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Speaker 1: I'm only playing this song because you should drive me
Speaker 1: fucking crazy. In the car with this h feeling coming through.
Speaker 1: Now you failed it. This why I don't damn phone guys,
Speaker 1: no more. I don't want to hear. I don't want
Speaker 1: to feel their erection on my butt when we're dancing.
Speaker 1: It was a long time. It wasn't it was good
Speaker 1: a long time ago. Didn't work because that was just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, why do you have a boner while
Speaker 1: we're dancing? Why? Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of
Speaker 1: Horrible Decisions. If you haven't been able to tell by now,
Speaker 1: we have a very very very vs OP special guest
Speaker 1: in the building. Tonight. We have Wheezy's mom Um and
Speaker 1: so what are are you? Mama, Wese, Miss Jew would
Speaker 1: you like to go by today? Okay, everybody gets the phone.
Speaker 1: Everyone gets the phone operator voice. We're gonna be talking
Speaker 1: about sex. She is so ready anyways, if you guys
Speaker 1: already didn't know, UM, this is Mandy B. And I'm
Speaker 1: Wheezy and thank you guys for tuning in. I do
Speaker 1: want to say thank you once again to everyone who
Speaker 1: has been hitting us up on our social media um
Speaker 1: and the amazing feedback we've been getting from you guys. Um,
Speaker 1: Remember you're more than welcome to d MS your stories,
Speaker 1: ask for advice, um, and follow us on our I
Speaker 1: g at horrible underscore decisions. Um, so this episode is
Speaker 1: gonna get a little wild and I'm super super super excited. Um,
Speaker 1: I guess do we want to say more about miss
Speaker 1: Mama Jule before? You know? On our listeners know a
Speaker 1: little bit how old you mom? St I know that's right,
Speaker 1: So I guess we could tell I could I could
Speaker 1: endit intro you you can cut me off. So she's
Speaker 1: been my mom for twenty six years. And uh, let's see,
Speaker 1: you never really worked. I don't know if you made
Speaker 1: horrible did any life, but you know if you're a
Speaker 1: housewife for most of it. Um, let's see, my mom
Speaker 1: lives in Orlando, so she's up here visiting me for
Speaker 1: Mother's Day. Ish before I go full gift, yes, um,
Speaker 1: and she's going to I'm actually leaving for Toronto for
Speaker 1: a wedding. Kim's wedding shout out to Dr Kim. And
Speaker 1: while I'm gone, my mom will be in my apartment
Speaker 1: turning it. Listen. I don't know if you have already
Speaker 1: been giving um the warning sign just do not do
Speaker 1: anything on that couch. I thought it was a new couch,
Speaker 1: but we put it together. Yeah, you don't know. She
Speaker 1: wants to put it together and went to late on
Speaker 1: it on social media and it all. That's why my
Speaker 1: nephew was putting that up in a suit. So we're
Speaker 1: gonna start today's episode off with our kink of the week,
Speaker 1: as we always do. And what is the kink for
Speaker 1: this week? I want to talk about this kink because
Speaker 1: a lot of people, I think are misconstrued with the word.
Speaker 1: And this is more of an old school word for
Speaker 1: non monogamy. So it is swinging and and this is
Speaker 1: not on a playground set, guy. It is a lifestyle
Speaker 1: of non monogamy where sexual relations occur outside of an
Speaker 1: established couple. Generally swingers are married. They tend to reframe
Speaker 1: from from romantic attachments with their part with their outside partner.
Speaker 1: Excuse me. So it's a lot bit more different from
Speaker 1: polyamorous relationships. There's a lot of overlap between the two communities,
Speaker 1: though the closeness of the comparis comparisons are generally not acknowledged. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I actually want to go ahead and kind of
Speaker 1: break this down for people because I know I've been
Speaker 1: posting quite a bit of things on my social media
Speaker 1: and my fucking followers are not here for your bullshit?
Speaker 1: So um, exactly can't they do? Not? This triple quadruple
Speaker 1: outsiders coming in now? If you can explain, because I
Speaker 1: kind of have an idea of it too. Polyamory goes
Speaker 1: towards what and swinger. What is the actual difference and
Speaker 1: in a slight can I answer that? Ye? What is it?
Speaker 1: Pamory in the sixth Okay? So what is the difference
Speaker 1: between polyamory and swing? Part is really being married? Okay?
Speaker 1: When you swing, which a lot of my friends do
Speaker 1: in Miami, you go to people's houses and there's music
Speaker 1: and there's food, and you going to pick your partner
Speaker 1: and go into a room. They could be six, So
Speaker 1: it's just sex. So it's just only sex. You cannot
Speaker 1: exchange numbers, okay, which is hard in this day and
Speaker 1: error to do. I think social media and everything. A
Speaker 1: lot of people thought that's how I took swinging too well. Now,
Speaker 1: but you have to bring I had to have a
Speaker 1: gathering in your home and each person couple gets to
Speaker 1: bring another person. Let me now, let me ask you
Speaker 1: this question because this is also something that. A lot
Speaker 1: of our followers have asked, I think my mom knows
Speaker 1: a lot of smy but maybe I'm wrong. Well, you
Speaker 1: can't answer polyamory. And so back to the swinging. When
Speaker 1: you're a swinger, are is it swapping of the couples
Speaker 1: or are you just bringing one of the partners in?
Speaker 1: Like how does that work? Like, so you know, are
Speaker 1: you allowed as a woman to another man? Yes, you
Speaker 1: are allowed, but you're also allowed to say no. Okay,
Speaker 1: but I know those rules. You're allowed to say no
Speaker 1: if you don't accept that person. Let me tell you
Speaker 1: my first experience. Oh, she swinger. My friends are big
Speaker 1: time swingers, and they could not go to the you
Speaker 1: don't give names, Yeah, we don't. Don't you know she's
Speaker 1: blond anyway, you know she's blind. Um, So they said
Speaker 1: I had to go to this party because they were
Speaker 1: due to bring a guest. And I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 1: into this, but I'll go. So I took my gay
Speaker 1: friend who had to act like he was straight. And
Speaker 1: this girl said, ok a couple. You had to be
Speaker 1: a couple. Even in swingers clubs. Most of the time
Speaker 1: they had food, music. And then this girl said, okay,
Speaker 1: I want to suck your dick, and he was like,
Speaker 1: asked my wife first. She came over to me and
Speaker 1: I was like who, and I said, no, you can't
Speaker 1: suck his stick right now. We're waiting. We're waiting. It
Speaker 1: was a very embarrassing because if you find they find
Speaker 1: out that you're not swinging a you can be thrown out.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, absolutely, So you can just go to watch,
Speaker 1: No you can, you can't. No, no, no, you can watch,
Speaker 1: but you cannot continue as he come and watch and
Speaker 1: without participating. And I know it's not that you have to.
Speaker 1: So there's a lot of clubs, okay. Because by the way,
Speaker 1: my mom is from New York, she's from Queens here,
Speaker 1: which remember me in restaurant. We went to a sex party.
