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Speaker 1: hope everybody's feeling sane. Your name is Michael Rappaport a

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Speaker 1: we do not have video. We do not have proof

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Speaker 1: Like I said, I did promise that the Young Shooter

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Speaker 1: international McDonald's commercial. You see him slinging what are you singing?

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Speaker 1: Quarter pounds? What are you doing? Their shooter? Uh? This

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Speaker 1: quarter pounders is chicken McNuggets that they have been called

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Speaker 1: a lot of people have been calling me Big Mac

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Speaker 1: I like that Big Mac Collins is in the building. Yes,

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Speaker 1: When people call you Big Mac Collins when you're walking

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Speaker 1: are you surprised by it? Are you taken back by? Like? What? Like?

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Speaker 1: And listen, listen, I don't have to give you my

421
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,440
Speaker 1: my dress list? Did it was? This was your idea?

422
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:58,879
Speaker 1: I don't gonna have to go down, like what are

423
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,879
Speaker 1: you wearing? Like? I don't need a can like approval

424
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,680
Speaker 1: from you on what I'm gonna be wearing throughout the week.

425
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:07,919
Speaker 1: I'm good to go. I'm supporting you. Nobody, nobody is

426
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:12,160
Speaker 1: asking sniffing around be like, Yo, Dean big mccollins, will

427
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,920
Speaker 1: you want to be in GQ magazine? I don't think

428
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:17,560
Speaker 1: that's happening anytime soon, Duke. Okay, well, no time soon, Duke,

429
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,200
Speaker 1: Maybe not soon, but maybe you know it could happen

430
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,640
Speaker 1: right like it could happen, but it it ain't happened,

431
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,320
Speaker 1: like my my ship just came out like the inca stol,

432
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:32,359
Speaker 1: like drying all my my anyway, anyway, let me alone.

433
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,960
Speaker 1: The point is is that it's about being safe, sane

434
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:40,359
Speaker 1: um and keeping your head on a swivel. And the

435
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,560
Speaker 1: question I have for you is, did you hear about

436
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:48,040
Speaker 1: that new variant that they just announce Delta crime? You

437
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:51,760
Speaker 1: could delta my fucking crime, Dick. I'm sick and tired

438
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 1: of these. Every week they're coming up with a new

439
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 1: variance and this cookie bowl shit, do you heard about this? Right?

440
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,000
Speaker 1: This crime? I'm over it, man, I have to tell you,

441
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,480
Speaker 1: I am over This is no way to live your life.

442
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,680
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be fucking they're trying to be fearmongers,

443
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,680
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna sit in my fucking shoe box

444
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 1: apartment any longer. I know so many people who have

445
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 1: gotten COVID. I'm not downplaying the whole virus. But at

446
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:18,679
Speaker 1: the same time, I know tons of fucking people who

447
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,119
Speaker 1: have had it, who have had barely any symptoms, or

448
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:24,119
Speaker 1: they've had a cold, and I, for some reason, you

449
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:26,480
Speaker 1: and I are like the last people fucking standing with

450
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:30,280
Speaker 1: this virus. We have not got it, but I don't

451
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 1: want it. I'm not I'm not belittling it. I'm not

452
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 1: teasing Delta cronever you're coming up with. You heard about

453
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 1: that Delta cron right there saying it's it's a mutation

454
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 1: of both of them, the Delta and that Omni. They're

455
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 1: not gonna scare me if to let them fucking scare

456
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 1: me about this ship. Do you want to storm the

457
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:51,639
Speaker 1: capital with me? Yo? Imagine you and me storm in

458
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,200
Speaker 1: the Capitol with those lunatics. How sick that would be.

459
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 1: We would have fit right into I mean they're all

460
00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 1: white bread like. Oh, we would have slipped right through

461
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 1: the cracks. They wouldn't have do would have been like, oh,

462
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 1: they're they're nut jobs. Also, we could have had our

463
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 1: maga hats on. Oh my god, imagine if we were

464
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,680
Speaker 1: like on the run from that whole thing and like

465
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 1: they were trying to catch us and everything. That'd be crazy.

