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<v Speaker 1>Ridiculous Crime is a production of iHeartRadio.

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<v Speaker 2>Yo, Elizabeth Dutton.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey is Aaron Burnette.

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<v Speaker 2>It's me Burnett.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, hey is Aaron Burnette?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes for you? While you were Herenette? So, uh, do

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<v Speaker 2>you know what's ridiculous?

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<v Speaker 3>I do?

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<v Speaker 2>I do you want to share it with Aaron Burnett?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? I do want to share it with Annette? So mashups? No, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>no no no, Calm down, Calm down. I mean, technically,

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<v Speaker 3>I like to think of it as one product meeting

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<v Speaker 3>another product that are not in the same so like.

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<v Speaker 2>Rock meets rap and then all of a sudden, I

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<v Speaker 2>got the Judgment Nights soundtrack precisely.

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<v Speaker 3>That is exactly what that is. A mash up there,

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<v Speaker 3>but also those are two musical things. I like it

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<v Speaker 3>when it's like a clothing product and a food product,

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<v Speaker 3>or like you know, a bathroom product and a.

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<v Speaker 2>Sky skin of food product.

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<v Speaker 3>And yeah, come on, let's be honest. Okay, so this

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<v Speaker 3>isn't a mashup in my book, but it's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm listening.

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<v Speaker 3>It's I mean, it's food related. It's like ridiculous food,

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<v Speaker 3>which is going to be like my little sub segment

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<v Speaker 3>on this show ridiculous food. So the craft Heinz company familiar.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, ridiculous maker of fine ketchups and cheeses.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, they unveiled the Heines Remix Remix musical there it is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the first customizable and IoT internet of things like

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<v Speaker 3>touchscreen enabled digital sauce dispenser that is going to let,

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<v Speaker 3>as they say, consumers personalize their own flavor creations.

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<v Speaker 2>So I could like hack in and like make somebody's

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<v Speaker 2>sauce go crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, okay, So here's the thing. They tout that

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<v Speaker 3>it was developed in record speed six months from initial

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<v Speaker 3>brief to the physical product. Doesn't that feel like in

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<v Speaker 3>a movie. That's when it's like, oh, we did this

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<v Speaker 3>too fast, and then now it's going to like become

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<v Speaker 3>sentient to kill people.

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<v Speaker 2>With sauce sauce two thousand, Yes, like, no, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't do the proper testing anyway. There are over two

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<v Speaker 3>hundred potential sauce combinations.

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<v Speaker 2>Now Sky that is conscious.

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<v Speaker 3>It's part of their away from home division, which means

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<v Speaker 3>this doesn't go in your house unfortunately. Resis fine, just.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a fun, flirty thing for couples to do.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, oh, well, here's the thing Okay. So first

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<v Speaker 3>you select from a range of bases. So heinz ketchup,

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<v Speaker 3>ranch fifty seven sauce, and barbecue sauce.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so I'm making like a secret sauce out of these.

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<v Speaker 3>No, those are the that's the base, that's the foundation.

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<v Speaker 3>And then no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>One of one of them. Okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Then you personalize it further with one or more quote

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<v Speaker 3>enhancers Julapano or Gilapino, smoky chipotle cht is pretty good,

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<v Speaker 3>buffalo and mango.

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<v Speaker 2>Buffalo as in the flavor of the animality it's stirred

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<v Speaker 2>from buffalo.

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<v Speaker 3>And then the intensity level low medium are high, so

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<v Speaker 3>that someone out there can be brewing up high intensity

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<v Speaker 3>mango ranch.

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<v Speaker 2>I want low intensity buffalo ketchup.

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<v Speaker 3>That's good, right, No, I want high intensity, high intensity

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<v Speaker 3>smoky Chipotle. Well you can do more than one smoky Chipotle,

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<v Speaker 3>buffalo mango ranch.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, you're practically a food influencer at this point.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, pretty much.

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<v Speaker 2>That amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>So this, like I said, they're in restaurants and fine restaurants.

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<v Speaker 2>They also can I gift somebody one of these?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, What'sho's going to stop you? I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 3>stop you. It's you know, they're responding to consumer trends basically,

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<v Speaker 3>and they're disrupting the whole food service.

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<v Speaker 2>Does Sharper image still exists? Can I or go to

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<v Speaker 2>sharp exactly image?

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<v Speaker 3>Just go down to Sharper Image and tell me about

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<v Speaker 3>what happens when you ask for the Heines remix.

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<v Speaker 2>San Francisco's gone. I know that much.

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<v Speaker 3>I know it's still gone too. Is ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>That's wild.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything is us.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if you got a second, you know what else

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<v Speaker 2>is ridiculous? What? Okay? I got one for you, Elizabeth. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>last year I was I was reading about this this

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<v Speaker 2>socialite she lost her little baby, which happened to be

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<v Speaker 2>a dog. And the socialite she feared that her cute

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<v Speaker 2>little animal child had been stolen and was going to

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<v Speaker 2>be ransomed off. So you know, but this this sounds like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know that you're being hyperbolic. Why would you think that?

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<v Speaker 2>But she had good reason because she had been the

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<v Speaker 2>victim of a like a target of thieves and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>talking like the Bling Ring, right, she had been a

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<v Speaker 2>target of the Bling ring. So she was worried. But

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<v Speaker 2>this this wasn't some you know, jewelry and cloud obsessed

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<v Speaker 2>la kids who'd hit her. This was pet nabbing, Elizabeth,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like this. Yeah, So what did this worried

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<v Speaker 2>social I do? Well, there was a priceless and precious

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<v Speaker 2>life on the line, namely her dog, Diamond Baby. So

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<v Speaker 2>how could the socialite get her beloved dog back? Elizabeth? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>first she hired a team of pet psychics. When that

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<v Speaker 2>failed to recover her missing pooch, next she turned to

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<v Speaker 2>a pet detective. Did that work? Well, we'll find out.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Ridiculous Crime, a podcast about absurd and outrageous capers, heists,

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<v Speaker 2>and cons. It's always ninety nine percent murder free and ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>Arizabeth Zaron. I got a question for you, he is, well,

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<v Speaker 2>not really a question, but like a statement, a string

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<v Speaker 2>of words.

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<v Speaker 3>This isn't so much a question but a comment exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Long time listener, first time caller. I want to talk

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<v Speaker 2>to you about pet detectives, priceless fur babies, and the

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<v Speaker 2>socialite Paris Hilton.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm ready, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>You know how Paris Hilton, Right, she's like a skin

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<v Speaker 2>mommy to a bunch of pets, right, And I'm sure

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<v Speaker 2>you know she's also been known to sport a little

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<v Speaker 2>handbag pooch or two, right, and she likes to keep

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<v Speaker 2>those things on her right. But in her case, that

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<v Speaker 2>thing is a fluffy chihuahua. Now you don't have to understand, Elizabeth,

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<v Speaker 2>Paris Hilton's pet HuaHua is no ordinary fur baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course.

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<v Speaker 2>No. No, I mean, like back in twenty fifteen, the

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<v Speaker 2>New York Post, well, they ran a headline that said,

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<v Speaker 2>or really, I should say, declared how Paris Hilton's Chihuahua

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<v Speaker 2>changed the world forever. Oh really, Oh yeah, that was

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<v Speaker 2>a legit headline. Really, I'm not even kidding out. So

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<v Speaker 2>is it hyperbolic? Yes? Is it? Is? It? Possibly overrated?

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<v Speaker 3>But yes, exactly the dog brokeer piece in the middle

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<v Speaker 3>they did.

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<v Speaker 2>And finally that's how we got the abram of course,

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<v Speaker 2>but anyway, inaccurate, not exactly, because as I learned from

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<v Speaker 2>the article, Elizabeth, I read it, and in there they

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<v Speaker 2>discussed how Paris Hilton's chihuahua was at that time the

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<v Speaker 2>most famous animal in the world. Hmmm, right, yeah, we're

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<v Speaker 2>talking early two thousand.

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<v Speaker 3>I debate that, but yes, oh I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Glad you did, cause I have the New York Post

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<v Speaker 2>right here to debate you. Here we go. According to

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<v Speaker 2>New York Post, quote back in two thousand and three,

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<v Speaker 2>tinker Bell made her television debut on The Simple Life.

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<v Speaker 2>Opposite her eccentric owner featured on the poster for the show,

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<v Speaker 2>tinker Bell was an instant breakout star, a real life

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<v Speaker 2>Bruiser Woods. The fabulously privileged tinker Bell quickly became not

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<v Speaker 2>only the world's most famous pet, but the world's most

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<v Speaker 2>famous animal. See it's right there in pren.

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<v Speaker 3>Elizabeth Bruiser Woods.

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<v Speaker 2>The from l Woods's dog from Legally Blonde.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what she was modeling. It's art imitating life,

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<v Speaker 2>imitating art.

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<v Speaker 3>That the dog was on Paris Hilton's Dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Nicole Richie A Simple Life. You don't watch TV.

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<v Speaker 3>When was this?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like two thousand and three.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I wasn't born yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. No, you were just a wee babe, a glimmer

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<v Speaker 2>in your mommy's eyes yet. So there were a puppy

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<v Speaker 2>ended up becoming a trendsetor Elizabeth. I'll just tell you

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<v Speaker 2>all about it. Right. So back to the post because,

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<v Speaker 2>like of course quote, the heiress is often credited with

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<v Speaker 2>the rise of the pet as accessory, but While tinker

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<v Speaker 2>Bell certainly looked great in a purse, there was no

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<v Speaker 2>denying the bond between the starlet and her closest friend.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, the post goes on to credit the dog

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<v Speaker 2>with humanizing Paris Hilton. The doggie proved that the Heiress

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't just some vapid, emptied eyed they get stared coat hanger.

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<v Speaker 2>But she loved dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>She's just like us, you know, Like, does she carry

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<v Speaker 3>the dog in a purse because the dog lost its

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<v Speaker 3>legs and has no legs.

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<v Speaker 2>The dog had legs warm. No, it was just really

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<v Speaker 2>like being close to her and being you know, it

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<v Speaker 2>knew what it was in for. Yeah, right, And it

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<v Speaker 2>also was down to show that Paris Hilton had recognizable

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<v Speaker 2>human emotion. That Gade was like, this is my job.

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<v Speaker 2>I make her look human.

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<v Speaker 3>I can keep something alive exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>So tink about the chihuahua becomes a star on her

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<v Speaker 2>own or its own. I don't know if it's a

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<v Speaker 2>male or female. Anyway. The dog, by the way, passed

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<v Speaker 2>away in twenty fifteen. Sadly. Yeah, so she loses the

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<v Speaker 2>Bell devastates Paris, right, but she soldiers on Elizabeth and

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<v Speaker 2>she purchases a replacement chihuahua, or actually like three four

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<v Speaker 2>of them, a bunch of them. Right fast forward to

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<v Speaker 2>last year, September nineteen, twenty twenty two, Paris Hilton posted

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<v Speaker 2>that her new beloved chihuahua was missing, government name diamond

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<v Speaker 2>Baby Missing. Paris Hilton posted his video to inform the

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<v Speaker 2>world that her fur baby was out there, possibly taken,

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<v Speaker 2>and she said, quote was at a loss for words,

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<v Speaker 2>but somehow, the socialite, she managed to muddle through and

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<v Speaker 2>type a very lengthy Instagram caption, and she struggled against

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<v Speaker 2>her wordlessness and was victorious. And Paris found the stillables

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<v Speaker 2>and she strung together. Oh well it doesn't I won't

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<v Speaker 2>read it all to you anyway. But according to Paris Hilton,

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<v Speaker 2>diamond Baby went missing on September fourteenth. And you see

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<v Speaker 2>she was they were having a photo shoot, and she

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<v Speaker 2>was also moving, and there were movers in her house.

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<v Speaker 2>And according to the Daily Mail, Paris Hilton was quote

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<v Speaker 2>away from her eight million pound Hollywood Hills home and

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<v Speaker 2>a workman is believed to have left a side door

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<v Speaker 2>open boom, just like Kaiser. SoSE her dog was gone

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<v Speaker 2>all right?

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<v Speaker 3>Or was he?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Perhaps he didn't just run out but instead he

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<v Speaker 2>was dog napped. Elizabeth m Yeah, so what would any

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<v Speaker 2>worried skin mommy do?

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<v Speaker 3>Post on next door?

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly? So you ever, she didn't do that, She posted everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>She just posted all over the internet. Right. So, Paris

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<v Speaker 2>Hilton immediately commits to doing quote everything at her power

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<v Speaker 2>to get Diamond Baby back. As Newsweek reported, in a

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<v Speaker 2>lengthy and heart filled Monday Instagram post, the forty one

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<v Speaker 2>year old explained, I just love that, and a lengthy post,

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<v Speaker 2>the forty one year old.

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<v Speaker 3>Explained, anyway, I'm too old for this, yes, exactly, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Moving on, Paris Alden takes the Instagram to let her

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<v Speaker 2>fans and friends know how quote incredibly hard it's been

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<v Speaker 2>on her to live without Diamond Baby, and she said,

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<v Speaker 2>quote I feel like part of me is missing and

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<v Speaker 2>nothing is the same without here here. Diamond Baby is

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<v Speaker 2>my everything, truly like a daughter to me. We were inseparable.

