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Speaker 1: It's another Jewbile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Officer Pete Eakins calling from Building Management. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling in regards to an incident in the parking lot

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Speaker 1: the other day. Is this Trent who lives in apartment

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Speaker 1: four thirteen?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you said you, Officer Pete Eakins. Yes, assistant to

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Speaker 1: the head of building security here working mostly in the

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Speaker 1: parking lot and I need to speak with you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what happened?

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure you know why I'm calling.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't know at all.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, then let's take a little jog down memory Lane,

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Speaker 1: shall we? Trent?

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Speaker 2: Sure?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're running shoes on, I'll stretched out. I'm ready

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Speaker 1: to go for a little jog with me.

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Speaker 2: Sure what's going for? Yeah? Sure? Whatever.

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Speaker 1: Well, I was doing my normal job going through all

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Speaker 1: of the video from the parking garage over the last month,

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Speaker 1: and I noticed something rather shocking. You want to explain.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: Oh you don't. Okay, Like I said, let's go for

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Speaker 1: a little job. Then a week ago, on Tuesday, you

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Speaker 1: dinged the car door next to you, didn't you Getting

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Speaker 1: out of your car all willy nilly, not paying attention,

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Speaker 1: and you dinged the car next to you.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, mm hmmm, yep, I don't understand what's going on.

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Speaker 2: I never dinged any car.

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Speaker 1: I want to remind you you're speaking to an officer here.

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Speaker 2: Why do you keep calling yourself an officer.

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Speaker 1: Because I am assistant to the head of building security here,

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Speaker 1: I work mostly in the parking lot.

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Speaker 2: Officer's my name, So you're not even an officer. You're

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Speaker 2: a parking lot security guy.

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Speaker 1: Okay. I am the assistant to the head of building security.

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Speaker 2: You're a security officer.

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Speaker 1: I am an officer of the law. Okay, no, you're not.

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Speaker 1: And you will address me appropriately and show me some respect.

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Speaker 2: You haven't been respectful to me. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, I guess you're not going to admit it,

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Speaker 1: so I'll let you know that I did further inspection

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Speaker 1: and I was able to get a tiny pink chip

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Speaker 1: from the car that parks next to you off of

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Speaker 1: the door, and I spent the entire week matching it

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Speaker 1: to your car, and you are indeed guilty of this crime.

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Speaker 2: Spend a whole week doing this, Yes, I did. That's sad.

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Speaker 2: And I did not do anything.

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Speaker 1: Right that okay, I'm going to need you to come

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Speaker 1: down to the precinc and fill out some forms and

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Speaker 1: I may be issuing an a restaurant and you will

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Speaker 1: be fined seven hundred dollars on your next month's rent

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Speaker 1: and face eviction.

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Speaker 2: What precinc. Bro, You're not even an officer. You're on

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Speaker 2: a You're.

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Speaker 1: Going downstairs in the parking garage where I am.

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Speaker 2: That's a lot of precinct. That's that's okay, you know what?

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Speaker 2: So you really think that you can arrest me or

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Speaker 2: give me a wow of fine for like seven hundred

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Speaker 2: dollars you'll be fine. Where are you talking?

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Speaker 1: You'll be fined seven hundred dollars on next month's rent

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Speaker 1: and face eviction. And yes, I have half of mind

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Speaker 1: to issue an a restaurrant based on how you've lied

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Speaker 1: to me under oathed.

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Speaker 2: Who do you think you are? Like, you have no juristy.

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Speaker 1: I am officer, paid beacons assistant to the head of

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Speaker 1: building security.

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Speaker 2: And I even like the head of security. You're assistant

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Speaker 2: head of security.

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Speaker 1: Assistant to the head of security. The assistant is Paul.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you basically have no power at all and

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Speaker 2: if you really think that you can find me seven

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Speaker 2: hundred dollars, I probably will come. I will more than

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Speaker 2: likely come over there. I kick your.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you've just threatened an officer of the law. I

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Speaker 1: have that documented.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, make sure to get everything documented because I'm

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Speaker 2: going to come over there.

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Speaker 1: I kick your If you come down here, I will

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Speaker 1: judo shop you so quick you won't know what happened.

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Speaker 1: Judo chops?

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Speaker 2: What you're going to judo chop me?

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Speaker 1: Judo chopping. I'm gonna get you on the ground and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go you to your peer pants.

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Speaker 2: This has got to be a joke. Are you serious?

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Speaker 2: Are you five?

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Speaker 1: No? I'm not serious. This is actually Jubil from the

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Speaker 1: Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and your

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Speaker 1: girlfriend set you up.

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Speaker 2: Wait it what a joke.

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Speaker 1: She said that the building management in your place is

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Speaker 1: kind of ales and wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I thought something was up when you

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Speaker 3: started saying judo chop, Like what wake

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Speaker 1: Up every morning with Jubile phone Franks