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Speaker 1: but now I'm turning you down. How are you? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Good morning everyone? Or good afternoon, good week? Good? Um?

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Speaker 1: What's what's after Easter? You can wear white? Again? Is

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Speaker 1: that after Easter? I think that's Labor Day or Memorial

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Speaker 1: So you can't wait where it after Labor Day? But

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Speaker 1: I think you can start wearing white at Easter. I

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Speaker 1: don't think there are any rules. You could always wear white. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you really can. Um. I'm glad we cleared that up.

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Speaker 1: So Noah, between you and me. I watched, um something

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Speaker 1: that I did. I you know that I don't like

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Speaker 1: to watch myself on things. Um. It's like the worst

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Speaker 1: thing that I can imagine is seeing something, you know what.

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Speaker 1: I don't mind watching myself on something that's like a

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Speaker 1: year old, but anything sooner than that or over that,

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Speaker 1: I can't. It's such a weird thing for me. Anyway.

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Speaker 1: I watched the documentary, the Netflix documentary Hysterical, which um

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Speaker 1: is now on Hulu for everyone who has Hulu. It

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Speaker 1: was on ffects. It premiered the other nights like three

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Speaker 1: nights ago. It's on FX on demand. That's how I

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Speaker 1: watched its on demand or you can get it on Hulu,

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Speaker 1: um right now, which is where I watched it. And

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Speaker 1: oh my god. First of all, I didn't finish it yet,

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Speaker 1: but I'm taking my time. It's so freaking good. It's

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Speaker 1: a documentary about female stand ups. And if you're listening

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Speaker 1: to this podcast you like female stand ups, just admit

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Speaker 1: it to yourself. Um, we're kind of the best. And

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Speaker 1: and I and I really do mean that, Like I

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Speaker 1: think female stand ups, they're always my favorite stand ups. Um,

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Speaker 1: and yeah, they're shitty ones out there. I'm not gonna lie.

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Speaker 1: There's really bad female stand ups, but my favorite stand

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Speaker 1: ups are are women and um, and all of them

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Speaker 1: were featured in this documentary. It follows. It's really cool

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Speaker 1: how they you saw it, Noah, and you wrote me

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Speaker 1: a really nice message about it that I got today.

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Speaker 1: I don't know when you said it, but sometimes I

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Speaker 1: get things late. Um, and it was so nice. I

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Speaker 1: was getting a lot of messages from people being like Nikki,

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Speaker 1: I love you, NICKI, thank you, Nikki, are you okay? Nicky?

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Speaker 1: Were worried about it, like all these like you made

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Speaker 1: me cry and like a lot of stuff. Lorraine Newman,

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Speaker 1: and I are Twitter friends, and she just DMed me, Nikki,

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Speaker 1: I love you so much, like period period, you know,

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Speaker 1: it yet, and she's like, you were so vulnerable. I

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Speaker 1: forget what she said, but it was so I watched it,

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Speaker 1: um and I'm like I said, I'm only I think

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Speaker 1: It does not feel like another life. By cry, I

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Speaker 1: mean like tear up a little bit. Well, the interview

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Speaker 1: My point is I never considered that other women might

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Speaker 1: and this podcast. Obviously we do the I mean certain

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Speaker 1: days are more important than other or just they're bigger

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Speaker 1: for us. Yeah, but those big days that we had

428
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Speaker 1: yesterday are the best days. We're just at this amazing

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Speaker 1: house all day long shooting different scenes and it's honestly,

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Speaker 1: you guys, I this show is like I can't believe

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Speaker 1: I get to be The show is my ideal, ideal job.

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Speaker 1: Like I've never had a job that fits me more

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Speaker 1: than actually podcasting is my ideal. But in terms of

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Speaker 1: on camera, this job nails it for me. I mean

435
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Speaker 1: seeing Flavor Flavor every day, I mean it's he has

436
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 1: always been someone that I've wanted in my sphere. Yeah,

437
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Speaker 1: I know, you always had that clock around your neck. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I have I wear a sundial around my

439
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Speaker 1: neck because I'm just trying to be green about it,

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Speaker 1: and he respects that, and I just he's just an

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Speaker 1: easy guy to work with. At least people are really

442
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Speaker 1: going to write and being like are you working with Flavor?

443
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Speaker 1: Flav are going to go crazy. They're going to go

444
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Speaker 1: bash it. So I slept good less. I mean I

445
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,399
Speaker 1: haven't been sleeping great, but my voices on the mend.

446
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 1: I'm just like feeling a lot of feelings. I'm just

447
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Speaker 1: like enthusiastic all the time. I'm just so happy, you know.

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Speaker 1: I I've got like crushes and like when if I've

449
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Speaker 1: got a crush, I am just a little happy camper

450
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,720
Speaker 1: and if I have a great job on top of that, Literally,

451
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 1: nothing is wrong with my life right now. I don't

452
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Speaker 1: even know who that person is where nothing is wrong

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Speaker 1: with my life. I mean that's I love to hear that.

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Speaker 1: I really trying to think of anything wrong. Um um

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Speaker 1: i um, I mean maybe you don't have to search

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Speaker 1: for it. Why do we search for things that are

457
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Speaker 1: wrong because it's kind of fun. It's fun to find

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Speaker 1: one to find the thing that's wrong with your life,

459
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 1: and it's so stupid, and then you go, O, my

460
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Speaker 1: live is pretty great if that's the only thing wrong.

461
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:41,800
Speaker 1: I get spray tan on everything because I'm not getting

462
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Speaker 1: spray tans, and so I have to paint my body

463
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Speaker 1: every night and it so everything I own is orange.

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Speaker 1: That's the only thing going on with my life. And

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Speaker 1: guess what, it's not that bad because I got other

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Speaker 1: people do it. Might laundry, I gotta do it, Christa stuff. No. There.

