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Speaker 1: Ridiculous Crime is a production of iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 2: Yo, Elizabeth Dutton.

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Speaker 3: Hey is Aaron Burnette.

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Speaker 2: It's me Burnett.

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Speaker 3: Oh, hey is Aaron Burnette?

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Speaker 2: Yes for you? While you were Herenette? So, uh, do

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Speaker 2: you know what's ridiculous?

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Speaker 3: I do?

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Speaker 2: I do you want to share it with Aaron Burnett?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I do want to share it with Annette? So mashups? No, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 3: no no no, Calm down, Calm down. I mean, technically,

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Speaker 3: I like to think of it as one product meeting

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Speaker 3: another product that are not in the same so like.

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Speaker 2: Rock meets rap and then all of a sudden, I

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Speaker 2: got the Judgment Nights soundtrack precisely.

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Speaker 3: That is exactly what that is. A mash up there,

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Speaker 3: but also those are two musical things. I like it

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Speaker 3: when it's like a clothing product and a food product,

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Speaker 3: or like you know, a bathroom product and a.

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Speaker 2: Sky skin of food product.

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Speaker 3: And yeah, come on, let's be honest. Okay, so this

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Speaker 3: isn't a mashup in my book, but it's ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: I'm listening.

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Speaker 3: It's I mean, it's food related. It's like ridiculous food,

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Speaker 3: which is going to be like my little sub segment

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Speaker 3: on this show ridiculous food. So the craft Heinz company familiar.

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Speaker 2: Yes, ridiculous maker of fine ketchups and cheeses.

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Speaker 3: Yes, they unveiled the Heines Remix Remix musical there it is.

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Speaker 3: It's the first customizable and IoT internet of things like

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Speaker 3: touchscreen enabled digital sauce dispenser that is going to let,

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Speaker 3: as they say, consumers personalize their own flavor creations.

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Speaker 2: So I could like hack in and like make somebody's

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Speaker 2: sauce go crazy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, So here's the thing. They tout that

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Speaker 3: it was developed in record speed six months from initial

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Speaker 3: brief to the physical product. Doesn't that feel like in

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Speaker 3: a movie. That's when it's like, oh, we did this

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Speaker 3: too fast, and then now it's going to like become

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Speaker 3: sentient to kill people.

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Speaker 2: With sauce sauce two thousand, Yes, like, no, you.

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Speaker 3: Didn't do the proper testing anyway. There are over two

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Speaker 3: hundred potential sauce combinations.

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Speaker 2: Now Sky that is conscious.

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Speaker 3: It's part of their away from home division, which means

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Speaker 3: this doesn't go in your house unfortunately. Resis fine, just.

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Speaker 2: Like a fun, flirty thing for couples to do.

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Speaker 3: It's like, oh, well, here's the thing Okay. So first

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Speaker 3: you select from a range of bases. So heinz ketchup,

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Speaker 3: ranch fifty seven sauce, and barbecue sauce.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm making like a secret sauce out of these.

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Speaker 3: No, those are the that's the base, that's the foundation.

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Speaker 3: And then no, no, no.

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Speaker 2: One of one of them. Okay, okay.

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Speaker 3: Then you personalize it further with one or more quote

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Speaker 3: enhancers Julapano or Gilapino, smoky chipotle cht is pretty good,

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Speaker 3: buffalo and mango.

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Speaker 2: Buffalo as in the flavor of the animality it's stirred

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Speaker 2: from buffalo.

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Speaker 3: And then the intensity level low medium are high, so

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Speaker 3: that someone out there can be brewing up high intensity

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Speaker 2: I want low intensity buffalo ketchup.

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Speaker 3: That's good, right, No, I want high intensity, high intensity

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Speaker 3: smoky Chipotle. Well you can do more than one smoky Chipotle,

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Speaker 3: buffalo mango ranch.

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Speaker 2: Wow, you're practically a food influencer at this point.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much.

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Speaker 3: So this, like I said, they're in restaurants and fine restaurants.

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Speaker 2: They also can I gift somebody one of these?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, What'sho's going to stop you? I'm not going to

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Speaker 2: Does Sharper image still exists? Can I or go to

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Speaker 2: sharp exactly image?

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Speaker 3: Just go down to Sharper Image and tell me about

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Speaker 3: what happens when you ask for the Heines remix.

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Speaker 2: San Francisco's gone. I know that much.

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Speaker 3: I know it's still gone too. Is ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: That's wild.

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Speaker 3: Everything is us.

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Speaker 2: Well, if you got a second, you know what else

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Speaker 2: is ridiculous? What? Okay? I got one for you, Elizabeth. Okay,

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Speaker 2: last year I was I was reading about this this

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Speaker 2: socialite she lost her little baby, which happened to be

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Speaker 2: be ransomed off. So you know, but this this sounds like,

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Speaker 2: you know that you're being hyperbolic. Why would you think that?

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Speaker 2: But she had good reason because she had been the

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Speaker 2: talking like the Bling Ring, right, she had been a

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Speaker 2: this this wasn't some you know, jewelry and cloud obsessed

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Speaker 2: la kids who'd hit her. This was pet nabbing, Elizabeth,

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Speaker 2: I don't like this. Yeah, So what did this worried

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Speaker 2: life on the line, namely her dog, Diamond Baby. So

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Speaker 2: how could the socialite get her beloved dog back? Elizabeth? Well,

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Speaker 2: first she hired a team of pet psychics. When that

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Speaker 2: failed to recover her missing pooch, next she turned to

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Speaker 2: a pet detective. Did that work? Well, we'll find out.

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Speaker 2: This is Ridiculous Crime, a podcast about absurd and outrageous capers, heists,

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Speaker 2: and cons. It's always ninety nine percent murder free and ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: Arizabeth Zaron. I got a question for you, he is, well,

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Speaker 2: not really a question, but like a statement, a string

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Speaker 3: This isn't so much a question but a comment exactly.

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Speaker 2: Long time listener, first time caller. I want to talk

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Speaker 2: to you about pet detectives, priceless fur babies, and the

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Speaker 2: socialite Paris Hilton.

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Speaker 3: I'm ready, all right.

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Speaker 2: You know how Paris Hilton, Right, she's like a skin

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Speaker 2: mommy to a bunch of pets, right, And I'm sure

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Speaker 2: you know she's also been known to sport a little

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Speaker 2: handbag pooch or two, right, and she likes to keep

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Speaker 2: those things on her right. But in her case, that

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Speaker 2: thing is a fluffy chihuahua. Now you don't have to understand, Elizabeth,

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Speaker 2: Paris Hilton's pet HuaHua is no ordinary fur baby.

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Speaker 3: Of course.

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Speaker 2: No. No, I mean, like back in twenty fifteen, the

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Speaker 2: New York Post, well, they ran a headline that said,

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Speaker 2: or really, I should say, declared how Paris Hilton's Chihuahua

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Speaker 2: changed the world forever. Oh really, Oh yeah, that was

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Speaker 2: a legit headline. Really, I'm not even kidding out. So

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Speaker 2: is it hyperbolic? Yes? Is it? Is? It? Possibly overrated?

