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Speaker 1: You said, run in here and hit record. I did.

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Speaker 2: I mean, listen, I did not. I never told anybody

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Speaker 2: I had to be out at a certain time. What

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Speaker 2: I said is that one of my kids has a fever,

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Speaker 2: had a fever all night. He woke up. You know,

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Speaker 2: let's just start the show.

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Speaker 1: The show has been starting.

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Speaker 2: No, no, you got to hit the button.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, consider it, hit man. I used one of our

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Speaker 1: sound effects on The Big Show.

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Speaker 2: Heard it. It was great, greatly appreciated. And your your

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Speaker 2: fake sports center photo hilarious. You're like we made it

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Speaker 2: and you had a sports center a little graphic in

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Speaker 2: the corner. I laughed out loud. That was great.

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Speaker 1: My wife goes, is that real? And I said no,

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Speaker 1: I was just I was watching YouTube on our TV

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Speaker 1: I take a picture of it and put the logo

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Speaker 1: sports Center. Looks like we're on Sports Center.

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Speaker 2: It was great. Still didn't get people to watch it,

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Speaker 2: but it was great. Not a lot of people like

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Speaker 1: Arnold, get over here and start this out. Okay, we're

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Speaker 1: rushed today, lunch shit, do it fast. Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking about that. I'm just saying, man, how

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Speaker 1: was your weekend. We haven't seen you a month. Hell's good,

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Speaker 1: March madness, a lot of sadness and green beer. That's fun, dude.

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Speaker 1: All right, we gotta start the show. Do this with me?

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Speaker 1: We oh the one, two, three? So losers, what up?

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Speaker 2: Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,

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Speaker 2: so I gave you the sportsbacks my sports opinions because

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty much a sports genius.

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Speaker 1: Y'all. It is sizzing. I'm from the North. I'm in

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Speaker 1: Alpha Male. I live on the west north side of

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Speaker 1: Nashville with Baser, my wife, Lover dearly beloved the Baser.

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Speaker 1: She got infusions in her bones or something to strengthen

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Speaker 1: It's almost like that damn COVID shot.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean infusions in your bones?

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Speaker 1: I don't know if they answer go into your bones,

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Speaker 1: but it's some sort of aat needle and it infuses

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Speaker 1: cancer weakened her bones. Got it, and so she says

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Speaker 1: she has like the craziest body aches right now. I said,

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Speaker 2: So you're telling me that cancer patients that weakends or bones,

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Speaker 2: you can strengthen your bones back up by a shot

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Speaker 2: a little bit. That's very interesting. Never knew that. Uh So,

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Speaker 2: how'd you sleep last night?

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Speaker 1: Ray? Oh my gosh, coach, I mean.

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Speaker 1: Went to bed before Bazer Oh, father in law. I'm

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Speaker 1: he says, hey, I'm bringing all this furniture over to

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Speaker 1: watched him and my cousin drink a blue moon and

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Speaker 1: then I said, guys, love you, but I am part

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Speaker 1: You don't know Sumner. He was right there waiting for me,

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Speaker 1: Man, how did you sleep?

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Speaker 2: I said. I said, I gave you medicine, and about

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Speaker 2: Yes, And I gave him the you know, the motrin whatever,

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Speaker 2: years old. He needs more than that song. He I

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Speaker 2: Oh dude, he yells Dad. I can I have a kiss? Dad?

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Speaker 2: Can I have a hug? Dad? I can you fix

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Speaker 1: Dad? I'm sound like Arnold? No, Dad? Was that eight milligrams? Yeah, Bud, Sorry,

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Speaker 2: So it was rough. And here's the problem. My wife

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Speaker 2: saying goodbye to my mother today. Blah blah blah blah blah.

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Speaker 2: So it was all on me, and the neighbor is

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Speaker 2: of them motron thirty minutes before you get to school,

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Speaker 2: And that way I can come in here and do

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Speaker 2: Kept me up all night. I told the neighbor, pump

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Speaker 2: And he is at daycare right now and so far

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Speaker 2: I've got no call. That's how I slept.

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Speaker 1: And also the daycare person hits you up. You're like,

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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter, right, they know you're at work. It

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Speaker 2: does not matter. Their policy is if they call you,

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Speaker 1: And I mean that sounds like freaking Dick's when they

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Speaker 2: It's like when you do Kroger order online, it says

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Speaker 2: When you get a text at one your order's ready. Wow,

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Speaker 2: you actually did something early. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that one you gotta you gotta go wait and

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Speaker 2: It's amazing.

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Speaker 1: So they have a person assigned getting all your groceries.

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Speaker 1: I'm not turning this into the grocery store story. But

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Speaker 2: It's amazing. It says you get a text, Hey, your

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Speaker 2: So I did this, and when I went to go

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Speaker 2: pick up the groceries, they were done early. And then

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Speaker 2: it says, oh, you know, click this link when you're

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Speaker 2: And so the only problem is I was driving. So

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Speaker 2: I called my wife. I'm like, hey, can you click

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Speaker 2: it used to her location. They're like, you're in the

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Speaker 2: they said, you're twenty hours away. It seems like you're

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Speaker 1: No, I'll make it in an hour.

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Speaker 2: Would you like to change your location? And that's when

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Speaker 1: Cool.

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Speaker 2: Then they called me back and they're like, oh, sir,

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Speaker 2: gray suv and I'm in the the parking spot where

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Speaker 2: it says, you know, pick up groceries. She said, oh no, no,

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Speaker 2: If you're gonna come inside and get them, I need

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Speaker 2: All right. So I'm pull out and I'd already popped

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Speaker 1: And you always know the people that are getting somebody

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Speaker 2: You mail my light whenever I tell my wife, ain't

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Speaker 2: Half the time I couldn't find it. I would just

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Speaker 1: As an employee, probably not the best practice. I will

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Speaker 2: As a former worker at Walmart and Sam's Club and

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Speaker 2: What I don't understand is when people they get like

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Speaker 2: Come on, not the stuff that can spoil. I would

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: But you're talking like a box of goldfish. Yes, and

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Speaker 1: The goldfish reces bars pops, if they don't have to

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Speaker 1: I had rubbing alcohol, because that's how I start my

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Speaker 1: that was stores from the grocery store. Dude, I didn't

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Speaker 2: Oh man, I had a yeah, yeah, I didn't either.