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Speaker 1: It is funny though, if you tried to hide like

468
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Speaker 1: it's hard for like like if a murderer was trying

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Speaker 1: to find you, like you would just followed the tan. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean you can follow the tan. I mean I

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Speaker 1: got it on my dress last night that was supposed

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Speaker 1: to be like a perfect, immaculate dress, and my makeup artist,

473
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Speaker 1: I turned around. My makeup artist goes because the wardrobe

474
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Speaker 1: stylists is so scared about getting tan on everything, and

475
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Speaker 1: the makeup artist puts it on, and so she felt

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Speaker 1: responsible even though it was my fault. I got it

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Speaker 1: on the dress and Robin goes and I turned around

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Speaker 1: and go what and she's like, um, the wreck moved

479
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 1: and I'm like what and she's like she's straight up

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00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:28,440
Speaker 1: lied to my goddamn face. And then Julie, the wardrobe girl,

481
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,399
Speaker 1: sees it and goes, I know there's tan there, and

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Speaker 1: Robin's like, that's what I was talking, That's what I

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00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 1: gasped at. I'm like, why can't you just just be

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Speaker 1: on it? But it was I was like, I understand

485
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: lying in that moment you were scared, and I go,

486
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Speaker 1: it's not ship. It is tan because it looks like

487
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Speaker 1: a streak of ship and it could have been last night.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I'm I got a little I

489
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Speaker 1: got like right before we taped. I was like, I

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Speaker 1: gotta go. And then it was one of those that

491
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Speaker 1: you just like, it's not, it's not. It reminded me

492
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Speaker 1: of on Parks and Wreck when Andy's character says doctor,

493
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Speaker 1: I keep wiping and it's like it won't stop. It's

494
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 1: like I'm I'm wiping a marker. They always makes you

495
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:12,639
Speaker 1: think of that. Um, I mean, if I'm taking like most,

496
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:16,120
Speaker 1: I would say ninety percent of my number two's are

497
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Speaker 1: like barely anything on the first wipe. What, Yeah, I

498
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 1: mean I have really clean. We have different assholes. I'll

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00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 1: tell you that. Really, you looking at a lot of

500
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Speaker 1: like that lollipop boy, I would say old owls, like

501
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 1: like bipes your asshole finally, just to get to the center,

502
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 1: it'd be great. I don't know, I'm probably a good

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Speaker 1: Do you use wet wipes? No? Because of the environment,

504
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,159
Speaker 1: you said, you yelled at me when I put them

505
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Speaker 1: in toilet. Put them in the trash can. Don't in

506
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Speaker 1: the trash can. Just ball it up and stick it

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Speaker 1: at the bottom shipping. Okay, let's get to the news.

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Speaker 1: We got some good stories coming up with you, did

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Speaker 1: I Did I hear your first? What you got first? Andrew? Oh? Man,

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Speaker 1: I hope first of all, I'm not only do I

511
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Speaker 1: hope people are having fun out there. I hope people

512
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Speaker 1: are having a lot of fun. Oh my god? Whoa?

513
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 1: And also, you have all the swells you can have? Yeah,

514
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,479
Speaker 1: I I agree with that. I mean, just smile out there.

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00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,119
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the ocean right now, and I'm looking

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Speaker 1: at swells. I think there are those swells. Yeah, are

517
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:36,679
Speaker 1: sweet having swells out there? Okay, the first already got.

518
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Speaker 1: Amazon apologizes for saying that their workers don't have to

519
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 1: pee in bottles. So funny that the fact that Amazon

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00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 1: workers peeing in bottles is not the headline itself. It's

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Speaker 1: that Amazon apologizes for not acknowledging that this is a

522
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,719
Speaker 1: thing that happens all the time because they I guess

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00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 1: someone someone made a statement because they're trying to unionize

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Speaker 1: and I believe Alabama, yes and don't they're not allowing it.

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Speaker 1: And someone made a comment about the about how they

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Speaker 1: make workers p and water bottles and they go, that's

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00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 1: just to hearsay, that's not really a story. Amazon was like, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: show us proof of that, and then they had all

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Speaker 1: the proof that was like honestly, like in articles and like,

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Speaker 1: you know, substantiated Is that a word? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It's a big word. It is a word that I

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Speaker 1: could have made up. Does it work here? Who knows?

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00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 1: Is a made up word still a word? I think? So? Hey,

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Speaker 1: substantior dated? Yeah? No? I mean, look Amazon, I feel

535
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: like Amazon is in the news every day for people

536
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 1: just like talking shit about it. It's like Amazon on

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00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 1: the show. If you're an Amazon worker right into the

538
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 1: show the Nikki Glazer Podcast at Gmail, and um, don't

539
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 1: give us Like, guys, if you're running into the show,

540
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 1: let's let's keep it a little bit shorter if you can,

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00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 1: just because we get a lot of mail and like

542
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 1: one paragraph would be perfect, like five sentences, and then um,

543
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 1: if we need more information, we can follow up and

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00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 1: get more from you. But you can just keep but short.

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00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 1: That way, it just as shots that will read your thing.

