WEBVTT - Ep12: Like Mother Like Daughter Feat Weezy's Mom

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<v Speaker 1>I'm only playing this song because you should drive me

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<v Speaker 1>fucking crazy. In the car with this h feeling coming through.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you failed it. This why I don't damn phone guys,

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<v Speaker 1>no more. I don't want to hear. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to feel their erection on my butt when we're dancing.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a long time. It wasn't it was good

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<v Speaker 1>a long time ago. Didn't work because that was just like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, why do you have a boner while

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<v Speaker 1>we're dancing? Why? Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of

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<v Speaker 1>Horrible Decisions. If you haven't been able to tell by now,

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<v Speaker 1>we have a very very very vs OP special guest

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<v Speaker 1>in the building. Tonight. We have Wheezy's mom Um and

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<v Speaker 1>so what are are you? Mama, Wese, Miss Jew would

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<v Speaker 1>you like to go by today? Okay, everybody gets the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone gets the phone operator voice. We're gonna be talking

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<v Speaker 1>about sex. She is so ready anyways, if you guys

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<v Speaker 1>already didn't know, UM, this is Mandy B. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Wheezy and thank you guys for tuning in. I do

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<v Speaker 1>want to say thank you once again to everyone who

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<v Speaker 1>has been hitting us up on our social media um

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<v Speaker 1>and the amazing feedback we've been getting from you guys. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>Remember you're more than welcome to d MS your stories,

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<v Speaker 1>ask for advice, um, and follow us on our I

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<v Speaker 1>g at horrible underscore decisions. Um, so this episode is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get a little wild and I'm super super super excited. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess do we want to say more about miss

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<v Speaker 1>Mama Jule before? You know? On our listeners know a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit how old you mom? St I know that's right,

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<v Speaker 1>So I guess we could tell I could I could

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<v Speaker 1>endit intro you you can cut me off. So she's

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<v Speaker 1>been my mom for twenty six years. And uh, let's see,

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<v Speaker 1>you never really worked. I don't know if you made

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<v Speaker 1>horrible did any life, but you know if you're a

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<v Speaker 1>housewife for most of it. Um, let's see, my mom

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<v Speaker 1>lives in Orlando, so she's up here visiting me for

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<v Speaker 1>Mother's Day. Ish before I go full gift, yes, um,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's going to I'm actually leaving for Toronto for

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<v Speaker 1>a wedding. Kim's wedding shout out to Dr Kim. And

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<v Speaker 1>while I'm gone, my mom will be in my apartment

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<v Speaker 1>turning it. Listen. I don't know if you have already

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<v Speaker 1>been giving um the warning sign just do not do

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<v Speaker 1>anything on that couch. I thought it was a new couch,

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<v Speaker 1>but we put it together. Yeah, you don't know. She

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<v Speaker 1>wants to put it together and went to late on

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<v Speaker 1>it on social media and it all. That's why my

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<v Speaker 1>nephew was putting that up in a suit. So we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna start today's episode off with our kink of the week,

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<v Speaker 1>as we always do. And what is the kink for

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<v Speaker 1>this week? I want to talk about this kink because

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people, I think are misconstrued with the word.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is more of an old school word for

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<v Speaker 1>non monogamy. So it is swinging and and this is

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<v Speaker 1>not on a playground set, guy. It is a lifestyle

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<v Speaker 1>of non monogamy where sexual relations occur outside of an

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<v Speaker 1>established couple. Generally swingers are married. They tend to reframe

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<v Speaker 1>from from romantic attachments with their part with their outside partner.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me. So it's a lot bit more different from

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<v Speaker 1>polyamorous relationships. There's a lot of overlap between the two communities,

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<v Speaker 1>though the closeness of the comparis comparisons are generally not acknowledged. Um. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I actually want to go ahead and kind of

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<v Speaker 1>break this down for people because I know I've been

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<v Speaker 1>posting quite a bit of things on my social media

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<v Speaker 1>and my fucking followers are not here for your bullshit?

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<v Speaker 1>So um, exactly can't they do? Not? This triple quadruple

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<v Speaker 1>outsiders coming in now? If you can explain, because I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of have an idea of it too. Polyamory goes

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<v Speaker 1>towards what and swinger. What is the actual difference and

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<v Speaker 1>in a slight can I answer that? Ye? What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Pamory in the sixth Okay? So what is the difference

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<v Speaker 1>between polyamory and swing? Part is really being married? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>When you swing, which a lot of my friends do

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<v Speaker 1>in Miami, you go to people's houses and there's music

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<v Speaker 1>and there's food, and you going to pick your partner

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<v Speaker 1>and go into a room. They could be six, So

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<v Speaker 1>it's just sex. So it's just only sex. You cannot

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<v Speaker 1>exchange numbers, okay, which is hard in this day and

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<v Speaker 1>error to do. I think social media and everything. A

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people thought that's how I took swinging too well. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>but you have to bring I had to have a

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<v Speaker 1>gathering in your home and each person couple gets to

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<v Speaker 1>bring another person. Let me now, let me ask you

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<v Speaker 1>this question because this is also something that. A lot

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<v Speaker 1>of our followers have asked, I think my mom knows

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of smy but maybe I'm wrong. Well, you

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<v Speaker 1>can't answer polyamory. And so back to the swinging. When

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<v Speaker 1>you're a swinger, are is it swapping of the couples

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<v Speaker 1>or are you just bringing one of the partners in?

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<v Speaker 1>Like how does that work? Like, so you know, are

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<v Speaker 1>you allowed as a woman to another man? Yes, you

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<v Speaker 1>are allowed, but you're also allowed to say no. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but I know those rules. You're allowed to say no

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't accept that person. Let me tell you

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<v Speaker 1>my first experience. Oh, she swinger. My friends are big

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<v Speaker 1>time swingers, and they could not go to the you

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<v Speaker 1>don't give names, Yeah, we don't. Don't you know she's

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<v Speaker 1>blond anyway, you know she's blind. Um, So they said

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<v Speaker 1>I had to go to this party because they were

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<v Speaker 1>due to bring a guest. And I'm like, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>into this, but I'll go. So I took my gay

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<v Speaker 1>friend who had to act like he was straight. And

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<v Speaker 1>this girl said, ok a couple. You had to be

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<v Speaker 1>a couple. Even in swingers clubs. Most of the time

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<v Speaker 1>they had food, music. And then this girl said, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to suck your dick, and he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>asked my wife first. She came over to me and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like who, and I said, no, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>suck his stick right now. We're waiting. We're waiting. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a very embarrassing because if you find they find

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<v Speaker 1>out that you're not swinging a you can be thrown out.

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<v Speaker 1>Really yeah, absolutely, So you can just go to watch,

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<v Speaker 1>No you can, you can't. No, no, no, you can watch,

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<v Speaker 1>but you cannot continue as he come and watch and

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<v Speaker 1>without participating. And I know it's not that you have to.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's a lot of clubs, okay. Because by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>my mom is from New York, she's from Queens here,

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<v Speaker 1>which remember me in restaurant. We went to a sex party.

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<v Speaker 1>That's different. No, no, no, So you're saying that the

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<v Speaker 1>outside club going it's totally different. That's not swinging. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>sex those are sex clubs. I've been to that one.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's the difference in the sex club? Okay, First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, you're gonna pay a couple of hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna go into a room. I went to that too,

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<v Speaker 1>And you go into a room, the mat is on

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<v Speaker 1>the floor, and people. That's all you see a legs flying,

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<v Speaker 1>heads bobbing. And I was on the floor on the

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<v Speaker 1>mat and my husband's girl came over to my ex

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<v Speaker 1>and she started schooling him. This guy wanted to put

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<v Speaker 1>his dick in my mouth, and I put in her

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<v Speaker 1>mouth because this is the worst thing idea I had.

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<v Speaker 1>She wasn't ready to hear this about her mother. Mind you,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you think we's got the way she is? Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Because let me just I wanted to get into this later,

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<v Speaker 1>but come on, I think your people containing like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, your mom can't be that crazy, and she no,

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<v Speaker 1>you should see. Even my mom and we talked about

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<v Speaker 1>this the last episode. My mom is loves what we're

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<v Speaker 1>doing with this podcast, and she's like, I'm so glad

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<v Speaker 1>that you guys are just so free and open with

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<v Speaker 1>this because you know, she's now. My mom is now

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<v Speaker 1>forty I forget my mom. She forty five and something

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<v Speaker 1>like that. She's something. But she even says some of

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<v Speaker 1>the stuff we've talked about at forty five, she hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>done yet. Now I've done it all, not just want to,

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<v Speaker 1>but you got your listeners have to understand. I've known

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<v Speaker 1>Mandy for like ten years now. Yeah, I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>think I remember sometimes us going out. She'd be like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>if you guys were gonna have sex, make sure you're

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<v Speaker 1>wrap it up. I remember telling that out you had sex.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom was always like, oh, yeah, were you the condom?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me know if you do something this second. She

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<v Speaker 1>found out because you left the condom on the table.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't leave it on the table in the trash

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<v Speaker 1>can No, no, wait, I actually do want to hear

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<v Speaker 1>this story, and I know that we're going to hear

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<v Speaker 1>stories later, But you found a condom? Is that how

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<v Speaker 1>you found out we was having tricked me into having

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<v Speaker 1>her having sex for the first time. We were in

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<v Speaker 1>the condom with Miami, right, you guys were all in

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<v Speaker 1>Miami and you persuaded me to let you go back. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we had the this This is funny because I think

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<v Speaker 1>we brought this this up. This was like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if I told you guys wasn't having sex, but

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<v Speaker 1>me and me and Wheezy were maybe six team driving

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<v Speaker 1>my car going to Miami for a Memorial Day weekend

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<v Speaker 1>with fake ideas and then they were so lavish and

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<v Speaker 1>Miss Jewel was like, well, I have the car throwing

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<v Speaker 1>having to her you guys can stay there, and she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know that we was like not going to having

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<v Speaker 1>to her them all was on the beach, but we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have said I didn't have sex. She This is

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<v Speaker 1>when you swindled me into letting you guys. Yes, you

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to go back to Orlando because you're concert tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>Please let me go back. And you guys went back.