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<v Speaker 2>She was my best friend, always by my side.

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<v Speaker 3>Now that dog's doing a lot of emotional leaders.

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<v Speaker 2>Totally, I feel so bad for Diamond Baby now. Paris

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<v Speaker 2>also took the Instagram to write, and I quote, my

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<v Speaker 2>family and friends have been helping me search high and

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<v Speaker 2>low throughout my entire neighborhood and have gone door to door,

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<v Speaker 2>but we still haven't found her.

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<v Speaker 3>So I wish I live in that neighborhood and she

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<v Speaker 3>knocks on my door and I go, kyote, got it.

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<v Speaker 2>She takes her hunt and turns it over to professionals. Right, So,

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<v Speaker 2>she'd been telling her her followers quote, I've been scared

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<v Speaker 2>to put out an APB to the public for her

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<v Speaker 2>because people can be cruel and I worry about her safety.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm desperate, and the more time that passes, the

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<v Speaker 2>farther away I feel from the chances are of me

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<v Speaker 2>getting her.

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<v Speaker 3>Back, so you know, and I'm laughing at her, but also,

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<v Speaker 3>my god, that's a horrible feeling.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you feel for it, I know you do. You're

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<v Speaker 2>a pet lover, right and whatever, damn the chances she

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<v Speaker 2>wants her fur baby back. So she pleads, if you

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<v Speaker 2>have any tips about Diamondbabies whereabout so you feel like

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<v Speaker 2>you have seen her, please reach out to the email

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<v Speaker 2>address find Diamondbaby at gmail dot com.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I'm signing that up for everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I just knew you were gonna write that one down anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>So she concludes her lengthy Instagram post with a promise

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<v Speaker 2>of reward. There will be a big reward for her

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<v Speaker 2>return and no questions asked. Please please please email if

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<v Speaker 2>you know anything, and please keep an eye out for

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<v Speaker 2>my fur baby. I added the fur part anyway to

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<v Speaker 2>let her friends and followers and fans and how serious

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<v Speaker 2>she was all right and how much she was missing

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<v Speaker 2>her four legged child. She also added we have hired

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<v Speaker 2>a pet detective, a dog whisperer, a pet psychic, and

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<v Speaker 2>are looking into dog finding drones.

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<v Speaker 3>Now yes, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we just take a moment for dog finding drugs?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>And also dog whisperer.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to get a job as well. I want

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<v Speaker 3>to get a job as a pet psychic.

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<v Speaker 2>Pay well, I don't know. I assume so, because it's

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<v Speaker 2>one of those things like it's so silly you figured

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<v Speaker 2>they have to charge a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Now it's say you a Paris Hilton money, Elizabeth, Huh,

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<v Speaker 2>which one are you spending your money on to find

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<v Speaker 2>your missing fur baby dog? Yeah? The drones, the detective,

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<v Speaker 2>the psychic, the dog whisper.

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<v Speaker 3>You got to take a step back. She lives what

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<v Speaker 3>you said in the Hollywood Hills or something. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>mean if it did get out and go running. It's

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<v Speaker 3>a predator, got it is?

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<v Speaker 2>My guess it's a It's a pretty good guests.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that if it's chipped and a neighbor found it,

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<v Speaker 3>they take into a vet, get it chipped.

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<v Speaker 2>I assume I think all dogs in these days.

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<v Speaker 3>Are chipped, right, Yeah, pretty much? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dogs like that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah exactly. And so then did a mover steal the dog?

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<v Speaker 3>In which case, like, I don't know right now.

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<v Speaker 2>So who are you going to spend your money on

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<v Speaker 2>to get back your dog parasitt I.

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<v Speaker 3>Think the detective. And I'm going to authorize maximum force.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot armed pankertons on this one. So, despite her

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<v Speaker 2>cadre of pet psychics, dog finding drones, dog whispers, and

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<v Speaker 2>your pet detectives, time passes and still no diamond baby.

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<v Speaker 2>So what does she do best? She throws more money

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<v Speaker 2>at the problem. She redoubles her effort. On October thirty,

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<v Speaker 2>reports back to her followers. I've spoken to seven credible

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<v Speaker 2>pet mediums communicators that all say she is alive and

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<v Speaker 2>that someone has her. And then she basically went on

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<v Speaker 2>to say that she has hope.

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<v Speaker 3>Right as long as she's alive, she'll the dog's supposed

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<v Speaker 3>to be alive, though, she'll keep paying the mediums.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, but she's im.

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<v Speaker 3>Say, oh yeah, that thing's alive exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, the mediums are only have one message. Just yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it's I'm almost getting a message. I think I can.

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<v Speaker 2>I can almost hear the dog barking. Give me a

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<v Speaker 2>little more money, I can possibly strengthen the signal exactly. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>So she's like, one thing I won't pay for. You

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<v Speaker 2>know what that is a reward? Oh yeah, she'd offered

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<v Speaker 2>a reward of ten thousand dollars and she was down

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<v Speaker 2>to drop about ten grand a day on psychics and

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<v Speaker 2>mediums and everything else. But she just says she would

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<v Speaker 2>not offer more money why her security team. Paris Hilton

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<v Speaker 2>claimed her security team told her, my dogs might have

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<v Speaker 2>become targets for some sick creep that might try and

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<v Speaker 2>kidnap them for reward. Sad to me that we even

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<v Speaker 2>have to worry about something like that, But unfortunately there

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<v Speaker 2>are some real messed up people in this world.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh so she's thinking if she gives a high value,

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<v Speaker 3>then the other dogs will get.

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<v Speaker 2>Or yeah, her other dogs will get kidnapped, or that

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<v Speaker 2>they'll hold the dog out for more. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what it is that basically, she's worried that if you

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<v Speaker 2>put a market price on it, the market will go.

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<v Speaker 3>But if they kidnapped it for ransom, wouldn't they have

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<v Speaker 3>left a ransom note?

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<v Speaker 2>The good point? Right? And very so. The Daily Mail

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<v Speaker 2>stayed on top of the story because they knew how

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<v Speaker 2>run it updates, and so they said. Quote. Miss Hilton

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<v Speaker 2>is said to have not given up hope for her baby,

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<v Speaker 2>which lives in a two hundred and eighty pound doggy

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<v Speaker 2>mansion and wears a thirty five thousand pound diamond encrusted collar,

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<v Speaker 2>and as a family and friend and confided to the

0:15:28.800 --> 0:15:32.200
<v Speaker 2>tabloid quote, She's heartbroken. We'll never give up on diamond Baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Is diamond baby wearing the collar when it probably discappears?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming so interesting right now, Elizabeth prepared to be shocked.

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<v Speaker 2>She gave up on diamond Baby. Oh durn it after

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<v Speaker 2>eighteen days, Paris Hilton eighteen days. Yeah, she opted to

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<v Speaker 2>end the biggest dog hunt in Hollywood history. That was

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<v Speaker 2>in quotes in the Daily Mail. She'd been spending, as

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<v Speaker 2>I told it, an average ten grand per day for

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<v Speaker 2>eighteen days. We're up to one hundred and eighty grand

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<v Speaker 2>at this point on finding the dog, right, she's at

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<v Speaker 2>this point decides to listen to the voice of Elizabeth,

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<v Speaker 2>or as I call it, the voice of nature, because

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<v Speaker 2>nature was whispering to her. The diamond baby is like

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<v Speaker 2>likely at this moment being turned into a coyote.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, She's like, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, the dog was probably got picked up by hungry

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<v Speaker 2>coyote and is now a coyote fuel, if one might

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<v Speaker 2>say politely. Now, the experts came to this conclusion, and

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<v Speaker 2>they told her this because they had lived in Socoo

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<v Speaker 2>for a while and they knew this is what happens

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<v Speaker 2>down there exactly. Do you remember that one dad who

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<v Speaker 2>tweeted about how he was going out and getting a

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<v Speaker 2>shelter cats for his girl, and then the shelter cats

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<v Speaker 2>will get out of the house and get taken them

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<v Speaker 2>by coyote and he needs to go get another shelter

0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:31.800
<v Speaker 2>cat and look just like it. And someone was like, bro,

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<v Speaker 2>you're just feeding shelter cats to.

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<v Speaker 3>Coyotes exactly exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>So everybody in so Cow knows this is how gosh

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<v Speaker 2>right now. The second reason that the experts came to

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<v Speaker 2>this conclusion is most importantly, as you called no ransom calls.

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<v Speaker 2>Ransom people were like, we got to get the money somehow,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, so that parents insider, they told the Daily

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<v Speaker 2>Mail quote, it's not looking good. It's been a massive

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<v Speaker 2>hunt with global publicity, but we've not had a single sighting.

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<v Speaker 2>Usually the case like this, there are multiple sightings of

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<v Speaker 2>a dog is roaming loose. If Diamond Baby had been dognapped,

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<v Speaker 2>we would have expected a rant, some demand by now,

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<v Speaker 2>but there have been no calls.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a hawk.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Two months later, just in time for holiday season photos,

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<v Speaker 2>Paris Hilton unveiled her latest love of her life. She

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<v Speaker 2>replaced her dog with a cat, a bendal cat named Keutzi,

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<v Speaker 2>government named Keutesi Hilton. And uh so look there you go.

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<v Speaker 2>A happy ending, there it is. Let's take a little

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<v Speaker 2>short break and we'll be back with more pet nabbing

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<v Speaker 2>and also the stories of dedicated pet detectives. Yes, okay, Elizabeth,

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<v Speaker 2>we're back.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, if you want to revisit the question you got,

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<v Speaker 2>uh you know, Paris Hilton, money you spend it on

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<v Speaker 2>the pet psychic, pet whisper, owner, operator, dog finding drones,

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<v Speaker 2>pet detective or the pound to get a new pet.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh to get an new pet?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I thought you may, Yeah, I thought you might

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<v Speaker 2>rethink your answers on that if I gave you another option.

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<v Speaker 2>So in my research for this story, I came across

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of bummer stories. But I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>give you a bunch of those. So I found some

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<v Speaker 2>heartwarming stories and I found one that kind of splits

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<v Speaker 2>the middle. And this one is, uh, it's ridiculous, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>And it comes to us from our friends down in Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, there was a family in Queensland. Dog went missing.

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<v Speaker 2>Dog was a Maltese cross and it had a great name.

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<v Speaker 2>His nickname was Limey government name lime lip, lime Lip,

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<v Speaker 2>lime lip, like green lip.

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<v Speaker 3>Limelep Okay, Yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Love that name. I've never like lime lip, that's yeah exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, lome Lip belonged to the p Ku family

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<v Speaker 2>and as I said, lime Lip went missing one day.

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<v Speaker 2>So the p a Q family was distraught. They were

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<v Speaker 2>racked with worry. Right, so what do they do. They

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<v Speaker 2>they don't have Parasoltan Monday, they don't have her followers,

0:18:56.400 --> 0:18:58.760
<v Speaker 2>So they post on Facebook and they ask for help.

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<v Speaker 2>Ray of Sun breaks through the clouds and someone has

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<v Speaker 2>found their dog, right, and they contact them. They say, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>I picked them up off the street, sends a photo

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<v Speaker 2>on Facebook to them. Dog in the photo is definitely Limelip. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>how do we know it's Limelip because it looked like

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<v Speaker 2>Limelp and you knows it has all the same tattoos,

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<v Speaker 2>same haircut. No, but it was a distinctive collar. They

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<v Speaker 2>had a very distinctive collar. So they're like, boom, that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Family reaches out to the person. They're like, yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 2>totally limey. When can we pick them up? And this

0:19:26.560 --> 0:19:29.719
<v Speaker 2>is where the story goes sideways. Family calls and speaks

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<v Speaker 2>with the person who they believed had the their dog,

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<v Speaker 2>and the initial phone call went kind of well, and

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<v Speaker 2>then the lady who had the dog said, this dog's

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<v Speaker 2>really cute. It's gonna be really hard to give up,

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<v Speaker 2>all right. No, yeah, big red flags so big you

0:19:42.359 --> 0:19:45.680
<v Speaker 2>could see it from space. Right. Family finds more proof

0:19:45.680 --> 0:19:48.959
<v Speaker 2>that Limelip is their dog. They send over registration papers.

0:19:48.960 --> 0:19:50.919
<v Speaker 2>They're like, no, this is our dog, right. But the

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<v Speaker 2>woman she's who decided the dog is you know, so

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<v Speaker 2>cute that she's pretty much decided to keep it for herself.

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<v Speaker 2>She writes back, I'm not sure it's your dog. Doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>really look like eh no, claiming that the photos are

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<v Speaker 2>not the photos. So what does the family do? They

0:20:04.280 --> 0:20:06.880
<v Speaker 2>got terrible news. They're dealing with an actual, factual dog

0:20:07.000 --> 0:20:11.399
<v Speaker 2>napper La Deville in real life. So the p Q family,

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<v Speaker 2>they say, uh, Limelip, this is a member of our family.

0:20:14.760 --> 0:20:16.879
<v Speaker 2>You know, like we would let someone just grab Grandma

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<v Speaker 2>because she was cute. So we got to go back

0:20:19.119 --> 0:20:21.560
<v Speaker 2>and get limelips. So what do they do? Well, they

0:20:21.600 --> 0:20:25.000
<v Speaker 2>get the police involved. They turn this into an alleged theft.