466
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 1: I'd have them I don't tread on me hat? Right,

467
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,160
Speaker 1: You and I? If we put the two maga hats

468
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:19,560
Speaker 1: on like people, I mean, we would like. That's the

469
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 1: sad part is like we look like Donald Trump supporters.

470
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:25,120
Speaker 1: I don't feel like but I don't feel like that inside,

471
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 1: but on the outside we could easily be those guys.

472
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 1: And then they would be like, is this a father

473
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,679
Speaker 1: and son? Don't tread on me? Do what you're like?

474
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,680
Speaker 1: Is it are you guys? Like? Is this a family

475
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,800
Speaker 1: of h you know? Make America great guys? And we

476
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 1: could be like, yeah, yeah, make America great, don't tread

477
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 1: on me, blah blah blah blah blah and all that crazy.

478
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:44,760
Speaker 1: Let's go get the Capitol and where's the zip ties,

479
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,199
Speaker 1: Billy Bob, And you could be like, I don't know,

480
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 1: can you do a Southern accent sling blade? Yeah? Oh yeah,

481
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 1: you know me about sling Blade. Right you do that? Oh?

482
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 1: I love Mcarrowney, I love my Louisiana Chicken and my Gumbo,

483
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:03,919
Speaker 1: and I love Nolans. Um have you seen speaking of

484
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,880
Speaker 1: sling Blade, great movie by Billy Bob Thornton, really good movie,

485
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 1: really really good movie. Have you watched anything? What have

486
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:13,159
Speaker 1: you been seeing? I I talked the other day about Zola.

487
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 1: A few people said they saw Zola, um, which was

488
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 1: a recommendation by you. Um, have you watched anything recently

489
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:24,359
Speaker 1: because you're in the lab checking out everything. I loved Zola.

490
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,399
Speaker 1: I was telling you to funk with Zola for the

491
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,640
Speaker 1: past six months. You finally got on that Zola train.

492
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,440
Speaker 1: I loved it. It It was my favorite movie the year. Um.

493
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 1: I think I've probably mentioned on the podcast, like what

494
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 1: other movies I really liked? But come on, come on

495
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,640
Speaker 1: with Joaquin Phoenix and I still haven't seen that. Everybody

496
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 1: says that's really good. It's that's a great movie. Uh.

497
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 1: Power of the Dog was really good with Bennet Cumberbatch. Um,

498
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think. I saw The Lost Daughter. Maggie

499
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: gillen All directed it. It was okay. I was really

500
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 1: looking forward to it. It It was what is it about.

501
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,040
Speaker 1: It's weird. It's like Olivia Coleman and Dakota Johnson in

502
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 1: and Olivia Coleman is a mother and she's kind of

503
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,919
Speaker 1: like obsessed with Dakota Johnson's character who's a mother and

504
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: Dakota Johnson's character loses her child. Dada Johnson, she's a

505
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 1: famous actress. She Don Johnson's daughter. No, she's she's actually, um,

506
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 1: oh maybe I think she's Don Johnson's daughter. The actor

507
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 1: Don Jo Don Johns stepdad is is uh Antonio Banderas

508
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 1: and yeah her for her, Yeah, because Melanie Griffith was

509
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 1: married to Donal Johnson. That's his daughter, Dakota Johnson. Don

510
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 1: Johnson is Miami vice guy. Yeah, she's really good. She

511
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,439
Speaker 1: I know, I don't know her. I've been to a

512
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,399
Speaker 1: few of her parties and stuff growing up in l A.

513
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 1: Before she was an actress. She went to Yeah, actually

514
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 1: I think she is my age um, and she was

515
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:50,639
Speaker 1: always really nice and she's she's really talented. But she

516
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: got tattoos in blue eyes because maybe you could go

517
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,919
Speaker 1: out with her totally. I would love that if Dakota

518
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 1: Johnson happened to be listening to this Dakoda Johnson. If

519
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 1: you're out there listening, you know what, Actually, no, no,

520
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 1: because my name is Dakota and I don't want to

521
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 1: date another Dakota. I'm like, I got PTSD with that name.

522
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,880
Speaker 1: What you gotta listen? You gotta get out there, man.

523
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 1: You gotta be in it to win it. You gonna

524
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 1: unfold the loaf and be in it to win it.