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<v Speaker 1>You do a time you had sex? Okay, anyway, anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I let you go back. When I got back, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a clean, free and I go look in one

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<v Speaker 1>of the guest rooms and what did I find? What

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<v Speaker 1>did you find? I said, this bed not the way

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<v Speaker 1>I made it? Why is there a coldom on the table?

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<v Speaker 1>When you came back? So the stereo? And then I

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<v Speaker 1>told you I would know the first time you had

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<v Speaker 1>sex because you will change now I won't. Yes, you did.

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<v Speaker 1>You went to church. You went to church with your aunt,

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<v Speaker 1>your grandmother. And then I started cutting, and then yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I remember, and then I've found it and went into

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<v Speaker 1>the room and said, why didn't you tell me you

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<v Speaker 1>had sex. I'm not upset, I'm glad I found the condom,

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<v Speaker 1>but you were nice about it. Yeah, but I'm surprised

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<v Speaker 1>you had to lie about the ticket. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>And my mom was like, I'm gonna be cool because

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<v Speaker 1>you know my boyfriend. I'm gonna be cool and be cool,

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<v Speaker 1>be cool. He comes to pick me up, let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell you something, come back in the Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, are you still going out? He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. At least he's the one that I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to be her first. You know, he still comes

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<v Speaker 1>over when I'm in Orlando for Thanksgiving. He's really nice,

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<v Speaker 1>very very nice. Yeah, Okay, remember, listeners, I want you

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<v Speaker 1>to know this is the real deal from these two.

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<v Speaker 1>You what you hear is what you get. I think

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<v Speaker 1>we have. But yes, that's why I drink people. People

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<v Speaker 1>always assume that they'll stay. They've made comments like generally

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<v Speaker 1>most supporters we have as positive people will say things like,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you let your mom know you have a

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<v Speaker 1>shore with the word horrid and you tell your sex stories.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, because I was not the one who was

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<v Speaker 1>pregnant at sixteen, I'm not the one who was unsafe

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<v Speaker 1>or out here getting being put in bad situations that graduated. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's what even even MS Jule used to always

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<v Speaker 1>love like me and wheezy, oh my god. We were

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<v Speaker 1>sixteen seventeen. We were going out on school nights in

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<v Speaker 1>high school and yeah, I graduated. Yeah, and she would like,

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<v Speaker 1>you make your own mistakes. Yeah, And my mom was

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<v Speaker 1>the same way, and so we literally I graduated top

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<v Speaker 1>of my classybody. I graduated. Anybody that then has one

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<v Speaker 1>or two kids now absolutely absolutely, and this is why

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so proud. So everybody go out there, get laid

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<v Speaker 1>when you're sixteen, now sixteen, and then you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to worry you something. I think that that men's when

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<v Speaker 1>my friends when I was younger, they were going and

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<v Speaker 1>sneaking out and having sex and doing this. I was

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<v Speaker 1>scared to get my asked. But but when my honest

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<v Speaker 1>I always felt like girls were having sex to be liked. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>my mom taught me a lot about that, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like being feeling beautiful, feeling confident. So men couldn't really

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<v Speaker 1>give me that because we had those open conversations. Even

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<v Speaker 1>as an adult now I can't get played like that absolutely,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. I mean people still say I should be

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<v Speaker 1>a disappointment, but graduated when school take care of my

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<v Speaker 1>family as much of him, have a good job. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a bitch out there's got two kids and still living

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<v Speaker 1>at home with their parents. Yeah, she wasn't no right right. Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I gave a party for Gil and I saw you

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<v Speaker 1>in the corner, so I know you were second God,

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<v Speaker 1>I remember one of your friends. Wait, one of your

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<v Speaker 1>friends were at your party for me, okay, And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, mommy because my mom. So when I was younger,

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<v Speaker 1>my parents had and a beautiful house, and my mom

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<v Speaker 1>they had in their house I used to call I

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<v Speaker 1>used to call Wheezy new new because this bitch had

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<v Speaker 1>a beautiful, like beautiful house, and this bitch will go

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<v Speaker 1>to school with golds in our mouth. And I was

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<v Speaker 1>americ for having money because she was re embarrassed. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not I didn't. She had you know that movie theater

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<v Speaker 1>room was my bedroom and I was like, I want

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<v Speaker 1>a small room. Yeah, I remember we had the conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>She actually wanted the smaller room. She would literally she

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<v Speaker 1>would wear babe and have gold and pink and purple hair,

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<v Speaker 1>and Wheezy was ratchet and I used to call her

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<v Speaker 1>new because this was at the time. You hated it, Kennedy,

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<v Speaker 1>you were even even I remember when we were going

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<v Speaker 1>out to the clubs. Listen, we took all the club

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<v Speaker 1>photos with the money bling blinging in the bag. But

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<v Speaker 1>she had me on all these extensive schools and white

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<v Speaker 1>kids were fucking mean to me. I didn't know that

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't like me to pick her up in a jag.

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<v Speaker 1>They had a jag they like, yeah, Like, while I

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<v Speaker 1>was sitting here with my Hundai Sonata, was like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll just take the jag. Let's just I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>you guys like that. You know, it's very humbling because

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<v Speaker 1>now times have changed and I don't have four thousands

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<v Speaker 1>square feet, we don't have two touses of square feesa

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<v Speaker 1>before it was better, but you know, and I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>show you get it now. Like I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>humble myself, and I think it helped me for now.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it absolutely did, because like it was a

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<v Speaker 1>huge different because by the time we got into like

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<v Speaker 1>our twenties, play those closet Yep, I'm just gonna sell

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<v Speaker 1>all my clothes. I'm just gonna sell my clothing get money.

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<v Speaker 1>But guys, you know, also what's funny. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>I could have been my age and been without money.

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<v Speaker 1>Things happen for a reason. For sure, to have all

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<v Speaker 1>that money and not work was fabulous, But to have

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<v Speaker 1>lost it back then they have all that money, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>But what it is is you have to accept what

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<v Speaker 1>comes to you in life. And that's how it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I love working at Bleep Bleep, the first job at sixty.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that, Yes, and I love it. And now

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<v Speaker 1>I see how people go to work every day. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know it was as hard. Listen, my mom will

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<v Speaker 1>call me and it's my mom will call me and

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<v Speaker 1>be like, I worked seven hours today. I am exhausted.

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<v Speaker 1>Here you are talking that ship today and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's not a lot. I didn't. I worked. I

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<v Speaker 1>worked nine and a half. But we're okay, but I

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<v Speaker 1>did not clock in. I'm sorry, I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>asked these young people, could you do that? Well? They

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<v Speaker 1>asked me to do things, and I'm like, don't you

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<v Speaker 1>have sixteen years old? I don't have sixteen year old, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom said, I never since my mom started working,

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<v Speaker 1>she loves to come and tell me something like, let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell you what Jane told me. Did you know

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<v Speaker 1>that people are shady? Like? Yeah? She said, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>said her. My mom a picture of me trying to

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<v Speaker 1>show her how my body was looking at braun Panties

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<v Speaker 1>wrote me back and said, yes, girl, yes I'm learning.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. I know you've sat here and shared with

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<v Speaker 1>our followers a lot about us, um, but I think

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<v Speaker 1>we want our followers to know a little bit more

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<v Speaker 1>about you. God, you say one no to one of

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<v Speaker 1>these things, no, she's not. So what we be compiled

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<v Speaker 1>was a list because what we like to do with

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<v Speaker 1>every guest that we have, we like to play have

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<v Speaker 1>You Ever? And although we're sitting here with liquor in

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<v Speaker 1>front of us, we're not gonna make you drink for everything,

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<v Speaker 1>but I can you have You are the drinking chair,

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<v Speaker 1>You are the drinking champ. But so how this game works, um,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's like new school. But have You Ever? Is

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<v Speaker 1>basically is going to ask you okay, okay, Well she's

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna ask you the questions, so I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>ask you the questions and is just going to cringe

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<v Speaker 1>in her seats and you answer me. If you don't

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<v Speaker 1>say no to one of these, then I really don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>There's your blood, like, oh my mom has home in

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<v Speaker 1>her blood. I told you she's a dominatrix. I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 1>to church all day, but we all have home hashtag.

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<v Speaker 1>Ho is like, why do you think I haven't worked

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<v Speaker 1>for six to five years? Okay, So we're gonna start

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<v Speaker 1>with have you ever so and be if you have

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<v Speaker 1>a great story to share with us, we would love

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<v Speaker 1>to hear it. So it's round them off, just round

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<v Speaker 1>them off. Okay. So the first one is have you

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<v Speaker 1>ever had a threesome? Yes? Okay, okay, but this is

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<v Speaker 1>what that Have you ever had two men or with

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<v Speaker 1>the two women? Which one did you like better? And

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<v Speaker 1>the two men and the two women. I can't answer

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<v Speaker 1>that because it's equally Oh, it's equal both surprising. It

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<v Speaker 1>was surprised. It was surprised. I think I'd like it

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<v Speaker 1>two women. Oh you didn't think you like the two women,

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<v Speaker 1>but you knew you would like two men. Absolutely, that's right,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's so like all over you. Yeah. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>do it with a husband, Yes? Absolutely, because so By

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<v Speaker 1>the way, my mom is still married to my dad

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<v Speaker 1>and they've been together about thirty years. Thirty years. But

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<v Speaker 1>then with my first husband, I did a lot because

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<v Speaker 1>you have to do for your man if they're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go out fucking. They go out sucking, so bring it

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<v Speaker 1>to them. Pick a check with you. I will pick

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<v Speaker 1>her because there's nothing you suck the best dick I heard.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a champion at it. I'm the proud mother the

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<v Speaker 1>best dick sucking girl. Give me an Academy award. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you keep your man happy, he will stay. A

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<v Speaker 1>man will never forgets. Do not start playing the game

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<v Speaker 1>where you've been what you've been doing. It's gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's actually and that's absolutely I think we've talked

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<v Speaker 1>about that, and I think that that's why we still.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so ready for the second day. But the whole

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<v Speaker 1>like going, like the nagging part of it, like at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the day, and cannot take that the

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<v Speaker 1>one can they cannot? How old when you when you

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<v Speaker 1>had your first reason? We have a lot of oh no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>my three it was with my first husband. So okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe that earl, Yeah he was filthy. I know, that's right,

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<v Speaker 1>married her first husband one day, But but I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>all you didn't know it was well, I didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>he was that rich. You had to you one day.