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<v Speaker 2>In the meantime, they hire a pet detective.

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<v Speaker 3>This woman, No, you just go to her. They know

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<v Speaker 3>where she lives. So I'm like, I go zero dark

0:20:33.400 --> 0:20:36.920
<v Speaker 3>thirty on that kick in the front door, wave.

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<v Speaker 2>In the four fourth.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, there's just that. Okay, they don't hit me

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<v Speaker 3>no more. Don't know where she is, okay, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So curly call veteran pet detective. She told the local

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<v Speaker 2>press that she had leads on where the dog might be.

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<v Speaker 2>Call reported police have all that information. The police have

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<v Speaker 2>been in contact with the allegit perpetritis. So she starts

0:20:57.440 --> 0:21:00.280
<v Speaker 2>putting on pressure on them, and uh she I like

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<v Speaker 2>to imagine that she was like all business, like one

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<v Speaker 2>of those cops on the old TV show Dragnet. Just

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<v Speaker 2>the facts man. So for the Piacu family, their pet

0:21:08.320 --> 0:21:11.440
<v Speaker 2>detective becomes a lifeline, right. The pet detective is a

0:21:12.880 --> 0:21:16.560
<v Speaker 2>you know, we all know the Jim Carrey roll. This

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<v Speaker 2>is like a real life pet detectives. There's not just

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<v Speaker 2>some bumbling idiot coming in going it was you know,

0:21:20.960 --> 0:21:22.760
<v Speaker 2>it was the kicker. It was like, this is like

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<v Speaker 2>now a big business and this lady is like a

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<v Speaker 2>hard bitten veteran and uh she manages to get the

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<v Speaker 2>dog back for the people with the police.

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<v Speaker 3>Help with the police, I would have taken him.

0:21:32.640 --> 0:21:34.520
<v Speaker 2>She didn't yet. She didn't go out there and like

0:21:34.600 --> 0:21:36.359
<v Speaker 2>kick in the door like you would and got grab it.

0:21:36.440 --> 0:21:38.760
<v Speaker 2>She's like, hey, offices, it's roll out here and knock

0:21:38.800 --> 0:21:40.320
<v Speaker 2>on the door and let's get out that lad.

0:21:40.480 --> 0:21:43.240
<v Speaker 3>I guess because the police in Australia would actually do it.

0:21:43.400 --> 0:21:45.600
<v Speaker 3>If I called the cops here on something like that, they.

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't know, they wouldn't even answer.

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<v Speaker 3>Here to as like a pet detective enforcer.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good call. Speaking of pet detective enforcers. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you remember Lady Gaga's pet napping.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I do remember that, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Her dog walker, dude's name was Ryan Fisher. He's out

0:22:03.920 --> 0:22:06.800
<v Speaker 2>in LA. He's in some nice ass neighborhood walking her

0:22:06.880 --> 0:22:13.520
<v Speaker 2>three French bulldogs names are Asia, Kogi and Gustav. Comes

0:22:13.560 --> 0:22:16.600
<v Speaker 2>at you right, So the car pulls up. Two young

0:22:16.680 --> 0:22:21.159
<v Speaker 2>men get out. They are brandishing weapons. One's got a

0:22:21.240 --> 0:22:25.320
<v Speaker 2>forty cow handgun. That's a big boy gun. And with

0:22:25.840 --> 0:22:28.600
<v Speaker 2>guns in hand, the dog man nappers demand that the

0:22:28.800 --> 0:22:32.360
<v Speaker 2>dog walker hand over the stars for babies. Lady Gaga's

0:22:32.440 --> 0:22:36.080
<v Speaker 2>dog walker, he bravely resisted. Yeah, he stood up to them.

0:22:36.119 --> 0:22:39.040
<v Speaker 2>He's like forty cow be damn son because according to

0:22:39.119 --> 0:22:41.000
<v Speaker 2>the dog walker's coat of honor, I'm muchre if you

0:22:41.040 --> 0:22:43.480
<v Speaker 2>know this, Elizabeth, they are obliged to give their lives

0:22:43.520 --> 0:22:46.320
<v Speaker 2>for the dogs they walk. Yeah, no, that's not true.

0:22:48.240 --> 0:22:50.760
<v Speaker 2>This dude, Fisher, he's down, he doesn't care. He steps up,

0:22:50.840 --> 0:22:53.040
<v Speaker 2>gun in hand, I don't care, and he's like, I'm

0:22:53.080 --> 0:22:55.280
<v Speaker 2>gonna fight for the dogs. And so what did the

0:22:55.400 --> 0:23:01.080
<v Speaker 2>gunmen do? They shoot him? Yeah, so Tubes like surprised

0:23:01.240 --> 0:23:03.320
<v Speaker 2>getting shot. I'm sorry, I shouldn't laugh. But he's like

0:23:03.560 --> 0:23:05.600
<v Speaker 2>sitting there like, I'm a dog walker. What the hell?

0:23:05.640 --> 0:23:07.520
<v Speaker 2>I thought that was, Like, what are we doing here?

0:23:07.880 --> 0:23:10.000
<v Speaker 2>So he goes down to the ground. They grabbed the

0:23:10.040 --> 0:23:12.920
<v Speaker 2>bull to two of the three French bulldogs, right.

0:23:12.920 --> 0:23:14.440
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I didn't know. They only got two out of three.

0:23:14.480 --> 0:23:16.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they only got two out of three. Imagine one of.

0:23:16.640 --> 0:23:19.520
<v Speaker 3>The driver's guilt of the third or asia.

0:23:20.000 --> 0:23:25.080
<v Speaker 2>So the the the dog, not the continent. So these

0:23:25.160 --> 0:23:27.000
<v Speaker 2>dogs are worth a pretty penny on the open market.

0:23:27.040 --> 0:23:28.879
<v Speaker 2>I found out. I didn't realize. I'm like, who, Like,

0:23:28.920 --> 0:23:31.480
<v Speaker 2>who's buying because it's Lady God gots dogs. Turns out

0:23:31.480 --> 0:23:32.440
<v Speaker 2>doesn't even matter if it's lady.

0:23:34.040 --> 0:23:35.600
<v Speaker 3>Yes happens.

0:23:36.440 --> 0:23:38.560
<v Speaker 2>I yeah, but I didn't realize the amount they were

0:23:38.720 --> 0:23:41.320
<v Speaker 2>going for. I was like, man, I'm gonna get into

0:23:41.400 --> 0:23:44.000
<v Speaker 2>dog napping. I' kidding. I'm not gonna get dog napping anyway.

0:23:44.040 --> 0:23:46.479
<v Speaker 2>So Lady God gots dog walker. He gets shot midday,

0:23:46.560 --> 0:23:48.560
<v Speaker 2>he goes down on the street. He's bleeding now, not

0:23:48.640 --> 0:23:51.920
<v Speaker 2>not really, but he's so. I know you worried about

0:23:51.920 --> 0:23:53.760
<v Speaker 2>these things, so I'll just tell you right now. He's fine.

0:23:54.119 --> 0:23:55.800
<v Speaker 2>He ends up being fine. He didn't even lose any

0:23:55.840 --> 0:24:00.240
<v Speaker 2>body parts right. So meanwhile, the dog walkers sorry dog nappers, rather,

0:24:00.359 --> 0:24:03.119
<v Speaker 2>they drive off with two of the three French bulldogs. Right. So,

0:24:03.240 --> 0:24:06.720
<v Speaker 2>as Fisher is there lying Asia, the other dog comes back.

0:24:06.760 --> 0:24:11.320
<v Speaker 2>And I will quote from his his Instagram post. Because everybody's.

0:24:12.480 --> 0:24:14.520
<v Speaker 3>We don't have real news anymore, that's where the news

0:24:14.600 --> 0:24:15.000
<v Speaker 3>is made.

0:24:15.440 --> 0:24:17.840
<v Speaker 2>So, as I quote, four days ago, while a car

0:24:17.920 --> 0:24:20.679
<v Speaker 2>sped away and blood poured from my gunshot wound, an

0:24:20.720 --> 0:24:24.119
<v Speaker 2>Angel trotted over and laid next to me. My panic

0:24:24.280 --> 0:24:26.480
<v Speaker 2>screams calmed as I looked at her, even though it

0:24:26.560 --> 0:24:30.160
<v Speaker 2>registered the blood pooling around her tiny body was my own.

0:24:30.640 --> 0:24:33.359
<v Speaker 2>I cradled Asia as best I could, thanked her for

0:24:33.440 --> 0:24:36.520
<v Speaker 2>all the incredible adventures we've been on together, apologized that

0:24:36.640 --> 0:24:39.200
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't defend her brothers, and then resolved that I

0:24:39.200 --> 0:24:43.960
<v Speaker 2>would still try to save them and myself. You love that.

0:24:45.080 --> 0:24:45.800
<v Speaker 3>I love that.

0:24:46.119 --> 0:24:48.520
<v Speaker 2>So that's what I said, Angel, that's true.

0:24:48.600 --> 0:24:51.359
<v Speaker 3>I mean that happens where dogs can protect people in

0:24:51.440 --> 0:24:52.720
<v Speaker 3>those in those situations.

0:24:52.800 --> 0:24:56.520
<v Speaker 2>Apparently. Yeah. So, as the dog walker lay in his

0:24:56.600 --> 0:25:00.680
<v Speaker 2>hospital bed recovering, Lady Gaga took to the Instagram airwaves

0:25:00.720 --> 0:25:04.199
<v Speaker 2>and said, I'm offering a reward for my stolen dogs,

0:25:04.240 --> 0:25:07.120
<v Speaker 2>and she said, quote, my beloved dogs, Cogie and Gustav

0:25:07.160 --> 0:25:09.119
<v Speaker 2>were taken in Hollywood two nights ago. My heart is

0:25:09.119 --> 0:25:11.119
<v Speaker 2>sick and I'm praying my family will behold again. With

0:25:11.200 --> 0:25:14.840
<v Speaker 2>an active kindness, I will pay five hundred thousand dollars

0:25:14.920 --> 0:25:19.399
<v Speaker 2>for their safe return. Chazam email Cogiangustav at gmail dot

0:25:19.480 --> 0:25:22.240
<v Speaker 2>com to contact us, or if you bought or found

0:25:22.280 --> 0:25:25.240
<v Speaker 2>them unknowingly, the reward is the same. I continue to

0:25:25.280 --> 0:25:27.160
<v Speaker 2>love you, Ryan Fisher. You risk your life to fight

0:25:27.240 --> 0:25:29.000
<v Speaker 2>for our family. You're forever a hero.

0:25:29.600 --> 0:25:33.000
<v Speaker 3>I love this, I love it. I love her, and

0:25:33.080 --> 0:25:34.680
<v Speaker 3>I also have a new email address.

0:25:35.359 --> 0:25:37.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm just giving you all sorts of gifts today. Right. So,

0:25:38.160 --> 0:25:41.480
<v Speaker 2>within days, an anonymous woman walked into the LAPD on

0:25:41.600 --> 0:25:44.240
<v Speaker 2>a Friday night and he says, here's lady got us dogs?

0:25:44.400 --> 0:25:45.440
<v Speaker 2>She gets her dogs back?

0:25:45.520 --> 0:25:46.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah nice.

0:25:46.320 --> 0:25:48.560
<v Speaker 2>Now, As for the purpse, there was a five person

0:25:48.760 --> 0:25:51.919
<v Speaker 2>crew of dogs snatching teens. They were all caught and arrested.

0:25:52.240 --> 0:25:54.040
<v Speaker 2>One of the dog knappers was a nineteen year old

0:25:54.119 --> 0:25:56.960
<v Speaker 2>named James Jackson. Old Jimmy was arrested and then quickly

0:25:57.040 --> 0:26:00.600
<v Speaker 2>released by police by mistake. After that, the US Marshalls

0:26:00.640 --> 0:26:02.800
<v Speaker 2>had to offer a reward. They went out and there like,

0:26:03.280 --> 0:26:05.439
<v Speaker 2>we will give one tenth of what Lady Gaga had

0:26:05.520 --> 0:26:08.000
<v Speaker 2>offered one hundred.

0:26:08.200 --> 0:26:11.119
<v Speaker 3>He stole, you know, twenty thousand dollars worth of goods.

0:26:11.440 --> 0:26:14.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, totally no, So the US Marshal's ponied up five

0:26:14.080 --> 0:26:17.680
<v Speaker 2>grand for information on those twenty grand and goods. It worked.

0:26:17.760 --> 0:26:20.480
<v Speaker 2>Though Jackson was later apprehended, he faced justice for the

0:26:20.520 --> 0:26:23.239
<v Speaker 2>dog snatching crimes. Lady Gaga, as they said, got her

0:26:23.280 --> 0:26:26.760
<v Speaker 2>fur baby's back, returned safely to her unharmed the dog walker.

0:26:27.440 --> 0:26:29.800
<v Speaker 2>Nothing bad happened to them, you know. And they also

0:26:29.880 --> 0:26:32.280
<v Speaker 2>wrote on Instagram how they were really looking forward to

0:26:32.600 --> 0:26:35.040
<v Speaker 2>seeing the dogs again and them excitedly peeing on them.