Speaker 1: That's different. No, no, no, So you're saying that the
Speaker 1: outside club going it's totally different. That's not swinging. Okay,
Speaker 1: sex those are sex clubs. I've been to that one.
Speaker 1: So what's the difference in the sex club? Okay, First
Speaker 1: of all, you're gonna pay a couple of hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: You're gonna go into a room. I went to that too,
Speaker 1: And you go into a room, the mat is on
Speaker 1: the floor, and people. That's all you see a legs flying,
Speaker 1: heads bobbing. And I was on the floor on the
Speaker 1: mat and my husband's girl came over to my ex
Speaker 1: and she started schooling him. This guy wanted to put
Speaker 1: his dick in my mouth, and I put in her
Speaker 1: mouth because this is the worst thing idea I had.
Speaker 1: She wasn't ready to hear this about her mother. Mind you,
Speaker 1: how do you think we's got the way she is? Hello?
Speaker 1: Because let me just I wanted to get into this later,
Speaker 1: but come on, I think your people containing like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, your mom can't be that crazy, and she no,
Speaker 1: you should see. Even my mom and we talked about
Speaker 1: this the last episode. My mom is loves what we're
Speaker 1: doing with this podcast, and she's like, I'm so glad
Speaker 1: that you guys are just so free and open with
Speaker 1: this because you know, she's now. My mom is now
Speaker 1: forty I forget my mom. She forty five and something
Speaker 1: like that. She's something. But she even says some of
Speaker 1: the stuff we've talked about at forty five, she hasn't
Speaker 1: done yet. Now I've done it all, not just want to,
Speaker 1: but you got your listeners have to understand. I've known
Speaker 1: Mandy for like ten years now. Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: think I remember sometimes us going out. She'd be like, well,
Speaker 1: if you guys were gonna have sex, make sure you're
Speaker 1: wrap it up. I remember telling that out you had sex.
Speaker 1: My mom was always like, oh, yeah, were you the condom?
Speaker 1: Let me know if you do something this second. She
Speaker 1: found out because you left the condom on the table.
Speaker 1: I didn't leave it on the table in the trash
Speaker 1: can No, no, wait, I actually do want to hear
Speaker 1: this story, and I know that we're going to hear
Speaker 1: stories later, But you found a condom? Is that how
Speaker 1: you found out we was having tricked me into having
Speaker 1: her having sex for the first time. We were in
Speaker 1: the condom with Miami, right, you guys were all in
Speaker 1: Miami and you persuaded me to let you go back. Well,
Speaker 1: we had the this This is funny because I think
Speaker 1: we brought this this up. This was like, I don't
Speaker 1: know if I told you guys wasn't having sex, but
Speaker 1: me and me and Wheezy were maybe six team driving
Speaker 1: my car going to Miami for a Memorial Day weekend
Speaker 1: with fake ideas and then they were so lavish and
Speaker 1: Miss Jewel was like, well, I have the car throwing
Speaker 1: having to her you guys can stay there, and she
Speaker 1: didn't know that we was like not going to having
Speaker 1: to her them all was on the beach, but we
Speaker 1: didn't have said I didn't have sex. She This is
Speaker 1: when you swindled me into letting you guys. Yes, you
Speaker 1: wanted to go back to Orlando because you're concert tickets.
Speaker 1: Please let me go back. And you guys went back.
Speaker 1: You do a time you had sex? Okay, anyway, anyway,
Speaker 1: I let you go back. When I got back, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm a clean, free and I go look in one
Speaker 1: of the guest rooms and what did I find? What
Speaker 1: did you find? I said, this bed not the way
Speaker 1: I made it? Why is there a coldom on the table?
Speaker 1: When you came back? So the stereo? And then I
Speaker 1: told you I would know the first time you had
Speaker 1: sex because you will change now I won't. Yes, you did.
Speaker 1: You went to church. You went to church with your aunt,
Speaker 1: your grandmother. And then I started cutting, and then yes,
Speaker 1: I remember, and then I've found it and went into
Speaker 1: the room and said, why didn't you tell me you
Speaker 1: had sex. I'm not upset, I'm glad I found the condom,
Speaker 1: but you were nice about it. Yeah, but I'm surprised
Speaker 1: you had to lie about the ticket. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And my mom was like, I'm gonna be cool because
Speaker 1: you know my boyfriend. I'm gonna be cool and be cool,
Speaker 1: be cool. He comes to pick me up, let me
Speaker 1: tell you something, come back in the Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I was like, are you still going out? He's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. At least he's the one that I
Speaker 1: wanted to be her first. You know, he still comes
Speaker 1: over when I'm in Orlando for Thanksgiving. He's really nice,
Speaker 1: very very nice. Yeah, Okay, remember, listeners, I want you
Speaker 1: to know this is the real deal from these two.
Speaker 1: You what you hear is what you get. I think
Speaker 1: we have. But yes, that's why I drink people. People
Speaker 1: always assume that they'll stay. They've made comments like generally
Speaker 1: most supporters we have as positive people will say things like,
Speaker 1: how do you let your mom know you have a
Speaker 1: shore with the word horrid and you tell your sex stories.
Speaker 1: I'm like, because I was not the one who was
Speaker 1: pregnant at sixteen, I'm not the one who was unsafe
Speaker 1: or out here getting being put in bad situations that graduated. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's what even even MS Jule used to always
Speaker 1: love like me and wheezy, oh my god. We were
Speaker 1: sixteen seventeen. We were going out on school nights in
Speaker 1: high school and yeah, I graduated. Yeah, and she would like,
Speaker 1: you make your own mistakes. Yeah, And my mom was
Speaker 1: the same way, and so we literally I graduated top
Speaker 1: of my classybody. I graduated. Anybody that then has one
Speaker 1: or two kids now absolutely absolutely, and this is why
Speaker 1: I'm so proud. So everybody go out there, get laid
Speaker 1: when you're sixteen, now sixteen, and then you don't have
Speaker 1: to worry you something. I think that that men's when
Speaker 1: my friends when I was younger, they were going and
Speaker 1: sneaking out and having sex and doing this. I was
Speaker 1: scared to get my asked. But but when my honest
Speaker 1: I always felt like girls were having sex to be liked. Yes,
Speaker 1: my mom taught me a lot about that, you know,
Speaker 1: like being feeling beautiful, feeling confident. So men couldn't really
Speaker 1: give me that because we had those open conversations. Even
Speaker 1: as an adult now I can't get played like that absolutely,
Speaker 1: you know. I mean people still say I should be
Speaker 1: a disappointment, but graduated when school take care of my
Speaker 1: family as much of him, have a good job. There's
Speaker 1: a bitch out there's got two kids and still living
Speaker 1: at home with their parents. Yeah, she wasn't no right right. Sorry.