525
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 1: You can't have the loaf folded up so long. You

526
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: don't use it. What happens? You don't you don't use it.

527
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 1: What happens you're not sexually active? No, motherfucker. You don't

528
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,639
Speaker 1: use it, you lose it. Oh you you're gonna lose it.

529
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 1: I well, I am using it. I'm just not using

530
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,679
Speaker 1: it with somebody right now. Are you're choking that chicken?

531
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:40,880
Speaker 1: I didn't say that. Okay, then what else are you doing?

532
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:44,639
Speaker 1: Because what? What? What is? What is you talking about? Homie?

533
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 1: You saying no, it's been about a month or two.

534
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 1: You know, I was seeing some Brazilian girl. We know

535
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,920
Speaker 1: all about that Brazilian girl. But I am putting myself

536
00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 1: out there. There are some girls out there, and uh,

537
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 1: it's man, I don't know. It's just with this fucking

538
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 1: COVID bullshit. It's like, you can't go to the movies,

539
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,879
Speaker 1: you can't go on a hike, you can't. Man, you know,

540
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,639
Speaker 1: I turned thirty during this fucking pandemic. You didn't you

541
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:16,159
Speaker 1: turn fifty? I turned fifty and fifty one. I'm planning

542
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: on going out getting wacky from my fifty second birthday

543
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 1: one way or what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

544
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 1: I I spent it a fucking dinner table at my

545
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,200
Speaker 1: parents condo, like my thirtieth. That's not how you should

546
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 1: be spending your thirties. I think everybody is entitled to.

547
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,919
Speaker 1: I think everyone should have an opportunity to celebrate whoever

548
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 1: turned like thirty or these milestones. Redo it, redo it.

549
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: It's not fair that we're like, it's like a fucking

550
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 1: trilogy with this COVID. We're in the third year now,

551
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: and they timed it out perfect that they started this

552
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 1: goofy ship again in January. You know I did. I'm

553
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 1: doing Wendy Williams. There's you know, the crew had to

554
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 1: be the audience. There's no live studio audience, so it's

555
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: just one thing after another with this um What the

556
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 1: hell was I gonna say, have you so, have you

557
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 1: watched anything else? Um? You know what I am watching

558
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 1: right now? Well, I'm always I'm always watching six hundred

559
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: pound Life. I'm always watching thousand pounds sisters. But what

560
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: I revisited, um, not really revisited, but we were very

561
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 1: hopped up. One fiance during the pandemic, shouting, shout out

562
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 1: to Big Edge, shout out to Soja Boy, shout the

563
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 1: girls who selling her farts. The girl who, um, allegedly

564
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 1: I can't what's her name, the girl who's sold Stephanie Motto,

565
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 1: Stephanie Motto from that same season of Fiance, who was

566
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 1: over there in Australia. She allegedly she's saying she is

567
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 1: selling her farts and making hundreds of thousands of dollars.

568
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 1: And she got so gassed up she started changing her

569
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 1: diet and it backed her up. She had to wind

570
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 1: up in the hospital. I think she's totally full of ship.

571
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 1: That's my personal pity. She is full of ship. Brother,

572
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 1: But she said she made two hundred thousand dollars putting

573
00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 1: her farts in a jar. I don't buy. I think

574
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: she's sucking lying. I think she was nuts. I think

575
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 1: this girl wants to be famous so bad, and there's

576
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 1: nothing interesting about her. She's not that cute. I think

577
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 1: she's not wacky, and I think she's I just don't

578
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 1: believe anything about it. I I think when she went

579
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 1: to Australia, the girl who she was dating, she's, um,

580
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 1: what what is she's? She's gay? Right, it's not even bisexual.

581
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 1: I just think her whole thing. I think she's a

582
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 1: scam con artist who thinks a lot higher than herself

583
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: than the actual product. I totally agree. I think she's insufferable.

584
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 1: She was always my least favorite on ninety D Fiance.

585
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 1: But I am watching the new season and so it's

586
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 1: pretty good. I mean, look, nothing comes close to what

587
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: we saw with big Head and and um, what's his name?

588
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: Lady girl, Lady girl law Remember Lana Lana was great.

