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Speaker 1: Not after you get successful. You know you you learn

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Speaker 1: He's fighting for Republicans to remain in control of the Congress.

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Speaker 1: You allow the wrong people to get into office, things

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Speaker 1: could change, and you know he's talking to The President

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Speaker 1: told a Kansas rally that the delay in confirming Brett

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Speaker 1: Kavanaugh to the High Court actually was a good thing

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Speaker 1: because it energized Republican voters, and that sentiment is actually

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Speaker 1: reflected in recent polls. Okay, voting enthusiasm among the Democrats, though,

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Speaker 1: has been higher since Trump's election. A five point nine

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Speaker 1: earthquake struck northern Haiti early Saturday evening, killing at least

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Speaker 1: eleven people injuring about a hundred eighty others, poppling a

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Speaker 1: church in auditorio or a police station in one town,

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Speaker 1: and homes in several cities. Sorry say, the quake was

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Speaker 1: felt in the capitol Port of Prince, but there was

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Speaker 1: no damage, and there was subtle shakes felt in the

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Speaker 1: Dominican Republic. In eastern Cuba, you may remember a seven

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Speaker 1: point one quake struck near the capitol, killing more than

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Speaker 1: two hundred thousand Haitians and leaving billions in damage. The

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Speaker 1: US war in Afghanistan began seventeen years ago this week. However,

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Speaker 1: Osama bin Laden wasn't found until ten years later. Of course,

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Speaker 1: you know that was under the Obama administration. He was

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Speaker 1: found hiding in neighboring Pakistan. More than dred American troops

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Speaker 1: have been killed thus far in Afghanistan. In his debut

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Speaker 1: with the Carolina Panthers yesterday's safety, Eric Read took an

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Speaker 1: eat during the national anthem before yesterday's game. However, none

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Speaker 1: of his teammates joined in. Back in You know, Eric

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Speaker 1: Read was one of those who joined his fellow in

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Speaker 1: San Francisco for nine are Colin Kaepernick in his silent

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Speaker 1: protest against racism and brutal policing. Finally, today is not

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Speaker 1: only Columbus Day, but it's also American Touch Tag Day

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Speaker 1: with my mone I need you Town Town. That's Kevin

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Speaker 1: Little Okay, thank you, Tank you to touch Okay? Ears up.

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Speaker 1: Find out if Funky Steve is better than his nephew.

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Speaker 1: We'll see. We'll be back in twenty mins after the

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Speaker 1: hour on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We're in the middle of

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Speaker 1: this segment called I'm Becoming My parents and Jay and

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey are are letting us know that they're saying

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Speaker 1: things to the same thing. We haven't come up with

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Speaker 1: nothing new. You got one? You got one. Scratch on

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Speaker 1: that wall is scratch on your you betta say it?

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Speaker 1: That's me. Now, put a scratch on that wall and

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Speaker 1: scratch scratch on that wall. That means you really want

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Speaker 1: to scratch on your behind that wall? How about I

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Speaker 1: don't know if it could be done, but I damn

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Speaker 1: never got beat to what I thought it was gonna

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Speaker 1: come up. I will beat all all the black Hawks

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Speaker 1: said that I will be like all the black I

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Speaker 1: don't know I happen. I don't know if we can

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Speaker 1: go down that. You're standing in that refrigerator. Don't like

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Speaker 1: your box? What's the what's the time living on that? No,

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Speaker 1: you gotta get in and get out. Somebody needs to

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Speaker 1: tell me while all these lights is on, I need

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Speaker 1: to know that that that's my husband. Yeah, I need

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Speaker 1: to know WHI all these lights is on? Yess I'm

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Speaker 1: tired called junior. Yeah, okay. This this is dedicated to color.

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Speaker 1: This is Pat Boltoner's love mama. Huh. If you can

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Speaker 1: hum me, you can hear men about to make me cry.

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Speaker 1: If you can, you can hear me. Oh, this is

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Speaker 1: Brown's special. Mama was a heavy, little heavy, heavy on

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Speaker 1: the stock his side, so this is her pattern. Don't

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Speaker 1: make me run after you, and she couldn't run anyway,

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Speaker 1: But don't make me run after you. You know you

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Speaker 1: didn't want that. Let me don't walk back in and

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Speaker 1: take this because it will be neither. This one is

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Speaker 1: dedicated to Shirley's mama, Miss Helen, sit down, everyone has

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Speaker 1: seen you. All right, We'll be right back with more

489
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Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, it is time

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Speaker 1: for comedy Roulette, and Jay explained it to us the people.

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Speaker 1: We have to explain it every week because we get

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Speaker 1: new listeners, rand new people who listen. Man, I love radio.

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Speaker 1: May you know Steve has no we have coming to Roulette.

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Speaker 1: This is where we take bad subjects. We put the

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Speaker 1: subjects on the wheel. We spun the wheel around and

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Speaker 1: around and around where the wheel stops will do the

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Speaker 1: damn thing. What are the subjects? You're ready? Here we go.

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Speaker 1: Number one, I apologize baby. This is the first time

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Speaker 1: this has ever happened. Number two, Well, when is the

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Speaker 1: baby going to sleep? That is met? Number three? How

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Speaker 1: long is he going to stay in the sixth grade?

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Speaker 1: Once again? Number four, Well you're big and bad, come

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Speaker 1: on down here. Okay. Number five, I didn't get fired.

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Speaker 1: They just tripping at the job. Okay, And here's a bonus.

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Speaker 1: Number six. If you buy cheap stuff, it doesn't last. Alright,

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Speaker 1: it's been a day. That's when you want. You did

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Speaker 1: not want. Number one. I apologize baby. This is the

509
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Speaker 1: first time this has ever happened. Oh, you don't want

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Speaker 1: that one. You know. The problem is it's you used

511
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Speaker 1: the problem. I can't constrate because of you. You're doing

512
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Speaker 1: something to me make me lose my consultation and whatever

513
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Speaker 1: it is, stop it. You need to focus. Was personal

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Speaker 1: that I wanted to stop. Man, Okay, well look at,

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Speaker 1: look at I want to apologize that hasn't never having

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Speaker 1: folks with me, and the microt wave went off. At

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Speaker 1: the same time, I want to say I'm sorry that

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Speaker 1: no I was through any Listen, listen, listen, I apologize.

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Speaker 1: This is the first time this has ever happened. I

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Speaker 1: dreamed I was peeing, all right, That's why we're both

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Speaker 1: laying here with IM just saying this time I was

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Speaker 1: in my dream. When you're twelve, you can't come. Damn, David,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, little this is first time that's ever happened.

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Speaker 1: But I ain't never been in a committed relationship. I

525
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Speaker 1: didn't know the rule. I'm so so she's putting her

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Speaker 1: clothes on right now. Okay, baby, is just the first

527
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Speaker 1: time this has ever happened to me. And since we

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Speaker 1: had worked out a payment and it was so quick

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Speaker 1: on my part, get somebody that money back. I didn't

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Speaker 1: have to pay the full price. Okay, I said that.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Listen, I really really am sorry.

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Speaker 1: I know I asked for some doing the commercial break

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Speaker 1: and finished in the commercial. I'm so sorry. It's for you.

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Speaker 1: Ain't even back on. They never happen before. Ever. She

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Speaker 1: over here in the pool would have the Kenny, and

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to teach her how to swim. I apologize.

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Speaker 1: It's the first hand. It's ever hand teach the girl

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Speaker 1: how to swim. Baby, baby, baby, I'm sorry. I didn't

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Speaker 1: know it was your mom. Well I had no I did,

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Speaker 1: all right. Listen up next, it's the nephew, the King

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Speaker 1: of Pranks, with a prank phone call. Right after this,

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Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right now,

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Speaker 1: the nephew is here with another prank phone call. What

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Speaker 1: you got? Got it for you? And then when I

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Speaker 1: when we get through with this, I got a proposition

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Speaker 1: for my uncle. So it's gonna be a good one, y'all.

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Speaker 1: But the name of the prank is you sent my

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Speaker 1: wife some pictures. You sent my wife some pictures. Here

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Speaker 1: you go, now I speak to trouble. Hey man. You've

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Speaker 1: been sending pictures of uh, your damn stomach to my

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Speaker 1: wife phone. Hey man, have y'all been sending pictures of

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Speaker 1: your muscles on your stomach to my wife phone? With

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Speaker 1: this this fish right here? This fisher man. My name

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Speaker 1: is Fisher, but they call me fish. What I want

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Speaker 1: to know from you? Have you been sending pictures of

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Speaker 1: your stomach to my wife phone? Man? I don't know

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Speaker 1: there you're telling about, playboy. I don't tell me with

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Speaker 1: this sending pictures. And if I ain't not of you,

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Speaker 1: it is my business. That's my wife. Then you say,

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Speaker 1: you boy, you must ain't got you must ain't ripped

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Speaker 1: up like me or something you were read about them

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Speaker 1: sending this something. Hey manes, don't call I got some business.