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Speaker 3: But yes, exactly the dog brokeer piece in the middle

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Speaker 2: And finally that's how we got the abram of course,

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Speaker 2: but anyway, inaccurate, not exactly, because as I learned from

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Speaker 2: the article, Elizabeth, I read it, and in there they

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Speaker 2: discussed how Paris Hilton's chihuahua was at that time the

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Speaker 2: most famous animal in the world. Hmmm, right, yeah, we're

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Speaker 2: Glad you did, cause I have the New York Post

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Speaker 2: right here to debate you. Here we go. According to

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Speaker 2: New York Post, quote back in two thousand and three,

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Speaker 2: Opposite her eccentric owner featured on the poster for the show,

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Speaker 2: Bruiser Woods. The fabulously privileged tinker Bell quickly became not

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Speaker 2: only the world's most famous pet, but the world's most

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Speaker 2: The from l Woods's dog from Legally Blonde.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what she was modeling. It's art imitating life,

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Speaker 3: That the dog was on Paris Hilton's Dog.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Nicole Richie A Simple Life. You don't watch TV.

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Speaker 3: When was this?

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Speaker 2: It's like two thousand and three.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. No, you were just a wee babe, a glimmer

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Speaker 2: ended up becoming a trendsetor Elizabeth. I'll just tell you

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Speaker 2: all about it. Right. So back to the post because,

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Speaker 2: like of course quote, the heiress is often credited with

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Speaker 2: Bell certainly looked great in a purse, there was no

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Speaker 2: In fact, the post goes on to credit the dog

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Speaker 2: with humanizing Paris Hilton. The doggie proved that the Heiress

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Speaker 2: But she loved dogs.

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Speaker 3: She's just like us, you know, Like, does she carry

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Speaker 2: The dog had legs warm. No, it was just really

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Speaker 2: like being close to her and being you know, it

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Speaker 2: also was down to show that Paris Hilton had recognizable

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Speaker 2: So tink about the chihuahua becomes a star on her

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Speaker 2: last year, September nineteen, twenty twenty two, Paris Hilton posted

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Speaker 2: that her new beloved chihuahua was missing, government name diamond

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Speaker 2: read it all to you anyway. But according to Paris Hilton,

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Speaker 2: And according to the Daily Mail, Paris Hilton was quote

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Perhaps he didn't just run out but instead he

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Speaker 2: was dog napped. Elizabeth m Yeah, so what would any

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Speaker 3: Post on next door?

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Speaker 2: Exactly? So you ever, she didn't do that, She posted everywhere.

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Speaker 2: She just posted all over the internet. Right. So, Paris

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Speaker 2: Hilton immediately commits to doing quote everything at her power

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Speaker 2: to get Diamond Baby back. As Newsweek reported, in a

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Speaker 2: Moving on, Paris Alden takes the Instagram to let her

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Speaker 2: on her to live without Diamond Baby, and she said,

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Speaker 2: Totally, I feel so bad for Diamond Baby now. Paris

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm signing that up for everything.

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Speaker 2: Now it's say you a Paris Hilton money, Elizabeth, Huh,

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Speaker 3: You got to take a step back. She lives what

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Speaker 3: In which case, like, I don't know right now.

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Speaker 2: So who are you going to spend your money on

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Speaker 3: Think the detective. And I'm going to authorize maximum force.

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Speaker 2: A lot armed pankertons on this one. So, despite her

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Speaker 2: So what does she do best? She throws more money

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Speaker 3: Right as long as she's alive, she'll the dog's supposed

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Speaker 2: I can almost hear the dog barking. Give me a

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Speaker 2: So she's like, one thing I won't pay for. You

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Speaker 2: know what that is a reward? Oh yeah, she'd offered

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Speaker 3: Oh so she's thinking if she gives a high value,

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Speaker 2: Or yeah, her other dogs will get kidnapped, or that

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Speaker 3: But if they kidnapped it for ransom, wouldn't they have

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Speaker 2: The good point? Right? And very so. The Daily Mail

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Speaker 2: I'm assuming so interesting right now, Elizabeth prepared to be shocked.

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Speaker 2: She gave up on diamond Baby. Oh durn it after

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Speaker 2: eighteen days, Paris Hilton eighteen days. Yeah, she opted to

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Speaker 2: Know, the dog was probably got picked up by hungry

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Speaker 3: Coyotes exactly exactly.

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Speaker 2: Ransom people were like, we got to get the money somehow,

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Speaker 2: all right, so that parents insider, they told the Daily

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Speaker 2: Usually the case like this, there are multiple sightings of

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Two months later, just in time for holiday season photos,

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Speaker 2: A happy ending, there it is. Let's take a little

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Speaker 2: and also the stories of dedicated pet detectives. Yes, okay, Elizabeth,

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Speaker 2: Now, if you want to revisit the question you got,

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Speaker 3: Oh to get an new pet?

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Speaker 2: Maybe I thought you may, Yeah, I thought you might

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Speaker 2: So in my research for this story, I came across

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Speaker 2: And it comes to us from our friends down in Australia.

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Speaker 2: All right, there was a family in Queensland. Dog went missing.

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Speaker 2: His nickname was Limey government name lime lip, lime Lip,

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Speaker 2: all right. No, yeah, big red flags so big you

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Speaker 2: In the meantime, they hire a pet detective.

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00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:30,560
Speaker 3: This woman, No, you just go to her. They know

436
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,360
Speaker 3: where she lives. So I'm like, I go zero dark

437
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,920
Speaker 3: thirty on that kick in the front door, wave.

438
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:37,520
Speaker 2: In the four fourth.

439
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:41,440
Speaker 3: No, no, there's just that. Okay, they don't hit me

440
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:44,920
Speaker 3: no more. Don't know where she is, okay, Okay.

441
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:49,280
Speaker 2: So curly call veteran pet detective. She told the local

442
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,359
Speaker 2: press that she had leads on where the dog might be.

443
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,359
Speaker 2: Call reported police have all that information. The police have

444
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,400
Speaker 2: been in contact with the allegit perpetritis. So she starts

445
00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,280
Speaker 2: putting on pressure on them, and uh she I like

446
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,000
Speaker 2: to imagine that she was like all business, like one

447
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,560
Speaker 2: of those cops on the old TV show Dragnet. Just

448
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:08,280
Speaker 2: the facts man. So for the Piacu family, their pet

449
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:11,440
Speaker 2: detective becomes a lifeline, right. The pet detective is a

450
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,560
Speaker 2: you know, we all know the Jim Carrey roll. This

451
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,560
Speaker 2: is like a real life pet detectives. There's not just

452
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,800
Speaker 2: some bumbling idiot coming in going it was you know,

453
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,760
Speaker 2: it was the kicker. It was like, this is like

454
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,320
Speaker 2: now a big business and this lady is like a

455
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:28,800
Speaker 2: hard bitten veteran and uh she manages to get the

456
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,520
Speaker 2: dog back for the people with the police.

457
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,440
Speaker 3: Help with the police, I would have taken him.

458
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,520
Speaker 2: She didn't yet. She didn't go out there and like

459
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,359
Speaker 2: kick in the door like you would and got grab it.

460
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,760
Speaker 2: She's like, hey, offices, it's roll out here and knock

461
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,320
Speaker 2: on the door and let's get out that lad.

462
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,240
Speaker 3: I guess because the police in Australia would actually do it.

463
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,600
Speaker 3: If I called the cops here on something like that, they.

464
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,240
Speaker 2: Wouldn't know, they wouldn't even answer.

465
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:53,320
Speaker 3: Here to as like a pet detective enforcer.

466
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:57,359
Speaker 2: That's a good call. Speaking of pet detective enforcers. Do

467
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,240
Speaker 2: you remember Lady Gaga's pet napping.

468
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,680
Speaker 3: Oh I do remember that, Okay.