589
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 1: It was a great season of Fance during the pandemic, fantastic.

590
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: But there is This new season is actually very good. Um,

591
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 1: and I I want you to watch it so we

592
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 1: can talk about it. But ninety days always great. It's

593
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: not going away. Um, have you seen anything? What else

594
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 1: have you seen that you've been really into? I haven't

595
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 1: seen anything. I've gotten some screen I haven't seen anything.

596
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 1: I need to see more, but I don't know what

597
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: more there is to see. You know what A lot

598
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: of people have been telling me to watch and her

599
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 1: it's got a really good reputation. Is the show yellow Stone,

600
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: Oh I know I keep hearing about is that with

601
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 1: Sam Elliott. Sam Elliott was eight three, which was the

602
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 1: precursor to that yellow Stone Is with Kevin Constaner, my

603
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 1: man cole Houser who was in higher learning with me,

604
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: and a bunch of other things. And people are like, yo,

605
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 1: it's People are like, yo, it's dope. They said, it's

606
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 1: it's just the same setup. It's like almost like the Sopranos. Uh,

607
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: you know, like country western, Like it's about family, betrayal, crime,

608
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: all this ship. But I've had a lot of people say, yo,

609
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: you need to funk with yellow Stone. You need to

610
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: watch Yelloston. And people tell me about my man cole Houser,

611
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: um and the Whole Cats. They just said it's a

612
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 1: very very good show. So I think I'm gonna dip

613
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: into that. People really like it, Okay, I'll watch that.

614
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 1: I think the last good show I watched was Dope

615
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 1: Sick with Michael Keaton. And Peter Star's Guard. That was

616
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 1: really good. But I need something new, So maybe maybe

617
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: Yellowstones where it's at? And did you hear that they

618
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: came out with the Golden Globe Awards. Who the fuck cares?

619
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 1: There was no show. They just like on a Monday morning,

620
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: boom they announced the Golden Globe Awards. That's what I heard.

621
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 1: They announced it, and it's like, okay, you do a

622
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 1: private ceremony. No one's going, No one gives a ship

623
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 1: after the whole controversy of it being like there's no

624
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 1: black people. Yeah, I'm just there's no black people on

625
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 1: the international critics like, there's like none, not one, not

626
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 1: one black person internationally votes on those awards. Is that true?

627
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Speaker 1: he's an icon. He was an icon before he passed,

691
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:37,839
Speaker 1: just because of Full House and America's Funniest videos. Bob Sack,

692
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 1: a comedian um who everybody in show business knew. He

693
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Speaker 1: had been around for so long. You know, a guy

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695
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 1: you know in show business. Um who I've met throughout

696
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697
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Speaker 1: you you know him a little bit um And what

698
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 1: a loss, sad um. He was found unresponsive in his

699
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 1: hotel room doing shows. He had done a show in

700
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 1: in Orlando and sixty five years old. Always looked good,

701
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 1: didn't age, you know, it was always lean and and

702
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:16,839
Speaker 1: took care of himself. And just a real, real, real loss,

703
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 1: so sudden, and somebody that you know. You see all

704
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Speaker 1: the tributes and and the people are talking about him,

705
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:25,319
Speaker 1: especially in the comedy world. But this is a guy

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Speaker 1: who you know, full House needs no introduction. And at

707
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Speaker 1: one time Full House and America's top videos were both

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00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,839
Speaker 1: one he he was the star of two number one

710
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 1: shows at one time. Yeah, it's it's a huge loss, man.

711
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: I mean, I was absolutely in disbelief hearing about that.

712
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 1: I know he always messed with you, like you guys

713
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 1: have known each other. I happen to have known him.

714
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: He's been a family friend of mine ever since I

715
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 1: was born. Funnily enough, and he, uh, he's been really

716
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,360
Speaker 1: really good friends with my parents and I know his

717
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: kids and all that stuff, and I was absolutely shocked

718
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,319
Speaker 1: to hear it, because this is not a guy who

719
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 1: does drugs and doesn't take care of himself like you said,

720
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 1: and he always looks good. He was lean and you know,

721
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: and and really, like what people are saying, I mean,

722
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 1: one of the nicest guys on I mean, in the

723
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,319
Speaker 1: entertainment industry and all that, but always been so nice.