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Speaker 2: But what we're gonna take a break. We'll come back

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Speaker 2: and I'm gonna tell you. Also, before I went to sleep,

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Speaker 2: We'll be right back. Whatever. So I get a text

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Speaker 2: did get one from Justin saying, hey, join my bracket

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Speaker 1: These are my friends for you, dud. And he's we're

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Speaker 2: And he said password Buckeys. I'm like, I don't want

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Speaker 2: a fight with it. I did.

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Speaker 1: He First of all, he said, you could enter multiple brackets,

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Speaker 2: It's stupid.

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Speaker 1: And then me and my wife for going into it

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Speaker 1: this six person group, which is you, me, Justin, Eric, Dodter,

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Speaker 1: we enter two brackets since we're married and we have

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Speaker 1: I would only win ten dollars because three of our

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Speaker 2: And then he goes, now you're not allowed to the bracket.

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Speaker 2: I just texted. I said, hey, can we get a

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Speaker 2: better password?

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Speaker 1: So this is text from Justin Yeah, oh okay, right,

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Speaker 1: Justin goes.

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Speaker 2: Wait, Baser laughed at Mike, can we get a better password?

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Speaker 2: And then she removed her laugh. Why did she remove

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Speaker 2: the laugh? She doesn't want to make Justin mad.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, she might be on meds a little bit. Oh,

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Speaker 1: Justin goes Okay. Ray has been officially banned from the

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Speaker 1: pool his greediness. Anyone else who would like to join

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Speaker 1: you're gonna win March madness, you've got to be talking

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Speaker 1: a thousand. In high school, I had principles, and for

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Speaker 1: it's definitely illgal to conduct a pool. Yeah, dude, I

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Speaker 1: When these pools were as a kid, you could win

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Speaker 1: five thousand, and now I'm an adult with my own

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Speaker 1: not really worth What do we do it here?

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Speaker 2: That's like I have to get on the phone with

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Speaker 2: Keith today.

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Speaker 1: Kid, Hey, kid, you want to get in my fifty

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Speaker 1: cent pool? The winner takes eighty.

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Speaker 2: Cent because he's having trouble with his computer. So I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna have to sit down at a computer create a

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Speaker 2: second bracket in the tradition never dies, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: have to fill out his bracket. Pick my pick, my pick.

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Speaker 1: Sixty four picks times one minute each. Ye're looking at

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's okay, And anything he does takes over

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Speaker 2: an hour. But I can already tell you it's gonna

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Speaker 2: I don't know who hell have them playing, but kid,

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Speaker 2: I gotta go in North Carolina. They been looking so good.

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Speaker 2: One year he picked North Carolina. They weren't even the

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Speaker 2: damn tournament.

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Speaker 1: It's like justin New Ohio stated, and you make the tournament.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe he's still having the pool.

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Speaker 2: And he still used password Buckeyes. I mean, like, I

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Speaker 1: They're in the CBA Tournament or the CBI.

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Speaker 2: Dude, are they really the college basketball?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: But yeah.

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Speaker 2: So then last night I get a text with my

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Speaker 2: it's like a tweet from someone saying, yeah, maybe if

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Speaker 2: Kansas didn't lie about their health, Auburn would have had

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Speaker 2: a better seating. And I'm like, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: We didn't lie about our health? Like what? Then I

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Speaker 2: log onto Twitter and it says mccoller out for the

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Speaker 2: tournament bone bruis and knee. And I have been saying

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Speaker 2: boone bruise that needs baser shot. There is no way

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Speaker 2: hoping it was gonna heal without surgery. It didn't, and

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Speaker 1: In six weeks.

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Speaker 2: He's played like three games in the last six weeks.

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Speaker 2: That is not a bone bruise. I'm not a doctor.

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Speaker 2: Stand down.

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Speaker 1: I read the article Sporting News. I just would you

434
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Speaker 1: want to quote the source. They said he's been doing

435
00:19:27,119 --> 00:19:29,160
Speaker 1: training for six hours is what I read.

436
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:32,440
Speaker 2: Now, he's been having treatment on his knee for six hours.

437
00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:33,320
Speaker 1: A day playing game.

438
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:33,720
Speaker 2: Yes.

439
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:34,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

440
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,639
Speaker 2: And Hunter Dickinson even put on Twitter, we know how

441
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,520
Speaker 2: much you You know, everybody in the locker room knows

442
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:39,920
Speaker 2: what you did to get back on the court.

443
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:40,879
Speaker 1: We love you.

444
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:46,240
Speaker 2: So my hope of Kansas maybe getting hot, like being

445
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:50,000
Speaker 2: healthy and making a little bit of a run is over.

446
00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:51,679
Speaker 2: Like it is dashed. Like I didn't think we were

447
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,840
Speaker 2: very good to begin with, but I thought, okay, we

448
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:57,200
Speaker 2: can win one or two games. I will be shocked

449
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:01,240
Speaker 2: we win one game, I have to be super happy.

450
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:06,400
Speaker 2: Two games Stetson, we play Samford, and then we played

451
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,840
Speaker 2: the winner of Gonzaga and McNeese State.

452
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,400
Speaker 1: I texted Justin, I said, dude, watch out for Boise State.

