing on this. But it's all of them. It
Speaker 1: can be literally all of them.
Speaker 3: No one understands that it's all of them except that
Speaker 3: be So then okay, look at the latest of the
Speaker 3: last image I dropped in the chat. So many, there's many,
Speaker 3: damn this is it, says Leah Thomas in version, syop.
Speaker 3: It's first thing is all Olympic female athletes are males
Speaker 3: to begin.
Speaker 1: With pure period period too.
Speaker 3: A giant in all caps, A giant slash hybrid female
Speaker 3: can be huge, especially if they take testosterone and or steroids.
Speaker 3: Look at NFL star NFL and NBA stars Swartzeninger in
Speaker 3: the Rock. These invert stories in the news are designed
Speaker 3: to upset humans, and they are almost always inverted.
Speaker 1: Syops.
Speaker 2: Yes, most, if not all, of out it inverts are
Speaker 2: double flipped, like Caitlin Jenner who was born female and
Speaker 2: then inverted to male.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Okay, so then the pictures include m O Way Ant,
Speaker 2: Riley Gaines, and Lea Thomas. So the funniest thing about
Speaker 2: this to me is that we have male Emma Way Ant.
Speaker 1: No hips.
Speaker 3: And that's all yes roasted And this is a people
Speaker 3: at home who can't see this. This is a bad
Speaker 3: picture of Lea Thomas. Well, I want to point this
Speaker 3: is a picture of Thomas.
Speaker 2: That is, I want to point out that she's being
Speaker 2: like pointing to Lea Thomas's flaring hips and her hip dip,
Speaker 2: but completely ignoring the fact that her shoulders are as
Speaker 2: wide as a fucking linebacker.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a very unflattering picture.
Speaker 3: No, No, you're right, it's a very unflattering picture.
Speaker 2: But it's like, it's very it's funny to me that
Speaker 2: that's like the selectiveness that we're going with.
Speaker 3: It's it's total psychopathy. I feel like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: sorry about being memed. No, it's truly.
Speaker 4: My thing is, what are you supposed to do with
Speaker 4: this information? Because do you just be gay?
Speaker 1: Is that if every man is a woman and every
Speaker 1: woman is a man, then shouldn't you just be gay?
Speaker 3: You do is you talk about it at holidays until
Speaker 3: your family uninvites you from the holidays, I think is
Speaker 3: the operative thing to do. And that's what all of
Speaker 3: them do, most of them when every holiday, if you
Speaker 3: go to the transvestigation circles, you'll see that it's mostly
Speaker 3: all they're talking about is how none of them are
Speaker 3: allowed home anymore. You know of them are allowed to
Speaker 3: see their families because they won't stop talking about how
Speaker 3: everyone's inverted. They ever started to think that their families
Speaker 3: are trans because they stop talking to them. I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: Actually I've never seen such a case, but I do.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't put it past them, Honestly, I would not.
Speaker 3: I dropped another one in chat I want to talk
Speaker 3: about really quick too. This is from our same creator,
Speaker 3: and honest no, I want to get to her because
Speaker 3: she's a very interesting person. Because I don't know if
Speaker 3: this has happened with any of the other transvestigators, but
Speaker 3: she and I'll share these with you later. But she
Speaker 3: has felt the need apparently the community has accused her
Speaker 3: of being trans, and so I don't know if any
Speaker 3: other transvestigators have had to validate their sis identities or whatever.
Speaker 3: But she's very interesting. She posted pictures, Yes, she has
Speaker 3: lots of pictures of herself to prove that she is
Speaker 3: in fact female. Quit you know whatever, Okay, right, you
Speaker 3: got to post your puss. This image that I just
Speaker 3: said totally unrelated to that. I find very very interesting
Speaker 3: because apparently somewhere in the transvestorations world, they believe that
Speaker 3: Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber are like the same person? Okay?
Speaker 3: Is that what's going on here?
Speaker 1: This is very okay, that's so.
Speaker 2: The caption says, when people try to claim these two
Speaker 2: clowns are the same person, they will split their faces
Speaker 2: unevenly enforce it to work. These two clowns could be
Speaker 2: brother and sister, or just related in general, but it
Speaker 2: is not possible that they are the same persons, as
Speaker 2: one as a biological man and one is a biological female.
Speaker 2: So I guess somewhere in the world I've transfer and
Speaker 2: she's saying she doesn't believe in this.
Speaker 3: Yes, she's refuting this ridiculous notion, this foolish idea that
Speaker 3: they're the same person, because of course Justin Bieber is
Speaker 3: a female and Miley Cyrus is male, and they cannot Therefore,
Speaker 3: they cannot be this. Have they ever been seen in
Speaker 3: the same room before? Though, I feel like probably, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't think so, I don't think. I think famously,
Speaker 3: they're never I think famously. They went on a double
Speaker 3: date once. They kept saying, oh, I have to go
Speaker 3: to the bathroom and then the other one will come,
Speaker 3: like a three is company.
Speaker 2: Okay, So this next one I shared with you all
Speaker 2: is a Nana clapping back at the haters who are
Speaker 2: claiming that she is trans.
Speaker 1: Oh, and she is clapping back to say.
Speaker 5: That she is.
Speaker 2: In fact, Hey, what the fuck is this picture? She
Speaker 2: looks insane of thought. We're going to look at her
Speaker 2: profile in a second. Just wait, she's kind of a battie. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she got it was I could fix her. So she says,
Speaker 2: none of the girls quote unquote girls who attack me
Speaker 2: will put their pictures next to mine. And it's obvious
Speaker 2: why And it's Jenny slash Johnny a woman. No flaring hips?
Speaker 2: Where are those flaring hips?
Speaker 3: Ma'am? It's funny because the phrase for the people at home,
Speaker 3: no flaring hips is written.
Speaker 1: On very obviously flaring hips. Flaring hips. Yeah they are.
Speaker 1: They indeed are very obviously wide hips. Question mark.
Speaker 3: You know, they're very this she's obsessed with with hips
Speaker 3: in particular. Also, that doesn't quite that kind of looks
Speaker 3: like her Tommy like that kind of just looks like
Speaker 3: it doesn't look I have that. Yeah, it really does not.