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Speaker 1: My business is my wife. Man. Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now when I want to

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Speaker 1: find you. If the same muscles that's on her phone

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Speaker 1: is up underneath your shirt, I'm whooping your I ain't

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Speaker 1: hard to find playboy, you can find me. And if

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Speaker 1: I am sending pitts to your wife, she must like it.

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Speaker 1: Play No, you're being disrespectful, is what you're doing. You

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Speaker 1: understand you've been dodd up calling me on the phone

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Speaker 1: with you real, check somebody else about this here? Before

572
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Speaker 1: I had your wife repping on my stomach? Hey man,

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Speaker 1: who you hey? See who you calling on? Man? Who

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Speaker 1: do you think you? Hey? Hey? Who you think you talk?

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something? Okay, tell us that time

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Speaker 1: on my phone about the picture, because I damn them

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Speaker 1: if I find out them your muscles on my what

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Speaker 1: Obviously you found my phone number, so I guess you

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Speaker 1: can find me home? Boy, ain't you about this here?

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Speaker 1: Where are you? Let's get I'm ask your wife where

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Speaker 1: I mit where she is? My wife is at work

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Speaker 1: right now if you think so? How do you think

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Speaker 1: she got some pictures on? Boy? Hey? Man, I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you what when I find you. When I find you

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Speaker 1: a little disrespectful a wife where I met? Wait? Boy

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Speaker 1: calling me? Just open? Oh it's the cure. You must

587
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Speaker 1: not be ripped up like me. Hey man, hey, hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: I got I got muscles on my stomach. I got

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Speaker 1: them right now to get these get this stumm right

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Speaker 1: for your wife? How about this here? I know who

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Speaker 1: your wife feels not. I know who see him too? Okay, well,

592
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Speaker 1: and I'll be calling her. I'm calling her letting her

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Speaker 1: know what's going on check this out. She like my

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Speaker 1: stummer too. Yeah, yeah, you like that. No, No, I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what. I tell you what. She gonna like

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Speaker 1: it when I get to hug and I'm gonna let

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Speaker 1: your wife know what's going on around here. Man, you

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Speaker 1: don't know nothing about my wife. Me, my wife and

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Speaker 1: your wife might be rubbing the call at home. You

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Speaker 1: don't know nothing about hey. Man, you ain't gonna be

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Speaker 1: disrespectful to me. Man, I haven't told you once. Don't

602
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Speaker 1: see me home. I will see you. I already asked

603
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Speaker 1: you once. Where are you. I'm gonna raise up my

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Speaker 1: shirt so you can see this ripped up six facts

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Speaker 1: that's your wife like. Yeah, all right, okay, okay, it's

606
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Speaker 1: just a matter of time. Then phones, you better go

607
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Speaker 1: check your wife and don't be calling across man. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: well I'll tell you what. I'm gonna caller Janna. That's

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Speaker 1: said wamping to call a Yanna baby. Yeah yeah, and

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Speaker 1: slowed you down night. Yeah, I'm calling your wife caller.

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Speaker 1: We can get it on the freeway and then we

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Speaker 1: got and then I'll call your wife and get on

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Speaker 1: my way. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna tell you this here

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Speaker 1: right now what I need to tell me? If you

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Speaker 1: want to tell me, I'm telling you right now. Pump.

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Speaker 1: Where you at this pulling forward? Home boy, that's where

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Speaker 1: I'm met. Now, you got my wife name? I want

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Speaker 1: to know your name. They call your fish or chicken

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Speaker 1: A well they call you. You can meet me wherever

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Speaker 1: you wan't to home boy and we can said. It

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Speaker 1: ain't no deal to me. I deal with punk chops

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Speaker 1: every day. Okay, okay, not a problem, not a problem.

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Speaker 1: I'll be right. How long are you're gonna be that?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be that to your up? Okay, you look

625
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Speaker 1: at I want you to take my name, my name down,

626
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Speaker 1: so you don't know who you're waiting on. You got

627
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Speaker 1: your You said your name was chicken or something like.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a pen? I don't need no pup?

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Speaker 1: Okay you do? You want to know who this is?

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Speaker 1: You gonna tell me who you was? I ain't told

631
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Speaker 1: you my full name, Trump. I don't need to know

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Speaker 1: you name. You got my number? Mutat stomach or something.

633
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:20,320
Speaker 1: It's muscles, it's muscles of your stomach on my wife phone.

634
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Speaker 1: Did you look at the other pictures? How many sit

635
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Speaker 1: ups do you be doing? Did you look at the

636
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 1: other pictures. What other? Okay? Hey man, Hey man, I'm

637
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 1: not gonna be playing with you by my wife. Man,

638
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:35,240
Speaker 1: I ain't playing with you. I'm playing with your wife. Okay, Okay,

639
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something about your wife. I'm gonna

640
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 1: tell you something about your wife that you don't know.

641
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:41,800
Speaker 1: If I don't know it, don't nobody else know it.

642
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,359
Speaker 1: Oh I know it. Me and her know it because

643
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 1: I just got off the phone with her. You want

644
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 1: to know You want me tell you what your wife

645
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:52,479
Speaker 1: told me. I'm gonna say this right here. I'm gonna

646
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 1: say this punk. This is Nephew Timmy from the Steve

647
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 1: Harvy Morning. Your your wife or Yanna got me to

648
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: pray phone your ignorant man? How stupid are you? Hello?

649
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:13,479
Speaker 1: This is Nephew Timmy man from the Steve Harvey Morning.

650
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 1: Your your wife got me to prank phone call you?

651
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 1: Do you? Damn you? You are more ignorant than me? Lord? Yeah, yeah,

652
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 1: I got Oh hey trouble. I got to ask you

653
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 1: this man, answer this question for me. What is what

654
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 1: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show

655
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 1: in the land, the only one? Oh man, I ain't

656
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:53,279
Speaker 1: trailed man, you'd be easy man, go light on a y'all.

657
00:50:53,320 --> 00:51:00,840
Speaker 1: All right, Steve Harbor, I say need staking. You got

658
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: to be careful. Let me tell you some sure you're

659
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 1: not much stuff up there in the clown in the

660
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 1: cloud cloud stuff in that ie cloud if it ever

661
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: rained out that cloud. Trust Hello alight. I've been thinking

662
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:24,319
Speaker 1: about it, okay, and I'm thinking all of us here

663
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:26,400
Speaker 1: on the show can come together and do it. I

664
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 1: just want you all know this is the first time

665
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:33,960
Speaker 1: he's damn their march. Okay, this is this proposition. Now,

666
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,360
Speaker 1: this is a proposition I think we all can benefit on.

667
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 1: I think we all buckle down, get you ready, and

668
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,800
Speaker 1: we go to Netflix and get you twinning me and

669
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 1: you break us all off and everybody, oh man, man, like,

670
00:51:56,840 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 1: get what that is the most amazing? First of all,

671
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,760
Speaker 1: what you think? Come on, you would have to find

672
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: out after they've offered rock and everybody forty million? Would

673
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:18,359
Speaker 1: I do it for twenty? So you have to ask

674
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 1: me that first. Just I'm not gonna let you. This

675
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 1: is why he can't go just as him. Would you

676
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 1: do it? Would you do it for the twenty that

677
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 1: they offer? Hell? Yea, yeah, not not hold up. Wait

678
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 1: a minute, y'all. Y'all, y'all moving through first with him?

679
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:42,879
Speaker 1: I mean, you know how many of us it is? Now? Yeah,

680
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:46,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be happy with my five don't say five

681
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 1: n one show everyone walk away? Can we can all

682
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:59,399
Speaker 1: of us walk away with a meal? Absolutely not? Well,

683
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 1: hold on here, you get a million fall. That's what

684
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:06,759
Speaker 1: did I just say? We fend to work and get

685
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,880
Speaker 1: it all together. All you gotta do a show. We're

686
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:13,320
Speaker 1: gonna have. We're gonna do. The girls gonna work, the

687
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,799
Speaker 1: girl's gonna work on the design in this set. We're

688
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 1: gonna have that what they do. Okay, we gotta go

689
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 1: to break. We'll talk about this a little later. We

690
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 1: got a break right now. Coming up at the top

691
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 1: of the hour, it's today's Strawberry Letter. You don't want

692
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 1: to miss it. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.