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00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 1: Because when we get a huge letter, it's like we

547
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: look at that and we go, oh, that's probably a

548
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 1: death threat of some sort, and then we we just

549
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 1: move on because what we don't know won't kill us. Yes,

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00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 1: it could also send with newspaper cutout wisping that it's

551
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: it takes too long. You gotta scan it, just type

552
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 1: a couple of senses in it. Well. To send it digitally,

553
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: you gotta scanner and that's all. You got to buy

554
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 1: a scanner or you gotta get the scan app. And

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00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 1: it's just a whole process. And there's an inn app

556
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: purchases and you don't want to get hold into something

557
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 1: that you're only gonna use once, and you're gonna pay

558
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 1: for down the road because you don't cancel your subscription,

559
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: you get it. So I do like that this guy's

560
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: combining old school with new school. Though yeah, he facts

561
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 1: is us stuff too, and we didn't even give that

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Speaker 1: a fact number. So anyway, if you work at Amazon

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00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 1: and we'd like to hear from you, I want to

564
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 1: hear what's going on in there? What is it? Andrew

565
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos has such a punchable face. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: does he ever? I mean, he probably has the most

567
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: punchable face on. It looks like one of those dolls

568
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 1: you would blow up and like you punch them and

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00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 1: they like rock back and come back. He looks like

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00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: dr Evil. He did abs like worked out. God. I

571
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 1: think you know what's annoying about this? That that annoys

572
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: me about what is that skilled workers versus unskilled workers.

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00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 1: That whole thing of like, well, they're replaceable, so we

574
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 1: could have them just peeing like we don't have to

575
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 1: care about them. They're not worth anything because they're unskilled,

576
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: of you know, just people not being paid enough for

577
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 1: jobs because rich people are so fucking greedy. I read

578
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: a tweet today that said I don't mind paying higher

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00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 1: taxes to help out people who make less money than me.

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00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 1: But I have a big problem paying higher taxes because

581
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: people who are richer than me don't want to pay them.

582
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 1: And it's so true, go fund yourself if you're rich.

583
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 1: I understand wanting to accrue wealth, and I understand as

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00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 1: someone who has more money than I need myself. I'm

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00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 1: speaking as one of those people. It's disgusting that and

586
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 1: I look forward to paying more taxes. I literally do,

587
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: and I think that I should. I need to give

588
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: more of my wealth away. Everyone should. I know you're like,

589
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 1: but I have children. You don't need ten million dollars

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00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 1: for your three children. They'll be okay. Guess what. The

591
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: world ain't gonna be around that much longer, so they

592
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 1: don't need that much. I'm just tired of all these

593
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 1: excuses of wanting to have more wealth. Don't you already? What? What?

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00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 1: What more do you need? Andrew? Do you want to

595
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 1: speak to this side of things. I know we've already

596
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: talked about this before, but years and we all take

597
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: a little bit of a pay cut because I don't

598
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 1: think that the business could be profitable if you pay

599
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 1: that much. That's all, but yes, yes, it could be. Honestly,

600
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: McDonald's just acknowledged that if they raised them and I

601
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 1: was looking at headlines, if they acknowledged that they raised

602
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: their um wages, they would still be profitable. They just

603
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: like found that research. I don't know if they're going

604
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: to do anything with that issue, the economic issue. If

605
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 1: I could just put in least my uh, you know,

606
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 1: like what I've been reading is that, yeah, Amazon could

607
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 1: certainly afford to increase their wage, and so could McDonald's.

608
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: But then what do the smaller businesses who like aren't

609
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 1: as profitable and like global like Amazon and McDonald raise

610
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 1: their raise their prices. Oh and then the people and

611
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: that affects the loan and everything goes up. Who can't

612
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: afford to pay? All? Right? Well I don't. This isn't freakonomics,

613
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 1: you guys, And so I'm talking about turn. I'm sorry

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00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,719
Speaker 1: sharing it get a lot of angry emails that are

615
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 1: up to five sentences long about why I'm wrong, But

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00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 1: probably I'm sorry. You should be giving more money. Ten

617
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 1: percent of your money you should give to charity at

618
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 1: least um um. What what do you think? Here's the

619
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 1: thing with Amazon? We could all just stop shopping there. Um,

620
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 1: that's that's what I wanted to get into. Is there

621
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: anything from Amazon? And over a year and a half,

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Speaker 1: I'm very proud of myself. Awesome. Seriously, it is so

623
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 1: hard to cut down on Amazon. I am absolutely addicted

624
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: to the fast um getting whatever I want very quickly.

625
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: I try to now, but look for things elsewhere. I'm

626
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: not great about it. I am probably down. Um. I

627
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 1: would say six with my Amazon orders, and I was

628
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 1: gonna say eighty, but I wanted to be honest with

629
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:22,400
Speaker 1: you guys. It is probably down six. I can do better.

630
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 1: But Robin, my makeup silist, just got these really cute

631
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 1: tank tops and I was like, where the hell did

632
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 1: you get those? Those are perfectly fitting? And she was

633
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,399
Speaker 1: like Amazon. I was like, fuck, I was very late

634
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: to Amazon. I didn't I didn't shop at Amazon until this.

635
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Speaker 1: You've ever gotten a bottle of piss from Amazon? They

636
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Speaker 1: have the best good and it's there filled with like

637
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 1: just stress hormones and sleeplessness, and it's really um viscus.

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Speaker 1: You know what I love about is you ordered, it's

639
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Speaker 1: there in thirty minutes. They're just standing outside with your piss. Yeah,

640
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: it's they just toss it in your yard driving by.

641
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 1: It's just killing a bottle. And by the way, these

642
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Speaker 1: are all men, because women cannot piss in a goddamn

643
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Speaker 1: gatorade bottle. Even if you're giving us a bigger hole

644
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 1: with gatorade, I'm talking about a water bottle. Most of

645
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Speaker 1: the time, guys can put their little pe hole up

646
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 1: against because we don't know where our pe hole really

647
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 1: comes from. It is like a leak on a cave.

648
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:19,320
Speaker 1: It just kind of comes out. It's like a Jesus

649
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: statue crying and and you know you can't and feel

650
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Speaker 1: with your whole where the hole comes from. Now I

651
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Speaker 1: pe hole. I just know that it comes from down there,

652
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 1: is it? It's definitely below the clip obviously clips like

653
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 1: the top part, but it's like literally like a little slit.