469
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,880
Speaker 2: Her dog walker, dude's name was Ryan Fisher. He's out

470
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,800
Speaker 2: in LA. He's in some nice ass neighborhood walking her

471
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 2: three French bulldogs names are Asia, Kogi and Gustav. Comes

472
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:16,600
Speaker 2: at you right, So the car pulls up. Two young

473
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:21,159
Speaker 2: men get out. They are brandishing weapons. One's got a

474
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:25,320
Speaker 2: forty cow handgun. That's a big boy gun. And with

475
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,600
Speaker 2: guns in hand, the dog man nappers demand that the

476
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:32,360
Speaker 2: dog walker hand over the stars for babies. Lady Gaga's

477
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:36,080
Speaker 2: dog walker, he bravely resisted. Yeah, he stood up to them.

478
00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:39,040
Speaker 2: He's like forty cow be damn son because according to

479
00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:41,000
Speaker 2: the dog walker's coat of honor, I'm muchre if you

480
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 2: know this, Elizabeth, they are obliged to give their lives

481
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:46,320
Speaker 2: for the dogs they walk. Yeah, no, that's not true.

482
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,760
Speaker 2: This dude, Fisher, he's down, he doesn't care. He steps up,

483
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 2: gun in hand, I don't care, and he's like, I'm

484
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,280
Speaker 2: gonna fight for the dogs. And so what did the

485
00:22:55,400 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 2: gunmen do? They shoot him? Yeah, so Tubes like surprised

486
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 2: getting shot. I'm sorry, I shouldn't laugh. But he's like

487
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 2: sitting there like, I'm a dog walker. What the hell?

488
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 2: I thought that was, Like, what are we doing here?

489
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 2: So he goes down to the ground. They grabbed the

490
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,920
Speaker 2: bull to two of the three French bulldogs, right.

491
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know. They only got two out of three.

492
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, they only got two out of three. Imagine one of.

493
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 3: The driver's guilt of the third or asia.

494
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 2: So the the the dog, not the continent. So these

495
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,000
Speaker 2: dogs are worth a pretty penny on the open market.

496
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,879
Speaker 2: I found out. I didn't realize. I'm like, who, Like,

497
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,480
Speaker 2: who's buying because it's Lady God gots dogs. Turns out

498
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:32,440
Speaker 2: doesn't even matter if it's lady.

499
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 3: Yes happens.

500
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,560
Speaker 2: I yeah, but I didn't realize the amount they were

501
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 2: going for. I was like, man, I'm gonna get into

502
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 2: dog napping. I' kidding. I'm not gonna get dog napping anyway.

503
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,479
Speaker 2: So Lady God gots dog walker. He gets shot midday,

504
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,560
Speaker 2: he goes down on the street. He's bleeding now, not

505
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,920
Speaker 2: not really, but he's so. I know you worried about

506
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 2: these things, so I'll just tell you right now. He's fine.

507
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 2: He ends up being fine. He didn't even lose any

508
00:23:55,840 --> 00:24:00,240
Speaker 2: body parts right. So meanwhile, the dog walkers sorry dog nappers, rather,

509
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:03,119
Speaker 2: they drive off with two of the three French bulldogs. Right. So,

510
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,720
Speaker 2: as Fisher is there lying Asia, the other dog comes back.

511
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:11,320
Speaker 2: And I will quote from his his Instagram post. Because everybody's.

512
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 3: We don't have real news anymore, that's where the news

513
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 3: is made.

514
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 2: So, as I quote, four days ago, while a car

515
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,679
Speaker 2: sped away and blood poured from my gunshot wound, an

516
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:24,119
Speaker 2: Angel trotted over and laid next to me. My panic

517
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,480
Speaker 2: screams calmed as I looked at her, even though it

518
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:30,160
Speaker 2: registered the blood pooling around her tiny body was my own.

519
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,359
Speaker 2: I cradled Asia as best I could, thanked her for

520
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,520
Speaker 2: all the incredible adventures we've been on together, apologized that

521
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 2: I couldn't defend her brothers, and then resolved that I

522
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:43,960
Speaker 2: would still try to save them and myself. You love that.

523
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 3: I love that.

524
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 2: So that's what I said, Angel, that's true.

525
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 3: I mean that happens where dogs can protect people in

526
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 3: those in those situations.

527
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 2: Apparently. Yeah. So, as the dog walker lay in his

528
00:24:56,600 --> 00:25:00,680
Speaker 2: hospital bed recovering, Lady Gaga took to the Instagram airwaves

529
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:04,199
Speaker 2: and said, I'm offering a reward for my stolen dogs,

530
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,120
Speaker 2: and she said, quote, my beloved dogs, Cogie and Gustav

531
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,119
Speaker 2: were taken in Hollywood two nights ago. My heart is

532
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 2: sick and I'm praying my family will behold again. With

533
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 2: an active kindness, I will pay five hundred thousand dollars

534
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:19,399
Speaker 2: for their safe return. Chazam email Cogiangustav at gmail dot

535
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 2: com to contact us, or if you bought or found

536
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 2: them unknowingly, the reward is the same. I continue to

537
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,160
Speaker 2: love you, Ryan Fisher. You risk your life to fight

538
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,000
Speaker 2: for our family. You're forever a hero.

539
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 3: I love this, I love it. I love her, and

540
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:34,680
Speaker 3: I also have a new email address.

541
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 2: I'm just giving you all sorts of gifts today. Right. So,

542
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 2: within days, an anonymous woman walked into the LAPD on

543
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 2: a Friday night and he says, here's lady got us dogs?

544
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 2: She gets her dogs back?

545
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 3: Yeah nice.

546
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:48,560
Speaker 2: Now, As for the purpse, there was a five person

547
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,919
Speaker 2: crew of dogs snatching teens. They were all caught and arrested.

548
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 2: One of the dog knappers was a nineteen year old

549
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 2: named James Jackson. Old Jimmy was arrested and then quickly

550
00:25:57,040 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 2: released by police by mistake. After that, the US Marshalls

551
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 2: had to offer a reward. They went out and there like,

552
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,439
Speaker 2: we will give one tenth of what Lady Gaga had

553
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 2: offered one hundred.

554
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 3: He stole, you know, twenty thousand dollars worth of goods.

555
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally no, So the US Marshal's ponied up five

556
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 2: grand for information on those twenty grand and goods. It worked.

557
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 2: Though Jackson was later apprehended, he faced justice for the

558
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,239
Speaker 2: dog snatching crimes. Lady Gaga, as they said, got her

559
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 2: fur baby's back, returned safely to her unharmed the dog walker.

560
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 2: Nothing bad happened to them, you know. And they also

561
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 2: wrote on Instagram how they were really looking forward to

562
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 2: seeing the dogs again and them excitedly peeing on them.

563
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, that's all you want there, you go,

564
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 3: the dog.

565
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 2: Pee, excited dog pee makes you know the world's right.

566
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 2: So Lady Gaga surprisingly did not hire a pet detective. Yeah,

567
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 2: if I had Lady gagat money, I've been on one

568
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,160
Speaker 2: eight hundred pet detective that night.

569
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 3: Lady Gaga has special powers. She didn't need it.

570
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 2: No. Also, she knows Tony Bennedetti. She's like, hey, Tony,

571
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 2: what can we get on well?

572
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 3: And she also she knows Beyonce.

573
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, and for those who do know, Tony Benadetti is

574
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:09,359
Speaker 2: Tony Bennett's right, you know, hey, and between Tony Benadetti

575
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 2: and Beyonce, you pretty much got everything covered, yes, between

576
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 2: God and the double lock. Now we've talked about pet detectives,

577
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 2: but pet psychics. What are your thoughts in them?