693
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 1: It's time for Today's Strawberry Letter. If you do need

694
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 1: advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and I'm sorry,

695
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:44,960
Speaker 1: go ahead, I'm sorry, I interrupted. Go ahead. You know

696
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call in you in a second. Okay. Submit

697
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com and

698
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 1: click submit Strawberry letter, tell him Steve's right kill I

699
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:04,439
Speaker 1: love it. What what you were going to say something

700
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 1: to Tommy? Tommy is doing today's Strawberry lettter. I've never

701
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:13,320
Speaker 1: turned over to Strawberry, but this one, right here, this

702
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:16,840
Speaker 1: is I wanted us. I want people to see just

703
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 1: as how much trouble you can get in with your

704
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 1: damn mouth. You're going to Oh, you're gonna regret those

705
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:27,880
Speaker 1: I'm here though, in case I need to. You know, stop, okay,

706
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 1: buggle up, hold on tight, we gotta pull you here.

707
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 1: It is, y'all Berry letter. I know subject kind of

708
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:42,839
Speaker 1: manage TOI save my marriage. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've known

709
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,880
Speaker 1: my husband for twenty years and we've been married for

710
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 1: three years. He cheated on me multiple times with multiple women,

711
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 1: but I'm standing by my wedding vows. I always prayed

712
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 1: that the Good Lord would see us through his infidelity,

713
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,640
Speaker 1: and now we're rebuilding our marriage. Not many women would

714
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:04,840
Speaker 1: be as forgiving as I am. Having said all of that,

715
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:07,720
Speaker 1: I still have plenty of good sense, and I've reached

716
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:11,839
Speaker 1: my limit on foolishness, So you can only imagine how

717
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 1: I felt recently when my husband asked me for a threesome. Yes,

718
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,720
Speaker 1: he asked me more than once to have another woman

719
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 1: join us in the bedroom. He said that it will

720
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:26,239
Speaker 1: keep him from fantasizing about other women and having the

721
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:29,839
Speaker 1: urge to cheat. I told him he needs professional help

722
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 1: and a better relationship with the Lord. He told me

723
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,600
Speaker 1: that I need to obey him like I obey the Lord,

724
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 1: and give him what he wants. Like I said, I

725
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:41,880
Speaker 1: stand by my vows, and I do submit and obey

726
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 1: my husband to an extent. But this time he has

727
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 1: gone too far. The God that I served would not

728
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 1: condone this. I don't want to lose my marriage, but

729
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,879
Speaker 1: this man may need more than I can give him.

730
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 1: Please help me figure this one out. Wow, And as

731
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 1: we mentioned early or Steve will not be responding. Tommy

732
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 1: will Jesus, You're gonna have to I can, okay? All right?

733
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 1: All right, Well, you know what you ask for us

734
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 1: to Please help you figure this one out. I think

735
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:17,280
Speaker 1: you know in your heart of hearts you you already

736
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 1: have this figured out. You know what the deal is. Uh,

737
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:23,080
Speaker 1: you just want Steve and I to confirm it for you.

738
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 1: I mean, you have to ask yourself. Wedding vows aside

739
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 1: for a second. Why are you still taking this, this

740
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 1: cheating and these ridiculous requests from your husband? I mean,

741
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 1: why are you still standing in all of this? Your

742
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:41,759
Speaker 1: husband is disrespectful, he's selfish, uh and has obviously no

743
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:45,400
Speaker 1: regard for you, your marriage or your marriage vows. Just

744
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 1: because you've known him for twenty years and have been

745
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 1: hanging in there, it doesn't mean you can't put his

746
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,800
Speaker 1: trifling but in his place. Let him know how you

747
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:55,839
Speaker 1: really really feel. Just like you told us in the letter,

748
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:58,239
Speaker 1: I mean, you're right. Not many women would be as

749
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:01,880
Speaker 1: forgiving as you are. So many women are, though, but

750
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:04,960
Speaker 1: I you know this is a lot. Twenty years, he's

751
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,839
Speaker 1: been cheating on you with multiple women, and you're still there.

752
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 1: I mean, I just don't know how much more you

753
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 1: think you can take. I mean, or are you willing

754
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 1: to take? Why are you willing to take this? You

755
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 1: don't have to. You don't have to. There is nothing

756
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:23,240
Speaker 1: in the marriage violes that say you have to stay

757
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:27,600
Speaker 1: here if he's cheating on you like this. This is ridiculous. Um.

758
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 1: You know, like I said, I think you've figured this

759
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:31,440
Speaker 1: out on your own. You know what to do. You

760
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 1: just want Steve and I to confirm it. If he

761
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:36,280
Speaker 1: continues to do this, you got to get out of this.

762
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 1: I think you made a good suggestion. He does need

763
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 1: professional help and a better relationship with the Lord. Having

764
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:48,160
Speaker 1: said that, Tommy, you're up. Glad you've finished with the Lord.

765
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 1: Obey me, Lord, like you obeyed the Lord, obey me

766
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:57,800
Speaker 1: the same way. What do the vials say? What do

767
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 1: they say on and obey? Don't they say that? Yeah,

768
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:04,120
Speaker 1: a lot of women don't keep those in there, though,

769
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 1: But they but they But so, you can't just take

770
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 1: out what you want. So let me say this to

771
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:12,600
Speaker 1: get some mold people in this room. I didn't ask

772
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 1: for it, and ask for it, na, I quit flirting

773
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:18,680
Speaker 1: with other women. If you do what, get some mold

774
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 1: paper in this room. I apologize for the twenty of

775
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:27,360
Speaker 1: disrespecting you and cheating. I'm asking you not so I

776
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:30,000
Speaker 1: don't have to cheat on you. We do this together.

777
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 1: You want to do stuff together. Let's do stuff together.

778
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:37,400
Speaker 1: Get some mode people in this room. That's what I want.

779
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 1: I'm asking you to your faint for a managy name

780
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 1: Dwine whatever they called it. Trio, It's what I want.

781
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 1: It's one of the threesome. Yes, asking you for Oh,

782
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 1: I hope she listening this morning. Another thing. The cheating

783
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 1: stop and soon as you get somebody in this room,

784
00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 1: we could do it together. So it's okay to cheat

785
00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 1: as long as you're in the yeah it together. This

786
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 1: is fun. This is this, This is an yeah, yeah,

787
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:08,520
Speaker 1: what kind you want? What you want me to say?

788
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:11,760
Speaker 1: To him? Oh? He wrong? He shouldn't be asking you.

789
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:14,080
Speaker 1: He's down the question. Steve is wrong for letting you

790
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:17,480
Speaker 1: do this. You know this is a beautiful thing. We

791
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 1: got to get it all out in the open. You

792
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:22,080
Speaker 1: understand that that's how naked gets better when you get

793
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:25,520
Speaker 1: it out and open. You ain't felt naked to you

794
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:27,960
Speaker 1: out there comfortable with yourself. And see out there with

795
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:32,200
Speaker 1: you naked together, and we're inviting friends over, Come on

796
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:35,959
Speaker 1: over to you understanding that, come on over to the high.

797
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:39,080
Speaker 1: We're gonna have food, We're gonna have oh drink, We're

798
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 1: gonna be naked. All that's gonna be in there together

799
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:45,520
Speaker 1: having what butt naked fun? I've never been butt naked

800
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 1: not having fun? Tell me that. But if but she

801
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:50,640
Speaker 1: don't know it, if she don't try it, if she

802
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 1: wants this to work, she loves him, She don't want

803
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:56,600
Speaker 1: to leave to your body. What did she say, I'm

804
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:59,680
Speaker 1: standing by my wedding vows. Yes, you are stand by

805
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 1: your man, baby, staying by your man naked along with

806
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 1: other people naked, do it together, naked boy. Matter of fact,

807
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 1: if you agree with Tommy, blow your horn right now?

808
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 1: Your just being blown across this country. Do you hear

809
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:21,960
Speaker 1: these points that's being blown across this country, all me

810
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:24,640
Speaker 1: and out there. If you want what Tommy want, if

811
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 1: you want the wife to allow you to brank somebody by, hey,

812
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 1: blow your horn. You're here and you're just gonna sit there. Stephen,

813
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 1: just not say anything right now? Who wants you're here

814
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:37,400
Speaker 1: right now? This is not about traffic. Are you gonna

815
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:45,320
Speaker 1: blow the horn so your wife can hear the point?