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<v Speaker 1>I was oh no, no, I was hanging out with

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<v Speaker 1>a very social crowd and the studio fifty four crowd,

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<v Speaker 1>and which we're gonna get into. I'm so excited and

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<v Speaker 1>so lord um. He saw me in the restaurant anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>he said, I'm really attracted to you, and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I took him to a bar where I knew my

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<v Speaker 1>gay friend worked, and I said, if he says yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll marry you. But I had asked him, if

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<v Speaker 1>you asked a man three specific questions and he can

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<v Speaker 1>answer them, right, that's the man. What are yes? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>they can? I actually, girls cannot tell you that because

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<v Speaker 1>actually the people in London, the press in London, because

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<v Speaker 1>he comes from a powerful family, wanted to pay me

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<v Speaker 1>millions of dollars for that. And I would not even

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<v Speaker 1>answer that three questions. And you don't tell us all

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm looking at my husband. I'm six. So I

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<v Speaker 1>married him, and Bett married him, and I said, if

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<v Speaker 1>you can find a place, he'll get us married in

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four hours and I'll marry you. Mab. I was joking.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't thinking like that. He knew she'll marry me

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<v Speaker 1>in a day. She'll definitely fox somebody else with me,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll know. But three questions. Hey, so now, I said. So,

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<v Speaker 1>we flew on a plane, got to Vegas, still didn't

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<v Speaker 1>screw each other, and then he's we got to the

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<v Speaker 1>hotel and he told me, these are the list of

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<v Speaker 1>things I liked if I do? What time do you ship?

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<v Speaker 1>And what time some of the stupid questions. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>happy if I can ship. I don't have a time

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<v Speaker 1>for it. I'm not. But that's how it comes with

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<v Speaker 1>wearing a rich man. They come with problems. Wait, what

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<v Speaker 1>does that mean? He had? He he knows he ships

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<v Speaker 1>every day at eight o'clock and he wanted to know

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<v Speaker 1>what time? About ship problems? Yeah right, so he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have to wait things I need to know. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna ask you another question. Um, have you ever

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<v Speaker 1>been with a woman alone? Never? Okay? So only in

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<v Speaker 1>three some settings? Yes, okay, all right, well not your

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<v Speaker 1>daughter question. Everybody wants to know. Why do you think

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<v Speaker 1>you knew that I like girls or would like girls?

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<v Speaker 1>I think came for me. I think you would have

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<v Speaker 1>been that open. That's my mom has the same exact answer.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom told me she's been with a girl, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just first of all, there was nothing you could

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<v Speaker 1>do that I would disapprove of, but being an open

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<v Speaker 1>soul that just comes with it. Absolutely. Just tell me.

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<v Speaker 1>Was there any girl growing up? No, I mean we

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<v Speaker 1>believe it, but it was never her. I know you

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<v Speaker 1>always taught you somebody who my friend? Oh oh, she

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<v Speaker 1>always touched you, and I thought it was very inappropriate

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<v Speaker 1>to you. Do you know who it was? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>ever that white girl down the street I was used

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<v Speaker 1>to She looked a mess? Oh? Lord, I tell me,

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<v Speaker 1>that was the first time I was about this. I like,

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<v Speaker 1>I eat a drink. I was like eating pussy, but like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, kissing and liked gonna lead drive home to

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<v Speaker 1>my friend. Yeah, I dry my friend and I think

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<v Speaker 1>I was in fourth grade. Yeah. Yeah. We weren't like

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<v Speaker 1>getting each other, but we were like getting when you

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<v Speaker 1>first knew that pretty but this she was not pretty

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<v Speaker 1>at all. But it had nothing to do it pretty.

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<v Speaker 1>It's your genes. It's your genes. So if you knew

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<v Speaker 1>what that's, don't answer me that I think you're born.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're boring the way you are. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that as well. Okay, and then the last question is um,

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<v Speaker 1>actually no, this is the second last question. Have you

0:23:31.840 --> 0:23:37.960
<v Speaker 1>ever had anal sex, yes, but not deep. This is

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<v Speaker 1>weird answer, that's my answer answer. The head has definitely

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<v Speaker 1>gone in the absence you don't had anal sex. And

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, no, bro, I haven't gone all the way.

0:23:48.040 --> 0:23:50.200
<v Speaker 1>So we were talking on the phone. I don't know

0:23:50.240 --> 0:23:52.960
<v Speaker 1>if you guys have kept up. So lover boy gave

0:23:53.000 --> 0:23:54.800
<v Speaker 1>her a we vibe, which is a which is a

0:23:54.840 --> 0:23:58.480
<v Speaker 1>toy he can control that he can control while he's

0:23:58.480 --> 0:24:01.359
<v Speaker 1>a look that's I'm surpried. It's a great thing. Right.

0:24:01.520 --> 0:24:04.480
<v Speaker 1>So she's actually been putting in in her ass and

0:24:04.600 --> 0:24:07.800
<v Speaker 1>she's super excited about finally having anal sex with him.

0:24:08.040 --> 0:24:09.920
<v Speaker 1>So she was like, bro, I need you to give

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<v Speaker 1>me like the rules I'm giving anal sex. So I

0:24:12.600 --> 0:24:14.920
<v Speaker 1>was like, here you go. Are you ready? No, bitch,

0:24:15.200 --> 0:24:19.080
<v Speaker 1>the first rule is, bitch, don't eat. You can't eat that.

0:24:19.200 --> 0:24:21.200
<v Speaker 1>You know you gotta have anal sex. The day you're

0:24:21.200 --> 0:24:23.680
<v Speaker 1>about to have anal sex. You just stopped eating, You

0:24:23.840 --> 0:24:25.920
<v Speaker 1>just stopped talking. Well, you know what, because you don't

0:24:25.960 --> 0:24:27.480
<v Speaker 1>want I don't really need this, sham you. I got

0:24:27.560 --> 0:24:32.120
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of gays at home rules for your Yeah,

0:24:33.520 --> 0:24:36.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna yeah. So this is what I told her

0:24:36.760 --> 0:24:38.560
<v Speaker 1>last night. I was like, okay, don't eat. I said,

0:24:38.560 --> 0:24:42.080
<v Speaker 1>if you eat, eat some crackers and some water. And

0:24:42.200 --> 0:24:44.000
<v Speaker 1>then I also told her when when you go to

0:24:44.320 --> 0:24:47.280
<v Speaker 1>take a shower, um, this is where of course you

0:24:47.359 --> 0:24:49.400
<v Speaker 1>wash everything. But what you gotta do is you gotta

0:24:49.400 --> 0:24:51.040
<v Speaker 1>stick a little finger up your booty hole because you

0:24:51.080 --> 0:24:53.320
<v Speaker 1>don't want no ship. It's just sitting at the end

0:24:53.400 --> 0:24:56.720
<v Speaker 1>of your booty hole. Because that's that's gonna be the

0:24:56.800 --> 0:24:59.920
<v Speaker 1>first thing that coming on is my favorite episode you

0:25:00.200 --> 0:25:01.680
<v Speaker 1>So you literally we're gonna have to come back to

0:25:01.760 --> 0:25:03.960
<v Speaker 1>the topic. So you literally have to just you know,

0:25:04.359 --> 0:25:06.320
<v Speaker 1>stick your finger up down with a little bit soap

0:25:06.400 --> 0:25:08.239
<v Speaker 1>or whatever, but you gotta put your own finger in there,

0:25:08.280 --> 0:25:10.800
<v Speaker 1>get a loose a little bit, and pretty much clean

0:25:10.840 --> 0:25:14.480
<v Speaker 1>out the entrance of your ani if. Um. But and

0:25:14.560 --> 0:25:16.359
<v Speaker 1>then I told her you have to relax because that

0:25:16.760 --> 0:25:20.360
<v Speaker 1>is gonna hurt. But man, did you pre this happens

0:25:20.560 --> 0:25:24.760
<v Speaker 1>when I did it? It was not prearranged. It just happened.

0:25:26.480 --> 0:25:32.440
<v Speaker 1>Was there ship on that? Absolutely? So my friends said,

0:25:33.040 --> 0:25:38.119
<v Speaker 1>there's there's actually, um the top five antal douche that

0:25:38.560 --> 0:25:40.080
<v Speaker 1>Weezy was sent. So do you want to just run

0:25:40.119 --> 0:25:41.600
<v Speaker 1>down the list real quickly with that and just like

0:25:41.960 --> 0:25:44.560
<v Speaker 1>be like her number one keeping your ass clean. And

0:25:44.640 --> 0:25:46.280
<v Speaker 1>this is like an ofm mom. They call it fleet.

0:25:46.359 --> 0:25:49.680
<v Speaker 1>Now there's five rules. You can't just shove it in

0:25:49.840 --> 0:25:53.399
<v Speaker 1>even too clean your ass ruin the spincter muscle. Have

0:25:53.600 --> 0:25:55.840
<v Speaker 1>to literally louse it before you put it out of

0:25:55.840 --> 0:25:58.720
<v Speaker 1>your death. There's just something just happened when I was talking.

0:25:58.760 --> 0:26:00.159
<v Speaker 1>They made me realize you were sitting here, and it

0:26:00.200 --> 0:26:04.400
<v Speaker 1>made me feel so uncomfortable. Yeah, we're a little part.

0:26:05.640 --> 0:26:07.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's it, loup, because I've been shopping.

0:26:08.200 --> 0:26:12.280
<v Speaker 1>When you said my daughter is the best chicks, hold

0:26:12.280 --> 0:26:14.840
<v Speaker 1>no way. Let me let me tell you something. When

0:26:14.920 --> 0:26:17.399
<v Speaker 1>love her boys said to me, you're my top? Like

0:26:17.800 --> 0:26:19.280
<v Speaker 1>girl does ever given me a head? I told my

0:26:19.359 --> 0:26:21.920
<v Speaker 1>mom and she goes, I am so proud of you

0:26:23.880 --> 0:26:26.760
<v Speaker 1>is don't get to be proud, but the best chick? Sucker?