Speaker 1: I gave a party for Gil and I saw you
Speaker 1: in the corner, so I know you were second God,
Speaker 1: I remember one of your friends. Wait, one of your
Speaker 1: friends were at your party for me, okay, And I
Speaker 1: was like, mommy because my mom. So when I was younger,
Speaker 1: my parents had and a beautiful house, and my mom
Speaker 1: they had in their house I used to call I
Speaker 1: used to call Wheezy new new because this bitch had
Speaker 1: a beautiful, like beautiful house, and this bitch will go
Speaker 1: to school with golds in our mouth. And I was
Speaker 1: americ for having money because she was re embarrassed. It's
Speaker 1: not I didn't. She had you know that movie theater
Speaker 1: room was my bedroom and I was like, I want
Speaker 1: a small room. Yeah, I remember we had the conversation.
Speaker 1: She actually wanted the smaller room. She would literally she
Speaker 1: would wear babe and have gold and pink and purple hair,
Speaker 1: and Wheezy was ratchet and I used to call her
Speaker 1: new because this was at the time. You hated it, Kennedy,
Speaker 1: you were even even I remember when we were going
Speaker 1: out to the clubs. Listen, we took all the club
Speaker 1: photos with the money bling blinging in the bag. But
Speaker 1: she had me on all these extensive schools and white
Speaker 1: kids were fucking mean to me. I didn't know that
Speaker 1: she didn't like me to pick her up in a jag.
Speaker 1: They had a jag they like, yeah, Like, while I
Speaker 1: was sitting here with my Hundai Sonata, was like, well,
Speaker 1: we'll just take the jag. Let's just I don't think
Speaker 1: you guys like that. You know, it's very humbling because
Speaker 1: now times have changed and I don't have four thousands
Speaker 1: square feet, we don't have two touses of square feesa
Speaker 1: before it was better, but you know, and I haven't
Speaker 1: show you get it now. Like I just wanted to
Speaker 1: humble myself, and I think it helped me for now.
Speaker 1: I think it absolutely did, because like it was a
Speaker 1: huge different because by the time we got into like
Speaker 1: our twenties, play those closet Yep, I'm just gonna sell
Speaker 1: all my clothes. I'm just gonna sell my clothing get money.
Speaker 1: But guys, you know, also what's funny. I don't think
Speaker 1: I could have been my age and been without money.
Speaker 1: Things happen for a reason. For sure, to have all
Speaker 1: that money and not work was fabulous, But to have
Speaker 1: lost it back then they have all that money, no, no,
Speaker 1: But what it is is you have to accept what
Speaker 1: comes to you in life. And that's how it is.
Speaker 1: I love working at Bleep Bleep, the first job at sixty.
Speaker 1: I love that, Yes, and I love it. And now
Speaker 1: I see how people go to work every day. I
Speaker 1: didn't know it was as hard. Listen, my mom will
Speaker 1: call me and it's my mom will call me and
Speaker 1: be like, I worked seven hours today. I am exhausted.
Speaker 1: Here you are talking that ship today and I'm like,
Speaker 1: so that's not a lot. I didn't. I worked. I
Speaker 1: worked nine and a half. But we're okay, but I
Speaker 1: did not clock in. I'm sorry, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: asked these young people, could you do that? Well? They
Speaker 1: asked me to do things, and I'm like, don't you
Speaker 1: have sixteen years old? I don't have sixteen year old, dude.
Speaker 1: My mom said, I never since my mom started working,
Speaker 1: she loves to come and tell me something like, let
Speaker 1: me tell you what Jane told me. Did you know
Speaker 1: that people are shady? Like? Yeah? She said, no, I
Speaker 1: said her. My mom a picture of me trying to
Speaker 1: show her how my body was looking at braun Panties
Speaker 1: wrote me back and said, yes, girl, yes I'm learning.
Speaker 1: You know. I know you've sat here and shared with
Speaker 1: our followers a lot about us, um, but I think
Speaker 1: we want our followers to know a little bit more
Speaker 1: about you. God, you say one no to one of
Speaker 1: these things, no, she's not. So what we be compiled
Speaker 1: was a list because what we like to do with
Speaker 1: every guest that we have, we like to play have
Speaker 1: You Ever? And although we're sitting here with liquor in
Speaker 1: front of us, we're not gonna make you drink for everything,
Speaker 1: but I can you have You are the drinking chair,
Speaker 1: You are the drinking champ. But so how this game works, um,
Speaker 1: because it's like new school. But have You Ever? Is
Speaker 1: basically is going to ask you okay, okay, Well she's
Speaker 1: not gonna ask you the questions, so I'm going to
Speaker 1: ask you the questions and is just going to cringe
Speaker 1: in her seats and you answer me. If you don't
Speaker 1: say no to one of these, then I really don't know.
Speaker 1: There's your blood, like, oh my mom has home in
Speaker 1: her blood. I told you she's a dominatrix. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: to church all day, but we all have home hashtag.
Speaker 1: Ho is like, why do you think I haven't worked
Speaker 1: for six to five years? Okay, So we're gonna start
Speaker 1: with have you ever so and be if you have
Speaker 1: a great story to share with us, we would love
Speaker 1: to hear it. So it's round them off, just round
Speaker 1: them off. Okay. So the first one is have you
Speaker 1: ever had a threesome? Yes? Okay, okay, but this is
Speaker 1: what that Have you ever had two men or with
Speaker 1: the two women? Which one did you like better? And
Speaker 1: the two men and the two women. I can't answer
Speaker 1: that because it's equally Oh, it's equal both surprising. It
Speaker 1: was surprised. It was surprised. I think I'd like it
Speaker 1: two women. Oh you didn't think you like the two women,
Speaker 1: but you knew you would like two men. Absolutely, that's right,
Speaker 1: because it's so like all over you. Yeah. Did you
Speaker 1: do it with a husband, Yes? Absolutely, because so By
Speaker 1: the way, my mom is still married to my dad
Speaker 1: and they've been together about thirty years. Thirty years. But
Speaker 1: then with my first husband, I did a lot because
Speaker 1: you have to do for your man if they're gonna
Speaker 1: go out fucking. They go out sucking, so bring it
Speaker 1: to them. Pick a check with you. I will pick
Speaker 1: her because there's nothing you suck the best dick I heard.
Speaker 1: I'm a champion at it. I'm the proud mother the
Speaker 1: best dick sucking girl. Give me an Academy award. And
Speaker 1: if you keep your man happy, he will stay. A
Speaker 1: man will never forgets. Do not start playing the game
Speaker 1: where you've been what you've been doing. It's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: And that's actually and that's absolutely I think we've talked
Speaker 1: about that, and I think that that's why we still.
Speaker 1: I'm so ready for the second day. But the whole
Speaker 1: like going, like the nagging part of it, like at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, and cannot take that the
Speaker 1: one can they cannot? How old when you when you
Speaker 1: had your first reason? We have a lot of oh no, no,
Speaker 1: my three it was with my first husband. So okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe that earl, Yeah he was filthy. I know, that's right,
Speaker 1: married her first husband one day, But but I didn't
Speaker 1: all you didn't know it was well, I didn't know
Speaker 1: he was that rich. You had to you one day.