654
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 1: It's like a crack that you wouldn't be able to see,

655
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Speaker 1: Like I mean, I'm sure you'd be able to see,

656
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Speaker 1: but I just haven't gotten that close. In My point though,

657
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 1: is like if you have a gatorade bottle still like

658
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Speaker 1: thin you don't have unless you have a strong stream.

659
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 1: It kind of just like splatters. It comes out as

660
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 1: soon as it comes out of the hole. It sticks

661
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Speaker 1: to the side. You know, when you have like, um,

662
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: a leak in a ceiling and it kind of the

663
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:07,839
Speaker 1: water travel to the right and then drips. That's if

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Speaker 1: you're and when you're peeing in front of people, are

665
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 1: into a bottle. It's really hard to come out of

666
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Speaker 1: the gate with a full stream, um and like a

667
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Speaker 1: powerful stream and usually trickles and then you have a

668
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Speaker 1: big old mess. Let's get to the next story. Have

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Speaker 1: you ever tried it, by the way, Yeah, I've had

670
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Speaker 1: to do it when I was stuck in traffic and

671
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Speaker 1: how did that the car? Uh no, because we had

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Speaker 1: a really big cop A big gulp. But but you'll

673
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 1: be surprised how quickly you fill up a cop and

674
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Speaker 1: how much p because you have no idea how much

675
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Speaker 1: you're pissing when it's just into a toilet, old big

676
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Speaker 1: guld pussy glazier. Yep, they all right next door. Here

677
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Speaker 1: we go, Hey, having fun. I hope so, I hope

678
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 1: people are having a great time out there. They need

679
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,919
Speaker 1: to figure out that men with psychopathic tendencies are better

680
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 1: at faking remorse and tricking people into gaining their trust. Yes,

681
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 1: So they did a study where they had a bunch

682
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Speaker 1: of men on a college campus thousands UM do a

683
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,919
Speaker 1: study where they had to UM tell a story where

684
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Speaker 1: they hurt someone. Uh, and then they had to apology

685
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 1: fake an apology for it. No, what was that right?

686
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:19,240
Speaker 1: So forty six men participated and recorded themselves on video

687
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Speaker 1: telling a story where they showed and the six hundred

688
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 1: college students watched the videos watched it. Okay, so they

689
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,319
Speaker 1: have forty six men. And then they also had those

690
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:31,880
Speaker 1: men take UM a psychopath task or like rating along

691
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: as So these weren't like. These were men with that

692
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Speaker 1: at psychopathic tendencies. I think out of forty six people,

693
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Speaker 1: you'd be lucky to find a psychopath. But we all

694
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 1: are guys, I guess on a sliding scale. The men

695
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:46,240
Speaker 1: that were more psychopathic were better at faking remorse, which

696
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 1: psychopaths I don't believe are capable of even that emotion,

697
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 1: but they're so good at being manipulative and getting what

698
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Speaker 1: they want and exploiting people that they have. Actually, UM

699
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Speaker 1: and the people that rated psychopaths or like write it

700
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 1: rated all these guys based on like how true they

701
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: felt their remorse was. The psychopath not only UM came

702
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: out as like the ones that seemed most earnest, but

703
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: they were able to deceive the people ranking these people.

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Speaker 1: The thousands of scholarge students watching these videos also took

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Speaker 1: a personality test to measure their emotionality and how emotional

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Speaker 1: they are, and emotional women were more deceived by psychopaths

707
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: than normal people that have a regular emotionality. So it's

708
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 1: almost like, uh biologically, psychopaths have been uh wired to

709
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:49,360
Speaker 1: take advantage of emotional women more than anyone else. So ladies,

710
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: watch out. What's the difference between psychopath and sociopath? Um?

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00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but a sociopath is often um it's

712
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 1: also called now I think the proper term forward is

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Speaker 1: antisocial personality disorder, and I don't think psychopaths necessarily are violent.

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Speaker 1: Although male psychopaths are much more common and and just

715
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Speaker 1: a more diagnosed, it's not that they're more common because

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Speaker 1: a psychopathic trait is violence, and women aren't as prone

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Speaker 1: to violence. So much like a d h D or

718
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Speaker 1: any kind of personality disorder, they display different ways in women.

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Speaker 1: So here we have that some experts see sociopaths is

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Speaker 1: hot headed. They act without thinking how others would be affected.

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00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: Psychopaths are more cold hearted and calculating. So, um, sociopaths

722
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 1: don't have as much control, it seems as psychopaths. And um,

723
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 1: they carefully plot their moves and use aggression in a

724
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,919
Speaker 1: planned out way to get what they want. Okay, so um, wow,

725
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 1: psychopaths seem to do more homework. Yes, psychopaths are probably

726
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 1: a little bit more intelligent. And um, just I mean

727
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Speaker 1: I read this one book called like uh, in the

728
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 1: Mind of a Psychopath or can Passions of a Psychopath

729
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Speaker 1: And it's this woman who wrote a book as anonymously

730
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Speaker 1: as a psychopath, and it opens with her torturing an animal.

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Speaker 1: I mean, these are like the things that it was

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Speaker 1: so and then I watched this video. You guys gotta

733
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Speaker 1: watch it. It's like an interview with a someone who

734
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Speaker 1: has a antisocial personality disorder. It's this black guy. It's

735
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 1: this kid who interviews really interesting people, burn victims, just

736
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Speaker 1: people with like weird facial disfigurements, people with like crazy

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Speaker 1: personality disorders, and he interviews them very blatantly. I forget

738
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Speaker 1: his name. Um, but if you look it up and

739
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 1: you look up an interview with antisocial personality disorder, you'll

740
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:34,760
Speaker 1: find it. It's this black guy. That is like talking

741
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 1: very bluntly the camera, answering all these questions. It's fascinating.