0:26:26.920 --> 0:26:31.040
<v Speaker 1>I got pleased. I think she phone drinks today. You

0:26:31.119 --> 0:26:34.159
<v Speaker 1>heard it, you heard it. We have one more one

0:26:34.240 --> 0:26:37.800
<v Speaker 1>last question, um regarding the have you ever segment and

0:26:37.880 --> 0:26:39.760
<v Speaker 1>the last one which we would love to hear a

0:26:39.800 --> 0:26:42.000
<v Speaker 1>story if you have one, is have you ever been

0:26:42.080 --> 0:26:48.119
<v Speaker 1>with someone famous? Don't even ask that. God, you know

0:26:49.520 --> 0:26:54.560
<v Speaker 1>she loved to tell the story. Hello, that's one of

0:26:54.640 --> 0:26:59.280
<v Speaker 1>my best friends, right and you can tell this now,

0:26:59.320 --> 0:27:03.119
<v Speaker 1>I don't have to. We'll be okay. He is a

0:27:03.240 --> 0:27:08.639
<v Speaker 1>very well known singer Spanish and he he and I

0:27:08.760 --> 0:27:11.080
<v Speaker 1>were best friends when I divorced. Then is really famous

0:27:12.160 --> 0:27:16.760
<v Speaker 1>my first husband, no, it was before him was the

0:27:16.800 --> 0:27:20.320
<v Speaker 1>most gorgeous man on earth. Oh my gosh, you guys

0:27:20.440 --> 0:27:23.959
<v Speaker 1>is too young. We are and uh, he's a very

0:27:24.040 --> 0:27:28.359
<v Speaker 1>famous actor. And when he fucked you, you had to say, daddy, daddy, daddy.

0:27:28.560 --> 0:27:32.879
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, the next question because and now and

0:27:32.960 --> 0:27:38.359
<v Speaker 1>then I got it's this guy. Oh wow. Um. He

0:27:38.520 --> 0:27:42.200
<v Speaker 1>liked to be called daddy. Dam was a lot of

0:27:42.240 --> 0:27:52.280
<v Speaker 1>ship um and then the godfather ship daddy. Right when

0:27:52.280 --> 0:27:54.680
<v Speaker 1>I divorced my first husband, his family was so rich

0:27:54.880 --> 0:27:57.280
<v Speaker 1>they said you have to find him. It's an accountant

0:27:57.280 --> 0:27:58.919
<v Speaker 1>because you're not coming back to us and ask us

0:27:58.960 --> 0:28:02.560
<v Speaker 1>for more money. So I found this accountant who represented

0:28:03.880 --> 0:28:07.800
<v Speaker 1>and he said you will be great together. I'm at

0:28:08.000 --> 0:28:11.760
<v Speaker 1>and he's a nice man, fabulous person, but there was

0:28:11.800 --> 0:28:13.840
<v Speaker 1>no connection. But he liked me as a person. So

0:28:13.960 --> 0:28:16.199
<v Speaker 1>I traveled all over the world with him and then

0:28:16.240 --> 0:28:17.760
<v Speaker 1>one day we were just like let's just do it.

0:28:18.040 --> 0:28:20.640
<v Speaker 1>Just where were you? Where were you in the world?

0:28:20.720 --> 0:28:24.840
<v Speaker 1>Where we were in Venezuela, Because I told himself, I

0:28:24.960 --> 0:28:29.119
<v Speaker 1>told with him, um and went on tour. Yes, not

0:28:29.240 --> 0:28:34.440
<v Speaker 1>as a singer. You were a group. He's like I said,

0:28:34.480 --> 0:28:37.960
<v Speaker 1>private plane, not bus. Back back then the group and

0:28:38.040 --> 0:28:41.160
<v Speaker 1>I still I saw them Vegas. But anyway, when I

0:28:41.320 --> 0:28:43.120
<v Speaker 1>had just looked at each other one night and just said,

0:28:43.160 --> 0:28:45.120
<v Speaker 1>let's just do it. And it was horrible. So we

0:28:45.280 --> 0:28:49.360
<v Speaker 1>just your friends after the bad. Absolutely, I used to

0:28:52.920 --> 0:28:56.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Oh, I'm sorry. His secretary and I we

0:28:56.080 --> 0:29:00.600
<v Speaker 1>would like fifty four fifty four. Well, this is what

0:29:00.760 --> 0:29:05.080
<v Speaker 1>this is. One I used to our words. If we

0:29:05.160 --> 0:29:07.000
<v Speaker 1>didn't like a girl and he had a lot of

0:29:07.040 --> 0:29:12.160
<v Speaker 1>beautiful women around him, this is you got to take

0:29:12.200 --> 0:29:17.400
<v Speaker 1>this part out. This is so it doesn't matter. She

0:29:17.800 --> 0:29:22.600
<v Speaker 1>not back then they didn't know from my source, but

0:29:22.720 --> 0:29:26.640
<v Speaker 1>you because you because they would not be with him,

0:29:26.680 --> 0:29:32.640
<v Speaker 1>you're not gonna be around us. You'll be got rid

0:29:32.680 --> 0:29:36.120
<v Speaker 1>of them. We're keeping all this ship. Okay, So the

0:29:36.240 --> 0:29:38.920
<v Speaker 1>next thing that we're gonna get into, um, as you

0:29:39.000 --> 0:29:41.880
<v Speaker 1>guys know, this is a show called Horrible Decisions. So

0:29:42.480 --> 0:29:44.520
<v Speaker 1>we are going to get into the part of our

0:29:44.640 --> 0:29:46.920
<v Speaker 1>horrible decision. How much time do we have loved? Is

0:29:46.960 --> 0:29:50.800
<v Speaker 1>it almost over? You don't just we got plenty of time,

0:29:50.840 --> 0:29:52.680
<v Speaker 1>We got plenty of tiger. Has it been at least

0:29:52.680 --> 0:29:56.040
<v Speaker 1>thirty minutes? Damn not think it's thirty minutes? I go,

0:29:56.240 --> 0:30:01.120
<v Speaker 1>that's right, not even sack. Even so we're going to

0:30:01.200 --> 0:30:04.240
<v Speaker 1>get into the horrible decision. I guess you want to

0:30:04.240 --> 0:30:07.600
<v Speaker 1>go ahead and introduce um This week, the segment is

0:30:07.800 --> 0:30:10.480
<v Speaker 1>pity sex. So I wanted to pick this because I

0:30:10.600 --> 0:30:12.520
<v Speaker 1>wanted my mom to tell one story that I'm always

0:30:12.520 --> 0:30:15.560
<v Speaker 1>tearing up laughing about. Oh lord. But so when I

0:30:15.600 --> 0:30:17.240
<v Speaker 1>thought about it, I'm like, I wonder why she did it,

0:30:17.320 --> 0:30:19.000
<v Speaker 1>and it's because a pity funk. I feel like I

0:30:19.120 --> 0:30:21.080
<v Speaker 1>know what they called on Sex and City mercy fuck,

0:30:21.280 --> 0:30:26.360
<v Speaker 1>mercy fuck. That's well, this is true because I didn't know.

0:30:26.600 --> 0:30:30.480
<v Speaker 1>She didn't know. But I do want to ask you,

0:30:31.000 --> 0:30:35.600
<v Speaker 1>have you ever sucked any guy off pity sex? Yeah,

0:30:36.000 --> 0:30:38.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm asking you, like, have you ever sucked someone because

0:30:38.280 --> 0:30:40.040
<v Speaker 1>he felt bad or something like? What was the reason

0:30:40.480 --> 0:30:43.160
<v Speaker 1>I've never slept with someone that I hadn't slept before,

0:30:43.280 --> 0:30:45.280
<v Speaker 1>Because like, I've never sucked someone because I felt sorry

0:30:45.360 --> 0:30:48.400
<v Speaker 1>for them. Okay, so yeah, but no, no, no, but

0:30:48.480 --> 0:30:50.520
<v Speaker 1>I've definitely had like a guy that sleft it before

0:30:50.520 --> 0:30:53.040
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, fine, yeah, me too. And then

0:30:53.200 --> 0:30:55.040
<v Speaker 1>he wanted around two, and I was like, I'm tired

0:30:55.080 --> 0:30:57.280
<v Speaker 1>and everyone knows that I go around two, three five,

0:30:57.400 --> 0:31:00.240
<v Speaker 1>hold on with him. I was like, this is like

0:31:01.000 --> 0:31:09.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm so good, actually go to sleep. Um. But yeah,

0:31:09.160 --> 0:31:11.800
<v Speaker 1>when it comes to pity sex, it hasn't been Yeah,

0:31:11.840 --> 0:31:14.320
<v Speaker 1>and like we were saying, it hasn't been to where

0:31:14.320 --> 0:31:16.479
<v Speaker 1>I've slept with someone because I felt sorry for them

0:31:16.560 --> 0:31:18.720
<v Speaker 1>or anything. It has normally been a guy that owed

0:31:18.760 --> 0:31:21.600
<v Speaker 1>them something. Oh I've never given. No, I don't know

0:31:21.800 --> 0:31:24.320
<v Speaker 1>nobody pussy for ship like, and I'll tell him I

0:31:24.360 --> 0:31:25.680
<v Speaker 1>don't give a funk how much you do for me?

0:31:25.720 --> 0:31:28.160
<v Speaker 1>God damn, this pussy ain't old. No, God damn. But

0:31:28.760 --> 0:31:31.320
<v Speaker 1>it ain't oh to nobody. But I definitely had to

0:31:31.360 --> 0:31:33.600
<v Speaker 1>where it's like I had company come over and maybe

0:31:33.640 --> 0:31:35.000
<v Speaker 1>they were over there for a long time, and it's

0:31:35.000 --> 0:31:38.200
<v Speaker 1>like maybe didn't even want to suck him, and I

0:31:38.240 --> 0:31:42.240
<v Speaker 1>could tell he was super recent pity sex sleeve sharing

0:31:42.440 --> 0:31:44.320
<v Speaker 1>my old investment banker that I was sleeping within when

0:31:44.360 --> 0:31:47.840
<v Speaker 1>I first moved to New York. He lost his job. Wait,

0:31:47.920 --> 0:31:49.600
<v Speaker 1>so you gave him pussy to make him feel better,

0:31:49.720 --> 0:31:54.640
<v Speaker 1>but he's still had a nice apartment. Listen, I work

0:31:55.120 --> 0:31:57.800
<v Speaker 1>on part and he's right down the block. Anybody's like,

0:31:57.840 --> 0:31:59.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm just having a really real time. I'm so stressed.

0:31:59.640 --> 0:32:01.320
<v Speaker 1>But was like, let me take you for a drink.