0:26:35.480 --> 0:26:37.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so yeah, that's all you want there, you go,

0:26:38.080 --> 0:26:38.760
<v Speaker 3>the dog.

0:26:38.640 --> 0:26:41.240
<v Speaker 2>Pee, excited dog pee makes you know the world's right.

0:26:41.960 --> 0:26:46.040
<v Speaker 2>So Lady Gaga surprisingly did not hire a pet detective. Yeah,

0:26:47.119 --> 0:26:48.879
<v Speaker 2>if I had Lady gagat money, I've been on one

0:26:48.960 --> 0:26:51.160
<v Speaker 2>eight hundred pet detective that night.

0:26:51.400 --> 0:26:54.240
<v Speaker 3>Lady Gaga has special powers. She didn't need it.

0:26:54.640 --> 0:26:58.600
<v Speaker 2>No. Also, she knows Tony Bennedetti. She's like, hey, Tony,

0:26:59.200 --> 0:27:00.680
<v Speaker 2>what can we get on well?

0:27:00.680 --> 0:27:02.280
<v Speaker 3>And she also she knows Beyonce.

0:27:02.560 --> 0:27:04.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and for those who do know, Tony Benadetti is

0:27:04.840 --> 0:27:09.359
<v Speaker 2>Tony Bennett's right, you know, hey, and between Tony Benadetti

0:27:09.440 --> 0:27:12.359
<v Speaker 2>and Beyonce, you pretty much got everything covered, yes, between

0:27:12.400 --> 0:27:18.080
<v Speaker 2>God and the double lock. Now we've talked about pet detectives,

0:27:18.119 --> 0:27:22.000
<v Speaker 2>but pet psychics. What are your thoughts in them?

0:27:22.080 --> 0:27:24.040
<v Speaker 3>Are you talking about people who are psychics who talk

0:27:24.119 --> 0:27:25.720
<v Speaker 3>to pets or pets who are psychics?

0:27:25.800 --> 0:27:27.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh? I like the latter, of course, you would think

0:27:27.880 --> 0:27:31.320
<v Speaker 2>of that. There's the dog is psychic and I listened

0:27:31.320 --> 0:27:31.760
<v Speaker 2>to the dog.

0:27:31.920 --> 0:27:34.400
<v Speaker 3>I mean they're like the there was a dog recently,

0:27:34.440 --> 0:27:37.639
<v Speaker 3>a Corgi Apparently that was like predicting. That was more

0:27:37.680 --> 0:27:39.520
<v Speaker 3>through chance, like the basketball.

0:27:39.640 --> 0:27:41.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, they always have, Like there's octopus who predicts

0:27:41.760 --> 0:27:43.680
<v Speaker 2>the world. Yeah, there's a lot of animals who know

0:27:43.760 --> 0:27:48.160
<v Speaker 2>sports apparently or you know. But uh yeah, as far

0:27:48.240 --> 0:27:50.720
<v Speaker 2>as pet psychics, would you believe someone who said I

0:27:50.760 --> 0:27:52.360
<v Speaker 2>can talk to your dog and even though I can't

0:27:52.359 --> 0:27:54.240
<v Speaker 2>see them and I've never met them, No, I don't

0:27:54.280 --> 0:27:58.600
<v Speaker 2>believe in that. Now, pet detectives, unlike pet psychics, surprisingly effective.

0:27:58.880 --> 0:27:59.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:27:59.280 --> 0:28:01.919
<v Speaker 2>Like I was reading about my girl Barbara Frye ninety

0:28:02.000 --> 0:28:04.720
<v Speaker 2>percent successful, really ninety percent?

0:28:04.920 --> 0:28:05.919
<v Speaker 3>That's clear in cases.

0:28:06.080 --> 0:28:09.400
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I'm telling you she's like murder police, and that's

0:28:09.440 --> 0:28:12.920
<v Speaker 2>why she has the nickname bring them back Babs? What

0:28:13.320 --> 0:28:15.040
<v Speaker 2>a kid? You not bring them back back? Bring the

0:28:15.600 --> 0:28:16.680
<v Speaker 2>veteran pet detective?

0:28:17.040 --> 0:28:18.720
<v Speaker 3>Is that like her license plate frame?

0:28:18.840 --> 0:28:20.320
<v Speaker 2>Has it all? Oh my god, it'd be amazing. I

0:28:20.359 --> 0:28:22.280
<v Speaker 2>hope it is, Babs. If you're listening, we got ideas

0:28:22.920 --> 0:28:25.400
<v Speaker 2>under one. She's available twenty four seventh, three sixty five.

0:28:25.560 --> 0:28:28.320
<v Speaker 2>She takes about sixty twelve calls a week asking for

0:28:28.320 --> 0:28:31.320
<v Speaker 2>her to find missing pets. And she's never charged anyone

0:28:31.440 --> 0:28:34.640
<v Speaker 2>to find a missing pet, and she says she never will.

0:28:35.280 --> 0:28:38.280
<v Speaker 3>How does she she have trust fund? Kid? Does this work? Oh?

0:28:39.200 --> 0:28:39.920
<v Speaker 2>Well, do you want to know?

0:28:40.040 --> 0:28:40.640
<v Speaker 3>How does she live?

0:28:40.800 --> 0:28:42.200
<v Speaker 2>She's a realtor in San Diego.

0:28:42.480 --> 0:28:44.200
<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, so this is a sidekick.

0:28:44.320 --> 0:28:45.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if it's a sideway. When you're a real er

0:28:45.840 --> 0:28:47.960
<v Speaker 2>in San Diego, you're basically working on like Thursdays and

0:28:48.040 --> 0:28:50.080
<v Speaker 2>Saturdays and Sundays. I mean, and then you go into

0:28:50.080 --> 0:28:52.520
<v Speaker 2>Monday to see what houses are being listening. Yeah, I

0:28:52.560 --> 0:28:55.240
<v Speaker 2>mean that's a healthy real estate market. Yeah, you sell

0:28:55.240 --> 0:28:57.400
<v Speaker 2>a couple of houses, you got months out of time. True,

0:28:57.600 --> 0:28:59.200
<v Speaker 2>that's very true, So bring them back back.

0:28:59.280 --> 0:29:00.680
<v Speaker 3>So she's a pro bono.

0:29:01.600 --> 0:29:03.080
<v Speaker 2>She does that so she can pay for her pet

0:29:03.120 --> 0:29:08.640
<v Speaker 2>detective years here like the tireless pet detective located as

0:29:08.640 --> 0:29:11.320
<v Speaker 2>I said, San Diego. She works coast to coast, so

0:29:11.680 --> 0:29:14.280
<v Speaker 2>you know she'll travel and she works a case for

0:29:14.480 --> 0:29:16.960
<v Speaker 2>not the days, weeks if she have to. She slept

0:29:17.000 --> 0:29:18.760
<v Speaker 2>in her car for days while she's on the hunt

0:29:18.840 --> 0:29:23.200
<v Speaker 2>for a missing animal. She's a girl telling bring him back, Babs.

0:29:23.240 --> 0:29:25.840
<v Speaker 2>She discovered she had a gift winter her own pet

0:29:25.880 --> 0:29:29.640
<v Speaker 2>went missing. She had a dog named Prada, and uh Prada.

0:29:30.400 --> 0:29:33.000
<v Speaker 2>She'd only had it for twelve hours, right, and then

0:29:33.040 --> 0:29:35.400
<v Speaker 2>he ran away from home. She freaks out.

0:29:35.440 --> 0:29:36.960
<v Speaker 3>She's distra I don't want to be named.

0:29:37.920 --> 0:29:40.200
<v Speaker 2>He's like the kind of BS house am I in.

0:29:40.760 --> 0:29:43.040
<v Speaker 2>So she contacts her friend, and a friend's like, okay,

0:29:43.040 --> 0:29:44.440
<v Speaker 2>I've got some advice for you and tells her how

0:29:44.480 --> 0:29:46.920
<v Speaker 2>to find the missing dog. A week passes no luck,

0:29:47.160 --> 0:29:48.880
<v Speaker 2>but then she starts listening to what her friend is

0:29:48.920 --> 0:29:51.560
<v Speaker 2>saying and using the techniques, and boom, she finds her

0:29:51.600 --> 0:29:53.560
<v Speaker 2>missing dog. It's a miracle to her. She's like, what,

0:29:53.840 --> 0:29:56.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty good at this, I'm gonna call this a calling.

0:29:56.760 --> 0:29:59.600
<v Speaker 2>And so she decides, I'm now a pet detective. You know,

0:30:00.040 --> 0:30:02.520
<v Speaker 2>fast forward a few years, she becomes a veteran. Now

0:30:02.560 --> 0:30:04.960
<v Speaker 2>she's got all sorts of veteran tricks, and she will

0:30:05.000 --> 0:30:06.240
<v Speaker 2>tell you, you know, the best way to find a

0:30:06.280 --> 0:30:11.200
<v Speaker 2>dog Elizabeth chicken. Oh well yeah, also dirty bed sheets.

0:30:11.360 --> 0:30:13.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh like with the owners smell on them.

0:30:13.080 --> 0:30:16.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. She she prefers rotistrie chicken and old socks.

0:30:17.120 --> 0:30:18.800
<v Speaker 3>That's like, is she a golden retriever?

0:30:21.480 --> 0:30:25.400
<v Speaker 2>So apparently the rotistic chicken is a scent that most

0:30:25.480 --> 0:30:28.920
<v Speaker 2>dogs just cannot they go nuts. So better than fried chicken,

0:30:29.080 --> 0:30:32.040
<v Speaker 2>better than roast chicken, rotistrie chicken because of the Yeah,

0:30:32.080 --> 0:30:35.520
<v Speaker 2>there you go. So she also likes pet owners soiled

0:30:35.640 --> 0:30:37.880
<v Speaker 2>socks for a lot of the same reasons. To jubble,

0:30:39.800 --> 0:30:44.120
<v Speaker 2>dirty underwear, used sheets, anything with some good strong aroma. Yeah,

0:30:44.160 --> 0:30:46.080
<v Speaker 2>that's what she says. So bring it back. Bab says,

0:30:46.360 --> 0:30:48.680
<v Speaker 2>you have to think like a dog and understand their behavior.

0:30:48.720 --> 0:30:51.480
<v Speaker 2>When dogs leave home, they operate on instinct. Often they

0:30:51.520 --> 0:30:54.040
<v Speaker 2>are afraid. The goal is to lure them back to you.

0:30:54.320 --> 0:30:57.120
<v Speaker 2>Thus the chicken now the best A veteran detective She

0:30:57.160 --> 0:30:59.880
<v Speaker 2>also has advice it's sometimes hard to hear. No, like one,

0:31:00.000 --> 0:31:01.760
<v Speaker 2>when your pet go's missing, don't go looking for it.

0:31:02.240 --> 0:31:04.280
<v Speaker 3>That's yeah, you don't want I don't know what you'll find.

0:31:04.400 --> 0:31:06.360
<v Speaker 2>Well, not just that, no, but that's a really good

0:31:06.400 --> 0:31:09.040
<v Speaker 2>point here in California definitely. But uh, for in places

0:31:09.080 --> 0:31:12.360
<v Speaker 2>they don't have such a hungry coyote population.

0:31:12.080 --> 0:31:14.760
<v Speaker 3>More speeding cars, the cars exactly.

0:31:14.840 --> 0:31:16.120
<v Speaker 2>That's in the South for sure.

0:31:16.280 --> 0:31:16.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:31:16.560 --> 0:31:18.040
<v Speaker 2>Now, the reason she says is not to look for

0:31:18.120 --> 0:31:21.040
<v Speaker 2>the animal immediately is because, you know, also, it's not

0:31:21.080 --> 0:31:22.920
<v Speaker 2>like she's like, hey, play hard to get with your pooch. Now,

0:31:23.000 --> 0:31:25.080
<v Speaker 2>she's not saying like nag your pet. But the idea

0:31:25.240 --> 0:31:27.320
<v Speaker 2>is that, you know, not also like make your dog

0:31:27.400 --> 0:31:29.360
<v Speaker 2>feel like you're it's missing you. And it's none of that.

0:31:29.480 --> 0:31:31.480
<v Speaker 2>It's you don't want to spread your scent all over.

0:31:31.520 --> 0:31:33.080
<v Speaker 2>It confuses the animals.

0:31:33.120 --> 0:31:35.520
<v Speaker 3>And I think most animals have the instinct to go home,

0:31:36.040 --> 0:31:38.479
<v Speaker 3>Like they may decide to go out Gallivanton and then

0:31:38.520 --> 0:31:40.840
<v Speaker 3>they realize I got a little far, and then they're

0:31:40.880 --> 0:31:43.560
<v Speaker 3>going to try and make their way home, hopefully first instinct.

