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<v Speaker 1>Elvie Duran in the Morning show. Here's one of our

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<v Speaker 1>world famous phone pranks, Pelvis Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>The email coming into his headquarters reads, Dear Elvis Duran,

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<v Speaker 2>my husband Roberto, Well, he and I have been arguing

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<v Speaker 2>about this money we owe to Scholastic. You know Scholastic

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<v Speaker 2>children's books. I love Scholastic books. Anyway, we're arguing about

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<v Speaker 2>the Scholastic book account for our three year old son, Michael.

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<v Speaker 2>You see, Scholastic keeps calling asking for payment on books

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<v Speaker 2>we've already returned. If they call one more time, Roberto

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<v Speaker 2>is going to go insane. I would love it for

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<v Speaker 2>you to call him demanding payment one more time and

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<v Speaker 2>watch him go nuts. All right, well, this comes to

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<v Speaker 2>us from Michelle. Danielle is going to be the collections

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<v Speaker 2>agent from Scholastic Books. The Michelle is going to come

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<v Speaker 2>in later to help out with a phone tap. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>listen in.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello little yes, hi man, I speak to Robert. Please

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<v Speaker 3>speak hi, Roberto. This is Leslie Lee from Scholastic Books.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you today?

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<v Speaker 4>Good?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just calling you about a bill for three hundred

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<v Speaker 5>and fifty seven dollars.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I have no clue what that is you had

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<v Speaker 6>some books.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's see Poky the Puppy, the Alphabet Truck, Duck, Mister

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<v Speaker 5>Peabody's Apples, Everybody Poops.

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<v Speaker 6>Scholastic sent me the return envelopes and everything before that

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<v Speaker 6>whole package, and I went to the post office and.

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<v Speaker 4>Sent everything back.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we didn't get them.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>How would I find out now? What's what went on?

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<v Speaker 6>This was?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>It has to be a year ago.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I hope you're enjoying Everyone Poops, but I

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<v Speaker 5>really think that you know you need to.

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<v Speaker 3>Pay for it.

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<v Speaker 6>I sent them back.

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<v Speaker 3>We didn't get it.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I'm sorry to hear that.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you write it's a check?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not writing no checks, not signing not Then it's done.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a done deal as far as I'm concerned.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's not a done deal because you have the

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<v Speaker 3>books and we don't have the money.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, listen to me.

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<v Speaker 6>You have the book and I didn't send you the

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<v Speaker 6>money because I didn't want the books.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't keep the books and then not get it.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't have them.

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<v Speaker 6>I sent them back.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to have them because we don't have them.

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<v Speaker 6>I think you got them.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't have them.

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<v Speaker 6>I think you're lion.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not lying. We don't have them. I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>what else to do.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you want to do?

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<v Speaker 6>What do you think you should do? It's a nice day.

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<v Speaker 6>Maybe you should go out and enjoy the sun.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't go out and enjoy the sun because I

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<v Speaker 5>have to, unfortunately, call irresponsible people that don't pay their bills.

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<v Speaker 6>You get nothing, nothing, nothing. How are you send me

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<v Speaker 6>a check for three change?

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<v Speaker 3>Sir? You have the books? I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have the books.

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<v Speaker 3>You have the book. Don't raise your voice at me.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't tell me what the race?

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you being so difficult?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not difficult. I'm broke, sir. I have a lot

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<v Speaker 6>of work to do here, so do I. I don't

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<v Speaker 6>want to hang up on you. I have a lot of.

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<v Speaker 3>Other people to call it.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't pay their bills, hold them, annoy them.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll just keep calling you back. Yes, Hi, this is

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<v Speaker 3>Leslie calling from Scholastic Books. What do you mean again?

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<v Speaker 6>What do you mean again?

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<v Speaker 3>I have to call you until I get this money.

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<v Speaker 6>I notice you're very persistent. Apparently this is not going

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<v Speaker 6>to go away. But I can't tell you in any

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<v Speaker 6>more plain right. I sent them back to God and

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<v Speaker 6>got them.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have Okay, you always three hundred and fifty.

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<v Speaker 6>You get nothing, nothing, you got nothing.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if you nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>I spoke to your wife and she said, you do

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<v Speaker 3>owe us.

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<v Speaker 6>Check your records, talk to your people, and then get

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<v Speaker 6>back to my people.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you get me the tracking number?

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<v Speaker 4>I can't find the tracking number.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, then that's not my problem.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's not my problem. But it is your problem

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<v Speaker 4>because you need the money.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't have it.

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<v Speaker 3>I need the money, and you're gonna get it to me.

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<v Speaker 6>I ain't getting you.

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<v Speaker 3>Your wife said that you would pay it.

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<v Speaker 6>Listen to me.

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<v Speaker 4>I gotta be honest with you.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't really want to get it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm shut with you or yelly. Yeah, but I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 4>tell you this nicely.

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<v Speaker 6>No money finished, sir.

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<v Speaker 4>You have the books, listen, go tell your story, walk

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<v Speaker 4>and you get nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>Your son is enjoying Pokey the puppy. But we need

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<v Speaker 3>the money.

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<v Speaker 6>Listen, you have the money, check it out of my Hello, Michelle.

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<v Speaker 5>So here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna call him together.

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<v Speaker 5>We're gonna conference him.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, hello, yeah, listen, I have on conference to scholastics people.

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<v Speaker 6>What did you say?

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<v Speaker 4>Really? Upset again, she said, you're harassing them. I'm asking what.

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<v Speaker 6>Did you say?

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<v Speaker 4>Where are I'm right here, sir.

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<v Speaker 5>We have you on tape and we're going to sue

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<v Speaker 5>you because you told me and I quote, if you

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<v Speaker 5>want the money, suck it out of my eggs?

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<v Speaker 4>Were you hurt?

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<v Speaker 3>I was hurt.

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<v Speaker 4>You a couple of days.

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<v Speaker 6>It's enough. Listen.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care for a lawyer.

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<v Speaker 6>Call a cop, Call a part national god, call somebody

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<v Speaker 6>who gives a You're not getting.

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<v Speaker 4>Done now, you just said, go ahead, tape record it.

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<v Speaker 6>Let's rewind the play back.

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<v Speaker 3>Your wife is the one that offered us the money.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, now she's offering you the money.

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<v Speaker 3>Michelle tell him I did.

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<v Speaker 6>I had to. They won't stop.

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<v Speaker 5>What do you mean you had cut?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 4>You're listening to nobody but me?

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<v Speaker 6>You understand, just me?

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<v Speaker 4>What do you listening to that?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Excuse me? She listens to nobody but you? Who are you?

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<v Speaker 4>You can't right now?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah you can't.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're king of what? King of?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>I guess cushing out of yourself?

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<v Speaker 3>Now, I'm very proud of myself. You know why why

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<v Speaker 3>Why Because I'm Danielle Narrow and you've just been phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 6>Nice. I'm glad to enjoyed it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it very nice. I guess you got me.

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<v Speaker 6>It was really good.

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