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Speaker 1: It's a fact. I know a lot. And I'm when

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Speaker 1: I when I'm hesitating to say most famous people, like

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Speaker 1: how many famous people that are. I I mean famous

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Speaker 1: five percent of famous people. Like and what does no mean?

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Speaker 1: I've met Justin Timberlake twice. I don't know him. I

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Speaker 1: right now. I haven't met Taylor Swift, I know, but

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Speaker 1: I know older. I know Katie Kirk, I know Ellen,

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Speaker 1: I know Gail King, haven't met, don't know Oprah Um,

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Speaker 1: Slash of Metgaga, Like I know a decent amount of

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Speaker 1: year old musical artist, but of my generation, like of

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Speaker 1: tell you celebrities that are not assholes. This is not

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Speaker 1: to tell you about celebrities that are definitively not assholes.

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Speaker 1: I'm not ready. Maybe on my deathbed and maybe a soon,

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Speaker 1: or I'll tell you about celebrities that are assholes. So

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Speaker 1: here are celebrities who are not assholes. So Kelly Rippa

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Speaker 1: Aska right now. I've never asked her for a single thing.

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Speaker 1: So Kelly Rippa is definitively not an asshole. There are

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Speaker 1: Kevin Nealen is so the opposite of an asshole, and

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Speaker 1: She is so cool and nice and real sea beyond

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Speaker 1: and not an asshole. Opposite of an asshole. And there

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Speaker 1: McConaughey is completely not an asshole. Of course, you can

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Speaker 1: I actually do know. Ryan's seacrest is the opposite of

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Speaker 1: Lady Gaga is just cool. Lady Gaga when I met

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Speaker 1: me feel better when I wasn't feeling well. Like that's

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Speaker 1: the opposite of an asshole. Gabrielle Reese married to Larat

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Speaker 1: Messing opposite of an asshole. Susan Sandon met her years

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Speaker 1: Sarah Jessica Parker's is not an asshole? Should we make

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Speaker 1: hold is the opposite of an asshole? Hold is great?

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Speaker 1: By the way, I can't think of one person at

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Speaker 1: don't know that group as well. Tell me if you

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Speaker 1: like this game, I certainly like it. But what I

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Speaker 1: And that based on what I know from you guys

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Speaker 1: biggest opposite of an asshole, like and the reason I'm

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Speaker 1: giving opposite of asshole awards is because like they've gone

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Speaker 1: opposite of an asshole, and I'm gonna give you receipts.

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Speaker 1: Why So, I don't know if I was on Instagram

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I met him in Miami at an event,

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Speaker 1: and I would never I would never repeat it. But

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Speaker 1: him just making a joke about it. Not the number.

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Speaker 1: I would never repat the number, but I'm sure he's

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Speaker 1: made jokes about that in his act. He has actually,

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Speaker 1: But when I was going to do stand up for

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Speaker 1: messaged people that I know and like bullshit, no, you know,

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Speaker 1: Ellen DeGeneres responded, and you know other people. But Chris

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Speaker 1: Rock responded in multiple paragraphs with detail. I could tell

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Speaker 1: what he said i'd make I would never share, like

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Speaker 1: what she said to me. That was her second line.

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Speaker 1: He said, I'd make sure I did it privately, like

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Speaker 1: but I did get last by the way. Two, I

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Speaker 1: very intimate. It's not a group activity. The best comics

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Speaker 1: role solo. Great advice. Did that? Also, make sure you

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Speaker 1: a woman named lim Copleit, so Lynn call me because

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Speaker 1: special and meanwhile, it's funny because he says, make sure

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Speaker 1: gonna end because he felt in his recent special selective outrage.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, Chris Rock is my number one opposite of

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Speaker 1: an asshole because he does not need to go into

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Speaker 1: like he could be like, you know, just be yourself.

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Speaker 1: Friends that I have that are stand up comedians gave

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Speaker 1: less than Chris Rock. He's getting number one opposite of

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Speaker 1: asshole award. So if you like this, which I know

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Speaker 1: and I'll keep a list of assholes and non assholes

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Speaker 1: and one day will pop the asshole panyata. Not today,