Speaker 3: She looks like she looks insane. I can see why
Speaker 3: they they think that she's she's a you know, trans secretly.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if a lot
Speaker 1: of these accounts are just like autistic trans women having
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 3: I would I would love that. I mean it would.
Speaker 3: It would bring a lot of peace to my mind
Speaker 3: for every for every one of the I like how
Speaker 3: she posted this with hashtag shadow in the thing, as
Speaker 3: if that's like a way to here's more proof that
Speaker 3: she is not trans. Yes, proof, I'm gonna need as
Speaker 3: much proof. And you can tell because I'm not. She
Speaker 3: lives on a commune somewhere.
Speaker 1: She's not. Wow, she's then like the Jared Letto cult. Yes,
Speaker 1: I think that's what she's.
Speaker 3: We have flat forehead, no brow, ridge shallows.
Speaker 1: Okay, no penis.
Speaker 3: There should be a circle that's she has in a video.
Speaker 3: Do you guys want to see the video of her
Speaker 3: showing her videos? I would love to see the flare
Speaker 3: on her hips because I think I'm falling in love
Speaker 3: with her.
Speaker 1: Very impressive, but let's see that hip flair.
Speaker 2: You know, she's got to have the worst combination of
Speaker 2: personality disorders out there.
Speaker 1: I just know.
Speaker 3: She just said, this doesn't look like the MtFs. You've
Speaker 3: been looking at your whole life and she's pointing at
Speaker 3: her hips. I think, and there's a bunch of pictures
Speaker 3: of beautiful women we are are those stock photos? They
Speaker 3: all are trans I think is what she's saying. Is
Speaker 3: they all cut that? You know? They're all These are
Speaker 3: the MtFs we've been seeing our whole lives.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: I love this third comment that just says, mm sexy anon.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's her. Here's her Instagram. I'm sharing her Instagram
Speaker 3: with you all. She wears a beanie with her own
Speaker 3: name on it, which I think is proof that she's
Speaker 3: absolutely sex so cool. From her August hashtag Vegan full
Speaker 3: Moon celebration Pick of me, my setup, the fruit tray
Speaker 3: I served, and the huge fire. The chocolate dip in
Speaker 3: the middle of the tray is made by mixing avocado,
Speaker 3: cacao powder and agave to. I know that tastes like shit. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that sounds watermelon hearts.
Speaker 1: It sounds really not great. That sounds really unadvertising. She's vegan. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's that's so, she's vegan.
Speaker 3: And then if you look at this next video, I
Speaker 3: just like the caption on this next video because it
Speaker 3: just is fucking hilarious. She looks psychotic, in the video.
Speaker 3: First of all, she's wearing for vegan men only. All
Speaker 3: others should be lonely. For vegan men only. All others
Speaker 3: should be lonely. Non vegans dare not lust. Compassion is
Speaker 3: a capital must. I use the looks that God gave
Speaker 3: girls who played chess. But the first comment is just
Speaker 3: one old guy. His name is fifty one ninety seven
Speaker 3: Williams because he was born in the year fifty one
Speaker 3: ninety seven.
Speaker 1: I've seeing what they did do them. I was seeing
Speaker 1: the future that we am. This guy looks dope as hell.
Speaker 1: That looks like hashtag this video that are her on
Speaker 1: a beach.
Speaker 3: Are hashtag vegan, hashtag chess, hashtag chess master, hashtag girls
Speaker 3: who play chess, and.
Speaker 1: There's a chess in the video. Any sign of any chess.
Speaker 3: Gotic well, okay, maybe there is actually Okay, okay, thumbnail
Speaker 3: the thumbnail beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 1: You know. The vegan thing is interesting to me because
Speaker 1: I couldn't really tell if these were going to be
Speaker 1: the kinds of people that are all like crunchy granola vegans,
Speaker 1: or if they're all going to be like you have
Speaker 1: to eat raw steaks.
Speaker 3: I think it's all the time, literally both it's fifty
Speaker 3: to fifty. Yeah, these right down, because yeah, because I
Speaker 3: think the crunchy granola vegan people are just as susceptible
Speaker 3: to these stupid fucking conspiracy absolutely as the MAGA And
Speaker 3: that's why we sell so many of them, like in
Speaker 3: twenty sixteen and shit like that become cute and non people.
Speaker 3: You know, it's like because they're just prime for this
Speaker 3: kind of shit. They go in their little their little
Speaker 3: health food store, they pick up a little pamphlet that.
Speaker 2: Says Leah Thomas is in fact SI female, and they
Speaker 2: just start ranting about it on Instagram. You know, Yeah,
Speaker 2: she's She's fascinating to me. I think the thing I
Speaker 2: found most fascinating about Anna was just the fact that
Speaker 2: she went through such great lengths and efforts.
Speaker 3: To try and prove that, yeah, prove the haater is wrong.
Speaker 2: Because I just was wondering if any of you ought
Speaker 2: seen that in your I'm setting this where the gun
Speaker 2: gets pointed back at them. Oh yeah, very often I've seen,
Speaker 2: you know, suspicions turn to a member of the community,
Speaker 2: and it's a sad thing when you find out that
Speaker 2: one of them is living amongst you trans Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so one of them is has infiltrated your circles and
Speaker 2: is you know I'm looking at the one you just posted.
Speaker 1: Job.
Speaker 3: It's a beautiful image of Joe Biden.
Speaker 2: It's the last one I wanted to share of hers,
Speaker 2: just because it was so funny. I just loved the
Speaker 2: last line of text there. But it says Joe Biden female,
Speaker 2: flat forehead, no browridge, shallow eyes, soft female jaw, and
Speaker 2: then the just gold line here overall grandma vibes.
Speaker 1: Yes he does, Yeah, he does have grandma vibes.
Speaker 3: Yes. Yeah, he looks like he's constantly holding back the
Speaker 3: desire to ask you if you would like any milk
Speaker 3: and cookies because he was assigned female at birth, and
Speaker 3: that is something that is programmed into your breath. Yes, truly,
Speaker 3: it's you. If you're seeing female at birth, you need
Speaker 3: to you're like SpongeBob's grandma, and the one episode of
Speaker 3: SpongeBob to be like.