578
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 3: Are you talking about people who are psychics who talk

579
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 3: to pets or pets who are psychics?

580
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 2: Oh? I like the latter, of course, you would think

581
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 2: of that. There's the dog is psychic and I listened

582
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 2: to the dog.

583
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,400
Speaker 3: I mean they're like the there was a dog recently,

584
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 3: a Corgi Apparently that was like predicting. That was more

585
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 3: through chance, like the basketball.

586
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they always have, Like there's octopus who predicts

587
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,680
Speaker 2: the world. Yeah, there's a lot of animals who know

588
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:48,160
Speaker 2: sports apparently or you know. But uh yeah, as far

589
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 2: as pet psychics, would you believe someone who said I

590
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,360
Speaker 2: can talk to your dog and even though I can't

591
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 2: see them and I've never met them, No, I don't

592
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 2: believe in that. Now, pet detectives, unlike pet psychics, surprisingly effective.

593
00:27:58,880 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 3: Yeah.

594
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,919
Speaker 2: Like I was reading about my girl Barbara Frye ninety

595
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 2: percent successful, really ninety percent?

596
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:05,919
Speaker 3: That's clear in cases.

597
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:09,400
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm telling you she's like murder police, and that's

598
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 2: why she has the nickname bring them back Babs? What

599
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 2: a kid? You not bring them back back? Bring the

600
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 2: veteran pet detective?

601
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 3: Is that like her license plate frame?

602
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 2: Has it all? Oh my god, it'd be amazing. I

603
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 2: hope it is, Babs. If you're listening, we got ideas

604
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,400
Speaker 2: under one. She's available twenty four seventh, three sixty five.

605
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 2: She takes about sixty twelve calls a week asking for

606
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 2: her to find missing pets. And she's never charged anyone

607
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:34,640
Speaker 2: to find a missing pet, and she says she never will.

608
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 3: How does she she have trust fund? Kid? Does this work? Oh?

609
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 2: Well, do you want to know?

610
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 3: How does she live?

611
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 2: She's a realtor in San Diego.

612
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 3: Oh okay, so this is a sidekick.

613
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, if it's a sideway. When you're a real er

614
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 2: in San Diego, you're basically working on like Thursdays and

615
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 2: Saturdays and Sundays. I mean, and then you go into

616
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 2: Monday to see what houses are being listening. Yeah, I

617
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 2: mean that's a healthy real estate market. Yeah, you sell

618
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 2: a couple of houses, you got months out of time. True,

619
00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 2: that's very true, So bring them back back.

620
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 3: So she's a pro bono.

621
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 2: She does that so she can pay for her pet

622
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 2: detective years here like the tireless pet detective located as

623
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 2: I said, San Diego. She works coast to coast, so

624
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 2: you know she'll travel and she works a case for

625
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 2: not the days, weeks if she have to. She slept

626
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 2: in her car for days while she's on the hunt

627
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 2: for a missing animal. She's a girl telling bring him back, Babs.

628
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 2: She discovered she had a gift winter her own pet

629
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 2: went missing. She had a dog named Prada, and uh Prada.

630
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 2: She'd only had it for twelve hours, right, and then

631
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 2: he ran away from home. She freaks out.

632
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 3: She's distra I don't want to be named.

633
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 2: He's like the kind of BS house am I in.

634
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 2: So she contacts her friend, and a friend's like, okay,

635
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 2: I've got some advice for you and tells her how

636
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 2: to find the missing dog. A week passes no luck,

637
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 2: but then she starts listening to what her friend is

638
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 2: saying and using the techniques, and boom, she finds her

639
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 2: missing dog. It's a miracle to her. She's like, what,

640
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good at this, I'm gonna call this a calling.

641
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 2: And so she decides, I'm now a pet detective. You know,

642
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 2: fast forward a few years, she becomes a veteran. Now

643
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 2: she's got all sorts of veteran tricks, and she will

644
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 2: tell you, you know, the best way to find a

645
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 2: dog Elizabeth chicken. Oh well yeah, also dirty bed sheets.

646
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 3: Oh like with the owners smell on them.

647
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. She she prefers rotistrie chicken and old socks.

648
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 3: That's like, is she a golden retriever?

649
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 2: So apparently the rotistic chicken is a scent that most

650
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 2: dogs just cannot they go nuts. So better than fried chicken,

651
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 2: better than roast chicken, rotistrie chicken because of the Yeah,

652
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 2: there you go. So she also likes pet owners soiled

653
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 2: socks for a lot of the same reasons. To jubble,

654
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 2: dirty underwear, used sheets, anything with some good strong aroma. Yeah,

655
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 2: that's what she says. So bring it back. Bab says,

656
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 2: you have to think like a dog and understand their behavior.

657
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 2: When dogs leave home, they operate on instinct. Often they

658
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 2: are afraid. The goal is to lure them back to you.

659
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 2: Thus the chicken now the best A veteran detective She

660
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 2: also has advice it's sometimes hard to hear. No, like one,

661
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 2: when your pet go's missing, don't go looking for it.

662
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 3: That's yeah, you don't want I don't know what you'll find.

663
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 2: Well, not just that, no, but that's a really good

664
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 2: point here in California definitely. But uh, for in places

665
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 2: they don't have such a hungry coyote population.

666
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 3: More speeding cars, the cars exactly.

667
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 2: That's in the South for sure.

668
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 3: Yeah.

669
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 2: Now, the reason she says is not to look for

670
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 2: the animal immediately is because, you know, also, it's not

671
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 2: like she's like, hey, play hard to get with your pooch. Now,

672
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 2: she's not saying like nag your pet. But the idea

673
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 2: is that, you know, not also like make your dog

674
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 2: feel like you're it's missing you. And it's none of that.

675
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 2: It's you don't want to spread your scent all over.

676
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 2: It confuses the animals.

677
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 3: And I think most animals have the instinct to go home,

678
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,479
Speaker 3: Like they may decide to go out Gallivanton and then

679
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 3: they realize I got a little far, and then they're

680
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 3: going to try and make their way home, hopefully first instinct.

681
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 2: That's what she says. Basically, stay put, leave the lights on,

682
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:49,239
Speaker 2: your house open the doors. Also, don't go calling your

683
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 2: dog oh really, Yeah, she says, don't go screaming because

684
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 2: your voice probably will be emotional, and the dog will

685
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 2: panic thinking that something's wrong with you. And then sometimes

686
00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 2: then they can run into traffic trying to get to you. Yeah,

687
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 2: and then so they you know, so bring a back Babs.

688
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 2: Put it quote and it's it's in the bush going,

689
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 2: oh my god, mom's here too. I better stay right

690
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 2: here because I have no idea what's out there. But

691
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 2: then she gets scared. I better be really frightened, right,

692
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 2: So then the dog panics because you're a panic right.

693
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

694
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 2: Now, just like with the missing persons, bring them back, Babs.

695
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 2: She recommends creating a network used posters social media spread

696
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 2: the word. She also has her bring them Back Babs

697
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 2: Missing Dog Top ten.

698
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 3: Does she say that the first forty eight hours are essential.

699
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 2: When you're looking for a petty cut it in half, Elizabeth. No,

700
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 2: she says, basically as they said, one, leave your door

701
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 2: open off and the dog is smart and returns home

702
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 2: only to find the door locked.

703
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 3: Number two.

704
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 2: Back to the chicken, old socks and bed sheets us

705
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 2: smell to lure the animal home.

706
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 3: You just set it out in the front yard or something.