0:32:01.360 --> 0:32:03.080
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I really don't want to. I don't want

0:32:03.080 --> 0:32:06.000
<v Speaker 1>you to take me anywhere. Just just come over. I

0:32:06.080 --> 0:32:09.080
<v Speaker 1>can't take you to dinner anymore. Like I tired after work.

0:32:09.120 --> 0:32:13.400
<v Speaker 1>But I was like, I guess, you know, I mean

0:32:13.480 --> 0:32:15.360
<v Speaker 1>he did take me. This's a nice places. I was like,

0:32:15.480 --> 0:32:18.640
<v Speaker 1>what's new? Boo boo, don't do that. I hate you.

0:32:21.360 --> 0:32:24.160
<v Speaker 1>Don't let her do that. Okay, So I guess how

0:32:24.240 --> 0:32:26.520
<v Speaker 1>can we introduce the story? So you said it wasn't

0:32:26.520 --> 0:32:29.600
<v Speaker 1>pitty sex, So please share this story? Um about what

0:32:29.960 --> 0:32:32.200
<v Speaker 1>very true story? People, And you know I am crazy.

0:32:33.680 --> 0:32:38.920
<v Speaker 1>Claimer just hit My top was in Miami, and this

0:32:39.120 --> 0:32:42.800
<v Speaker 1>is before Miami became so fabulous. I had to get

0:32:42.800 --> 0:32:44.560
<v Speaker 1>out of New York because I was having way too

0:32:44.680 --> 0:32:48.000
<v Speaker 1>much fun. New York is fun, and I moved to

0:32:48.080 --> 0:32:50.360
<v Speaker 1>Miami met some people, had a great time and I

0:32:50.440 --> 0:32:54.280
<v Speaker 1>met this guy, very attractive, very nice, went to dinner,

0:32:54.640 --> 0:32:56.800
<v Speaker 1>and I wondered why he had a cane and he

0:32:56.920 --> 0:32:59.800
<v Speaker 1>lived and he said to me, oh, no, I just

0:33:00.040 --> 0:33:03.440
<v Speaker 1>had a little uh accident in the war. And I

0:33:03.520 --> 0:33:07.040
<v Speaker 1>was like, okay, no problem. Was his Pimpcaine? That's what

0:33:07.160 --> 0:33:10.120
<v Speaker 1>you thought? Yes? And then we went out a few

0:33:10.160 --> 0:33:12.400
<v Speaker 1>more times and I was like, Okay, the drinks good,

0:33:12.440 --> 0:33:17.400
<v Speaker 1>everything's good. Let's go to my apartment Miami Beach on

0:33:17.520 --> 0:33:22.480
<v Speaker 1>Collins Avenue. Um. So we get into bed and I

0:33:22.640 --> 0:33:27.480
<v Speaker 1>hear click click the man took his legs up. Wait

0:33:27.760 --> 0:33:30.080
<v Speaker 1>he did Wait what did he do? Took his legs off?

0:33:30.280 --> 0:33:32.960
<v Speaker 1>He took his legs off? He had no legs? He

0:33:33.200 --> 0:33:37.000
<v Speaker 1>click click? Was the was the detached? But did you

0:33:37.160 --> 0:33:39.360
<v Speaker 1>know this? No prior? He told me he had a

0:33:39.400 --> 0:33:42.800
<v Speaker 1>slight accident in the war. Wait what did you fuck

0:33:42.880 --> 0:33:46.600
<v Speaker 1>him with no leg Are you ready? So I hear

0:33:46.640 --> 0:33:50.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm already in bed, a little drunk, and I hear

0:33:50.320 --> 0:33:53.760
<v Speaker 1>click click. Don't I don't know that sound? And it's

0:33:53.800 --> 0:34:00.680
<v Speaker 1>something harmed on top of me. I saw. All I

0:34:00.800 --> 0:34:03.960
<v Speaker 1>felt was nothing, and I was like, let's get this

0:34:04.080 --> 0:34:07.960
<v Speaker 1>all up. Wait, but you like him? Go, I'm continuing,

0:34:08.160 --> 0:34:10.600
<v Speaker 1>you can't. You can say I don't think if you

0:34:10.680 --> 0:34:14.239
<v Speaker 1>can kiss. But the third dick did more leg the

0:34:14.360 --> 0:34:20.960
<v Speaker 1>third leg. The third well, he didn't have one leg. Leg.

0:34:21.080 --> 0:34:24.200
<v Speaker 1>That's at work. I don't care if you don't have legs.

0:34:24.239 --> 0:34:27.880
<v Speaker 1>But the third so you said you don't care if

0:34:27.920 --> 0:34:30.399
<v Speaker 1>a guy doesn't have legs as long as the third

0:34:30.520 --> 0:34:33.120
<v Speaker 1>leg work works. And if that don't work, I'm playing sleep.

0:34:33.200 --> 0:34:39.600
<v Speaker 1>So the next morning I hear click click, I don't know,

0:34:39.760 --> 0:34:42.120
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't a click. I see him wobble off to

0:34:42.239 --> 0:34:45.320
<v Speaker 1>the bathroom, and I'm attack. I'm playing sleep and he

0:34:45.440 --> 0:34:49.160
<v Speaker 1>called my name. I didn't answer, click click, and he

0:34:49.360 --> 0:34:51.960
<v Speaker 1>was out the door. And we did speak after that,

0:34:52.200 --> 0:34:57.440
<v Speaker 1>but we didn't screw three story. Oh my god, let

0:34:57.480 --> 0:34:59.920
<v Speaker 1>me tell you this real quick. Or you wanted to

0:35:00.080 --> 0:35:02.960
<v Speaker 1>talk about the topic of men who don't go down

0:35:03.040 --> 0:35:07.040
<v Speaker 1>on girls. Let's get to the questions we have questions about.

0:35:07.320 --> 0:35:08.960
<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to hear the question. This is getting

0:35:08.960 --> 0:35:10.680
<v Speaker 1>bad to me. Ask you another question. So you've had

0:35:10.680 --> 0:35:13.240
<v Speaker 1>a fut I've been really into this show called Daredevil

0:35:13.280 --> 0:35:15.480
<v Speaker 1>and it's based in my neighborhood. Hell's kitchen and the

0:35:15.600 --> 0:35:18.400
<v Speaker 1>guy's blind. Have you ever sucked a deaf guy or

0:35:18.400 --> 0:35:25.120
<v Speaker 1>a blind guy. I felt like, oh my god, I'm

0:35:25.120 --> 0:35:28.200
<v Speaker 1>not gonna lie. I was talking to this guy and

0:35:28.480 --> 0:35:30.879
<v Speaker 1>he was in a wheelchair and had a lot of money.

0:35:30.960 --> 0:35:34.880
<v Speaker 1>You know who I'm talking about. Oh yeah, so he

0:35:35.040 --> 0:35:38.239
<v Speaker 1>wasn't always though, he wasn't always fine so fine, So

0:35:38.440 --> 0:35:40.520
<v Speaker 1>he hasn't see if I can pull up a picture himself.

0:35:40.640 --> 0:35:43.000
<v Speaker 1>So I met him when I was I was thinking

0:35:43.040 --> 0:35:45.879
<v Speaker 1>about fifteen or sixteen at him every time. Well, he's

0:35:45.920 --> 0:35:47.480
<v Speaker 1>coming up here next month and wants to hang out.

0:35:47.520 --> 0:35:49.839
<v Speaker 1>He's super fun though. So when me and Weezy were

0:35:49.880 --> 0:35:52.080
<v Speaker 1>going out in Orlando, I met this guy at one

0:35:52.120 --> 0:35:54.040
<v Speaker 1>of the parties we went to. He was the security

0:35:54.080 --> 0:35:58.680
<v Speaker 1>at the door. Super handsome, light skinned, tall built like

0:35:58.880 --> 0:36:04.040
<v Speaker 1>super handsome guy. Um, and I moved to Atlanta. You

0:36:04.080 --> 0:36:07.640
<v Speaker 1>see him, she's showing you a picture right now. It's private.

0:36:08.560 --> 0:36:10.040
<v Speaker 1>Well I could probably get on it if I didn't

0:36:10.120 --> 0:36:13.160
<v Speaker 1>follow him. No, he's very cute. So I moved to Atlanta.

0:36:13.400 --> 0:36:15.920
<v Speaker 1>By the time I come back, apparently there was a

0:36:15.960 --> 0:36:18.360
<v Speaker 1>shooting at the club that he was working at and

0:36:18.640 --> 0:36:21.200
<v Speaker 1>he became paralyzed from the legs down. Do you remember

0:36:21.239 --> 0:36:23.800
<v Speaker 1>what clubs was? It was one of them, one of

0:36:23.840 --> 0:36:29.640
<v Speaker 1>the Jamaican clubs UM, but he ended up getting shot

0:36:29.760 --> 0:36:32.839
<v Speaker 1>on duty um and became paralyzed from the legs down.

0:36:33.000 --> 0:36:35.320
<v Speaker 1>From this, he got a huge fucking settlement from the

0:36:35.360 --> 0:36:38.440
<v Speaker 1>city and now it's sucking paid. And so he comes

0:36:38.480 --> 0:36:40.600
<v Speaker 1>out here like he is. Oh, he'd be on like

0:36:41.440 --> 0:36:45.759
<v Speaker 1>girls are still girls are still trying to well, you

0:36:46.080 --> 0:36:48.839
<v Speaker 1>still have his leg but he can't. They don't move.

0:36:50.920 --> 0:36:53.080
<v Speaker 1>Now I've never fucked him, and it's literally because I've

0:36:53.120 --> 0:36:55.960
<v Speaker 1>just been like, have you seen it his dick? No,

0:36:56.520 --> 0:37:01.719
<v Speaker 1>But when they didn't say them not not not the

0:37:01.800 --> 0:37:04.759
<v Speaker 1>neck down, he's just from the legs down, like yeah,

0:37:04.840 --> 0:37:07.680
<v Speaker 1>But but first off, I want you to know, my

0:37:07.840 --> 0:37:09.960
<v Speaker 1>legs is short. I don't like riding dick as it is,

0:37:10.080 --> 0:37:12.960
<v Speaker 1>and there I would have no other fucking choice but

0:37:13.200 --> 0:37:16.839
<v Speaker 1>to ride his dick. And he's like bigger now because

0:37:16.840 --> 0:37:19.200
<v Speaker 1>he's been in a chair. He can't exercise, so it's

0:37:19.239 --> 0:37:24.360
<v Speaker 1>just like he's a little bigger and my legs is

0:37:24.440 --> 0:37:29.440
<v Speaker 1>only but so long. So it's like everybody stretch them

0:37:29.840 --> 0:37:33.680
<v Speaker 1>at least, but everybody's gonna He's super popular, super popular,

0:37:33.719 --> 0:37:36.279
<v Speaker 1>and it's so crazy because he is super good looking

0:37:36.320 --> 0:37:39.879
<v Speaker 1>and he's super fucking cool. He's nice, he's super nice.

