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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Unidentified

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Speaker 1: Trending Objects. I am Jack. That is Miles. Uh. That

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Speaker 1: short show title is courtesy of Paul Gravanta. Uh Nope,

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Speaker 1: Paul gara Venta there it is. Shout out to you, Paul.

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Speaker 1: I'm Jack. That's Miles. This is what's trending. Israel is

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Speaker 1: now targeting the like electricity and internet grid, like trying

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Speaker 1: to basically cut off the Palestinian people from communication with

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Speaker 1: the outside world. Yeah, just all infrastructure. It's I don't know, man,

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Speaker 1: it's real, real, scary. A Palestinian journalist was just killed

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Speaker 1: in his home in a strike from the Israeli military.

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Speaker 1: And you've got Joe Biden, who's like the news is

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Speaker 1: like patting his back. They're like, oh my, he said

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Speaker 1: the most forceful uh statement yet, which essentially boiled down

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Speaker 1: to him telling net and Yah, Who's like, hey, you better,

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Speaker 1: you better, you better, you better tone it down over there. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like what that's not forceful at all? Significant de escalation today. Um,

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Speaker 1: but I don't know. And so yeah, you know, House

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Speaker 1: Democrats have also introduced to you know, resolution to block

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Speaker 1: the arms sale, because yeah, we're watching, you're you're seeing

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Speaker 1: footage of American arms destructing these people's homes and the

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Speaker 1: amount of the sail over. Almost sixty people have been

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Speaker 1: displaced internally already because of all the destruction. Yeah, ship's

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Speaker 1: fucking ridiculous. But we'll see, we'll see what straight up

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Speaker 1: the war crime after war crime after by a like. Legitimately,

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Speaker 1: they're trying to ethnically cleanse the people. I think I

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Speaker 1: hope that for people who don't understand American imperialism and

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Speaker 1: you're new to the show, this is this is part

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Speaker 1: of that. You know that you have to understand what

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Speaker 1: this looks like. And also another generation of people who

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Speaker 1: are looking at the United States foreign policy as it

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Speaker 1: relates to the Middle East and being like, oh, funk

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Speaker 1: that fucking place. Yeah, um, there's nothing's but look like

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Speaker 1: you know, we're we're doing the same fucked up ship. So, um,

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Speaker 1: I'm curious to see what kind of ceasefire happens or

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Speaker 1: de escalation whatever that means without like actual you know, repercussions. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but this is the right wing Israeli government, like they

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Speaker 1: are trying to do what it looks like they're trying

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Speaker 1: to do. It's not it's not Uh complicated their colonialists,

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Speaker 1: all right, uh and less serious uh violence. People were

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Speaker 1: really upset with us for thinking that we could defeate

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Speaker 1: a goose. Be in particular, I thought I could take

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Speaker 1: out a goose. Um. I didn't know that this was

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Speaker 1: a big meme that geese are are tough and difficult

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Speaker 1: to uh to defeat an armed combat. Were you familiar

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Speaker 1: with us? Uh? I mean I've seen meme videos back

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Speaker 1: or I don't know, No, not the meme, but I've

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Speaker 1: I remember geese attack videos on the internet back in

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Speaker 1: the day. I've seen it, but you know, Ben Lewis

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Speaker 1: twittered at us a wicky hount, I guess a play

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Speaker 1: on wiki how like infographic how to stop a goose attack?

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Speaker 1: One watch for a warning signs. If the goose begins

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Speaker 1: to honk, it is already too late for you to

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Speaker 1: do not run. Geese can fly and you will not

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Speaker 1: escape it through a three do not fight. Geese can

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Speaker 1: kill you in over fourweight so it's like a Chuck

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Speaker 1: Norris type thing. Do not call for help. The geese has.

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Speaker 1: The geese have hacked your phone. All your friends are

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Speaker 1: geese and disguise. The government has the government has already

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Speaker 1: fallen that one and then five except your fate calmly anyways,

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Speaker 1: shout out. I I am in no way confident in

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Speaker 1: my ability to uh win in any violent conflict. So

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Speaker 1: I'm sure goose could take me out. I thought they

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Speaker 1: had a big exposed neck. But I'm sure I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: underestimating something. I'm guessing that's just how they draw you

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Speaker 1: in and then uh they take you out. Yeah, I mean, look, look,

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Speaker 1: I mean what I'm reading, though, I say a lot

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Speaker 1: of injuries happen from people trying to flee the geese,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Not because the geese got

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Speaker 1: will put their wings on you and gave you that work,

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Speaker 1: so um right they don't. Still, I'll put money on

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Speaker 1: you too. In a death match. You'll beat a you'll

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Speaker 1: beat a goose in a death match. But that's you

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Speaker 1: may be suck up on the other side, though, you

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Speaker 1: may be tremendously fucked up you like it may be

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Speaker 1: like when the Mountain fought. You know, grandboy Pablo Pascal

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Speaker 1: and ship Pablo Pascal actually did that to himself by

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Speaker 1: trying to run away from them out. Oh no, there's

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Speaker 1: another one of these kitchen hacks on TikTok that is

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Speaker 1: making people angry and a cursed us by sending us.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, super producer on a hosier cursed us. Uh.