0:31:43.760 --> 0:31:45.600
<v Speaker 2>That's what she says. Basically, stay put, leave the lights on,

0:31:45.640 --> 0:31:49.239
<v Speaker 2>your house open the doors. Also, don't go calling your

0:31:49.320 --> 0:31:51.720
<v Speaker 2>dog oh really, Yeah, she says, don't go screaming because

0:31:51.720 --> 0:31:53.800
<v Speaker 2>your voice probably will be emotional, and the dog will

0:31:53.880 --> 0:31:56.880
<v Speaker 2>panic thinking that something's wrong with you. And then sometimes

0:31:56.880 --> 0:32:00.440
<v Speaker 2>then they can run into traffic trying to get to you. Yeah,

0:32:00.440 --> 0:32:02.360
<v Speaker 2>and then so they you know, so bring a back Babs.

0:32:02.400 --> 0:32:04.200
<v Speaker 2>Put it quote and it's it's in the bush going,

0:32:04.240 --> 0:32:06.040
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, mom's here too. I better stay right

0:32:06.080 --> 0:32:07.640
<v Speaker 2>here because I have no idea what's out there. But

0:32:07.760 --> 0:32:10.560
<v Speaker 2>then she gets scared. I better be really frightened, right,

0:32:10.680 --> 0:32:12.880
<v Speaker 2>So then the dog panics because you're a panic right.

0:32:13.000 --> 0:32:13.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:32:13.400 --> 0:32:16.000
<v Speaker 2>Now, just like with the missing persons, bring them back, Babs.

0:32:16.040 --> 0:32:19.840
<v Speaker 2>She recommends creating a network used posters social media spread

0:32:19.880 --> 0:32:22.480
<v Speaker 2>the word. She also has her bring them Back Babs

0:32:22.560 --> 0:32:23.680
<v Speaker 2>Missing Dog Top ten.

0:32:23.800 --> 0:32:26.600
<v Speaker 3>Does she say that the first forty eight hours are essential.

0:32:28.320 --> 0:32:31.240
<v Speaker 2>When you're looking for a petty cut it in half, Elizabeth. No,

0:32:31.680 --> 0:32:33.720
<v Speaker 2>she says, basically as they said, one, leave your door

0:32:33.760 --> 0:32:35.640
<v Speaker 2>open off and the dog is smart and returns home

0:32:35.800 --> 0:32:37.040
<v Speaker 2>only to find the door locked.

0:32:37.360 --> 0:32:37.800
<v Speaker 3>Number two.

0:32:38.600 --> 0:32:40.800
<v Speaker 2>Back to the chicken, old socks and bed sheets us

0:32:40.880 --> 0:32:42.280
<v Speaker 2>smell to lure the animal home.

0:32:42.520 --> 0:32:43.920
<v Speaker 3>You just set it out in the front yard or something.

0:32:43.960 --> 0:32:46.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, pretty much. Any Also, you can put it

0:32:46.440 --> 0:32:48.440
<v Speaker 2>in a humane trap if you can create some kind

0:32:48.440 --> 0:32:50.200
<v Speaker 2>of trap that the dog uses, like a crate, maybe

0:32:50.240 --> 0:32:52.600
<v Speaker 2>with like a kickover stick or something, you know, like

0:32:52.760 --> 0:32:55.120
<v Speaker 2>they're crate, not like you know. But anyway, don't walk

0:32:55.120 --> 0:32:57.600
<v Speaker 2>around looking for your dog, I said, don't even drive around.

0:32:57.720 --> 0:33:00.840
<v Speaker 2>She says, they can spread your scent be confusing. Don't

0:33:00.880 --> 0:33:03.160
<v Speaker 2>call for your dog. Don't offer a reward the Paris

0:33:03.240 --> 0:33:07.440
<v Speaker 2>Hilton model, because she says it rewards and incentivizes it's

0:33:07.520 --> 0:33:09.840
<v Speaker 2>pet theft. So if maybe not for you, but for

0:33:09.920 --> 0:33:12.160
<v Speaker 2>down the road. Also, don't try to catch a dog

0:33:12.320 --> 0:33:13.840
<v Speaker 2>if you're the one who sees it and it's not

0:33:14.000 --> 0:33:16.480
<v Speaker 2>your dog, reads Stad reported missing. This is because you

0:33:16.560 --> 0:33:18.640
<v Speaker 2>may scare the dog once again, carried into traffic or

0:33:18.680 --> 0:33:21.080
<v Speaker 2>so forth. According to bring them back, Babs, and I

0:33:21.160 --> 0:33:23.360
<v Speaker 2>quote reporting is crucial because those are the leads that

0:33:23.440 --> 0:33:25.520
<v Speaker 2>get people back to their dogs, or people like me,

0:33:25.960 --> 0:33:27.680
<v Speaker 2>the leads that I need to help an honor do

0:33:27.800 --> 0:33:30.280
<v Speaker 2>the right things. Yeah, and of course she would say

0:33:30.280 --> 0:33:32.080
<v Speaker 2>that's like Elon Musk going. You need to work, not

0:33:32.200 --> 0:33:34.240
<v Speaker 2>work from home. I sell cars. You need to not

0:33:34.360 --> 0:33:37.800
<v Speaker 2>work from home anyway. But I'm just saying she's incentivized.

0:33:38.320 --> 0:33:41.760
<v Speaker 2>But I still say, Elizabeth, you ever want a second career,

0:33:41.920 --> 0:33:44.400
<v Speaker 2>bring them back. Babs is pretty much living your best life.

0:33:44.520 --> 0:33:46.600
<v Speaker 2>It sounds like because I thought you would. You should

0:33:46.600 --> 0:33:48.840
<v Speaker 2>know not only she's selling real estate in San Diego

0:33:49.320 --> 0:33:51.800
<v Speaker 2>and out dog detecting, but she has a ten acre

0:33:51.960 --> 0:33:54.840
<v Speaker 2>ranch where she and her husband keep eight goats, ten horses,

0:33:55.120 --> 0:33:58.560
<v Speaker 2>a slew of rescue cats and dogs, and she runs

0:33:58.640 --> 0:33:59.760
<v Speaker 2>a licensed rescue CA.

0:34:00.400 --> 0:34:01.320
<v Speaker 3>Oh that sounds amazing.

0:34:01.400 --> 0:34:04.400
<v Speaker 2>Special investigator Dot in your Future is calling it sounds amazing.

0:34:04.440 --> 0:34:05.800
<v Speaker 3>But I'll tell you, I think I'm a little too

0:34:05.960 --> 0:34:08.800
<v Speaker 3>fragile to do the like pet detecting.

0:34:09.040 --> 0:34:09.799
<v Speaker 2>You think I would be.

0:34:09.840 --> 0:34:12.400
<v Speaker 3>Upset if something happened to the dog, I don't want to.

0:34:12.719 --> 0:34:15.680
<v Speaker 2>I think your gallows humer would carry you through. No.

0:34:15.800 --> 0:34:17.560
<v Speaker 2>I mean, for real, I think you could manage. I

0:34:17.600 --> 0:34:19.520
<v Speaker 2>think it would be hard on you, But I think

0:34:19.560 --> 0:34:22.680
<v Speaker 2>the rewards of finding the pet balance out all of

0:34:22.719 --> 0:34:25.880
<v Speaker 2>the times you did not true. Okay, let's take a

0:34:25.880 --> 0:34:28.440
<v Speaker 2>little break and uh we will come back and I

0:34:28.480 --> 0:34:30.719
<v Speaker 2>will have some more stories of pet detective Rey. I

0:34:30.840 --> 0:34:56.600
<v Speaker 2>can't wait, and Rebecca Elizabeth. All right, hey, so hey chief,

0:34:56.760 --> 0:34:59.279
<v Speaker 2>you're ready for some more blessed family reunions. You know,

0:34:59.440 --> 0:35:01.320
<v Speaker 2>I've got a couple more pet detective cases for you.

0:35:01.760 --> 0:35:04.040
<v Speaker 2>So start off, let's go. Let's go right back to

0:35:04.080 --> 0:35:06.680
<v Speaker 2>bring them back Babs. Yeah, okay, because when she's on

0:35:06.760 --> 0:35:08.680
<v Speaker 2>the case, I'm happy to tell you she's gonna get

0:35:08.800 --> 0:35:13.879
<v Speaker 2>joyous family reunions. Hooray. Okay, So let's take the case

0:35:13.920 --> 0:35:15.000
<v Speaker 2>of the missing doctor.

0:35:15.320 --> 0:35:17.319
<v Speaker 3>The case of the Missing Doc.

0:35:17.440 --> 0:35:18.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like a Sherlock Holmes.

0:35:18.600 --> 0:35:20.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know, hardy boys.

0:35:21.120 --> 0:35:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, them too. I preferre Nancy due the party

0:35:24.040 --> 0:35:27.520
<v Speaker 2>boys kind of suss. Yeah, it's weird, straight edge. I

0:35:27.640 --> 0:35:27.960
<v Speaker 2>was just like this.

0:35:28.080 --> 0:35:29.840
<v Speaker 3>I never read it, but I liked miss Drew had

0:35:29.880 --> 0:35:30.440
<v Speaker 3>some fired her.

0:35:30.520 --> 0:35:33.040
<v Speaker 2>I liked her anyway. I like anyone who's like a

0:35:33.080 --> 0:35:37.040
<v Speaker 2>little moxie. Anyway, I'm sidetracking. So the case of the

0:35:37.120 --> 0:35:40.080
<v Speaker 2>Missing doctor. Yes, now keep in mind doctor was a dog,

0:35:40.760 --> 0:35:43.920
<v Speaker 2>oh so, a mixed breed. He was the fur baby

0:35:43.960 --> 0:35:46.080
<v Speaker 2>of Darlene and Paul Horn, the married couple. Where they

0:35:46.080 --> 0:35:47.880
<v Speaker 2>were from Soko, and they had been packing for a

0:35:47.920 --> 0:35:50.000
<v Speaker 2>trip to Alaska. They took their beloved dog to their

0:35:50.040 --> 0:35:52.480
<v Speaker 2>pet sitter. Twenty minutes later, back home, they get a

0:35:52.520 --> 0:35:53.880
<v Speaker 2>call dog is missing.

0:35:54.040 --> 0:35:54.960
<v Speaker 3>Are you kidding? Yeah?

0:35:55.160 --> 0:35:58.120
<v Speaker 2>Forty five year old Darlene Horn told the Today Show quote,

0:35:58.520 --> 0:36:01.320
<v Speaker 2>as a childish couple, we consider doctor pretty much our family.

0:36:01.760 --> 0:36:05.040
<v Speaker 2>So she's distraught, right, they've lost their child. Yeah, So

0:36:05.400 --> 0:36:08.480
<v Speaker 2>the couple they cancel their Alaska trip. They call veteran

0:36:08.560 --> 0:36:12.560
<v Speaker 2>pet detective Bab, bring them back alive, Babe Fry. So

0:36:12.960 --> 0:36:15.000
<v Speaker 2>she gets right to work. Over the phone, Bab tells

0:36:15.080 --> 0:36:17.000
<v Speaker 2>the Horns, quote, you two need to split up. One go,

0:36:17.360 --> 0:36:19.719
<v Speaker 2>uh wait at the pet sitters house in case Doctor

0:36:19.719 --> 0:36:21.880
<v Speaker 2>double's back. The other should wait at your house with

0:36:21.960 --> 0:36:24.600
<v Speaker 2>doors open, lights on. You know, it's our general technique. Right,

0:36:24.719 --> 0:36:29.240
<v Speaker 2>they do is instructed, but nothing occurs. No doctor days

0:36:29.520 --> 0:36:32.840
<v Speaker 2>pass the Horns. They grew more and more worried, so

0:36:33.000 --> 0:36:35.120
<v Speaker 2>bring them back, Babs. He's on the case though, So

0:36:35.600 --> 0:36:37.879
<v Speaker 2>the Horns. They also had some luck on their side,

0:36:37.960 --> 0:36:41.719
<v Speaker 2>and they also had one particular host of ridiculous crime. Elizabeth.

0:36:41.760 --> 0:36:44.279
<v Speaker 2>I'd like you to close your eyes, my eyes a

0:36:44.400 --> 0:36:47.799
<v Speaker 2>clue and picture it. It's high nude and you are

0:36:47.880 --> 0:36:51.200
<v Speaker 2>in a dry river bed in southern California. Forty minutes

0:36:51.239 --> 0:36:53.920
<v Speaker 2>east of San Diego, what the locals might call an arroyo.

0:36:54.400 --> 0:36:57.800
<v Speaker 2>The midday heat doesn't bother you since you are a butterfly.