Speaker 1: I was oh no, no, I was hanging out with
Speaker 1: a very social crowd and the studio fifty four crowd,
Speaker 1: and which we're gonna get into. I'm so excited and
Speaker 1: so lord um. He saw me in the restaurant anyway,
Speaker 1: he said, I'm really attracted to you, and I said,
Speaker 1: I took him to a bar where I knew my
Speaker 1: gay friend worked, and I said, if he says yes,
Speaker 1: and I'll marry you. But I had asked him, if
Speaker 1: you asked a man three specific questions and he can
Speaker 1: answer them, right, that's the man. What are yes? I'm
Speaker 1: they can? I actually, girls cannot tell you that because
Speaker 1: actually the people in London, the press in London, because
Speaker 1: he comes from a powerful family, wanted to pay me
Speaker 1: millions of dollars for that. And I would not even
Speaker 1: answer that three questions. And you don't tell us all
Speaker 1: because I'm looking at my husband. I'm six. So I
Speaker 1: married him, and Bett married him, and I said, if
Speaker 1: you can find a place, he'll get us married in
Speaker 1: twenty four hours and I'll marry you. Mab. I was joking.
Speaker 1: I wasn't thinking like that. He knew she'll marry me
Speaker 1: in a day. She'll definitely fox somebody else with me,
Speaker 1: I'll know. But three questions. Hey, so now, I said. So,
Speaker 1: we flew on a plane, got to Vegas, still didn't
Speaker 1: screw each other, and then he's we got to the
Speaker 1: hotel and he told me, these are the list of
Speaker 1: things I liked if I do? What time do you ship?
Speaker 1: And what time some of the stupid questions. But I'm
Speaker 1: happy if I can ship. I don't have a time
Speaker 1: for it. I'm not. But that's how it comes with
Speaker 1: wearing a rich man. They come with problems. Wait, what
Speaker 1: does that mean? He had? He he knows he ships
Speaker 1: every day at eight o'clock and he wanted to know
Speaker 1: what time? About ship problems? Yeah right, so he didn't
Speaker 1: have to wait things I need to know. Okay, so
Speaker 1: we're gonna ask you another question. Um, have you ever
Speaker 1: been with a woman alone? Never? Okay? So only in
Speaker 1: three some settings? Yes, okay, all right, well not your
Speaker 1: daughter question. Everybody wants to know. Why do you think
Speaker 1: you knew that I like girls or would like girls?
Speaker 1: I think came for me. I think you would have
Speaker 1: been that open. That's my mom has the same exact answer.
Speaker 1: My mom told me she's been with a girl, and
Speaker 1: I just first of all, there was nothing you could
Speaker 1: do that I would disapprove of, but being an open
Speaker 1: soul that just comes with it. Absolutely. Just tell me.
Speaker 1: Was there any girl growing up? No, I mean we
Speaker 1: believe it, but it was never her. I know you
Speaker 1: always taught you somebody who my friend? Oh oh, she
Speaker 1: always touched you, and I thought it was very inappropriate
Speaker 1: to you. Do you know who it was? Do you
Speaker 1: ever that white girl down the street I was used
Speaker 1: to She looked a mess? Oh? Lord, I tell me,
Speaker 1: that was the first time I was about this. I like,
Speaker 1: I eat a drink. I was like eating pussy, but like,
Speaker 1: you know, kissing and liked gonna lead drive home to
Speaker 1: my friend. Yeah, I dry my friend and I think
Speaker 1: I was in fourth grade. Yeah. Yeah. We weren't like
Speaker 1: getting each other, but we were like getting when you
Speaker 1: first knew that pretty but this she was not pretty
Speaker 1: at all. But it had nothing to do it pretty.
Speaker 1: It's your genes. It's your genes. So if you knew
Speaker 1: what that's, don't answer me that I think you're born.
Speaker 1: I think you're boring the way you are. I think
Speaker 1: that as well. Okay, and then the last question is um,
Speaker 1: actually no, this is the second last question. Have you
Speaker 1: ever had anal sex, yes, but not deep. This is
Speaker 1: weird answer, that's my answer answer. The head has definitely
Speaker 1: gone in the absence you don't had anal sex. And
Speaker 1: she's like, no, bro, I haven't gone all the way.
Speaker 1: So we were talking on the phone. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you guys have kept up. So lover boy gave
Speaker 1: her a we vibe, which is a which is a
Speaker 1: toy he can control that he can control while he's
Speaker 1: a look that's I'm surpried. It's a great thing. Right.
Speaker 1: So she's actually been putting in in her ass and
Speaker 1: she's super excited about finally having anal sex with him.
Speaker 1: So she was like, bro, I need you to give
Speaker 1: me like the rules I'm giving anal sex. So I
Speaker 1: was like, here you go. Are you ready? No, bitch,
Speaker 1: the first rule is, bitch, don't eat. You can't eat that.
Speaker 1: You know you gotta have anal sex. The day you're
Speaker 1: about to have anal sex. You just stopped eating, You
Speaker 1: just stopped talking. Well, you know what, because you don't
Speaker 1: want I don't really need this, sham you. I got
Speaker 1: a bunch of gays at home rules for your Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna yeah. So this is what I told her
Speaker 1: last night. I was like, okay, don't eat. I said,
Speaker 1: if you eat, eat some crackers and some water. And
Speaker 1: then I also told her when when you go to
Speaker 1: take a shower, um, this is where of course you
Speaker 1: wash everything. But what you gotta do is you gotta
Speaker 1: stick a little finger up your booty hole because you
Speaker 1: don't want no ship. It's just sitting at the end
Speaker 1: of your booty hole. Because that's that's gonna be the
Speaker 1: first thing that coming on is my favorite episode you
Speaker 1: So you literally we're gonna have to come back to
Speaker 1: the topic. So you literally have to just you know,
Speaker 1: stick your finger up down with a little bit soap
Speaker 1: or whatever, but you gotta put your own finger in there,
Speaker 1: get a loose a little bit, and pretty much clean
Speaker 1: out the entrance of your ani if. Um. But and
Speaker 1: then I told her you have to relax because that
Speaker 1: is gonna hurt. But man, did you pre this happens
Speaker 1: when I did it? It was not prearranged. It just happened.
Speaker 1: Was there ship on that? Absolutely? So my friends said,
Speaker 1: there's there's actually, um the top five antal douche that
Speaker 1: Weezy was sent. So do you want to just run
Speaker 1: down the list real quickly with that and just like
Speaker 1: be like her number one keeping your ass clean. And
Speaker 1: this is like an ofm mom. They call it fleet.
Speaker 1: Now there's five rules. You can't just shove it in
Speaker 1: even too clean your ass ruin the spincter muscle. Have
Speaker 1: to literally louse it before you put it out of
Speaker 1: your death. There's just something just happened when I was talking.
Speaker 1: They made me realize you were sitting here, and it
Speaker 1: made me feel so uncomfortable. Yeah, we're a little part.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's it, loup, because I've been shopping.
Speaker 1: When you said my daughter is the best chicks, hold
Speaker 1: no way. Let me let me tell you something. When
Speaker 1: love her boys said to me, you're my top? Like
Speaker 1: girl does ever given me a head? I told my
Speaker 1: mom and she goes, I am so proud of you
Speaker 1: is don't get to be proud, but the best chick? Sucker?