742
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 1: He just goes, yeah, I mean, I I don't do it.

743
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a sociopath pretty much, but I I don't

744
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:50,840
Speaker 1: feel things. I rarely feel things, and everything I do

745
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 1: is in order to make my life better. So I'm

746
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 1: not capable of romantic love. But if I meet a

747
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:02,319
Speaker 1: woman who loving her and giving her the love she

748
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 1: needs makes my life better than I can do it.

749
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: But I'm never going to actually have human love for

750
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: her the way other people need it. But also that

751
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 1: doesn't mean that a woman can't love it sociopath, because

752
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: maybe someone just needs someone to act love like love

753
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: languages people go, oh, like, if my love language is touched,

754
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 1: and you were a couple and you don't really like touching,

755
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: but you give that to me because I need it,

756
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,760
Speaker 1: How is that not sociopathic Because you're not really actually

757
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 1: enjoying the touch. You're doing it to make me happy,

758
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 1: which will then make you happy. Right, I know, I

759
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: see what you're saying with that. I think like like

760
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 1: is being a psychopath if they're calculated and they're only

761
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 1: doing things for their own selfish gain. But it's somehow

762
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 1: like nice to you, you know, like you can actually

763
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 1: be a good psychopath. Like I think we put psychopaths

764
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 1: in bad light, you know, start they I think they're

765
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 1: incurable too, So I have a lot of empathy for psychopaths,

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00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 1: even though that's something they can't all Right, So let's

767
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 1: get to why do I care? Why do you care?

768
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 1: Why do I care? Why do I care? Andrew story Today,

769
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:13,399
Speaker 1: Kin says she knows at least four actors hiding their

770
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:18,800
Speaker 1: sexuality due to homophobia in Hollywood. Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.

771
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 1: I would figure it'd be more. There's just common there's

772
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 1: just when you moved to Hollywood, you just find out

773
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 1: a couple of things. You know, you you you get

774
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 1: when you get in the business. Your eyes are open

775
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 1: to these these secrets that are just everyone knows the truth,

776
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 1: but everyone just turns a blind eye to it. So

777
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: there's there's definitely closeted men. It's almost it's I would

778
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 1: say every male actor is rumored to be KA at

779
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 1: one point or another, and then I would say those

780
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:53,359
Speaker 1: rumors are true. I'm kidding with that number, but you'd

781
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 1: be shocked the people I've heard were gay. I just

782
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 1: can't even believe. And if you want to, if you

783
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,360
Speaker 1: want to read who speculate did, go to the reddit

784
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 1: um thread about this. There's a news story and read

785
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,360
Speaker 1: it that this is where I found this new story.

786
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 1: And in the comments are just stories upon stories about

787
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,359
Speaker 1: who they who they know, and all these stories about

788
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 1: who's who's gay, and you know, it's it's none of

789
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,279
Speaker 1: our business, truly. But the reason they the reason they're

790
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 1: closeted is because you know, you know, actors in theater,

791
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 1: like everyone supports gay people, that Hollywood's very like loves

792
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: gay people. But for big box office actors, studios are

793
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:34,359
Speaker 1: fucking terrified to put a gay lead in because as

794
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 1: a romantic lead or whatever. It's just it's it's too

795
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 1: much of a risk for them for whatever reason. And

796
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: um and it's pretty sad that these actors have to

797
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 1: like just live these they they they they love their

798
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 1: their um art more than you know truly who they

799
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 1: really are. So they have to like sneak around, which,

800
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:54,360
Speaker 1: by the way, sneaking around can be very hot, but

801
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 1: what it would be a tortuous way to live. And

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00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 1: I feel really bad for people who are closeted yeah,

803
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 1: especially with paparazzi, Like you couldn't go out to dinner

804
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 1: with your boyfriends. This guy on Reddit was saying that

805
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:08,240
Speaker 1: he watches all these or he listens to a podcast,

806
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 1: a paparazzi podcast, and all these paparazzi just talk about

807
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 1: how this one actor has all these boyfriends driving him

808
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 1: around and like if they're not drivers, because they're all

809
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,959
Speaker 1: a type of boy and they're all a type of guy,

810
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 1: and it's like a type of car that wouldn't be

811
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 1: a driver's car. And it's like they just know he's

812
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:29,359
Speaker 1: gay and they don't like and paparazzi are not going

813
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 1: to imply that someone's gay because if they and no magazines,

814
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:38,399
Speaker 1: by the way, you go, why doesn't US Weekly break

815
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 1: with the story that this actor is gay when all

816
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: these paparazzi has seen him be gay a million times?

817
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,879
Speaker 1: And it's because US Weekly if that if they come

818
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 1: out and say that actor is gay, that actor's publicists

819
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 1: will never let them have their other clients, so then

820
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: they'll get cut off from Beyonce and other clients that

821
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 1: they have. So no one's willing to break someone's and

822
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: that's it's like you a huge no, no, obviously to

823
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 1: out someone. And it's also like they're just good people. Yeah, yeah,

824
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,360
Speaker 1: pop Rozi are really actually the ones that I've encountered

825
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 1: are good people. They're just like photographers that you know,

826
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:12,799
Speaker 1: just realize, oh, I can make a lot of money

827
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 1: doing this this thing. Yeah, it's just nice so that

828
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: they have good hearts at us weekly that they you know,

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00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 1: I mean, everyone's trying their best and I feel bad

830
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:27,280
Speaker 1: for it's yes, but they're not. You know, you gotta

831
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: why do we care so much about someone's sexuality. It's like,

832
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 1: do whatever the fun you want. And then because sex

833
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:38,320
Speaker 1: is fascinating, and secrets are fascinating, and gossip is fascinating,

834
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: and celebrities are fascinating because it's it's people we all know.