Speaker 1: Exactly, it's.
Speaker 3: So Joe Biden is SpongeBob's grandmother, and that is the
Speaker 3: transvestation I would like to conduct. It's truly, Yeah, it's truly.
Speaker 3: It's all of them.
Speaker 1: It can it can be no other way can be
Speaker 1: no other way. It can be no other way. Okay.
Speaker 1: I did have a bit of a game in the
Speaker 1: spirit of having you on, because Seeking the Grangements has
Speaker 1: a very, very long running, very iconic Everyone in the
Speaker 1: world is loving The Man's Gay the Gay List, yes,
Speaker 1: of which I think you're at part like twelve.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're twelve and we're not even close to being
Speaker 3: done with it. There's nine hundred things on the list.
Speaker 1: That makes you really I love the y Man's Gay List.
Speaker 3: I anytime anyone tweets about something. If if your man,
Speaker 3: wiping your ass makes ca Yeah, wiping your ass makes
Speaker 3: you gay, stuff like that. Yeah, And it's just a
Speaker 3: compilation of all those those things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, if you fat, you're gay like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's awesome.
Speaker 1: And I figured in the spirit of having three double
Speaker 1: flippers on the same show. Right now, I want to
Speaker 1: have I peruse through TikTok as well as Twitter and
Speaker 1: other places like Reddit and ship to try to compile
Speaker 1: my own basically like Yamn's trans Okay, beautiful, there were
Speaker 1: interesting results sitting down to pain. Yeah, it is one
Speaker 1: we got amazing. Yeah. I tried looking through like the
Speaker 1: like egg, I r L stuff like that before it
Speaker 1: like seared my co hazard. That's truly like in the
Speaker 1: mouth of masses, like truly, it really is. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that's to say, I proves far and wide to find
Speaker 1: a translist, and I figured maybe we can, maybe we
Speaker 1: can play along for a little list. I'm ready all right,
Speaker 1: a few of these I feel like we might not
Speaker 1: have too much to say about. But let's just start
Speaker 1: with the first one I found. He only hires trans
Speaker 1: sex workers. I think he might be an egg.
Speaker 3: Okay, is this like a common Do guys just hire
Speaker 3: sex workers?
Speaker 1: Rich guys?
Speaker 3: Do?
Speaker 1: I think, rich guy? If you're that's just being a chaser,
Speaker 1: that's not really I don't think linecks are hiring sex workers.
Speaker 2: This is one of my most frustrating things, my most
Speaker 2: frustrated mys. Just because somebody is transamorous or a chaser,
Speaker 2: whichever of the yeah, does not automatically mean that they
Speaker 2: want to transition, you know, yeah, yeah, but there they
Speaker 2: are one type of the one type of person that
Speaker 2: we have.
Speaker 1: Me and Carmen are very on record as saying that
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean you're gay, It just means you have
Speaker 1: good days period. Okay, So the next one he has
Speaker 1: a cock.
Speaker 3: He has a cock. He has it's a huge, huge, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I feel cock cock is a prayer for a pussy.
Speaker 3: It's a deep it's a prayer for a deep pussy.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 3: You're trying to have a bucket pussy with that big cock.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, if you have a cock and you
Speaker 1: want to put it into a pussy, that's basically like
Speaker 1: turning the bottom half of your body into a pussy
Speaker 1: for that time. Yeah. And if you're enjoying that, then
Speaker 1: you're probably really really you're more trands than I actually,
Speaker 1: all right. Number three, he acts gay for fun.
Speaker 3: I think acting gay for fun is wanting. I think
Speaker 3: that's more like. I think if you act like a
Speaker 3: woman for fun, that might be a sign. But if
Speaker 3: if it's someone acting gay for fun, that also that's
Speaker 3: like crazy. If you're acting gay for pay, that's that's
Speaker 3: another fun. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like not not for like sexual thrills or anything like,
Speaker 4: it's it's just fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should up with your boyfriend. If he's acting
Speaker 3: gay for fun, I think it's fun for him to
Speaker 3: be gay, and that's probably a sign that he might
Speaker 3: actually just be gay.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, yeah, I'll be honest, I think a
Speaker 1: lot of these are people whose boyfriends are gay.
Speaker 3: Do you all are you all familiar with the TikTok
Speaker 3: couple who one? Oh yeah, the guy, the Texas type guy,
Speaker 3: the cowboy.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh it's Emma Rose, right, we feel what
Speaker 1: you're talking about. Yeah, I think I don't know their names.
Speaker 3: Is that he's a yeah, that's she's at okay, and
Speaker 3: that's really her gay boyfriend. Yeah, I doubt it, probably
Speaker 3: just promotion for there.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah. The one are you talking about? The
Speaker 1: TikTok where it's like how to treat your transit wish
Speaker 1: girl two?
Speaker 3: I'm talking about the one where it's like literally like
Speaker 3: a couple going to see Taylor Swift in concert and
Speaker 3: her boyfriend's a fag. Oh I haven't seen that one.
Speaker 3: I'll have to send it to you guys.
Speaker 1: Sorry, god, Yeah, okay. He is confidently straight, and that's
Speaker 1: in quotes he says, I am confidently straight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if that has to be brought up, But that's
Speaker 3: probably a bit of a red flag.
Speaker 1: I would say, if yeah, if you're if yeahs like men, well.
Speaker 3: I think that if if I think that's more of
Speaker 3: a again, that's more of a sign that he's gay
Speaker 3: than anything any kind of trans you know, kind of indicator.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would agree. Yeah, I have to agree with that.
Speaker 2: Now if he was putting on a miniskirt and like
Speaker 2: wearing a foxtail plug up his ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if he's coding and yeah, yeah, yeah, that should
Speaker 1: actually be the one.
Speaker 3: Fellas, is it trans to code? Yeah, fellas, is it
Speaker 3: trans to code? You know, write in with your answers,
Speaker 3: call us, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Call us call in. But what if he's very adventurous?
Speaker 1: Is that another one? Yes? That is another one.
