1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:06,279 Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back earl. 2 00:00:06,519 --> 00:00:13,280 Speaker 2: Arms speak text to seventy eight five nine two says 3 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:16,400 Speaker 2: I just ate a frozen microwave meal from my freezer 4 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:18,599 Speaker 2: that expired nine years ago. 5 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 3: Years. 6 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:23,360 Speaker 4: But it's frozen, don't they only They only mean that 7 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,400 Speaker 4: if it's not frozen, then it's expired. 8 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:31,040 Speaker 5: Fright, They say, currently fine, But if I don't text 9 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:32,920 Speaker 5: in tomorrow, something bad happen. 10 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:35,800 Speaker 6: Oh no, listen, they say, no risk. 11 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:38,680 Speaker 5: No reward, Okay, And it's definitely a risk coming on 12 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:42,839 Speaker 5: to a nationally syndicated morning show to tell everybody your secrets. 13 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,360 Speaker 1: But the reward is. 14 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,320 Speaker 6: The opportunity to speak with radio legend. 15 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,920 Speaker 1: Brooke Fox Wow normally. 16 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 5: Charges money for normies to talk directly to her, So 17 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 5: at the end of the day when we leave, we did. 18 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:56,920 Speaker 4: By the way, I haven't gotten your payment this week. 19 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 1: Sure, I'm good for it. 20 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:02,480 Speaker 5: Just wait for the But this is a very special 21 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:05,240 Speaker 5: opportunity for today's caller who's chosen to go by the 22 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:08,680 Speaker 5: fake name Julie. So Julie, welcome to the show. 23 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:10,479 Speaker 3: Hi, how's it going? 24 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,760 Speaker 4: That will be twenty five dollars, Julie. I mean, if 25 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:14,199 Speaker 4: you wanted. 26 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:20,119 Speaker 6: We'll get your debit card number. When this is over, 27 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:21,000 Speaker 6: let the voice. 28 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,560 Speaker 3: Changers before we hang up. 29 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:25,640 Speaker 5: Right, you are the mass speaker now, so whenever you're ready, 30 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:26,800 Speaker 5: let's hear your confession. 31 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:29,880 Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, Okay, a few years ago, I auditioned 32 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:30,760 Speaker 3: for American Idol. 33 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,319 Speaker 4: You auditioned for American Idol. That's so yeah. 34 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,800 Speaker 3: It was a dream come true obviously, Oh. 35 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,760 Speaker 4: My god, you must be such an amazing singer. 36 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:41,319 Speaker 3: Realistically, I didn't think I had a shot. 37 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:42,399 Speaker 4: I did. 38 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:45,600 Speaker 3: I went past the first round. 39 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's cool. 40 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 1: Congrass. 41 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:52,440 Speaker 3: I was stunned and excited, and they fly out to 42 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 3: LA for the next roun of filming. The first day 43 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:58,880 Speaker 3: I got there, it was just surreal. Wow, all these 44 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:03,240 Speaker 3: producers and cameras and staff. The whole thing was like. 45 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 4: Is Ryan Seacrest still hosting that show? I really honestly 46 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,240 Speaker 4: don't know so many things. 47 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 5: I would call and ask him, but he charges even 48 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:13,639 Speaker 5: more money than bros to talk to him. 49 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:17,560 Speaker 1: So another radio host. Yeah, okay, how cool though. 50 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,920 Speaker 3: And the thing you don't realize until you actually do 51 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:24,040 Speaker 3: it is how much time you spend as a contestant, 52 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:27,840 Speaker 3: really just waiting around for filming, and I had just 53 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 3: flown in and I hadn't eaten in forever. I was starving, lightheaded, starving. 54 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 3: But the catering, like the lunchboxes for contestants, they hadn't 55 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:43,120 Speaker 3: gotten there yet. Okay, okay, I'm wandering around and I 56 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:49,440 Speaker 3: see this really really good looking avocado quen wah protein 57 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 3: bowl thing with salm and it. He's sitting on a 58 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,960 Speaker 3: table near addressing room. It's just right there. There's no name, 59 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:57,880 Speaker 3: no sign, it was just there. 60 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:00,240 Speaker 4: You should always trust fish that's just been left out. 61 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:04,519 Speaker 3: Who At that point, I just heard choir of angels 62 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:06,560 Speaker 3: singing behind me, like and it had been leapt before me. 63 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:10,960 Speaker 3: So I grabbed it, got a fork, and I started 64 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:17,800 Speaker 3: showing down on top of it. Being as angelic looking 65 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:21,920 Speaker 3: it was angelic tasting. I was thinking, I had no 66 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:27,120 Speaker 3: idea that the contestants would get food. This could it was. 67 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 1: Right, Your prayers have been answered. 