1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:03,760 Speaker 1: The Jubile Show on demand. 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:05,920 Speaker 2: It's another Jewbile Phone Frank. 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:15,880 Speaker 1: Weekday mornings on the twenties. Hello, we can do this 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,919 Speaker 1: the easy way or we can do it the hard way. 5 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:22,439 Speaker 1: Which one is it going to be? Who isn't this 6 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:24,600 Speaker 1: is Beth? Correct? 7 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:25,960 Speaker 2: What? 8 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:26,720 Speaker 1: Yes? 9 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:27,319 Speaker 2: This is Beth? 10 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 1: Hi, Beth? How are you? My name is Pete Deakins, 11 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:34,800 Speaker 1: and I am officially making a citizen's arrest. 12 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:37,040 Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. 13 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:39,560 Speaker 1: What I'm talking about is I don't know if you 14 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:42,800 Speaker 1: heard me or not. This is an official citizens arrest. 15 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:49,239 Speaker 1: So you, ma'am, are under arrest. You want to do 16 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:50,920 Speaker 1: it the easy way or the hard way? 17 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:54,440 Speaker 2: I don't what are you talking about? Who are you? 18 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:55,680 Speaker 2: I don't even know who this is. 19 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:58,639 Speaker 1: Well, once again, I'll identify myself since I'm officially making 20 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:00,840 Speaker 1: a citizen's arrest. I read online that that's what you 21 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:03,160 Speaker 1: need to do. My name is Pete Eakins, and I 22 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:05,880 Speaker 1: am making a citizen's arrest for reckless driving. I was 23 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,840 Speaker 1: behind you the other day and you cut me off, 24 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:09,880 Speaker 1: and I was flagging you down because I was going 25 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:11,520 Speaker 1: to make a citizens arrest right there on the spot. 26 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 1: But I took down your license plate, and I found 27 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 1: your phone number, and here we are. You're under citizens arrest. 28 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:16,880 Speaker 1: Either I can come bake up or you can meet 29 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:17,600 Speaker 1: me at the precinct. 30 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:21,759 Speaker 2: Oh you're that that was behind me? 31 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:24,640 Speaker 1: Are you near a public park right now? By any chance? 32 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,200 Speaker 1: What are you a. 33 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 2: Business where I am? I'm not telling you where I am. 34 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:31,520 Speaker 2: You're creepy, You're creeping me out. 35 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:34,679 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead attack on another charge for swearing 36 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,280 Speaker 1: near a public park. I think that's law, and I 37 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:39,759 Speaker 1: think you broke it, and I'm making a citizen's arrest 38 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:40,200 Speaker 1: number two. 39 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:43,119 Speaker 2: I don't think you know where I am, So if 40 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,440 Speaker 2: you know where I am, I'm going to have you 41 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:47,840 Speaker 2: arrested for sulking. How about that, you weirdo? You're oh, 42 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:50,280 Speaker 2: I cut you off in traffic the other day, and 43 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 2: you're calling me to make a citizens arrest. This is 44 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:53,440 Speaker 2: what I'm meant. 45 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:56,160 Speaker 1: I'm not calling you to make a citizen's arrest. I've 46 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,160 Speaker 1: already made the citizens arrest. You're under citizens arrest. 47 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,680 Speaker 2: You a very good job, because I'm not arrested. 48 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:06,000 Speaker 1: You are under citizens arrest, ma'am for cutting me off 49 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:09,240 Speaker 1: in traffic and reckless driving. And also the swear word 50 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:12,320 Speaker 1: you just used, and harassment. I'm tacking on another charge 51 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:15,840 Speaker 1: for calling me a weirdo. So there's three charges. Hardware 52 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:17,680 Speaker 1: or easy way? What's it gonna be? 53 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:22,560 Speaker 2: Arrest yourself for harassment? You're harassing me, honking at me 54 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:26,600 Speaker 2: in traffic, acting like a crazy person driving on the freeway, 55 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 2: and harassing me on the phone. 56 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:30,520 Speaker 1: Okay, So do I need to get the real cops 57 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:32,679 Speaker 1: to come down to your place and arrest you officially? 58 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:35,400 Speaker 1: Because I've already issued a citizens I've already issued a 59 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,679 Speaker 1: citizen's arrest. I've asked you if you want to do 60 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:39,239 Speaker 1: it the nice way or the easy way. We could 61 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 1: have met up at the police station and handled this 62 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:47,920 Speaker 1: like mature adults, but instead you're failing to be apprehended. 63 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:50,680 Speaker 2: I'm gonna make a citizens arrest on you. How about 64 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:53,639 Speaker 2: that you are under citizens arrest for stalking and harassment. 65 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:56,480 Speaker 1: You can't make a citizen's arrest what you're already under 66 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:57,280 Speaker 1: citizens arrest? 67 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:00,400 Speaker 2: You're making up the rules, so I'm gonna make up 68 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:00,960 Speaker 2: my own rule. 69 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:05,120 Speaker 1: You're under citizens arrest battle, citizen's arrest battle, we got 70 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,240 Speaker 1: one on her hands, I guess, huh, So you're now 71 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 1: under citizens arrest for impersonating a citizen who's arresting somebody. 72 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,720 Speaker 1: It's like impersonating a police officer. I read it online. 73 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,320 Speaker 2: I am, I'm a citizen, and you're under arrest. 74 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:20,079 Speaker 1: You're under arrest. You're under citizens arrest. You're under arrest, 75 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:21,440 Speaker 1: you're under arrest. 76 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 2: Okay, well, I guess we're both under arrest. So I'm 77 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,800 Speaker 2: gonna let you go now and have the real cops 78 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,400 Speaker 2: come arrest me. If you think you can actually do that. 79 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,840 Speaker 1: Okay, well, well then I'm gonna go now. 80 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 2: I'm gonna get off the phone. 81 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 1: Let's I don't go. I don't do that because I 82 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 1: haven't told you that. I'm also issuing a citizens arrest 83 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:44,240 Speaker 1: on your friend Angel. What How do you know Angel, 84 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:46,080 Speaker 1: because she's the one who set up this phone prank. 85 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,840 Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from the Jewbel Show doing a 86 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:51,120 Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your friend Angel set you up. 87 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:55,960 Speaker 1: She said she was in the car with you the 88 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 1: other day when you cut somebody off and they were 89 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 1: freaking out, and she wanted them to call you an 90 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,920 Speaker 1: issue of citizen's arrest. So there you go, officially a convict. 91 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,600 Speaker 1: The Jubile Show on Demand