Speaker 3: I think this is very Indiana Jones trans because that's
Speaker 3: the most adventurous guy I can think of. He goes
Speaker 3: from so many adventures, and I don't think he's trans.
Speaker 3: I think he's actually straight. The guy from Dirty Jobs,
Speaker 3: Micro trans Yeah, yeah, the guy who's a total Republican
Speaker 3: or whatever. Micro is definitely I don't like Micro's trans.
Speaker 3: I think he does he can you do? That's that
Speaker 3: might be true. He has jerked off a horse before.
Speaker 1: On the I feel like is another angle here.
Speaker 3: All the trainings are doing it these days.
Speaker 1: Indiana Jones and Mike Rowe could be transmit because you know,
Speaker 1: they they got something to prove. You know, they're like,
Speaker 1: I'm the manliest fucking man in the world. I'm in
Speaker 1: the Temple of Doom. I'm in the the porta Potti
Speaker 1: clean up. Absolutely, no, that's something there that's true. I do.
Speaker 3: I think Ernest is another guy who I would call transmit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, Ernest scared.
Speaker 3: Stupid, you know, that's definitely he's he's a question mark
Speaker 3: for me. You know, Jim Varney, that actor, he's also
Speaker 3: really Yeah, he's a he's a hotty r p.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I I want to do a few of
Speaker 1: these in succession because, as you probably know from going
Speaker 1: on Twitter, there's a lot of debate about fictional characters
Speaker 1: being trans Of course, I ignored ones from like anime
Speaker 1: and stuff because that's just a little too inside base.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Yeah, that's too much for me. But
Speaker 1: I mean Peter Griffin, believe it or not, there was
Speaker 1: quite a lot of discourse if you type in Peter Griffin.
Speaker 3: Trans interesting, people are so bored cock. You never see
Speaker 3: his cock, you never see you never see his cock.
Speaker 3: And also again he'd be wearing a packer.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's got big as cities.
Speaker 3: You know, he's got that gay Boy, I think he's trans.
Speaker 3: Next one, I.
Speaker 1: Think he's trans. I think what about doctor Egman.
Speaker 3: You never you never see you never see his cock,
Speaker 3: you never see you never see his cock. And I'm
Speaker 3: just realizing this now, but I would have said, yes,
Speaker 3: but I never see his cock in Sonic, he never
Speaker 3: shows it. I mean the name alone, Yes, the name alone.
Speaker 1: The name alone. That's that's the second man. That's the
Speaker 1: clues we were talking earlier about the clues that they leave,
Speaker 1: you know they got they leave the clu Yes, absolutely,
Speaker 1: Shaggy from Scooby Doo, you never you know what, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm realizing, I think are the same. Never
Speaker 1: see his cop and Scooby Doo.
Speaker 3: And that really is like an indication to me that
Speaker 3: maybe maybe he's trans, Maybe he's trans mask.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe he's Do we do we see Kyle
Speaker 1: from South Park's cock at any point? We never see it?
Speaker 3: About Kenny, we never see I think we do. Do
Speaker 3: we see Kenny's cock? I think Kenny is the most
Speaker 3: trans mask all the South Park guys.
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 3: But yeah, we never see Kyle's cock, so he could
Speaker 3: also never see Kyle could also be trans. There's no
Speaker 3: there's no way to tell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kendall Roy in succession. This was a very serious
Speaker 1: one too. Those people like genuinely like, I think Kendall
Speaker 1: Roy is coded as a trans woman.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't think we ever. That would
Speaker 3: explain how his how his father treats him. He's like
Speaker 3: a right way Republican and yeah, disappointed he like he
Speaker 3: does cut a mean and again didn't he try to.
Speaker 1: Be a DJ once? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And you never see his cock either.
Speaker 1: You never see his cock.
Speaker 3: But he does have a kid. So, but they're adopted,
Speaker 3: aren't they? I thought they were adopted.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I thought that was adopted kids.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the kids cock?
Speaker 3: I know I would never. I would never.
Speaker 1: I was tempted to agree with you at first, but
Speaker 1: that is kind of making me real.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad, Yeah you never. That's that's my angle
Speaker 3: that I'm bringing to them. I'm going to join the
Speaker 3: transvestigation circles and make everyone pissed off at me because
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm gonna be like, we've never we can't
Speaker 3: say for sure, we don't know.
Speaker 2: So what do you think would happen if a trans
Speaker 2: person came out and said, yeah, I'm a double flipper,
Speaker 2: like and just started like trolling.
Speaker 3: That's a good question, that.
Speaker 1: Would be a really good idea. I think they would
Speaker 1: instantly be like, No, that person is definitely a quadruple.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a quadritriple triple flipper, a triple flipper exactly. Like
Speaker 3: I think, at what point do we what do we
Speaker 3: think we would need to do? I think to like
Speaker 3: Austin powers fimbot explode these people's brains. I think that
Speaker 3: we if we convinced them that there's this third gender
Speaker 3: that they don't quite know about, and you know, we
Speaker 3: convince them that we don't know what's going on down
Speaker 3: there for this third there's like a mystery gender with
Speaker 3: something like an an elephant trunk with with a shaft
Speaker 3: that's like hollow, you know, so it's like like imagine
Speaker 3: like tentacles like multiple like dog nipples going down the hole.
Speaker 3: And it looks like the survivor car. You have the
Speaker 3: perfect the perfect man to survive a car crash. Yes, exactly, yeah,
Speaker 3: and we say, oh, like woody hair, that's Woody Harrelson.
Speaker 3: He's that actually actually like that third gender. And then
Speaker 3: he's the third gender with the long dog nipples and
Speaker 3: the elephant, and then they all turn, they turn on
Speaker 3: each other to try and decide what what what features
Speaker 3: the this third this mystery gender has you know, I think, ah,
Speaker 3: I think that's the way to destroy them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have my own theory that I think that,
Speaker 1: And this is actually quite genuine, but I think that,
Speaker 1: like if you're so, if you were like Cis for
Speaker 1: like twenty years and then you transitioned for like twenty
Speaker 1: five years, and then you're like forty six years old
Speaker 1: and you're like, I'm de transitioning. Okay, You've lived most
Speaker 1: of your life as a double flipper as the other gender. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so when you transitioned back, wouldn't you still just be transgender?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're well, I mean that's the argument I make. Actually,
Speaker 3: that's and you never see your sound either, Yeah, you
Speaker 3: never never see it. Yeah, so you don't know. You
Speaker 3: can't know. I mean, that's like the argument I make.