453
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,760
Speaker 1: They're gonna make a run. I mean, I'm pretty sure

454
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,639
Speaker 1: they're the worst team in it. They haven't won a today,

455
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:19,280
Speaker 1: They've never won a game in March madness. I got

456
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,040
Speaker 1: a question did they win their playing games or is

457
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:25,199
Speaker 1: that tonight? I know, I know Virginia lost last night.

458
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:29,520
Speaker 2: Did you know we've been going backing, dude, we've been

459
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:30,280
Speaker 2: going back.

460
00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:34,680
Speaker 1: And forth saying dumbass teams are gonna make ud I said, uh,

461
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:37,040
Speaker 1: watch out for Boise State to run the tournament. Then

462
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,120
Speaker 1: I hit him back and I go, also, watch out

463
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:42,680
Speaker 1: for Spardi. They're gonna prove that Cinderella isn't a horror.

464
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:48,280
Speaker 1: Just Team Sadarga, Sparty Babaker run. But Boise State has

465
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,000
Speaker 1: never won a game.

466
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:53,080
Speaker 2: That's funny. Well, Virginia, what's crazy? Since twenty eighteen.

467
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:56,720
Speaker 1: Those dumbasses they were get lost to the sixteen seed, Yes,

468
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,480
Speaker 1: and then got bounced last year.

469
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:02,280
Speaker 2: They have won six games in the NC DOUBLEA Tournament

470
00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:06,000
Speaker 2: since twenty eighteen. They were all in twenty nineteen they

471
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:06,960
Speaker 2: won the national titles.

472
00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:10,840
Speaker 1: Say yeah, see, yeah, they got bounced last year and

473
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,120
Speaker 1: Zona got bounced. Dude.

474
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:15,120
Speaker 2: Did you see they had fourteen points at halftime? Yes?

475
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:15,720
Speaker 2: Last night?

476
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,080
Speaker 1: Oh they're not even in.

477
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,440
Speaker 2: No, they were in the first four.

478
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,080
Speaker 1: Did they get in? No? They lost.

479
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:23,040
Speaker 2: They scored like thirty eight points the whole game, and

480
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:26,479
Speaker 2: Tony Bennett comes out and says we're gonna reevaluate our

481
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:29,440
Speaker 2: system after this loss. You think you think you need

482
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,520
Speaker 2: to score more than thirty eight points, maybe get to

483
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:35,040
Speaker 2: uh like this decade of basketball, we had to run

484
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,119
Speaker 2: and you had to shoot, and you can't hold the

485
00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:39,320
Speaker 2: ball for fifty five seconds every possession.

486
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Speaker 1: He was talking about his team as the sist. Yes,

487
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:44,239
Speaker 1: I thought he was addressing the NC DOUBLEA system and

488
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,840
Speaker 1: how they picked teams, saying they should have made the tournament.

489
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:47,879
Speaker 1: I just read headlines.

490
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,240
Speaker 2: Dude, that's funny.

491
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,840
Speaker 1: I yeah, sorry, your dude's hurt. D I don't know

492
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:53,560
Speaker 1: if it was six hours in the pool or if

493
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,600
Speaker 1: it was six hours on the court, but it sounds

494
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:59,000
Speaker 1: like he's been going. I mean, I know you're a doctor.

495
00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:01,920
Speaker 2: I know, but so that is just devastation. I haven't

496
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:05,080
Speaker 2: filled out my bracket. I am leaning. Here's the thing.

497
00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:07,800
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be stubborn and I will not pick Yukon

498
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:10,159
Speaker 2: to win it. Yukon will not be winning it in

499
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,119
Speaker 2: my bracket only because and I do I say this

500
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:16,240
Speaker 2: every year, watch out for all if you're gonna win

501
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,440
Speaker 2: a bracket, you'll have to be perfect in the first

502
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,760
Speaker 2: two rounds. If you pick Yukon to win it all

503
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,960
Speaker 2: because fifty percent of the brackets are gonna have Yukon

504
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:25,600
Speaker 2: winning it all.

505
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 1: You're doing it, statistically speaking, how to win it?

506
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:31,800
Speaker 2: Yes, statistically speaking, if you're behind a few points, you

507
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,720
Speaker 2: can be iced out. In the Sweet sixteen.

508
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,720
Speaker 1: Did you read our work pool? They give so many

509
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:40,360
Speaker 1: bonus points for picking up upsets? Speaking of statistically speaking,

510
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,679
Speaker 1: you could pretty much heade your bets and win the

511
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,240
Speaker 1: work pool just by picking nothing but upsets because you're

512
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,800
Speaker 1: given so many bonus points in the beginning rounds for

513
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:49,560
Speaker 1: picking upsets.

514
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't even read it. I just saw the

515
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:54,440
Speaker 2: fun Committee. It came from the Fun Committee. Let's fill

516
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,600
Speaker 2: out a bracket. I'm like, hell yeah, I'm gonna fill

517
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:57,119
Speaker 2: out a bracket.

518
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,679
Speaker 1: Even that one, as how joking of a fun it

519
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,600
Speaker 1: is gives two hundred dollars.

520
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:02,800
Speaker 2: Oh give out money.

521
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:07,919
Speaker 1: That one still beats Justin's of ten dollars. Dude, These

522
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,040
Speaker 1: are the offers I'm getting.

523
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:11,639
Speaker 2: I mean the fact that Justin has like five people

524
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 2: in his pool.

525
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,359
Speaker 1: And even Vada.

526
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:18,680
Speaker 2: Dude, are people like is money is our society in

527
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:19,360
Speaker 2: this economy?

528
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:19,680
Speaker 1: Dude?

529
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,000
Speaker 2: Are we poured in this economy?

530
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:23,359
Speaker 1: Bovada? Hits me up and says, hey, get in our

531
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,399
Speaker 1: March Madness pool. If you pick a perfect bracket, you

532
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:30,360
Speaker 1: get eighty thousand dollars eight a million.