835
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, it's like family. You know, it's

836
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 1: like there's it's it's insane that a whole globe can

837
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 1: know one person like it's like your uncle, you know,

838
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 1: like and have this kind of relationship with them. So

839
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 1: that's why celebrities are fun. They bring us together, like

840
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,240
Speaker 1: we're all family. Do you think they're aging and stuff?

841
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 1: We gotta go. Okay, next time for listener mail. You guys,

842
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 1: send it in. We kind of read it, or at

843
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 1: least Noah does. She's found some goodies for us. Let's

844
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Speaker 1: get into it. Thanks for writing in. You can write

845
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: in anything you want. Advice, uh, comments, questions, just confessions.

846
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 1: We gotta guys. Kids really catching on. Um. I love

847
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 1: it so much. When I hear it said, I heard

848
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,839
Speaker 1: people in this girl whoever said this in nailed it.

849
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: So someone said, our listener is the bestie said I

850
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 1: can't remember how co was spelled. Listen spelled however you want.

851
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:36,319
Speaker 1: It's ceou aposter e h L but close enough regardless.

852
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: When I was twenty two, I bought a Gucci watch

853
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:41,320
Speaker 1: that I couldn't afford. It was like a thousand dollars.

854
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 1: My self esteem was such that when I would go

855
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 1: out to the bar or wherever, I would sit with

856
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 1: my risk kind of out in a prominent position so

857
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: that hopefully people would notice and give me a compliment. Sincerely,

858
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 1: a best friend. I love that you knew you were co.

859
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: We've all been that way where you like try to

860
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: show off this you thing you got, you idiots. But

861
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:04,720
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars on a watch, that's and oh my god, Andrew,

862
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 1: you relate to this right. Yeah, dude, I spent on

863
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:11,439
Speaker 1: a pan or I watched that was forty millimeters, which

864
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:15,839
Speaker 1: is gigantic. Gigantic. When did you get a watch for?

865
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,800
Speaker 1: I did very well for I told you, for three days,

866
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:24,280
Speaker 1: I was very rich. Would you do with watch? Um?

867
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 1: Actually I got it on sale because my buddy's a

868
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,439
Speaker 1: diamond dealer, So I got it for like thirty seven

869
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 1: hundred and then I went broke, and then I owed

870
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,839
Speaker 1: the government a ton of money. I had to sell

871
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 1: the watch, and I actually made about four dollars on

872
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 1: the watch. It was my only good investor. My god,

873
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: but I used to I know exactly what this person

874
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: you would wear the watch. Read somewhere that watches got

875
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 1: chicks or like something happened where I got you saw

876
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 1: a guy with a watch. Friends that were like very

877
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 1: successful and hot had the pain or eye. So I

878
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: was like, once I got money, I got the great

879
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 1: pan Or I and I was freaking few in myself

880
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 1: and you know what it did for my sex life? Nothing? Yeah.

881
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 1: I do love a good watch though on a guy.

882
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 1: But you can't have dirty shoes and a watch like

883
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 1: a watch isn't gonna save you unless everything else is

884
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 1: kind of tight. Well that's what guys did, a rock

885
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 1: of Rolex and then they dressed like ship and then

886
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 1: they're like, I'm rich, but I'm also like sucking whatever

887
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:20,360
Speaker 1: it is. Someone told me to get a Rolex. Recently,

888
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,400
Speaker 1: you have people are like steering me towards rolexy is

889
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 1: I think I would you can get it In short,

890
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,319
Speaker 1: I know, and it would be fine, but I feel

891
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 1: like I would get a damage. I would lose it.

892
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:33,479
Speaker 1: And I also think it's just so stupid to spend

893
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:36,319
Speaker 1: that much money on a thing that, honestly, you wear

894
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:39,320
Speaker 1: a watch that's your great grand grandfather's watch, just a

895
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: grandpa he would. I asked Andrew what the time was,

896
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 1: and he goes, I don't have my phone on me.

897
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 1: I go, you have a watch on you and he goes,

898
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 1: it doesn't work. Yeah, that app doesn't work on the

899
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 1: watch he was just using is And I go, can

900
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 1: you are you d m NG on that watch? Like

901
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 1: what's happening? Why is that watching? It was just for look,

902
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:56,879
Speaker 1: I mean it was just a bracelet at the point.

903
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,879
Speaker 1: You were wearing a bracelet with hands. Yeah, well here's

904
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 1: the thing to watch works, but I have to wind

905
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,319
Speaker 1: it every couple of days. It doesn't matter whether or

906
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: not have to wind it. When you were wearing it,

907
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 1: it did not work. It did not serve a function

908
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:09,359
Speaker 1: other than just being a bracelet. So you were wearing

909
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 1: a bracelet. Yeah, my Grandpa's bracelet for your That was

910
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 1: a great cut. Also, we got a letter from the Netherlands,

911
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 1: because we know where that is. Um, this is dear Nikki,

912
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:24,919
Speaker 1: Andrew and Noah. Since we're best friends now and Nicki

913
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,759
Speaker 1: mentioned that she wanted to visit the Netherlands. Let me

914
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,399
Speaker 1: plead Nicki Andrew to please come to a show. In answer, Dan,

915
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 1: you'd love it here. The crowd is very international. And

916
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 1: a personal note, I've been a fan of Nikki Sinces

917
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: Sarah on The Fix, which is a Netflix show, and

918
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 1: last year I got diagnosed with incurable cancer and Nikki's

919
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 1: Daley podcast really helped me a lot. Even though our

920
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:42,319
Speaker 1: troubles were very different, I felt a strong connection. Thank