0:36:58.440 --> 0:37:01.680
<v Speaker 2>You are a dazzling monarch butterfly flitting your way across

0:37:01.719 --> 0:37:04.279
<v Speaker 2>the Bear Republic turned US State, on your way south

0:37:04.360 --> 0:37:07.680
<v Speaker 2>to a butterfly sanctuary at the Mexico border. At the moment, though,

0:37:07.920 --> 0:37:10.680
<v Speaker 2>you watch two human beings just below you. They aren't

0:37:10.680 --> 0:37:12.959
<v Speaker 2>aware of you. They are scrambling over the dirty rocks

0:37:13.000 --> 0:37:17.000
<v Speaker 2>along the canyon riverbed. They look worried, and eagle screams

0:37:17.040 --> 0:37:19.600
<v Speaker 2>in the distance, and then the humans do the same,

0:37:19.760 --> 0:37:27.880
<v Speaker 2>only they kind of gently shout, doctor, Doctor. These words

0:37:27.960 --> 0:37:30.840
<v Speaker 2>mean very little to you, you are a migratory butterfly,

0:37:31.320 --> 0:37:34.360
<v Speaker 2>but the soft urgency of their words stay with you,

0:37:34.680 --> 0:37:36.480
<v Speaker 2>so you flit about, hoping to see what the whole

0:37:36.520 --> 0:37:38.720
<v Speaker 2>deal is. You're pretty sure they won't find this doctor

0:37:38.800 --> 0:37:41.080
<v Speaker 2>in the desert, but who knows. The humans look to

0:37:41.120 --> 0:37:43.759
<v Speaker 2>be a married couple. They soft shout again across this

0:37:43.920 --> 0:37:51.160
<v Speaker 2>empty river canyon, doctor, door, and you see that the

0:37:51.239 --> 0:37:54.520
<v Speaker 2>husband is holding a whole rotisserie chick. He waves his

0:37:54.640 --> 0:37:57.680
<v Speaker 2>hands over the cooked bird, wafting the aroman to the air.

0:37:58.120 --> 0:37:59.960
<v Speaker 2>The wife, she spreads out a blanket on the rock.

0:38:00.360 --> 0:38:03.120
<v Speaker 2>She calmly sits down, just like how their pet detective

0:38:03.160 --> 0:38:06.320
<v Speaker 2>bring him back, Babs suggested to them. Babs also recommended

0:38:06.360 --> 0:38:08.600
<v Speaker 2>they bring a whole rotisserie chicken, so not for them

0:38:08.640 --> 0:38:10.400
<v Speaker 2>to eat, but for the husband. So they did that

0:38:10.480 --> 0:38:13.920
<v Speaker 2>as well, the husband dutifully waving and wafting. She is

0:38:14.000 --> 0:38:16.319
<v Speaker 2>also trying not to scream their dog's name. But they

0:38:16.640 --> 0:38:19.560
<v Speaker 2>they're worried, so they've been doing their best to kind

0:38:19.600 --> 0:38:26.160
<v Speaker 2>of soft shout a few more times. Doctor, Doctor, you

0:38:26.560 --> 0:38:28.800
<v Speaker 2>flit down in a light on a desert rose. You

0:38:28.920 --> 0:38:30.960
<v Speaker 2>watch the married couple, now seated on the blanket. The

0:38:31.040 --> 0:38:33.560
<v Speaker 2>husband is still wafting chicken aroma fast as he can

0:38:33.680 --> 0:38:36.440
<v Speaker 2>into the blue of midday, while the wife scans the

0:38:36.480 --> 0:38:39.200
<v Speaker 2>middle distance. She reaches down and brings up a bell.

0:38:39.680 --> 0:38:41.800
<v Speaker 2>She rings the bell, hoping to catch the ear of

0:38:41.880 --> 0:38:44.520
<v Speaker 2>the missing dog. You hear the husband say, honey, it's

0:38:44.560 --> 0:38:47.080
<v Speaker 2>been eighty eight hours. I'm just so worried about doctor.

0:38:47.640 --> 0:38:51.000
<v Speaker 2>The wife calmly replies, bring him back. Babs said, we

0:38:51.120 --> 0:38:51.640
<v Speaker 2>can't panic.

0:38:51.719 --> 0:38:52.439
<v Speaker 3>We have to be cool.

0:38:52.600 --> 0:38:55.759
<v Speaker 2>We have the chicken. We're ringing the bell. Oh, look that.

0:38:55.840 --> 0:38:58.439
<v Speaker 2>Look at that butterfly. Okay, okay, so just keep looking.

0:38:58.760 --> 0:39:02.480
<v Speaker 2>You swell with pride at this pair of obvious appreciators

0:39:02.480 --> 0:39:05.440
<v Speaker 2>of your striking orange color, the spread of your spots.

0:39:05.520 --> 0:39:07.600
<v Speaker 2>You slowly open and spread your wings for them and

0:39:07.680 --> 0:39:11.080
<v Speaker 2>everyone else to enjoy. And you spot movement in the brush.

0:39:11.560 --> 0:39:14.560
<v Speaker 2>It's a very brush fraggled dog. A few pounds later,

0:39:14.960 --> 0:39:17.640
<v Speaker 2>looking very thirsty, comes scrambling out of the dust to Royo.

0:39:18.000 --> 0:39:18.680
<v Speaker 3>It's doctor.

0:39:18.920 --> 0:39:21.279
<v Speaker 2>The wife and husband both shout in unison. You take

0:39:21.360 --> 0:39:23.880
<v Speaker 2>to the air, joyous and happy for this family reunion.

0:39:24.080 --> 0:39:26.840
<v Speaker 2>As you flip back into the blue yonder above. On

0:39:27.040 --> 0:39:30.239
<v Speaker 2>your way to the butterfly sanctuary, you hear the wife

0:39:30.320 --> 0:39:32.640
<v Speaker 2>on the phone with their pet detective. You can't hear

0:39:32.760 --> 0:39:34.920
<v Speaker 2>bring them back Barb's side of the call, but you

0:39:35.000 --> 0:39:37.399
<v Speaker 2>do hear the wife say no charge. Are you sure?

0:39:38.000 --> 0:39:40.480
<v Speaker 2>There's a pause, and then she says, yes, of course,

0:39:40.800 --> 0:39:42.480
<v Speaker 2>we will pay it forward. Thank you so much. You

0:39:42.560 --> 0:39:45.600
<v Speaker 2>are the best pet detective in the world. And there

0:39:45.640 --> 0:39:47.400
<v Speaker 2>you go, Elizabeth on to.

0:39:47.520 --> 0:39:50.319
<v Speaker 3>Mexico, Beautiful. I'm glad I got to witness time.

0:39:50.320 --> 0:39:52.080
<v Speaker 2>See I gave you another happy ending, he did.

0:39:52.200 --> 0:39:56.960
<v Speaker 3>Now refresh my memory what kind of dog is? Doctor?

0:39:58.200 --> 0:40:00.840
<v Speaker 2>I never said, oh, I wasn't paying to No, I

0:40:00.960 --> 0:40:02.560
<v Speaker 2>just let you picture it. You can do any way

0:40:02.600 --> 0:40:05.400
<v Speaker 2>you want. Funny, it's a very distinguished dog. He's been

0:40:05.440 --> 0:40:05.959
<v Speaker 2>to med school.

0:40:06.400 --> 0:40:09.960
<v Speaker 3>And uh, this is the problem. Like when people tell

0:40:10.000 --> 0:40:11.480
<v Speaker 3>me they have a dog, I'm always like, what's the

0:40:11.560 --> 0:40:13.080
<v Speaker 3>dog's name? Okay, what kind of dog is?

0:40:13.640 --> 0:40:15.479
<v Speaker 2>More? You do walk away from people knowing more about

0:40:15.480 --> 0:40:16.279
<v Speaker 2>their pets than that I do.

0:40:17.360 --> 0:40:20.440
<v Speaker 3>Everyone should carry like baseball cards with their dogs, all

0:40:20.440 --> 0:40:22.520
<v Speaker 3>the stats and everything. And oh here, let me give

0:40:22.520 --> 0:40:23.239
<v Speaker 3>you my dog's card.

0:40:23.640 --> 0:40:24.839
<v Speaker 2>Dog bats left, throws right.

0:40:24.920 --> 0:40:27.160
<v Speaker 3>And then I have like a big, you know, binder

0:40:27.239 --> 0:40:29.839
<v Speaker 3>at home. I flip through all the dogs you've met. Yeah,

0:40:29.920 --> 0:40:32.680
<v Speaker 3>like that's when I met fifth one. I met guirrel

0:40:33.280 --> 0:40:38.360
<v Speaker 3>that watch four days ago, nerd out on. Well, I

0:40:38.480 --> 0:40:40.600
<v Speaker 3>have to like keep that inside and then sometimes it

0:40:40.880 --> 0:40:41.480
<v Speaker 3>just eats out.

0:40:42.800 --> 0:40:45.719
<v Speaker 2>Well. I got another table of Pet Detective re for you.

0:40:45.960 --> 0:40:49.200
<v Speaker 3>Does it have a happy ending? Maybe I only do

0:40:49.360 --> 0:40:53.040
<v Speaker 3>happy ending right now? Okay, this world is horrible. We

0:40:53.120 --> 0:40:54.000
<v Speaker 3>can only do happy end.

0:40:54.520 --> 0:40:57.759
<v Speaker 2>I came to you with this in mind. All right,

0:40:58.320 --> 0:41:00.960
<v Speaker 2>So this next one comes was from Texas, but I

0:41:01.080 --> 0:41:04.719
<v Speaker 2>warn you it's not a Texas story like you imagine. Okay, okay,

0:41:05.120 --> 0:41:08.120
<v Speaker 2>a Russian Blue was missing. A Russian Blue is a cat?

0:41:08.160 --> 0:41:09.319
<v Speaker 3>By the way, yeah cat.

0:41:09.360 --> 0:41:11.040
<v Speaker 2>The Russian Blue have been missing for a week. On

0:41:11.200 --> 0:41:13.360
<v Speaker 2>day five from the next door post and the Facebook

0:41:13.360 --> 0:41:16.120
<v Speaker 2>post had led to nothing. The pet owners started researching

0:41:16.200 --> 0:41:20.240
<v Speaker 2>pet detectives. They found Bonnie McCreery Hale of Grapevine, Texas.

0:41:20.600 --> 0:41:24.280
<v Speaker 2>She is a licensed special investigator. Her specialty lost pets.

0:41:24.719 --> 0:41:27.640
<v Speaker 2>She operates out of the Dallas Fort Worth metropolitan area.

0:41:27.920 --> 0:41:30.920
<v Speaker 2>Now her work associates are all dogs. She especially trained

0:41:30.920 --> 0:41:34.720
<v Speaker 2>search and rescue dogs. She works in Louisiana, Oklahoma, Arkansas,

0:41:34.760 --> 0:41:37.200
<v Speaker 2>all across Texas. The first thing that she asked when

0:41:37.239 --> 0:41:39.200
<v Speaker 2>she gets a call is how long has your fur

0:41:39.280 --> 0:41:42.000
<v Speaker 2>baby been missing? Once again, I added the fur part.

0:41:42.120 --> 0:41:44.120
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I feel like, ma'am, I don't use that term.

0:41:44.440 --> 0:41:45.480
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't regret.

0:41:45.719 --> 0:41:47.520
<v Speaker 3>I regret coming up with skin mom.

0:41:47.760 --> 0:41:50.279
<v Speaker 2>I know, and I love throwing about you. I know.

0:41:50.600 --> 0:41:52.160
<v Speaker 3>It's like I created a monster.

0:41:54.400 --> 0:41:56.319
<v Speaker 2>If the pet owner, when they call her, they say

0:41:56.360 --> 0:41:58.160
<v Speaker 2>that the pet's been missing for more than two weeks,

0:41:58.440 --> 0:42:00.959
<v Speaker 2>she won't take the case. That's the forty eight hours

0:42:01.000 --> 0:42:04.000
<v Speaker 2>thing you're talking about. Yeah, there's a farther one out,

0:42:04.239 --> 0:42:07.839
<v Speaker 2>which is like, look, we ain't looking yeah, especially like cats. Yeah.

0:42:08.160 --> 0:42:09.719
<v Speaker 2>So when she got the call about the Russian Blue,

0:42:10.239 --> 0:42:12.440
<v Speaker 2>they were still inside that two week window. Okay, So

0:42:12.680 --> 0:42:14.440
<v Speaker 2>McCreery hale she gets to work and she did, and

0:42:14.560 --> 0:42:17.480
<v Speaker 2>Elizabeth Dutton, she pulled up Google street View. Yes, she

0:42:17.600 --> 0:42:19.920
<v Speaker 2>took out satellite tour of the area, investigated what the

0:42:19.960 --> 0:42:21.880
<v Speaker 2>predator profile of the area was.

0:42:22.040 --> 0:42:22.960
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I love it.

0:42:23.360 --> 0:42:25.719
<v Speaker 2>While she's driving Dauston, she told the pet owner to

0:42:25.800 --> 0:42:27.839
<v Speaker 2>have their neighbors take their dogs out and sniff around

0:42:27.840 --> 0:42:30.360
<v Speaker 2>their sheds, around their houses. They did as instructed, No

0:42:30.480 --> 0:42:33.480
<v Speaker 2>Russian Blue. Right. Then a text comes in, is this

0:42:33.600 --> 0:42:37.040
<v Speaker 2>your cat? Boom? Another job well done? Scratch one up

0:42:37.080 --> 0:42:39.759
<v Speaker 2>for the pet detectives. Yeah, McCreary hale had all the

0:42:39.840 --> 0:42:42.480
<v Speaker 2>training she needed to be excellent because she had trained

0:42:42.480 --> 0:42:45.719
<v Speaker 2>with someone named Cat Albrecht, who was a former cop

0:42:45.800 --> 0:42:48.760
<v Speaker 2>who turned into the founder of Missing Animal Response Network

0:42:48.800 --> 0:42:51.600
<v Speaker 2>and the National Center for Missing Pets. Albright has been

0:42:51.840 --> 0:42:55.440
<v Speaker 2>training a generation of pet detectives. So Albrick relies on

0:42:55.520 --> 0:42:58.279
<v Speaker 2>trained bloodhounds and like a classic detective like in like

0:42:58.360 --> 0:43:01.839
<v Speaker 2>a deer stalker coat Sherlock Holmes had she's out there

0:43:01.920 --> 0:43:04.640
<v Speaker 2>with the like the bloodhounds. That No, no, it's just

0:43:04.719 --> 0:43:08.080
<v Speaker 2>how I imagine it's Sorry, I didn't falsely hypeio. But

0:43:08.200 --> 0:43:11.080
<v Speaker 2>starting nineteen ninety seven, she's been working as a pet investigator,

0:43:11.160 --> 0:43:13.360
<v Speaker 2>not a pet detective. She's out there like a PI.