Speaker 3: And like the episode last season where I interviewed the
Speaker 3: woman who de transitioned and.
Speaker 1: I mean doctor Eggman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I interviewed doctor Eggman, had him on the show. No,
Speaker 2: in all seriousness, she was formerly living as a transman,
Speaker 2: de transitioned and now she has to have electrolysis and
Speaker 2: vocal training and breast reconstruction, so she's literally living the
Speaker 2: life of of a doll.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, she's you know, doing all the same
Speaker 3: like all the same, all the same tea. Yeah she's
Speaker 3: got Yeah, that sounds.
Speaker 1: Fine, sounds fine.
Speaker 4: Maybe all double flips.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you know I think it's double flip.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think if we've learned anything today, it's that
Speaker 1: I don't think that all of this transvestigation stuff is
Speaker 1: I don't think they're doing it to appease molock.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's like a big QAnon sacrificing children
Speaker 1: their blood thing. I think it's all about just doing
Speaker 1: it because it's fine.
Speaker 3: Like a demon demon, some kind of demons, because it's
Speaker 3: like Illuminati, he eats kids.
Speaker 1: Okay, chrome, Yeah, there's a big statue a type guy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: In my transvestigations skimming, I saw a thing, a photo
Speaker 2: of Madonna and Dolly Parton both wearing an eye patch.
Speaker 2: Dolly Parton wears an eye patch on her most recent album,
Speaker 2: and then Madonna were an eye patch for like the
Speaker 2: Madam X thing, and I thought it was really funny,
Speaker 2: Like the post wasn't even saying anything about adrenochrome, but
Speaker 2: they were like, Oh, they must have had a facial
Speaker 2: feminization surgery done and they're wearing.
Speaker 1: In one eye and one eye.
Speaker 3: And then the other person somebody commented and said, maybe
Speaker 3: it's to hide the fact that they've been taking adrenochrome. Again, Yes,
Speaker 3: it's the high. It's just you have to cover one eye.
Speaker 1: You needed to cover.
Speaker 3: You can't, Yes, you have.
Speaker 4: They got a third nipple over their eye.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it has to heal because that eye is missing.
Speaker 1: I it's it's an eight ball. It's one of those
Speaker 1: novelty eyeballs.
Speaker 3: That looks like an eight ball and you have to
Speaker 3: shake it and it tells you that's the sign. I
Speaker 3: don't really know, or it could happen, or it's the future. Sorry,
Speaker 3: what were we saying before? I so rudely cut us
Speaker 3: off about the point you're making about transvestigations. Oh, I
Speaker 3: have no clue.
Speaker 1: My point was that it's fun.
Speaker 3: Okay, it is fun. It's fun. It's for fun. It
Speaker 3: is fun to try and put yourself in the mind
Speaker 3: of these people and just try to imagine how they
Speaker 3: even get here. But yeah, yes, to join the mindset
Speaker 3: to join the crew. Yeah, before we let you go, Hesse,
Speaker 3: is there anything you would like to promote? Would you
Speaker 3: like to plug yourself? Yes, listen to my podcast Seeking Derangements.
Speaker 3: You can find it on Patreon and you can find
Speaker 3: it on you know, Twitter and Instagram as well. We
Speaker 3: have a good Instagram account. And also listen to Choppo
Speaker 3: trap House Movie Mindset if you love movies and you
Speaker 3: want to hear some.
Speaker 1: Good movie talk. Yeah, listen to those. Hessa's great. Thank you,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for coming and you so.
Speaker 3: Much for having me.
Speaker 2: I want to ask you one last question, Hesse, who
Speaker 2: is the one celebrity? Who is your one celebrity who
Speaker 2: could never be trying.
Speaker 3: To gender us?
Speaker 1: You answered that that was good.
Speaker 3: That was good.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Ellen will always and forever be assess female. Yes, absolutely, yes,
Speaker 3: I questions you want to take some calls now, Jamie. Yes,
Speaker 3: I would love to take some calls.
Speaker 1: Baby. I'm ready for those calls, baby.
Speaker 6: So I've been casually hooking up with this guy for
Speaker 6: a while now.
Speaker 5: He's in his early.
Speaker 6: Thirties, has a pretty decent job, but of course he
Speaker 6: is an aspiring rapper paying for studio time. Pull out
Speaker 6: social media everything, And I have friends that are musicians
Speaker 6: and that's fine. The issue live I've listened to it
Speaker 6: and it's okay. I can't say I've heard.
Speaker 5: Anything that's really impressed me yet, So I'm just wondering, like,
Speaker 5: should I just shut up and get over it, be supportive,
Speaker 5: continue being a silent hater.
Speaker 6: It doesn't matter anyways, because we're never going.
Speaker 1: To get together.
Speaker 5: Seriously, Like, what what should I do?
Speaker 6: You guys?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh my better?
Speaker 5: You guys should go listen to that?
Speaker 1: All right? Bye?
Speaker 6: Ah?
Speaker 4: Thanks? Did you say my music was better? Oh? Thank
Speaker 4: you so much, dude.
Speaker 1: This is I'm so glad you took those problem to us.
Speaker 1: So our prime listener is dating a fake EMC, dating
Speaker 1: a sucker MC, which is an epidemic in the city
Speaker 1: of Atlanta. True, there's soccer EMCs everywhere. Yes, all right,
Speaker 1: well you could. Oh man, you can literally be like
Speaker 1: the girl from like every one of those like shitty
Speaker 1: like hip hop, mean like pages like you need to
Speaker 1: find someone who's gonna stick by you through thick and thin.