724
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 1: He was at my bar mitzvah, he's oh yeah, man,

725
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 1: I flipped through the album's yesterday with my parents because

726
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,319
Speaker 1: you know, it's a real shock. Like we were very

727
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: very We've spent everything close to family like that. I

728
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,400
Speaker 1: went to I went to both of his parents funerals,

729
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 1: like I. I was very very very close with him,

730
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: and he Um, it's terrible, it's absolutely tragic, and he

731
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 1: was such a wonderful guy. He really really was such

732
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 1: a wonderful guy. And um, you know, my parents are

733
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: just kind of like I think that they they've been

734
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 1: really devastated by it, and I think that they're just

735
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 1: so in shock because it just reminds them of like

736
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: their own mortality and being sixty five. I mean, he's

737
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 1: he's right next sixty five is not old, No, I mean,

738
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 1: you know, life is brief, and it just shows you like, yeah,

739
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 1: absolutely terrible, really really safe by that. Yeah that was

740
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 1: that was really um uh, you know it's just surprising

741
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 1: and and and out of nowhere. And he had done

742
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: a apparently a really good gig. He did stand up

743
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 1: in in the Orlando the night before and you know,

744
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 1: did a great show. I mean, this is just some

745
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 1: sort of terrible, freaky thing. You know. There's no foul play,

746
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 1: there's there's nothing. It's just yeah, they said no drugs,

747
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 1: they're they're completing the dude, No, not at all, none

748
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,879
Speaker 1: of that ship. And he man, he just left such

749
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 1: an such an imprint on the comedy world and just

750
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 1: with everybody that he had met and come across. Everyone's

751
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 1: got stories with him, and no one has a bad

752
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 1: thing to say about the guy. You know. He he

753
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:53,439
Speaker 1: really was such a and he was such a sensitive guy.

754
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:55,799
Speaker 1: Like every time that I would talk to him or

755
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 1: my family would be around him and stuff like that,

756
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 1: he was always like on the verge of tears talking

757
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: about something so like mundane. It would like he wouldn't

758
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 1: expect it from him, but he was very emotional guy

759
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: like he felt things very deeply and it's it's stamp.

760
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 1: It's really sad man, it's really really Sam. Damn, that's

761
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: crazy I did. I didn't know you were like knew

762
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 1: him like that. I knew your family knew him, but

763
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 1: I didn't know you know him like that. Yeah, it

764
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 1: was a big loss, uh, Bob Saggett. And you know,

765
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 1: we just got to continue to just like I said,

766
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: stay safe, stay sane, and try to do them as

767
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:30,399
Speaker 1: much as you can throughout the day because this ship,

768
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 1: you know, anything could happen out here. Anything could happen

769
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,880
Speaker 1: out of here. And you know, I'll say this publicly

770
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 1: to you, the big mac um. We we always have

771
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 1: this because God forbid, you know, in thirty or forty

772
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 1: years something happens to me, I will give you the

773
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 1: password to my Instagram account because I need that fucking

774
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 1: that voice those videos. I was thinking about doing some

775
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 1: posthumous videos and locking them like in a stas box.

776
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 1: You'd be like, hey, guys, if you're watching this, like

777
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 1: I'm already gone. Yeah, I've been gone for two years, guys,

778
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 1: I'm back. I want to make sure that everybody knows,

779
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 1: uh that I always thought Lebron James wasn't as good

780
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 1: as Michael Jordan's and you know, and I just want

781
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 1: to make sure people understand that, you know, although I've

782
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 1: been gone for four and a half years now, Dick's name,

783
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 1: Donald Trump could suck this, Dick. You gotta do it,

784
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: like just every year. You should be like it's five,

785
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: now it's twenty or what, it's not gonna something something

786
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 1: like that. You don't don't put that on me. No,

787
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 1: don't put that on me. I'm not putting that on you.