816
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:49,120
Speaker 1: You know you're always punching me on my brakes, But

817
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:54,840
Speaker 1: guess what I blows that horn? Blow your horn? Yeah,

818
01:00:54,880 --> 01:01:01,360
Speaker 1: I'm blowing them. God, this is just okay. Well, don't

819
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:06,280
Speaker 1: let niked fool. What do you mean NI trying to

820
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:12,680
Speaker 1: say something? Profile We'll be back hopefully Steve you can help. Yeah,

821
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:15,320
Speaker 1: I'll be talking on the next half of twenty three

822
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:17,880
Speaker 1: after the hours when we'll be back with this strawberry letters,

823
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:21,680
Speaker 1: subject can of manage tie save my marriage? Tell me?

824
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 1: Seems to think so you're listening Harvey Morning Show this

825
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 1: strawberry letter, the subject can of manage twice? Save my marriage?

826
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:41,520
Speaker 1: Please let me. First of all, it's a ridiculous statement

827
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:45,040
Speaker 1: for this woman to make. She's been with this husband

828
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:47,480
Speaker 1: for twenty years. They've been married three He's cheated on

829
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:51,800
Speaker 1: her multiple times with multiple women. You are she standing

830
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:54,800
Speaker 1: by her waiting vows She's prayed that the Good Lord

831
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 1: would see us through this infidelity. Now they're rebuilding their marriage,

832
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:02,040
Speaker 1: and she realize that not many women would be as

833
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:06,560
Speaker 1: forgiven as I am. Having said that, uh, and she

834
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 1: still got plenty good sense. She has reached her limit

835
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 1: of foolishness. So I can only imagine how we felt

836
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:20,560
Speaker 1: when he recently asked her for a threesome. He asked

837
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:26,240
Speaker 1: this lady more than once to have another woman join

838
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:28,880
Speaker 1: us in the bedroom. He said it will keep him

839
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:33,160
Speaker 1: from fantasizing about other women and having the urge to cheat.

840
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:37,040
Speaker 1: She told him he needs professional help and a better

841
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:40,920
Speaker 1: relationship with the Lord. He told her that I need

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Speaker 1: to obey him like I obey the Lord, and give

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01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:47,560
Speaker 1: him what he wants. Well, the lady then said, I

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01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:50,160
Speaker 1: stand by my vials and I do submit and obey

845
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:53,200
Speaker 1: my husband to an extent, but this time he's gone

846
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:56,760
Speaker 1: too far. God, I served would not condone this. I

847
01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:59,919
Speaker 1: don't want to lose my marriage. That's a key line here.

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01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:03,040
Speaker 1: M h. But this man may need more than I

849
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:05,840
Speaker 1: can give him. Please help me figure this out. There's

850
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:08,680
Speaker 1: nothing to figure this out. Listen to me. First of all,

851
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:12,240
Speaker 1: you're the only one honoring the vials in this relationship.

852
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:17,720
Speaker 1: You're the only one he has never honored devils, and

853
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:21,600
Speaker 1: he's not willing to honor him. Now, you don't really

854
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:25,480
Speaker 1: have a real marriage. You have something, but he's not

855
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:30,600
Speaker 1: married to you. You're just married to him. Not A

856
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:33,360
Speaker 1: cold part about this, dude, is he didn't ask you

857
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:37,440
Speaker 1: to have a threeson. And the reason he told you

858
01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:41,000
Speaker 1: that because it would keep him from fantasizing about other

859
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 1: women and having the urge to cheat. What so you

860
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 1: think if you bring another woman in the bedroom, it

861
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 1: will stop you from fantasizing about him, and it hall

862
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:55,600
Speaker 1: cause you not to want to cheat, when the whole

863
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:59,400
Speaker 1: time you in that living out of fantasy and cheating,

864
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:09,360
Speaker 1: and and your wife watching boy, bye, I mean for real,

865
01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:12,720
Speaker 1: are you serious? So what this man has done, he's

866
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:16,480
Speaker 1: pulled to Donald Trump on you. He has flipped the narrative.

867
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:22,920
Speaker 1: He actually got you thinking that it's because of you

868
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:26,040
Speaker 1: that he's having to fantasize and cheat. And if you

869
01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:30,000
Speaker 1: wanted to stop, you would bring in a third party.

870
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:34,200
Speaker 1: Then you would have your husband not cheating and fantasizing.

871
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:36,720
Speaker 1: But the whole time he played living out of fantasy.

872
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:41,240
Speaker 1: And he's cheating right in front of you, with your permission. Lady,

873
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:47,640
Speaker 1: You're not that stupid. You can't be. And then he

874
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:50,800
Speaker 1: keeps talking about you should obey him the way you

875
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:57,440
Speaker 1: obey the Lord. What boy, You ain't the Lord. You

876
01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:02,000
Speaker 1: ain't even close. Here's the problem with the bringing the

877
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:07,680
Speaker 1: woman into the marriage that's already in trouble. How do

878
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:13,360
Speaker 1: you fix what's wrong with another wrong? He's not trying

879
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:16,520
Speaker 1: to fix his marriage. He's trying to get all his

880
01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:22,240
Speaker 1: urges and fantasies fulfilled. And they don't include you, They

881
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:26,720
Speaker 1: include other women. I can't believe you entertaining this. I

882
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:29,720
Speaker 1: can't believe you still marriage. Why are you married to him?

883
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:34,360
Speaker 1: It's only but y'all only got twenty years invested. My

884
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:38,240
Speaker 1: question is why don't you leave so you can stop

885
01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:42,880
Speaker 1: this misery you in and do you want twenty more

886
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:45,360
Speaker 1: years of this because that's all he trying to do.

887
01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:50,440
Speaker 1: He needs to be married to a striple. Yeah, you

888
01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:52,120
Speaker 1: go down there and just get one of them girls

889
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:55,520
Speaker 1: down off that pole that he don't mind doing this

890
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:58,360
Speaker 1: way and that that that that look man that work

891
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:02,080
Speaker 1: with you, They will work with you. This is so

892
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:07,000
Speaker 1: sick and I want to apologize for my dam Thank you.

893
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:12,520
Speaker 1: I'm so sold. But meanwhile, around this country, I'm just

894
01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:15,600
Speaker 1: telling me, they're blowing their horn up on this one him.

895
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:17,919
Speaker 1: I'm telling you now, a lot of them can't see

896
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:19,120
Speaker 1: it at the house, but a bunch of them in

897
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:22,200
Speaker 1: their car right now, you know what they're doing. Why

898
01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:24,920
Speaker 1: are they blowing their horn? They're blowing their horn because

899
01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:27,720
Speaker 1: I see it. If you are a brother that a

900
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:30,040
Speaker 1: man is riding around right now, you would like to

901
01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:33,760
Speaker 1: have a threesome at the high nanny, blow your horn,

902
01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:39,440
Speaker 1: said they are blowing, and that it's so crazy. Get

903
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:45,600
Speaker 1: your life, get some lord in your life. All right,

904
01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:48,600
Speaker 1: we'll see. We gotta get out of here. Um. You

905
01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:51,400
Speaker 1: can email us or instagram as your thoughts on Today's

906
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:56,880
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter two minutes. Okay, I didn't know. All right, Well,

907
01:06:56,920 --> 01:07:01,880
Speaker 1: you can say Morris Steve if you want no. Okay,

908
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:05,080
Speaker 1: So so let me just ask this man the PA.

909
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:09,520
Speaker 1: You ain't never had that thought again before Mary, befo, Mary,

910
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:13,600
Speaker 1: you ain't never had that. Yeah, he's told us his experience, though, Tommy,

911
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:18,080
Speaker 1: he didn't know what he was doing. He was the

912
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:24,680
Speaker 1: most confusing things, most of damn confusing things like I

913
01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:26,880
Speaker 1: didn't know how to do it. I needed some instruction.

914
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:29,400
Speaker 1: I need a manual. When I was in there, I

915
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:33,400
Speaker 1: didn't know. Okay, we've been kissing for five seconds. I'm

916
01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:36,680
Speaker 1: gonna kiss helf of five. I was backing for I was.