Speaker 1: You can you need to be like Britney Murphy an
Speaker 1: eight mile just like just you gotta you gotta get
Speaker 1: fucking pregnant with this guy and just let him. He's
Speaker 1: gonna take you to the top, like you just you
Speaker 1: can't him in all honesty though, I love I love
Speaker 1: the honesty of being like his music is so mid Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's kind of like Kristen wig Uh and Dewey Cox.
Speaker 1: He's like, I love you, Dewey, You're never gonna make it.
Speaker 1: Like every time she like calls up, he's like, honey,
Speaker 1: I just opened for the Big Bopper and Elvis. And
Speaker 1: she's like, oh that's great. You're not You're still trying
Speaker 1: this dream of being a big rock star.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: If I were her, I would, I mean, this is
Speaker 2: just why we do. I would be honest to be like,
Speaker 2: you know what, maybe I don't get it hunt, maybe.
Speaker 1: It's not for me. You know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm not the target audience. I don't know, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I would tell him that, you know, we can have
Speaker 2: great sex, but I just we got to listen to
Speaker 2: something else.
Speaker 1: See does he listen to his own music?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: You know, he doesn't know. I don't think that's that
Speaker 1: is coret. If he does, then no question, break up
Speaker 1: with it.
Speaker 3: And I tell you, I have no question, And I
Speaker 3: have gotten in ubers where I can tell they're playing
Speaker 3: their own music. They're playing their own music. Yeah, I've
Speaker 3: heard of this happen. I don't know if this has
Speaker 3: happened to me or not.
Speaker 1: Yes, And it was like a whole album and it
Speaker 1: was hare that sounds awful. That sounds so bad? That
Speaker 1: does there is? I mean one though, Like damn, I
Speaker 1: love this question. There's so much here, like because that
Speaker 1: is such like that's that's just men.
Speaker 3: Have fragile egos. That really should be honest about that,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 4: No, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: Like it would be different if you were dating like
Speaker 1: an avantage noise artist, and then you could pretty easily
Speaker 1: be like, look, I think what you're doing is cool,
Speaker 1: but it's not my thing, and you might want to
Speaker 1: start applying. You might you might want to have your job.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you might want to have.
Speaker 1: To look at some line cook jobs at some point
Speaker 1: in the future. But you might have to drive for uper.
Speaker 1: You know, if he's a rapper, Like, like something tells
Speaker 1: me this, this listener probably UH knows the difference between
Speaker 1: uh a good rapper and a bad rapper, So I
Speaker 1: feel like she could suss out a fake MC A
Speaker 1: sucker MC, and I feel like she smells sucker MC
Speaker 1: all over this guy, and that is really really funny
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 3: You can't build a relationship off off of suckram.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't. You can't.
Speaker 1: Relationships are not built from whack beats, stale ass rhymes,
Speaker 1: fucking and it makes gas flows like like no, you
Speaker 1: need someone with.
Speaker 4: Fucking hard ass bars like fresh ass beat.
Speaker 1: Is he making his own beats?
Speaker 4: Like is he?
Speaker 1: That's another thing I want to know, Like is he
Speaker 1: like actually like serious about this, Like is he like grinding?
Speaker 1: Is this like fucking jpeg mafia just like doing like
Speaker 1: crazy beats and like screaming his brains off and just
Speaker 1: like like actually like putting in the effort or is
Speaker 1: this just some guy who's like his friend downloaded able tons. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like wrapping over fucking like royalty free like YouTube beats.
Speaker 1: Like if it's something like that, you should have absolutely
Speaker 1: no shame and being like baby, either take this shit
Speaker 1: more seriously or you know, you got to put in
Speaker 1: more shifts at all of garden truly?
Speaker 4: Yeah, is he getting shows?
Speaker 1: Like is there? Because I mean it's one thing if
Speaker 1: the music's bad, you know, I believe me, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: want to be with someone who's making bad music either,
Speaker 1: because that's like embarrassing. But I mean, if the money's there, like.
Speaker 4: If he's if there's like actually like a path forward,
Speaker 4: you know, that's.
Speaker 1: Different, like it's it's there's some legitimacy there.
Speaker 3: It sounds like there isn't there because it sounds more
Speaker 3: like he's spending the money on this dream versus making
Speaker 3: it on the dream.
Speaker 1: In all honesty, a relationship question like it shouldn't come
Speaker 1: down to the quality of his music. I think if
Speaker 1: you if you don't think she's she's doesn't even tell
Speaker 1: that she's considering it.
Speaker 4: Doesn't Yeah, this isn't reading to me like.
Speaker 1: This is reading to me more like she's gonna have
Speaker 1: sex with this guy, probably until she gets bored of it.
Speaker 1: And the fact that he's a bad rapper is very
Speaker 1: funny and she wanted to tell and I really appreciate that. Listener,
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you shared this with me. The story
Speaker 1: makes me very happy. I think this is so funny.
Speaker 2: And just know that you're not alone, because there's probably
Speaker 2: a lot of horrible rappers out there that are trying.
Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, And the fact that, Like, honestly, you should
Speaker 1: feel good about yourself that you're fucking the rat man
Speaker 1: for just just for sex, like just for the pure
Speaker 1: joy of having sex. And you're not because some people
Speaker 1: will fuck these guys because they think they're cool. You know,
Speaker 1: some people will be like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: He really shows Rice to shoot a music video.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyone can play shows. Anyone can do that shit,
Speaker 1: Like like, that's not then you are. You are living
Speaker 1: the dream. You are having sex for the pure carnal
Speaker 1: joy of having sex, and that is not. That is
Speaker 1: something beauty translated ends supports. Yeah, we fully.
Speaker 4: Stand by fucking and such looking and getting it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so I think you should continue to do
Speaker 1: that as long as the sex continues to stay good.
Speaker 1: I honestly, if you want to share this privately with us,
Speaker 1: I would love to hear his music. We won't play
Speaker 1: it on the show, but me and Carmen will probably
Speaker 1: check it out privately, and so I would like to
Speaker 1: see like maybe I maybe I'm like, damn, listener, you're
Speaker 1: sleeping on this.
Speaker 4: This guy is sick.
Speaker 1: This is like the next young thug, like this is awesome.