0:37:40.160 --> 0:37:42.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, don't tell me I have to fuck

0:37:43.600 --> 0:37:45.719
<v Speaker 1>sit on the wheel chair, sit right on top and

0:37:45.760 --> 0:37:58.280
<v Speaker 1>wheel let around. Oh my god, you can do it. Thanks,

0:37:58.440 --> 0:38:05.239
<v Speaker 1>thanks for being so thanks mom Um. I guess the

0:38:05.360 --> 0:38:07.200
<v Speaker 1>next thing that we're going to get into because I

0:38:07.239 --> 0:38:09.160
<v Speaker 1>think this is something that we want to share with

0:38:09.400 --> 0:38:13.719
<v Speaker 1>our followers. Um. Miss Jewel has a segment in which

0:38:13.760 --> 0:38:15.800
<v Speaker 1>she wants to share with you. If you are dealing

0:38:15.920 --> 0:38:18.640
<v Speaker 1>with a man and for whatever reason, you can't get

0:38:18.719 --> 0:38:22.520
<v Speaker 1>him to go down on you, we can read question.

0:38:22.520 --> 0:38:25.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if this is relative. Okay, So we

0:38:25.960 --> 0:38:28.080
<v Speaker 1>have a question I guess from one of our followers,

0:38:28.120 --> 0:38:31.440
<v Speaker 1>and Miss Jewel is going to give her insight on

0:38:31.560 --> 0:38:35.360
<v Speaker 1>it today. So this girl says, I love the subject

0:38:35.400 --> 0:38:38.480
<v Speaker 1>the anon a Miss Hoe, we the and Mandy. First off,

0:38:38.480 --> 0:38:40.160
<v Speaker 1>I want to say I love the podcast. I binge

0:38:40.239 --> 0:38:42.879
<v Speaker 1>listened to all episodes and two days you didn't read this. Nope,

0:38:42.880 --> 0:38:44.680
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even read it. I'm twenty four years old

0:38:44.840 --> 0:38:47.200
<v Speaker 1>and I'm thick in all the right places. I've been

0:38:47.200 --> 0:38:48.800
<v Speaker 1>in a relationship for a year and a half. In

0:38:48.840 --> 0:38:51.239
<v Speaker 1>the beginning, my boyfriend told me he just doesn't give head.

0:38:51.840 --> 0:38:54.560
<v Speaker 1>He's twenty three, I'm twenty five. In June, I really

0:38:54.640 --> 0:38:56.000
<v Speaker 1>liked him, so I thought I'd be able to turn

0:38:56.080 --> 0:38:57.520
<v Speaker 1>hi out and just make him starting and pussy. The

0:38:57.600 --> 0:38:59.560
<v Speaker 1>deeper we got into the relationship, the more I realized

0:38:59.560 --> 0:39:01.920
<v Speaker 1>how seth he was with me giving him head and

0:39:02.080 --> 0:39:03.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm not returning it. And I got more and more

0:39:03.719 --> 0:39:05.640
<v Speaker 1>irritated that he wouldn't return the favor. I told him

0:39:05.680 --> 0:39:07.640
<v Speaker 1>one day that I demand he'd start eating me out more,

0:39:07.680 --> 0:39:09.800
<v Speaker 1>and he said he would only do it in the shower.

0:39:10.280 --> 0:39:12.399
<v Speaker 1>I figured that was a good compromise, so I tried

0:39:12.440 --> 0:39:14.200
<v Speaker 1>it for a little bit, and I still wasn't satisfied.

0:39:14.280 --> 0:39:15.840
<v Speaker 1>One time I was giving him head on top of

0:39:15.920 --> 0:39:17.920
<v Speaker 1>him in sixty nine, I put my pussy in his

0:39:17.960 --> 0:39:19.560
<v Speaker 1>face to see what happened. He did a couple of

0:39:19.600 --> 0:39:24.759
<v Speaker 1>looks and stopped everybody. After the mediocre head he was

0:39:24.760 --> 0:39:26.520
<v Speaker 1>giving me, I decided to stop giving him head. He

0:39:26.560 --> 0:39:28.320
<v Speaker 1>got upset. We would argue all the time about the

0:39:28.400 --> 0:39:30.640
<v Speaker 1>lack of sex and head I was giving him. Although

0:39:30.680 --> 0:39:33.239
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't do it well, he does now give me head.

0:39:33.520 --> 0:39:36.040
<v Speaker 1>It's like a kitten licking its paw. I always think

0:39:36.080 --> 0:39:39.399
<v Speaker 1>about how my old guys would about my old dudes

0:39:39.440 --> 0:39:41.160
<v Speaker 1>and how good their dick was in their head game.

0:39:41.239 --> 0:39:42.959
<v Speaker 1>And I know I could have a guy do whatever

0:39:43.040 --> 0:39:45.799
<v Speaker 1>I want, and if I really wanted to, I could

0:39:45.880 --> 0:39:47.279
<v Speaker 1>cheat on him. And I want to cheat on him

0:39:47.280 --> 0:39:49.360
<v Speaker 1>so bad. It's so crazy because last week, if you

0:39:49.400 --> 0:39:52.000
<v Speaker 1>guys heard, we had a mail with the same problem

0:39:52.080 --> 0:39:56.320
<v Speaker 1>that he couldn't The only reason she stays because she

0:39:56.360 --> 0:39:57.880
<v Speaker 1>says he has a big gass dick and he's the

0:39:57.960 --> 0:39:59.640
<v Speaker 1>only guy that makes me come on a regular basis.

0:39:59.640 --> 0:40:01.200
<v Speaker 1>I've tried to break up with the multiple times, but

0:40:01.239 --> 0:40:03.120
<v Speaker 1>it's hard because we live together and he's super clingy.

0:40:03.160 --> 0:40:05.160
<v Speaker 1>What should I do? And if you think I should

0:40:05.160 --> 0:40:07.440
<v Speaker 1>break up with him, how do I do it? With love?

0:40:07.480 --> 0:40:11.719
<v Speaker 1>The anonymous hope? The anonymous hope. Okay, um, I guess

0:40:11.880 --> 0:40:14.120
<v Speaker 1>before me and we give our advice to to this

0:40:14.320 --> 0:40:17.840
<v Speaker 1>anonymous hope. Um, I guess when you first heard that

0:40:17.960 --> 0:40:19.600
<v Speaker 1>he wanted to do in the shower? What did you think?

0:40:19.960 --> 0:40:22.640
<v Speaker 1>That's the red flag? You need to stick your finger

0:40:22.760 --> 0:40:26.720
<v Speaker 1>in your pussy. Taste it first, if it doesn't taste

0:40:26.719 --> 0:40:29.920
<v Speaker 1>good to you, If not taste good to you, and

0:40:30.080 --> 0:40:32.000
<v Speaker 1>a lot of men. If you want to sleep around

0:40:32.120 --> 0:40:35.920
<v Speaker 1>A lot of men have complex is about giving women's

0:40:35.960 --> 0:40:39.520
<v Speaker 1>head because another man came inside of them. Well, and

0:40:39.600 --> 0:40:42.200
<v Speaker 1>I was just about to say, if you are anonymous, hope,

0:40:42.200 --> 0:40:44.960
<v Speaker 1>if you are having unprotected sex to the point where

0:40:45.000 --> 0:40:48.080
<v Speaker 1>he's coming in you, often that can actually often cause

0:40:48.200 --> 0:40:51.320
<v Speaker 1>a smell for a woman to be ejaculated. And honestly,

0:40:51.400 --> 0:40:54.920
<v Speaker 1>when I heard shower, that's a smell like and you

0:40:55.160 --> 0:40:57.040
<v Speaker 1>she she should have known by the way our engineer

0:40:57.120 --> 0:40:58.879
<v Speaker 1>was in here the second I said, only in the shower,

0:40:58.920 --> 0:41:05.200
<v Speaker 1>and he's a I don't like it. And then for

0:41:05.320 --> 0:41:07.640
<v Speaker 1>someone to say just the shower, that means he doesn't

0:41:07.680 --> 0:41:11.120
<v Speaker 1>feel And he also gave you a hint by saying

0:41:11.239 --> 0:41:13.320
<v Speaker 1>I'll do it, but do it in the shower, absolutely,

0:41:13.360 --> 0:41:16.480
<v Speaker 1>because he really is crazy about you. And I really

0:41:16.600 --> 0:41:20.400
<v Speaker 1>need to think you don't see understand it, and you

0:41:20.520 --> 0:41:24.719
<v Speaker 1>may not smell it, but do see a doctor absolutely

0:41:24.840 --> 0:41:27.239
<v Speaker 1>finger in yourself. I feel that because it doesn't even

0:41:27.280 --> 0:41:29.520
<v Speaker 1>sound like you realize that it could be said some

0:41:29.760 --> 0:41:32.520
<v Speaker 1>people don't know no, and and you'd be surprised, like

0:41:32.600 --> 0:41:35.320
<v Speaker 1>there's some women that aren't able to smell themselves, like

0:41:35.719 --> 0:41:39.160
<v Speaker 1>even growing up, um especially being in the locker room.

0:41:39.200 --> 0:41:40.800
<v Speaker 1>And I've been on a lot of teams, and of

0:41:40.880 --> 0:41:44.320
<v Speaker 1>course women menstrate. There's times where they don't even smell themselves,

0:41:44.400 --> 0:41:46.480
<v Speaker 1>misterating like, bro, it's time to change your tampon. Bro,

0:41:46.640 --> 0:41:48.920
<v Speaker 1>Like it's time to change your path. A lot of

0:41:48.960 --> 0:41:52.359
<v Speaker 1>people can't smell them. Kim has Um. She so my friend,

0:41:52.360 --> 0:41:54.400
<v Speaker 1>and I'm going to the wedding. Kim is like an

0:41:54.520 --> 0:41:57.120
<v Speaker 1>holistic doctor, so she knows a lot of natural stuff.