917
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:43,560
Speaker 1: I was so tired of turning over in the bed, exhausted, monies, stories, everything,

918
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:46,360
Speaker 1: sleeping from side to side. I was so it was

919
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:49,480
Speaker 1: exhausted at commun I ain't even like one of them

920
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:55,240
Speaker 1: with the other one tapping me hold on. But let

921
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:59,080
Speaker 1: me ask you this before. Did you think this was

922
01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:02,640
Speaker 1: like the greatest thing? Oh? You could dog? I thought

923
01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:10,840
Speaker 1: this was it the pinnacle you had reached and you

924
01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:14,040
Speaker 1: got there and lord, al right, see we gotta go

925
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:16,960
Speaker 1: email us or Instagram. That's your thoughts on today's Strawberry

926
01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:21,360
Speaker 1: letter at Steve Harvey dot com and uh Steve Harvey

927
01:08:21,479 --> 01:08:24,519
Speaker 1: f them and at my Girl Shirley. You're listening to

928
01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:28,519
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time for something funny, guys.

929
01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:32,240
Speaker 1: And here's a question for you. Are your elderly relatives,

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01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:34,160
Speaker 1: you know, the one to a little up and age,

931
01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:39,080
Speaker 1: of course, are they becoming annoying with their texting? You know,

932
01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:42,160
Speaker 1: as annoying as young people with their texting and stuff

933
01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:45,200
Speaker 1: like that. Do you regret your parents and your in

934
01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:48,880
Speaker 1: laws people like that, other relatives having a smartphone. They

935
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:52,000
Speaker 1: don't know what they do and they can't see the screen.

936
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:58,599
Speaker 1: Good Mama would say, Kyle him and be seeing Kyle Hope.

937
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:03,120
Speaker 1: You'd be like, come on now, you don't have to

938
01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:07,000
Speaker 1: work on this, but they expect you to know. Why

939
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:09,160
Speaker 1: do you Why don't you call me back? Do you

940
01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:14,719
Speaker 1: call me? Who? My problem is? My brother and sisters?

941
01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:18,519
Speaker 1: What Steve? See my I'm the youngest in my family.

942
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:21,880
Speaker 1: So my my my brother levin years older than me,

943
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:27,160
Speaker 1: my sister twenty one years older than so I got

944
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:31,599
Speaker 1: damn the old people in my family. My sister Pola

945
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:35,599
Speaker 1: got a flip phone. So she texted and won't change,

946
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:39,000
Speaker 1: but got to hit the number of certain money to

947
01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:44,080
Speaker 1: come up. And Lord Jesus, it's like when her text

948
01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:51,800
Speaker 1: come up, it's damn there in Morrish Kobe, I got

949
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:57,479
Speaker 1: a friend of people that specializes in encryption to read

950
01:09:57,880 --> 01:10:05,000
Speaker 1: hard damn Like at the end when she signed love Polly,

951
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:09,840
Speaker 1: it says something like Lo Paul. What I just go,

952
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:15,320
Speaker 1: Lo Pa? What the hell is lo Paul? Because you

953
01:10:15,439 --> 01:10:20,840
Speaker 1: know their patients is short sound that sounds fine, he'll

954
01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:24,240
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. No, my grandmother just got

955
01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:28,000
Speaker 1: the internet last year for Christmas. She got the internet.

956
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:33,840
Speaker 1: It's not even na. She emailing me, moaning, that's the

957
01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:38,599
Speaker 1: whole email. I would never get it, moaning. Then she'll come,

958
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:45,280
Speaker 1: did you get my email? She just got it. What

959
01:10:45,439 --> 01:10:49,600
Speaker 1: you're doing? I love that. That's the second email. They

960
01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:53,040
Speaker 1: don't have nothing to do with nothing. I told my brother.

961
01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:55,720
Speaker 1: I told my brother, I said, hey, man, listen to me.

962
01:10:56,840 --> 01:11:01,600
Speaker 1: Don't believe stuff that you read about me online. My

963
01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:12,000
Speaker 1: brother said, where is that? Where's the land stoke? I

964
01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:14,840
Speaker 1: love that? Did he get mad when he reached uff

965
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:17,960
Speaker 1: about you? Like like he would be at the grocery

966
01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:22,680
Speaker 1: store seeing inquir something, but my brother hood though he

967
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:27,360
Speaker 1: called me man. He said, hey man, little bro, don't

968
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:36,439
Speaker 1: take sugar honey off, iced tea off. Nobody love bro. Dog.

969
01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:41,639
Speaker 1: That's his whole tex. Don't take sugar honey, iced tea off.

970
01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:47,599
Speaker 1: Nobody love bro. Man. Then you didn't see something else?

971
01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:54,160
Speaker 1: Then here just tech me f all. That is your

972
01:11:54,200 --> 01:12:00,240
Speaker 1: brother and my brother man. I mean that, and I

973
01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:04,000
Speaker 1: mean that he takes. But on the flip side, have

974
01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:06,760
Speaker 1: have your kids ever like taking your phone? Just give

975
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:09,880
Speaker 1: it to me, Mom, I'll do it, Dad, I'll do

976
01:12:10,479 --> 01:12:15,040
Speaker 1: They know how to go into another settings I need? Yeah, yeah,

977
01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:19,280
Speaker 1: especially my daughter. She's so everything. She texts emojis. It's

978
01:12:19,479 --> 01:12:23,960
Speaker 1: just absolutely I don't even know what half those emojis mean.

979
01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:28,840
Speaker 1: But Steve, you're awfully quirt right now. I don't really,

980
01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:32,000
Speaker 1: I said, I said my daughter some emojis the other day,

981
01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:38,439
Speaker 1: just messing with her. Uh, she said, Dad, what does

982
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:43,280
Speaker 1: this mean? I said, Hell, you send him. I don't

983
01:12:43,320 --> 01:12:48,080
Speaker 1: know what yours mean. I just sent some eyeball, some

984
01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:58,800
Speaker 1: black feet, and a ghost. I'm sure to kill. I'm

985
01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:02,360
Speaker 1: sure to kill. I kill you. Describe what I said. Remember,

986
01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:08,559
Speaker 1: we used to call him Emergy Steve MG. The ended

987
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:15,400
Speaker 1: with one hunter and everything, my favorite one on what

988
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:19,519
Speaker 1: I said, all right, he gonna tell you what I said. Okay,

989
01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:25,840
Speaker 1: this fool sent some black feet. Huh, the looking ass,

990
01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:32,479
Speaker 1: one eyeball, and a ghost. What does that mean? So

991
01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:36,680
Speaker 1: then my daughter said, give me that tell tell him

992
01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:43,040
Speaker 1: what I said. You said, hello, respond please. I knew

993
01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:50,720
Speaker 1: that through a little last centisode. She said, l m

994
01:13:50,840 --> 01:13:54,200
Speaker 1: a O. I wasn't really sure what to say to that.

995
01:13:54,960 --> 01:13:59,880
Speaker 1: Then a little crime face. Oh yeah, So I said,

996
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:03,759
Speaker 1: that's laughing. So I told her what it said. That's laughing.

997
01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:13,400
Speaker 1: See crying faces, that's laughing. Yeah, yeah, ain't they just

998
01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:16,240
Speaker 1: got a smiling face for that. Well yeah, but that

999
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:20,680
Speaker 1: that means yeah. So the text what I that's this

1000
01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:24,760
Speaker 1: is what I text up. Okay, so he explains all

1001
01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:27,320
Speaker 1: the emotions. Now she said, I don't know what that means.

1002
01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:29,840
Speaker 1: I don't know how to respond. So now I said, okay,

1003
01:14:29,920 --> 01:14:35,120
Speaker 1: check this out. It says blackfeet, let's go, asked. See,

1004
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:41,760
Speaker 1: I means I'll see ghosts if you're surprised. That's that's

1005
01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:45,479
Speaker 1: all that means, because we were going to have a

1006
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:50,720
Speaker 1: lunch date. That's prison code is my daughters. But it's

1007
01:14:50,720 --> 01:15:03,439
Speaker 1: no damn prison Okay, but really, Steve, the photos, I mean,

1008
01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:10,200
Speaker 1: that's what I'm talking about. Code, it's the code. I'm

1009
01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:17,240
Speaker 1: not kidding, dog, that's crazy. The ghost say, let's go.

1010
01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:22,679
Speaker 1: I say, see the eyeball, I see, I see see

1011
01:15:22,760 --> 01:15:26,080
Speaker 1: eyeball and then the ghosts. If you surprise, yeah you

1012
01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:29,880
Speaker 1: do better just call yeah, they have a surprise face

1013
01:15:29,960 --> 01:15:33,240
Speaker 1: on there. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1014
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:38,120
Speaker 1: So Jay got to ask you this now as you age,

1015
01:15:38,680 --> 01:15:41,040
Speaker 1: you were thinking about the good old days, right, okay,

1016
01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:44,400
Speaker 1: and what did you come up? Came up with and

1017
01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:47,160
Speaker 1: Steve and everybody else can join in. It's just how

1018
01:15:47,600 --> 01:15:52,600
Speaker 1: what we had and what they got now. Millennials millennials,

1019
01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:55,479
Speaker 1: but they don't even like to be called millennials. They

1020
01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:58,479
Speaker 1: just they don't like that. They want to be I

1021
01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:00,320
Speaker 1: don't know what they want to be called. It's going

1022
01:16:00,439 --> 01:16:04,720
Speaker 1: to be. I just want to be that's one over there.