0:43:13.680 --> 0:43:13.919
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:43:14.040 --> 0:43:16.480
<v Speaker 2>So she she also, by the way, was a in

0:43:16.680 --> 0:43:19.399
<v Speaker 2>law enforcement for years prior, and she brings her law

0:43:19.480 --> 0:43:24.279
<v Speaker 2>enforcement background her dedicated to detective qualities, and she's, you know,

0:43:25.040 --> 0:43:27.960
<v Speaker 2>a very good detective for police and turns to her

0:43:28.040 --> 0:43:31.160
<v Speaker 2>police work for pets. Right, but she's also like the

0:43:31.320 --> 0:43:35.239
<v Speaker 2>Batman of pet detectives. Because I know this sounds like,

0:43:35.280 --> 0:43:37.760
<v Speaker 2>oh she operates at night and beats up like people

0:43:37.840 --> 0:43:39.560
<v Speaker 2>in the shadows. No, No, what I mean is she

0:43:39.680 --> 0:43:42.000
<v Speaker 2>brings like a Batman utility belt to her job. She's

0:43:42.040 --> 0:43:46.000
<v Speaker 2>got like all this high tech gear, infrared cameras, listening devices,

0:43:46.160 --> 0:43:48.880
<v Speaker 2>search cameras like I bet she's got some of them,

0:43:49.239 --> 0:43:51.840
<v Speaker 2>dog finding drones like I bet. Oh, yeah, she's all

0:43:51.880 --> 0:43:54.239
<v Speaker 2>about that, right. She's the person who everybody in the

0:43:54.320 --> 0:43:57.120
<v Speaker 2>pet detective world they credit her with pioneering the use

0:43:57.160 --> 0:44:00.520
<v Speaker 2>of quote search probability theory as well as quote deductive

0:44:00.560 --> 0:44:06.880
<v Speaker 2>reasoning for missing cats and feline behavioral profiling. Feline behavioral

0:44:06.960 --> 0:44:09.239
<v Speaker 2>profiling is a quote, a system of predicting patterns of

0:44:09.239 --> 0:44:12.160
<v Speaker 2>feline behavior, similar to how the FBI profiles criminal behavior.

0:44:12.320 --> 0:44:15.279
<v Speaker 3>So did they interview cats who've gone missing? Your cats?

0:44:15.760 --> 0:44:17.040
<v Speaker 3>So tell me about your experience?

0:44:17.320 --> 0:44:21.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, tell me. Tell me about your mother and about

0:44:21.800 --> 0:44:24.200
<v Speaker 2>your father. Okay, did do you ever torture pets when

0:44:24.200 --> 0:44:29.040
<v Speaker 2>you were a kidd? To other cats? So basically, this

0:44:29.200 --> 0:44:33.359
<v Speaker 2>Joe Mantania, FBI profiler for missing cats, she's the person

0:44:33.400 --> 0:44:37.880
<v Speaker 2>who's credited also for creating quote cat detection dogs. I

0:44:38.000 --> 0:44:40.160
<v Speaker 2>just love that as a term cat detection dogs. I

0:44:40.200 --> 0:44:43.359
<v Speaker 2>think all dogs are cat detection dogs. But anyway, it's

0:44:43.400 --> 0:44:45.520
<v Speaker 2>like a cadaver dog, but for living cats.

0:44:45.640 --> 0:44:50.440
<v Speaker 3>Right, So cat detection dogs chicken roat hissory dogs exactly exactly.

0:44:51.280 --> 0:44:53.160
<v Speaker 2>The cat detection dogs are the search dogs. But then

0:44:53.200 --> 0:44:55.359
<v Speaker 2>there are also trailing dogs, and these are the ones

0:44:55.360 --> 0:44:58.560
<v Speaker 2>who specialize in following missing dogs. So they they're more

0:44:58.640 --> 0:45:02.279
<v Speaker 2>like the bloodhounds blood cat detectors, they're more like trailing dog.

0:45:02.840 --> 0:45:05.160
<v Speaker 3>I think that's fascinating, all that search and rescue type.

0:45:05.239 --> 0:45:07.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh, she once used DNA to solve one of her

0:45:07.560 --> 0:45:11.839
<v Speaker 2>cases from just a single cat whisker. Yeah, totally. She's

0:45:11.880 --> 0:45:15.160
<v Speaker 2>also identified a type of evidence that she has dubbed

0:45:15.400 --> 0:45:18.839
<v Speaker 2>high probability evidence, and but she describes that as quote,

0:45:18.880 --> 0:45:21.399
<v Speaker 2>cat fibers on objects that often indicate where a lost

0:45:21.480 --> 0:45:22.560
<v Speaker 2>cat is likely to be found.

0:45:23.360 --> 0:45:26.520
<v Speaker 3>When she goes it feels like Encyclopedia Brown, like she

0:45:26.640 --> 0:45:28.839
<v Speaker 3>goes to someone's house and they have like white cat

0:45:29.320 --> 0:45:31.760
<v Speaker 3>fur on their sweatshirt, and she's like, have you seen fluffy?

0:45:32.360 --> 0:45:33.240
<v Speaker 2>No, No, I haven't.

0:45:33.440 --> 0:45:35.120
<v Speaker 3>Do you own a cat? No doubt?

0:45:35.160 --> 0:45:36.120
<v Speaker 2>Is that an angora sweater?

0:45:37.480 --> 0:45:40.680
<v Speaker 3>Well you've got fur all over his sweater. Busted boom.

0:45:41.000 --> 0:45:45.120
<v Speaker 2>Encyclopedia Brown solves another. Great, we'll be a great pet detective,

0:45:45.160 --> 0:45:47.920
<v Speaker 2>by the way, Yeah totally. I learned a lot as

0:45:47.920 --> 0:45:51.960
<v Speaker 2>a young detective and training Encyclopedia Brown on it. That

0:45:52.120 --> 0:45:54.239
<v Speaker 2>was Okay, we're gonna be real about it. That was

0:45:54.320 --> 0:45:58.480
<v Speaker 2>my favorite kid detective. I won't even lie anyway. So anyway,

0:45:58.560 --> 0:46:01.200
<v Speaker 2>all right, right, she's trained to hold generation of pet detectives.

0:46:01.680 --> 0:46:03.960
<v Speaker 2>And the thing that she brought to it is she

0:46:04.080 --> 0:46:07.000
<v Speaker 2>recognizes that you were basically dealing with a unique crisis.

0:46:07.080 --> 0:46:09.120
<v Speaker 2>This is a kin to a missing child for these people.

0:46:09.280 --> 0:46:11.160
<v Speaker 2>So she's been very keen to make sure that all

0:46:11.560 --> 0:46:14.919
<v Speaker 2>pet detectives they know that these skin mommies and flesh

0:46:16.080 --> 0:46:19.160
<v Speaker 2>don't spiral out when their baby is missing. Yeah. Yeah, So,

0:46:19.360 --> 0:46:22.439
<v Speaker 2>in case you're wondering, do pet detectives as specialties, Yes,

0:46:22.640 --> 0:46:26.759
<v Speaker 2>and no, Elizabeth, some do, others don't. But there are

0:46:26.840 --> 0:46:28.600
<v Speaker 2>ones who are better at, say, finding cats, or a

0:46:28.719 --> 0:46:32.200
<v Speaker 2>better finding dogs. Right, and so McCreary hale better finding cats,

0:46:32.239 --> 0:46:34.080
<v Speaker 2>they say, quote, we find so many more cats than

0:46:34.120 --> 0:46:37.520
<v Speaker 2>we do dogs. The reason why quote McCree hale says,

0:46:37.600 --> 0:46:39.600
<v Speaker 2>cats are ever so much easier to find and quite

0:46:39.680 --> 0:46:41.600
<v Speaker 2>predictable in some of their behaviors. The main thing is

0:46:41.760 --> 0:46:44.600
<v Speaker 2>they're there to find. Yeah, yeah, So, which is weird

0:46:44.640 --> 0:46:47.200
<v Speaker 2>that cats don't get picked up by other animals as

0:46:47.239 --> 0:46:49.839
<v Speaker 2>often as dogs do. Oh, I don't know, they say.

0:46:49.880 --> 0:46:53.120
<v Speaker 2>That's from what she's described. I'm not the pet detective, Elizabeth.

0:46:53.200 --> 0:46:55.320
<v Speaker 3>Cats are more inclined to slip out and hide.

0:46:55.600 --> 0:46:59.399
<v Speaker 2>That's exactly what she said. Yes, she said that it's

0:46:59.440 --> 0:47:01.879
<v Speaker 2>easier to find because of missing dog roams and cat's hide.

0:47:02.239 --> 0:47:04.239
<v Speaker 2>You called it check under the porch. We'll look at

0:47:04.320 --> 0:47:06.600
<v Speaker 2>you now. She also says the reason why she does

0:47:06.640 --> 0:47:08.239
<v Speaker 2>it is the thing we were talking about earlier. I

0:47:08.320 --> 0:47:10.480
<v Speaker 2>don't know anywhere else to get that, and what that

0:47:10.719 --> 0:47:13.120
<v Speaker 2>is is the feeling of quote. I just can't find

0:47:13.160 --> 0:47:15.560
<v Speaker 2>any one other place in this world to observe or

0:47:15.640 --> 0:47:17.200
<v Speaker 2>to be a part of, or to help bring about

0:47:17.239 --> 0:47:19.759
<v Speaker 2>that kind of joy. So when she is able to

0:47:19.840 --> 0:47:23.160
<v Speaker 2>reunite a pet, the ninety makes up for the ten percent, Yeah,

0:47:23.280 --> 0:47:23.799
<v Speaker 2>that makes sense.

0:47:23.920 --> 0:47:25.920
<v Speaker 3>And then the other ten percent she shows up on

0:47:26.000 --> 0:47:30.640
<v Speaker 3>their doorstep with like a telegram and a folded flag, wearing.

0:47:30.400 --> 0:47:33.800
<v Speaker 2>A US Army costume costume, a uniform costume.

0:47:33.840 --> 0:47:35.560
<v Speaker 3>Why are you dressed like that? Because we don't do.

0:47:35.600 --> 0:47:38.120
<v Speaker 2>Stolen valor saw the party Rental had?

0:47:38.400 --> 0:47:40.040
<v Speaker 3>Are you dressed like that? Ma'am?

0:47:40.120 --> 0:47:42.160
<v Speaker 2>I have bad news. Now you may be wondering, Saren

0:47:42.440 --> 0:47:44.640
<v Speaker 2>Are there any men who are pet detectives? We've only

0:47:44.680 --> 0:47:45.719
<v Speaker 2>been talking about women.

0:47:45.840 --> 0:47:46.400
<v Speaker 3>Any men?

0:47:46.760 --> 0:47:49.240
<v Speaker 2>Are there any non binaries who are pet detectives? Because

0:47:49.480 --> 0:47:51.879
<v Speaker 2>let's just say that women in non binaries are way

0:47:51.920 --> 0:47:53.560
<v Speaker 2>better than men at this, because that's all I pretty

0:47:53.640 --> 0:47:55.319
<v Speaker 2>much just able to find. Oh really, although I did

0:47:55.400 --> 0:47:57.080
<v Speaker 2>find one dude, but he was like whatever. So we're

0:47:57.080 --> 0:47:58.879
<v Speaker 2>not even going to discuss him. He wasn't very good

0:47:58.880 --> 0:48:00.960
<v Speaker 2>at what He's not even fun is a Spentura. Right.

0:48:01.160 --> 0:48:02.719
<v Speaker 2>So what I do want to talk to you, though,

0:48:02.800 --> 0:48:04.919
<v Speaker 2>is about what we haven't discussed yet, which is someone

0:48:04.960 --> 0:48:07.600
<v Speaker 2>who specializes in cats. Yeah right, because I don't want

0:48:07.600 --> 0:48:08.920
<v Speaker 2>to think the cat owners to think that we're not

0:48:09.040 --> 0:48:11.080
<v Speaker 2>concerned about their missing pets as well. So let's treat

0:48:11.120 --> 0:48:11.680
<v Speaker 2>them all equally.

0:48:11.760 --> 0:48:13.600
<v Speaker 3>Although I got to say, like, you know, I lurk

0:48:13.680 --> 0:48:15.560
<v Speaker 3>on next door. Yeah, and it's like so full of

0:48:15.640 --> 0:48:17.719
<v Speaker 3>missing pets, So I don't like to look actually that

0:48:17.840 --> 0:48:20.279
<v Speaker 3>much anymore because it's upsetting to me. Yeah, I feel

0:48:20.320 --> 0:48:21.280
<v Speaker 3>bad when people miss.

