1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,120 Speaker 1: Then Jubile show on demand. The worst job to have 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:07,440 Speaker 1: naked would be a profession where you have to crawl 3 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:10,720 Speaker 1: in crawl space. Is a professional crawl space? It would 4 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:13,119 Speaker 1: be a horrible job to have naked. Call us up 5 00:00:13,119 --> 00:00:15,160 Speaker 1: eighty eight three four three one oh six one, text 6 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:17,200 Speaker 1: in four one o six one. It's time for Ridiculous 7 00:00:17,239 --> 00:00:20,119 Speaker 1: Internet questions, where we ask you what people are talking 8 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,599 Speaker 1: about on the dot com today. What is today's ridiculous 9 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:26,320 Speaker 1: Internet question? It's a good one. The answers have been hilarious. 10 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,400 Speaker 1: It's a question we've asked before on the show. Though, 11 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:32,040 Speaker 1: if being naked was the norm, what would be the 12 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:35,880 Speaker 1: worst job you could have? Call us right now eighty 13 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:38,000 Speaker 1: eight three four three one six one eight eight eight 14 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:40,880 Speaker 1: three four three one oh six one. Text your answer 15 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:43,520 Speaker 1: in at four one oh six one. Jesselyn, good morning, 16 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:45,960 Speaker 1: Good morning. What would be the worst naked job in 17 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:49,320 Speaker 1: your opinion? I would say anything to do working with 18 00:00:49,400 --> 00:01:02,880 Speaker 1: young kids, your school teacher, because are brutally honored. One. Yeah, 19 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 1: because I remember in this fantasy world we've created, being 20 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,160 Speaker 1: naked is the normal, so that's not a weird thing 21 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,400 Speaker 1: to do in that world. But also kids are too 22 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:11,920 Speaker 1: honest and they will point out every single naked flaw 23 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:14,400 Speaker 1: that you have. Tell you everything. Why do you have 24 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:18,959 Speaker 1: a roadmap on your stomach? Those are stretch marks. You 25 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:21,240 Speaker 1: just have to You spend your whole time as a 26 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,800 Speaker 1: guy being like it's cold in here, that's why. Yeah, 27 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Speaker 1: call us up eighty eight three four three one six 28 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:28,080 Speaker 1: one text in four one six one. It is ridiculous 29 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,400 Speaker 1: Internet questions, and we're asking the question, what is the 30 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:35,800 Speaker 1: worst naked job you could have? Hey? Bill is Bill? 31 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:43,080 Speaker 1: This is not Bill. I was confused because it said 32 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:45,080 Speaker 1: Bill on the call screen. You're thinking, what's the worst 33 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 1: naked job you could have? Bill? Being a lawyer? A lawyer, Oh, 34 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,160 Speaker 1: you're having to argue naked? Arguing naked would be bad. 35 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,160 Speaker 1: I mean, you know you've been in relationships. Have you 36 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:55,720 Speaker 1: ever been in a relationship and have to argue, like 37 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 1: when you're out of the shower and naked or something. 38 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 1: It's always so awkward, Like would be in the middle arguing. 39 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:01,880 Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm naked right now. This is really weird. 40 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 1: I'm wearing nothing. If you're arguing in court too, I mean, 41 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:10,240 Speaker 1: sometimes they do take low blows at each other, the lawyers, 42 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:12,160 Speaker 1: and you're gonna hear a whole lot of truth about 43 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:16,680 Speaker 1: you're gonna trust the guy that looks like that. Judge 44 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,040 Speaker 1: calls up eighty eight three four three to six one 45 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,480 Speaker 1: text and four one six one. What would be the 46 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:28,000 Speaker 1: worst naked job to have, Tanner? An electrician? Oh? Yeah, 47 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 1: an electrician would be a tough naked job. Yeah, I 48 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:34,639 Speaker 1: don't want to catch an art clash down. Man. Are 49 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 1: you trying to put the