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Speaker 1: So it is a McDonald's quarter pounder with cheese, Like

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Speaker 1: how to consume it more efficiently? Um says uh. So basically,

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Speaker 1: you take the quarter pounder with cheese, You put it

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Speaker 1: in a blender with some water. You add a bunch

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Speaker 1: of catchup and mustard. Um. This poor person who is

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Speaker 1: doing this doesn't not use higns catch up, which what

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Speaker 1: the funck was them? That was? That was my biggest objection. Uh. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: they they blended up into a smooth paste, put it

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Speaker 1: inside of a pantyhoe. What is that? What the a

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Speaker 1: single pie? They were using hosiery. They were using hosiery. Um,

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Speaker 1: take them to church with that hosiery. Uh. And then

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Speaker 1: so you make a tube it looks like, um, you know,

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Speaker 1: a big tube of ground meat if you've ever had

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Speaker 1: low quality ground beef. Uh. And then you put it

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Speaker 1: in the fridge and then take it out and do

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Speaker 1: like slices that you slice it up, um and serve

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Speaker 1: it on crackers. Uh. Oh I think there were fries

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Speaker 1: in there as well. There too. Um. I I don't

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Speaker 1: see why this makes everyone so furious, because I am

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Speaker 1: much more cynical about like what is in other processed foods,

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Speaker 1: Like I don't I don't think that any of the

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Speaker 1: dips that we are eating, uh you know that are

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Speaker 1: made by the Toastito company, like have like you would

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Speaker 1: want to see what goes into that. Personally, I would.

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Speaker 1: I would assume that it's you know, not not that delicious,

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Speaker 1: that whole process, just like they were making like a

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Speaker 1: weird form of crack or something when she like she

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Speaker 1: was just ringing out all the sucking moisture and putting

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Speaker 1: it in the hose and cooling in and slicing it

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Speaker 1: up and chopping it. I think some people are speculating

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Speaker 1: that all of these are like fetish videos, like some

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Speaker 1: manner of like muck bang like oh like like into

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Speaker 1: the consumption, grab that grab that ship with the pantyholes

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Speaker 1: into a sliceable loaf. Yeah, I'm good on that. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it just doesn't like I'm sure it doesn't. It just

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Speaker 1: taste probably like this confusing mouthful of McDonald's and that's

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Speaker 1: not yeah whatever, I don't know what that how that

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Speaker 1: ends up as like a mono flavor, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, Like I can kind of conceptualize it, but

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Speaker 1: as a spread whatever it looked like straight if you

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Speaker 1: put if there were like crackers that were quarter pounder

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Speaker 1: with cheese meal flavored, so it had the had the

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Speaker 1: French fries in there as well, I would try that ship.

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Speaker 1: That wouldn't bother me. Like obviously it would be less

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Speaker 1: less moist less uh pasty, so probably would would be

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Speaker 1: a little bit more appetizing. But I don't know. It

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Speaker 1: just seems like everything if you're eating processed food, it's

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Speaker 1: probably gross, Like you don't you don't want to know

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Speaker 1: what's going in there. Um, it's probably I'm not the

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Speaker 1: food in the first places, but that's I'm not here

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Speaker 1: for the ingredients, Okay, I'm here for the endgame flav exactly. Uh.

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Speaker 1: But I I did enjoy this comment directly under the video.

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Speaker 1: This is why I just don't bother with TikTok. Nothing

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Speaker 1: but idiots wanting attention by doing stupid ship like this

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Speaker 1: or that awful dancing nonsense. Which I love that last

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Speaker 1: bit because it's like they're trying to Now I know

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Speaker 1: for sure that you're an objective of observer and not

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Speaker 1: like working through some issues in your personal life. An

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Speaker 1: awful dancing nonsense, joy, they're so hard. Also, have you

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Speaker 1: tried getting down that playboy Cardi sega remix? I can't

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Speaker 1: get my more that quick. Uh. Everybody's so happy for attention.

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Speaker 1: They're just trying. They just want your attention. They're really

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Speaker 1: sad on the inside because their wife left them. Um

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Speaker 1: like okay, okay. Uh. And then in more important McDonald's base, iss,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, probably more important. Uh, there's

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Speaker 1: a strike taking place, McDonald's strike. Mmcdonald's workers striking, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: to get you know, if you get this minimum wage up.

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Speaker 1: It's why. There's also another study about how much the

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Speaker 1: pandemic has even changed the attitudes of a lot of

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Speaker 1: people who are working. That a lot of people are like,

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Speaker 1: I'll never do the job I used to do again,

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Speaker 1: Like I just will never do it again. Um, and people.

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Speaker 1: I think it's people get more in touch again with

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Speaker 1: absurd cost of living and surviving is in this country. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna see more people I advocating for themselves in

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Speaker 1: this way. So yeah, I hope y'all get I mean

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Speaker 1: the funk man, the fucking government should be doing this ship. Um.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, look, you're never gonna do your job again. Jack,

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Speaker 1: You're never gonna never gonna get get any benefits. I

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Speaker 1: hope you like being hungry. Um that is my Jo

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Speaker 1: Biden impression. Um uh, what are you gonna do? I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 1: then we'll see what happens. I this is like again

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Speaker 1: just whether it's this you know, made up new thing

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Speaker 1: where the Chamber of Commerce is doing everything they can

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Speaker 1: to pressure local governments and state governments in the federal

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Speaker 1: government to take away people's um unemployment benefits so they

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Speaker 1: can force people back into these shitty wages. I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're just you know, all things are influx at the moment,

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Speaker 1: but and hopefully hopefully for the better. Um, not to

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Speaker 1: be distracting from more important issues. But I just realized

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Speaker 1: how close my name rhymes to Joe Biden, Jack, Joe Biden,

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Speaker 1: Oh shack O'Brien. Yeah, so that's something. Maybe maybe there's

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Speaker 1: something that maybe that you can do that one of

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Speaker 1: your TikTok videos. Watch my foot work, Jack, what my

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Speaker 1: foot work? I hate this goddamn websitelurkey all right. That

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Speaker 1: is gonna do it for this afternoon. We're back tomorrow

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Speaker 1: with the whole last episode of the show. Until then,

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Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get

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Speaker 1: the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we

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Speaker 1: will talk to you all tomorrow. Bye bye,