1023
01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:07,679
Speaker 1: Don't like it, look at it. I don't like being

1024
01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:13,280
Speaker 1: for instanced. They've got video games, they got him what

1025
01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:28,960
Speaker 1: do we have, palm? They got the micro wave oven

1026
01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:31,640
Speaker 1: that it's it's they using on what do we have?

1027
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:36,479
Speaker 1: Steve to heat up food. Damn easy bake oven or

1028
01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:44,360
Speaker 1: the oven? Um? How about that one? Yeah, my sister,

1029
01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:50,240
Speaker 1: my sister's daughter had an easy bake oven on Christmas Day.

1030
01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:54,679
Speaker 1: We pulled the cake battle. We didn't eat the cake

1031
01:16:54,840 --> 01:17:06,040
Speaker 1: to east, but cooked that damn cake. That's funny. They

1032
01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:10,799
Speaker 1: got we had, They got uber. Did we walk everywhere

1033
01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:18,920
Speaker 1: or what? Everywhere? We walked? They we had albums. Yeah,

1034
01:17:19,320 --> 01:17:21,040
Speaker 1: I was thinking of that. Look how many ways we

1035
01:17:21,160 --> 01:17:25,360
Speaker 1: bought one song? We bought it on albums, eight tracks,

1036
01:17:26,840 --> 01:17:37,879
Speaker 1: five nights, real, the real. Now they're downloading. Yeah, yeah, digital,

1037
01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:42,200
Speaker 1: that's it. They got bottle of water bottle. If you

1038
01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:48,880
Speaker 1: wanted water back in the day, how did you get waters?

1039
01:17:50,360 --> 01:18:00,679
Speaker 1: Because I was free. They're gonna make me stay stood

1040
01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:07,439
Speaker 1: there dehydrated, dragging that water hole. Mute sister. They got

1041
01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:11,439
Speaker 1: ice machines on the refrigerated. If you wanted ice back

1042
01:18:11,479 --> 01:18:15,240
Speaker 1: in the day, Steve, how did you get ice? You made?

1043
01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:17,360
Speaker 1: You made it in the trade? Did you make but

1044
01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:21,720
Speaker 1: six cubes? Out of time? Put the little handle on it. Man,

1045
01:18:22,360 --> 01:18:29,759
Speaker 1: we need have ice. You didn't have ice. We didn't

1046
01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:34,519
Speaker 1: damn ice. How did you make your drinks? Cold? Drink

1047
01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:37,360
Speaker 1: will never cold? Who had a whole drink. They are blown.

1048
01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:46,000
Speaker 1: That's that's pop. Who had a cold drink? Drink was

1049
01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:53,640
Speaker 1: cold drink? Set it outside for a while. Yeah, they

1050
01:18:53,760 --> 01:19:00,240
Speaker 1: get changed things, they get punished, They get punished, time out. Yeah,

1051
01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:05,360
Speaker 1: what what did we get, Steve got? I'm telling you

1052
01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:12,200
Speaker 1: with what though? Anything? Anything we got whooped today was

1053
01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:16,599
Speaker 1: just out of time. They had to be somewhere else

1054
01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:20,920
Speaker 1: and they had us to go get it. Yeah, you

1055
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:23,080
Speaker 1: ever had this? Right here, I'm gonna beat the black

1056
01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:30,920
Speaker 1: off to be quite. Yeah. Man, they got Instagram? Now

1057
01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:33,280
Speaker 1: how do we how do we develop pictures? Back in there?

1058
01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:36,320
Speaker 1: You took a picture, you dropped it off at the

1059
01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:42,439
Speaker 1: little booth, and you waited a month booth drug stoke. Yeah,

1060
01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:48,479
Speaker 1: you waited a month for you so your picture one

1061
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:51,880
Speaker 1: whole month and then't walk down there. And then the

1062
01:19:51,960 --> 01:19:58,120
Speaker 1: pictures wasn't ready yet, not ready yet's not back yet?

1063
01:19:58,880 --> 01:20:01,240
Speaker 1: Come back the next week, not ready yet, and you

1064
01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:09,479
Speaker 1: got the pictures in the net. Yeah remember the negative that. Ok,

1065
01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:13,760
Speaker 1: you want to make another pature. He's not ready to

1066
01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:16,320
Speaker 1: come back the next a week? Okay, it's not ready yet.

1067
01:20:17,360 --> 01:20:20,760
Speaker 1: Who was that, j oh the person in the booth?

1068
01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:26,640
Speaker 1: All right, they got smartphones. Now, if you wanted to

1069
01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:28,600
Speaker 1: make a call back in the day, you had a

1070
01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:32,960
Speaker 1: roll of quarters, you stood by the pay phone. What

1071
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:36,760
Speaker 1: what when I when I would call Steve, Steve would

1072
01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:39,840
Speaker 1: call me and he would call me and tell me

1073
01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:42,720
Speaker 1: he's gonna be at such and such a number. He

1074
01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:45,519
Speaker 1: would drive to the next number and then call me

1075
01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:48,519
Speaker 1: from where I would now. But someplaces we would stay,

1076
01:20:49,280 --> 01:20:52,559
Speaker 1: the phones will go off at nine o'clock. What. Yeah,

1077
01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:58,040
Speaker 1: they cut they had like a switchbod, it'd be off. Yeah,

1078
01:20:59,800 --> 01:21:04,120
Speaker 1: the phone just be off. Ye. Yeah, you couldn't call

1079
01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:06,799
Speaker 1: him to the next day. Are you talking about telephone?

1080
01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:13,400
Speaker 1: You talk about hotel the hotel room switchboard off, we

1081
01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:17,479
Speaker 1: switch board switch board. Ain't nobody you can get the call,

1082
01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:21,400
Speaker 1: but ain't nobody connected. So what happened in case it

1083
01:21:21,479 --> 01:21:25,719
Speaker 1: for the emergency? What you didn't happen to not having

1084
01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:33,000
Speaker 1: a bigger It didn't happen to man, man, you do

1085
01:21:33,240 --> 01:21:39,479
Speaker 1: not You better wait till morning if you've had an

1086
01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:44,000
Speaker 1: emergency to keep it to you saying don't share it

1087
01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:49,800
Speaker 1: and gonna meet all coming up. It's more of the

1088
01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:54,960
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright,

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01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:59,240
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, get ready. We consulting an expert because

1090
01:21:59,320 --> 01:22:01,760
Speaker 1: we wanted to know the real deal. Okay, Steve is

1091
01:22:01,840 --> 01:22:06,600
Speaker 1: here with his breakup handbook. All right, Jesus. Things that

1092
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:10,400
Speaker 1: you need to have in mind after the break up.

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01:22:11,120 --> 01:22:17,360
Speaker 1: Most most of this is for fellas, because when we

1094
01:22:17,520 --> 01:22:22,080
Speaker 1: take a breakup hard, it's ugly. It's ugly out there. Now.

1095
01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:28,840
Speaker 1: These are things from Steve Harvey's Breakup Handbook, How to

1096
01:22:29,040 --> 01:22:35,880
Speaker 1: act when you break up? All right. Now here's rule

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01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:43,960
Speaker 1: number one. You are allowed only one drunk die You

1098
01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:47,000
Speaker 1: know how you call him up when you drunk? You

1099
01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:52,640
Speaker 1: only get the one. And it sounds like something like this,

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01:22:54,360 --> 01:23:02,120
Speaker 1: Hello is me? You know who me here? Don't play

1101
01:23:02,200 --> 01:23:07,880
Speaker 1: with You know who me? Don't play with my emotions?

1102
01:23:08,840 --> 01:23:15,120
Speaker 1: Is me? You? You you know who me? Many? You

1103
01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:20,559
Speaker 1: get one? Get one of them? All right. Now here's

1104
01:23:20,560 --> 01:23:24,320
Speaker 1: the next rule. You are not allowed to roll up

1105
01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:28,799
Speaker 1: on your ex just because you see that car parked

1106
01:23:28,840 --> 01:23:32,920
Speaker 1: outside the club, the restaurant or church. Don't go down.

