1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:02,679 Speaker 1: And it's time now for a round it. Would you rather? 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,880 Speaker 1: Would you rather have two million dollars in cash every 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:09,959 Speaker 1: three years? Or would you rather have one hundred thousand 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,479 Speaker 1: dollars in cash every month? 5 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:17,079 Speaker 2: Hm? Hmm, one hundred thousand. That's a million point two 6 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:21,680 Speaker 2: a year, one point two year. Yeah, yeah, every month? Yeah, yeah, 7 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,840 Speaker 2: every month? Thou every month? 8 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:27,360 Speaker 1: Because anything can happen in the three years. Yeah yeah, 9 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:30,120 Speaker 1: yeah yeah because food with that, yeah. 10 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:33,239 Speaker 2: Exactly, you can die. Yeah, I'm gonna die with it. 11 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:36,040 Speaker 2: I'm going all right, So I'm feeling you fool with 12 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:36,360 Speaker 2: that man? 13 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,640 Speaker 1: Would you rather sleep on the same sheets for a 14 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:43,120 Speaker 1: year or would you rather use the same towel for 15 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:43,640 Speaker 1: a year? 16 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:49,720 Speaker 2: If this ain't no way out of this here, no, 17 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,200 Speaker 2: you might as well cut that sheet up and start 18 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:58,600 Speaker 2: bathing with it. This is na Give me a patch 19 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 2: of that sheet and let me try to clean myself. 20 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 2: I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go with the I'm gonna 21 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:06,720 Speaker 2: go with the sheets. I need a clean tie. I 22 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 2: got a clean yeah or yeah, I thought about this. 23 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 2: I'm have to have to say the sheets because I bathed, 24 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:16,680 Speaker 2: unlike the man in the Strawberry letter, I bathed, so 25 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,399 Speaker 2: I need to tie yourself. 26 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:19,319 Speaker 1: You bathe yourself. 27 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:21,760 Speaker 2: I bathed myself, all right. 28 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:25,400 Speaker 1: Would you rather live alone in the cabin in the woods, okay, 29 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:28,120 Speaker 1: live alone in the cabin in the woods, remember that movie? 30 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:31,560 Speaker 1: Or would you rather live in a mansion with your eggs? 31 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:38,839 Speaker 2: I'm in the cabin of the woods. I'm not there. 32 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,960 Speaker 2: I'm not there getting acquainted with baths. 33 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:46,160 Speaker 1: Wouldn't be in a man to see your eggs? 34 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 2: And the fact that I know she over there for me? 35 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:52,520 Speaker 1: The head game? 36 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:54,840 Speaker 2: All right, I can't do it now. 37 00:01:55,840 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 1: Would you rather get an inch shorter when you lie? 38 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 1: Or would you rather be honest all the time? 39 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:07,800 Speaker 2: Oh, when you talk to me, you might will look down, 40 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:12,119 Speaker 2: because that's why I'm gonna be at you might well 41 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 2: look down. We're talking to me. Keep lying because I 42 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:18,280 Speaker 2: gotta keep lying to keep me some I'm lying. I'm 43 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:21,280 Speaker 2: lying to keep peace. No, all right? 44 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:25,919 Speaker 1: You'd rather drive a golf cart every day? Or would 45 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,600 Speaker 1: you rather drive a car that only drives in reverse? 46 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,119 Speaker 1: Driving a golf cart every day? 47 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:35,560 Speaker 2: Everywhere? Golf call. Take me a while to get there, 48 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:39,519 Speaker 2: but I'm coming. I think I told you this before. 49 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:42,480 Speaker 2: I had a feturnity brother up returnity brother. When we 50 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,160 Speaker 2: was in college and we would be going to class. 51 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,400 Speaker 2: He had a I can't remember what kind of car 52 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 2: you had. 53 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 1: Howard. 54 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:50,920 Speaker 2: Howard was his name. Here's his name, Howard car could 55 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 2: only make left turns. You can only make left eyes 56 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:57,040 Speaker 2: lie to you. Not only could make left and if 57 00:02:57,040 --> 00:03:00,240 Speaker 2: we miss a turn, we was gonna missclass. We can 58 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,280 Speaker 2: only make left turn. It was the craziest thing in 59 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:08,680 Speaker 2: the World's funny. I never witnessed nothing. 60 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:12,480 Speaker 1: All right, guys, thank you. That's today's round of Would 61 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,800 Speaker 1: you Rather? Coming up next. It is our last break 62 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,160 Speaker 1: of the day. We'll close out the show right after this. 63 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:20,440 Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.