533
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:35,720
Speaker 2: What has happened to the dollar eighty thousand for a

534
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,840
Speaker 2: perfect drags sixty four straight?

535
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,040
Speaker 1: That nobody's gonna do.

536
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:44,320
Speaker 2: I mean, PEPSI has given one hundred thousand for a

537
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 2: bad bracket.

538
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,320
Speaker 1: I mean you gotta go. So yeah, I have not.

539
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 2: Picked away to go.

540
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 1: Arnold just shit his pants.

541
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:54,200
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll take a break, We'll be right back. Yeah. Yeah,

542
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 2: it wasn't the daycare. We're good, all right. So anyway,

543
00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:00,080
Speaker 2: with all that sadness, all that sadness.

544
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,399
Speaker 1: It was the daycare? Is it was our old? I

545
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 1: know himself.

546
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 2: Uh, I'm super excited for tomorrow. March Madnes is my

547
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,919
Speaker 2: favorite times year. I will watch every single game Friday

548
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 2: and Saturday. Okay, Coach Thurst, Thursday, I said Thursday and Friday.

549
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 2: You just said Friday Saturday. That's lack of sleep.

550
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,639
Speaker 1: But you're not the only person that has these feelings.

551
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 1: You realize every red blooded dude and females and they

552
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 1: all of them, bro, we all love March Madness. So

553
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 1: when you say that your same emotions we all have, bro,

554
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,639
Speaker 1: I don't know if you have the same emotions as

555
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 1: I do. We do. I think you like it, I

556
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 1: don't think you love it. Well, I didn't love it

557
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 1: last year because my cat died.

558
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, let's have a moment of silence, bablo.

559
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 1: So that is the year I didn't love it. And

560
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,680
Speaker 1: then twenty twenty the pandemic canceled.

561
00:24:56,880 --> 00:25:00,439
Speaker 2: Then we did WU box like someone some of us

562
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 2: in a picture on the Facebook page that's so depressed

563
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 2: and said, I'm trying to make something. I don't know

564
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 2: what they were trying to make. He goes, and the

565
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 2: first website that pops up and it's a picture of

566
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 2: WU box, he goes, I know not to use them,

567
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 2: And I commented, I said, wait a minute. WU Box

568
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 2: was there for us when sports weren't wait because.

569
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 1: They hosted us doing the coin Flip Madness. Yes, and

570
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: they didn't understand why people were using them because March

571
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 1: Madness got canceled.

572
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 2: And well, we kept calling the dude and we were like, damn, dude,

573
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,679
Speaker 2: how do we happen to get you? Every time He's like,

574
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 2: I'm the only one that works here. Oh got it?

575
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 2: Kenny my bad. That's how it all. That's how it started.

576
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,360
Speaker 2: That's where wu Box came from.

577
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:42,399
Speaker 1: Origin story.

578
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:48,200
Speaker 2: But yes, I listen the excitement I feel in your bracket.

579
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:51,199
Speaker 2: This is another thing. The bracket is a little not

580
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,640
Speaker 2: as fun now, but it's still great because we live

581
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 2: in different cities. When you're growing up, you all live

582
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 2: in the same neighborhood and you'd print them out and

583
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 2: you would highlight every game you got wrong.

584
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 1: Hey, kN I'm bringing over sixty four a piece of

585
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 1: post board.

586
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 2: That was amazing, and I remember thinking, every time I

587
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 2: lost a game, oh no, my bracket it's over. I

588
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,399
Speaker 2: got no shut it when it's over one loss and

589
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 2: you were devastated. You were like, oh my, how am

590
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 2: I so stupid? And now you realize you can lose

591
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 2: a couple games and win the bracket.

592
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 1: No schlit. Let me say this about my march madness. Dude.

593
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 1: In high school, I was the guy that ran the

594
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,439
Speaker 1: pool go ahead, and this is why it brings up

595
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 1: amazing memories for me. I would go around all and

596
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 1: I had them all due two dollars. And to this

597
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,440
Speaker 1: day that pool was bigger than the one. Justin's trying

598
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,160
Speaker 1: to get us to go into dude, so the winner

599
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 1: would get sixty. Okay, I would have a Manila envelope.

600
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,400
Speaker 1: I was walking around the school with sixty dollars. I'm

601
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 1: pretty sure you could have gotten busted into attention.

602
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:55,879
Speaker 2: It was gambling, right, I mean, it's technically gambling, But

603
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 2: are we really going to waste our time busting people

604
00:26:59,600 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 2: for that?

605
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:04,719
Speaker 1: No, there's other things, jaywalking, correct speeding in school zones.

606
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: Hitting a construction worker two thousand dollars fine and fifteen

607
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 1: years of prison. Don't you see those signs? No hit

608
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 1: or kill a construction worker two thousand dollars fine and

609
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 1: fifteen years of jail. Maybe if he kills him for life?

610
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

611
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 1: It's every time I passed the constructions like going home,

612
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I guess I won't hit one of them.

613
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 2: I've always seen slow down construction zone, but I've never

614
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,399
Speaker 2: seen kill a construction worker. Go to prison forever.

615
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 1: All it doesn't say forever. It says twenty plus year

616
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 1: if you hit a construction worker, two thousand dollars fine

617
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 1: and five plus years. But in high school, I'd get

618
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,919
Speaker 1: the manilla envelope, collect the money from all the kids.

619
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,719
Speaker 1: I'd get everybody to sign up and I'll never forget.

620
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 1: I commissioned my buddy Matt. He wanted to get in

621
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 1: on it, and I was like, okay, dude, so what

622
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 1: do I do? Do I just go to ESPN and

623
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 1: enter all these people? So I thought I was gonna

624
00:27:56,680 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 1: have to create sixty separate ESPN accounts and enter it everybody.

625
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:04,439
Speaker 1: Back then, there wasn't ESPN, there wasn't a website for

626
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,199
Speaker 1: people to do it on.