707
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, pretty much. Any Also, you can put it

708
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 2: in a humane trap if you can create some kind

709
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 2: of trap that the dog uses, like a crate, maybe

710
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 2: with like a kickover stick or something, you know, like

711
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 2: they're crate, not like you know. But anyway, don't walk

712
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 2: around looking for your dog, I said, don't even drive around.

713
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 2: She says, they can spread your scent be confusing. Don't

714
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 2: call for your dog. Don't offer a reward the Paris

715
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 2: Hilton model, because she says it rewards and incentivizes it's

716
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 2: pet theft. So if maybe not for you, but for

717
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 2: down the road. Also, don't try to catch a dog

718
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 2: if you're the one who sees it and it's not

719
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 2: your dog, reads Stad reported missing. This is because you

720
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 2: may scare the dog once again, carried into traffic or

721
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 2: so forth. According to bring them back, Babs, and I

722
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 2: quote reporting is crucial because those are the leads that

723
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 2: get people back to their dogs, or people like me,

724
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 2: the leads that I need to help an honor do

725
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 2: the right things. Yeah, and of course she would say

726
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 2: that's like Elon Musk going. You need to work, not

727
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 2: work from home. I sell cars. You need to not

728
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 2: work from home anyway. But I'm just saying she's incentivized.

729
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 2: But I still say, Elizabeth, you ever want a second career,

730
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 2: bring them back. Babs is pretty much living your best life.

731
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 2: It sounds like because I thought you would. You should

732
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 2: know not only she's selling real estate in San Diego

733
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 2: and out dog detecting, but she has a ten acre

734
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 2: ranch where she and her husband keep eight goats, ten horses,

735
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 2: a slew of rescue cats and dogs, and she runs

736
00:33:58,640 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 2: a licensed rescue CA.

737
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 3: Oh that sounds amazing.

738
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 2: Special investigator Dot in your Future is calling it sounds amazing.

739
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 3: But I'll tell you, I think I'm a little too

740
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,800
Speaker 3: fragile to do the like pet detecting.

741
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:09,799
Speaker 2: You think I would be.

742
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 3: Upset if something happened to the dog, I don't want to.

743
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 2: I think your gallows humer would carry you through. No.

744
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 2: I mean, for real, I think you could manage. I

745
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 2: think it would be hard on you, But I think

746
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 2: the rewards of finding the pet balance out all of

747
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 2: the times you did not true. Okay, let's take a

748
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 2: little break and uh we will come back and I

749
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 2: will have some more stories of pet detective Rey. I

750
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 2: can't wait, and Rebecca Elizabeth. All right, hey, so hey chief,

751
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 2: you're ready for some more blessed family reunions. You know,

752
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,320
Speaker 2: I've got a couple more pet detective cases for you.

753
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 2: So start off, let's go. Let's go right back to

754
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 2: bring them back Babs. Yeah, okay, because when she's on

755
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 2: the case, I'm happy to tell you she's gonna get

756
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:13,879
Speaker 2: joyous family reunions. Hooray. Okay, So let's take the case

757
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 2: of the missing doctor.

758
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 3: The case of the Missing Doc.

759
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a Sherlock Holmes.

760
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, hardy boys.

761
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, them too. I preferre Nancy due the party

762
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 2: boys kind of suss. Yeah, it's weird, straight edge. I

763
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 2: was just like this.

764
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,840
Speaker 3: I never read it, but I liked miss Drew had

765
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 3: some fired her.

766
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 2: I liked her anyway. I like anyone who's like a

767
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 2: little moxie. Anyway, I'm sidetracking. So the case of the

768
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 2: Missing doctor. Yes, now keep in mind doctor was a dog,

769
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 2: oh so, a mixed breed. He was the fur baby

770
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 2: of Darlene and Paul Horn, the married couple. Where they

771
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 2: were from Soko, and they had been packing for a

772
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 2: trip to Alaska. They took their beloved dog to their

773
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 2: pet sitter. Twenty minutes later, back home, they get a

774
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 2: call dog is missing.

775
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 3: Are you kidding? Yeah?

776
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 2: Forty five year old Darlene Horn told the Today Show quote,

777
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,320
Speaker 2: as a childish couple, we consider doctor pretty much our family.

778
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 2: So she's distraught, right, they've lost their child. Yeah, So

779
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 2: the couple they cancel their Alaska trip. They call veteran

780
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 2: pet detective Bab, bring them back alive, Babe Fry. So

781
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 2: she gets right to work. Over the phone, Bab tells

782
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 2: the Horns, quote, you two need to split up. One go,

783
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 2: uh wait at the pet sitters house in case Doctor

784
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 2: double's back. The other should wait at your house with

785
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 2: doors open, lights on. You know, it's our general technique. Right,

786
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:29,240
Speaker 2: they do is instructed, but nothing occurs. No doctor days

787
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 2: pass the Horns. They grew more and more worried, so

788
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 2: bring them back, Babs. He's on the case though, So

789
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,879
Speaker 2: the Horns. They also had some luck on their side,

790
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 2: and they also had one particular host of ridiculous crime. Elizabeth.

791
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 2: I'd like you to close your eyes, my eyes a

792
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,799
Speaker 2: clue and picture it. It's high nude and you are

793
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 2: in a dry river bed in southern California. Forty minutes

794
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 2: east of San Diego, what the locals might call an arroyo.

795
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,800
Speaker 2: The midday heat doesn't bother you since you are a butterfly.

796
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 2: You are a dazzling monarch butterfly flitting your way across

797
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 2: the Bear Republic turned US State, on your way south

798
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 2: to a butterfly sanctuary at the Mexico border. At the moment, though,

799
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 2: you watch two human beings just below you. They aren't

800
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,959
Speaker 2: aware of you. They are scrambling over the dirty rocks

801
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 2: along the canyon riverbed. They look worried, and eagle screams

802
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 2: in the distance, and then the humans do the same,

803
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 2: only they kind of gently shout, doctor, Doctor. These words

804
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 2: mean very little to you, you are a migratory butterfly,

805
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:34,360
Speaker 2: but the soft urgency of their words stay with you,

806
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 2: so you flit about, hoping to see what the whole

807
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,720
Speaker 2: deal is. You're pretty sure they won't find this doctor

808
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 2: in the desert, but who knows. The humans look to

809
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 2: be a married couple. They soft shout again across this

810
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 2: empty river canyon, doctor, door, and you see that the

811
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 2: husband is holding a whole rotisserie chick. He waves his

812
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 2: hands over the cooked bird, wafting the aroman to the air.

813
00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 2: The wife, she spreads out a blanket on the rock.

814
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 2: She calmly sits down, just like how their pet detective

815
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:06,320
Speaker 2: bring him back, Babs suggested to them. Babs also recommended

816
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 2: they bring a whole rotisserie chicken, so not for them

817
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 2: to eat, but for the husband. So they did that

818
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 2: as well, the husband dutifully waving and wafting. She is

819
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 2: also trying not to scream their dog's name. But they

820
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 2: they're worried, so they've been doing their best to kind

821
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 2: of soft shout a few more times. Doctor, Doctor, you

822
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,800
Speaker 2: flit down in a light on a desert rose. You

823
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 2: watch the married couple, now seated on the blanket. The

824
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 2: husband is still wafting chicken aroma fast as he can

825
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 2: into the blue of midday, while the wife scans the

826
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 2: middle distance. She reaches down and brings up a bell.

827
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,800
Speaker 2: She rings the bell, hoping to catch the ear of

828
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 2: the missing dog. You hear the husband say, honey, it's

829
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 2: been eighty eight hours. I'm just so worried about doctor.