Speaker 3: It could be you know, I try to start listeners
Speaker 3: taste level I do too. All right, Hi, I have
Speaker 3: been working on getting my ex girlfriend's girlfriend at job.
Speaker 1: Why and I broke up with.
Speaker 5: This kind of ex girlfriend because she wants.
Speaker 1: To be in a polycule base girl she was already
Speaker 1: doing before. It was like a complex situation.
Speaker 3: The problem is it's that I think I'm following for
Speaker 3: my ex girlfriend's girlfriend.
Speaker 1: It's like like a bit older than me, but you know,
Speaker 1: I'm like more experienced than like trends stuff. So it's
Speaker 1: just like the situation where I have I'm.
Speaker 3: Like mdoming.
Speaker 1: Like two years older than me.
Speaker 3: A woman who is like dating one of my best
Speaker 3: friends and also exes. I'm like against polycules for myself.
Speaker 1: But real, I don't know what to do, Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: all right. At first, I want to say, do not
Speaker 1: be intrigued, do not do not tap the glass, turn
Speaker 1: around like you don't you don't want you don't want
Speaker 1: no part of this, dewey.
Speaker 4: No, you don't want no part of this dewey.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no no.
Speaker 4: It's called a poly coool of trans women.
Speaker 1: Dewey. Yeah, it smells horrible and everyone gets sad all
Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, I think I do want some part
Speaker 1: of that. I think it's so fucking funny how queer people,
Speaker 1: especially like queer like trans women, like queer women, and
Speaker 1: lesbians are always.
Speaker 4: Like, it's a two year age gap.
Speaker 1: Am I a pedophile? A two year age two years?
Speaker 1: So what? What's really the what? What's the crux of
Speaker 1: the problem here?
Speaker 2: So she's still friends with her ex girlfriend and it's
Speaker 2: being her ex girlfriend's current girlfriend. Because lesbians, of course.
Speaker 3: Classic you know, they could be bisexual, don't want to,
Speaker 3: don't want to practice bio racial.
Speaker 1: This day, they could.
Speaker 3: Know.
Speaker 2: Lesbianic sapphiic relationships always end up like this. I feel
Speaker 2: like I've been around them enough. I've never been in one,
Speaker 2: but I've been around them enough to just know how
Speaker 2: they stay in each other's lives as friends because they
Speaker 2: have like this deep sisterly bond.
Speaker 1: I know what goes on. I don't know what goes on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very it's very petrovon Kant. There's a lot of yearning,
Speaker 1: a lot of morose solitudeness, obligation to.
Speaker 2: This person, even though you're no longer with this person.
Speaker 2: So your mistake started with I'm helping my ex girlfriend's
Speaker 2: girlfriend get a job. First one problem is right there.
Speaker 1: But I will say, just like it sounds like something
Speaker 1: the listeners doing out of like like the kindness of
Speaker 1: their heart, and the show we endure we do not
Speaker 1: endorse polycules, but we do endorse kindness.
Speaker 3: So you can practice friendship without being in a polycule.
Speaker 1: Well, this is I'm gonna say this now because I
Speaker 1: don't know if we've explicitly said this on the show,
Speaker 1: but the The Beauty Translated official stance on polycules, at
Speaker 1: least speaking for myself.
Speaker 3: I agree.
Speaker 1: I agree with whatever you're This is something that gay
Speaker 1: men have right and like trans women have wrong, and
Speaker 1: that is that you can just you can just fuck,
Speaker 1: like you can just have sex, like you can just
Speaker 1: have no strings attached sex, and it doesn't have to
Speaker 1: be like, oh this is my partner.
Speaker 3: Now we're in a relationship, Now we're in like group text.
Speaker 1: Now I can maybe understand the logic of like threples
Speaker 1: and polyamorous relationships if if that's your thing, I don't
Speaker 1: think legitimately you want to shit on it too much.
Speaker 1: But I will say I don't see the need for
Speaker 1: like this like rat king of like partners like that
Speaker 1: like that, just from my experience knowing a lot of
Speaker 1: trans people like that, Like, it's just it. I've just
Speaker 1: had to console too many bitches who are like I
Speaker 1: broke up with my partner of four weeks and it
Speaker 1: was the first time I was really ever in love.
Speaker 4: And it's like, bitch, you have three other golfriends. What
Speaker 4: are we doing here? Why are we even like why
Speaker 4: are you this upset? Like what's happening?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: Yeah, But gay men can be in like long term relationships,
Speaker 1: be like married, stay together forever.
Speaker 4: And there's fuck people on the side. They bring people in.
Speaker 1: And fuck them. They secretly fuck other people. They're like, honey,
Speaker 1: how is your day? And they're like, oh what. I
Speaker 1: walked down and get the mail and the postman was
Speaker 1: wearing those shorts and he winked at me, and I
Speaker 1: took him inside and fucked him in the house. How
Speaker 1: was your sweetheart?
Speaker 7: He's like, yeah, oh, I went to go look at
Speaker 7: some used cars because the Honda's leaking oil. And I
Speaker 7: had a threesome at the Honda dealership. And it's like
Speaker 7: and then they and then they fuck, and then they
Speaker 7: watch a rerun of like Will and Grace and that fuck.
Speaker 3: I don't know that every fucking yeah exact.
Speaker 1: I think that's cool. And I think more people that
Speaker 1: are like like looking towards like amor Polly Amoritzy should
Speaker 1: should consider the way of the gay man, because that
Speaker 1: is something I really think they have figured out.
Speaker 3: It reminds me of like the old school practice of
Speaker 3: like marrying whoever you fucked, and you would like have
Speaker 3: like eight ex wives or eight ex husbands because yeah,
Speaker 3: you wouldn't have sex with them until you're married. But yeah,
Speaker 3: and it's just like you can literally just have sex
Speaker 3: with them. You don't have to marry every single That's.
Speaker 1: Also what happens in the movie walk Hard where Dewey
Speaker 1: Cox has married the Kristen Wig and then he won't
Speaker 1: have sex with the girl from the office until they
Speaker 1: get married, and then Kristin wigwalks in and he's married twice.