Speaker 1: I got pleased. I think she phone drinks today. You
Speaker 1: heard it, you heard it. We have one more one
Speaker 1: last question, um regarding the have you ever segment and
Speaker 1: the last one which we would love to hear a
Speaker 1: story if you have one, is have you ever been
Speaker 1: with someone famous? Don't even ask that. God, you know
Speaker 1: she loved to tell the story. Hello, that's one of
Speaker 1: my best friends, right and you can tell this now,
Speaker 1: I don't have to. We'll be okay. He is a
Speaker 1: very well known singer Spanish and he he and I
Speaker 1: were best friends when I divorced. Then is really famous
Speaker 1: my first husband, no, it was before him was the
Speaker 1: most gorgeous man on earth. Oh my gosh, you guys
Speaker 1: is too young. We are and uh, he's a very
Speaker 1: famous actor. And when he fucked you, you had to say, daddy, daddy, daddy.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the next question because and now and
Speaker 1: then I got it's this guy. Oh wow. Um. He
Speaker 1: liked to be called daddy. Dam was a lot of
Speaker 1: ship um and then the godfather ship daddy. Right when
Speaker 1: I divorced my first husband, his family was so rich
Speaker 1: they said you have to find him. It's an accountant
Speaker 1: because you're not coming back to us and ask us
Speaker 1: for more money. So I found this accountant who represented
Speaker 1: and he said you will be great together. I'm at
Speaker 1: and he's a nice man, fabulous person, but there was
Speaker 1: no connection. But he liked me as a person. So
Speaker 1: I traveled all over the world with him and then
Speaker 1: one day we were just like let's just do it.
Speaker 1: Just where were you? Where were you in the world?
Speaker 1: Where we were in Venezuela, Because I told himself, I
Speaker 1: told with him, um and went on tour. Yes, not
Speaker 1: as a singer. You were a group. He's like I said,
Speaker 1: private plane, not bus. Back back then the group and
Speaker 1: I still I saw them Vegas. But anyway, when I
Speaker 1: had just looked at each other one night and just said,
Speaker 1: let's just do it. And it was horrible. So we
Speaker 1: just your friends after the bad. Absolutely, I used to
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Oh, I'm sorry. His secretary and I we
Speaker 1: would like fifty four fifty four. Well, this is what
Speaker 1: this is. One I used to our words. If we
Speaker 1: didn't like a girl and he had a lot of
Speaker 1: beautiful women around him, this is you got to take
Speaker 1: this part out. This is so it doesn't matter. She
Speaker 1: not back then they didn't know from my source, but
Speaker 1: you because you because they would not be with him,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna be around us. You'll be got rid
Speaker 1: of them. We're keeping all this ship. Okay, So the
Speaker 1: next thing that we're gonna get into, um, as you
Speaker 1: guys know, this is a show called Horrible Decisions. So
Speaker 1: we are going to get into the part of our
Speaker 1: horrible decision. How much time do we have loved? Is
Speaker 1: it almost over? You don't just we got plenty of time,
Speaker 1: We got plenty of tiger. Has it been at least
Speaker 1: thirty minutes? Damn not think it's thirty minutes? I go,
Speaker 1: that's right, not even sack. Even so we're going to
Speaker 1: get into the horrible decision. I guess you want to
Speaker 1: go ahead and introduce um This week, the segment is
Speaker 1: pity sex. So I wanted to pick this because I
Speaker 1: wanted my mom to tell one story that I'm always
Speaker 1: tearing up laughing about. Oh lord. But so when I
Speaker 1: thought about it, I'm like, I wonder why she did it,
Speaker 1: and it's because a pity funk. I feel like I
Speaker 1: know what they called on Sex and City mercy fuck,
Speaker 1: mercy fuck. That's well, this is true because I didn't know.
Speaker 1: She didn't know. But I do want to ask you,
Speaker 1: have you ever sucked any guy off pity sex? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm asking you, like, have you ever sucked someone because
Speaker 1: he felt bad or something like? What was the reason
Speaker 1: I've never slept with someone that I hadn't slept before,
Speaker 1: Because like, I've never sucked someone because I felt sorry
Speaker 1: for them. Okay, so yeah, but no, no, no, but
Speaker 1: I've definitely had like a guy that sleft it before
Speaker 1: and I was like, fine, yeah, me too. And then
Speaker 1: he wanted around two, and I was like, I'm tired
Speaker 1: and everyone knows that I go around two, three five,
Speaker 1: hold on with him. I was like, this is like
Speaker 1: I'm so good, actually go to sleep. Um. But yeah,
Speaker 1: when it comes to pity sex, it hasn't been Yeah,
Speaker 1: and like we were saying, it hasn't been to where
Speaker 1: I've slept with someone because I felt sorry for them
Speaker 1: or anything. It has normally been a guy that owed
Speaker 1: them something. Oh I've never given. No, I don't know
Speaker 1: nobody pussy for ship like, and I'll tell him I
Speaker 1: don't give a funk how much you do for me?
Speaker 1: God damn, this pussy ain't old. No, God damn. But
Speaker 1: it ain't oh to nobody. But I definitely had to
Speaker 1: where it's like I had company come over and maybe
Speaker 1: they were over there for a long time, and it's
Speaker 1: like maybe didn't even want to suck him, and I
Speaker 1: could tell he was super recent pity sex sleeve sharing
Speaker 1: my old investment banker that I was sleeping within when
Speaker 1: I first moved to New York. He lost his job. Wait,
Speaker 1: so you gave him pussy to make him feel better,
Speaker 1: but he's still had a nice apartment. Listen, I work
Speaker 1: on part and he's right down the block. Anybody's like,
Speaker 1: I'm just having a really real time. I'm so stressed.
Speaker 1: But was like, let me take you for a drink.
Speaker 1: He's like, I really don't want to. I don't want
Speaker 1: you to take me anywhere. Just just come over. I
Speaker 1: can't take you to dinner anymore. Like I tired after work.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I guess, you know, I mean
Speaker 1: he did take me. This's a nice places. I was like,
Speaker 1: what's new? Boo boo, don't do that. I hate you.
Speaker 1: Don't let her do that. Okay, So I guess how
Speaker 1: can we introduce the story? So you said it wasn't
Speaker 1: pitty sex, So please share this story? Um about what
Speaker 1: very true story? People, And you know I am crazy.
Speaker 1: Claimer just hit My top was in Miami, and this
Speaker 1: is before Miami became so fabulous. I had to get
Speaker 1: out of New York because I was having way too
Speaker 1: much fun. New York is fun, and I moved to
Speaker 1: Miami met some people, had a great time and I
Speaker 1: met this guy, very attractive, very nice, went to dinner,
Speaker 1: and I wondered why he had a cane and he
Speaker 1: lived and he said to me, oh, no, I just
Speaker 1: had a little uh accident in the war. And I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, no problem. Was his Pimpcaine? That's what
Speaker 1: you thought? Yes? And then we went out a few
Speaker 1: more times and I was like, Okay, the drinks good,
Speaker 1: everything's good. Let's go to my apartment Miami Beach on
Speaker 1: Collins Avenue. Um. So we get into bed and I
Speaker 1: hear click click the man took his legs up. Wait
Speaker 1: he did Wait what did he do? Took his legs off?