921
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 1: you so much. I'm really glad there is a new podcast,

922
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 1: and it's great that Noah and Andrew are now part

923
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:48,959
Speaker 1: of the conversation. You three make a great team. Love

924
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 1: jeroin ps Holland is a part of the Netherlands. The

925
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 1: country is officially named the Netherlands actually Kingdom of the

926
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 1: nether Littlands. But w t F is what he says. Um, Jerroin,

927
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 1: I don't if you're a boy or a girl, but

928
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about your incurable cancer and sounds like

929
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 1: you have a great positive attitude and that's got to

930
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 1: be a fucking mind fuck to just know that you

931
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:16,839
Speaker 1: have something that's gonna take you out one day. Um,

932
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,799
Speaker 1: and I'm really sorry for that. But UM, I am

933
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:23,319
Speaker 1: very inspired by the tone of your letter, and thank

934
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 1: you for relating to the podcast I did over the

935
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: summer in which literally I thought I kind of had

936
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 1: a terminal illness, to be honest with you, because a

937
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 1: lot of ways depression can seem that way, like I

938
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 1: this is gonna kill me eventually, you know. So I

939
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 1: don't know if you're referring to that is what you

940
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 1: related to, but UM, thank you so much for writing in.

941
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 1: Do you want to say anything to this person just that,

942
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 1: thanks for clearing up the Netherlands thing. I'm sorry about

943
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 1: your cancer. That no, Darron, I I know he loved that,

944
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 1: and I like it is amazing because I think if

945
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 1: I had incurable I couldn't had an email like this

946
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,400
Speaker 1: that was like, I know that's your biggest fair have

947
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: writing an email. Yeah, well you know, yes, all right,

948
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 1: we gotta get to the next one. This is an advice.

949
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 1: We'll give some advice. She says, I'm a twenty seven

950
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:15,800
Speaker 1: year old girl who hasn't had sex for the past

951
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 1: year and four months. Year and four months. My celibacy

952
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: isn't for religious reasons, more so the fact that I'm

953
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,399
Speaker 1: tired of sleeping with guys who just don't care about

954
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 1: me and eventually goes shortly after hooking up. Girl a failure.

955
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,399
Speaker 1: That's why I haven't had sex in Shune of two

956
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 1: thousand nineteen, and that was only with the next boyfriend,

957
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 1: who I already knew was not going to ever love me.

958
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:39,399
Speaker 1: And before that, the last time I vulnerably had sex

959
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:44,279
Speaker 1: with someone new was probably like eight years ago. So,

960
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 1: she says, my best friend is recently single and has

961
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:48,799
Speaker 1: a handful of short short term hookups and had a

962
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:51,800
Speaker 1: handful of short term hook ups immediately after. Since January,

963
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 1: she's had a bit of a dry spell. She keeps

964
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 1: complaining how she hasn't had sex in such a long

965
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:59,439
Speaker 1: time and it's getting annoying hearing about her complain because

966
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:02,839
Speaker 1: it happens often. She always prefaces the comment like, I

967
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: know you're the last person I should be complaining too,

968
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 1: But I want to be a good friend in a

969
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:09,759
Speaker 1: sounding board. But it's getting frustrating for me to hear

970
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 1: about her dry spell when I've been struck in this

971
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 1: but when I've been stuck in the sahara for well

972
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 1: over a year. Have you ever had to deal with

973
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:20,360
Speaker 1: something like this? Any tips for me? Rebecca? Oh, Rebecca,

974
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 1: I hear you, and I think you should still keep

975
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 1: your plan to not sleep with people who don't care

976
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 1: about you, because, as I've said a million times before,

977
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:33,240
Speaker 1: men after they orgasm, especially if it's vaginal penetration, they

978
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 1: definitely their interest for you goes down a lot, and

979
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 1: it'd be best to wait until a man, you know,

980
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 1: a man loves you like truly loves you romantically however

981
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 1: that feels to you, before you let him inside you,

982
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 1: because you are risking abandonment afterwards, and it's not even

983
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,839
Speaker 1: their fault. They're biologically wired to abandon us after they come,

984
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,719
Speaker 1: because we're all wired to be like you know, on

985
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,360
Speaker 1: the great planes, living in tribes and a guy to

986
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:58,880
Speaker 1: comfort you and cuddle you after he comes is a

987
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:02,319
Speaker 1: waste of his energy as a caveman or whatever. So

988
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 1: it's not their fault that men get turned off after

989
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 1: they come. But we have to go into sexual relationships

990
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 1: knowing that that is a huge possibility. And for me,

991
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:17,239
Speaker 1: it's become like I am terrified of men coming at

992
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:20,280
Speaker 1: at my hand because I don't want to be abandoned

993
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 1: because it's happened so many times where we even joke

994
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 1: about it beforehand, like you're probably gonna not like me

995
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:28,760
Speaker 1: after this, and they're like yeah, right, and then afterwards

996
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:31,439
Speaker 1: they still shut down. It's it's like I have been

997
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:35,840
Speaker 1: traumatized by it, So I get where you're at. But um,

998
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 1: but the friend thing, Just tell your friend be honest

999
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:47,840
Speaker 1: with your friend. Say listen, friend, I when you constantly

1000
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:50,320
Speaker 1: preface things with I know you're the last person I

1001
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:53,360
Speaker 1: should be taking that really feels bad to me. Just

1002
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 1: speak from your feelings to your friend and your friend

1003
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 1: will probably get defensive because she doesn't understand her feelings.

1004
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:04,439
Speaker 1: But um, I think just and I think you should

1005
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: have an open discussion about why you've been waiting and

1006
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 1: maybe why your friends should maybe do the same thing

1007
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:13,279
Speaker 1: and not be trying to fill her holes, to fill

1008
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: a hole in her soul and um and get the

1009
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 1: get the book. Uh what's it called Getting Too I Do?