1107
01:23:34,600 --> 01:23:38,679
Speaker 1: You can't do that. Shot we broke up. I can't

1108
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:41,240
Speaker 1: go in there if I see the car. You can

1109
01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:46,160
Speaker 1: know you can't roll up on them. Now I got

1110
01:23:46,280 --> 01:23:49,040
Speaker 1: something with church later on, But just stay there, stay

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01:23:49,080 --> 01:23:51,800
Speaker 1: out right, you girl, can't roll up on them. Oh

1112
01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:54,600
Speaker 1: that she is, I'm gonna go in now, Oh that

1113
01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:57,599
Speaker 1: he is. I'm going in there. You can't do that call, okay,

1114
01:23:58,560 --> 01:24:07,760
Speaker 1: allegedly al right, next one y'all's favorite spot. It's off

1115
01:24:07,880 --> 01:24:11,160
Speaker 1: limits to both parties for at least four moments. Tell

1116
01:24:11,240 --> 01:24:19,000
Speaker 1: nobody else over there at least four months. Here's another one,

1117
01:24:20,360 --> 01:24:23,439
Speaker 1: texting your favorite song to each other. It's off men.

1118
01:24:24,520 --> 01:24:27,600
Speaker 1: You can listen to it, you can cry to it.

1119
01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:34,560
Speaker 1: You're playing over and over, but you can't sit. So

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01:24:35,120 --> 01:24:43,080
Speaker 1: I'm trying to move on and I'm killing now. Listen

1121
01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:52,400
Speaker 1: to you all, y'all. Stuff, all possessions is collected at

1122
01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:58,479
Speaker 1: one time, and one time. Anything that's left behind will

1123
01:24:58,560 --> 01:25:02,280
Speaker 1: be thrown away by old part Like you ain't keep

1124
01:25:02,360 --> 01:25:07,599
Speaker 1: coming over here looking for stuff. You can't keep coming

1125
01:25:07,680 --> 01:25:10,600
Speaker 1: back over here. I got coming to you in the

1126
01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:17,000
Speaker 1: closet looking for your tank top. He keeping it real.

1127
01:25:20,800 --> 01:25:25,920
Speaker 1: You hit a big one right here. Nobody is allowed

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01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:37,640
Speaker 1: to talk to each other's. Mama's friends with you, and

1129
01:25:37,760 --> 01:25:42,960
Speaker 1: you can't be friends with mama. Come home Mama day. Yeah,

1130
01:25:44,120 --> 01:25:46,000
Speaker 1: hit at least that's a good one, Steve. I like

1131
01:25:46,840 --> 01:25:48,720
Speaker 1: he was trying to pick up some greens and you

1132
01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:51,960
Speaker 1: and here talking rolling your ass. When I walk into

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01:25:52,040 --> 01:25:54,639
Speaker 1: day coming up, it's more of the Steve Harvey Morning

1134
01:25:54,680 --> 01:25:58,880
Speaker 1: Show at thirty three after the hour, you're listening Steve

1135
01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:01,920
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. When you know it's time to go

1136
01:26:02,040 --> 01:26:05,439
Speaker 1: back to church, it's time. You know when it's time

1137
01:26:05,479 --> 01:26:09,680
Speaker 1: to church. Okay, when you know it is time to

1138
01:26:09,840 --> 01:26:15,160
Speaker 1: take yo, but that church. Somebody needs to lay hands

1139
01:26:15,200 --> 01:26:19,840
Speaker 1: on me right now. Jesus, Jesus, how did I get here?

1140
01:26:20,120 --> 01:26:22,640
Speaker 1: When you wake up and you with somebody and you

1141
01:26:22,840 --> 01:26:31,679
Speaker 1: don't know their name, it is time. Who you talk

1142
01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:43,679
Speaker 1: about backsliding? Yeah, how long we've been laying handcuffs? Yeah,

1143
01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:45,679
Speaker 1: it's time to go back to church. When you wake

1144
01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:51,960
Speaker 1: up in this bike box, you can't explain not who

1145
01:26:52,520 --> 01:26:55,320
Speaker 1: I'm doing it too much. I'm doing too much. You

1146
01:26:55,439 --> 01:26:59,640
Speaker 1: know it? When you wake up and you got her

1147
01:26:59,720 --> 01:27:13,720
Speaker 1: phone on what to do and it's backwards, you in

1148
01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:16,840
Speaker 1: the back and in the back part in the front.

1149
01:27:17,520 --> 01:27:24,679
Speaker 1: That's the crazy, crazy visual right there, that it's time

1150
01:27:24,720 --> 01:27:26,559
Speaker 1: for you to go back to the church. When you're

1151
01:27:26,560 --> 01:27:29,479
Speaker 1: starting to look at your boys grandmama and starting to

1152
01:27:29,600 --> 01:27:46,840
Speaker 1: feel something. Yeah, fool that you just something to me.

1153
01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:51,080
Speaker 1: I never felt this way. Let you know it's time

1154
01:27:51,120 --> 01:27:53,559
Speaker 1: to go back to the church. When you see spake

1155
01:27:53,680 --> 01:27:56,280
Speaker 1: marks on your behind and you don't know how they

1156
01:27:56,360 --> 01:28:02,960
Speaker 1: got that. He came, Yeah, you can't excuse me, did

1157
01:28:03,040 --> 01:28:13,280
Speaker 1: you know? And it's a man hand. It's pretty rough way.

1158
01:28:13,280 --> 01:28:18,000
Speaker 1: You know what's happy day? When your lights watering gay

1159
01:28:18,160 --> 01:28:22,240
Speaker 1: get turned off the same day you can't do nothing.

1160
01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:26,840
Speaker 1: It's time. You know it's time to go back. When

1161
01:28:26,880 --> 01:28:37,560
Speaker 1: you wake up and your whole chest is pierced the

1162
01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:43,000
Speaker 1: la time for you to go back to the church.

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01:28:43,720 --> 01:28:47,679
Speaker 1: You've been arguing with this fine girl for on a head,

1164
01:28:49,479 --> 01:28:53,080
Speaker 1: trying to convince her that ain't no way y'all can

1165
01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:59,720
Speaker 1: be cause it's ting to we're not really cousins, now,

1166
01:29:00,280 --> 01:29:03,920
Speaker 1: how you figuring that? We about down to the fifth?

1167
01:29:04,280 --> 01:29:08,360
Speaker 1: The fifth? It's time to go back to church. You

1168
01:29:08,400 --> 01:29:10,080
Speaker 1: know it's time to go back to church. When you

1169
01:29:10,160 --> 01:29:13,360
Speaker 1: wake up with a tattoo that says Veronica and you

1170
01:29:13,400 --> 01:29:24,040
Speaker 1: don't know that name, it's time to go back to church.

1171
01:29:24,760 --> 01:29:29,639
Speaker 1: When you start stalking anybody, Oh little women talk about

1172
01:29:29,840 --> 01:29:39,720
Speaker 1: every way they all right? When we come back. It

1173
01:29:39,920 --> 01:29:43,880
Speaker 1: is time for closing remarks. You're listening to Steve Harvey

1174
01:29:43,960 --> 01:29:48,759
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve, it's time for your closing remarks. Okay,

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01:29:49,160 --> 01:29:52,439
Speaker 1: today I thought a good subject to talk about was

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01:29:52,520 --> 01:29:58,479
Speaker 1: about I think mentors being mentored, how to attract the

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01:29:58,640 --> 01:30:03,280
Speaker 1: right mentor. Um, I don't care what you're thinking of

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01:30:03,439 --> 01:30:07,120
Speaker 1: doing in your life. I don't care what decisions you make.