0:41:57.400 --> 0:42:00.040
<v Speaker 1>And I got really sick when I first moved to

0:42:00.120 --> 0:42:01.920
<v Speaker 1>New York, change of weather, and I was taking a

0:42:01.960 --> 0:42:07.080
<v Speaker 1>lot of antbiotics, and antibiotics are terrible. Sorry, she told me, like,

0:42:07.160 --> 0:42:08.960
<v Speaker 1>if you're taking antibiotics, you need to be careful with

0:42:09.040 --> 0:42:11.120
<v Speaker 1>your vagia. Anytime I go to the doctor and take

0:42:13.040 --> 0:42:16.000
<v Speaker 1>or or you ask for a diflucan. Diflucan is a pill.

0:42:16.239 --> 0:42:19.520
<v Speaker 1>It's a pill for it actually can stop you from

0:42:19.560 --> 0:42:22.239
<v Speaker 1>having east infection. So after you normally take your normal

0:42:22.320 --> 0:42:25.880
<v Speaker 1>dose of antibiotics. Um, and for any women listening, if

0:42:25.920 --> 0:42:28.000
<v Speaker 1>you ever go to a doctor and for whatever reason

0:42:28.080 --> 0:42:30.359
<v Speaker 1>you're sick or have an infection or anything and they

0:42:30.440 --> 0:42:33.840
<v Speaker 1>prescribe you antibiotics, ask for a dif flucan. It's literally

0:42:33.920 --> 0:42:35.800
<v Speaker 1>one pill so that you don't have to do monesta

0:42:35.960 --> 0:42:38.200
<v Speaker 1>or stickney nasty creams up your pussy. But it will

0:42:38.239 --> 0:42:40.719
<v Speaker 1>stop you from getting a yeast infection because antibiotics will

0:42:40.760 --> 0:42:42.840
<v Speaker 1>mess up your pH balance in your in your pussy.

0:42:43.000 --> 0:42:45.600
<v Speaker 1>So is important, right, that's the thing that causes sent

0:42:45.640 --> 0:42:47.239
<v Speaker 1>I mean like a problem with your smells. So I

0:42:47.280 --> 0:42:51.239
<v Speaker 1>would suggest panty liners like I go to so sorry daughter,

0:42:51.960 --> 0:43:00.799
<v Speaker 1>um pineapple juice, Oh make it sweet. I just feel

0:43:00.800 --> 0:43:05.520
<v Speaker 1>like you did society for the pineapple juice. You know

0:43:05.600 --> 0:43:09.239
<v Speaker 1>she wanted pineapple juice with this vodka we drinking. She

0:43:09.360 --> 0:43:12.000
<v Speaker 1>did pineapple juice. She ready for them. Juice is a

0:43:12.080 --> 0:43:15.080
<v Speaker 1>tight sweet girl. So I got the gym a lot right,

0:43:15.200 --> 0:43:18.319
<v Speaker 1>and sitting in went underwear, Like sweaty underwear can cause scent.

0:43:18.480 --> 0:43:22.279
<v Speaker 1>So use a lot of pantyliners, cotton underwear, especially with

0:43:22.440 --> 0:43:24.440
<v Speaker 1>like within the lining. That's really good for you too.

0:43:24.840 --> 0:43:28.760
<v Speaker 1>Don't use soaps with smells or douche like. Your vagina

0:43:28.840 --> 0:43:31.120
<v Speaker 1>is a self cleaning oven, just like keep it clean

0:43:31.320 --> 0:43:35.040
<v Speaker 1>like like there, so I actually um use like sometimes

0:43:35.120 --> 0:43:36.960
<v Speaker 1>just my hand. I don't use like a rag down there,

0:43:37.080 --> 0:43:39.239
<v Speaker 1>nothing like I'm not really clean, but not only that.

0:43:39.360 --> 0:43:41.920
<v Speaker 1>And I want to take this a little to the

0:43:41.960 --> 0:43:44.160
<v Speaker 1>side because I know it has hair that could cause

0:43:45.040 --> 0:43:46.520
<v Speaker 1>yeah hair as well. But I want to take it

0:43:46.560 --> 0:43:48.600
<v Speaker 1>away from the scent just a little bit, because we

0:43:48.640 --> 0:43:50.920
<v Speaker 1>do have a lot of male listeners. And you have

0:43:51.040 --> 0:43:53.279
<v Speaker 1>to realize too, if he sat here and told you

0:43:53.440 --> 0:43:56.400
<v Speaker 1>he don't do it a lot of times, maybe he was.

0:43:56.760 --> 0:43:59.600
<v Speaker 1>And it's fairly something that you think everyone does now,

0:43:59.800 --> 0:44:01.920
<v Speaker 1>But there are men that I don't want to keep

0:44:02.960 --> 0:44:07.600
<v Speaker 1>phobia about the same way. The same way Cutty Cutty

0:44:07.640 --> 0:44:09.760
<v Speaker 1>was on our show and she recently said she doesn't

0:44:09.840 --> 0:44:12.040
<v Speaker 1>like giving head. I think that's a pleasing thing too.

0:44:12.120 --> 0:44:14.279
<v Speaker 1>So it has to be someone who maybe genuinely wants

0:44:14.320 --> 0:44:17.040
<v Speaker 1>to please you. And so if he's someone who you

0:44:17.160 --> 0:44:21.400
<v Speaker 1>know doesn't want to give you, he could know somebody

0:44:21.520 --> 0:44:23.640
<v Speaker 1>told him he was bad at it, and he's got

0:44:23.719 --> 0:44:27.319
<v Speaker 1>a com and he can't have which might be which

0:44:27.520 --> 0:44:30.040
<v Speaker 1>might be? It might be why she comes every time

0:44:30.080 --> 0:44:31.960
<v Speaker 1>off his dick maybe his dicky game. So far. I

0:44:31.960 --> 0:44:33.560
<v Speaker 1>don't know if I told you this, mom, but the

0:44:33.680 --> 0:44:37.120
<v Speaker 1>last threeson that I had, he didn't go down on

0:44:37.280 --> 0:44:40.120
<v Speaker 1>me or hear did regad that because that's because some

0:44:40.320 --> 0:44:42.680
<v Speaker 1>men have a fold and I made it durs. I

0:44:42.760 --> 0:44:46.920
<v Speaker 1>know she didn't smell and his men also because it

0:44:47.000 --> 0:44:51.879
<v Speaker 1>was terrible, and I hate threesomes with no from the guy.

0:44:53.239 --> 0:45:01.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Whores who know old they're not good at it,

0:45:01.160 --> 0:45:05.160
<v Speaker 1>don't attempt it. Yeah, absolutely, they're not good. They're not good.

0:45:05.239 --> 0:45:08.800
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely absolutely, Like that's why I go down on balls

0:45:08.880 --> 0:45:10.719
<v Speaker 1>the way I do, because I know I do a

0:45:10.960 --> 0:45:16.000
<v Speaker 1>goddamn good job on ball with the dicker. But we

0:45:16.120 --> 0:45:18.440
<v Speaker 1>got a ball liquor and a dick sucker, and we

0:45:18.640 --> 0:45:20.040
<v Speaker 1>go at it because we know we're good at it.

0:45:20.280 --> 0:45:23.320
<v Speaker 1>I love you. I gave my job at work and

0:45:23.480 --> 0:45:26.600
<v Speaker 1>my blow one, and I'm just gonna you guys to

0:45:26.760 --> 0:45:29.600
<v Speaker 1>get more natural than this um. Also, by the way,

0:45:29.719 --> 0:45:31.920
<v Speaker 1>I am really being that, I'm like into the whole

0:45:31.920 --> 0:45:34.160
<v Speaker 1>open relationships and ship. I don't I'm not going to

0:45:34.239 --> 0:45:36.320
<v Speaker 1>tell you to cheat on them, So yeah, I wouldn't.

0:45:36.320 --> 0:45:39.120
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't suggest you to check it up. However, However,

0:45:39.320 --> 0:45:41.400
<v Speaker 1>if he wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on what you

0:45:41.520 --> 0:45:43.600
<v Speaker 1>just said, don't give up the relationship, don't, I wouldn't

0:45:43.640 --> 0:45:46.719
<v Speaker 1>say give up the relationship. If he and happy, I

0:45:46.719 --> 0:45:48.160
<v Speaker 1>don't know if I could do it. Let me tell

0:45:48.239 --> 0:45:53.719
<v Speaker 1>your father wasn't good. I was sorry. Some men you

0:45:53.880 --> 0:45:56.600
<v Speaker 1>just you just accept it. So what did you tell? Yeah,

0:45:57.200 --> 0:45:58.880
<v Speaker 1>so I said to my husband, you don't do a

0:45:58.920 --> 0:46:01.080
<v Speaker 1>good job, and I don't need it. It's fine, Okay,

0:46:01.280 --> 0:46:03.279
<v Speaker 1>Now she is saying she needs it. So this is

0:46:03.480 --> 0:46:07.080
<v Speaker 1>this is from Andy. Um, And I don't know if

0:46:07.120 --> 0:46:09.480
<v Speaker 1>it would be an option, but you could possibly get

0:46:09.520 --> 0:46:11.120
<v Speaker 1>it because I'm one of these type of girls. So

0:46:11.320 --> 0:46:13.880
<v Speaker 1>if it's something I think you can kind of buy. Um,

0:46:14.040 --> 0:46:16.680
<v Speaker 1>what is it? Two birds with one stone threesome? Have

0:46:16.840 --> 0:46:20.440
<v Speaker 1>a threesome, and and nine times out of ten you

0:46:20.520 --> 0:46:22.879
<v Speaker 1>could have the female give you the head that you want.

0:46:23.320 --> 0:46:26.120
<v Speaker 1>Why not, because if she is so into if you're

0:46:26.200 --> 0:46:29.200
<v Speaker 1>into the other partner, and that partner is doing better

0:46:29.239 --> 0:46:32.240
<v Speaker 1>than you, it's gonna be he's gonna feel so badly

0:46:32.320 --> 0:46:35.200
<v Speaker 1>you just feel even more. Actually, that's a fair point.