Speaker 1: He took his legs off? He had no legs? He
Speaker 1: click click? Was the was the detached? But did you
Speaker 1: know this? No prior? He told me he had a
Speaker 1: slight accident in the war. Wait what did you fuck
Speaker 1: him with no leg Are you ready? So I hear
Speaker 1: I'm already in bed, a little drunk, and I hear
Speaker 1: click click. Don't I don't know that sound? And it's
Speaker 1: something harmed on top of me. I saw. All I
Speaker 1: felt was nothing, and I was like, let's get this
Speaker 1: all up. Wait, but you like him? Go, I'm continuing,
Speaker 1: you can't. You can say I don't think if you
Speaker 1: can kiss. But the third dick did more leg the
Speaker 1: third leg. The third well, he didn't have one leg. Leg.
Speaker 1: That's at work. I don't care if you don't have legs.
Speaker 1: But the third so you said you don't care if
Speaker 1: a guy doesn't have legs as long as the third
Speaker 1: leg work works. And if that don't work, I'm playing sleep.
Speaker 1: So the next morning I hear click click, I don't know,
Speaker 1: it wasn't a click. I see him wobble off to
Speaker 1: the bathroom, and I'm attack. I'm playing sleep and he
Speaker 1: called my name. I didn't answer, click click, and he
Speaker 1: was out the door. And we did speak after that,
Speaker 1: but we didn't screw three story. Oh my god, let
Speaker 1: me tell you this real quick. Or you wanted to
Speaker 1: talk about the topic of men who don't go down
Speaker 1: on girls. Let's get to the questions we have questions about.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to hear the question. This is getting
Speaker 1: bad to me. Ask you another question. So you've had
Speaker 1: a fut I've been really into this show called Daredevil
Speaker 1: and it's based in my neighborhood. Hell's kitchen and the
Speaker 1: guy's blind. Have you ever sucked a deaf guy or
Speaker 1: a blind guy. I felt like, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I was talking to this guy and
Speaker 1: he was in a wheelchair and had a lot of money.
Speaker 1: You know who I'm talking about. Oh yeah, so he
Speaker 1: wasn't always though, he wasn't always fine so fine, So
Speaker 1: he hasn't see if I can pull up a picture himself.
Speaker 1: So I met him when I was I was thinking
Speaker 1: about fifteen or sixteen at him every time. Well, he's
Speaker 1: coming up here next month and wants to hang out.
Speaker 1: He's super fun though. So when me and Weezy were
Speaker 1: going out in Orlando, I met this guy at one
Speaker 1: of the parties we went to. He was the security
Speaker 1: at the door. Super handsome, light skinned, tall built like
Speaker 1: super handsome guy. Um, and I moved to Atlanta. You
Speaker 1: see him, she's showing you a picture right now. It's private.
Speaker 1: Well I could probably get on it if I didn't
Speaker 1: follow him. No, he's very cute. So I moved to Atlanta.
Speaker 1: By the time I come back, apparently there was a
Speaker 1: shooting at the club that he was working at and
Speaker 1: he became paralyzed from the legs down. Do you remember
Speaker 1: what clubs was? It was one of them, one of
Speaker 1: the Jamaican clubs UM, but he ended up getting shot
Speaker 1: on duty um and became paralyzed from the legs down.
Speaker 1: From this, he got a huge fucking settlement from the
Speaker 1: city and now it's sucking paid. And so he comes
Speaker 1: out here like he is. Oh, he'd be on like
Speaker 1: girls are still girls are still trying to well, you
Speaker 1: still have his leg but he can't. They don't move.
Speaker 1: Now I've never fucked him, and it's literally because I've
Speaker 1: just been like, have you seen it his dick? No,
Speaker 1: But when they didn't say them not not not the
Speaker 1: neck down, he's just from the legs down, like yeah,
Speaker 1: But but first off, I want you to know, my
Speaker 1: legs is short. I don't like riding dick as it is,
Speaker 1: and there I would have no other fucking choice but
Speaker 1: to ride his dick. And he's like bigger now because
Speaker 1: he's been in a chair. He can't exercise, so it's
Speaker 1: just like he's a little bigger and my legs is
Speaker 1: only but so long. So it's like everybody stretch them
Speaker 1: at least, but everybody's gonna He's super popular, super popular,
Speaker 1: and it's so crazy because he is super good looking
Speaker 1: and he's super fucking cool. He's nice, he's super nice.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't tell me I have to fuck
Speaker 1: sit on the wheel chair, sit right on top and
Speaker 1: wheel let around. Oh my god, you can do it. Thanks,
Speaker 1: thanks for being so thanks mom Um. I guess the
Speaker 1: next thing that we're going to get into because I
Speaker 1: think this is something that we want to share with
Speaker 1: our followers. Um. Miss Jewel has a segment in which
Speaker 1: she wants to share with you. If you are dealing
Speaker 1: with a man and for whatever reason, you can't get
Speaker 1: him to go down on you, we can read question.
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is relative. Okay, So we
Speaker 1: have a question I guess from one of our followers,
Speaker 1: and Miss Jewel is going to give her insight on
Speaker 1: it today. So this girl says, I love the subject
Speaker 1: the anon a Miss Hoe, we the and Mandy. First off,
Speaker 1: I want to say I love the podcast. I binge
Speaker 1: listened to all episodes and two days you didn't read this. Nope,
Speaker 1: I didn't even read it. I'm twenty four years old
Speaker 1: and I'm thick in all the right places. I've been
Speaker 1: in a relationship for a year and a half. In
Speaker 1: the beginning, my boyfriend told me he just doesn't give head.
Speaker 1: He's twenty three, I'm twenty five. In June, I really
Speaker 1: liked him, so I thought I'd be able to turn
Speaker 1: hi out and just make him starting and pussy. The
Speaker 1: deeper we got into the relationship, the more I realized
Speaker 1: how seth he was with me giving him head and
Speaker 1: I'm not returning it. And I got more and more
Speaker 1: irritated that he wouldn't return the favor. I told him
Speaker 1: one day that I demand he'd start eating me out more,
Speaker 1: and he said he would only do it in the shower.
Speaker 1: I figured that was a good compromise, so I tried
Speaker 1: it for a little bit, and I still wasn't satisfied.
Speaker 1: One time I was giving him head on top of
Speaker 1: him in sixty nine, I put my pussy in his
Speaker 1: face to see what happened. He did a couple of
Speaker 1: looks and stopped everybody. After the mediocre head he was
Speaker 1: giving me, I decided to stop giving him head. He
Speaker 1: got upset. We would argue all the time about the
Speaker 1: lack of sex and head I was giving him. Although
Speaker 1: he doesn't do it well, he does now give me head.