627
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 2: You're right, So just printed it out and they filled

628
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:08,640
Speaker 2: out their bracket right there, right.

629
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: So I told my friend, I said, hey, but ESPN

630
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 1: lets you enter one bracket, So what if I just

631
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 1: create sixty email accounts for all these people and then

632
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 1: it does it automatically for us. And then he said,

633
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna have to go through the brackets

634
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,360
Speaker 1: and by hand score every single.

635
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 2: One of them. That's one hundred percent how we did it.

636
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 1: But then we discovered that ESPN allows you to do

637
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 1: multiple brackets, so I just did it as my name,

638
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,360
Speaker 1: I did sixty separate brackets.

639
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 2: Okay, because that's what I'm gonna have to do this

640
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,199
Speaker 2: year for Keith Is. I'm gonna have to do my

641
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 2: name two separate brackets where one is his, one is mine,

642
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 2: and I'm good to name it something separate, like kid

643
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 2: or Blue Jays forever. That way, we know, bro.

644
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 1: In one year, I believe a senior year because I

645
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 1: got into it. Got into it first. It was Final

646
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 1: four in Tampa. My dad brought me a hat back

647
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: and from then on I was sold. Dude. All I

648
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 1: did was fell out the brackets. Every single year, I'd

649
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 1: get it from the newspaper and do it. And then

650
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 1: in high school I got into the gamba part of it.

651
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 1: And senior year, dude, I was so into it. I

652
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 1: pray enough brackets for the Big East Tournament, Big Ten Tournament,

653
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: the tournament before March. My boys, Hey what roll dogs?

654
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:15,479
Speaker 1: They actually did it with me. I would if somebody

655
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 1: in our company at the water cooler hitting me a

656
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 1: Big East tournament?

657
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 2: Who the fuck is this Guy's this guy? Hey, that's awesome.

658
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 2: And then another thing, another thing that shocked me. Did

659
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 2: you know the baseball season started today?

660
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: That counts as a regular season game. Yeah, it's in Seoul.

661
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 1: I had no idea it was today. I don't believe

662
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 1: that's regular season.

663
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 2: No, it's regular season, bro, because I'm in fantasy and

664
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 2: I didn't start any of my guys.

665
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 1: So the real stuff happens in a week. It's next Thursday, right,

666
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 1: But there's just a one random game in SEOL counts

667
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 1: towards the stats.

668
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 2: I think there's gonna be two or three games in SEO.

669
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 2: But I think this is what pisses me off is

670
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 2: that you had no idea. Yeah, I had no idea.

671
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I just oh my gosh, dude, you

672
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: just killed my hopes and dreams. That means you can't

673
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 1: pick who's gonna win the home run leader for the

674
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 1: whole year. As a future, it's already in the future. Yeah,

675
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 1: I just went against what I always say, when you're

676
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 1: in the future, it's too late to bet a future.

677
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 2: I mean, I realized my Fantasy Baseball drafts happened, and

678
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 2: everybody was like, oh, we got to hurry and get

679
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 2: them in the season is about to start, and I'm like, man,

680
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 2: we got like a week and a half, guys, what

681
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 2: are we doing?

682
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 1: Mum? And behold, it's already started. I guess the Dodgers

683
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 1: won other stuff that's catching up on us. Masters that's

684
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 1: probably right around the corner.

685
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 2: It is because John Rahm was talking about what his

686
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 2: master's dinner is going to be. Summer. Summer's right around

687
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 2: the corner. She's pretty hot.

688
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 1: I mean spring breaks over already. I didn't even know.

689
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 2: I didn't go either. Hey did you see those people

690
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 2: that were passed out on the beach and their kids? Yeah,

691
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 2: they were twenty seven years old. They are engaged couple

692
00:30:56,760 --> 00:31:00,160
Speaker 2: and they are pasted out drunk on the beach and

693
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 2: the cops wake them up and they say wake up,

694
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 2: wake up.

695
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 1: They're like what what what?

696
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 2: Oh, we're not allowed to have a cold. Beers like

697
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 2: where are your kids? And they're like, oh, they're right

698
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 2: over there. Uh. They were back at the hotel, swimming

699
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 2: in the swimming pool. At the hotel, ages seven and nine.

700
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,680
Speaker 1: Open up the crime pod. Are seven and nine able

701
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 1: to hang out or take care of themselves? I mean

702
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 1: I pretty much. No. I had a neighbor kid that

703
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 1: was nine years old. They would stay by himself.

704
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 2: I think, stay by yourself, but to go swimming by yourself,

705
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 2: like they were at the beach and they left the

706
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 2: beach and went back. Maybe the hotel was right on

707
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 2: the beach, but either way they I mean the ocean.

708
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:45,720
Speaker 2: I'm not trusting a nine year old by himself in

709
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 2: the effing ocean because they were passed out on the beach.

710
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 2: So that means the bro bro.

711
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 1: When we're on vacation, I don't trust baser by herself

712
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 1: to go run out in the waves. We go together.

713
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 1: We not one of us goes by themselves, because if

714
00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 1: one of us is gonna get pulled out by a

715
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 1: rip as well, be both of us right, or we

716
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 1: go together, or somebody at least died, we both died together,

717
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: or we the rip current killed us both, or we

718
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 1: both were taken out, or one of us tried to

719
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 1: save the other from the rip current. That's why we

720
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 1: never go in the ocean alone.

721
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, continue, So you're gonna let your nine and seven

722
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 2: year old be on the beach by themselves? Why you're

723
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 2: I mean they were passed out, snuggled up on the beach,

724
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 2: just passed out, and the cops drive up in their

725
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 2: truck and wake them up. And the dude gets up

726
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 2: and he's like, oh, yeah, they're right over, they're right over.

727
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: Uh.

728
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 2: I mean that is ba bananas.