0:46:35.360 --> 0:46:38.440
<v Speaker 1>That's a fair point because a lot of they say

0:46:38.480 --> 0:46:40.520
<v Speaker 1>that about a lot of women when they bring in

0:46:40.640 --> 0:46:42.640
<v Speaker 1>someone else. I've never actually guest started a three pome.

0:46:42.640 --> 0:46:44.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to because what if she thinks it's

0:46:44.040 --> 0:46:46.400
<v Speaker 1>so funny. I have a couple, I'm talking to right now.

0:46:46.560 --> 0:46:49.759
<v Speaker 1>So I'm considering guest because it's my first couple where

0:46:49.760 --> 0:46:51.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, damn, the bitch is fine and the guy

0:46:51.360 --> 0:46:55.480
<v Speaker 1>look tender and her name is Amanda. Let me say

0:46:55.640 --> 0:46:59.080
<v Speaker 1>to Amanda's hold on one moment. We're talking, all right, Well,

0:46:59.560 --> 0:47:02.919
<v Speaker 1>so yeah, I'll be honest. My mom says, don't break

0:47:02.960 --> 0:47:04.560
<v Speaker 1>up with the Mandy says, don't break up with him.

0:47:04.600 --> 0:47:07.080
<v Speaker 1>But I would say, don't break up with him me there, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>go to a doctor first. She said, what should I do?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, mom, what We are? Not trying to be shady,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, but same, she's a very cute girl.

0:47:18.360 --> 0:47:21.479
<v Speaker 1>So I'm showing right now the girl and he's good looking.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a couple that I met that swinging. Oh no, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to read their bio because I want to see. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's really much of a bio. Really. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're looking and she looks good. Actually, we love travel,

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<v Speaker 1>live Oh god, no, yeah. I look at all the

0:47:40.080 --> 0:47:46.120
<v Speaker 1>hashtags for the memory, fitness, lovers, food, he's love to laugh. Yeah,

0:47:46.160 --> 0:47:48.960
<v Speaker 1>they're young. She's what is panda loving? What's a panda

0:47:49.680 --> 0:47:56.480
<v Speaker 1>like Amanda Panda? Her name is Amanda, assuming I don't

0:47:56.480 --> 0:47:58.839
<v Speaker 1>know what she goes. She called me panda, So maybe

0:47:58.880 --> 0:48:04.960
<v Speaker 1>it's black and white, she's yeah, maybe it's the biracial thing. Uh.

0:48:09.080 --> 0:48:13.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I can't find anything. The coolest animal ever,

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<v Speaker 1>A close friend that you tell everything to know, you're

0:48:15.760 --> 0:48:19.960
<v Speaker 1>looking for black and white? Yeah, it means black and white, Brocala,

0:48:21.080 --> 0:48:23.759
<v Speaker 1>hold on, wait what are you looking up? Bro? Read this?

0:48:24.360 --> 0:48:26.480
<v Speaker 1>What does this say? To read the small print? Handa?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh ships subby girl with a cute faith. Well maybe

0:48:33.640 --> 0:48:36.880
<v Speaker 1>that's me too. I don't care. I've already told you. Listen,

0:48:36.920 --> 0:48:39.680
<v Speaker 1>bit I embrace it all. I got a question that

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<v Speaker 1>I really like, and I think it would be really

0:48:41.680 --> 0:48:46.040
<v Speaker 1>good advice. Um one two girls actually asked this when

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<v Speaker 1>I told him you were coming on? What date? When

0:48:48.160 --> 0:48:50.160
<v Speaker 1>you really like someone? Is the number date to have

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<v Speaker 1>sex on? The date that makes you feel the most comfortable,

0:48:54.480 --> 0:48:58.640
<v Speaker 1>the date that you're supposed you'll know you'll feel it.

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<v Speaker 1>So what do you think about sex on the first aid? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the chemistry and that's all. It is my mother's child,

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<v Speaker 1>I would say, the same thing. Can I tell your

0:49:09.600 --> 0:49:12.759
<v Speaker 1>list is one thing? This is for female and male?

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<v Speaker 1>What you gotta tell him when you want to if

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<v Speaker 1>you really like someone, piss them off. If you could

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<v Speaker 1>piss someone off and let's see the highest level of

0:49:24.560 --> 0:49:28.040
<v Speaker 1>madness and you can still survive, then that's the partner

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<v Speaker 1>for you. So you think that pissing someone off to

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<v Speaker 1>see that crazy, how crazy they can get. Then you say,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, he's you know I can do you

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<v Speaker 1>know something? It is nothing to do with you. I

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<v Speaker 1>never forget it. I don't I've done it once or

0:49:41.920 --> 0:49:44.800
<v Speaker 1>twice I did, but you already know even crazy. But

0:49:45.080 --> 0:49:47.040
<v Speaker 1>you said you used to walk down the street with

0:49:47.080 --> 0:49:49.959
<v Speaker 1>your husband, and she says, you know what, I usually

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<v Speaker 1>just want on the mental look. I used to make

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<v Speaker 1>a face like at them, so they turn around and

0:49:54.760 --> 0:49:56.279
<v Speaker 1>stare at me, and my husband be like, why is

0:49:56.280 --> 0:49:58.520
<v Speaker 1>he looking at you? I don't know, no, no, no,

0:49:58.719 --> 0:50:00.839
<v Speaker 1>But I had a very jealous husband, and my first

0:50:00.920 --> 0:50:05.120
<v Speaker 1>husband was extremely jokes. But to piss him off, I

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<v Speaker 1>would stick my tongue out to people walking towards me man,

0:50:08.840 --> 0:50:10.960
<v Speaker 1>and they would take a double turn and he why

0:50:11.040 --> 0:50:14.640
<v Speaker 1>is he lucky at your Why is he lucky at larious?

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<v Speaker 1>Walk a few feet ahead of your man, do something

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<v Speaker 1>crazy with your face and people will turn around. I

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<v Speaker 1>have one more question. This is my question to you. So, man,

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<v Speaker 1>do you know I want to want a boyfriend and

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<v Speaker 1>a girlfriend, and um, we've been talking about a lot

0:50:30.600 --> 0:50:32.600
<v Speaker 1>and people say a man won't really love you if

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<v Speaker 1>you do this, blah blah blah. And I know sometimes

0:50:34.280 --> 0:50:36.680
<v Speaker 1>you feel weird about me talking about especially a lover boy.

0:50:37.760 --> 0:50:41.239
<v Speaker 1>What would you do if years down road, you know

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<v Speaker 1>I had a boyfriend a girlfriend, we'd love together? Whatever

0:50:43.080 --> 0:50:45.600
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't borrow me a damn bit? What if I didn't

0:50:45.600 --> 0:50:47.000
<v Speaker 1>want to have kids and they did? Would you think

0:50:47.040 --> 0:50:48.960
<v Speaker 1>that was a grandkid? What time for me to party?

0:50:49.280 --> 0:50:51.480
<v Speaker 1>I know that's right, plan on being in a bar

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<v Speaker 1>till i'm savy. Do you think if I had a

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<v Speaker 1>boyfriend and a girlfriend and you know we were married,

0:50:56.280 --> 0:50:58.480
<v Speaker 1>do you think would you be weirded out? If my

0:50:58.600 --> 0:51:01.319
<v Speaker 1>husband had a kid with our girl friend? Don't give

0:51:01.320 --> 0:51:04.000
<v Speaker 1>a ship, be happy. You would not be weird, not

0:51:04.200 --> 0:51:09.480
<v Speaker 1>at all, not at all where on your life. I

0:51:09.560 --> 0:51:13.080
<v Speaker 1>don't see where it's weird. Just be happy. Life is short,

0:51:13.320 --> 0:51:16.239
<v Speaker 1>I agree, But remember I will be in the bar

0:51:16.320 --> 0:51:20.680
<v Speaker 1>when you want me to babysit. Well, are we really done?

0:51:21.920 --> 0:51:24.960
<v Speaker 1>There was like so much I have we are no

0:51:25.160 --> 0:51:28.279
<v Speaker 1>no no, not want to hear about anymore, but let's

0:51:28.320 --> 0:51:32.560
<v Speaker 1>just no more. I had a threesome and enjoyed women

0:51:32.640 --> 0:51:36.080
<v Speaker 1>and everything else can talk about. Studio fifty four really

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<v Speaker 1>went on. Well, guys, if you guys, this was an

0:51:39.960 --> 0:51:41.799
<v Speaker 1>amazing episode and I hope you guys enjoyed it as

0:51:41.880 --> 0:51:44.480
<v Speaker 1>much as we enjoyed recording it for you guys, UM,

0:51:44.960 --> 0:51:47.920
<v Speaker 1>as always, you're more than welcome to send us in

0:51:48.320 --> 0:51:51.680
<v Speaker 1>your stories your horrible decisions or I can ask my

0:51:51.760 --> 0:51:53.040
<v Speaker 1>mom if you want to, but they're like wait wait

0:51:53.040 --> 0:51:56.440
<v Speaker 1>wait she's gone, or you're more than welcome to go

0:51:56.440 --> 0:51:58.920
<v Speaker 1>ahead and ask us for your advice. UM, and you

0:51:59.000 --> 0:52:01.239
<v Speaker 1>can go ahead and send us the those questions on

0:52:01.360 --> 0:52:04.120
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0:52:04.160 --> 0:52:05.960
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0:52:10.280 --> 0:52:14.480
<v Speaker 1>guys can reach me on Twitter and Instagram at full

0:52:14.520 --> 0:52:16.839
<v Speaker 1>Court pumps and where can they reach your as I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just on Instagram w e eazy y w ts And

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<v Speaker 1>thank you guys so very much again for making horrible

0:52:23.400 --> 0:52:26.320
<v Speaker 1>decisions with us and that is a rap. Thank you

0:52:26.480 --> 0:52:29.320
<v Speaker 1>so very much for coming in Mama wheezy. We have

0:52:29.440 --> 0:52:31.960
<v Speaker 1>had a blast and you were so amazing. This is

0:52:32.000 --> 0:52:34.960
<v Speaker 1>like a reunion, this is you haven't seen Mandy and like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, at least five six I hope not.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you well, thank you guys again, and until next week,

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<v Speaker 1>Bye bye,