tester thing in there that 50 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:39,560 Speaker 1: you guys use? Are you an electrician? Tanner? Yeah, I 51 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:42,160 Speaker 1: actually am. Yeah, that little tester that you stick in 52 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 1: there and you grab something else down by your tool 53 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:46,720 Speaker 1: belt if you're wearing a tool beltake it and then 54 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,000 Speaker 1: you try to test it with that that could hurt 55 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,040 Speaker 1: or every electrician is not a little bit of naked 56 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:56,000 Speaker 1: electric word, no idea. There's a dirty little secret from 57 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,960 Speaker 1: the electrician world out there. You could charge for that. 58 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,560 Speaker 1: On the same call us eighty eight three four three 59 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 1: one six one text in four one o six one. 60 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:07,280 Speaker 1: What would be the worst profession you could have naked? Hey, Dennis, yep, 61 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:10,480 Speaker 1: what's the worst naked job? So? I would say a 62 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:13,920 Speaker 1: professional athlete of pretty much any pour un lets me 63 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:19,680 Speaker 1: maybe track? Yeah, I couldn't imagine a Super Bowl with 64 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:26,520 Speaker 1: these guys, but O, I'm imagining it now. I mean, 65 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 1: they're athletes, so their bodies are good right, like they're 66 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,200 Speaker 1: gonna But also if you're watching the Super Bowl and 67 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,160 Speaker 1: the sounds, you know, the sounds of the pads hit, 68 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:37,240 Speaker 1: but the sounds of like and the linemen and football 69 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,400 Speaker 1: are huge, Like these guys are like four hundred pounds 70 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,760 Speaker 1: and they got bellies and stuff, and it's the sound 71 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 1: of skin flapping together smashing together instead of that would 72 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:48,520 Speaker 1: be such a weird thing. Rough, Yeah, thank you, call 73 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 1: us up eighty eight three four three one six one 74 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,640 Speaker 1: text in four one six one. What would be the 75 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:57,080 Speaker 1: worst naked job? Victoria? I would say being I feel 76 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 1: like a cook somewhere at a fast food restaurant. Like 77 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:03,640 Speaker 1: imagine if you get oil on something. There's nothing worse 78 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:06,560 Speaker 1: than oil popping off the stoven. Here, being a fried 79 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 1: cooke naked would be terrible because of that, and then 80 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 1: also the jokes in the kitchen. They would constantly be 81 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 1: making small fry jokes or you know, I mean, you 82 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,720 Speaker 1: get you would get ripped on so much in the 83 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:19,240 Speaker 1: kitchen if you were a naked fry cook all the time, 84 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:30,160 Speaker 1: call us up six one values that text in four 85 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 1: six one, Hey Mason, Yeah, Hey, what's up? What's the 86 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:40,440 Speaker 1: worst naked job? Mason being a beekeeper? Oh my god, 87 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:45,160 Speaker 1: that would be a bad job unless you get Yeah, 88 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:48,240 Speaker 1: but if you had a date that night, you get 89 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:50,240 Speaker 1: stung in the right place, a little bit of swelling. 90 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:53,320 Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's always like that, calling us up 91 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,719 Speaker 1: one text ten four one o six one. What would 92 00:04:57,760 --> 00:04:59,599 Speaker 1: be the worst naked job? Hey, Garrett, what do you 93 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,839 Speaker 1: think the wor snaked job is? Oh, hands down, it's 94 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:07,960 Speaker 1: got to be Santa Claus. Oh god, oh, man down 95 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:15,159 Speaker 1: the chimney, Yeah, scraping exactly. It's cold and all right shot, 96 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,919 Speaker 1: and he sits on your couch and eats a cookie, 97 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:20,720 Speaker 1: like you're gonna have Santa's naked butt on your couch 98 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:24,680 Speaker 1: eating naked in the kitchen. The Jewel Show on Demand