1010
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 1: And read that together and learn about why, uh why

1011
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 1: it's so hard to get a man to commit and

1012
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:31,759
Speaker 1: learn how to actually get a man to commit. It's

1013
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:33,760
Speaker 1: called Getting Too I Do, and it's by Dr Pat Allen,

1014
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,879
Speaker 1: And I think create a book club with this girl.

1015
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 1: But a friend constantly bragging or like talking complaining about

1016
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:44,080
Speaker 1: things that you like if incurable cancel cancer writer had

1017
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:46,440
Speaker 1: a friend that was constantly, you know, complaining about a

1018
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:50,880
Speaker 1: canker store. That's just a lack of empathy and a

1019
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:53,239
Speaker 1: friendship that you would probably expect. So you just need

1020
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: you need to be honest. And I know that's scary

1021
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:58,359
Speaker 1: because your friend might go, well, I can't even be

1022
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,879
Speaker 1: honest with you. It's just like what I'm feeling. Well,

1023
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 1: then that's probably not a good friend if they're not

1024
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:04,080
Speaker 1: going to hear you out. Andrew, what do you think

1025
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:09,439
Speaker 1: I think she should suck me? All right? Well, thank

1026
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:14,479
Speaker 1: you to our listeners for writing in um final thought

1027
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,919
Speaker 1: Andrew many final thoughts for the show so far. I mean,

1028
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:21,359
Speaker 1: I uh yeah, it was a great show, a lot

1029
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 1: of singing. It was a fun roller coaster of the show.

1030
00:55:25,719 --> 00:55:28,840
Speaker 1: And fingered on this roller coaster. We talked about that

1031
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 1: on the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fear fear bro. I uh, yeah, no,

1032
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 1: this is a great show. I love hearing back from

1033
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,360
Speaker 1: the listeners, I really do. I think it's like it

1034
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:41,440
Speaker 1: makes me feel more connected to them, like, oh, we're

1035
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 1: not just speaking into the ether, like, oh, there are

1036
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:47,480
Speaker 1: people listening that you know, with incurable cancer and they're

1037
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 1: laughing from us like that. One lady put a post

1038
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:53,839
Speaker 1: up of you know, her Darren chemo. They're listening to

1039
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:56,920
Speaker 1: us and laughing like a woman. Yeah, she was getting

1040
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,640
Speaker 1: chemo and she was like, oh, I'm listening to the

1041
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:01,279
Speaker 1: nicku Lazer podcasts and it was so touching. And I

1042
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:03,840
Speaker 1: said to Andrew, I go, that's so sweet that I go.

1043
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 1: It's funny, though. I bet a lot of listeners are

1044
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 1: going through worse things than that when they're listening, you know,

1045
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 1: just like in the car with their screaming kids, like

1046
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:14,239
Speaker 1: just staring despondently at the pavement ahead of them as

1047
00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 1: they drive and contemplate they have like anore No. But

1048
00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:20,640
Speaker 1: I mean, like you know Chemo. We always go, oh

1049
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:22,239
Speaker 1: my god, that's the worst thing. And then I'm not

1050
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 1: to say that it's not. It's obviously like so terrible.

1051
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:28,719
Speaker 1: But I think that a lot of people listen to

1052
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:31,239
Speaker 1: podcasts when they're going through like a job that is

1053
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Speaker 1: just sucking their soul, or they're sitting and across from

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Speaker 1: a husband who's playing video games who doesn't love them

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Speaker 1: anymore and they feel like they need to leave, or

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Speaker 1: they're a wife who just hate your guts, and it's

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Speaker 1: probably cheating on you. Like, people are going through terrible

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Speaker 1: things while they're listening to us all the time, and

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Speaker 1: I really appreciate it. I do podcasts get me through

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Speaker 1: such terrible times when I'm depressed, and um, I listen

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Speaker 1: to us when you're happy, listen to us when you're depressed,

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Speaker 1: right to us. I love you so much, besties. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and also like chemost terrible. No I was, I know,

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Speaker 1: I'm being chemos fucking awful, and my heart goes out

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Speaker 1: to and our listener. I loved her so much. I um,

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Speaker 1: it was because my dad was a cancer doctor. I

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Speaker 1: would see. I had to work there over this summer,

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Speaker 1: and you know how much of a hypochondriac. I am,

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Speaker 1: and I would have to. That must have been so

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Speaker 1: hard for you working with people with cancer. I'm just kidding,

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Speaker 1: but seeing like people with chemo, like and my dad

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Speaker 1: went through chemo. Uh so I'm just trying to play

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Speaker 1: the victim here so I could get laid by that

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Speaker 1: girl who hasn't been late in a year. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: think you're mixing up, are you. I thought you were

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Speaker 1: talking about the person who might be a girl who

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Speaker 1: no not her, although I would, I would that person

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Speaker 1: to listen. If you're make a wish is to bang

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Speaker 1: Andrew Colin, we can make it happen. We are not

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Speaker 1: making fun of cancer here. We are only making jokes

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Speaker 1: because life is so fucking terrible and if you can't laugh,

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Speaker 1: how are you going to get through it? Um? I

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Speaker 1: love you guys. I hope you're all healthy and safe

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Speaker 1: and um, thank you for being our best friends. Thank

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Speaker 1: you for being our best friends. Tomorrow and hit me up.

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Speaker 1: If you're Sahara girl, it's not her name. She drives

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Speaker 1: the Shara Rebecca. She drives the Sahara Rebecca. Sahara. Hit

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Speaker 1: Andrew up and uh, he'll take a gander at your

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Speaker 1: profile or I'll talk to your friend that's been a

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