Speaker 1: It's like a kitten licking its paw. I always think
Speaker 1: about how my old guys would about my old dudes
Speaker 1: and how good their dick was in their head game.
Speaker 1: And I know I could have a guy do whatever
Speaker 1: I want, and if I really wanted to, I could
Speaker 1: cheat on him. And I want to cheat on him
Speaker 1: so bad. It's so crazy because last week, if you
Speaker 1: guys heard, we had a mail with the same problem
Speaker 1: that he couldn't The only reason she stays because she
Speaker 1: says he has a big gass dick and he's the
Speaker 1: only guy that makes me come on a regular basis.
Speaker 1: I've tried to break up with the multiple times, but
Speaker 1: it's hard because we live together and he's super clingy.
Speaker 1: What should I do? And if you think I should
Speaker 1: break up with him, how do I do it? With love?
Speaker 1: The anonymous hope? The anonymous hope. Okay, um, I guess
Speaker 1: before me and we give our advice to to this
Speaker 1: anonymous hope. Um, I guess when you first heard that
Speaker 1: he wanted to do in the shower? What did you think?
Speaker 1: That's the red flag? You need to stick your finger
Speaker 1: in your pussy. Taste it first, if it doesn't taste
Speaker 1: good to you, If not taste good to you, and
Speaker 1: a lot of men. If you want to sleep around
Speaker 1: A lot of men have complex is about giving women's
Speaker 1: head because another man came inside of them. Well, and
Speaker 1: I was just about to say, if you are anonymous, hope,
Speaker 1: if you are having unprotected sex to the point where
Speaker 1: he's coming in you, often that can actually often cause
Speaker 1: a smell for a woman to be ejaculated. And honestly,
Speaker 1: when I heard shower, that's a smell like and you
Speaker 1: she she should have known by the way our engineer
Speaker 1: was in here the second I said, only in the shower,
Speaker 1: and he's a I don't like it. And then for
Speaker 1: someone to say just the shower, that means he doesn't
Speaker 1: feel And he also gave you a hint by saying
Speaker 1: I'll do it, but do it in the shower, absolutely,
Speaker 1: because he really is crazy about you. And I really
Speaker 1: need to think you don't see understand it, and you
Speaker 1: may not smell it, but do see a doctor absolutely
Speaker 1: finger in yourself. I feel that because it doesn't even
Speaker 1: sound like you realize that it could be said some
Speaker 1: people don't know no, and and you'd be surprised, like
Speaker 1: there's some women that aren't able to smell themselves, like
Speaker 1: even growing up, um especially being in the locker room.
Speaker 1: And I've been on a lot of teams, and of
Speaker 1: course women menstrate. There's times where they don't even smell themselves,
Speaker 1: misterating like, bro, it's time to change your tampon. Bro,
Speaker 1: Like it's time to change your path. A lot of
Speaker 1: people can't smell them. Kim has Um. She so my friend,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to the wedding. Kim is like an
Speaker 1: holistic doctor, so she knows a lot of natural stuff.
Speaker 1: And I got really sick when I first moved to
Speaker 1: New York, change of weather, and I was taking a
Speaker 1: lot of antbiotics, and antibiotics are terrible. Sorry, she told me, like,
Speaker 1: if you're taking antibiotics, you need to be careful with
Speaker 1: your vagia. Anytime I go to the doctor and take
Speaker 1: or or you ask for a diflucan. Diflucan is a pill.
Speaker 1: It's a pill for it actually can stop you from
Speaker 1: having east infection. So after you normally take your normal
Speaker 1: dose of antibiotics. Um, and for any women listening, if
Speaker 1: you ever go to a doctor and for whatever reason
Speaker 1: you're sick or have an infection or anything and they
Speaker 1: prescribe you antibiotics, ask for a dif flucan. It's literally
Speaker 1: one pill so that you don't have to do monesta
Speaker 1: or stickney nasty creams up your pussy. But it will
Speaker 1: stop you from getting a yeast infection because antibiotics will
Speaker 1: mess up your pH balance in your in your pussy.
Speaker 1: So is important, right, that's the thing that causes sent
Speaker 1: I mean like a problem with your smells. So I
Speaker 1: would suggest panty liners like I go to so sorry daughter,
Speaker 1: um pineapple juice, Oh make it sweet. I just feel
Speaker 1: like you did society for the pineapple juice. You know
Speaker 1: she wanted pineapple juice with this vodka we drinking. She
Speaker 1: did pineapple juice. She ready for them. Juice is a
Speaker 1: tight sweet girl. So I got the gym a lot right,
Speaker 1: and sitting in went underwear, Like sweaty underwear can cause scent.
Speaker 1: So use a lot of pantyliners, cotton underwear, especially with
Speaker 1: like within the lining. That's really good for you too.
Speaker 1: Don't use soaps with smells or douche like. Your vagina
Speaker 1: is a self cleaning oven, just like keep it clean
Speaker 1: like like there, so I actually um use like sometimes
Speaker 1: just my hand. I don't use like a rag down there,
Speaker 1: nothing like I'm not really clean, but not only that.
Speaker 1: And I want to take this a little to the
Speaker 1: side because I know it has hair that could cause
Speaker 1: yeah hair as well. But I want to take it
Speaker 1: away from the scent just a little bit, because we
Speaker 1: do have a lot of male listeners. And you have
Speaker 1: to realize too, if he sat here and told you
Speaker 1: he don't do it a lot of times, maybe he was.
Speaker 1: And it's fairly something that you think everyone does now,
Speaker 1: But there are men that I don't want to keep
Speaker 1: phobia about the same way. The same way Cutty Cutty
Speaker 1: was on our show and she recently said she doesn't
Speaker 1: like giving head. I think that's a pleasing thing too.
Speaker 1: So it has to be someone who maybe genuinely wants
Speaker 1: to please you. And so if he's someone who you
Speaker 1: know doesn't want to give you, he could know somebody
Speaker 1: told him he was bad at it, and he's got
Speaker 1: a com and he can't have which might be which
Speaker 1: might be? It might be why she comes every time
Speaker 1: off his dick maybe his dicky game. So far. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I told you this, mom, but the
Speaker 1: last threeson that I had, he didn't go down on
Speaker 1: me or hear did regad that because that's because some
Speaker 1: men have a fold and I made it durs. I
Speaker 1: know she didn't smell and his men also because it
Speaker 1: was terrible, and I hate threesomes with no from the guy.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Whores who know old they're not good at it,
Speaker 1: don't attempt it. Yeah, absolutely, they're not good. They're not good.
Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely, Like that's why I go down on balls
Speaker 1: the way I do, because I know I do a
Speaker 1: goddamn good job on ball with the dicker. But we
Speaker 1: got a ball liquor and a dick sucker, and we
Speaker 1: go at it because we know we're good at it.