830
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 2: The wife calmly replies, bring him back. Babs said, we

831
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 2: can't panic.

832
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:52,439
Speaker 3: We have to be cool.

833
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 2: We have the chicken. We're ringing the bell. Oh, look that.

834
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,439
Speaker 2: Look at that butterfly. Okay, okay, so just keep looking.

835
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 2: You swell with pride at this pair of obvious appreciators

836
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 2: of your striking orange color, the spread of your spots.

837
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 2: You slowly open and spread your wings for them and

838
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 2: everyone else to enjoy. And you spot movement in the brush.

839
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 2: It's a very brush fraggled dog. A few pounds later,

840
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 2: looking very thirsty, comes scrambling out of the dust to Royo.

841
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 3: It's doctor.

842
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,279
Speaker 2: The wife and husband both shout in unison. You take

843
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 2: to the air, joyous and happy for this family reunion.

844
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 2: As you flip back into the blue yonder above. On

845
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 2: your way to the butterfly sanctuary, you hear the wife

846
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 2: on the phone with their pet detective. You can't hear

847
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 2: bring them back Barb's side of the call, but you

848
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,399
Speaker 2: do hear the wife say no charge. Are you sure?

849
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 2: There's a pause, and then she says, yes, of course,

850
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 2: we will pay it forward. Thank you so much. You

851
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 2: are the best pet detective in the world. And there

852
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 2: you go, Elizabeth on to.

853
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 3: Mexico, Beautiful. I'm glad I got to witness time.

854
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 2: See I gave you another happy ending, he did.

855
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 3: Now refresh my memory what kind of dog is? Doctor?

856
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,840
Speaker 2: I never said, oh, I wasn't paying to No, I

857
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 2: just let you picture it. You can do any way

858
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 2: you want. Funny, it's a very distinguished dog. He's been

859
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:05,959
Speaker 2: to med school.

860
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 3: And uh, this is the problem. Like when people tell

861
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 3: me they have a dog, I'm always like, what's the

862
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 3: dog's name? Okay, what kind of dog is?

863
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,479
Speaker 2: More? You do walk away from people knowing more about

864
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 2: their pets than that I do.

865
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 3: Everyone should carry like baseball cards with their dogs, all

866
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 3: the stats and everything. And oh here, let me give

867
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 3: you my dog's card.

868
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:24,839
Speaker 2: Dog bats left, throws right.

869
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 3: And then I have like a big, you know, binder

870
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,839
Speaker 3: at home. I flip through all the dogs you've met. Yeah,

871
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 3: like that's when I met fifth one. I met guirrel

872
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 3: that watch four days ago, nerd out on. Well, I

873
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 3: have to like keep that inside and then sometimes it

874
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 3: just eats out.

875
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 2: Well. I got another table of Pet Detective re for you.

876
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 3: Does it have a happy ending? Maybe I only do

877
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 3: happy ending right now? Okay, this world is horrible. We

878
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 3: can only do happy end.

879
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 2: I came to you with this in mind. All right,

880
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 2: So this next one comes was from Texas, but I

881
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 2: warn you it's not a Texas story like you imagine. Okay, okay,

882
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 2: a Russian Blue was missing. A Russian Blue is a cat?

883
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:09,319
Speaker 3: By the way, yeah cat.

884
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 2: The Russian Blue have been missing for a week. On

885
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,360
Speaker 2: day five from the next door post and the Facebook

886
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 2: post had led to nothing. The pet owners started researching

887
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:20,240
Speaker 2: pet detectives. They found Bonnie McCreery Hale of Grapevine, Texas.

888
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:24,280
Speaker 2: She is a licensed special investigator. Her specialty lost pets.

889
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 2: She operates out of the Dallas Fort Worth metropolitan area.

890
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 2: Now her work associates are all dogs. She especially trained

891
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:34,720
Speaker 2: search and rescue dogs. She works in Louisiana, Oklahoma, Arkansas,

892
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 2: all across Texas. The first thing that she asked when

893
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 2: she gets a call is how long has your fur

894
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 2: baby been missing? Once again, I added the fur part.

895
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 3: Oh, I feel like, ma'am, I don't use that term.

896
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 2: Doesn't regret.

897
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 3: I regret coming up with skin mom.

898
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 2: I know, and I love throwing about you. I know.

899
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 3: It's like I created a monster.

900
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 2: If the pet owner, when they call her, they say

901
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 2: that the pet's been missing for more than two weeks,

902
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,959
Speaker 2: she won't take the case. That's the forty eight hours

903
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 2: thing you're talking about. Yeah, there's a farther one out,

904
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:07,839
Speaker 2: which is like, look, we ain't looking yeah, especially like cats. Yeah.

905
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 2: So when she got the call about the Russian Blue,

906
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 2: they were still inside that two week window. Okay, So

907
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 2: McCreery hale she gets to work and she did, and

908
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 2: Elizabeth Dutton, she pulled up Google street View. Yes, she

909
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 2: took out satellite tour of the area, investigated what the

910
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:21,880
Speaker 2: predator profile of the area was.

911
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I love it.

912
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 2: While she's driving Dauston, she told the pet owner to

913
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,839
Speaker 2: have their neighbors take their dogs out and sniff around

914
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 2: their sheds, around their houses. They did as instructed, No

915
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 2: Russian Blue. Right. Then a text comes in, is this

916
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 2: your cat? Boom? Another job well done? Scratch one up

917
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 2: for the pet detectives. Yeah, McCreary hale had all the

918
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 2: training she needed to be excellent because she had trained

919
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 2: with someone named Cat Albrecht, who was a former cop

920
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,760
Speaker 2: who turned into the founder of Missing Animal Response Network

921
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 2: and the National Center for Missing Pets. Albright has been

922
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 2: training a generation of pet detectives. So Albrick relies on

923
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 2: trained bloodhounds and like a classic detective like in like

924
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:01,839
Speaker 2: a deer stalker coat Sherlock Holmes had she's out there

925
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 2: with the like the bloodhounds. That No, no, it's just

926
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 2: how I imagine it's Sorry, I didn't falsely hypeio. But

927
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 2: starting nineteen ninety seven, she's been working as a pet investigator,

928
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,360
Speaker 2: not a pet detective. She's out there like a PI.

929
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:13,919
Speaker 3: Yeah.

930
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 2: So she she also, by the way, was a in

931
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:19,399
Speaker 2: law enforcement for years prior, and she brings her law

932
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 2: enforcement background her dedicated to detective qualities, and she's, you know,

933
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 2: a very good detective for police and turns to her

934
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 2: police work for pets. Right, but she's also like the

935
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 2: Batman of pet detectives. Because I know this sounds like,

936
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,760
Speaker 2: oh she operates at night and beats up like people

937
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 2: in the shadows. No, No, what I mean is she

938
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 2: brings like a Batman utility belt to her job. She's

939
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 2: got like all this high tech gear, infrared cameras, listening devices,

940
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 2: search cameras like I bet she's got some of them,

941
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:51,840
Speaker 2: dog finding drones like I bet. Oh, yeah, she's all

942
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 2: about that, right. She's the person who everybody in the

943
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 2: pet detective world they credit her with pioneering the use

944
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 2: of quote search probability theory as well as quote deductive

945
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 2: reasoning for missing cats and feline behavioral profiling. Feline behavioral

946
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 2: profiling is a quote, a system of predicting patterns of

947
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 2: feline behavior, similar to how the FBI profiles criminal behavior.

948
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 3: So did they interview cats who've gone missing? Your cats?