0:48:21.120 --> 0:48:23.040
<v Speaker 2>The I understand that I didn't realize the numbers.

0:48:23.080 --> 0:48:25.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, it's crazy. And like there's a lady who's

0:48:25.040 --> 0:48:27.040
<v Speaker 3>been like posting for weeks now about her dog that

0:48:27.120 --> 0:48:30.520
<v Speaker 3>got out. She reposts every day. Anyway, I as much

0:48:30.560 --> 0:48:33.359
<v Speaker 3>as I love animals and I'm tenderhearted, I do kind

0:48:33.400 --> 0:48:35.440
<v Speaker 3>of like every time I see a missing cat, I

0:48:35.560 --> 0:48:38.200
<v Speaker 3>just go rip and like go to the scenes.

0:48:38.200 --> 0:48:40.800
<v Speaker 2>As I'm talking about, this is a gallows shammer. This

0:48:40.800 --> 0:48:44.000
<v Speaker 2>is what I mean. I think you could detective Rip.

0:48:44.000 --> 0:48:46.360
<v Speaker 3>If you're catting gone for like a week. I'm not

0:48:46.480 --> 0:48:47.000
<v Speaker 3>around anyone.

0:48:47.000 --> 0:48:49.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you you could do fine on the cat

0:48:49.400 --> 0:48:52.320
<v Speaker 2>crime scenes. All right, Well, last one I got for

0:48:52.400 --> 0:48:55.480
<v Speaker 2>you is Kim Freeman, founder of Lost Cat Finder. She's

0:48:55.520 --> 0:48:58.080
<v Speaker 2>known as quote, the world's first full time cat detective.

0:48:58.800 --> 0:49:00.719
<v Speaker 2>No time I thought that she is a cat who

0:49:00.800 --> 0:49:01.400
<v Speaker 2>is a detective.

0:49:01.520 --> 0:49:04.400
<v Speaker 3>But whatever, this is not as exciting, but whatever, so

0:49:04.719 --> 0:49:05.480
<v Speaker 3>help me.

0:49:05.760 --> 0:49:08.920
<v Speaker 2>Exactly her tails swatting around behind her anyway, if you

0:49:08.960 --> 0:49:11.279
<v Speaker 2>can believe it. Her partner, though, is a cat, and

0:49:11.440 --> 0:49:13.560
<v Speaker 2>she her partner is a detective cat. So I'm like,

0:49:13.640 --> 0:49:14.040
<v Speaker 2>that's the cat.

0:49:14.760 --> 0:49:19.160
<v Speaker 3>And does her partner could like convey what his thoughts

0:49:19.200 --> 0:49:20.359
<v Speaker 3>are with like a speak and spell?

0:49:21.120 --> 0:49:22.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't know about that.

0:49:22.360 --> 0:49:23.800
<v Speaker 3>How do they communicate?

0:49:24.400 --> 0:49:27.719
<v Speaker 2>Well, I assume he's got some kind of like a

0:49:27.920 --> 0:49:29.000
<v Speaker 2>body language like.

0:49:29.160 --> 0:49:31.920
<v Speaker 3>That dog one up with ohstbox, Yeah, that would.

0:49:31.680 --> 0:49:34.160
<v Speaker 2>Be dope, getting really close with that. They've they've gotten

0:49:34.200 --> 0:49:36.800
<v Speaker 2>really far with the dolphins and also with dogs. I

0:49:36.800 --> 0:49:39.279
<v Speaker 2>don't know where they are, but I keep hearing twenty

0:49:39.360 --> 0:49:43.319
<v Speaker 2>twenty four. We'll have something. So anyway, So cat's name

0:49:43.560 --> 0:49:47.399
<v Speaker 2>was Henry or is Henry. It's a tuxedo cat spoiler sorry,

0:49:47.440 --> 0:49:50.560
<v Speaker 2>Tuxedo cat, And, as Kim Freeman put quote, most cats

0:49:50.600 --> 0:49:52.080
<v Speaker 2>don't want to be found by a dog, even a

0:49:52.120 --> 0:49:55.560
<v Speaker 2>search and rescue dog. She's a little about this right anyway.

0:49:55.800 --> 0:49:58.239
<v Speaker 2>So but it makes sense based on everything I've learned

0:49:58.239 --> 0:50:01.319
<v Speaker 2>from cartoons. So, yes, dogs don't like cats. Cats don't

0:50:01.360 --> 0:50:02.919
<v Speaker 2>like dogs. True, that's what I learned.

0:50:03.080 --> 0:50:05.319
<v Speaker 3>Well, I don't know. I've always had you time.

0:50:05.280 --> 0:50:06.120
<v Speaker 2>Me cartoons are wrong.

0:50:06.440 --> 0:50:08.720
<v Speaker 3>No, but I've just I am an accept I've always

0:50:08.760 --> 0:50:10.560
<v Speaker 3>had dogs and cats living in harmony. No.

0:50:10.680 --> 0:50:12.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when they grow up together, I'm saying, but strangers

0:50:12.719 --> 0:50:13.200
<v Speaker 2>to each other.

0:50:13.440 --> 0:50:14.239
<v Speaker 3>Let me bring a new one in.

0:50:14.400 --> 0:50:16.279
<v Speaker 2>No, but I'm saying, like on the street, like they

0:50:16.280 --> 0:50:21.600
<v Speaker 2>don't know, y'all get along. In this house, we respect them.

0:50:22.040 --> 0:50:24.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I understand what you're saying.

0:50:24.840 --> 0:50:29.440
<v Speaker 2>Yes, well, Kim Freeman the cat Petfinder. She's an Atlanta

0:50:29.480 --> 0:50:32.120
<v Speaker 2>based pet sleuth and her pet detective partner who really

0:50:32.239 --> 0:50:35.320
<v Speaker 2>is the cat detective, Henry. They've worked together now to

0:50:35.600 --> 0:50:38.279
<v Speaker 2>locate numerous missing cats, and she claims that Henry is

0:50:38.320 --> 0:50:40.319
<v Speaker 2>trained to follow the scent of cats who escape home.

0:50:40.480 --> 0:50:42.760
<v Speaker 2>So she's got a cat who's following other cats.

0:50:42.800 --> 0:50:43.879
<v Speaker 3>Sense a nosy cat.

0:50:44.040 --> 0:50:46.560
<v Speaker 2>Yes, a nosy cat. I thought you'd like this. And

0:50:46.760 --> 0:50:50.000
<v Speaker 2>also like, for instance, Henry has quote found a cat

0:50:50.000 --> 0:50:52.239
<v Speaker 2>who jumped out of a car at a gas station. Yeah.

0:50:52.320 --> 0:50:55.040
<v Speaker 2>Like he's a baller detective. And if you're wondering how

0:50:55.120 --> 0:50:59.000
<v Speaker 2>detective Henry operates, he's not some wild cannon turn in

0:50:59.080 --> 0:51:02.279
<v Speaker 2>your badge and gun detective. No, Henry is like, you know,

0:51:02.440 --> 0:51:04.759
<v Speaker 2>oh you shot the mayor's wife again? Not him, right?

0:51:04.880 --> 0:51:05.400
<v Speaker 2>Not Henry?

0:51:05.600 --> 0:51:06.560
<v Speaker 3>Is he a real cowboy?

0:51:07.320 --> 0:51:10.479
<v Speaker 2>Know this guy? He is a leash trained cat. Oh yeah,

0:51:10.640 --> 0:51:13.120
<v Speaker 2>he's he's like a very gum in cats. He's following

0:51:13.239 --> 0:51:17.160
<v Speaker 2>all the lanes and away. So he wears a camera

0:51:17.320 --> 0:51:19.200
<v Speaker 2>so he can show Freeman what only a cat can

0:51:19.239 --> 0:51:20.880
<v Speaker 2>see and where only a cat can go.

0:51:21.200 --> 0:51:23.440
<v Speaker 3>He's got like the what do they call himen the

0:51:23.520 --> 0:51:25.240
<v Speaker 3>cops wear it? What the camera?

0:51:26.680 --> 0:51:27.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh the bodycam?

0:51:27.640 --> 0:51:28.120
<v Speaker 3>Body cam?

0:51:28.239 --> 0:51:30.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Okay, you know you did your handle. It was

0:51:30.080 --> 0:51:33.759
<v Speaker 2>like a holster. I'm like, what like the body hey?

0:51:34.520 --> 0:51:37.000
<v Speaker 2>I like to imagine Henry is like as a pet detective,

0:51:37.040 --> 0:51:38.840
<v Speaker 2>Like he smokes too much. He's always complaining about his

0:51:38.920 --> 0:51:42.600
<v Speaker 2>ex wife pay alimony. So she's like just tired of

0:51:42.680 --> 0:51:46.680
<v Speaker 2>hearing it, having to always drive Lenny Prisco. Yeah, exactly.

0:51:47.440 --> 0:51:49.320
<v Speaker 2>I want him to be like a like yeah, early

0:51:49.480 --> 0:51:51.600
<v Speaker 2>nineties law and order. That's what I want from him.

0:51:51.800 --> 0:51:54.200
<v Speaker 2>That's what he is now, if you're wondering. Freeman also

0:51:54.280 --> 0:51:57.720
<v Speaker 2>has her top ten cat detective commandments, but she's limited

0:51:57.840 --> 0:51:59.480
<v Speaker 2>to three, so there you go.

0:51:59.680 --> 0:51:59.919
<v Speaker 3>Okay.

0:52:00.160 --> 0:52:02.480
<v Speaker 2>Number one, a litter box is not inviting so, as

0:52:02.560 --> 0:52:05.680
<v Speaker 2>Freeman says, quote, this action will attract wildlife and predators,

0:52:05.719 --> 0:52:07.960
<v Speaker 2>as well as territorial bully cats who may chase your

0:52:08.040 --> 0:52:09.000
<v Speaker 2>cat farther away.

0:52:09.080 --> 0:52:10.640
<v Speaker 3>See, I've always been told you supposed to put the

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<v Speaker 3>litter box outside of so that's what she says.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't do that. Wow. Number two, don't go chasing after

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<v Speaker 2>your cat. Instead, bring the treats and shake them like

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<v Speaker 2>a money maker. I added that last part. She said,

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<v Speaker 2>if you call and shake the treats, your cat may

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<v Speaker 2>move towards your voice, but not come out of hiding

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<v Speaker 2>and may end up farther away from your home. So

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<v Speaker 2>the treats can help. And three and again repeating number

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<v Speaker 2>two for effect, do not chase your cat.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're to chase it with an airhorn exactly, hold

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<v Speaker 3>back and a water gun.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's like quote you can't catch a cat. They

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<v Speaker 2>are too fast, and even a three legged cat can

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<v Speaker 2>outrun you.

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<v Speaker 3>True.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that even a three legged cat can out

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<v Speaker 2>run you, ma'am. You don't even know me.

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<v Speaker 3>It just gets up on its hind too.

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<v Speaker 2>Where can I race this three legged cat to prove

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<v Speaker 2>you are wrong, ma'am? Anyway, Freeman warns that chasing them

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<v Speaker 2>will make them feel like prey and they will run

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<v Speaker 2>farther and faster. Instead, sit down and open a cat

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<v Speaker 2>of tuna. Just get comfortable, chill, hang out, I added

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<v Speaker 2>to this last. Yeah, I just like the jubble's on

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<v Speaker 2>you be it a familiar place like your door. She's

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<v Speaker 2>got a real tone.

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<v Speaker 3>To standing there for twenty four hours at your door.

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<v Speaker 2>And she goes back to your point once again, dog's roam,

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<v Speaker 2>cat's hide, so once again, don't look. And yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>it takes time and diligence, And I have said one

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<v Speaker 2>other happy note. Freeman, unlike most of the criminals we cover,

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<v Speaker 2>was able to get a book deal without going to prison. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>she wrote how to Find Your Lost Cat, Advice from

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<v Speaker 2>a Cat Detective. I would only buy it if Henry

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<v Speaker 2>wrote it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah that's me, is signed.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd like to write that book, but have none of

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<v Speaker 2>it be good advice.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd like to write that cats.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's all about whales.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not even about finding an.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about like financing Canada exactly like things like my

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<v Speaker 2>things to be like talk wildly and loosely, like go out,

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<v Speaker 2>talk game about your cat. See you come down.

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<v Speaker 3>I dressed like a harlet exact.

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<v Speaker 2>Puit your fast ass out there. No, but anyway, if

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<v Speaker 2>you want to find a cat like me, that would work.

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<v Speaker 2>That and maybe some Gwendolyn Brooks poetry. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's a brave, strange new world of pet detectives.

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<v Speaker 2>And there you go. I hope you enjoyed your tour.

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<v Speaker 2>I did a ridiculous takeaway.

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<v Speaker 3>Keep track of your pets. Yeah you know, I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I understand it happens, but you know mine is fix

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<v Speaker 3>your fence.

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<v Speaker 2>Chicken makes things better and it'll bring your pets back.

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<v Speaker 3>There's nothing like a good rotisserie chicken.

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