729
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 1: Somebody narked cops saying right, okay, cops got more serious

730
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 1: jaywalking crimes that.

731
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 2: I gotta say that's pretty pretty pretty bad.

732
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's obviously a close friend or people over

733
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 1: there that in like their tenth the whole spring break,

734
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 1: or saying hey, they're not with their kids.

735
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, it had to be another family around them saying okay,

736
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 2: they're asleep. They watched those kids for a while. The kids,

737
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 2: I mean, how long were they passed out? An hour?

738
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 2: Because the kids got bored in the beach and went

739
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 2: back to the hotel. Did they make lunch?

740
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: But also, if the kids just ditch their parents, would

741
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 1: your kids just ditch you?

742
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 2: Maybe these kids have seen their parents pass out a lot,

743
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 2: and they're used to them passing out, and so they're like, hey,

744
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 2: guess we're on our own for now.

745
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 1: Listen. Also independent, So if they are that independent, maybe

746
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 1: the parents aren't as much at fault. If they're free

747
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 1: range kids, if they're very learned in the world, they

748
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 1: know how stuff works. Maybe the kids have their own IDs.

749
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe they only got their own credit card, debit card.

750
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 1: If you let your kids out of the house, would

751
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 1: they just run away? No, see my cat, if I

752
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 1: open the door, my cat would run away and never

753
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 1: come back.

754
00:33:56,760 --> 00:34:00,479
Speaker 2: I think my five year old he would ride his

755
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 2: bike or ride like his My four year old to

756
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 2: ride the scooter. They'd go around the block. Maybe now

757
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 2: the two year old may just wander off because he

758
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 2: doesn't really realize he's wandering off. I did have this

759
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 2: problem with my dog the other day because my dog, Waldo,

760
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:21,359
Speaker 2: he's like fourteen and a half, and we have an

761
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 2: alley that runs behind our house and that's where the

762
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 2: trash cans are. And I took the trash out.

763
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, horizontal fencing, not vertical.

764
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 2: No, mine is vertical. And I threw the trash in

765
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:34,359
Speaker 2: there and I closed the gate and I came inside.

766
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 1: Ray pink trash cans.

767
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:39,800
Speaker 2: And I'm sitting there for about ten minutes, and I'm like, huh,

768
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 2: I've seen Waldo for a minute. Waldo, Waldo, Waldo. Nothing.

769
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 2: And I go back in the backyard and I'm like Waldo, waldough, hey, buddy,

770
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 2: zip it nothing. I'm like huh, And I go open

771
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,759
Speaker 2: the gate to the back alley sitting there away from

772
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 2: me to open the gate. So I guess he had

773
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,479
Speaker 2: come out when I wasn't looking out the gate. I'd

774
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,839
Speaker 2: closed the gate, and he just stayed there. He didn't

775
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 2: run away.

776
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 1: See, you ain't living your life there. You're just going

777
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 1: as a robot. Dude. You didn't even know the damn

778
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:16,280
Speaker 1: dog was following you. You shut a fence to nothing,

779
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 1: and then the dog was right there with you.

780
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

781
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 1: Wow, that's how much we live our lives on autopilot.

782
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 2: So I lost the dog for about ten minutes because

783
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 2: I was in the house and I was just like,

784
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 2: I don't hear him his little nails, and we were

785
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:31,840
Speaker 2: going I was gonna give him a puppy treat, but

786
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,720
Speaker 2: I couldn't find him to give him the puppy tree.

787
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 2: And that's when I found out he was behind the

788
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:36,839
Speaker 2: gate man.

789
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:41,360
Speaker 1: Well, that crime was solved, but maybe those kids are advanced.

790
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 1: Back to the kids that are on the beach with

791
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 1: their parents at spring break. Who says a kid at

792
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:49,799
Speaker 1: nine isn't so independent that they could do that by themselves.

793
00:35:50,920 --> 00:36:00,479
Speaker 1: The parents drunk at fault, sleepy not at fault. Take

794
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 1: alcohol equation.

795
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 2: Let's just say they're taking a nap on the beach.

796
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,720
Speaker 1: How could you get in trouble for that? I'm sorry,

797
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,919
Speaker 1: I work a job to pay for these kids. I'm

798
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 1: sorry I fell asleep. Sue me, Sue me.

799
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 2: I've been working sixty hours a week so I could

800
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 2: save up for spring break so we could come down

801
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 2: to the beach.

802
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 1: Sue me put the parent in jail for providing a

803
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:24,359
Speaker 1: fun beach experience for his kids. He's been working at

804
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 1: the mine eighty hours a week so that his wife

805
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: can suck off a couple of pina coladas on a

806
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 1: Friday night.

807
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 2: But that is a good question. If it is just

808
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 2: them tired because they've been working so hard, is it

809
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 2: the same thing, or is it bad just because they're drunk.

810
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 1: The alcohol is involved.

811
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 2: It's a great question.

812
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 1: Really, you take the drugs and alcohol out of anything.

813
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,840
Speaker 1: You can get away with anything because you're just living

814
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 1: life as a tired person. Tired is accepted in society.

815
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 1: Drugs and alcohol aren't. Yeah, like, oh you said, oh

816
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: my gosh, I can't believe you said that at the party. Yeah,

817
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,799
Speaker 1: I was tired. I was sober. But if you said

818
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 1: it drunk, oh my gosh, we're never hanging out with

819
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: them again. Everything is viewed so high brow when people

820
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: are drunk, whereas if they're just tired. In this we

821
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 1: give grace. Yeah, ray, we're tired.

822
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 2: I am tired, but here I'm gonna not drunk. No,

823
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,799
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to think you're right. If you do

824
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 2: it sober, it's like terrible.

825
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 1: That's why I'm trying to join in with you and

826
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 1: say how bad it is. But take out the alcohol.