788
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 1: But but I feel like, you know, I mean, this

789
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 1: is dark humor, but I feel like, you know, at

790
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: your funeral, like you know, you have the families up front,

791
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: and who gets up front. Who would be right up

792
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 1: at the front for you would be your cell phone,

793
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 1: your cell phone, yourself phone over reserved seat, like right

794
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 1: next to the casket, like the famous the infamous screaming

795
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 1: and all that shape. But just put like like my

796
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,360
Speaker 1: social media videos are just playing on a loop. That

797
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 1: would be so good, that would be so good we

798
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: have like anyway that would be that's really funny. But yeah,

799
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 1: it just goes to show you, man, it's so you

800
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 1: never know when it's your time and going back to

801
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:11,840
Speaker 1: the Bob Sag. I think it was like he posted

802
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 1: on Instagram, like such a full of life post about

803
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,799
Speaker 1: how he felt like he was twenty six again doing

804
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,360
Speaker 1: comedy and he's never felt better and can't wait for

805
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,399
Speaker 1: his special and it's like less than a day later,

806
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 1: you know. Ship Just it's terrible. So life is short.

807
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 1: That is crazy. Yeah, So thoughts and prayers to his family,

808
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 1: And I mean, I'm sure you're your parents. Lee and

809
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 1: Harvey respectfully are upset about that. Absolutely, Yeah, it's it's horrible.

810
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: So anyway, um, all right, Shooter, Like I hate to

811
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 1: end on a glum note, but you know we're pumped

812
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,799
Speaker 1: up about you being the king of Slinging Burgers. We

813
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 1: know you have something else in the works that we

814
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 1: cannot say what it is, and but people will see it.

815
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 1: I will be because you were supposed to come to

816
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 1: Denver you couldn't make it. Then, now let me ask

817
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,359
Speaker 1: you a question. Yeah, now, who knows what you're gonna

818
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 1: be up to because you've been canceling and canceling and canceling. Yeah,

819
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 1: I am performing in Tacoma, Washington, Yes, February fourth and fifth.

820
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 1: February third, fourth, and fifth. I will be in Tacoma,

821
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 1: Washington with you. I can say that right now, unless

822
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,800
Speaker 1: another commercial pops up and they need me on those dates,

823
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 1: I will be there in Tacoma, Washington because the commercials

824
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 1: do take precedent over your shows. No offense to the shows,

825
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 1: but I need to be key. I need to keep

826
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 1: slinging burgers. You will be seeing me in some car

827
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 1: commercial pretty soon. We'll be shooting that in a couple

828
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,320
Speaker 1: of days. And uh yes, and we're just trying to

829
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,800
Speaker 1: keep the momentum going right off the bat here in January.

830
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 1: You gotta keep it going. We gotta keep it going.

831
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Speaker 1: Then we gotta find you a dark haired girl with

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00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: pale skin, blue eyes, and tattoos, assorted tattoos all over

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00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: her body. If you my d ms are open, please

834
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: reach out. Yeah, if you are out there, the d

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00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,319
Speaker 1: m s are open. And the young shooter, uh, he's

836
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 1: out there. But I am gonna be into Cooma in February, third, fourth,

837
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:03,800
Speaker 1: and fifth, and then i'll be in West Palm the

838
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 1: February eleventh and twelfth, and Boston the seventeen, eighteenth and nineteenth,

839
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: the Buffalo, and then March fourth and fifth, I'll be

840
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 1: at Pittsburgh. All that is available at Michael Rappaport Comedy

841
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 1: dot com. There's more shows I'm gonna put up, but

842
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,840
Speaker 1: in the meantime, just continue to stay safe, Stay safe,

843
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 1: stay disruptive, keep your mother fucking head on a swivel.

844
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 1: And uh, we came, we saw, we disrupted, and let's

845
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 1: get out of here, shooter Miles Jordan. Take us out

846
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 1: of here with something real nice. Yes, uh, take me

847
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 1: out of you with something real proper, okay, but most importantly,

848
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:40,839
Speaker 1: take me out of here with something real, loud and real.

849
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 1: And I think I should just not say it anymore

850
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 1: because say it, but you're jumping into a real loud

851
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:50,960
Speaker 1: and real funky okay, got you? Sorry? Take me out

852
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,319
Speaker 1: of with something real loud, take me out of something

853
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 1: real proper, but most importantly, take me out of you

854
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 1: with something real, real fun. God damn, just take me

855
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 1: out of with something real. F came out