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01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:11,920
Speaker 1: Somebody has already done it, attempted it, gone down that road,

1180
01:30:12,360 --> 01:30:16,600
Speaker 1: made the attempt. Maybe not your ideas specifically, but the

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01:30:16,760 --> 01:30:20,760
Speaker 1: route to get there has already been traveled for the

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01:30:20,880 --> 01:30:24,880
Speaker 1: most part. Uh, if you want to be successful, there

1183
01:30:24,960 --> 01:30:28,880
Speaker 1: are successful people. If you want to be a star athlete,

1184
01:30:28,920 --> 01:30:31,599
Speaker 1: that's a star. You know what I'm saying. I'm saying

1185
01:30:31,640 --> 01:30:34,240
Speaker 1: to you that whatever it is you're trying to accomplish,

1186
01:30:34,880 --> 01:30:39,080
Speaker 1: somebody has already taken the path. Now, finding these people

1187
01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:43,840
Speaker 1: is really really not that difficult. Now getting in front

1188
01:30:43,880 --> 01:30:47,439
Speaker 1: of them is where you're gonna find the difficulty. So

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01:30:47,600 --> 01:30:51,200
Speaker 1: let me give you a couple of suggestions. What is

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01:30:51,280 --> 01:30:55,120
Speaker 1: the best way to approach a mentor? What is the

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01:30:55,240 --> 01:30:59,960
Speaker 1: best way to approach a mentor of means? And I'm

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01:31:00,080 --> 01:31:06,400
Speaker 1: mentor with means, because that's that's two different people. You know,

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01:31:06,880 --> 01:31:12,320
Speaker 1: Martin Luther King was a mentor of means. He wasn't

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01:31:12,320 --> 01:31:16,799
Speaker 1: a wealthy man, but Lord have mercy man. The knowledge

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01:31:16,880 --> 01:31:21,000
Speaker 1: that he could have given you about struggling and overcoming

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01:31:21,120 --> 01:31:24,360
Speaker 1: and and and stick tuitiveness, those those lessons he could

1197
01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:29,040
Speaker 1: have taught you would have been invaluable. So you have

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01:31:29,320 --> 01:31:33,040
Speaker 1: two different types of mentors. You have mentors of means

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01:31:33,640 --> 01:31:38,160
Speaker 1: and mentors with means. Now, if you can find the

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01:31:38,240 --> 01:31:43,240
Speaker 1: two combined, that's even more special. But you're getting into

1201
01:31:43,320 --> 01:31:47,639
Speaker 1: more of a rare territory. Now. It's harder to find

1202
01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:52,640
Speaker 1: mentors of means and with means combined, because how do

1203
01:31:52,720 --> 01:31:54,960
Speaker 1: you get to that person? How do you get to

1204
01:31:55,040 --> 01:31:59,120
Speaker 1: the oprah Winfreys. When you find someone in your life,

1205
01:31:59,240 --> 01:32:01,439
Speaker 1: or you meet some morena, you hear someone, you put

1206
01:32:01,520 --> 01:32:03,040
Speaker 1: them on your vision board. I want to meet this

1207
01:32:03,160 --> 01:32:05,280
Speaker 1: person one day. I would love to have a conversation

1208
01:32:05,360 --> 01:32:10,759
Speaker 1: with this person. You have to understand something. Most people

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01:32:10,880 --> 01:32:16,720
Speaker 1: with means of any kind, like Bishop Jake's, he has

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01:32:16,760 --> 01:32:20,639
Speaker 1: a lot of means man. He dolls well financially too,

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01:32:21,400 --> 01:32:25,920
Speaker 1: but he is also just a man of wealth of knowledge.

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01:32:26,439 --> 01:32:30,479
Speaker 1: How do you get to these people, Well, it's several

1213
01:32:30,520 --> 01:32:35,320
Speaker 1: ways to do it, but if you can somehow find

1214
01:32:35,560 --> 01:32:38,600
Speaker 1: that way, because there's no specific way right when you

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01:32:38,680 --> 01:32:41,080
Speaker 1: get in front of this person, I want you to

1216
01:32:41,200 --> 01:32:45,759
Speaker 1: understand something when you're facing them. They don't mind teaching

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01:32:46,040 --> 01:32:51,320
Speaker 1: and sharing because most people of means are great sharers

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01:32:51,439 --> 01:32:58,200
Speaker 1: and great teachers. A bishop Jake's, Joe Oldstein, that brother

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01:32:58,320 --> 01:33:01,639
Speaker 1: that has the app out the hip hop uh preacher

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01:33:02,720 --> 01:33:06,800
Speaker 1: Eric Eric Thomas. Brothers like that too, and I listened

1221
01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:09,560
Speaker 1: to him man a lot of times. But getting in

1222
01:33:09,720 --> 01:33:12,280
Speaker 1: front of them, taking their course or whatever you might do.

1223
01:33:12,760 --> 01:33:14,519
Speaker 1: When you get in front of them, they don't mind

1224
01:33:14,680 --> 01:33:19,960
Speaker 1: teaching and sharing. They will mind giving you money. See,

1225
01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:22,080
Speaker 1: most people want to meet a minute so they can

1226
01:33:22,120 --> 01:33:24,599
Speaker 1: present an idea to him and get some financial help.

1227
01:33:24,960 --> 01:33:27,519
Speaker 1: That's the quickest way to run them off out of

1228
01:33:27,600 --> 01:33:31,360
Speaker 1: it because everybody is used to that. Do you have

1229
01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:35,280
Speaker 1: any idea how many times in a week I'm asked

1230
01:33:35,320 --> 01:33:39,360
Speaker 1: for money? It's sickening. But if you come to me

1231
01:33:39,439 --> 01:33:41,040
Speaker 1: and say, man, could you just give me a piece

1232
01:33:41,080 --> 01:33:43,600
Speaker 1: of advice? I usually don't have no problem with that.

1233
01:33:44,320 --> 01:33:47,040
Speaker 1: I got time for most anybody that wants some advice

1234
01:33:47,640 --> 01:33:50,839
Speaker 1: wants me to share a wealth a piece of knowledge.

1235
01:33:51,360 --> 01:33:54,720
Speaker 1: That's okay. So when you get to these people have

1236
01:33:54,920 --> 01:33:58,840
Speaker 1: a plan to be taught something. Ask him to teach

1237
01:33:58,880 --> 01:34:01,519
Speaker 1: you to fish, not to give you a fish sandwich.

1238
01:34:02,439 --> 01:34:04,439
Speaker 1: Ask them to teach you to fish. They don't have

1239
01:34:04,600 --> 01:34:07,920
Speaker 1: a problem with that. Now in several ways to get

1240
01:34:07,960 --> 01:34:09,439
Speaker 1: in front of them. But when you do get that,

1241
01:34:09,640 --> 01:34:11,519
Speaker 1: when you finally do meet them, and meeting the main

1242
01:34:11,600 --> 01:34:14,640
Speaker 1: as difficult as you think. Now, if you live in

1243
01:34:15,080 --> 01:34:17,360
Speaker 1: you know, New York, and your mental lives in l A,

1244
01:34:17,400 --> 01:34:18,479
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to find a way to get to

1245
01:34:18,600 --> 01:34:19,920
Speaker 1: l A. Oh, you gotta find out when you come

1246
01:34:19,960 --> 01:34:22,439
Speaker 1: to New York. You gotta do some research. But you

1247
01:34:22,560 --> 01:34:26,640
Speaker 1: have mentors closer than that. You have somebody who's a

1248
01:34:26,760 --> 01:34:30,720
Speaker 1: really well mentally balanced person that you need information from.

1249
01:34:31,200 --> 01:34:33,080
Speaker 1: You have a person who seems to be doing really

1250
01:34:33,160 --> 01:34:36,320
Speaker 1: well with a wife and their children you need information from.

1251
01:34:36,560 --> 01:34:39,200
Speaker 1: Because it's all a balancing act. You can't be successful

1252
01:34:39,200 --> 01:34:41,519
Speaker 1: in your business and while your family sitting over there

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Speaker 1: struggling and in ruins is not going to work. Once

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Speaker 1: you learn the traits of success, it it filters over

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Speaker 1: into every other aspect of life, So you gotta have

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Speaker 1: a balance. You can find these people right here. Don't

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Speaker 1: ask them for money. People want to share and teach

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Speaker 1: and give you information. Nation. Everybody needs a mentor. You

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Speaker 1: cannot make it without mentorship. You know, there's an incredible saying,

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Speaker 1: and we ain't got to get into why so incredible.

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Speaker 1: But friendship is essential to the soul. You know why

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Speaker 1: friendship is so essential to the soul. I've lost my mother,

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Speaker 1: my father, I've lost my brother, I've lost my best friend.

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Speaker 1: Before you can live your life without your mother, you

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Speaker 1: may have to eventually. One day. You can live your

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Speaker 1: life without your father. You may eventually have to do that.

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Speaker 1: One day. You can live your life without your uncles

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Speaker 1: and your relatives. But you know what, it's very very

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Speaker 1: difficult to live your life without or friend. It is

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Speaker 1: very very difficult to live in this world with no friendship.

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Speaker 1: Nowhere you can it's man, you got. Friendship is essential

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Speaker 1: to the soul. Don't try to do it all by yourself,

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Speaker 1: because nobody gets to the top by yourself. For all

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