827
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 1: I mean, you're at a beach. Don't kids kind of

828
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 1: run on their own anyway? I mean the one no

829
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 1: go ahead parents at the beach castle? Oh man, Like

830
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 1: my opinion on that is you let these kids dig

831
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 1: a damn beach castle that has their head only exposed. Yeah,

832
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:59,760
Speaker 1: are you freaking crazy? Dude? Anytime my nephews dig something,

833
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 1: we're feet are just in. I'm like, uh uh, I'm

834
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 1: a little trap. Guys, Get me out because all it

835
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 1: takes is a little bit of water to come in

836
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden you're a little bit deeper. Guys,

837
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 1: just my just my barely my toes in. I don't

838
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: need you burying my whole body.

839
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh oh god, that's a bad one.

840
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 1: That's a bad one. I didn't mean to bring that up,

841
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: but I mean, beach people are kind of running around

842
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 1: and crap.

843
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, kids do run up and down the beach. I mean,

844
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,320
Speaker 2: it's not like you're gonna watch them.

845
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:30,319
Speaker 1: You know that, you know the anal. We use that

846
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:31,320
Speaker 1: word to yea anxiety.

847
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, anal.

848
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 1: Parents, Johnny, Johnny, get back here, come over here with Johnny.

849
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 2: Don't get more than two feet in front of me, Johnny, Johnny,

850
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 2: what are you doing, Johnny. Don't put your foot in

851
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 2: the water, Johnny.

852
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 1: Dude, how annoying? Is that? Parent?

853
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 2: Terrible?

854
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 1: So these parents are the complete opposite of that. But

855
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,280
Speaker 1: you kind of need the happy medium.

856
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:51,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, now I'm gonna go to the email coaches. Okay,

857
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 2: I'm sick of y'all messing up and being confused about

858
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 2: basketball rules. NBA is different because who knows, and that's

859
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 2: not a sport, it's just inner. I'm a Colorado two

860
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 2: time final four A and also state champ referee. If

861
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 2: you have rules questions, please ask me so you don't

862
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 2: look like idiots and can actually have a take on

863
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:16,240
Speaker 2: the topic. For example, LSU fan slash brother is arrested.

864
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:19,919
Speaker 2: Referee step back and note all players and all non

865
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 2: head coaches involved in a fight to be ejected and suspended,

866
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 2: as well as players on the court that cause and

867
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 2: throw punches. Head coaches are the only ones allowed to

868
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 2: break up fights and pull their own players back. They

869
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 2: can't push or contain opposing players, only hold back their own.

870
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 2: Referee stay back because if they hold back one player

871
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,840
Speaker 2: in the fight and that fighter gets punched in the

872
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 2: face and breaks the nose, then the referee can become

873
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 2: liable for making the player defenseless. Okay, I think you're

874
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,479
Speaker 2: talking about the LSU South Carolina fight. I just thought

875
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:54,839
Speaker 2: it was crazy that the brother jumped in the damn fight.

876
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 2: We didn't say anything about the fight or the rest

877
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 2: breaking up the fight, Bryce, and they wait, you're down,

878
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 2: honest man.

879
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 1: We are now ready for March madness. If we see

880
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 1: anybody fighting.

881
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 2: We will now know. But thank you. I'm sorry that

882
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 2: we sound like idiots. Now this is another one, Coachers.

883
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,840
Speaker 2: I just quit my job and I'm moving to a

884
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 2: pission position that will work around Sybelo, Texas. For a

885
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 2: couple weeks at a time, I was wondering where the

886
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 2: best food in the area is at. Sibilo is between

887
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 2: San Antonio and Austin. In case you didn't know.

888
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 1: Thanks Keith, Hey kid, what's your email? Jess? I got

889
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 1: something I want to send you.

890
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 2: Well, Keith, I'll be honest with you. I've been to

891
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 2: Sibelo Sibylo Steel won the state championship back with Malcolm

892
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 2: Brown running back that went to Ut played in the NFL.

893
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,360
Speaker 2: That's the team I used to watch.

894
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:40,240
Speaker 1: Name them.

895
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 2: I couldn't tell you a damn restaurant in Sybelo News

896
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 2: Google name them, uh Housewives reference? I still don't know it.

897
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,799
Speaker 2: Dylan Vick, Dearest, coaches, I will be in town this

898
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 2: weekend for my Dirty thirty D thirty. I'm somewhat local,

899
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 2: so I'm wise enough to stay to say f Broadway.

900
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,320
Speaker 2: We will be doing top golf player Shack and Printer's Alley,

901
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 2: What Whack, staying at the Thompson and the Gulch and

902
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 2: lighting up La Jackson all day Saturday.

903
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 1: Coach, Hey, pull up. You read that way too fast.

904
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 1: Did he say I'm gonna sit at the hotel in Whack?

905
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 2: No, he said he's gonna go to put Shack. Oh.

906
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,319
Speaker 1: I was like, that's the last option on Broadway. There's

907
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 1: a lot more to do than that.

908
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 2: That was Tuesday, March, so we just missed a happy birthday.

909
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:27,400
Speaker 2: Dylan vic all right, enough these emails. I'm done. I

910
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:27,839
Speaker 2: gotta go.

911
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: I gotta get Hi props over planning that out. La

912
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 1: Jackson rooftop is sick. I didn't hear the rest of

913
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 1: us that's trying to come up with put shack. Uh

914
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 1: have you been to put shacks?

915
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 2: No, I've heard it's great.

916
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:44,879
Speaker 1: Really from who parents? Uh Morgan, Hey, I'm gonna pass

917
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 1: on that place.

918
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 2: Really, dude.

919
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 1: There's a hole where you just answer a trivia question

920
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 1: and if you get it right, then you get to

921
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: play the hole. If you get it wrong, you don't

922
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: play the hole.

923
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 2: What like?