Speaker 1: I believe Elvis also did this too, like in real
Speaker 1: life if the movie Priscilla's accurate.
Speaker 4: So, yeah, you're dating lesbian Elvis?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 4: Is that what I'm gathering?
Speaker 3: That's what we're gathering here?
Speaker 4: All right, let's I think we're losing what is the problem, Like,
Speaker 4: what is the like they have.
Speaker 2: A crush on this person, okay that their ex girlfriend
Speaker 2: doesn't a relationship with and I think, yes, polycule multi
Speaker 2: multiple partners aside. I think the fact that it's your
Speaker 2: ex girlfriend's current partner, I think that's enough to just
Speaker 2: not Yeah, I have to agree.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like this is I feel like, uh,
Speaker 1: this is just a classic like uh, it breaks girl code.
Speaker 1: You know, you know, it's like this is something that
Speaker 1: like it already sounds like you're conflicted on and it
Speaker 1: already sounds like you're like you're conflicted on it, and
Speaker 1: you know, damn well why you're conflicted on it. And
Speaker 1: you know, like this is going to be something that
Speaker 1: is like messy in a way that I don't think
Speaker 1: you want to deal with.
Speaker 2: But secretly I think she does, you know. I think, like,
Speaker 2: secretly every trance girl loves a messy life.
Speaker 1: Cha. Yes, I know it's true.
Speaker 3: We need a healing, we need stability.
Speaker 1: But you don't. You don't want to be Petrevon Khan.
Speaker 1: You don't want to be this Slowly to me, Petrevon
Speaker 1: Khant is a amazing one of the best movies ever.
Speaker 1: It's a Rainer Werner Fastpender film where the Rainer Werner
Speaker 1: Fast he was like, no different, a different German guy
Speaker 1: that's gay and died in like nineteen eighty but made
Speaker 1: like a billion movies and no, actually the way he
Speaker 1: was really cool. He said he was a bad like
Speaker 1: coke head and alcoholic. And according to the story, which
Speaker 1: I want to believe is not apocryphal, is that he
Speaker 1: famously said, like, this is the last line of coke
Speaker 1: I'm doing. This is for I'm quitting after this, I'm
Speaker 1: quitting drinking. I'm quitting doing coke. And he did one
Speaker 1: big ass line of coke and a heart attack and died,
Speaker 1: which is so pimp so cool. He was a queer
Speaker 1: German filmmaker that made a lot of great movies, and
Speaker 1: Petremont cont is, like this, it's probably my favorite, and
Speaker 1: it's like this very like it's the story of this
Speaker 1: like bitter, lonely like fashion designer who's like got pretty
Speaker 1: much everything in the world that she could ask for,
Speaker 1: but she falls for this like young woman that she
Speaker 1: meets like immediately, and it's just such a classic fucking
Speaker 1: like it's every fucking lesbian relationship, Like she falls for
Speaker 1: this girl like immediately, and then the girl like gets
Speaker 1: what she wants out of her and then like leaves
Speaker 1: her and she's like, I can't believe you've done this
Speaker 1: to me. And she has like one person in her
Speaker 1: life that's like genuinely nice to her that she treats
Speaker 1: like shit, And.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sounds a little bit like notes on a Scandal.
Speaker 1: It is a little It honestly is a little bit
Speaker 1: like notes on a Scandal.
Speaker 4: Uh, Barbara, Yes, yeah, you want to fuck me, Petra.
Speaker 3: That's actually in today's episode.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So yeah, looping back, like, you don't want to
Speaker 1: end up like that. You don't wanna you don't want
Speaker 1: to burn your bridges. You don't want to be this
Speaker 1: person that has this like tangled messy life, because you will,
Speaker 1: You'll just you'll just be chained to those regrets. And
Speaker 1: like I know, like there's a lot of people who think, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm really gonna regret it if I like don't pursue
Speaker 1: this relationship. But like, I don't know, that's something you
Speaker 1: really have to weigh for yourself, because it sounds like
Speaker 1: that there's a lot of kind of like tangled, messy
Speaker 1: like fraid ends here that I just I don't really
Speaker 1: are really sure. Like ex girlfriend's girlfriends, Like there's just
Speaker 1: I don't know about it, but I will say, looping
Speaker 1: back to my original like advice, like, I think if
Speaker 1: this could be just like some like casual sex kind
Speaker 1: of thing, go for it.
Speaker 4: As long as it's casual and consensual.
Speaker 1: And like everyone's chill, Yeah, go for it. Like I
Speaker 1: think that's fine, but that's not quite the vibe I
Speaker 1: was getting from the call.
Speaker 3: So oh yeah, it sounds like there's like yearning and
Speaker 3: all of that involved pin yeah and all of that,
Speaker 3: So you know, I think it's a yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: I think I think. Also another another firm hard beauty
Speaker 1: translated rule is just get late, like just like you know,
Speaker 1: like if that post not clear, if it's not messy, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: if it's not gonna be messy, you know, you don't
Speaker 1: have to like complicate this with like, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: making like five new partners or whatever. Like sex is
Speaker 1: like not I hate to be this person, but like
Speaker 1: some people treat sex as like this like super like
Speaker 1: secret show like woo wu like type of thing, especially lesbians, Yes,
Speaker 1: especially lesbians, and they're like and also for the record,
Speaker 1: I can say all this because I'm bisexual and I've
Speaker 1: been with a sleigh plussy and I can say all
Speaker 1: this because I'm homophobic. So yes, that's why we work together.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, like I think I think I think
Speaker 3: we should probably wrap it up here.
Speaker 5: Huh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think those are two problems that
Speaker 1: are solved and that we made their life better. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And if you want to fud somebody else in other words, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: go go fuck a lot of people. Hostnut Clarity.
Speaker 1: If you listener currently listening, are wondering who you should
Speaker 1: have sex with and want us to let you to
Speaker 1: dictate your sex life, you can kill us in Please
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Speaker 1: your problems will make them worse. And thanks for listening, guys.
Speaker 2: Tune in next week. We'll be chatting with one of
Speaker 2: my friends, Taylor Snyder, the traveling career girl.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she whips. I love her. She's so pretty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so cool, See you next week.
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