949
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 3: So tell me about your experience?

950
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:21,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, tell me. Tell me about your mother and about

951
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 2: your father. Okay, did do you ever torture pets when

952
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 2: you were a kidd? To other cats? So basically, this

953
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:33,359
Speaker 2: Joe Mantania, FBI profiler for missing cats, she's the person

954
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:37,880
Speaker 2: who's credited also for creating quote cat detection dogs. I

955
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 2: just love that as a term cat detection dogs. I

956
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,359
Speaker 2: think all dogs are cat detection dogs. But anyway, it's

957
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 2: like a cadaver dog, but for living cats.

958
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 3: Right, So cat detection dogs chicken roat hissory dogs exactly exactly.

959
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 2: The cat detection dogs are the search dogs. But then

960
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,359
Speaker 2: there are also trailing dogs, and these are the ones

961
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 2: who specialize in following missing dogs. So they they're more

962
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 2: like the bloodhounds blood cat detectors, they're more like trailing dog.

963
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 3: I think that's fascinating, all that search and rescue type.

964
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 2: Oh, she once used DNA to solve one of her

965
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:11,839
Speaker 2: cases from just a single cat whisker. Yeah, totally. She's

966
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 2: also identified a type of evidence that she has dubbed

967
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:18,839
Speaker 2: high probability evidence, and but she describes that as quote,

968
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,399
Speaker 2: cat fibers on objects that often indicate where a lost

969
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 2: cat is likely to be found.

970
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 3: When she goes it feels like Encyclopedia Brown, like she

971
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,839
Speaker 3: goes to someone's house and they have like white cat

972
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,760
Speaker 3: fur on their sweatshirt, and she's like, have you seen fluffy?

973
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:33,240
Speaker 2: No, No, I haven't.

974
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 3: Do you own a cat? No doubt?

975
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 2: Is that an angora sweater?

976
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 3: Well you've got fur all over his sweater. Busted boom.

977
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 2: Encyclopedia Brown solves another. Great, we'll be a great pet detective,

978
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 2: by the way, Yeah totally. I learned a lot as

979
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 2: a young detective and training Encyclopedia Brown on it. That

980
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 2: was Okay, we're gonna be real about it. That was

981
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 2: my favorite kid detective. I won't even lie anyway. So anyway,

982
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 2: all right, right, she's trained to hold generation of pet detectives.

983
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 2: And the thing that she brought to it is she

984
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 2: recognizes that you were basically dealing with a unique crisis.

985
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 2: This is a kin to a missing child for these people.

986
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 2: So she's been very keen to make sure that all

987
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,919
Speaker 2: pet detectives they know that these skin mommies and flesh

988
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 2: don't spiral out when their baby is missing. Yeah. Yeah, So,

989
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:22,439
Speaker 2: in case you're wondering, do pet detectives as specialties, Yes,

990
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 2: and no, Elizabeth, some do, others don't. But there are

991
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 2: ones who are better at, say, finding cats, or a

992
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 2: better finding dogs. Right, and so McCreary hale better finding cats,

993
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 2: they say, quote, we find so many more cats than

994
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 2: we do dogs. The reason why quote McCree hale says,

995
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 2: cats are ever so much easier to find and quite

996
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 2: predictable in some of their behaviors. The main thing is

997
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 2: they're there to find. Yeah, yeah, So, which is weird

998
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 2: that cats don't get picked up by other animals as

999
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:49,839
Speaker 2: often as dogs do. Oh, I don't know, they say.

1000
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 2: That's from what she's described. I'm not the pet detective, Elizabeth.

1001
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 3: Cats are more inclined to slip out and hide.

1002
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:59,399
Speaker 2: That's exactly what she said. Yes, she said that it's

1003
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,879
Speaker 2: easier to find because of missing dog roams and cat's hide.

1004
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 2: You called it check under the porch. We'll look at

1005
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 2: you now. She also says the reason why she does

1006
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 2: it is the thing we were talking about earlier. I

1007
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 2: don't know anywhere else to get that, and what that

1008
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 2: is is the feeling of quote. I just can't find

1009
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 2: any one other place in this world to observe or

1010
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 2: to be a part of, or to help bring about

1011
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 2: that kind of joy. So when she is able to

1012
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 2: reunite a pet, the ninety makes up for the ten percent, Yeah,

1013
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:23,799
Speaker 2: that makes sense.

1014
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 3: And then the other ten percent she shows up on

1015
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 3: their doorstep with like a telegram and a folded flag, wearing.

1016
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,800
Speaker 2: A US Army costume costume, a uniform costume.

1017
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 3: Why are you dressed like that? Because we don't do.

1018
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 2: Stolen valor saw the party Rental had?

1019
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 3: Are you dressed like that? Ma'am?

1020
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 2: I have bad news. Now you may be wondering, Saren

1021
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 2: Are there any men who are pet detectives? We've only

1022
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 2: been talking about women.

1023
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 3: Any men?

1024
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,240
Speaker 2: Are there any non binaries who are pet detectives? Because

1025
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,879
Speaker 2: let's just say that women in non binaries are way

1026
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 2: better than men at this, because that's all I pretty

1027
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 2: much just able to find. Oh really, although I did

1028
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 2: find one dude, but he was like whatever. So we're

1029
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:58,879
Speaker 2: not even going to discuss him. He wasn't very good

1030
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 2: at what He's not even fun is a Spentura. Right.

1031
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:02,719
Speaker 2: So what I do want to talk to you, though,

1032
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:04,919
Speaker 2: is about what we haven't discussed yet, which is someone

1033
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 2: who specializes in cats. Yeah right, because I don't want

1034
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 2: to think the cat owners to think that we're not

1035
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 2: concerned about their missing pets as well. So let's treat

1036
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 2: them all equally.

1037
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 3: Although I got to say, like, you know, I lurk

1038
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 3: on next door. Yeah, and it's like so full of

1039
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 3: missing pets, So I don't like to look actually that

1040
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,279
Speaker 3: much anymore because it's upsetting to me. Yeah, I feel

1041
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:21,280
Speaker 3: bad when people miss.

1042
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 2: The I understand that I didn't realize the numbers.

1043
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's crazy. And like there's a lady who's

1044
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 3: been like posting for weeks now about her dog that

1045
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 3: got out. She reposts every day. Anyway, I as much

1046
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:33,359
Speaker 3: as I love animals and I'm tenderhearted, I do kind

1047
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 3: of like every time I see a missing cat, I

1048
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 3: just go rip and like go to the scenes.

1049
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,800
Speaker 2: As I'm talking about, this is a gallows shammer. This

1050
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 2: is what I mean. I think you could detective Rip.

1051
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,360
Speaker 3: If you're catting gone for like a week. I'm not

1052
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 3: around anyone.

1053
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,279
Speaker 2: I'm telling you you could do fine on the cat

1054
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:52,320
Speaker 2: crime scenes. All right, Well, last one I got for

1055
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 2: you is Kim Freeman, founder of Lost Cat Finder. She's

1056
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 2: known as quote, the world's first full time cat detective.

1057
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 2: No time I thought that she is a cat who

1058
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 2: is a detective.

1059
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 3: But whatever, this is not as exciting, but whatever, so

1060
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 3: help me.

1061
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 2: Exactly her tails swatting around behind her anyway, if you

1062
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,279
Speaker 2: can believe it. Her partner, though, is a cat, and

1063
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 2: she her partner is a detective cat. So I'm like,

1064
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 2: that's the cat.