924
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:58,280
Speaker 1: There's too many outside things. I'm all about the putting

925
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 1: stick in my hand. You got a drink right here,

926
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: you got your girl by your side. You're hitting a

927
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 1: little pup putt whack, you know, you give it a whack,

928
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,280
Speaker 1: Give it a whack whack. That's what I'm putt putt

929
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: is about. No, I'm not answering a trivia question. Sometimes

930
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: there I get their stuff flying out. Some of the

931
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 1: holes are impossible. It's a little crowded.

932
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 2: H oh.

933
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. They don't sell alcohol in it, so you have

934
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 1: to put it in your pockets and just carry it

935
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 1: the whole time. What I know. So parents wouldn't have

936
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 1: understood that little crowded. The holes end up rapping. So

937
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 1: we were like talking next to the group behind us,

938
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 1: and I'm hid I didn't come here with you guys.

939
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 1: Why are we talking to you right now? So the

940
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: whole time he was going, huh, how are you guys

941
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 1: gonna do on this? Let's see what you guys scores? Now?

942
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 2: Did you get that trivia question right?

943
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 1: Huh?

944
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,359
Speaker 2: Idiot, you gotta move to the next hole.

945
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 1: Well, thank god, Bjay, our friend told me the answer

946
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,720
Speaker 1: to the trivia question. It was something about Britney Spears

947
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 1: or Madonna. Got it right, so I could play the hole.

948
00:42:55,080 --> 00:43:00,360
Speaker 1: Otherwise I wouldn't have played the second hole and complete scorecard. That, friends,

949
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 1: is why I didn't like, Hey.

950
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 2: That'll get you dcut on the PGA tour.

951
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: They're getting stricter about that.

952
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jase, have a good week or no, what it's

953
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 2: got them? I'm really lost in madness. Have a good Wednesday.

954
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 2: March Madness starts tomorrow Friday. We will come in here.

955
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 2: We will complain about all our bad beats. We will

956
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 2: talk about how our bracket sucks, how this team lost,

957
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 2: this team won. I can't believe it. The buzzer beaters.

958
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 2: I cannot freaking wait. Pot on Friday should be lit

959
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:27,800
Speaker 2: it'll be quick because I'll have to get home for

960
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 2: the Friday games. I have a great Wednesday and one

961
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 2: last email. Hey, lunchy, Roba Douche. Here, me and a

962
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,280
Speaker 2: few of the losers are planning on coming to iHeart

963
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 2: and Austin. How do we get in the thing beforehand?

964
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 2: Where it's before it starts. I felt like last year

965
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 2: you had a group thing with listeners. Am I crazy?

966
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 2: Let me know, Rowba.

967
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 1: Douche, I don't know my own schedule.

968
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,279
Speaker 2: I don't know because she said me and Ray, we're

969
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:52,280
Speaker 2: with a bunch of listeners.

970
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 1: I didn't go. Oh, they haven't flown me to iHeart,

971
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 1: Austin or Vegas in five years. Every time. If I

972
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 1: have been in there in the last five I paid

973
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 1: on my own dime. And I'll hang up and listen.

974
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Rob Douche, I'm gonna go with you crazy

975
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 2: all right, have a great day. We out.

976
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 1: This is not something for me to do there. There's

977
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 1: no audio stuff. It's mainly a video type concert.

978
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, but hey, I got a great email, Ray, I'm

979
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 2: there schmoozing. No. No, I got an email today, Ray,

980
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 2: that could be huge for our pod. Just so you know,

981
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 2: coming up I can't tell you about it, right I

982
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 2: can't tell them about it right now. No, no, no, no,

983
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 2: I will tell you about it. And it's like legit, legit.

984
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 1: Did we just get bought out by Spotify?

985
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 2: No? No, no, nothing like that. No, no buyouts. It

986
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:42,280
Speaker 2: just says, let me let me start it off. Hello, coaches,

987
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 2: this is blank from Blank and Show.

988
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 1: We're going to do a joint.

989
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,280
Speaker 2: I would I would love if we could get together

990
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 2: and in corporate our blank with you guys playing Buck

991
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,479
Speaker 2: our studio. I'm just telling you they want to do a.

992
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 1: Politic show and a sports show together.

993
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:03,479
Speaker 2: I'm just telling you what I just got.

994
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 1: Hey, Buck, what do you think about that? Well, guys,

995
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 1: what I don't give up?

996
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, that's just a great email. All right, stop it.

997
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 2: I read it to you.

998
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:17,320
Speaker 1: Hey, Clay, what do you think? Republican or Democrat?

999
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 2: Hey? Blue or red? Hey?

1000
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 1: You know what?

1001
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:25,799
Speaker 2: You know how I filled out on my bracket? Damn it?

1002
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 2: I picked all the red teams. Have they got red

1003
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 2: on the jersey? I know they're winners?

1004
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:32,760
Speaker 1: Hey, damn it, I picked the blue ones. Mother, Hey Buck,

1005
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 1: what's your body count?

1006
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:34,399
Speaker 2: Well?

1007
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 1: I don't talk about that kind of stuff. That is

1008
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:46,400
Speaker 1: perverted Buck, When was the last time you banged? I

1009
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:49,320
Speaker 1: don't talk about that. I only bang a ballot.

1010
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,320
Speaker 2: The only banging I want to see is a judge

1011
00:45:55,360 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 2: banging that Gavil seven in a prison for life.

1012
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 1: Biden, what do you think about Wagner? Oh? Is he

1013
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 1: running for the Green Party?

1014
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 2: No?

1015
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,240
Speaker 1: And the march man Is Tournament.

1016
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,839
Speaker 2: They were short on bodies, but big On heard they

1017
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 2: advanced to the tournament. They won the first four.

1018
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 1: I wish we could play our one shining moment. Oh,

1019
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:21,280
Speaker 1: I can't play that anymore.

1020
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:23,800
Speaker 2: We can't play that anymore.