Speaker 1: Elvie Duran in the Morning show. Here's one of our
Speaker 1: world famous phone pranks, Pelvis Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2: The email coming into his headquarters reads, Dear Elvis Duran,
Speaker 2: my husband Roberto, Well, he and I have been arguing
Speaker 2: about this money we owe to Scholastic. You know Scholastic
Speaker 2: children's books. I love Scholastic books. Anyway, we're arguing about
Speaker 2: the Scholastic book account for our three year old son, Michael.
Speaker 2: You see, Scholastic keeps calling asking for payment on books
Speaker 2: we've already returned. If they call one more time, Roberto
Speaker 2: is going to go insane. I would love it for
Speaker 2: you to call him demanding payment one more time and
Speaker 2: watch him go nuts. All right, well, this comes to
Speaker 2: us from Michelle. Danielle is going to be the collections
Speaker 2: agent from Scholastic Books. The Michelle is going to come
Speaker 2: in later to help out with a phone tap. Let's
Speaker 2: listen in.
Speaker 3: Hello little yes, hi man, I speak to Robert. Please
Speaker 3: speak hi, Roberto. This is Leslie Lee from Scholastic Books.
Speaker 3: How are you today?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 5: I'm just calling you about a bill for three hundred
Speaker 5: and fifty seven dollars.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have no clue what that is you had
Speaker 6: some books.
Speaker 5: Let's see Poky the Puppy, the Alphabet Truck, Duck, Mister
Speaker 5: Peabody's Apples, Everybody Poops.
Speaker 6: Scholastic sent me the return envelopes and everything before that
Speaker 6: whole package, and I went to the post office and.
Speaker 4: Sent everything back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we didn't get them.
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 4: How would I find out now? What's what went on?
Speaker 6: This was?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 6: It has to be a year ago.
Speaker 5: I mean, I hope you're enjoying Everyone Poops, but I
Speaker 5: really think that you know you need to.
Speaker 3: Pay for it.
Speaker 6: I sent them back.
Speaker 3: We didn't get it.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
Speaker 3: Can you write it's a check?
Speaker 6: I'm not writing no checks, not signing not Then it's done.
Speaker 6: It's a done deal as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 3: But it's not a done deal because you have the
Speaker 3: books and we don't have the money.
Speaker 4: Well, listen to me.
Speaker 6: You have the book and I didn't send you the
Speaker 6: money because I didn't want the books.
Speaker 3: You can't keep the books and then not get it.
Speaker 4: Don't have them.
Speaker 6: I sent them back.
Speaker 3: You have to have them because we don't have them.
Speaker 6: I think you got them.
Speaker 3: We don't have them.
Speaker 6: I think you're lion.
Speaker 3: I'm not lying. We don't have them. I don't know
Speaker 3: what else to do.
Speaker 4: What do you want to do?
Speaker 6: What do you think you should do? It's a nice day.
Speaker 6: Maybe you should go out and enjoy the sun.
Speaker 5: I can't go out and enjoy the sun because I
Speaker 5: have to, unfortunately, call irresponsible people that don't pay their bills.
Speaker 6: You get nothing, nothing, nothing. How are you send me
Speaker 6: a check for three change?
Speaker 3: Sir? You have the books? I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't have the books.
Speaker 3: You have the book. Don't raise your voice at me.
Speaker 6: Don't tell me what the race?
Speaker 3: Why are you being so difficult?
Speaker 6: I'm not difficult. I'm broke, sir. I have a lot
Speaker 6: of work to do here, so do I. I don't
Speaker 6: want to hang up on you. I have a lot of.
Speaker 3: Other people to call it.
Speaker 6: Don't pay their bills, hold them, annoy them.
Speaker 3: I'll just keep calling you back. Yes, Hi, this is
Speaker 3: Leslie calling from Scholastic Books. What do you mean again?
Speaker 6: What do you mean again?
Speaker 3: I have to call you until I get this money.
Speaker 6: I notice you're very persistent. Apparently this is not going
Speaker 6: to go away. But I can't tell you in any
Speaker 6: more plain right. I sent them back to God and
Speaker 6: got them.
Speaker 3: I don't have Okay, you always three hundred and fifty.
Speaker 6: You get nothing, nothing, you got nothing.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you nothing.
Speaker 3: I spoke to your wife and she said, you do
Speaker 3: owe us.
Speaker 6: Check your records, talk to your people, and then get
Speaker 6: back to my people.
Speaker 3: Did you get me the tracking number?
Speaker 4: I can't find the tracking number.
Speaker 3: Well, then that's not my problem.
Speaker 4: No, it's not my problem. But it is your problem
Speaker 4: because you need the money.
Speaker 6: I don't have it.
Speaker 3: I need the money, and you're gonna get it to me.
Speaker 6: I ain't getting you.
Speaker 3: Your wife said that you would pay it.
Speaker 6: Listen to me.
Speaker 4: I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 6: I don't really want to get it.
Speaker 4: I'm shut with you or yelly. Yeah, but I'm gonna
Speaker 4: tell you this nicely.
Speaker 6: No money finished, sir.
Speaker 4: You have the books, listen, go tell your story, walk
Speaker 4: and you get nothing.
Speaker 3: Your son is enjoying Pokey the puppy. But we need
Speaker 3: the money.
Speaker 6: Listen, you have the money, check it out of my Hello, Michelle.
Speaker 5: So here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna call him together.
Speaker 5: We're gonna conference him.
Speaker 6: Okay, hello, yeah, listen, I have on conference to scholastics people.
Speaker 6: What did you say?
Speaker 4: Really? Upset again, she said, you're harassing them. I'm asking what.
Speaker 6: Did you say?
Speaker 4: Where are I'm right here, sir.
Speaker 5: We have you on tape and we're going to sue
Speaker 5: you because you told me and I quote, if you
Speaker 5: want the money, suck it out of my eggs?
Speaker 4: Were you hurt?
Speaker 3: I was hurt.
Speaker 4: You a couple of days.
Speaker 6: It's enough. Listen.
Speaker 4: I don't care for a lawyer.
Speaker 6: Call a cop, Call a part national god, call somebody
Speaker 6: who gives a You're not getting.
Speaker 4: Done now, you just said, go ahead, tape record it.
Speaker 6: Let's rewind the play back.
Speaker 3: Your wife is the one that offered us the money.
Speaker 4: Oh, now she's offering you the money.
Speaker 3: Michelle tell him I did.
Speaker 6: I had to. They won't stop.
Speaker 5: What do you mean you had cut?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: You're listening to nobody but me?
Speaker 6: You understand, just me?
Speaker 4: What do you listening to that?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Excuse me? She listens to nobody but you? Who are you?
Speaker 4: You can't right now?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah you can't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're king of what? King of?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: I guess cushing out of yourself?
Speaker 3: Now, I'm very proud of myself. You know why why
Speaker 3: Why Because I'm Danielle Narrow and you've just been phone tapped.
Speaker 6: Nice. I'm glad to enjoyed it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it very nice. I guess you got me.
Speaker 6: It was really good.
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