68 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:35,320 Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden, a producer walks by, 69 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:38,760 Speaker 3: looks at me and goes, where did you get that? 70 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 2: Oh? 71 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,800 Speaker 4: No, that question always means you're in trouble. 72 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 5: Yeah, you could obviously tell something was wrong, something. 73 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:50,760 Speaker 3: Was most certainly not right. Immediately turns around. She starts 74 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:56,120 Speaker 3: whispering something into her headset, and like thirty seconds later, 75 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 3: someone sprints out of the dressing room and yells, did 76 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,200 Speaker 3: someone eat eat Perry's lunch? 77 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:09,200 Speaker 1: Oh my god, what did you do? 78 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:15,200 Speaker 4: Pos? You're like mid bight, You're like me still. 79 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 3: They told me to go back to the waiting area 80 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:22,520 Speaker 3: with the other contestants, and I blinked, and I was 81 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 3: in the bathroom, locked myself in a stall, and I 82 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,240 Speaker 3: just sat there as anyone would do. 83 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,479 Speaker 5: You didn't even want to be around the people anymore, 84 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,080 Speaker 5: just in total shame. 85 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:34,440 Speaker 3: I'm in there for like twenty minutes, one hundred years, 86 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:37,839 Speaker 3: who knows how much. If I'm actually fast, I'm thinking 87 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:41,360 Speaker 3: that's it. I'm done. I'm not even gonna make it 88 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,480 Speaker 3: back to the dressing room to pick up my things. 89 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:47,200 Speaker 3: I'm going to get escorted out. And to my shot, 90 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,480 Speaker 3: nothing happened. 91 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,200 Speaker 4: Oh you mean they just ordered Katie another salad. 92 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,480 Speaker 3: Well, I don't know about that, but I was I 93 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:57,560 Speaker 3: did not meet my fate as soon as I walked 94 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:58,400 Speaker 3: out of the bathroom. 95 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 6: Okay, I'm sure let their fees. 96 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:05,159 Speaker 3: A person who left the lunch sitting out I blame Yeah, 97 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:07,120 Speaker 3: I blame the producer or whoever you know. 98 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,480 Speaker 4: And I did. 99 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,240 Speaker 3: I did get to do my next audition, and I 100 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:15,120 Speaker 3: was waiting for Katie to say something to me, but 101 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:19,360 Speaker 3: she didn't. Now, to be fair, she did look really 102 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,400 Speaker 3: tired and cranky during my. 103 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:24,200 Speaker 4: Performing because she was angry. 104 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:29,160 Speaker 3: I say, I've always figured it was just because I 105 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:30,440 Speaker 3: accidentally stole her lunch. 106 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:32,839 Speaker 1: Yeah, how did the audition go? 107 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:38,000 Speaker 3: I didn't make the next round. I probably didn't deserve to. 108 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,800 Speaker 4: And wow, you're really beating yourself up over this. 109 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:44,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a weird thing to be on American Idol 110 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:51,920 Speaker 3: auditions and eat Katie Perry's lunch. I would tell everyone 111 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:54,320 Speaker 3: every profile or social media everything I have. 112 00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:00,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, right, okay, I'm sure you know. 113 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:03,240 Speaker 3: I bet Katie listens to you guys. 114 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:06,120 Speaker 4: So sure, Oh yeah, thats us. We're number one with 115 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,760 Speaker 4: a list singers. Oh yeah, right, So. 116 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:11,840 Speaker 3: Katie, I'm so sorry that I ate you. 117 00:06:14,279 --> 00:06:15,360 Speaker 1: Got an apology out. 118 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:17,560 Speaker 4: He's been living with that for a long time, so 119 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:18,560 Speaker 4: she can finally let go. 120 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:21,080 Speaker 5: In fact, it's the number one issue that she's struggling 121 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:22,400 Speaker 5: with in her life right now. 122 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:24,200 Speaker 1: Who ate my lunch? Years ago? 123 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:27,880 Speaker 3: It was the most delicious salmon I have ever had 124 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:29,960 Speaker 3: in my life, though, I guess it was amazing. 125 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:31,960 Speaker 1: Okay, well that's good. 126 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,039 Speaker 5: Well do you feel better now that you got that 127 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:36,960 Speaker 5: off your chest finally after all those years? 128 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:40,039 Speaker 4: Okay, good dude. I just want to know where it 129 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:41,520 Speaker 4: came from. I want to order one. 130 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,680 Speaker 6: Yeah, I want to steal an a list celebrities lunch too. 131 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:48,040 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's happening, and text in seven, eight, five, 132 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,840 Speaker 5: nine too. If you have a confession you've been holding 133 00:06:49,839 --> 00:06:52,080 Speaker 5: on to, we can hide your identity, mask your voice, 134 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:53,600 Speaker 5: and make you our next mass speaker. 135 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:54,640 Speaker 1: Your phone TAP's coming 136 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:57,000 Speaker 4: Out, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.