1065
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 3: And does her partner could like convey what his thoughts

1066
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:20,359
Speaker 3: are with like a speak and spell?

1067
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 2: I don't know about that.

1068
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 3: How do they communicate?

1069
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 2: Well, I assume he's got some kind of like a

1070
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 2: body language like.

1071
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 3: That dog one up with ohstbox, Yeah, that would.

1072
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 2: Be dope, getting really close with that. They've they've gotten

1073
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,800
Speaker 2: really far with the dolphins and also with dogs. I

1074
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Speaker 2: don't know where they are, but I keep hearing twenty

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Speaker 2: twenty four. We'll have something. So anyway, So cat's name

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00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:47,399
Speaker 2: was Henry or is Henry. It's a tuxedo cat spoiler sorry,

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00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 2: Tuxedo cat, And, as Kim Freeman put quote, most cats

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Speaker 2: don't want to be found by a dog, even a

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00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 2: search and rescue dog. She's a little about this right anyway.

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Speaker 2: So but it makes sense based on everything I've learned

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Speaker 2: from cartoons. So, yes, dogs don't like cats. Cats don't

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Speaker 2: like dogs. True, that's what I learned.

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. I've always had you time.

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Speaker 2: Me cartoons are wrong.

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Speaker 3: No, but I've just I am an accept I've always

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Speaker 3: had dogs and cats living in harmony. No.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when they grow up together, I'm saying, but strangers

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00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 2: to each other.

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Speaker 3: Let me bring a new one in.

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Speaker 2: No, but I'm saying, like on the street, like they

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Speaker 2: don't know, y'all get along. In this house, we respect them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I understand what you're saying.

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Speaker 2: Yes, well, Kim Freeman the cat Petfinder. She's an Atlanta

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Speaker 2: based pet sleuth and her pet detective partner who really

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Speaker 2: is the cat detective, Henry. They've worked together now to

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Speaker 2: locate numerous missing cats, and she claims that Henry is

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Speaker 2: trained to follow the scent of cats who escape home.

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00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,760
Speaker 2: So she's got a cat who's following other cats.

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Speaker 3: Sense a nosy cat.

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Speaker 2: Yes, a nosy cat. I thought you'd like this. And

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00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 2: also like, for instance, Henry has quote found a cat

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Speaker 2: who jumped out of a car at a gas station. Yeah.

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00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 2: Like he's a baller detective. And if you're wondering how

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00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 2: detective Henry operates, he's not some wild cannon turn in

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00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 2: your badge and gun detective. No, Henry is like, you know,

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00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 2: oh you shot the mayor's wife again? Not him, right?

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00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:05,400
Speaker 2: Not Henry?

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00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 3: Is he a real cowboy?

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00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,479
Speaker 2: Know this guy? He is a leash trained cat. Oh yeah,

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00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 2: he's he's like a very gum in cats. He's following

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00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 2: all the lanes and away. So he wears a camera

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00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 2: so he can show Freeman what only a cat can

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00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 2: see and where only a cat can go.

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00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 3: He's got like the what do they call himen the

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00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:25,240
Speaker 3: cops wear it? What the camera?

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00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 2: Oh the bodycam?

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00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 3: Body cam?

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00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, you know you did your handle. It was

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00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:33,759
Speaker 2: like a holster. I'm like, what like the body hey?

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Speaker 2: I like to imagine Henry is like as a pet detective,

1121
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:38,840
Speaker 2: Like he smokes too much. He's always complaining about his

1122
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 2: ex wife pay alimony. So she's like just tired of

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00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 2: hearing it, having to always drive Lenny Prisco. Yeah, exactly.

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00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,320
Speaker 2: I want him to be like a like yeah, early

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00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 2: nineties law and order. That's what I want from him.

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00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 2: That's what he is now, if you're wondering. Freeman also

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00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:57,720
Speaker 2: has her top ten cat detective commandments, but she's limited

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Speaker 2: to three, so there you go.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 2: Number one, a litter box is not inviting so, as

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00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 2: Freeman says, quote, this action will attract wildlife and predators,

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00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 2: as well as territorial bully cats who may chase your

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00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 2: cat farther away.

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00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 3: See, I've always been told you supposed to put the

1135
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 3: litter box outside of so that's what she says.

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00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,439
Speaker 2: Don't do that. Wow. Number two, don't go chasing after

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00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 2: your cat. Instead, bring the treats and shake them like

1138
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 2: a money maker. I added that last part. She said,

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00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 2: if you call and shake the treats, your cat may

1140
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:26,720
Speaker 2: move towards your voice, but not come out of hiding

1141
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:28,360
Speaker 2: and may end up farther away from your home. So

1142
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 2: the treats can help. And three and again repeating number

1143
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:33,919
Speaker 2: two for effect, do not chase your cat.

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00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 3: So you're to chase it with an airhorn exactly, hold

1145
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:38,879
Speaker 3: back and a water gun.

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00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,480
Speaker 2: And she's like quote you can't catch a cat. They

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00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 2: are too fast, and even a three legged cat can

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00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 2: outrun you.

1149
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 3: True.

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00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 2: I love that even a three legged cat can out

1151
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 2: run you, ma'am. You don't even know me.

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00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:49,719
Speaker 3: It just gets up on its hind too.

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00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:51,879
Speaker 2: Where can I race this three legged cat to prove

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00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 2: you are wrong, ma'am? Anyway, Freeman warns that chasing them

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00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 2: will make them feel like prey and they will run

1156
00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 2: farther and faster. Instead, sit down and open a cat

1157
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 2: of tuna. Just get comfortable, chill, hang out, I added

1158
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 2: to this last. Yeah, I just like the jubble's on

1159
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 2: you be it a familiar place like your door. She's

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00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:11,240
Speaker 2: got a real tone.

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00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 3: To standing there for twenty four hours at your door.

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00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,799
Speaker 2: And she goes back to your point once again, dog's roam,

1163
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 2: cat's hide, so once again, don't look. And yeah, so

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00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 2: it takes time and diligence, And I have said one

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00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 2: other happy note. Freeman, unlike most of the criminals we cover,

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00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:28,839
Speaker 2: was able to get a book deal without going to prison. Yes, yes,

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00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:31,319
Speaker 2: she wrote how to Find Your Lost Cat, Advice from

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00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 2: a Cat Detective. I would only buy it if Henry

1169
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:34,279
Speaker 2: wrote it.

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00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 3: Yeah that's me, is signed.

1171
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 2: I'd like to write that book, but have none of

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00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 2: it be good advice.

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00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 3: I'd like to write that cats.

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00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all about whales.

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00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 3: It's not even about finding an.

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00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 2: It's about like financing Canada exactly like things like my

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00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 2: things to be like talk wildly and loosely, like go out,

1178
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,239
Speaker 2: talk game about your cat. See you come down.

1179
00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 3: I dressed like a harlet exact.

1180
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 2: Puit your fast ass out there. No, but anyway, if

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00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,879
Speaker 2: you want to find a cat like me, that would work.

1182
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,239
Speaker 2: That and maybe some Gwendolyn Brooks poetry. I don't know.

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00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 2: But it's a brave, strange new world of pet detectives.

1184
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:14,319
Speaker 2: And there you go. I hope you enjoyed your tour.

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00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 2: I did a ridiculous takeaway.

1186
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 3: Keep track of your pets. Yeah you know, I mean,

1187
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 3: I understand it happens, but you know mine is fix

1188
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 3: your fence.

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00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 2: Chicken makes things better and it'll bring your pets back.

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Speaker 3: There's nothing like a good rotisserie chicken.

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