Speaker 1: I love you. I gave my job at work and
Speaker 1: my blow one, and I'm just gonna you guys to
Speaker 1: get more natural than this um. Also, by the way,
Speaker 1: I am really being that, I'm like into the whole
Speaker 1: open relationships and ship. I don't I'm not going to
Speaker 1: tell you to cheat on them, So yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't suggest you to check it up. However, However,
Speaker 1: if he wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on what you
Speaker 1: just said, don't give up the relationship, don't, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: say give up the relationship. If he and happy, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I could do it. Let me tell
Speaker 1: your father wasn't good. I was sorry. Some men you
Speaker 1: just you just accept it. So what did you tell? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I said to my husband, you don't do a
Speaker 1: good job, and I don't need it. It's fine, Okay,
Speaker 1: Now she is saying she needs it. So this is
Speaker 1: this is from Andy. Um, And I don't know if
Speaker 1: it would be an option, but you could possibly get
Speaker 1: it because I'm one of these type of girls. So
Speaker 1: if it's something I think you can kind of buy. Um,
Speaker 1: what is it? Two birds with one stone threesome? Have
Speaker 1: a threesome, and and nine times out of ten you
Speaker 1: could have the female give you the head that you want.
Speaker 1: Why not, because if she is so into if you're
Speaker 1: into the other partner, and that partner is doing better
Speaker 1: than you, it's gonna be he's gonna feel so badly
Speaker 1: you just feel even more. Actually, that's a fair point.
Speaker 1: That's a fair point because a lot of they say
Speaker 1: that about a lot of women when they bring in
Speaker 1: someone else. I've never actually guest started a three pome.
Speaker 1: I don't want to because what if she thinks it's
Speaker 1: so funny. I have a couple, I'm talking to right now.
Speaker 1: So I'm considering guest because it's my first couple where
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, the bitch is fine and the guy
Speaker 1: look tender and her name is Amanda. Let me say
Speaker 1: to Amanda's hold on one moment. We're talking, all right, Well,
Speaker 1: so yeah, I'll be honest. My mom says, don't break
Speaker 1: up with the Mandy says, don't break up with him.
Speaker 1: But I would say, don't break up with him me there, yeah,
Speaker 1: go to a doctor first. She said, what should I do?
Speaker 1: Oh god, mom, what We are? Not trying to be shady,
Speaker 1: by the way, but same, she's a very cute girl.
Speaker 1: So I'm showing right now the girl and he's good looking.
Speaker 1: This is a couple that I met that swinging. Oh no, wait,
Speaker 1: I want to read their bio because I want to see. No,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's really much of a bio. Really. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're looking and she looks good. Actually, we love travel,
Speaker 1: live Oh god, no, yeah. I look at all the
Speaker 1: hashtags for the memory, fitness, lovers, food, he's love to laugh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're young. She's what is panda loving? What's a panda
Speaker 1: like Amanda Panda? Her name is Amanda, assuming I don't
Speaker 1: know what she goes. She called me panda, So maybe
Speaker 1: it's black and white, she's yeah, maybe it's the biracial thing. Uh.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't find anything. The coolest animal ever,
Speaker 1: A close friend that you tell everything to know, you're
Speaker 1: looking for black and white? Yeah, it means black and white, Brocala,
Speaker 1: hold on, wait what are you looking up? Bro? Read this?
Speaker 1: What does this say? To read the small print? Handa?
Speaker 1: Oh ships subby girl with a cute faith. Well maybe
Speaker 1: that's me too. I don't care. I've already told you. Listen,
Speaker 1: bit I embrace it all. I got a question that
Speaker 1: I really like, and I think it would be really
Speaker 1: good advice. Um one two girls actually asked this when
Speaker 1: I told him you were coming on? What date? When
Speaker 1: you really like someone? Is the number date to have
Speaker 1: sex on? The date that makes you feel the most comfortable,
Speaker 1: the date that you're supposed you'll know you'll feel it.
Speaker 1: So what do you think about sex on the first aid? Well,
Speaker 1: that's the chemistry and that's all. It is my mother's child,
Speaker 1: I would say, the same thing. Can I tell your
Speaker 1: list is one thing? This is for female and male?
Speaker 1: What you gotta tell him when you want to if
Speaker 1: you really like someone, piss them off. If you could
Speaker 1: piss someone off and let's see the highest level of
Speaker 1: madness and you can still survive, then that's the partner
Speaker 1: for you. So you think that pissing someone off to
Speaker 1: see that crazy, how crazy they can get. Then you say,
Speaker 1: oh my god, he's you know I can do you
Speaker 1: know something? It is nothing to do with you. I
Speaker 1: never forget it. I don't I've done it once or
Speaker 1: twice I did, but you already know even crazy. But
Speaker 1: you said you used to walk down the street with
Speaker 1: your husband, and she says, you know what, I usually
Speaker 1: just want on the mental look. I used to make
Speaker 1: a face like at them, so they turn around and
Speaker 1: stare at me, and my husband be like, why is
Speaker 1: he looking at you? I don't know, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: But I had a very jealous husband, and my first
Speaker 1: husband was extremely jokes. But to piss him off, I
Speaker 1: would stick my tongue out to people walking towards me man,
Speaker 1: and they would take a double turn and he why
Speaker 1: is he lucky at your Why is he lucky at larious?
Speaker 1: Walk a few feet ahead of your man, do something
Speaker 1: crazy with your face and people will turn around. I
Speaker 1: have one more question. This is my question to you. So, man,
Speaker 1: do you know I want to want a boyfriend and
Speaker 1: a girlfriend, and um, we've been talking about a lot
Speaker 1: and people say a man won't really love you if
Speaker 1: you do this, blah blah blah. And I know sometimes
Speaker 1: you feel weird about me talking about especially a lover boy.
Speaker 1: What would you do if years down road, you know
Speaker 1: I had a boyfriend a girlfriend, we'd love together? Whatever
Speaker 1: wouldn't borrow me a damn bit? What if I didn't
Speaker 1: want to have kids and they did? Would you think
Speaker 1: that was a grandkid? What time for me to party?
Speaker 1: I know that's right, plan on being in a bar
Speaker 1: till i'm savy. Do you think if I had a
Speaker 1: boyfriend and a girlfriend and you know we were married,
Speaker 1: do you think would you be weirded out? If my
Speaker 1: husband had a kid with our girl friend? Don't give
Speaker 1: a ship, be happy. You would not be weird, not
Speaker 1: at all, not at all where on your life. I
Speaker 1: don't see where it's weird. Just be happy. Life is short,
Speaker 1: I agree, But remember I will be in the bar
Speaker 1: when you want me to babysit. Well, are we really done?
Speaker 1: There was like so much I have we are no
Speaker 1: no no, not want to hear about anymore, but let's
Speaker 1: just no more. I had a threesome and enjoyed women
Speaker 1: and everything else can talk about. Studio fifty four really
Speaker 1: went on. Well, guys, if you guys, this was an
Speaker 1: amazing episode and I hope you guys enjoyed it as
Speaker 1: much as we enjoyed recording it for you guys, UM,
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Speaker 1: so very much for coming in Mama wheezy. We have
Speaker 1: had a blast and you were so amazing. This is
Speaker 1: like a reunion, this is you haven't seen Mandy and like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, at least five six I hope not.
Speaker 1: Thank you well, thank you guys again, and until next week,
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